shank edition
>>220834001>>220834003>>220834009>>220834030>>220834071>>220834075>>220834088>>220834131>>220834141>>220834194good posts lads x
Pensioner's Special
I started the great fire of london
cheetah sex arse
>>220834228that'll be £30 pls
>>220834228fuck off hullmong
>>220834194what a drama queen
>>220834228would rape the arse off that
>>220834228got baby poo in a cup there
>>220834241Six quid actually
>>220834228Leftypol's Special
>>220834228don't need chip spice on chippy chips do you really
>>220834264scw
>>220834264need me gob around that
>>220834265chippychips are bland as fuckthe industry needs to wake up to this fact and deal with it
>>220834228batter looks nice
Everyday it's a new gimmique, claimin' to be dapper than the SpainstaSofter than a bitch but portray the role of trollstaAin't broke a rule in your daysYet every time you post you yap about the bans and raidsJust take a good look at the, anon and you'll captureThe fact that the bastard, is simply just an actorWho mastered the bang and the slang and the mentalOf niggas in /brit/, /b/, and Lisa needs a dental plan
>>220834264CORRRRRRRRR
>>220834181*drops it on someones head *
told those slags to open the strait, this time for real
limmytwitchclips putting ads on his videos can burn in hell
>scwmousey saying scr
>>220834264a rather phallic pollock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0QQ3LmJCwSHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG SHANK SHANK BANG BANG
>>220834256he was having a comfy peaceful sleep till that arsehole penguin ruined it
I smoked Consulates and Park DriveDrank Nookie Brown, learned how to skivePolo mints to hide my breath from my MumDid a little weed 'cause it felt like funDid a little speed if my friend had someNicked Volkswagen badges, I'm a Beastie Boys sonMe so horny, me so youngAnd I still get my washing doneAuntie Jo died of cancerGod didn't have an answerRhythm was a dancerAny room for a chancerThat's me in the corner, thanks SirWore a Troop track suit, British Knight shoesKangol hat like L.L. CoolsBefore I was having it, having it largeThey nicked the B.M.X. from out my garageKnew it was Tier from off the estate'Cause every time he see me he smiled like we were matesThen on in, I'd have to walk to me Nan'sAnd I'll dream my dreams through a sea of pramsLike a hooligan on the football standsAnd I throw the V's to Leeds and West HamAnd then I ran, I ran so far awayDown Scotia Road to a taxi bayThen I ran again 'cause I couldn't payYoung Muslim didn't get his fare that dayI apologise today
>tfw when you're out with the lads and the employim have to ruin your day by asking 'what you do then?'
>>220834296
>>220834324seal flippers typed this post
>>220834296need you dead
>>220834231was waiting for it to start eating
>>220834310howwing
!!!!
Rorke, captured on filme for the first time.
Remember when charlie kirk got shot and white people were like “enough is enough, the next two weeks will determine the next two decades” and then quite literally nothing happened I remember
>>220834296Your posts are just a waste of bandwidth genuinely
Big Up to the Saffron Walden Massive
>>220834344
>>220834357people love saying things that sound like something that a character in a film would say
>>220834349what kind of freak puts a camera in the litterbox
>>220834357Shit is happening it's just that you are too fucking daft to recognise
>>220834345cheetahs are very friendly though their tongues are barbed which hurts
Back from forced familygatheringtoil
>>220834381yer da dae
>>220834381mousey probably would
>>220834357>white peopleSam Hyde changed his name to 'white people' then did he?
Sick of these cunts
>>220834345cheetahs are actually the only big cat not aggressive to humans
>>220834024why are they all being banned from manchester
i'll leave u to it
>>220834349>OPEN THE FUCKING CAT FLAP NOW
>>220834416maaaw
>>220834385What’s happening
>>220834444sc
any good posts going?
>>220834430well those are quite large aren't they
lush
>>220834453cooked those chips by putting them in your back pocket and farting
having a moment of quiet reflection
>>220834453lol why have you photoshopped nigel farage into the peas
i am staying up PAST my bedtime
>>220834467no way, thought I was tripping haha
the /brit/ meet up
>>220834453chicken kyivuncooked chipsunmushied peasmy rating... FAIL!
>the flow on the zombie walkThe good stuff, almost like they're floatinghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=EA1PUnrezXk
>>220834404satanic symbols as well, very unsettling
>>220834491>chicken kyiv>kyiv
>>220834460scrommert
>>220834504It's Kyiv, it has always been Kyiv
>>220834493asian women sexo
and a little bit of chicken fried
>>220834389Hi Al
>>220834442Cute hyperathlete
right that's boris all riled up then
>>220834491no.... NO!*i slam my fist into the chicken kiev, blasting myself in the eyes with hot garlic butter*UUGH
why do blapipo love B ball so much
>>220834532it's fun and they're good at it
whoevers posting the /an/ webms can you post the one where the lion falls into the water like an idiot
you know what I haven't had in AGESa donner kebab
>>220834532Always cringey when you get blacks over here who are randomly obsessed with basketball as if they think they're Tyrone from Alabama.
For me, it's browsing Purpleport for hours until I find a fat amateur in her fifties who's started doing 'tasteful' topless shoots to boost her confidence
>>220834546same story with me and wanking but you don't see me getting paid bajillions
>>220834510But its a french dish
>>220834555also can you post the one where the seal waddles around the corner and hoys itself off the side into the water
>>220834567Found someone I knew on there once. Just skimpy bra and underwear pics though, nothing too exciting
>>220834559had one the other day. pretty tasty but i was extremely monged out
girl at work keeps sending me tiktok slop and instagram reels and they're not even funny and i'm tired of pretending they are
>>220834595when you've gotta go
>>220834592you have to be monged out to really appreciate them
>>220834595odd
nth for the gyaldem
>>220834602nobody thinks of me unless i'm right in front of them and even then they're not very interested
>>220834595Odd expression on that man
>>220834595screaming
>>220834607wish i'd got some chips with it thoughload of chilli sauce in a kebab with chips
>>220834606seen her penis
>>220834626whats wrong with that
gyally demmies mentioned
>>220834627he's just experienced something beautiful
>>220834630corr lush
>>220834606posted the ugly trannies again award
New spaino pic
Alcohol causing havoc on my guts and mental health. Time to clean up the act.
It looms
how do people even live like this
>>220834588post pics
hiding all images with randomised filenames now thread greatly improved lol
>>220834637gets a bit lonely
>>220834662Nah that would be wrong
>>220834633yeah?
>>220834386>>220834406well now i want to pet a cheetah but i think it'd still be nervous
>>220834638Big up x
remember I used to be obsessed with epic beard culture when I was in secondary school and would post beard memes and got beard products for my shitty pube beardcringed thonking about it
>>220834661doesnt seem that bad
>>220834681I hate twig woman so much
>>220834666lonely is the peak male state
>>220834681titmogs me
>>220834661would actually rather kill myself than be forced to talk to an uninteresting normie foid
>>220834661Women pretending to like football for banter is cute
>>220834681That specific filename pattern — HFOL1NmXUAAoS5k.jpg — is strongly associated with images from X (formerly Twitter).https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HFOL1NmXUAAoS5k.jpg
>>220834406:neek_emoji: Technically not a big cat(pathera), a big pussy cat sure tho
>>220834690seems like more work than my actual job
right then, well... wont.... be... CLICKIN DAT!
chucking my willy down Mel's hole
hi
west ham hooligans i member
that being said i did make a new friend and she's interesting to say the least blog over
>>220834727yeah you'd know about big pussies
>>220834748me with the putter
>>220834744
>>220834661mad how evolutionberg decided THIS was preferential to just being a monkey and swinging around in trees and just fucking when youre bored
>>220834661Blud's linking up with the gunnerdem yh
bathberg completefresh beddingtoil completeam in for a comfy night
>>220834758oi oi
>>220834764this could've been you
>>220834767lush, need new pillows me
>>220834595unsettling. i thought cats liked privacy and the man looks like he's lurching over to rape the viewer
>>220834768she's a lovely catholic girl>>220834793great set of tits
>>220834775little monkey fella cant even fathom how good he has it, doesnt have the neurons to truly comprehend
>>220834723Curious
a stripper once threw up all over mewas on the bloke next to me and she instinctively turned her head and I saw her do the 'oh shit' face and try to pull back away from me but she was already vomiting lolsmelled so fucking bad
makes you think doesn't it
>>220834764>evolutionberg
>>220834723bunch of weirdos just come here to spam photos from their twitter feed
>>220834793Blimey
>>220834793large breasts put me at ease
>>220834813Waltuh
>>220834815right then it was god that decided THIS is the optimal thing then, not better one bit, in fact its much worse to know something all powerful had the choice and picked it for us, really dont see how thats an improvement
>>220834815yeah?
>>220834793big fucking swingers like that age horrifically
>>220834813professor george mcgavin on a mad one
oh boy, another religion debate with uneducated dullards on both sides then is it?
>>220834819Image board isnt it?
>>220834800has enough neurons to toss a grape from one hand to another for ease though
do they have non-normoid foids on dating apps or are they all like that
Got the deep house on
is gyaldemlad also the tranny spammer
>>220834813metal wario :3
>>220834876no idea but it would not surprise me
>>220834762:)
>>220834872yes but you also have to look outwardly weird or unusual or they won't bother
>>220834843don't care they're for a good time not a long time
>>220834876yep and the small thumbnail poster and bradleymongprolific nutcase
>>220834885omfdz blud
>>220834875>cartoon character tattooswhy
>>220834876No. You’d know who the tranny spammer (Cornwall) was if you had extraflags because he avatarfags using that extension.
>>220834872>non-normoid foids on dating appsNo you find those one on discord servers
>bradleymong>singular
my feet fucking stink, gotta chuck my boots
>the singular "tranny" spammer
>>220834931just put green tea in them
>>220834935Yes we’re aware of you and your little tranny spamming cabal mate
>>220834935does post the same ones over and over to be fair
>>220834941surely a cup of water is better
>>220834937She's gorgeous
>>220834937hope no mong convinces her to cut those off
>>220834824>>220834843
I finished Clair ObscurStrange game
>>220834937genuinely looks like me
what's rorke up to tonight
>>220834964this one is fake and gay though
>>220834937my slippery little cock would disappear betwixt those udders
>>220834967It was kino of the highest order, made me a bit of a ouiboo afterwards desu
>>220834967somehow my 89 year old senile grandad knows it won an award despite never playing a game in his life
wasted 22 years of my life on this website
>>220834990lol wot u like ay? x
>>220834990So you're at least 40?
>>220834989Game BAFTAs were last night it was on the BBC News
>>220834975It literally isn't though.
>>220834990only 20 me, still got time to escape
have foids produced any funny memes?
>>220834990Here's to 22 more
>>220834971*brutally rapes you *
>>220835014she looks fucking stupid
>>220835025Hawk Tuah
>>220835007not far off
mad how fit she is
>>220834972wanking
>>220834990post some ancient stuff for us
>>220835041I don't believe you
>>220835025fake tan hands and a hoop
thinking leftypol thoughts so I don't die
>>220835025The "best sex positions for lads with small willies" girl
>>220835051fuck off
>>220835051Do you ever feel like you’ve wasted your entire life when you realise you’re 30, wasted over 10 years of your life here and have zero real friends and even the other redditflags freaks want nothing to do with you
gimmick idea: inverted evil titch posted at 10am
need a panam palmer gf
Timotheeee Chalametlametlamet did a Charlie & The Chocolate Factory film literally less than three years agoLiterally every film now is just doing a story that's already been done over and over again.Reminds me of how basically everything from antiquity to Shakespeare was just copying the Odyssey and the Iliad over and over again.Humans just aren't great at creativity.
>>220835089judy is fitter by far>>220835077>>220835065obsessed
>>220835069ktim
>>220835059>anon: I have mental illness>/brit/: scr
>>220835097all modern media is terribleignore it alllet them put out a wonka film every 6 monthswon't be a touch on the 1971 classic
>>220834990outside of my immediate family this website has been the biggest constant in my life
>>220835014this looks AI, the pic just looks shoppedeither way stop wanking over fake women
(8) i am profoundly mentally illi am profoundly mentally ill (8)
>>220835079could post one of the other ones from ground force instead
>>220835097Jews just really really hate roald dahl
>>220835112ktdbhii (kek, that do be how it is)
>>220835097This is the sort of human creativity we need to preserve by banning AI
always thought profound meant good but apparently in medicine it's anything but good to be called profound
>>220835097>Reminds me of how basically everything from antiquity to Shakespeare was just copying the Odyssey and the Iliad Yeah remember in Canterbury tales when they went home on a boat
>>220835119for a long time I thought shoeonhead was boxxy
>>220835145you're profoundly retarded
>>220835145very profound lad
>>220834837Monkeys will never be able to play Starfield 2.0. Tis a pitty they will never be able to make a pirate fleet, space trading network settled across multiple planetsMonkey will never be able to stick out it's chest and say "Starfield lad WON">>220834839Yh
>>220835145used to think humility meant summat to do with being humiliated but found out literally a few weeks ago it means being humbleenglish is such a bhenchod language omg
>>220835119had the biggest crush on boxxy as a ladreally was into the lolsorandum girls
>>220835123That webm has been posted long before AI was a thing
>>220835097taika waititi is such a twatbiscuit prickspanner cocktable
>>220834875First thing I noticed was her cross
>>220835166the words do have the same root
>>220835193Did you know that the words 'deer' and 'treacle' share a root?
>>220835153Chaucer's characters were swiped from his time in Italy, inspired undoubtebly by Dante, who was in turn inspired by whom? Virgil. Who was Virgil inspired by? Homer.The characters are tropes that fit into tropes established by Homer, boat or null.And the whole pilgrimage journey is derivative of the odyssey journey, regardless of the lack of WATER.
>>220834967Not played it yet me, EU4 won't let me go
about to have a gay porn shower, brush my gay porn teeth, climb into my gay porn bed and have gay porn dreams
The oddeysy just copies the gilgamesh
>>220835219im going to brush my uh straight porn teeth, i supposeand then get in my pretty regular bed
>>220835203I did not, that is interesting
>>220835223pretty sure the smurfs were from the 1950s mate
>>220835204Woah you can link everything back and people are inspired by previous authors? Thats wild
>>220835203did you know the word FAGGOT and FASCIST have the same root? FAGGOT is a bundle of sticks.The symbol of FASCISTS is the FASCES (which is literally a bundle of sticks) which one Roman consul held during Senate meetings to show he was the senior consul for that month. Mussolini had it in Italy's coat of arms.So next time you see a gay homosexual, be sure to call him a FASCIST.
>>220835219yeah but are you gay? don't think you made that very clear
>>220834937far too bigdont understand people that dont have an upper limitjust looks grotesque
can't sleep
one of the sad things about a dead relative is that you can't talk about them normally anymorecan never just say 'haha remember when dad did that thing' without it being sad
>>220835242Kek
>>220835249fascist
>>220835248Shakespeare was original and everything since him is derivative of his works in some shape or form.He was the final literary genius.
i saw the groundhog "nigga" he comes out like 1x a year
>>220834990if you had fun it wasn't a waste x
who the fuck is boxxy
>>220835204how was homer writing books when the simpsons wouldnt be out for another few hundred years
>>220835269
>>220835286/brit/ plumbing the depths of hilarity and originality as always
um
>>220835265takes timelike my grandad talks about his mum and dad and doesn't even look sad, just got the happy memories
>>220835301plumbed the depths of your mum pal
>>220835269done him
>>220835282Fuck all the way off you newfag cunt.
>>220835301shut up im doing my best and it made me crack a smirk
heathermongs been relatively quiet recentlyi remember when he'd be having hours-long melties every day
How did capcom get away with this?
right well that's safe for work gay porn
>new Historia Civilis videooh my CHRIST oh my fucking CHRIST Why do the best youtubers have like three videos a year?
>I know he likes doughnuts
>>220835326cute couple x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXjPfmJMFgcorr
>>220835317successfully baited
>>220835333Square's are plotting
>>220835348heemed that new worldian right the fuck out of /brit/
mental how someone born in the year boxxy first posted would be 18 now
>>220835272scream
almost 1000 hours on tf2 and i'm still fucking craphappens when you play it on and off for over a decade i suppose
Nobody:Rorke: I’m a gay nigga and I take that sausage
English Rose, Japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPh3gWBEpQ
https://x.com/REBHFun/status/2045502185677508611
>>220835333>OH MY SOYENCE ANOTHER VIDEO OF SOMEONE READING OUT WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES do zoomies really?
contrapoints is actually fit
>>220835403yeah because you're a faceblind bender
>>220835403she needs a tasteful bbl
>>220835403if you're bent
right well my style menu is not working and is stuck on the blue theme. sleep cycle shall not benefit from this
we are the /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team
>>220835270Simply not true though is it. Even a basic knowledge of his plays shows thats not true
>>220835392>ermm I'm heckin' Japanese, I was born hereGAIJIN KAERE
>>220835420who the fuck are you
right well that's the exodia nearly completed
>>220835393Pedo game
you lads reckon shakespeare ever shook a spear
>>220835393might just get pragmata instead of cumming up a woman and having a kidseems easier can just do a new game if she dies
liv agar is the only fit one
>>220835444probably yeah for a laugh
>>220835437never you mind
>>220835440CWLTSHC
wtf
>>220835437RONNIE PICKERING
>>220835444no but he waggled his dagger waheeeyyy
catberg fast asleep next to me
>>220835472>>220835472>>220835472
>>220835328that game is a massive honeypot
>>220834775that looks like my grandad