Emperor Belisarius edition
Thinking of starting a Warhammer army, anyone recommend me a faction to start with?
>>220831476don't know x
its pronounced kay tee eye em btw
>>220831461Saw him in Tesco
Byzantinemong
rorke going 'haha, it's just a thing from the internet' when out with the lads
>>220831485not bad but doesn't look like Mbappe at all
>>220831498glad the most creative thing they could do to make the dragon reform was give him an armband saying it
>>220831515the racist undertone of implying they all look alike was the joke, rather than the comparison itself x
3 quid for a rustlers quarter pounder burger. tesco's gone mad
>>220831491thanks anyway x
>>220831498why are they killing their own national symbol? fucking idiots
adam sandler's wife's father was jean luc brunel's lawyer
wish I were out taking coke off toilet seats and shagging the lads
>>220831533Lidl sells one which is 20x better and it's only 12p
>>220831508ive done this before
>>220831542fuck off you fat pig
Thinking back to the glory days when the local chicken shop would do 2 chicken burgers for £2
>>220831508I talk to one of my friends about /brit/ and /int/ sometimes but he only lurks /his/he's always very concerned about if the "bradders gimmick“ has died yet
you'll never wank alone x
>>220831533can get 2 decent real burgers for that in waitrose
>>220831508fuck you lol
>>220831545*ladies
IT'S OVER
>>220831461post the Byzantine foid
>>220831545there must be better ways of doing coke than off the loo seat
this fine wench off the gala bingo ads was in jurassic world: fallen kingdom and I never even realised
>>220831553yeah i know but i couldn't be arsed to go there
>>220831573rustlers group burgers are grengremind me of being in uni and buying one three times a week from londis for some sustenance
not a rorke but theres THREE women's matches at Wrestlemania tonight and l dont like it
hearing strange noises but I'm home alone
reform? more like deformed
i can be like the girl in jurassic worldjo hartjo hart
>>220831604alri kevin mcallister
right, we got a new aoty coming out
if you vote for any party right of the Greens you are a loyal footsoldier of israeli paedophile billionaire capitalists
>>220831600alri alex pruitt
have a lesbian friend who really wants to be topped by the one from jurassic world
>>220831632right misfired this post didnt imeant for >>220831600on the road to steaming i apologise
>>220831533£2.30 for a goddamn energy drink in co-op. Whole bloody country's gone mad mate
coke is DREADFUL for your heart, just not worth it
back to libraryberg for essaytorture tomorrow
>>220831666that's why I drink red bull instead now
>>220831597>rustlers grouprorkes uni
>>220831600>I'm home aloneSet up a bunch of traps for any would-be burglars
scheduled burger flip in T- 90 seconds
>>220831666worse for your teeth methinks
sliding down the stairs on a sled
>>220831663remember when those were 1 quid. used to drink them every single day. now those were good times
>>220831667that was the most fun i had in uni just being alone in the library when it was quiet
>>220831676>>220831697
bet loads of mps have freaky ass secrets that would ruin them if made public
>>220831682screa
>tfw no latex gf
http://torrentgalaxy.to@sh.21111993.xyz/rat@eztv.re/unlimited-private-crack-forbidden.msi-65273490
>>220831710used to get two and a big bag of chips for 3 quid when i visited the ex as a wee lad x
We've all been there haha
yeah obviously not even going to hover over that link just incase some performance metrics get sent back to google or something
>>220831731Of course. It keeps them in line
got a basement full of bound and gagged gimps just waiting to be bummed
>>220831740i'll take any mid gf at this point desu
>>220831682scuhweaming
>>220831753tikka mayo sounds like itd work, rest sound vile
>>220831768I have the same guitar
this meme format needs to make a return
>exFONT
>>220831663cheapest I can find is £1.75 at the corner shop
>>220831753*lick's lip's*
>>220831787i used to have a squire too before i quit playing
warwick davis fleshlight
>>220831663sad times. remember when you could buy a can of emerge for 39p from abdul's newsagents.
>>220831744not a chance
>>220831461>Get in the chariot, nerd. We're going to liberate Rome.
>>220831818They're good guitars for the price. I can't really quit playing, it's my ocd thing. When I'm not at home i can't stop thinking about getting home to hold a guitar and play
>>220831858i'm a talentless incel runt you see so i couldn't be bothered
>>220831790
>>220831710>>220831805>>220831836Tempted to get them off amazon for like £1 but honestly buying in bulk just makes me drink more of themhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Monster-Pipeline-Punch-Energy-Drink/dp/B0BYPKZGTN?th=1
Mental how tiny my flaccid knobbard is, like 1 inchbut its just shy of 6 inches when erectif I was pantsed in the cold weather after a gym sesh people would think I had a legit micro
>>220831890see this is whyvery enjoyable post old bean
don't understand the /brit/ team gimmick
poo rape arse
>>220831890
>>220831858should count yourself lucky you have a compulsion that is actually useful and normal. you could have been saddled with the urge to post about black willies on the internet or got addicted to a gacha game
rorke piddling from excitement
mental how for some posters, lockdown /brit/ was the old /brit/
>>2208319272021 oldfag here
one of my eyes must have been slightly open during my nap because now it's irritated, red as fuck and won't stop watering
>>220831890screaming and hitting myself
>>220831890p
>>220831950because i farded in it LOL
we're gay here
>>220831920LMAO that's very true however i own 15 guitars and buying is another obsession tied with my ocd
thought that post about my penis was quite interesting but to each their own
>>220831907we are the brit team
>>220830646um hi also why are you naked in a barn >>220831461>>220831461
Sir Twofold Penisposter
Mohammed Rafi (forty-five)Lata Mangeshkar (forty-five)Solid state radio (forty-five)
>>220831999do you have `telecaster`
>>220832002me? glad you asked.grow from 3 to 5 inches which I think is less impressive
>>220830646hi
feeling rather kafkaesque. lynchian even. perhaps this faustian world, this orwellian society is to blame?
got the krautrock on
>>220832047this is what all boomers deserve
right well thats nanberg being flattened
>>220832060Dickensian post
just want one girl to lick my bumhole and suck my willy just once
>>220832047rorkes gran in the hydraulic press
>>220766398>>220765783this is the most pathetic person on 4chan. king of the retards
I shoulder checked a chav cos he tried to get onto the train before I got off. Terrible decision in hindsight. Might have stabbed me
>>220832048good choondon't know what the bit about bosoms was about though
>>220832052A squier one
>>220832096why the bumhole licking. dont get it. is it a porn thing
>>220832106white chavs are mostly harmless
mum's wife's bought the fucking low fat cheese againits like rubberfucks sake
We are the DiddymenDoddy's dotty DiddymenWe are the Diddymenwho come from Knotty Ash
>>220832096my bumhole is disgusting wouldn't want a girl anywhere near it
>>220832118well we both know what needs to be doneget the ocd fired up
let me put it straight. if there is a WW3 and it's the US/Israel Vs China then I'm siding on team China.
>>220832105emperor, no less
i don't want to lick a bumholei don't want my bumhole lickedi am not pornsick, you see
>>220832151and who asked?
is it actually possible to find an attractive gf who likes sex and loves you and won't cheat on you?I'm 6'1
>>220832151they don't want your ass bro
Range day with the coworkers tomorrow brosStoked on this magnifier
AND AFTER ALLYOU'RE LEFTYPOL
>>220832161tummy>>220832162is that whos feet it is then
Have a nice evening
>>220832167I'm free to say what I please
>mum's wife
Eleanor Lawrie wrote this article
>>220832170ktim
>>220832165you didnt answer my question
Went on /gif/ for a wank but saw a bloke murder an old woman with an axe
jenlewislife does porn
LOOOOOOOOMS
we are the brittymenbritai'ns british brittymenwe are the brittymenwho come from british int
goodbye for all eternity, this is my last post on 4chan. this place is just too much of a waste of time
>>220832200Wish I could live with my mom but I’m married and that’s a bad look so now I gotta pay a mortgage
one of my favourie recent posts was an ostensible blog post that slipped in a 'dad's bf' that really caught me off guard and made me kek
>>220832216I hear they cleaned up the /blacked/ and AI shit sloppa on /gif/
>>220832170yesmy best mates getting married in a few weeks to his first loveshe's an absolutely darling
>>220832200Nathan, 24, lives with his dad in a council house just outside of Manchester.He works night shifts cleaning and maintaining trains and says he has managed to build up a savings pot of £50,000 by not moving out of the family home."If you are lucky enough to live with a mum, dad or grandparent who doesn't charge you much rent, then you can build up money even on the minimum wage," he says.
>>220832177Fucking nice.Wish I had a gat like that :/
>>220832177worth having thousands of dead kids and women each year is it?
>>220832216lol. in south america no doubt
>>220832149Hahahaha
>>220832249They looked American
>>220832232you heard wrong
>>220832248THE ETHNIC FOOD RORKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxo0ym2Z6egGO ON THEN
>>220832240>how did we let them sell this to usyeh you had a choice i bet, sitting around the table and you picked these prices out
>>220832273sad but soon it will all be over
Going bed shortly team as got toil tomorrow a full day Sunday shift just my luck well I'll pop into the shop on the way and get a monster energy for a little boost before my shift begins at 7:00 am
>>220832240kek this mong's annual salary is £4k more than mine and yet his monthly take home is about £30 more than mine
something horrific happened and rorke won't like it
>>220832240>£250 a month to sit on smelly busses full of spastics, geriatrics and brown peopleLMAO, citybug problems
>>220832240started on £16k me
what motivated me to lose weight was when my brother's bf said I looked like 'the chap from superbad' and even though he didn't use any words like 'big' or 'chubby' I know he meant jonah hill
starmbots gone
Sunday tomorrowToil after that
My only relief is knowing I'll be dead one day
>my brother's bf
Sir Rosenior take a bow, son
>>220832314dominated
apparently today will have a party for my aunt so i thought that my cousin would get here before the party so we could have some fun but she didnt send me any messages yetmight be over i reckon
>>220832248Counting or not counting gang violence?
>>220832314do you ever think about your brother having gay sex
>>220832330...to the shops
>>220832314and do you now look like skinny jonah hill?
>>220832307what's the alternative? you then need a car and petrol and insurance are expensive
>>220832344what the fucking fuck lad you can't be saying that
actually crying because tottenham are getting relegated
>>220832341just brazilian things
he can post the peters :)but the mice and the dragons are still a no
>>220832239a startling revelation
>>220832361yeah it's well funny
List of state recognised religious identities as per the 2021 England & Wales census:>Christian>Buddhist>Hindu>Jewish>Muslim>Sikh>Alevi>Agnostic>Atheist>Free Thinker>Humanist>No religion>Realist>Animism>Baha'i>Believe in God>Brahma Kumari>Chinese Religion>Church of All Religion>Confucianist>Deist>Druid>Druze>Eckankar>Heathen>Jain>Mixed Religion>Mysticism>Native American Church>New Age>Occult>Other religions>Own Belief System>Pagan>Pantheism>Rastafarian>Ravidassia>Reconstructionist>Satanism>Scientology>Shamanism>Shintoism>Spiritual>Spiritualist>Taoist>Theism>Thelemite>Traditional African Religion>Unification Church>Universalist>Valmiki>Vodun>Wicca>Witchcraft>Yazidi>Zoroastrian>Religion not stated
>>220832314People I've been compared to:>Jonah Hill>Seth Rogen>Colin Firth>Wayne Rooney>David Tennant>Wreck-It-Ralph>Mr Bean>John Kreese>Michael SheenIt's mad how wildly different they all are, but I do know that they're nearly all insulting lol
IRN BRU
>>220832361justice for ange
I stopped drinking 1L of energy drinks per day for a week and the volume of my cum went down. mightve also stopped wanking, I cant remember
irn poo lol
>>220832239Is that money really worth giving up the ability to bring women home with freedom? Living at home is probably the best decision you could make to become a permavirgin
salary progression45k65k90k 120k + 100k in RSUs
I'm sure there's some racists here but I think the primary reason the N-word is so popular here is simply because it's the one word you absolutely are not allowed to say.
>>220832403he's partly to blame for this though
>>220832374So what he's saying is... if you have an income and keep your expenditure very very low then you won't use your income and will have more to save?
>>220832374u sure showed her
>>220832421wrong
>>220832435true
>>220832381yeah so pffff I'm basically a realist
where's peekiepops
>>220832381reckon Confucianist falls under Chinese Religions
It is interesting just how much the existence of Britain baffles some Americans
>>220832440explain your reasoning
>>220832239i have like 80k that i managed to save up by living with my mum but it means fuck all because a mortgage is unaffordable anyway. if i had a wife maybe i'd be different but i've given up
Katy getting aquafresh kisses
>>220832361west ham fans must be jumping for joy
>>220832458no
>>220832417think i went from 19k to 25, 30, 40, 60, 65, 72
>>220832444Kys
I bought a newly purchased first home at 34 years old but it's on a main road otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford a newly purchased first home
i've just about niggering had it
the cleaner that lives with his dad should move out so he can have sex with women
>>220832444check one of the threads about to archive, he's probably posting there in order to calm himself down
>>220832470>19k to 25must have been tough25 quid barely gets you a mcdonalds these days
>>220832472
>>220832467ye because you're learning disabled
>>220832344
>>220832410moving out in my case would just mean rotting in my incelflat for months. moving out won't fix your incelness
monke
Finished my Tai Chi now it's time to read the Classic of Filial Piety before bed x
just spent 35 quid on a big mac meal
All I want is to be extremely rich and tall and intelligent and be admired by everyone and to have constant sex with women and menThat too much to ask for really?
>>220832488would quite like to see mica in a state of undress
>>22083248719k was a student job in 2012-ishthen 25k when i graduated in 2014
turns out if you don't need to pay rent you can save that money
not sure why admins dont just get rid of /brit/ . would cut down on quite a lot of work
Why can't we remember anything from when we were babies?
>>220832520you can buy mcondalds
moved out of mum and dad's. now living in a skip behind a building site but at least i'm absolutely drowning in fanny now
>>220832527molestation
>>220832527Because you haven't been born yet
cant imagine buying mcdonalds even if it wasn't on bds
>>220832527spekak for yourself
>>220832510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k3m4ntw0bcwe're doing a /brit/ holiday to various buenos aires synagogues
good food to steal from your flatmates:>seasonings>pringles>milk>flour, sugar>saucesbad food to steal from your flatmates>bread>meat>bananas>canned drinks
>>220832548me when i love mcdonalds but have a really bad imagination
>>220832527brain wasn't big enough
>>220832507one of those thing is easily attainable, in fact you could be doing it rn
>>220832527My honest opinion is that learning how to speak so profoundly changes who we are that our brain is incapable of remembering that previous state.
>>220832562how about their gf ass. steal that
Accidentally spilled poo up my bum
i'm getting bored of /brit/ :/
>>220832579I, for example, can't remember ever not knowing how to read.
>>220832527working on autopilot so the brain doesnt bother to form any long lasting memories
1. M&S2. Tesco3.
>>220832599screaming and lying and being gay to this post
>>220832562if somebody stole my food id crack their head open and scramble their fucking brain
>>220832562dirty thieving bastard
for me, it's geoff mycock and son
>>220832579I agree. Terence Mckenna said a similar thing.
>>220832628>>220832631been doing it for two yearsnever been caughtthey can prove nothing
>>220832617Some people say I look like me dad
>>220832562used to always steal my housemates food but if they ever did it to me i would be in teh whatsapp group chat complaining about it hahagot mental elf me, anyway live by myself now thank god
He's having a hard time on twitter trying to explain to people a 512i 25 fps Digital Video will not suddenly add more detail being converted to 4K.They are telling him AI and HDR can do it
>>220832599poseidon's kiss
haha look at him go
>>220832632It should be Paul as in "pull my cock"Or Richard as in "dick my cock"Or Robin as in "rubbing my cock"
I have this theory that learning how to speak so profoundly changes who we are that our brain is incapable of remembering that previous state.
>>220832642I like it when smart people say things I've thought of because it makes me not feel like a complete idiot :)
>>220832644i wouldn't tell you if i found out id just put things into the food :)
>>220832609will we be taking a weed break any time soon
finger her mind not her clit
>>220832666well then you would be fucking up your own foodalso I would notice
Noël, Noël, Noël, NoëlBorn is the King of Israel!
spent 4 years at a job and my wage went from £18k to £19.8k
>>220832657ai absolutely can add more detailshit detailshit awful fuck shit piss detail
>>220832691you might get done for murder i think
Going bed now team
>>220832680why do you ask
>In late 1999, McKenna described his thoughts concerning his impending death to interviewer Erik Davis:>I always thought death would come on the freeway in a few horrifying moments, so you'd have no time to sort it out. Having months and months to look at it and think about it and talk to people and hear what they have to say, it's a kind of blessing. It's certainly an opportunity to grow up and get a grip and sort it all out. Just being told by an unsmiling guy in a white coat that you're going to be dead in four months definitely turns on the lights. ... It makes life rich and poignant. When it first happened, and I got these diagnoses, I could see the light of eternity, à la William Blake, shining through every leaf. I mean, a bug walking across the ground moved me to tears.[52]Got a bit teary-eyed reading this 2bh
>>220832697i went from 25 to 32 in like 5 but i also but in very little effort and don't bother applying for promotions and stuff
>>220832692you would notice after consuming it maybe
>>220832665terence mckenna is a retarded gay freak though
wish I had some loud
>>220832714*rapes you*
I know death isn't scary because it's the same as before you were born.What keeps me awake at night is knowing that I know what living is like and I like it and don't want it to end, it will never happen again
>>220832715>>220722831
>>220832663unsure if this is mocking me or not
>>220832657i couldnt give two fucking SHITES
>>220832657wasn't the last few minutes shot on film? at least that might look nice
>>220832724no I would notice before apart from with the milkand I only steal milk when I have tothe rest I do whenever, one of them has a bottle of dill that he's legit never used I have almost finished it :3oh also rice is good to steal
>>220832731oh...
KITA KITA KITA KITA KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220832792le berg
>>220832770why do you think you would notice with everything else
>In a more radical version of biophysicist Francis Crick's hypothesis of directed panspermia, McKenna speculated on the idea that psilocybin mushrooms may be a species of high intelligence, which may have arrived on this planet as spores migrating through space and which are attempting to establish a symbiotic relationship with human beingsso he's a mentaloid then
Mother has just told me she's upset I didn't get her anything on mother's day, after she insisted there was no need to visit (I went the following week instead) All over a made up goyim holiday Fucking sick of it
GAGGING for one of them m&s cocktails one or maybe four haha xgoing to get some tomorra
>>220832752not worried
>>220832800can see it quite easily in the powderspringles I would just see toothe sauces are too thick so it wouldn't blend and you can't drop stuff in them + it would be ruining their entire bottle of soy sauce or whatever
>>220832805did you try explaining to her that it's a made up goyim holiday using those words specifically?
>>220832798
>>220832805You failed 'Women 101' mate.
it's a Wakaliwood kind of night
>>220832804i believe this
Buddhism. Now that's a religion.
>>220832805Do the opposite of what women say
All he had to do was clear the ball ffs
>>220832826b careful my luh hauntaholic
>>220832830why would you see it in powders? you don't even know what I'm adding
>>220832805I drew my mom a picture of her dog
wahey
>>220832868>>220832868>>220832868
>>220832859discolouration and clumping if it's liquiddiscolouration and foreign objects if it's solid
>>220832870One's facing east, the other west.He's saying, "What do you want from me?"
>>220832877got 50 free spins on some website when i bought a steam key once so i said fuck itwon like 5 quid which almost paid for the game tbf
