toil tomorrow edition
>Grammy-winning songwriter Shane McAnally shared an Instagram clip of husband Michael Baum asking their surrogate-born son Texson Ray if he wants 'Dada or Pop.' The baby says what sounds like 'mama,' cries, and Baum replies 'No, there is no mama' with laughing emojisGay couple anal and bum? Come on try harder
>Hublots posted: 718>cirocs posted: 689>shell GOs posted: 618>vodafones posted: 422total "sponsor" posts: 2447>cleverly 1: 418>cleverly 2: 522>cleverly 3: 515>cleverly 4: 509>cleverly 5: 507total cleverlys posted: 2471total spam posts: 4918assume 15 seconds to select the file for each post, 15 seconds to paste the correct text, 30 seconds to do the captcha (about 1 minute per post, which can be seen by the fact there is usually over a minute between each post)4918 minutes = 81 hours81 hours of making the same meaningless "sponsor" posts for 3 yearsif you worked that time at minimum wage you could earn £1029the parasite has done a thousand pounds' worth of "sponsor" posting for free
Katy waking up to aquafresh kisses
one must live ones life as if one is being watched 24/7
>>220840322forgot those existed because I just filtered him and moved on like any other sane person
started incel running again today i got 4.5k trying to go really slow so i can get a better aerobic level or whatevere its called, time to get drunk
>>220840295>McAnallyscrem
>>220840379You have to be over 18 to use 4chan
>>220840412he's a gay man called mc anally lol
>>220840423Oh I get it nowScreaming
>KFC bought back/introduced the tower twister>they still refuse to bring back the original twisterMight have to take drastic measures.
>>220840454Reporting this to prevent
Having a few vinos as you do....hit some tunes on u tube and looking for some new stuff....how hard is it to separate the AI stuff from originals....listening to some Quincy Jones and its Ai generated, never written or performed by him....
bit of sun today. you're not going to sit inside rotting all day are you, lads?
>>220840454What in bruceland is a tower twister?
>>22084046317-18km runtoil on the cards this morninglovely weather for it
>>220840454I just want the fucking burrito back is that too much to ask
>>220840454reporting this to the poowong flying squad
>>220840463wouldn't want to spoil my elegant porcelain complexion
>>220840477It has a hashbrown.>>220840490They had a pretty good zinger kebab here last year.
>>220840463Might give carberg a clean
>>220840490We never get nice stuff like that here and yet we invented all the fatty chains like kfc. We get nothing
Miss having no responsibilities
>>220840517corr that looks lush
>>220840463Its actually supposed to be colder and greyer here but im going out soon dw x
>>220840463im always doing shit with mates or the gf but this weekend i have all to myself so no, i might just stay inside actually
>>220840517This also looks really tasty wtf
Browsing AdultWork haha x
>>220840547>>220840580I'll get one tomorrow, I'll wait until then before moving on to phase gamma.
We at /brit/ join the entire internet in hating Meghan Markle
>>220840517wtf that looks amazing and as we know the publicity images always accurately reflect the product
>>220840656If you go to the good KFC in my prefecture its not really that far off.
>>220840656*gently pats you on the head*
>>220840550Thank you
things went from bad to Mexican
>>>/tv/219857217scr
heard the age of consent in the uk is 16talk about paedophisles
>>220840738doesn't make a lick of difference to a KHV such as myself
>>220840751well the first girl i ever had sex with was 14i was 14 as well at the time of courseapparently we raped each other
>>220840724get back to the front pidor
Had a breakfast burrito (avo, eggs, halloumi, hash browns, spinach, cheese) and a coffee and now reading count of monte cristo and listening to nick drake. Don't think y'all niggas can appreciate how much of a sophisticate I am.
>>220840517had one of these the other day it was good af
>>220840788>reading count of monte cristo and listening to nick drake.ADHD mong
>eating a cooked breakfast with no meat
>>220840788you've been reading that book for months lad you must be on a page a day
right well that's yet another reason to be jealous of australians
>>220840788you started reading that ages ago lmao how slow do you read
>>220840823Bizarre
arsenal city today so I got that going for myself
>>220840826Eggs are meat.
the evening watch
>>220840837Not him but it's a slow burner
unplayable connections today
>>220840823when i was 13 i weighed 190lbs and kids called me "The Count of Monte Crisco" it was very hutful
>>220840880
Morning lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjtmV1t6q8
the toilfu's removed her profile photo again
such beauty in the world. what a gift that we get to experience it x
>>220840851You cant read without music you need multiple forms of stimulation like an adhd mong
>>220840880quite an intelligence insult for 13 year olds
>>220840846Its a long book
not even 9am and the berg is fannying aboutdoesn't he know it's a Sunday?
>>220840884Delicious! I like that you added peppers, nice touch brogarian
Well lads, after 29 years I think I'm finally free of phimosis.Can retract my foreskin even when fully erect. Still a bit tight but it goes all the way back and stays there. Taken me an insane amount of stretching the past 6 months.
up on a Sunday earlier than my alarm would go off on weekdays. lads... im unc
>>220840922congratulations
>>220840869wasnt too hard at all
>>220840919Thanks lad, it is nice when theres a bit of pepper, slightly hot. >>220840922Good for you, I had that when I was a teenager, what type of stretches - in the shower?
i'm circumcised
fucked to think we was all bullying justin bieber back in the day, calling him gay and that, but it would turn out he was repeatedly molested by diddy
>>220840958>Good for you, I had that when I was a teenager, what type of stretches - in the shower?I did 60 seconds in the shower each day, in all directions, trying to loosen itbut I've also been doing it when watching films/tv for like 5-10 minutes
>>220840922imagine the smell
>>220840982a diddler called Diddy. Who writes this stuff?
>>220840983I see, well good for you.
>>220840976America's greatest son award
wonder what that anon thought of wrestlemania
>>220840949a reminder that this is /brit/
>>220841030nothing there was US-specific
used to watch WWF wrestling as a kid and one time I saved up all my pocket money so we could buy the wrestlemania PPV where The Rock fought Steve Austinit was on at like 3AM in UK time so it had to be set up to record on the ol' VHS. Ran down stairs in the early hours of the morning excited to watch it and it had recorded the first 2 minutes then nothing else
>>220841044we love women before they turn 25 don't we
Was the frogposter an idiot?
Ball achingly dull thread so far
um
>>220841044looks like a blonde version of my sister
>>220841044women are perfect angels, put on earth by god to ignore me
>>220841068nothing better I reckon
I’m a Capricorn
all women owe me sex
don't like talking to women because i don't like giving them the little ego boost of assuming i'm hitting on them. women are too arrogant in this day and age. they need taken down a peg not built up more
*dull post about women and/or sex*
the joker if he's from Jamaica: mi di bludclart joker baby nigga
*fascinating post about my astrological sign*
I'm a Capri sun
>>220840751good lad. at least when we die we will go to heaven
capri sun if he's french:je suis capri sun
>>220841048That's nothing lad. I once walked downstairs on my dad completely naked wanking to babestation. Could have been worse eh?
ich bin ein capri sun
Capri sun of the germanic persuasion Ich bin eine Capri sun
>>220841165Did you leave quietly and never mention it?
Cheeky sosij and cheese sandwich for brekky
je mbappe capri sun
>>220841180>>220841172
Think before you post
>>220841183No he saw me and awkwardly tried to cover himself with a cushion while I ran back up the stairs. Obviously never mentioned it after that.
>>220841130i do this
>>220841217Probably for the best
Remember once I was watching babestation and she accidentally showed her fanny for a split second
>>220841130There's no greater conversation in the world than when you're talking to a girl you've just met and you both know it's gonna happen. The adrenaline and excitement of the pre-match nerves hits like crack. Alas not been for years for me now as well settled down.
might smash my bollocks with a ball peen hammer
>>220841234Testicular
talking to women is my greatest fear
talking to women in the midwestern emo voice
>>220841256same but I'm only 32 years old so there's still time for me to get over it and become normal
reminder to check you balls
>>220841256Women are always talking yet never say anything interesting.
>>220841275wrong
>>220841229Remember being about 12 years old on holiday in Mallorca in about 2005 or so and the German TV channel in the hotel room played a show called 'sexy sport clips' late one night when mum and dad and older brother were in the hotel bar having a night cap. Started out quite tame just fit women in underwear and stuff dancing sexily to music. Then the tits came out and I thought, nice. Then she went all the way, a rare and difficult sight to acquire back then, and I wanked my granite hard little willard to destruction right up until I heard the door card. Got away with it.
Boonk gang nigga!
>>220841234
>>220841256you shouldn't be
>>220841279checking them, violently
>>220841286you don't understand mate I just need to get myself out the house, go one some long walks in the park, think positive, and eventually I will meet a nice woman who is willing to overlook the fact I've never had a conversation with a woman in my 32 years of life
got the frasier on don't i
>>220841326whats wrong with his teeth
Whenever I have KFC or Favourite Chicken, I wake up in the middle of the night with sweats and then have diarrhea for an hour. Not sure why, I never used to have this issue, shame because I love favourite chicken.
>>220841326what humorous misunderstanding is occuring?
>>220841331chicken ghosts
>>220841331FOY
Listening to vampire weekend sing about punctuation and architectural features
>>220841326TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
>>220841310it has been done>>220841289How was Mallorca? One time we were on a school ski trip and it was late at night, we were secretly smoking weed on the balcony, I brought about 20 grams of some really nice skunk for the lads. When we finished the joint we heard a knock, it was our principal and she sat in the room and started talking to us about life, on the TV there was a full blown sex scene and it was so fucking difficult not to laugh.
Listening to Madness sing about being Michael Caine.
Frasier + niles, gay scatting bath together
my bellend reeks
>>220841331Morley's does this for me. Great in the moment but absolutely obliterates my guts. I wish fish and chips wasn't so ridiculously expensive these days because it's so much better than fried chicken, but we are a declining nation so...
>>220841046never heard of any of those candy brands and the 'cheeky' one is all old school yank vernacular or something from a 50s movie new york times needs to do better to make their puzzle more accessible to their international audience
>>220841338martin is complaining to a snooty frenchman about the price of the food in his deli. this causes all kinds of problems for niles who wants to continue shopping there, and hilarity ensues.
>>220841368Foreskin is so gross. Got a cottage cheese factory living in ur wankard
>>220841389wrong, you clean it, I've literally never had cheese under my forseking
Michael Caine in the middle of our street
>>220841389what do you know about foreskins. you were mutilated without consent the day you were born lol
Word of the day: craniofacialDefinitions:adjective: - Pertaining to the cranium and face, as with craniofacial surgery.
>>220841331is it a spicy diarrhea or regular temperature?
>>220841363mate she was obviously wanting in on that joint rotation AND pumped off the lot of you the dirty cowplease tell me she was fit
>>220841286Maybe it's an American thing, or perhaps it's just incels idolising teen romance but my secondary school romance was not like the filmsI cringe every time I think back on it
Listening to lightyear sing about Michael J fox
>>220841400They look awful besides, like when a little kid has to wear a jacket too big for him, and the sleeves are too long for his arms. Not for me>>220841409Well you've never had sex and yet have an opinion on it I'd assume •.-
>>220841427and now to the Elton John joke
>>220841412fake ass word
could go another coffee but it would require getting off my arse
all i ever wanted all i ever needed is here in my arms
just saw a jew child get crushed under a bus. was funny, his head got squished and grey matter went everywhere lmao
>>220841423Not really, she had no idea we were smoking, I think she had taken a sleeping pill cause she was groggy, she wasn't fit, she is a big woman but she was pretty when young, I dated her daughter for 2 years. A few times she almost caught us fucking. One time she said she was going on business trip and we were at her house, drugs were on the table and all kinds of shit and we were getting it on, then she called and said she's coming back, we had to clean everything for 5 mins, thank god she called. >>220841456you have been brainwashed, it's literally mutilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch/fIuyNRJW_qYthis looks good af>>220841489grow up
>>220841488me walking out of the shops with an armful of weekly shopping because im too tight to pay for a bag
>>220841488checked
>>220841516bit wordy but still funny
>>220841326QUITE STYLISH!
off on a lads trip to the 'dam on friday x
Hitler's birthday tomorrow ladsHow will you celebrate the birthday of the Great One?
>>220841554Will you be partaking in a prostitute?
>grow up
>>220841498Ok what if I agree with you, but I also don't want a foreskin? They look awful, and girls have told me they smell awful..
>>220841555by lighting the biggest spliff in the world
>>2208415834/201488
https://www.youtube.com/watch/8HRKmftUOXQso hungry lads
>>220841571grown ass man btw
Spurs
>>220841555I'll watch that Robert Carlyle Hitler movie.
>>220841554Nice, what do? Party? I'm going this summer probably, but I'm not staying in Amsterdam but will visit. >>220841580They look normal actually, they wont smell if you clean em. Nobody does that except Americans, muslims and jews.
>>220841571Indirect replies are the biggest seethe indicator.You've been done
>>220841569doubt it desu, not keen on the idea. last time i was there i thought i might and then saw a big fat hairy turkish bloke walking out of the red window of the lady i'd been thinking i might get a blowie from and it put me right off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDVdirf2H-w
>>220841643Weird guys hang out near the district, and it gets shady at night, one time we saw what I presume was Vietnamese bodybuilder bitch, she was definitely on roids, crazy that guys actually pay her for sex.
>>220841611>>220841624cope, seethe, dilate, stay malding, ratio'd, heemed, done.
>>220841624>biggest seethe indicatorFor me it's when the person I'm arguing with goes back to my original post and posts a second reply to that post pretending to be a separate poster who is in agreement with whatever side of the argument this person has already taken up, to give a false sense of consensus.We'll be neck deep in an argument then suddenly a wave of fresh replies on the original post pop into the thread, all conveniently supporting the person I am arguing with.
>>220841621Well we're cursed in my country as you know.
>>220841696I do feel bad for you because of that. Thankfully people are starting to realize it's archaic.
>>220841686or youre a mong and no one agrees with you
>>220841554corr enjoywent last spring with my lot, absolute mad time
i'm finkin fried eggs on toast and some bacon too that's what i'm finkin
Last time I was in Amsterdam I went to see Death Grips, tickets were a gift for my birthday, that was in 2023. It's getting really expensive in Amsterdam, I've been going since 2014 and it has gotten insane.
might post this cat
>>220841736I'd be willing to accept that if the replies all came at once right after my initial post i.e a natural consensus. But when 5 minutes have transpired and I've been arguing with one person then he stops replying and suddenly 2-3 new replies on the original comment which is now miles up the thread appear, all supporting him, I know I am dealing with a seether.
>>220841774I also saw Clown Core
wonder if they still have those coal black african fellas in Amsterdam who whisper "coke, MDMA, pills?" into your ear as you walk past themthen if you say yeah you go down an alley with them and get mugged and or sold bunk gear
>>220841643Thank you for remembering Gallipoli.
raised by a single mother never had a chance really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJ01psE6wc&
Would love to slip my wilkins into some fake tit 2000s porn bimbo looking romanian lass in shiny black pvc slutwear and boots in some neon light illuminated hovel in a top Euro red light district desuI've never shagged a real stone cold slut before just normal women
>>220841819ever shagged her
>>220841819in one sense my mum did her best under the circumstances but in another sense she's mentally insane and the fact she thought she could ever be a good mother and or mother is quite frankly absurd
>>220841832Angel Dark for me
when I was in Amsterdam with the lads we went to the red light district but I was too shy to look at the women in the windows. I think there's something wrong with me.
Toast and a cuppa, then it's a back garden cutting daylovely day for it
>>220841805Yes they are still there but there's no need to buy from them. Buying drugs in the Netherlands is the easiest most enjoyable drug buying experience I've ever had, they just give you a number you message them on WhatsUp, they give you the catalog you chose what you want and they come to your house or apartment. I'm so fucking jelly. No fear of Police, no shady fuckers.
>>220841805only a fool buys drugs, or anything really, from you-know-whos. their entire cultures are based on scamming and personal gain at the expense of others.
i'm fat and gay
>>220841819one of our biggest /brit/ addict freaks is the product of a sad lonely single mother. says it all really.
>>220841874I was like that when I first went as a teenager, my cousin wanted to go and show me the district but I felt uncomfortable, later when I went we would get high and go look at them and wave, but the people that hang around there look creepy.
>>220841882It's largely the same process in the UK these days. You message them on the app specifying what you want, a BMW arrives at your gaff pretending to be a taxi / Uber, you get in, the car does a lap round the block while the merchandise changes hands, you get dropped back off.
tomorrow i will learn Terraform
might shriek
>>220841961you said that yesterday
TIME FOR EGGY WEGGIES
>>220841961Efficiency 5 and Unbreaking 3 are essential imo, and Mending of course
>>220841981pretty sure i didn't
>>220841868A classicLove some of the more obscure hungarian bimbos desu, Ciara Bugatti only did one good scene for asshole fever but she has the best bimbo body I've ever seen I think.
>>220841948Yeah, I did that when I was in Yorkshire but they didn't come to the uni and I had to go in a Pakistani neigbhourhood, the guy was chill though, he was a student, one time I went to his house and was kind of scared, his sister was there and she was cute but I was afraid too look at her lol. He did gift me a weed cookie which I thought was nice.
hate when you see an old fella like 80-90 year old that can barely move or talkjust refuse to believe that will be me, think ill always be sharp as a tack
>>220841854>mumFOY
The thing with people that say "I'll do it tomorrow" is that tomorrow never comes. If you can do it now, do it now.
>>220842023Sir Homo novus
speaking of terraforming, the geological process not the software thing, one of my autistic schizoid fantasies that I play out in my head sometimes involves me developing omnipotent powers but obviously I wouldn't want anyone to know so I'd do spooky, mysterious stuff that would make scientists wonder what was going on. One such thing I imagine doing is just randomly terraforming the moon. I would use my magic powers to give it a spinning core of molten iron to generate a magnetic field, then I would add oxygen, nitrogen, water etc. Over time it would develop into a mini Earth while the people on Earth looked on, wondering why this was happening.
need my piles licked
>>220842047that is quite autistic yeah
leftypol be like we need slavery reparations and racial justice *ignores the 10 million slaves currently in africa*
ktim? ktim
>>220842047ok
all i ever wanted all i ever needed is here in my arse
>>220842038>Now? Are we doing it right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49wp0H-x4Ec
>>220842047Have you seen that video where they bring tons of orange peels and dump em at a desolate deserty kind of place and in a couple of years it turned into a full forest?
>>220842086enjoy the flatulence
Carol Ann Duffy's musky tuppence
>woke up>still drunk>stuff for cross dressing and arse fucking strewn on the living room table>flat just generally smells like bum and cumfuck sake have to clean this up and get in a state to see my parents later
>>220842100vile
comin atchalike a queerlike a gay
>>220842117>t. tuppencelet (a ha'penny, as it were)
>>220842094lel, it was 20 years actually but it did change the ecosystem, it was a 1000 tons of orange peels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2e-QJnUg8
sat here on my little racist arse thinking mean thoughts about black people
