>OPEN THE FUCKING GATE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS. OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL.
LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND CAM FARTH
>>219857217Give me your name goy, and I shall give you mine
>>219857217>I’LL OPEN THE GATE ONCE YOU PAY THE FUCKING RENT.
What I have, George, is a WALL! they built a WALL. I guarantee you they're growing dope behind there. George, you got probable cause George!
Why did Sauron start charging $2,000,000 tolls to pass through Mordor?
>>219857217I'm just now noticing all of his front teeth have signicant gaps between them.
>GO BACK TO RIVENDELL YA CUNT
>In two weeks, Mordor will open the black gate or else they will experience UNTOLD SUFFERING>But I think it won't come to that. They're very smart, noble people and the gate will be open before it comes to that!
The elves are behind this war.Men are needlessly dying to remove Rivendales greatest enemy while the elves themselves don’t have to fight.Aragon is married to an elf as well I heard and is basically completely compromised.This war should have never happened
>>219857217>No! Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time-uh!
Should Aragorn really have been crowned king when he is so clearly deficient in basic diplomacy?
>>219858687trust the plan
>>219858622Kek
This war was started by DENETHOR SON OF HUSSEIN. Aragorn is the PEACE KING.