welsh cakes edition
Just clear the ball man
>>220832868Wales is merely a region of England
nazis came from nazareth
God exists
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkBQAvAFjus&list=RDfkBQAvAFjus&start_radio=1
>>220832717>When I think about dying, the thing that surprises me is how much of the future I regard as history, and how I don’t want to miss it. I want to know how it all comes out. I haven’t a lot of money riding on my vision of things, but I would like to know how the universe came to be, what’s up with extraterrestrials, where biotech is going, where the Internet is going, about robot/man space-flight to the outer planets. Because the next century will be it.shame he never got to see the internet in full
lol that dragon looks a bit miffed that you put a bowl of scones on his head
>in the club>see this>what do
>rorke genuinely thinks starmer is going to resignscream
>>220832907and she's trans
>>220832884you don't know what im adding though
proper sreaming now
it's crazy how bad the imagination was of the guy who came up with dragons. almost as bad as the guy who invented unicorns
mum took away my bone smashing hammer because I called her goonbait. sick to bloody death of it
>>220832927in a week or so everyone will have forgotten whatever he did anyway so who cares
people in the future will be immortal and will look back on us as complete savages who spent all that money and research on useless shite
>>220832943Unicorns are real though
God is a woman because the Bible says god made man in god's image and women give birth to humans
>>220832932anyway I don't careI choose to fly close to the sun*keeps stealing your rice and dill*
>>220832868hate flag mongs who wouldn't even iron their flag
why did yanks make such ugly tanks?
>>220832943dragons are fucking class mate what you on about
>>220832980can't iron those. they're made out of finest chinese plastic
>>220832961ye check the horn on this one *flashes my erect willy*
come out ye black and trans
>>220832979*gives you aids*
>>220832987what do you think is a good looking tank
shan't
>>220832994it's just a big reptile
just arrived in blinker city
>>220833006would never share a flat with an aidy
>>220832930mumberg still tells everyone the time I said 'good mummys like you deserve to be happy forever' when she was sad and I do cringe, but its sweet how much it moved her
>>220833019>blinkerfoy
>>220832929how so
Mother's day saga pt 2My sister got her something and didn't tell meCouldn't she just fucking say and have split the cost with me? I'm only just finding out nowSo she deliberately did a "from your DAUGHTER ONLY (son not involved)" gift? Fuck sake man
Catberge is in bedKittenberg is wandering around
Despite being a bonafide 4chan general, /brit/ doesn't seem to hold up the tradition of Caturday
onlyfans ruined amateur porn
>>220832896Cymru has no king, Cymru needs no king
>>220833021wouldn't have to
>>220833016umm, no, it has several unique featuresdelete your 4chan account
>>220833039why would God limit xirself to one gender?
>>220833040Or you could look inwards and try to give a shit about your mother?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLHSlExFis
>>220832987for me, it's the sherman fireflybrits took the yank tank and whacked a fuck off barrel on it for a chuckleback when this country had some balls and some brains
>>220833040mothers day was months ago
maxmoefoe sex arse
>>220832930Thay child's name? Albert Frankenstein
just watched a bond
Oh cool the world war 2 autists are here
>>220833032right im crying now, thanks mate
>>220833079doesnt everyone
>>220833079rorke checking the colour of his pussy
>>220833113some people got brown pussies
aff tae bread
trust rorke to be upset about erasmus>Tories warn British children 'will be brainwashed by Brussels' because of Labour's decision to rejoin EU's student exchange schemehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15745141/Tories-British-children-brainwashed-Brussels.html
>>220833134they're the ones that have poo in them
>>220833103/brit/ is a felton general mateif you don't like it fuck off
>>220833134internal of my arsehole was pink last time i checked
>>220833079women shouldn't be vulgar, its so unpleasant
>>220833093
>>220832930looks like AI slop to me
>>220833155thats a man
rorke got a fat bussy
>>220832939What you drinking?
>>220833157corr
>>220833008well not to sound like a nazi but obviously panzers looked better
just saw an attempt to start a political discussion
>>220833142only tarqs will use this anyway
>>220832926these types are always a safe bet because you know you could grab one's arse and she's not going to give a fuckthe bookish types would probably cry rape if they caught you looking at them
>>220833146Calm down mate, no need to get upset. You don't speak for the whole of /brit/ and I think that when it comes to final say, I am more competent to give it, allright?
>>220833157cute>>220833173rum and coke:)
>>220833079>67% battery
>>220833179t34 for me
>>220833188They only cry after it happens they are fine with it when it's happening and want it happening
>>220833196>I am more competent to give it, allright?only thing you're competent to give is blowies down the back of greggs quiet down
>>220833179had better uniforms too didn't stop them from choking on the allies' big green victorychode
>>220833082Mumberg has just confessed to how upset she was>>220833066Made up goyim holiday
>>220833200Nice. Just poured myself a glass of wine
the humble testla tank for me
>>220833203
>>220833079
scrtched my bum internals though my pyjamas and it fuckign sticnkstoo late now to go to the shower so i'll have to deal with that in the morningevery bloody thing im sick of it
who watches this shit
>>220833226things have learned to blat that ought to ping
Became obsessed with the English Civil War and a fan of Cromwell when at Uni and my Irish grandad blanked me for several days after I mentioned him, he apologised ofc, but it was still funny.
nigga wears pyjamasgone to bed with a little sleeping cap on and his candle on a holderwee willy winky ass mf
thinking about my nice, cute uni flatmate who was completely infatuated with me but i turned her down for my bitch of a long-distance gf who i split with a few months later
30 MINUTES TO WRESTLEMANIA
>>220833212Calm down, take it easy
>>220833253grass is greener or something
>>220833233thin brown line right down me rupert jammies
>>220833248STORMERING
sleep with my bum out me
>>220833218mothers day is but mothering sunday isn'twe also have yank mothers day but mothering sunday was comfy growing up all the ladies dressed up and you got simnel cake
>>220833267yeah but in this case it really was greener
>>220833048I really, really cringe when Celtoids do this anti-colonial LARP thing as if they think they're the fucking Black Panthers or some shite.
can't imagine wearing a sleeping capsuppose it used to be cold without central heating though
>IT'S A MADE UP GOYIM HOLIDAY MUM>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TERRIBLE SON. YOU'RE FALLING FOR THEIR TRICKS! OPEN YOUR EYES MOTHER!
>>220833248whats wrong with pyjamastoo MIDDLE CLASS for you?
I am Keir Starmer prime minister of ghe uk
>>220833248blathering
thoughts on taoism?
>>220833248>a little sleeping capit's called a nightcap you cretin
rorke be like: who goes there?
>>220833246Is that a quote from a Lwvecryft story?
>>220833308read every word
>>220833333nice digits nigga
off to bed
>>220833335AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHBORTERING
>>220833335friend or marc vivien foe?
if you object to me wearing a night cap then you are BLACK
>>220833336kind of
>>220833289Same, especially the scottish, but also the welsh bastards, all fucking wealthy up to their brims. It's not like they had an apartheid enforced on them. It is true though that they got assimilated, same as the candy asses of the republic here.
sugar plums dancing in rorke's head
brut niggas put out the candle by their bed and then get comfy in bed before they do the snore mimimimi fhing
rorke finna be like honk mi mi mi mi
>>220833276hi
>>220833048ACK! DIEN
honk shoo
got 3 numbers on the lotto
>>220833393um... hi
>>220833040life must be grand if this is what youre worried about, my lord
>>220833404that get you a free lucky dip does it
>>220833404>lottosorry mate don't speak the italian too good
whats ur excuse to not be out having a good time
>>220833430mentally ill
>>220833405do you ahve hair on your bum
>>220833376Why didn't you lot revive your native language after independence? Not like it would've been impossible, you just had to force it through state means. Israel forced a population of random retards from all around the world who spoke Yiddish, Polish, Russian, Arabic, etc to speak the previously-dead language of Hebrew instead. Irish would've been an easier job than that.
>>220833430im almost 30
>>220833430prefer to stay in and bully italians online*thumps you in the noggin*have that giuseppe you fucking mug
>>220833430was out this afternoonwhatsa yours-a?
just got summoned to a trial by priti patel
>>220833430don't like loud crowded places I'd rather spend my free time in peace
>>220833430i have no friends irland i think i prefer being in my house now drinking wine
Rorke having a Wrestlemania Moment
>>220833430mental elf, SzPD, BPD, autism, unsavoury personality, addiction problems
>>220833443A little. Not overly
>>220833451>prefer to stay in and bully italians onlinehahaitalians be like "ciao"
>>220833430never had anyone I can call a true friend
right, time to get the pepper seeds sown
Does doggy style feel good for women. They all say it does nothing for them.
>>220833430honestly? me?well, i, am... a massive fucking... SPASTIC AUTIST!!!
Leftymong having a Transylvania moment
italians be like "we're losing this war, better fucking change sides haha"
Adults who unironically watch wrestling are the cringiest, gayest gimps around I reckon.
>>220833492Right why are you black then
chuggaaconroy's so fucking loud
>>220833495>They all say it does nothing for themno they don't
Are you guys dead
>>220833484not interested then good day to you
>>220833510thought you said you were going out, mouldie
>>220833492Your hand is a bit mucky mate haha
>>220833430I'm sat in smokers right now
>>220833522Yeah I am
>>220833519watching the new episode lad?
>>220833447im 32 this year and still go out
>>220833510sup crodieever think about ending your pathetic existence?
>>220833522not last i checked but anything can happen
There was a nonce post from a brit on the front page for more than a day
>>220833532tell the brisket he's done
>>220833529looks like that blind bloke from star trek when they give him sight in the film where he doesnt wear the thing over his eyes
>>220833510Goodnight mate>>220833527>>220833547Fuck up timmies
>>220833373Which one? The original death metal, horror writer.
leftypol will defend this
>>220833492Give them back, Jamal.
prefer going out to the pub during the afternoon and coming home at like 8 nice and drunk and having some nice food
>>220833456Rorke, you are hereby charged with racism. But I have an idea for how you can demonstrate to the court you do not discriminate...
... in bed nice and early wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA tour Golf on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
just don't replyits as simple as that
>>220833430eating wings and watching wrestlemania with the old man!
right discord, can you tell HIM to answer me, i don't want one of the other freaks or i would have fucking asked for you
it's after 10pm
>>220833568Why are you a cuckold now?
>>220833540colosseum playthrough from 13 years ago
rorke wanking over photos of his great grandma in a cloche hat on skegness beach
>>220833445You see, israel served imperialist interests, the need to forge a national identity out of nothing was more pressing. The irish are a decimated nation that only sought to live free. One day they will achieve it. They are closer today than they have ever been.
:+1:
Im sorry mr toilet
>>220833579I started doing this but it's grim during the day because it's mostly old guys then all the birds come in as you're heading home
>>220833584he looks like shit
mad how Napoleon was exiled to a remote island but then he came back again so he was defeated again and exiled to an even more remote island
>>220833605corrrr that's a good one. rewatched the whole thing last year in celebration of the game getting announced for switch 2
>>220833602he craves any attention, good or bad
>>220833624his life really was quite kino
will be utterly inconsolable when catberg dies
all video essayists have that same nasally voice
>>220833650just buy a new one and imagine it got reincarnated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qE2mTzg5Iw
>>220833568I have never had a go at you, but now I will you salad fingers sounding manly cuntnarcisstic mentally ill cunt
>>220833671screaje
>>220833584
>>220833671>salad fingers sounding
>>220833650enjoy berge while you can they are only part of your life, but to them you are their whole life
>>220833694
>>220833671get him
>>220833659kek very true. the people with the shitest gayest voices always narrate the videos I wanna watch
>>220833702;_;
>>220833613mahmood isn't learning your gay language
adriana from the sopranos really is pengaleng man
toil done for the day, finally time to relaxx
Watching some American Dad Episode. With Great Advancements. It's good.
>>220833748yeah
unilateral tool logging in
>>220833748krestapher
night lads
>>220833079It's actually mental because I flirt like this and it works
Got the depression on
>>220833716
>>220833780this is a stanley fatmax antivibe claw hammer thread, please leave
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it's past 10pmyou can have your emotional outburst now it's okay xx
thought I had no snacks in the house BUT I JUST LOCATED MY FORGOTTEN CHRISTMAS STASH
dogberg
>>220833791night mate x
>>220833748yep
Alright guyz, big fan of rusty spoons
>>220833793the ol' underwear colour psychic gambit
already told you never to respond to me again
oh dear that one touched a nerve
only women and gays use the word 'snacks' unironically
>>220833839alright lad you big fucking smelly bender lol
>>220833832corr, what you got?
>>220833839scr
>>220833839always wanted to do something with sacked tranny and his salad fingers voicesurprised nobody else twigged onto this before now
dipping my bollocks in sulphuric acid
Had nightmares from watching Salad Fingers as a kid
>>220833842>>220833848Knew that you two would start arguing between yourselves as soon as Cornwall started drinkingYou should both kys though
blockade on my bollocks has been reimposed
why not say goykibble like a normal person
>>220833731What about your mother's rotten cunt you fig-gurgler?
flag on cowardare you the london paki or the manchster paki
rorke, what u up to
>>220833891yeah, can't post that can you
fuck i took too long to find an image
sad bender cunts having a little gay fight are they lol
>>220833895Not one of your redditflags dollhouse characters
ktim
not a clue what you lot are on about most of the time tbcauhwy
>>220833806everything will be okay
>>220833912not really though. that's a fictional toad and you're a real one
Sir John Davidson
might get a goldfish to keep me company
parp parp
WRESTLEMANIA TIME
>>220833920true
>>220833940imagine the smell of the logs she squeezes out of that
>>220833935hope it jumps out of the tank on the first day
get the cool/cute/interesting animal webms posted then
>>220833962
>>220833964
watching the michael richards apology video, so funny
watching BEEF
spurs gf
>>220834003George Floyd reportedly "can't comprehend" bioluminescence: "Shit just don't make cents!"
remember watching a video that was posted here of a woman with the most perfectly formed bubble butt that squeezed out an absolutely obscenely large green turd on a plate and I was so impressed I wasn't even disgusted
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi9rfzL7jQ4
>>220834004she's pretty isn't she
>>220833964You're in luck one fresh out the oven
>>220834001this a binturong?
>>220834019
any rusty spoon man in
>>220834003little monkey brain wasn't put together to witness something like this
>>220834004spurs bf
>>220834001very unsettling like some kind of bear monkey and his fur is so glossy
>>220834030beautiful cat, cougar?
>>220832868Made these the other day. Peng
a smile would be nice
I actually feel bad how hard i done him theretilde you're a good lad
>>220834030stupid cat>>220834001nice cat big tail
>>220834041forsorong
>>220834030>I choose... number... YOUR FACE, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>220834030>>220834067didn't see the watermark
>>220834030stoopid!
>>220834067his name is Messi
>>220834009:)
>>220834003i'd react the same way, i don't know what it is but it's beautiful
wonder what rorke is up to
WADE GOT THE GREEN ON
>>220833964So this is rorke.
The way she pronounces Barbados is so nice, glad we kept the name when we conquered it from Spain. Might be the best european https://youtu.be/xQ_VSabaNd0
>>220834041yh
my arse has been shagged
I will be hitting another blinker if that's ok with you /brit/
>>220834088scr
>>220834125he's doing his regular shift at the incel command centre
the way british people warn about the war in ireland is so over dramatic because every country in europe has had way worse
>>220834129>rory who?based wade
>>220834009cute
>>220834141big mans on the march
>>220834181>>220834181>>220834181
I killed Elvis
>>220834137Bit shit though, he didn't call out the one that stuffed up by calling Taiwan a country
>>220834191poo killed him though, it was poo that killed elvis
wait so cougar is the same thing as mountain lion, puma and panther, but black panther is just a black variety of either leopard or jaguarthis shit don't make no sense
>>220834030beautiful creature and scary. what are these people thinking
>>220834222the history of the word "penguin" is also greatly awkward
>>220834070
>>220834222>"Panther" is used in some parts of North America to mean the cougar (Puma concolor), in South America to mean the jaguar (Panthera onca), and elsewhere to mean the leopard (Panthera pardus).
>>220834208Social credits don't matter in Spain
