>“The Britain that I love is being ripped apart by diversity, equality and inclusion.”
Suella Braverman, former home secretary, February 2026
>“It’s not just Britain that is being invaded, it’s not just Britain that is being raped. Every single western nation faces the same problem: an orchestrated, organised invasion and replacement of European citizens is happening.”
Tommy Robinson, far-right influencer, September 2025
>“We need to … explain to young girls and women the biological reality of this crisis. Many women in Britain are having children much too late in life.”
Matthew Goodwin, media personality, November 2024
>“Britain is lurching towards civil war, and nobody knows how to stop it.”
Daily Telegraph, April 2025
>“This is now about the future of western civilisation. Do we believe in a Judeo-Christian culture? Do we believe that the family is a unit for good?”
Nigel Farage, founder of Reform UK, September 2022
>“A political revolution is under way in Britain! Britain is turning against the establishment.”
GB News, September 2025
>“Mass deportation now, set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care, while you’re at it take the treacherous government & politicians with them … If that makes me racist, so be it.”
Lucy Connolly, childminder from Northampton, July 2024

new toilfu was born in 2007 (i was born in 1995)

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fruity mf

>>220818871
bro is 30

walked all the way to Asda (20 minutes each way) to buy some new cargo shorts but they didn't even have any

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>Female cop who took 'work boobies' pics was sacked after 'police probed her stalker'

>Alisha Staves, 31, says she turned to colleagues at Humberside Police after enduring months of harassment from a man who allegedly bombarded her with unwanted calls and messages and even turned up at her home and her mum’s address.

>But instead of protection, she says she found herself under scrutiny. The officer was left stunned when intimate images were uncovered during the course of the investigation. One photo, taken in a store cupboard at her Hull police station, showed her breasts partially exposed beneath a police fleece.

>She had sent it to her then partner alongside the message: “Maybe Mrs Officer can give you a helping hand.” A second image, taken at home, showed her partially exposed breasts under a police stab vest. That too was sent privately, with the caption: “Work boobies”.

>This week, a misconduct panel ruled her actions amounted to gross misconduct, and she was dismissed with immediate effect. While the hearing was told the images were discovered on her phone, Alisha insists that is incorrect. She claims they were actually found on her ex-partner’s device.

>At the hearing, Humberside Police argued the images were sent to prove she was a genuine frontline officer and amounted to a serious abuse of her position. The panel agreed and her career was over. Humberside Police have been approached for comment.

>>220818871
I don't consent to this age gap SICK FREAK

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>(i was born in 1995)

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wee jobbie beam

>>220818878
31
and yes that's how numerical sequences work, it happens to everyone, unless they die in some ill-conceived reckless caper, bristling with the hubris of youth of course

>we don't have enough doctors for the NHS
because they're all going to australia and shit
maybe if we didn't tax everyone so much they would stay
businesses would do better too
but alas we must tax everyone to pay timmy's pip money and jamal's 5 bed house

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LMAO EVEN HIS HAIR

>>220818887
How do you think those refugees feel travelling 3000 miles to a safe country like the UK only to be greeted with open hostility from its local population?

I had an "NHS doctor" take blood from me and he missed the vein so he just sort of wiggled the needle around in my arm until he got it
Did question whether or not that was standard practice, but he's the doctor so I can't really challenge it can I?

Remember when Rorke had an epic thread long meltdown about some white woman being gangraped by migrants in Epsom?

Funny how he's totally silent and not apologising now, since we've found out the woman who made the claims was a Tommy Robinson / Rupert Lowe supporter and lied about the whole thing, just made it all up, as proven by CCTV.

>>220818894
Bunch of twats, they were private

watching malcolm in the middle: life's still unfair
the black disabled kid is gay now and malcolm's little sister is nonbinary

>>220818912
That's zoomers done then

literally ALL of the dogshit zingers were saved for the new
you lot are fucking sad as fuck

>>220818871
Based Zillennial

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WRESTLEMANIA TONIGHT KITA KITA KITA KITA KITA KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>220818917
Don't forget Cliff and Margaret's 5 bed detached house they bought for £2K in the 70s that they need the winter fuel allowance to keep at 24 degrees all year round

>>220818912
bro is 31

>>220818894
>>She had sent it to her then partner alongside the message: “Maybe Mrs Officer can give you a helping hand.” A second image, taken at home, showed her partially exposed breasts under a police stab vest. That too was sent privately, with the caption: “Work boobies”.
you just know she would handcuff him to the bed and wank him off from behind

>>220818902
forever baffled by this incredibly unfunny autistic style of canadian post
who is this even for

>>220818844
little rorkina

Dunno what's going on with the escorts in my area lads
They're all having time off

>>220818964
so? 31 is young, ask any middle aged or older person

How much longer does the UK continue to circle the drain until someone puts us out of our misery?

>One in three young men now live with their parents, ONS data shows

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NEED him replaced my Dr. Babatunde Omobowale MD graduate of Abuja jesus christ school of medicine stuffs

>>220818894
Victim blaming at its finest

>>220818969
gay little in joke for bradleycord raiders

>>220818954
weak card

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>31 is young

black fella playing some ebonics on the piano in st pancras

DPD driver has absolutely DONE the gf, he took a pic of the package we got delivered and she looks horrendous - in her dressing gown, no makeup, double chin, hairy legs LMAO

>>220818993
age is nothing but a number nowadays

Rorke? Rorke? Roooorke?? RORRRRKE!!???

right well that's all the hoarded zingers shaken out and unread so we can now crack on with the normal posting great stuff

>>220818989
i dont even wanna know

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i was brave i went to the dentist all by myself

>>220818985
hilarious how the daily mail spun that story
here's the real reason he was fired
https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.s730

>>220818987
they were two separate cases you retard

can anyone of you exercise an ounce of critical thinking when reading news articles?

>>220818993
you're 12

>>220819015
4chan is just a website for Elon Musk tier far right 70 IQ incel chuds to post the same stale nonsense and lies

corrr just had one of them bbq chicken Asda pasta salads me

>>220819015
>then trannys obsessed with linux
>now trannys obsessed with linux

>>220819042
inches

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>tfw being older means you're closer to the sweet release of death

>>220819041
Woman hating incel

>>220819041
Performing a seance and John McAfee's ghost screaming for me not to click this

>>220819043
Rorke is typing...

I, personally, love trannies

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going to play pokemon pokopia after lunch :>

>>220819037
well done ummypops

>>220818874
um

i was born in 1989

>>220819079
think cunt has never seen a doi link lmao
not surprising though you get your news from tabloids

>>220819051
more like
>now trannies obsessed with trannies
and then expand that to every fucking board

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>>220819083
*trans women

>>220818844
Britain has minks?

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>think cunt

british chuds are obsessed with trannies and yank chuds are obsessed with bbc

>>220819100
>think cunt
close the tab, come back next thread
you've been done

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rorke trying to get his family to move the group chat on to secure channels

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>think cunt

>>220819114
>knowledge worker
Sounds like a helpdesk serf

>>220819119
those are ugly blokes tho

oh no i made a typo i've been done!
(concession excepted)

you are GOY

>>220819156
actually they're fit women
go to specsavers

>>220819122
it's a pine marten, same family

get the biomass liquidated and fed into the national grid

>>220819164
got 20/20 vision mate hmmm nope those are clearly ugly blokes

licking a beaver

get the arse prolapsed

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>>220819163
YOU ARE A GOY
YOU ARE A HEBREW'S PLAYTHING

in bed watching telly and eating a sandwich
wish i had some kind of intoxicant but not alcohol because that's grim, a bit of weed might be nice

>>220819146
...
>>220819148
...
>>220819156
...
>>220819157
BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>220819162
...

>>220819090
wanked to her earlier
scene in which some bloke was sucking on her arse and gouch
VERY SEXO

>>220819162
need her bred by an anglo-saxon man asap

>>220819212
right. and you're not going to share it with the rest of the class, rorke?

>>220819141
Rorke wouldn't use Signal because he thinks it's made by woke liberal hippies. He'd use Telegram, made in Russia, a country which he thinks is "trad and based".

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Constable Lucy recently transferred from Hawkesbury Police Area Command and is now part of the team at The Hume Police District, where she’s settling into life in the Southern Highlands and getting to know her new patch.

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>let the toyim deal in the real world

>>220819168
We just have American Minks that escaped from fur farms in the 1930s and are considered pests

>>220819212
why did you reply to yourself tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7feTRUFwbJU

genuinely live like this

>>220819209
creative post

hate how most transphobia is retarded fairy tale shit like them asking cat litter boxes in schools when in reality they're all just on twitter talking about weird dog sex and rape and incest
if anti-transers actually wanted to make them look bad they'd actually do the research and learn how weird they really are, it makes you question whether they actually have hate in their hearts or they're just mindlessly following what right wing podcasters tell them to think

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>>220819188
just let me build pls

>>220819229
i only wank in private browsing don't want that filth in my history
just search her name in xvideos

>>220819246
that pic gets posted in every thread mate i just happened to have wanked to her this morning
she has quite a masculine body desu but the rimjob was good

>>220819248
prove it

>>220819194
screaing

Just what the hell am I supposed to do on the weekend if I have no mates

>>220819235
wonder what her fanny looks like

almost gave out this local burger place a chance but it asked me if/how much i wanted to tip before i'd even done ordering, just fuck off with that yank nonsense

>>220819235
id eat sniff her farts and eat her shit

>>220819270
>her
>her
>she
that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird mate
stop replying to yourself we aren't going to think trannies are fit

>>220819204
will be sinking cones and making big scooby doo sandwiches shortly

>>220819294
menulog some dimmies mate

>>220819302
it was just a filthy hangover wank relax i know it's a man

>>220819281
get the vpn on and the wank wonked

>>220819322
do not be rude to Australians

>>220819315
fin would've prevented that

>>220819323
fuck off chaser and stop misgendering her

>>220819253
Nobody actually believes they wanted litter trays in schools or identify as attack helicopters mate

>>220819315
must be from all the stress

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>>220819348

>>220819315
mental how this is what my hair would look like if I didn't start taking fin and minox 3 years ago

Drinking 6 VB for the price of 1 hipster pint

>>220819352
>her
ugly bloke + stop replying to yourself

>>220819368
get your test checked pal

dont care about trannies me live and let live i say. i think they probably are mentally ill though but who cares

>>220819354
people are way dumber than you think

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>>220819366
>hair treatment
>at that stage
blud is retarded

>>220819315
He should cut his hair short like his brother did
>>220819348
>some men experience sexual dysfunction, depression, and breast enlargement
>In some men, sexual dysfunction may persist after stopping the medication
Literally not worth it, who cares if you're bald, there are many bald men who get women just fine

How much legal standing does a letter addressed to 'The Occupier' actually have?

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>>220819385
i got it checked a few months ago and its so high its literally off the scale

>>220819372
they got vb over there??

zooomers are so fucking lucky they have fin and min
meanwhile us gen x found out way too late and were already at norwood 5 or above when they became well known
now i have to shave my head every time i have to go outside which is at least every 2 weeks

right today is the day i clean the cupboards

>>220819399
>Literally not worth it, who cares if you're bald, there are many bald men who get women just fine
oh my days. now this is some baldlet cope

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>>220819372
*pretends to enjoy the hipster pint*

Might stop fighting it and let myself get ushered into bitter incehood by the little version of me on my shoulder

>>220819407
israel has been ignoring these letters for decades so i don't think they have any legal standing

having sexual urine dreams

>>220819447
This post would've been humorous were it not so unhelpful, buster

>>220819436
are you literally saying you haven't seen bald men outside with a wife and kids?

delusional incel leave your smelly bedroom once in a while

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>>220819417
mad
more than twice the man I am

>>220819428
gen alpha will be even luckier, there's a product that I've forgotten the name of that's going through testing rounds right now that works on cell mitochondria instead of dht

Not getting my T checked know it will be pitifully low

>yeah you can keep your hair but you'll shrink your cock and potentially become infertile

>>220819486
You'll be alright then as you've got nothing to shrink haha

>>220819479
ktim
plus being stick thin and an alcoholic makes it even lower
funnily enough even the lower end of the spectrum for men is still 10 times higher than the average woman

>>220819508
roaring

If anything there really needs to be an investigation into why the fuck baldness is so damn common now at young ages
Is it really all down to aspartame and other GMO slop?

in /brit/: The Movie I would be portrayed by Martin Clunes

>>220819417
lucky sod, mine's mid level so I can't risk fin and similar stuff that may well push it down further
using rosemary oil instead which isn't as effective

>>220819508
got 'im haha

>>220819526
you could simply have looked up the stats and found that it's utter bollocks but you instead come here and ask why a myth is true
utter retards here

https://youtu.be/R-MD81hfKN8

>>220819508
booted that cunt right into the top corner

>>220818932
and fit

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>>220819508

>>220819526
Probably a confluence of factors. A sedentary lifestyle is likely one of the biggest factors - poor circulation, stress, bad mood and so on

why would i ever need to check my test levels. seems quite an incellious thing to do quite frankly

>>220819477
won't be available for another 20 years

>>220819547
we can't all be einsteins like you mate

you know how in playground football people shouted "in the box!" to ask for a pass
well there was a kid called jack and whenever someone said "jack, in the box!" everyone would roar
those were the good times
circa 1997

>>220819547
>Yes those infallible scientists who are never bought by big corporations like Monsanto say it's untrue

>>220819526
what does aspartame have to do with GMOs? do you actually know what that means or is it just a "thing bad" buzzword

>>220819563
err

>>220819593
thanks for that
*wheels you to the activity room at the centre*

Starting the day right with a Monster Energy Ultra Blue Hawaii Zero Sugar

>>220819577
being a health nut is normie and mainstream now

>>220819581
gen beta then I guess

brookie starting off the day with heart palpitations

>>220819613
screem

>>220819613
lmao

not watching the avatar film until it's official

>>220819613
done him

>>220819531
just get on the fin mate the whole test/side effects thing is really overblown
it's made absolutely no discernible difference to my mood or health
if you're that worried you can get bloods taken after a few months and if your fears are realised then you can just stop taking it

>>220819613
s

get the linux mint installed

managed to make the 9/10 supervisor laugh quite hard this morning, pleased with myself

>>220819694
most men can laugh while erect

>>220819551
haha

clean with bea could get it

>>220819710
bizarre pots

New cat settling in a bit more less growling and hissing

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>bizarre pots

>>220819718
not from you though obviously

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>>220819609
she fit lad deal with it

>>220819718
>clean with bea
>girl with the dogs
is there a name for this genre of woman

wish I had mates

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>bizzare pots

>>220819618
clearing out the pipes

>>220819767
ktim

tin and a slice of bread for dinner

>>220819767
oh im not good enough am i

>>220819774
baited for this exact response

Was close to a mental breakdown over this new cat was crying and stressed but feel better now she's settling down

>>220819767
plenty of friends here lad
all my mates are /brit/ posters and it lush

>>220819421
Cheapest beer on the shelf

>>220819767
ktim alarm blaring my ears off

mad how every time I have a coke binge I get a comedown where I feel guilty about being a loser who plays video games then I uninstall steam

after a week I'll then feel like I deserve to play some vidya and install it again

coke binge with mates, cycle repeats

>>220819774
bit zesty

>>220819774
mum walked in while i was laughing at this

noticed the petrol station stocked this hardcore asian version of red bull so I'll give it a go

mad how dead gaming is now
literally no games

Listening to system of the down. The song where he says, hey man look at me rocking out I’m on the radio. It’s pretty good I guess, idk I don’t usually listen to system of a down

>>220819818
hop on mewgenics

>>220819797
play some mass effect?

>>220819797
ktim
coke makes me get my life together due to the shame and depression i get after
but only lasts a few days
should do coke more often

>>220819797
Switching to pepsi max or coke zero helps. All the sugar in coke isn't good for mental health. The caffeine affects me too. Since I started getting caffeine free pepsi and coke I feel better

>>220819417
>32 nmol/L
impressive
29.6 myself

>>220819790
ffs its a cat. Put it outside next time it plays up

>>220819755
from her jungle BBC bf

>>220819807
did you show her

/brit/ goes gaga

>>220819818
there's enough good games already made to last a lifetime at this point

Finasteride is literally poison

>>220819836
what time is Aldi open today?

>>220819836
drinking that gut rot shite isn't good for mental health either. Stomach is connected to the brain.

>>220819767
Wish I were*
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.

>>220819853
enojyed this post

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>muh Mass Effect

>>220819843
Nah a cat that used to visit my garden was found dead down the road from me the other day this world is a cruel fucked up place for the humble catberg.

Plus this cat is new if I let it out it would fuck off and wouldn't come back. Have to keep them in for a while

>>220819818
crimson desert is supposed to be the second coming

>>220819884
oi! OI!

catbergs will go from completely calm to sprinting up the walls and trying to rip each other's throats out at the drop of the hat

Making whoopee on she hardcore

>>220819911
mad, bad, and dangerous to know

does drinking a bit while hungover get rid of the hangover and help me sleep as long as I don't drink enough to give me another hangover

Dogberg will go from the girl next door to a steaming raging danger mouse in the drop of a pin prick

>>220819931
it helps with withdrawal but not the hangover

>>220819911
caberg onnamadone

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>>220819884

just paid £8.50 for some moisturiser. that shit better have my face gleaming like a pornstar with a face full of cum

being humiliated small penisingly

>>220819941
what's he doing with the girl next door

Going to the doctors just to make the slimy immigrant doctor look at my flaming knob

bellybutton full of cum 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5jTok8Hb6M

so THIS is British culture

>>220819960
Sun screen will do more for you than mosituriser. 50 SPF and photostable and lather it on every morning. Apply on arms and legs as well as face if you're wearing a t shirt or shorts.

What happened to dogging?

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UM UM UM

putting the aussies and the kiwis in a zoo enclosure and studying them intently

get the footy on already

>>220820010
nothing

Ok, can we change the subject?

>>220820007
don't ever reply to my posts again.

>>220819994
useless fucking post

>>220819994
god asian women are so creepy looking, you'd have to be an actual paedophile to be attracted to this

>>220820046
>>220820046
>>220820046
New

Shaved shit and showered. Feeling good.

>>220820049
self confession

cockmogs me

Putting my knob in my dates gin and tonic when she goes to the bathroom

>>220819960
i've got a stash of free ones from plane kits. boggling what they charge people in shops

>>220820007
what sunscreen do you recommend EW?

>>220820056
far too early get fucked

gonna curl up in bed and play Animal Crossing New Leaf on the ol' 3DS I reckon :3

>>220820086
GET A LIFE

If I was as big and King Kong I’d go mental on y’all

putting rorke in a hardwearing plastic box and airdropping him into an alaskan bear sanctuary

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the 'nch

another weekend wasted doing fuck all in your stinking incel bedrooms is it?

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watching super bike racing since it's free to watch on tvnz
it's in holland but they're only speaking english and playing english music between races
I feel bad for the dutch

>>220820086
Sounds like fun honey x

>>220820126
same as it ever was

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ziedy's delight

Mumberg referring to herself as a beast of burden for having to clean her own mess

>>220820086
Might have to start the ol’ 2 month Animal
Crossing phase myself shortly

*meows at you*

>>220819833
its very destructive but that grim miserable feeling does give a useful perspective sometimes

In love with the shape of poo

not gone on the ol' AC in yonks my villages are lawless desolate wastelands by now

>>220820086
mad how shit and empty hew horizons is compared to nl

I can’t believe I’m in love with a pensioner, I can’t believe she’s mine, all mine

clash royale porn

>>220820126
i'm in the garden

I haven't played New Leaf since 2013 or New Horizons since 2020
mad how they're just waiting there for me to log back in but I never will

got messages on my town board in many animal crossing games from the women i've spoken to in the past
bit like digital ghosts if you think about it

Sold to the highest Buddha

never played animal crossing me
seems a bit boring

who is Rorke

>>220820245
pscr

>>220820229
>bit like digital ghosts if you think about it
i wont

>>220820245
A son, a brother, a lover, a person like you or I

was on new horizons with 2 mates a few years back
one of the lad's gfs then joined and I said 'gamer girl foot sweat' in the chat and he aaked me to leave

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>who is Rorke

Might kill my self violently and have it posted on various gore websites for little brown children to like and comment on

>>220820272
you do not have 21,221 bradleys

I'd never say this if he was here but Diego is Brat

dogberg loves his pom bears

>>220820271
retarded virgin

>>220820271
s

>>220820307
post him

>>220820304
Shut up Diego or I’ll bum your little arse into next week

>>220820333
sorry lad I'm out of stamps
non par avion