Crisis of Infinite Rapes editionprev >>220830931
It's okay to have secretsMy future wife doesn't need to know my past of seeing prostitutes
just took a massive marner
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flying%20Dutchman
Why the fuck is /CUM/ like the fastest thread on /int/? /lang/ is fucking dead but Canadians, Americans and Mexicans fucking around in a thread trolling each other is the fastest thread on /int/? What the fuck?
i get infinity raped 5 times a week you don't see me crying
>>220838734/brit/ is faster, somehow
Viewing gemmies on the booru(she's perfect)
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>220838740/brit/ is a genuine cesspool thobeit. We are superior.
>>220838745kek this is me
>>220838713will she know about your future of seeing prostitutes>>220838740/brit/ is just a stream of consciousness shitpost. if jack kerouac were alive today he would post on /brit/
yuri is based. Only a homosexual wouldnt want to see women making out or eating each other's muff
>>220838733this has happened to me a few times
>>220838765>yuritroons>based
>>220838767Your butthole is haunted
Not taking an edible tonight because I need a break and also because I'm nauseated
>>220838770t. homosexual
>>220838765didn't you kill yourself a few years back?
i dont eat junk food but I drink a lot of milk
recieved a nonsensical (you) from a l*af
>>220838765basedme and my gf watch yuri before we do the secks :3
>>220838775This is based
>>220838785Force fed, forced meds 'til I drop dead
>>220838771should i call an exorcist?
sometimes i try to do chess puzzles when i'm exhausted just to see how much worse my calculation is. it is way worse than i thought. come home from 8 hour work with an early morning so mild sleep deprivation on top. just completely blind to things i would see in a few seconds well rested.
Let’s go ahead and turn down the troon dial a few notches for this thread and for all future threads. Thanks.
>>220838802Let's talk about real vaginas and their big meaty pussy lips
>>220838802that dial broke years ago
>Let’s go ahead and turn down the troon dial a few notches for this thread and for all future threads. Thanks.
>>220838787This shit is like a cuck fetish for dweebs isn't it
>>220838815I look like this
Liv is the most beautiful woman on the planet
Some anime is good. But too much of it is content specifically geared toward weirdos who wish they were 12 year old girls. No bueno.
>>220838831grim if true
You can like anime and still find the cgdct or fetish porn anime to be irredeemable slop for freaks (because that's what it is)
>>220838800I misread this as "cheeze puzzles" and started imagining these little pepe images. Lol!
enough yuri. let's talk futa.
Watching "The Creator" right now, this movie is boring as fuck
>>220838822
lolmets
>>220838850>futa
>>220838855what does ntr mean?
>>220838851Litchrally never heard of it reading about it on wiki now
>>220838847
>>220838857You aren't one of those guys with MDS are you
>>220838790jealous...>>220838836I wish to be the little girl website
>>220838861moon speak for cuck
it's yaoi time!
>>22083886710 losses in a row, lmao
>it's yaoi time!
Okay bud
What was the anime word for women who are bitches but actually like you? I like women like that
>>220838883tsundere
I just hope these anime porn weirdos don’t have access to children. By all means, shit up this thread with your chronic masturbation. But stay away from human kids please. And also animals. Please stay away from animals.
kuudere is the superior dere
Hooking up with some whore off tinder is barely different than seeing a prostitute
Pornography should be illegal
>>220838890
For me it's ojou
Gock should be illegal
>>220838851I saw the synopsis somewhere and considered watching it, but then I saw the lead was a negro, so I never did.
>>220838898Porn should be illegal but prostitution should be legal
>>220838895but I cant find your mom on tinder
>>220838901gock is a human right you fucking CHUD
>>220838873best i can dohttps://thisvid.com/videos/teen-shemale-fucked/
>>220838900jupiter clears
I need a bitch who actually hates me
>this thread
>bagels with cream cheese>french toast>coffee>fruit with yogurt and honeythis is what I dream about
>>220838713Old ahh show.
rain reported for tomorrow and the next day and the day after that
>>220838930Do you ever dream about kissing me?
>>220838936supposed to rain bigly here on monday
I would like to inform everyone that I will be supporting the Penguins in the playoffs.
>>220838936I might snow here on Monday
>>220838899Madoka and Homura lookin strange in diss wun
>>220838947Ew wtf Pittsburgh should be nuked bro why would you support a team from there
I watched Sabrina last night. What did I think of it?
>>220838904>prostitution should be legalSure. But soliciting a prostitute should remain illegal. As well as facilitating prostitution (pimping).
>>220838947post youre bracket
>>220838952Mascot is a penguin 'simple as
>>220838951wrong show
>>220838936
Can anyone decipher this post for me>>>/tv/219854784
Fucked up on the couch listening to https://youtu.be/fq-geJ9UwG4?si=OadCXcOi0ojFz_2o
>>220838952fuck you, pittsburgh is comfy as fuckexcept oakland. that place needs to be nuked
>>220838978Cringe.
>>220838947Only real Gs remember what posting pingu meant on dark web altchans back in the day
>>220838957is that the guy from casablanca
I don’t care much about hockey once the Flames are out, which is usually before the playoffs start. I just want the Oilers to lose. And I guess it would be nice for Buffalo to do well.
>>220838963SABRES ON A WARPATH
>>220838983Dunno but his name is humphrey bogart. I've only seen him in the maltese falcon. He's one of those noir guys
as long as vegASS loses I dont care who winshoping sabres ducks or the wild make it and the Kongs get embrassed
I am the product of an unbroken chain of successful reproduction since the beginning of life on Earth billions of years ago. Mass extinction after mass extinction, every predator, every famine, every drought. None of them stopped any of my ancestors. All of that, and it all ends with me. Hard not to feel like the epitome of ultimate failure.
>>220838981Don't care. I'm free
I don't watch hockey but I've been considering getting into it by bandwagoning the Anaheim Ducks since ducks are funny and since I live 10 miles from their arena
this is what i look like
>he never saw casablanca
>>220839000The earth is 6,000 years old.
>but I've been considering getting into it by bandwagoning quintessential s*uthern californian
>>220839005daffy or donald?
>>220838982tell us, wise one
>>220839005How many times have you been to Disneyland? Are you a fan of Green Day? Do you miss Shohei Ohtani?
>>220838978skrillex is possibly the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life
>>220838991he da guy
>>220838976>scizo>per sayIdk anon you seem kinda ESL yourself
Well hello there
>>220838957Disappointed she didn't do any magic
for me it's oranges, the best fruit
>>220838978MEOW MEOW NYA MEOEWMEOWMEOW
>>220839025its not the usual skrillex song. you're biased and kind of an idiot.
do they play goku hardstyle at the club?
>>220839022>>220838787Ren faires are somehow even lamer than Star Trek conventions
PINKPANTHERESS WON THE NIGHT!!!
I miss football
>>220839008I listened to a radio production so in your face>>220839026>peter lorreDamn I'll have to watch this>>220839033Not a clever joke.
>>220839017Donald>>220839021I only moved here in 2024.I've been to Disneyland once, I root for the Orioles but I've bandwagoned the Dodgers since coming here.Green Day are okay but I the best LA area bands are The Doors and Mazzy StarNo idea about Orange County bands
momberg might go to publix tomorrow gonna ask her to get a cheese cake
>I listened to a radio production
*skrillex noises*
>>220839054Same
>>220839017Remember that time Daffy joined the marines?
>t I've bandwagoned the Dodgers
>>220839061>moves to anaheim >bandwagons the dodgers some people truly have no shame.
>>220839062Whenever you post something like this I imagine you looking something like NikadoAvocado or whatever his name is
>>220839069meant for >>220839029
>>220838976Anon is saying it's good for you that the activity in question is not the price of virtue signaling, ie. lucky you that virtue signaling is free>>220839020Soliciting 'p without soliciting 'p
imagine still watching the no fun league in MMXXVI
Baseball is honestly my favourite sport. Except then I remember the World Series and I want to shoot myself in the head with a civil war cannon.
>>220839061>I've bandwagoned the DodgersSuicide immediately>>220839080Also suicide immediately>>220839094I stopped watching the world series because there were too many fat players and it made me nauseous.
>>220839048I love her!
>>220839094Did you see that clip where they moved all the champagne and beers from the Toronto locker room to the Dodgers one? Lel
>>220839094>Baseball is honestly my favourite sport.based and whitepilled
>>220839055Fuck you it was funny
>>220839076
>>220839105No I didn’t. I hate life.
>>220839108It was very weak if we're being honest. I guess anything would be funny with enough maple syrup fumes wizzing around your head, thoughever.
>>220838921I need a woman who looks like this and constantly tries to assault me.
>>220839116Canada is a biblically cursed nation, we will keep losing everything.
>>220839070I tied watching the UFL, but it kinda sucks. Those dudes would get blown out by the Jets
For me it's competitive darts
a single beer and suddenly I don't feel like crying or killing myselfcrazy how that works
>>220839134Keemstar was so right
>>220839134Must be nice not being out of booze
>>220839125Canada deserves it, this nation moves further away from God every day.
>>220839134I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop topCut my heel, had to cruise on back homeBut there's booze in the blender and soon it will renderThat frozen CONCOCTION THAT HELPS ME HANG OOOOON
>>220839125Yeah probably. I just really wanted that World Series. Mostly for my Mom. She’s such a big Blue Jays fan since the 70s. We watched all the games together. Just soul crushing watching it slip away like that. To the fucking Dodgers. The team that just buys all the best players. Miserable miserable miserable. I’ll never recover.
>>220839114I'm so mad the Internet concern trolling actually made him lose weight. As obese people go, he was average.
>>220839134Just go for a run. I love that part where you push through a long fast walk or run and it hurts and the endorphins hit and you feel euphoric for a bit.
>>220839134must be nice being able to get drunk
>>220839124looks like a gay guy
Cant understand how there are people out there that actually and unironically listen/watch Hassan Piker's streams, profound mental retardation
>>220839146imagine being a fan of an NL west team tho
>>220839155One of my friends is from San Diego and a big Padres fan. I sympathize.
>>220839153Anyone who listens to streamers is profoundly lonely. Anyone who listens to political streamers is profoundly lonely and depressed and wishes to feel something even if it's vitriolic hatred.
>>220839152Touch grass
>>220839143>haven't won a men's hockey olympic gold medal since 2014I'm not even joking either. God hardened the boomer's hearts like the Pharaoh and we're all suffering for it
>>220839163I feel bad for dads and rockies fans. I wish they could win one too like arizona did back in 2001
I'm gonna go do dishes. Wish me luck.
Very bored, I think I will start my playthrough of a new pokemon game now. The only question is. Crystal or Emerald?
>>220839168>Anyone who listens to streamers is profoundly lonely.Trvke, this is why oriental bugmen watch streamers at 100x the rate of people here
>>220838949Where the fuck do you live? Alaska?
>>220839182>CrystalThis one didn't work on my emulator :,(
to be fair, you need a room temperature(or lower) IQ to watch streamers. A sub 30 IQ to watch ecelebs
>>220839176Yeah same. I have a soft spot for the Padres. I went to a game there once and it was a cool experience. Also they’re like the only professional sports team with brown uniforms. Except the Cleveland Browns I guess.
>>220839080What is ‘p?
https://voca.ro/13cO4rHprqXWIm the beer poster>>220839182Emerald + BF
>>220839175What event happened shortly after that could have caused this?
>>220839186New York
>>220839048I love her
>>220839198petco park looks comfy as fuck., I want to go to a game some day. Im trying to hit every park in the league
The Flames will win the draft lottery and draft McKenna and build a championship dynasty in their new arena inshallah
>>220839215they lose every good player they luck in to developing
more like POO york
>>220839175I don't think you're wrong. >>220839194I'm using a mGBA on my PS Vita>>220839203What's BF?
>>220839210That would be awesome. I’ve been to four parks. Toronto, Anaheim, San Diego, LA.
>>220839198I've gone to two padres games and each time they lost. I don't go anymore
Calgary will never win anything until they return my AHL team
I want to eat a hot dog in California
>>220839200Cheese pizza, first sense on wiktionary>>220839226Battle frontier, baka!
>>220839224I know! Goddammit! Johnny in particular was so much fun to watch. Just the saddest thing.
>>220839230I've been to AT&T, the coliseum(F), Raley field, and yankee stadium. I walked around safeco and PNC park during the offseason
I guess I didn’t beat my last Crystal playthrough because I have this save. My lineup is >Dragonair>Lanturn >Meganium>Kadabra>Noctowl>Nidoqueen
soooo when are we taking our gocks out and getting on with this thing
>>220839250AT&T looks really cool. PNC too.
>>220839254What's the point of naming them?
No I will fulfill my promise to anon and try playing Fire Emblem instead.
>>220839269
>>220839254Where’s the color? Play Fire Red.
millennials really thought ts was hard (wilted rose emoji skull emoji)https://youtu.be/LbiqsTvQ8Gc
>>220839144goode song I looked it up
>>220839269There isn't one. It's a pain in gen 2 because the sprites aren't unique in the menu so it's better to leave them named as their species so you know what you have.
>>220839267AT&T is the GOAT parkwe've got seagulls, a giant coke bottle slide, a view of the bay, and a cute seal mascot
>>220839203Reddit tier mic crinkling
>>220839237Ah you’re still around, Stockton anon. Did you see Wolf give that little kid his stick?
>>220839275>>220839282Duality of /cum/ (Mexicans are extinct)
>>220839277I literally just beat Leaf Green last week.
>>220839254Reddit tier thumb
>>220839301Didn't notice until you said it, but he has very stubby fingers tf
>>220839286I love your mascot and his sunglasses. So you’ve seen 3 World Series’? And Barry Bonds? Lucky duck.
>>220839291I dont watch flames games, both because theyre not my team and Im always working while sports are on anyway. Everything I hear about him is from /hoc/I'm kind of pissed because he came to play the sharks and there were some heat fans attending(jerseys, signs and everything) and he didnt even acknowledge them during warmups
>>220839314So we agree on anon's substandard appendages. Maybe we should go out. Are you a girl?
what about the gays of hormuz and they're exporting aids
>>220839254man i need to get a psp playing battlefront and ratchet&clank in bed sounds comfy
>>220839317I guess Im kinda spoiled on them but all the other teams I follow are terrible so it kinda evens out?
>seal mascot I will now support your team
>>220839301>>220839314My thumb was bent in silly billies
im the seamster
>>220839340ominous post
>>220839318Ah bummer to hear that. So are you a Sharks fan for NHL? Celebrini is incredible. I love watching him.
>>220839336he cute
We need to start calling the internet "the net" again.
>>220839345whats ominous about it
>>220839347yesbut I started following them BEFORE we drafted celebrini
>>220839330Yeah fair enough lol. My NFL team is Philly. So they’re my one good team. Otherwise it’s Jays and Flames.
nooooooo I dont wanna pay my utilities
Insane that this area is not part of Canada
>>220839363Holy W.Thoughts on Carson Wentz?
>>220839359You’re NorCal so I believe you. I don’t need to tell you this, but there were some really good Sharks teams in the past. With Thornton and Marleau and whatnot. It could be worse!
>>220839368enjoy the darkness then
>>220839363Canadians are supposed to support the Bills or Seahawks depending on where you live
wow that's so interesting
phwoarjust poojudicated the choi-jamiolkowski isomorphismbergizationdid i not
overdraft at the sperm bank
>>220839384yah, I genuinely wish I'd started earlier because that 2008 team looked really fun to watch. I've gotten into collecting hockey jerseys thanks to THG and finally getting into the sport. Sadly since its california we dont have winters so hockey basically doesnt exist for beer league or pickup
business idea mlb mascots platformer
I am playing a text base " digital gamebook ". I have become the ultimate boomer (I am enjoying myself)
>>220839375I liked him in Philly. He was really good for a short window. I was devastated when he got hurt in 2017 because I thought that was our one chance to win the big one. Little did I know that Foles was god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNSgSzhBfM
>>220839397fighting game*
arent you guys impressed with my handsewn whip stitch >>220839340
anime may not cause people to become weird losers but every person i know who likes anime is a weird loser so there's definitely something there
>>220839387Yeah. I’d be closer to Seattle. But I just latched on to the Eagles when I was a little kid. Mostly because of their helmet design and Donovan McNabb.
anime is based and basically youre fucking stupid
>>220839396What’s your coolest jersey?
>>220839431No he's right you're a faggot loser.
Jason liked anime and he wasn't a weird loser.
>>220839408imagine pulling a mk fatality on mr. met
>>220839454I would tear him a new one if it meant fucking mrs met.
>>220839411I couldn't tell what that was
>>220839434winter classic creamsicle datsuyk jersey
>>220839411https://youtu.be/lB7xMQjLzwc
>>220839454>>220839461you gotta give us a shot!!!
I've spent the last 3 hours rewatching season 14 of Canada's worst driver. I bet if this show as still on it'd be all Indians
>>220839454oy vey this guy is antisemetic, dont you know?
Spent $150+ on dinner and drinks out of sheer boredom.Got the number of some Millennial though, will ask her if she's dtf in due time
>>220839477is he?
>>220839467The 2014 Winter Classic jersey? That is cool. Datsyuk was sick.
>>220839489just you know whos getting pissy
>>220839487>in due time
>>220839492do you have any?
>>220839487ok mr moneybags
The Mets are cool. I like an underdog team in a city with two teams. I watched a doc about the 86 Mets, which was pretty wild. And the Beatles played at Shea Stadium. And now the Mets are even worse than my Blue Jays, which is almost impossible.
>>220839507>moneybagsI don't have much money, food and drink is my only real vice
>>220839513remain ignorant
>>220839495I want to put my cock in that mayor's wife.
>>220839505A few but they’re mostly Flames jerseys or Team Canada jerseys. My two favourites would be a Miikka Kiprusoff jersey and a Johnny Gaudreau jersey. Also a 90s Blue Jays jersey with no name on it.
I could lift you up i could show you what you want to see and take you where you want to be, you could be my luck even if the sky is falling down i know that we'll be safe and sound, we're safe and sound
drinking milk
button that does nothing
>>220839511I like the mets but it's ridiculous to think of them as an underdog. Their payroll is like $350 million. Absolutely no excuse to suck as bad as they do. It's kind of endearing how much of fuckups they are.
>>220839526So true
>>220839529sovl. I bought a chink Mackenzie Blackwood jersey because I love goalies
>>220839539Are they baseball’s Toronto Maple Leafs
>>220838734English language site, bro. Naturally /cum/ has the most posters.
my drill is the drill that creates the heavens
feel like playing dead space 1 and 2 again
>>220839549Yeah I love goalies too. I was a goalie when I played
i will become the greatest under heaven
>>220839550its hard to really have the MLB equivalent of the leafs. No team has dominated and then completely fallen off like toronto has, or constantly made the playoffs just to lose in embarassing fashion. The mets made it to a WS and lost but theyre just kinda...there
Kinda funny how in the US and Canada, soccer is just something you play when you're a kid, but in the rest of the world it's THE sport to play
>>220839567no joke when I finally got really into hockey there was some VR game that let you actually play as a goalie and it tracked your arm movements to simulate gloves and it looked really fun, but it got taken off the storefront
>>220839550Wouldn't know, but imagine 9 milhouse's running around with their pants down.
niggas talking about sports, holy fucking goy cattle
>>220839591My parents had me playing soccer when I was a little kid, but I got sick of being way better than everyone else in every single position, so I gave up on team sports, and moved to tennis, which I still play.
>>220839591Rugby > Football > Soccer honestly
sports and blogposts, yup that's my /cum/
>>220839595That would be fun. The flames backup talks about doing VR goalie training and they even showed it on the broadcast. But maybe it’s not publicly available.
>>220839610>tranimeOpinion discarded
>>220839591All sports are just something you play as a kid. Adults have responsibilities.
dr. poosteinbaggedtaggedsassafrasizedyessirwe in brap season already
>>220839608I always found badminton way more fun than tennis
>>220839618re-garded
>>220839610rugby is fun but confusing. I still dont udnerstand what constitutes a drop or not and it seems like there seems like tons of ref bullshit
Billiards is the best sport
>>220839619I play sports as an adult because it’s a more entertaining way to get some cardio than dogshit like jogging
>>220839632What about snooker?
>>220839605Why did they sign Bo Bichette for a gorillion dollars and make him bad?
>>220839625Novice badminton probably is more fun than novice tennis, but advanced tennis is way more fun and interesting than advanced badminton. The badminton learning curve has a low ceiling.
>>220839632not a sport, its a game
>>220839641I hardly know her.
what she needs is a black bull
>>220839631>I still dont udnerstand what constitutes a drop or notBasically if you drop the ball and it goes forward, that's a knock on (penalty) - play stops and you do a scrum to reset posessionIf you drop it backwards nothing happens and you play onSometimes instead of a scrum if the other team picks up the ball they get "advantage" which basically means they can run less than a certain number of yards and they lose posession it's a scrum, but if they run further then the penalty is void and it's game on
If a man doesn't learn to suffer well, he can never die well.
>>220839656elaborate
>>220839645Probably why I liked it more lol
>>220839675>Basically if you drop the ball and it goes forward, that's a knock on (penalty) - play stops and you do a scrum to reset posession>If you drop it backwards nothing happens and you play onno I get that, but when they do the scrum sometimes theyll drop it and either their own guy or an opposing player tries to pick it up and thats considered a foul or some shit, or even during the scrum when theyre fighting to move the ball back. I dunno I havent watched it since the world cup last(?) year but I remember there was a lot of weird stuff during the final
>>220839677I’m suffering through a poo that’s taking too long to complete
>>220839610>>220839631I was going to try out for rugby in 2020 after I stopped doing BMX. My school formed a club with a bunch of other local schools and we were going to make it a thing that year. Sadly it didn't go through and it super cucked me from ever doing any school sports.
I have none weed
how the fuck is it already 11PM
>>220839712speed weed
>>220838947Flyers are winning the Cup and there’s nothing you can do about it ;)
It's strange how a person can be susceptible to hype, even if they know they are being worked over and that they shouldn't fall for it.
>>220839687Yeah so in a scrum the ball has to come straight out the back. If it goes out the side that's a penalty. So if you roll it in unfairly (like straight to your guy) or your guy kicks it out or someone fucks around dangerously with the other team then it's a penaltyFor some penalties rather than doing a scrum it's a kick. Whenever there's a penalty kick then the opposing team has to be 10 metres back, if they try to tackle you it's another penalty and another 10 metres. A common tactic is to kick it by just tapping it an inch instead of booting it and then passing it to your boys to run.
>>220839719lolLMAO even
>>220839723>>220839723>>220839723>>220839723
>>220839712I'm skipping edibles tonight because I have actually difficult homework that I need to get done tomorrow and I want my brain to reset and not have the lingering weed aura
>>220839719That would be fine by me. Win it for Bernie Parent.
>>220839704I've played rugby and football through high school and college and while it's debatable which is more fun to watch rugby is immensely more fun to play
look at this fucking dumbass
