moebius edish
boomers out cutting their hedges and front gardens with loud industrial tools corr that's lush I love listening to that all day so I do
get the short form content watched
got a small willy
Watching early 2010's episodes of relocation relocation
Just WHO is biomass Andy???
yeah i'm just playing this game about carrying a small blonde barefoot child around but I'm not a paedophile though
>>220868289specifying she's blonde makes you sound a bit noncey yourself mate
dancing round the house to thishttps://youtu.be/1GmjXIar4pg
just played a gane where you shoot people guess it's time I enact a massacre
>>220868242retired bloke two doors down has always got the angle grinder going, drives me nuts
>>220868378tomothy jomes byrne
>>220868348why are boomers so fucking annoying bros
>>220868348A fucker is going outside with such a machine at 6 o'clock, escorted by the beautiful sounds of the trash collector vehicle, I wish I had anti-personell mines.
19 pullups toil complete
>>220868431wise lookin fella, as if he's about to give you a quest
>>220868431>It is not our policy to clash with the feline population, nor will we change such policy for petty reasons that don't serve our most intimate interests
poofreak in?
lads ive been turned into a massive shark with a black and decker drill bit for a nose send help before i tunnel straight to the nearest tesco meal deal
Emma Watson did a stinky.
>>220868011Just use ffmpeg or handbrake (ffmpeg)
Last chance for any lads in London to get arse-raped today, I will be heading home tomorrow
>>220868485Odd how this happens to you so frequently, gypsy curse probably. (Important to know that a gypsy curse is different than a pikey curse, the latter is just chlamydia)
Holidays abroad are a gigantic waste of money tbqh.Basically nobody earning below 100k should be wasting their money on them.>le hecking experiences brosEverywhere is the same now
>>220868522ummrers
>>220868544shut it
>>220868544you're a lonely incel aren't you
>>220868544who are you quoting?
>>220868544only women travel>that's not truewe live in a post truth society what matters is the sentiment
work won't let us do anything for St George's Day
>>220868544third eye welded shut
haven't been abroad since 2009
>>220868544Sounds like some weird poor cope. Where am I going to see fjords if not Norway?
>>220868564>>220868576Toastie Roasties >>220868572Trvth
My outfit looks so good today. I should be on a catwalk strutting my shit
Listening to Mr Scruff 5 hour live dj mix from Brighton sunday 23 may 2010
>>220868544they called him an incel but they didn't call him wrong
lauren alexis sex arse
>>220868595what do you need to see fjords for you a reindeer are you
>>220868600i'll take that as a yes you are a lonely incel.many such cases
>>220868625I might be, could be typing this with my big reindeer hooves right now
>>220868623incels are wrong about everything.
Worms, worms never changes
>>220868544Did you read that in a rightwing think-tank publication/bank journal?
>>220868608Walk on the corridors between fishery pools, make sure you have smeared some fishguts on you too.
>Sounds like some weird poor cope
Travelling to housemong's house with my Ruby Granger Arsehole-Obliterator-3000
>>220868600negative levels of faustian spirit, sad to see really
There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-millionParticles in the universe that we can observeYour mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerdYou wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're makingI'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl SaganAnd while it's true that my work is based on youI'm a super-computer, you're like a TI-82, ooh
>>220868689*launch a SAM missile at them*
>>220868703its a simple crabs in a bucket mentality that man bitter incel freaks have
>>220868689fuck me if the one on the left doesn't look exactly like this old ash tray I used to work with who was always banging on about going to Bali
>>220868687I'm a big lanklet at 6'3 but my conquest history is riddled with tiny little short girls. Love fucking a midge and having to contort myself to even be able to get near her tits while shagging. Love the pure rage on a shortlads face when they see us holding hands with massive height disparity, having the little lass have to look basically straight up to talk to me. Married a 5 footer, lush. Would absolutely destroy little Sabrina.
rorke fistpumping as he lands a perfect grenade throw from across the map right next to an enemy worm
are women capable of playing video games for enjoyment or is it all performative
ngl wish I were in Costa Del Sol
boiler inspection man: "you justed moving in then mate?"me who has lived here for 3 years: haha yeah
rorke guffawing as he shows his jet pack ability by neatly dropping a stick of dynamite on his enemy and flying to safety
>>220868755theyre just people man
ALA TOQUENA PARA RIA MACARENAE TOQUEL DEL PARAL PARARIA COSAGUENAALA TOQUENA PARA RIA MACARENAEEEEE MACARENA
is it okay for lightskin blacks to do blackface?
i swear it's been nonstop raining for like 10 days in a row here, and rorke will say climate change ain't real
love it when im the only player on my team with money and the jfs start going mental because i wont drop them anything haha
rorke sitting in his incel bedroom writing rorke posts on britleftypol crying in the waiting room of the std clinic after getting bad news
>Doctors and nurses have been ordered not to say ‘the early bird catches the worm’ and ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’, to avoid offending foreign patients.>The 17-page document says it is ‘crucial’ for doctors and nurses to use ‘considerate, inclusive’ language, claiming it will ‘lead to a healthier society’.Leftypol saying Britain has no culture. Leftypol saying any expression of British culture either idioms should be banned
>>220868801one of them el ninos innit
is it possible to be catholic if you're a perma virge? isnt it like betraying god who wants us to make babies
>>220868544This but unironicallyWas in deepest rural Indonesia and some kids started doing the six seven memeWhat's the fucking point anymore
>>220868755my sister plays video games without any of the attention seekingmostly stardew valley type shit but occasionally something less shit
>>220868830um
>>220868828join the priesthood easy done
>>220868544i enjoy traveling on the cheap, budget flights/over night trains/hostels even done a few flix bus journeysspent 2 months traveling europe and spent less than 6k
>>220868687Dont find her attractive at all
>>220868755most girls who play the sims won't do it for attention
>>220868755sisterbergs enjoy the odd bit of mario kart
wake up, its the bird of the month
>>220868850don't even have to be a priest to take a vow of celibacy i dont think
>>220868851Shouldn't really engage, this mong rolls out this routine once a week at least.
>>220868870reckon someone's taken one on my behalf
>>220868835how old is she
>>22086882812 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
rorke seeing little indonedian fellas do the 67 and angrily going over to teach them sepak takraw
>>220868887mid 30s
>>220868851hate hostels with a passion everyone talks about them being full of fit birds but its literally just middle aged chinese people and a few israeli slags
>>220868740>Married a 5 footer, lush.Corrr, she fit? Ever shag her up the fruit loop
>>220868876Kek what this big lad doin
almost time for test toil nervous a bit ain't i
>>220868851>>220868851Wow so you went to a few different cities and drank with other tourists for 2 months and spent almost £100 a day doing thatThat must have been a really eye opening experience for you?
>>220868906hotels are the same these days but with different chinese people
>>220868906one time I clicked >>>/trv/ by mistake and they were talking about how the worst of the worst people to share hostels with are brits and israeliscouldn't get a straight answer out of them beyond "when it happens, you'll know why". All very hush hush
>>220868907Yep and yep
>>220868899oh :/
knowing the right times to say "yeah" "spot on" "ahaha" and "wtf mad that" to the drunk fella talking shite in the pub is genuinely the most essential skill that a man can have
>>220868958Yeah
>>220868958I most definitely do not have this skill. Whenever I unleash my "yeah haha" I can see the penny drop behind their eyes, suddenly they realise "wait this lad isn't sound at all" and they know I'm pandering and placating them
>>220868760that just means you're very clean and tidy :)
>>220868958spot on
nice day out there, nice and sunny, but I won't be going out today as I went for a walk yesterday
just did two actual foot long poos. half a fucking metre of shit was inside me
4chan x broken for anyone
thats crazy
lost my willy again, must've fallen off on the bus
nearly ran over two cyclists today. only one was my fault
>>2208690104chan x more like never had sex
>>220868958ahaha*stubs cigarette*i bare need a piss mate so have a good night yeah?
>>220869019and it was a tandem as well
might walk down to the co op later and get a bakery roll :)
>>220869039summet to do innit. An outing
im gay
>>220869052yeah got to take breaks from incel digital hq every now and again
>>220868983>see the penny dropplease refrain from using this exclusionary language so we can avoid offending foreign posters
our 5 cent coin has a echidna on it
telling niggers that the beaches and rivers in Northern Australia are the best to swim in so they get mauled and eaten by crocodiles
>>220869079the new reform caandidate
>>220869087thats crazy
>>220869079That's braaaaazy
>caandidate
why do millennials dress like that
wish i were back on the morphine
>>220869087Wtf you get pokemon on your money that's so cool
>>220869100wonder how many biomass get filtered by our wildlife and beaches and stuff every year
>>220869117forgot your bradley
>>220868575yeah in the times of saints, they would when things got this bad go do something about it, and then they became saints
Cameldidate
Balatro is such an annoying game
>>220869100>>220869134they cant even swim in normal water so the crocs are redundant
>>220869156its fun
used to love watching that show about chinese tourists dying in the riptides on bondi beach
>>220869134not enough because i still see plenty of untermensch beastfolx infesting the streets everywhere i go
omdz bro rorke is such a bhenchod
>>220869167Not really, it's highly dependant on what jokers are given to you and even then a boss blind effect will just fuck over whatever you've managed to cobble together
*starts wagging my tail*
do you come from a land down underwhere beasatfolx go and drown in water is there water is the water down under I doubt there is in Australia
Short-form willy
Genuinely fucking hate smug christians as much as the other desert religions. A group absolutely deserving of being called goycattle.
was going to start playing dbd but apparently its a bullshit game which needs unofficial rules to make it fair so no i dont think ill be doing that
>>220869208ktim
>>220869180some of the cranium shapes you see in cities nowadays are madsometimes youll see a vantablack ape plucked right from the congolese rainforest with an actual xenomorph skull
>>220869217Wabbit
>>220868627>>220868647>>220868703>>220868775 (no youre not) >>220868647why did they get really nasty all of a sudden here? you know youre not welcome here, that 4chan is the place for incels. go outside or something instead of looking to pick on rorke every day because you arent satisfied with your life or hate your life because youre white anyways
17c on friday afternoonmight be mower weather
mouse in the house
>>220869239shut up
welp. don't know what I did wrong but the girl I really like has started to give really short replies and it has started to feel like an interview just to take to her. rip
>>220869101Kek
got a bit of a bad back today
leftypol doesnt care they just want to spread hate. it isnt about anything but hate, spreading hate, and shitting up places to be more like the shitholes. they will never stop +1 to the evidence that they wont. I feel sorry for you (inb4 "you think about me" yeah I do, youre a girl). "get help" as you say (for your white guilt, self-hating and being rude for no reason, and for not fucking off to Africa, having to come to places like 4chan where you dont belong after you fucked up in real life) anyone with a heart (not women then) would look at those posts they just made and feel bad about it. there was no reason
slicing my cock open lengthways with a razor blade like its a banana split
>>220869275Women innit
just got diagnosed with sudden arrhythmic death syndrome
i want to live in spore cell stage forever
>>220869275>welp>ripfuck off leftypol you soyboy faggot >>>gbtr >>220869300that isnt diagnosed it just happens, or you are warned about it (I have been warned about it by paramedics too)
cuties uohhh
>>220869227>xenomorph skulllmao so true! it's weird how there mouth juts forward and the back of their skull goes back. they look like they have big heads for big brains, yet they are dumb filthy nigger swine
just washed the bed sheets. bet you grotty incel vermin haven't done that in a while
>>220869275Fucking hate having to text women. Had an ex that would write fucking huge massive messages to me and want me to reply in kind, had to nip that in the bud. Now I'm married and we only text to exchange actual information or send animal gifs at each other, much better way of communication.
>>220869294https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision
>>220869311this is what every asian boy in his 20s looks kike to me
cumbunny
walls are so thin i can hear my neighbour sneezing. it not right
scarlet fire
>>220869346Could at least say bless you
>>220869345oh my~
can feel another sneeze coming on
>>220869227saw a couple of mental looking somali craniums the other day. quite literally like that simpsons episode where the baseball player drinks nerve tonic
>>220869337right well you can't say that word
>>220869363screaming
>>220869354nah she sneezes every single day. she's not blessed
Had sausage, egg and hash brown bap for breakfast and I'm absolutely starving already. What am I to do for luncheon?
>>220869336blimey
>>220869327months actually. in fact i just came on my quilt and now i'm gonna sleep in it
Walls are so thin I can hear my neighbour stroking it. Corr.
>>220869336ARGHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I OPENIN THE FIRST TAB
used to live next door to a gym couple and the woman had a massive arse and could sometimes hear them shagging and her moans were sexy as fuck
>>220869336fuck i'm so glad i'm European and parents didn't have my genitals mutilated
quite like the christians around my area they're all very middle class
looking up aboriginal willies
>>220869392hate it when that happens and i keep touching the wet spot where the cum was
>>220869327slept in a hoodie and two pairs of joggers the other day and woke up full of sweat and it smelled like buttermilk and salt cor. I think maybe it could be pussy/sex smell idk (it really activated the almonds). now I have smelled like deoderant for 2 days now ehe
aussies be like 'I live in wolongobarangadoo'
>>220869429the ciggie companies only do that because they're required to by law
>>220869470you definitely smell like a pussy, yeah
>>220869474I’ll fucking kill you
>>220869429Juice is worse than smoking. Too much sugar in that muck.
D O N C A S T E R ONCASTER
>>220869491bodied that nigger freak
just had what I call a summer wankthose kind of ecstatic wanks more common in summer where you don't get any post nut clarity and just lie there feeling contentedwell, time to shower
>>220869474there's a place called humbug scrub and I think that's just delightful
>>220869491watch out lads he's got a digeridoo aha
I would like to fuck Bridget Phillipson lads
>>220869505Hoers
French people: "juice is worse than smoking"
going on holiday to niggerhead rock
>>220869517
>>220869505based
>>220869474screamo
>>220869520scream
>>220869541bangaroo? don't mind if i doo!
>In August 2021, a large boulder at University of Wisconsin–Madison was removed after protests by students. The Black Student Union petitioned the university to remove the rock because it had once been described in a 1925 Wisconsin State Journal article as a "niggerhead."[12][13][14][15]
get shit on, AI
aussie threats be like ill fackin bap u over yer fackin clogger mate
cracking the atom in my arse
French niggas be like bonjour je suis charlie hebdo
>>220869584more along the lines of bashing cunts than bapping mates
Elechads keep winning
bridget phillipson nursing handjob
dialed back the wanking in the hope my erections return
aussies be like fack me sheila I'm freezin it's 60 degrees outside get the heating on
german mfs be like zis is not allowed
dogshit zinger power hour is it
i am a homo erectus
>>220869591>>220869598>>220869616>>220869627>>220869637>>220869647>>220869651>>220869658none of this was worth posting
>>220868942Lucky bastid, I am jealous, giz a little
Sir Niggerhead
>>220869651OH NEIN
>>220869651HOOTINGthey are like this
thrift shop really was a shit song
>>220869664all me btw
>on universal credit and personal independence payment>didnt need an interview for pip>dont need to see a work coach for UCBeing diagnosed with schizophrenia is probably the best thing to happen even though I don’t have it
>>220869674screeeeeeeeech
>>220869578this would probably be a big win for the niggerteam UConly because they can never build only destroy because over 100 years ago someone called the thing a nigger (they had to go 100 years back to find something to get offended about). good ob niggerteam union. so glad there is a union for nigger kids, we wouldnt want slavery to happen again or something. im sure if there were no niggerstatues then the unions would go do something useful like in Africa and all the things they are building (rather than destroying) without the white man holding them down with their big stones and cocks, more attractive features (not looking like a monkey), which makes all the blkkkbois seethe and clitty leak they sissy slave niggerboy clitty black excellence (this + starving to death because they cant do anything on their own) alt: someone who can put up with them and dont get obsessed over by niggers because theyre so handsome should go tell these niggers to get a grip, and laugh at them. they need to start getting laughed at when they do shit like this and its not up to me (I Hate Niggers)
>>220869336Why did they do it?
why did they make long cokewho did this
>>220869736wish they'd fuck off with this woke shite
>>220869736Cousins
>>220869708Grok type post
>>220869578leftypol needs to start mocking niggers for a million reasons why im not going to get into it, because do something yourself for once you fucking parasitesend them back to Africa not that leftyshit can ever fucking learn
>>220869708
>>220869700Do you suffer from any of the serious symptoms of schizophrenia?
based mousey if he was like this all day i wouldnt mind him so much
>>220869708EEEE MACARENA
>>220869752imagine a group of nigger howling monkeys in their DEI univeristy they are shitting up to go learn about gang weed, claiming reparations or how to read blacks law to claim to be a human being, sitting around in their union (a bunch of nigger minstrel heads doing it) cheering and hollering like monkeys really proud of theyself because they got a rock taken down because 101 years ago someone said it looks like they heads (to them, that is a big win). black insecurity btw
>>220869766Nope, they said I have it because I’m “withdrawn” socially but Im sure I have cptsd instead
rorke's baseball team
yt peppo are so insecureHOL UP. YALL SAYIN DEY CALLED THIS ROCK A NIGGER HEAD 101 YEARS AGO? SHIEEE. SOCIETY CANNOT FUNCTION WHILE THIS IS UP. AFTER THIS I FINNA DO SOME SHIT DOE
>>220869781scream
Can you compress grass cuttings into biofuel?
>>220869825don't do this it makes mustard gas
there are approximately 10 million slaves currently in africa.
The Irish were right about the anglos
corrr
once the niggerhead rock is dug up those students will be getting straight As and their nigger insecurities/fragility will be fixed, for sure this time guys by the way this is a big win and we should cheer this on and let them keep doing it, because its definitely not something that should be mocked >>220869839yeah they do it to theyselves more than anything else (white people actually stopped slavery but blacks only want gibs me dat) reminder that leftypol is not welcome here
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
sex sex
>>220869848do you not get bored of this kind of talk?
There's just too many people. 10 billion is just too much, one should be plenty
Toby is going full rorke on us
*snores loudly*Change the channel, Marge!
>>220869881dibs on being that one
>>220869881Those figures are fake as fuck
mousey will complain about /pol/shit and then post like this
um right then
>>220869839Would be FEWER if the uk didn't help destabilise Libya and boycotted Morocco fro imposing Apartheid and colonialism on the Sahrawi
>>220869866EEEEE MACARENA (Ah hai!)
in 1950 there were only 2 billion people in the world
poo from an arse
Don't like hearing americans say bruv
>>220868393holy shit this is ancient 4chan memecannot believe it's been almost 20 years since woll smoth
finished Assassin's Creed 2 today. even got the coveted Platinum Trophy
>>220869989Assassins creed brotherhood is better
>>220869989How about you finish talking sunshine?
yesterday someone made a post that said>nah bruv did he just like nah bruv that ain't it bruvjust want to say i went out for an incel walk and literally heard a black girl say something along those lines>nah bruv did she really nah bruv
>>220870001>I made a long racist post about it but I dont care enough to type it out again with my computer crashing therefucking scream
Imagine wanting attention this badly
>>220870001imagine how fucking long the original post was lmaoeven his computer was crashing out loool
thinking racist thoughts
mousey is such a character
>REVEALED: How the woman at centre of the Ched Evans 'rape' case has fled her home and family while the footballer's rebuilt his life and career...
get. them. sniffed.
>>220870013fuck that mean mick cunt?
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>>220870001you're posting on a site full of racists you dumb fucking bellend how about go spread your message somewhere else instead of preaching to the choir
Gonna do some noodles for lunch.
>>220870048Don’t care that she drank herself into oblivion. We have all made mistakes. They should have looked after her. Made sure she was safe. They didn’t.
Can someone explain whether it's autism or just mental retardation how every few weeks (sometimes months) someone gets an obsession with a particular picture (like >>220870049 for example, or the Ariana ones) and will spam it threadly over and over, until they move onto someone else.What's their end game? Why do we have to be witnesses to their fantasies and obsessions?
thinking this rock was moved to toby's gaff
with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns
>>220870049got a boner from this lol
>CCTV footage shows a boy dangling from the rear doors of a moving bus in Melbourne, Australia.>The boy, 12, was dragged approximately 350 metres down a suburban street in Wheelers Hill, after the back doors trapped his arm and school bag. screeching
>>220870105The Alysa feet pic has been posted by multiple anons, not every poster is the same person you mong
>>220870105it's their crush they are mentally still at the age where they get crushes on peoplenotice it's always ugly girls as well because it fits in more with thier fantasiesthat ice skater girl is a pimply ugly mid girl but all the incels think she's a 10 bbecause in their minds she's picking the loser over the chad
>>220870105
>>220870105Ariana tranny is the worst by far. If you think heatherpaedo is bad, Ariana tranny has been at this shit for over 10 years now. This place is just a fucking dumping ground for the mentally ill of society
screaming how alysia liu causes so many incel meltdowns
>NO YOU CANT POST IMAGES ON THE IMAGEBOARD IF I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
Just for the record, I'm not mentally ill like those other lotI'm just a bit of an autistic loner freak
>>220870150would take 1000 ariana tranny posts over a single heathermong post
just want to blast ropes on 18 year old girls faces and boobs and feet and vaginas
>>220870150>Ariana tranny has been at this shit for over 10 years now.WhatI don't remember ever seeing an Ariana Grande pic get posted before 2025
>>220870143>you mongsays the guy posting pictures of some bint's feet over and overyou are very intelligent!
go after a 10/10 you are a chuddy going out of your league (for example wanting virgins, but it is all about looks) go after a 6/10 and you are going for the ugly girl because it plays into your fantasies you are a bad person for being a virgin by the way
>>220870205ktim !
>>220868703Travelling on a jet to Italy is no "Faustian spirit"
>>220870192He’s Cornwall on redditflagsHe’s been here for 10 years with his various obsessionsTrannies, ariana grande, carly rae jepsen etc etc
feet
what the fuck is redditflags
>>220870212and stewing in the rorke chamber is righto
>>220870166>>220870213>>220870143rattled lmao think you realised how pathetic what you're doing is, but you won't stop
>>220870220shows your countyused to use it in 2017 me
being an estate agent must be grim
>>220870201Obviously not me you dickhead, maybe get your head out of the tiktok mentality and learn, again, that not every anon who posts a particular image is the same personThe Alysa pic is quite obviously multiple people given I remember an Australian and a German posting it frequently before
>>220870220ExtraflagsIt’s an extension that shows your county. The particularly dogshit posters use it
cornwall is such a slut
>>220870260>>220870260>>220870260
>>220870134i thought his body was going to be dragged on the concrete but he was actually safedriver was fired, not sure how it was his fault
>>220870232
>>220870233>>220870251GrimCheers lads
