got a gf now lads

>>220846639
ok this one is good

>>220846639
Where are you finding these escorts showing their face? Mad.
In my city there's only a handful who show their face in their profile pics.
She looks good, definitely worth a go.

Austarlians are not real british. You will never be british.

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>>220846213
>>220846225
How come these posts were 5 hours apart? Was 4chan down again?

poo is mad when you think about it

>>220846680
did you just open the site? sometimes it shows the local time where 4chan is hosted and then updates to your local time

>>220846680
Timestamps are broken

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hungover

>>220846681
she really does not know how to naturally smile

>>220846680
the local timestamps have been fucked on mobile for a few days

the dumbest person and the smartest person I've met irl were both Christian

>>220846695
Must be that. I thought it would be something like that.

*thinks about poo*
mad that

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>>220846399
>>220846564
never lost a fight in school because i was too pussy to fight and would always run away/back down/start crying

Prostitution is unironically the cure to OnlyFans and inceldom

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Thoughts?

>>220846702
wish you were hangedover

>>220846694
high test post

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>>220846655
I will post on the monger thread in /gif/ and maybe link here. Don't want you to see my 5 inch cock so will probably just post a clip of her arse.
Although I bet one of you will send it to her and I'll be arrested for "revengeporn" (don't have permission to post online)

>>220846658
£200 but might do longer so I can get as much footage as possible.

>>220846673
adultwork they have a new site that actually has a search function that works

really dislike albums that have songs where they keep their inane uninteresting ramblings from the recordings in them
I don't want to know how the sausage was made thanks

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Ate three donuts and now I regret it

>>220846751
good amount of chub but you'd hope her chebs would be a bit bigger in relation to the rest of her

>>220846638
inbred looking rtard

>>220846744
hehe

>>220846751
This facial structure on a woman is very pleasant, but a man with the male version of this facial structure would be an incorrigible incel. Madness

>>220846751
>adultwork
I know but it's rare to see escorts show their face

>>220846751
so they do let you film, noise

>>220846749
oy habbibi there can only be one egyptian in this here thread, I reckon you otta fak off before I cast an Ancient Egyptian Curse on you.

I warn you, I've got two egyptian god cards on me.

>>220846751
200 is way too expensive for that, 80 max

That's just a random lass off of instagram btw and he's added the adultwork logo kek. He will need to post more of her to prove it

>>220846702
wish your head was hung over the end of my bed aha x

The alcohol consumption and it's consequences have been a disaster for my human face.

>>220846638
>woman degrading herself
wow so empowering. props to them
>men degrading themselves
timmy. fuck you I hope you die

>>220846737
I think if people want to earn this much money they should contribute an equivalent amount to society.
People working the tills at Tesco do not deserve luxuries like multiple properties or nice cars, because then what is the incentive for putting in work and contributing to society? More cars and houses?

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>>220846762
She seems to have a decent arse

>>220846780
Select "Being filmed" on preferences

>>220846793
Again, 18-20 year old white girls are this expensive. If you want cheaper you'll only get browns or hags.

showered and shaved, new week new me

>>220846793
Id give 100 for an hour, shes just my type

can you lads slip a finger between your foreskin and your penile glans?
I cant do that and never have been able to. They're stuck together like glue.

>>220846807
wtf r u talking about you double trigger sand nigger

>>220846731
Good on you, honour is meaningless at that age and other kids just want to see someone get beat up for entertainment

>>220846818
wow she would get itm or whatever

get the animal webms posted

ah yes the egyptian bulgarian argentinian thread

>>220846818
>Select "Being filmed" on preferences
damn, interesting

>>220846835
Can't even get a finger in my foreskin

>>220846818
This bitch would clean up on onlyfans. Well, I guess she probably didn't which is why she's whoring but I would definitely prowl the sites that put up the onlyfans pictures that other people have paid for so we can all enjoy them.

>>220846405
>never use your real name or number
Except you literally have to provide an ID if you use adultwork now

>>220846836
exactly

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>>220846846

>>220846737
>$65/HR
Why not $100?
Why not $1000?
That'd be too much? Oh so it can be too high? And how do you know $65 isn't too high?
In the words of Jordan Peterson: GOTCHA

>>220846868
sexy prostitute

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>>220846846
I only have 1

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Still miss it every single day

>>220846835
Yeah easy peasy. Before I knew how to wank I stuck my finger in my foreskin and just like twirled in circles until I came. Was fucking blown away had no idea that was going to happen.

>>220846868
fake

>>220846810
But of course some rich twat who inherited all his wealth, stuck it in a safe investment, and now lives off the interest, obviously DOES deserve a more comfortable life than grafters at Tesco, doesn't he.

>>220846818
Profile?

Sir Arne Slot

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>>220846846

Steve Horseman horsemanship wank on the cards (not gay its about horse cocks)

>>220846882
pre zombie pirates

>>220846865
also it's illegal to give a false identity to someone you have sex with

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>>220846846
I saw horses on dogberg walk today, one of them let me stroke him on the neck and cheek but didn't like me touching his head.

Wouldn't bother with escorts unless it's a really fit high class Eastern European one

And then I would probably just get a blowie/titjob/footjob off her as condom sex isn't really worth it

>>220846882
>no food, not even any pots
uh oh hope you arent preying on the weak anon........
damn that was the niggas

got the flamin' groovies on

>>220846894
Follow that money back and it'll come from someone who put the work in.
Nothing's stopping you from leaving your money to future generations, except from the fact you'll never reproduce

How many positive feedbacks do you have on AdultWork then lads?

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ktim when i have to interact with women

>>220846900
Actually audibly laughed at this. Silly birb

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>>220846918
its the official screenshots from way back in 2007 lad

>>220846925
I doubt they thought that

a dark cloud has consumed me
im going to die

>>220846405
>never invite them to your home
why not? if you dont have valuables laying around
not going to say the rest because I hope shes not a whore

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>>220846638

Geowizard is still an ethnonationalist then?

get the house dehumidified

i don't think you're ready for this jelly

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>>220846846

>>220846926
a million

>>220846925
*glances over, expecting to see rorke cheering and hooting*
*theres actually steam billowing from his ears as he stomps around in anger*
WHAT!?

I'm gonna make 9/11 look like a fucking joke

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*kisses all the good lads in the thread*

>>220846941
>selling things in varrock square
you are all shitters. whatever though

had my first haircut in 4 years and it is mental how much it has improved my looks
been buzzcutting my hair for years now and always just waited until I started to get the microphone hair and then buzzed again
having my current haircut (short back and sides and pushed up a bit on top) has definitely took me from like a 5.5 to a 6.5 no joke
considering going gym at this point, heard that face gains from gym are because increased muscle mass makes it easier to go lean and you lose face fat
blog post over

>>220846948
fraid so

the Thai ones give nice massages

probably not legal that

>>220846894
Hardly any point making money if you can't leave your kids with inheritance that's the point of it all
Otherwise might as well be serfs toiling for a stipend

erm

>>220846960
me in photoshop

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>>220846926
theres client feedback? so you have to make an account?

got cum cancer

>fucking horses
uck is normies gon do

>>220846984
Mad how that's a real thing

>>220846941
mind-blowing how shit and clueless everyone used to be at this game but now the majority of the player base is a walking encyclopaedia of game knowledge

so, arseanal losing again today?

Katy getting aquafresh kisses

>>220846947
me at your festivals high on dung beetle

>>220846996
hope so

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selling salmon

selling rune scimmy 30k

>>220847008
youre timmy. timmy being forever alone, so much so that when they get a new crush they think about niggers fucking her

>>220846996
I honestly think arsenal will get an undeserved 1-0 win

it looms

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>>220846846

>>220846970
Even being mildly toned will add another point on. Skinny fat types don't realise it (my past self included) but getting even a little bit of shoulder muscles makes your whole frame look better. Unbelievable how much better I look after literally just doing ten minutes on a rowing machine once a week.

>>220847022
screamo!

My football team?
Well that's arse n hole of course

>>220847044
an australian would murder this cute bird to "protect" nature

>>220847052
insanely tone deaf yank moment

>>220847047
What can I do if I want to exercise but don't want to go gym? Are resistance bands good?

I should call my mudda

PLEASE Burnley score a goal PLEASE

>>220846992
happens naturally since the game is like 25 years old now
it was more fun when we were clueless kids just doing whatever was enjoyable, everyone is now middle aged and needs to do things efficiently
also a lot of autistic trannies who feel it necessary to exhaustively document every single detail and mechanism of the game for whatever reason and kill every bit of fun and wonder

Used to fantasise about having a huge mansion with loads of cool shit, now it's just a nice cottage in the countryside. Funny how that works.

I was a Man U fan as a wee lad

>>220846955
is that angrygato gozaimasu

>>220847081
Walk a lot or run a few times per week
Do push-ups and find somewhere to do pull-ups

Help me out lads by answering a question:
Currently live in a busy house, and have basically been forced into sleeping on the settee. Stepdad's sister and her adult son are here and the stepdad's sister has got my room and her son the spare room, dadberg has asked me to sleep on the settee to keep the stepdad happy, but I honestly think her son should have the settee and stepdad's sister get the spare room
They're only here until she finds a place to stay, but I don't think this is on really

>>220847076
i know it was a stretch but you don't have to compare me to a yank come on

>>220847120
I just fantasise about not working but having more money than the dole gives you at this point.

>>220847142
stepdads sister and her son should share, fuck them

>>220846992
did they ever admit 1gp does not have a value of 1gp

>>220847081
Never used them myself so can't comment but body weight exercises are fine. Get a pull up bar and just do those and press ups every day, just do as many as you can and increase it over time. And run, running sucks but it's incredibly good exercise.

>>220847142
Stepdad's sister should sleep with you in your bed
also is your dad a battyman or what

mental how the parasite has turned on his "post my brownpeople (because I am in a wheelchair and brown)" bot posts that he makes, getting 0 replies every time
none of his posts get replies. they are also subhuman

fighting the urge to create a new account and waste years of my life every time a game screenshot gets posted

>>220847142
um, why are your dad and stepdad in the same house?

>>220846992
>>220847110
happens when reddit faggots go around crying about not getting the drop in 10 kills, so they find the base rate and so on. these "you are tryhard" tryhards tryharding about every single little macro part of the game, but if you care about it then you tryhard, even though they try hard and, honestly, dont have it in them to ever be good

I don't have time for this

>>220847142
This isn't actually going to help but you should grow the fuck up and move out of your parents house.

>>220846818
Either post more or post her profile

honestly never get a stronger feeling of wasting my time than when I play online games

notice, forum, how the spambot posts have picked up
its the parasite on one of his 20+ personas (none of which get replies). he is just "less than"

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Pussy Destroyer tier car

>>220847184
fuck off toby you schizo cunt

There's two escorts I'm trying to debate between seeing. Difficult.

>>220847227
Seconded

>>220847189
ktim
my ex gf convinced me to play RS3 with her during lockdown, then OSRS the year after
I fell so deep into it that I'd play both at the same time, bought a third monitor just for Runescape

>>220847220
Does anyone remember the short lived "Oh, yeah!" meme template on /sp/ years ago?

>>220847241
Male or Female?

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>>220847237
americans can't suffer

>>220847224
Even though you've replied to an obvious troll post, this is genuinely awful advice today.

everything the parasite says is cope
he shits up the thread - the cope or punishment, lashing out, melt down, or trying to survive is to shit up the thread more (he is a subhuman retard). his posts get no replies because he is subhuman
hes timmy
hes "less than" (less than a person)


reminder that the parasite is not welcome on this site and should be r*ported to be gone

big fan of watching people do shit impressions
saw a guy called ben nickless on BGT and he' terrible lol

toby, think we both know that mentioning the bot counts as a reply to the bot
so +2 to his replies thanks to you only, you did it :/

Buying gf

>>220847256
both men

>>220847237
would be cool if it wasnt a wagon

>>220847275
talking about it =/= replying, and it gets no replies
it shitting up the thread as a retaliation =/= me shitting up the thread, and it does that anyway

right well thats the latest vid recorded, edited, uploaded, and scheduled for released tonight on YT and TT

>>220847266
off topic
spamming
low quality
melty

>>220847287
dire trollop

um

>>220847282
Get both. Pick n mix

>>220847250
never really achieved anything there either so the drive to create a new one is even stronger even though I know it will just be years of my adult life wasted when I could have been developing myself instead in the real world

>>220847264
I would legitimately rather die than live with either of my parents and I have very little respect for people that do, you're not a functional adult if you're living like a child.

>>220847298

if this spambot replied to you with its off-topic post, not based on reality or context at all, then reminder to r*port it so that it can be stopped
that goes for everyone, every time it does this

i have never had sex

>>220847300
What sort of videos do you make lad?

>>220847258
Thats a nice Cadillac, the motors in those are really good

indian brained onlyfans simp freaks really do be posting the middest bichest alive and probably giving them money too

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Why are we always portrayed as crooked and unscrupulous? Don't think Agatha liked us very much

so, egypt is onamadone again

>>220847325
ridiculous, get a grip

thats like 10 posts r*ported, and you should do the same

reminder to r*port the parasites posts because it is not welcome here. it is your civic duty to do so , because it provides nothing to the thread (as a subhuman). it is not a person

>>220847331
not a good angle for the tv innit

just move out and spend 70% of your pay on rent so that you can rot in your rented incelflat, bro

>>220847353
you're just as bad as him btw

I imagine I'll live with my mum for the rest of her life now that dad's gone
Can't just leave her on her own

>>220847350
screaming i remember his mental posts

now im going for a wank


its just really pathetic how the subhuman cycles through these personas, all of which are dogshit (provide nothing to the thread, are not connected to the thread, or based on reality, and should just not exist as should not the subhuman "person" behind them). kill yourself

drinkign some water

>>220847350
course it is mate theres bloody mummies and pharaohs running around all over the shop

>>220847348
that gay stuff is propaganda

>>220847369
mental how grim it is

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start doing this

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>>220847353
mousey
hi

>>220847374
saying things =/= making it true. but you are the parasite, trying to justify its existence, and of course you do that

>>220847331
mad how the body just gives up and accepts decay like 40% of the way into the average lifespan

I live in my 3 bedroom house that I own because I'm not a failson

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In the early seasons of Deep Space Nine, Jadzia was characterized as like a sort of wise zen master, but by season three, the writers started changing her into into more of a bimbo who likes to party.

>>220847369
i bought my current place actually.
going to sell it and move into a nice house with gf soon too.
being on the property ladder is actually amazing. can just keep selling up and buying nicer houses your entire life

>>220847396
It's a very comfy series albeit

>>220847435
yeah did you and your wife buy it yeah got a mortgage yeah and kids and a dog yeah

>>220847441
don't you get fucked over by stamp duty

>>220847381
Please... don't involve horses... male or female...

medieval peasants would literally live with their parents until the parents died and they would get the house
their wife would just move in with them
moving out of your parents' is a luxury, not the norm

>>220847415
tiktok is cancer

3 bedrooms is a lot for someone who will never have a family of his own

>>220847338
educational

who's he angry at this time

Steak and fried potatoes for dinner tonight. Not sure if the accompaniment will be peas or broccoli, always a chance it'll be both. Wish I had some romanesco, love that trippy drug broccoli.

>>220847444
My mom used to watch every day

>>220847468
the egyptian bot

>>220847447
No kids but yeah the rest is correct. Bit grim that you think that the default way of living is so unattainable that it has to be a troll.

>>220847468
I think he's angry at the posts with foreign flags, I think when he talks about the 'parasite' he means spaki who of course change his flag.

bitch i dont give a damn bout your nails did
bitch im fresh as shit just how you sell pussy i can sell dick

>>220847461
Green party will fill it with migrantfriends for me

>>220847434
mad how the parasites mind did so when its mom got fucked by nogs and that created what we see today. that nigga should kill itself now instead of later (when it does kill itself), not because it can make any change (more people will go fuck dogs than they will do anything the parasite has tried to make happen in the last 5, 10 years) but because it is a subhuman that should kill itself rather than coping, going through mechanisms, acting out, or getting upset or feeling other human emotions, because it is not human. it should put a gun in its mouth and pull the trigger now not later

alright hes entering code red toby tantrum mode

I bought my house too. 2 bedroom bungalow

>>220847488
>he default way of living
It isn't the default, at all. It's actually a very aberrant luxury.

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>>220847515

the parasite is beyond reproach and would deserve to lose this place, and I hope that when it does (thinking that it cant as it does) it kills itself
by the way youre timmy, what happens when, less than

uh oh melty

>>220847457
the idea of a nuclear family owning a home has only really been a thing in the anglosphere in the past 150 years

>>220847488
>you think that the default way of living is so unattainable that it has to be a troll
didn't say any of this did I

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I have no elevator and I live on the 5th floor

pawasite

you can't really be a failson if you were born poor

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220847524
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220847420
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220847343
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220847298


fill out the form "automated spambot" and clean up the general, as is your civic duty

>>220847480
>>220847500
Cheers, you really never know with him since his enemy could basically be anybody.

>>220847558
started happening when the church banned cousin marriage

>>220847572
in england we call elevators lifts
x

get the genewal cleaned

in the zombie apocalypse i'd be the guy going around writing messages like "the end is upon us" on walls all over the place

Thatcherism requires as much historical ignorance to believe as leftism.

>>220847595
good to know

broke my NoFap streak again :(

>>220847573
r*ported because you dont get to use r9k slop shit (you niggas are subhumans and belong in the gas chamber) on my shit. so what if someone has a speech impediment, I get more pussy than you do and that makes you mad, you dont have one and yet, you cant get pussy. your post affects me: not at all minus r*porting your dogshit post - yet another one-liner that you post over and over again near me, to try and get a reaction, and posting it more despite never getting one. im better than you by every metric (suck my cock)

Jews all live with their parents, got like 5 generations in one house
They pushed the idea that you need to move out
They also push the idea that you should cut contact with your parents over petty squabbles
I'm not saying it's sabotage but if it's good enough for them it's good enough for me

>>220847593
wasnt that pretty early in the medieval period? i guess by owning a home they really lived in a shack on the lords land

>>220847558
>the current norm wasn't always the norm

Unclear what point you're trying to make

>>220847601
zombie apocalypse, but only shut-in incels survive because we smell so bad the zombies think we're zombies

>>220847619
new streak starts now
:)

wemembew to repowt the pawasite

How do we determine whether or not posts count as "extremely low quality", does spamming links count as high or low quality?

>>220847621
you get zero (0) pussy and you know it

>>220847572
Why do you have a screenshot of the guy from NEDS Kru haha

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>>220847621
toby look at this

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>>220847639

>>220847638
fuck yeah

>>220847644
ktieitt

Mousey has a speech impediment?

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>>220847639

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>>220847661
>click the link
No.

if theres a zombie apocalypse ima start biting people

need my own incelcrib

Someone posted a screenshot of a mousey post from 2021 and he was noticeably more clear and less mentally ill. Genuinely made me feel sad.

w9k pawasite

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>>220847619
how long?
>>220847645
because im a man of culture and fine taste

>>220847683
i'll be suckin all the zombie dicks

>>220847641
>>220847644
>>220847649

I am in control of this place. I am because I have said so and because I am good for it, and there is not a thing you - or them - can do about it. you are also seething about the shit that makes me worse because you dont understand that our flaws make us human (unless you are subhuman), and thats what makes us lovable. I hope that you (yes you) fix it and figure it out to go love yourself, but fuck off, this is not about you

>>220847702
just asking a question

supposed to go out today, waiting for the call, then I'll go out, if not I'll stay in

>>220847695
>genuinely
wasnt going to respond to parasite gaslighting but you arent genuine because you are not a human being. tip: nobody gives a fuck about you if you arent the parasite by the way and you keep posting shit like this for 0

well done toby
a job well done

ultimately he did win

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>I am in control of this place.

any good music albums you'd like to recommend to your anonymous internet friend (me)?

i cant bleieve im rapping on a beat that said bbl
you talking about a nigga with a bbl boy you going to hell

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>>220847702

>>220847745
listen to brand new

im on team toby cause that nigga always wins

>>220847727
I am not the parasite

>>220847721
um

>>220847745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clsczmHXf9U

>>220847755
yeah?

every post i dont like is the parasite

>>220847745
Refused - shape of punk to come

ordered some new shorts

>>220846638

reminder to r*port the parasites posts, it is your civic duty to do that

the fact that they came out of the woodworks to shit up the thread, the spambot going into it (despite nothing else being about what they are replying to, because subhuman), proves that it is yet another one of the parasites long-standing personas (none of which get replies and just exist to shit up the thread)


r*port the posts - if nothing else - because nobody comes here to see out-of-reality spambot posts that dont relate to anything that it is replying to and does not get replies ever, because it is low quality spam from a subhuman (spambot)
they can say what they want and cope how they like, but if you do your civic duty then my job has been done and the thread can become better, no matter what the subhuman says or wants, thinks, even feels, and that it doesnt matter because you can all go back to enjoying the thread without it, and its feelings dont matter

>>220847745
Enema of the State (1999)

>>220847721
>.ru
Eugene Kaspersky in his Lada Niva driving towards my house at 100mph

what set him off this time

w*powt the w9k pawasite

Shame we have to share the internet with actual insane people.

i get suspicious when i start feeling happy again as it usually precedes another disaster

toby, the mods do not visit this site anymore, otherwise you'd be banned right now, leave them alone

>>220847810
ktim, it not right

eating trout pate and listening to rush

>>220847773


the similarities between the Egypt posts and Mihai (another parasite persona) are too clear

and what happened this week (to the parasite), how it got BTFO, signifies a mental breakdown of it, and a broken spirit as is mihai and this new flag faggot avatar persona


for these reasons, it is obviously the parasite

reminder to do your civic duty and rape the parasite

how do i filter mousepaedo? hes very annoying

What's your letterboxd top 4?

>>220847809
I'm not insane I'm just a bit weird and unconventional