the greatest poster edition
pooing
10pm already fucks sakefeels like i only just got off work
rorke and leftypol, at /brit/.
what would happen if you beat titchposter to itdo you think anyone has ever tried
>>220876129sacked tranny, his arse wide
>>220876096Nobody will believe me but I actually started this gimmick, loads of people actually listened to me and posted their Titchmarsh pics at 22:04 and for some reason a couple of anons kept it going lolMy claim to fame on this website x
should i brush my teeth tonight ladsthinking not
>>220876096dont understand it at all why
>>220876140prob has a script on the go
Tom Scott is trash now
>>220876158based titchposter
*walks towards you*
>>220876158Thanks for making one of my favourite random gimmicks lad
why aren't grapes called grapeberrys
remembering things ,,,
>>220876178kinda hot >oh nooo I ordered the microwave but I dont have any moneyyyy
>>220876201I look like this while outside.
gained about 6kg so far this year
>>220876202me 3 inches tall screaming "noooo!!! nooooo!!!!" before she steps on me and crushes me
>>220876158:D
>>220876193>>220876204Thanks lads x
>>220876227what da frick
>>220876214it's so over
>>220876192hes a nonce
>>220876230from mid 2024 to now I have gained about 8-9kg very weird
>>220876230Spcrimg
the little faggot he's a millionaire
>>220876214for me it's these
>>220876201cuuuuuute
>>220876308does this have a willardo or what?
>>220876308ruined by surgery
>>220876214polos went fucking woke
I'll invest all my money into lottery tickets tomorrow and if I don't win big I'll take my own life
>>220876289fucking hell that just gave me flashbacks
don't mind me, just having a little snack
>>220876289choked on these on no less than 2 separate occasionsfull on windpipe blockage
>>220876335what if you win back only the cost of the tickets?
when we went to turkey the gf made me put on her face suncream and it gave me the most terrible terrible acne evil creature she is
decided to brush my teeth
if you toil, just know your tax money is being put towards allowing him to spam tranndards all day
let's see her willy
>>220876363If it isn't enough to escape my incel freak life then I'll kms
>>220876350corr
i need to know what emmayank thinks about this
>>220876350
*makes bear noises*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oply9BPy6nU
>>220876419pack it in!!
>tfw no latex gf
>>220876419can't bear this
new 'top is coming tomorrow
need to sort out my networkminimum 2.5gig switches on everythingthese write speeds are simply not sustainable
>>220876467you're not allowed to post the 'tex before 9pm, we've been over this
latex gf on the filter list
>>220876472shut up you fucking geek!
>>220876467corr
>>220876479
wow a screenshot of a tweet amazing
>>220876467imagine if she farted in that and you just saw a big bubble slowly inflate in her arse corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
will be making my tea early today. hungry
it pie night
>>220876548but i'm not hungry at allplease delete this post!!
>>220876489yes im sure all these ultra-religious, ultraconservative, and ultra-traditional people all agree with Green values.leftypol falling for it yet again
>>220876544would rape the tits off that
>>220876479whatever discussions may or may not have occured WRT 'tex i wasn't privy to
Dont see how latex is more attractive than them simply being naked
>>220876467
>>220876571sorry i didn't take your feelings into account when making this. i am leaving it up as a testament to my ignorance
>>220876489when i think of a group of countries that respect the earth and nature, well, its south asia of course!
>>220876544elton needs to get on the dewormer
Mummy still cuts my hair
>>220876626pnr
>>220876626scrimbolbobobobobling
>>220876544why would you eat noodles off a plate
we built this city on rorke and roll
>>220876602lush oh it is lush
>>220876686would be funnier if you said "we built this thread" but you tried so here's a pity (you)
LIVERPOOL
>>220876686glad you said city instead of thread. it's funnier the way you did it
>>220876686it's "rock and roll" you retard
>>220876686don't like posts like thisreminds me of a few years ago when one of you ruined christmas and new year for me by posting "rorking around the /brit/mas sneed "
>>220876752
i CANNOT focus at toilbergsi want to be at home under my heated blanket x
suck my pixie dick ya chubby coon
>>220876778scraej
>>220876544pangpang noodles with dog bits
just remembered buck breaking
>>220876812sup mouldie, did you eat your fungus today?
>>220876489imagine the smell
>>220876778psianf
>>220876778pscr
>>220876834im more into mccain smiles
women fuck dogs
Listening to You'll Never Walk Alone - Captain Tom ft. Michael Ball
Has the memory gone?Are you feeling numb?
3am here, might do a nightwalk transitioning into a dawnwalk
>>220876467she asked for it judge, no man can resist that arse and sultry smirk
what does psianf even mean
>>220876808all shite
>>220876778SCROAR
>>220876865Your mum did then she produced a sissy bitch
hi
It was real. All of it.
>>220876877'poo screaming in a nigger's face'
>>220876778and of COURSE it was an aussie
>>220876866Captain Tom must be stripped of his knighthood due to his daughter's fraud in his name
>>220876899
>>220876894die
nth for the gyaldem
>>220876875its 5pm though
hate when i buy video games and then feel obliged to play them because i spent money but i can't really be arsed
>>220876899psianf
>>220876918you are brown
>>220876808I want to buy a flat in the Randolph Crescent areait lush x
over a $100mil budget for the elden ring movie appparently
Just who is Biomass Andy?
>>220876866This push to act as if the Liverpool FC anthem is somehow some nationally-beloved song that everyone listens to is one of the weirdest psyops I've ever seen.
why are the redditflag tranny posters all racisttheyre like bizarro leftypol
GWTD
welcome to the brit thread, we got troons and bames
poo seal screaming
enby dentist kept upping the anaesthetic so I'd drool on her more
Me? I'm binary
>>220876943>buygood luck
>>220876979I blame robson and jerome
>>220876989bc muslims hate LGBTQ and want us deadalso they stink of shit
>>220876956who can do him justice
>>220876989wronguns the lot of them
>>220877024i can do it
sony asking me to do age verification on an account i've had for longer than 18 years
Should I watch The Full Monty or Hero?
im not muslim but i also hate them and want them dead
been wondering why i'm so fucking bored all the time lately and i figure it's because i've quit drinking
>>220877020omd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo60chGHt9ochuune
>>220877023what about the blacks
>>220876989The mainstream ideology of 4chan these days is /pol/communism. Pro-LGBT, extremely homosexual, left-wing economics, third-worldism, black fetishism mixed with extreme anti-semitism and Hitler-worship.Gone are the days when this website purely advocated for the interests of White, first-world, heterosexual culture.
there are very few people I don't hate and want deadthere's like about 30-40 people
>>220877086>Gone are the days when this website purely advocated for the interests of White, first-world, heterosexual culture.was never the case alas
>>220877085they're not as bad but i still dont want them anywhere near me
I went swimming on the weekend with my gf and went for a sunday roast afterit fucking lush
>>220877045the online safety act is one of the worst pieces of legislation of all time
>>220877073ktimthe nights are just so long on sobertoil
Ok bye-
>>220877120ever *cough cough* you know.... *gestures to her bum and makes an upwards motion with my thumb*
>>220877024rorke
>>220877138ok bye
>>220877120FONT
>>220877120not been swimming in about 15 years. Fairly certain I'd sink like a stone having forgotten how
my berg intensely sniffing my other berg while he eats grass
my favourite brown person? amol rajanfunny little meerkat lookin fella
>>220877138
>>220877129i've heard it gets easier over time, i've only been dry slightly less than a month, howbout you?
>roadmen use to call eachother “slime”Im so glad roadman culture is dying
>>220877153why are you posting AI chinks
>amerideads
just smashed my bollocks with a ball peen hammer
>>220876994Need her to place nipple clamps on me and taser my balls while I tell her "thank you my goddess".
>>220877161
>>220877179about the sameshit myself in an uber home passed out in mid march after st patricks day drinks and thought i'd better cool off for a while
>>220877119ok but doesnt that conflict a bit with the tolerance and acceptance of the 2slgbtqiap+ community
>>220877206pscrianf
>>220876230>>220876274i lost 40 pounds this yearhad to cancel microsoft game pass
>>220877183it's pronounced silime, neek
>>220877213i've been blackout many times but never even come close to shitting myself. you must be a properly pathetic mess
more fool you... asshole!
>>220877251never been blackout my tolerance for drunk is a bit low but for blackout is very high
Trying a Dragon Soop for the first time. Blue rapsberry I think. Tastes like a diluted energy drink. Can't taste any alcohol
>>220877244it's not
>>220877244Idgaf you roadman piece of shit. I’d beat the fuck out of you that’s why you cunts carry knives
My plan is to lose weight than I can drink beer and the occasional takeaway without feeling bad about it
>>220877273you think? look at the can, you mong
going to have a shower nowx
>>2208772224chan trannies actually mostly love Muslims.Try it out, make a thread on /lgbt/ asking why they always simp for Islamic regimes. You'll be flooded with mostly replies calling you a "Jew", "Zionist", "hasbara" etc. They've completely bought into this myth that "Muslims aren't really homophobic/transphobic" and that it's all just Jewish lies apparently.
good evening
>>220877291lol this was me 10 years agostill check my belly regularly, weigh in every saturdayalways fat, always fat, always will be too fucking fat
im the best most chill drunk ever never made a fool of myself, everyone loves me, wish i could be drunk all the time because its just a better version of myself in every way
been watching golf videos all dayilluminati must be putting some sort of golf signal out
>>220877185think it's an AI philippino actually
>>220877273those things get me drunk really fast and make me anxious at the same timehad to pack them in
>>220877213never really bottomed out in any embarrassing way as i always did all my drinking at home by myself, just decided to quit so i can feel superior to people
Jewish niggas when they hear a penny drop
>>220877324have you tried eating less x
>>220877332afternoon timon the whiskies again?
rorke getting drunk off a VK
>>2208773152016mong logging in to simp for Israel again
white people done lost they gottdamn minds
>>220877360*fewer
saw the enby barista again today they cut their hair i dont like it
>>220876989i'm not racistnever made a racist post on /brit/ ever
>>220877291you simply cannot drink beer and maintain a healthy weight. 1 pint is 2 slices of toastt. knower
>>220877290neek all talk yh, come chat to me on roads dickhead *kmt*
>>220877226Timmy’s weakness
>>220877366Even if you hate Israel doesn't mean you need to adopt the opinion that "le Muslims are based and dindu nuffin wrong!" But 4chan commies seem incapable of not proceeding in that direction.
>>220876214used to love the farts you'd get from sugar free polos
>>220877361
Give me some of your weight lads. I need it.
>>220877394Not even once a week?
>>220877412shut your israelite ass up
>>220877226W wasian tings
>>220877427I’ll empty my balls for you how’s that
might get on the 'zempic
>>220877432Pipe down Abdullah.
was making a list of all the groups of people I don't like and realised I just hate people for stupid shit like being fat or balddunno why im so hateful, might need to pack that in
ffs I've caught yellow fever
>>220877459birdbones
right thats me been done
bought a raffaello easter egg today.it was reduced to 4 pounds in Tesco, down from 20 quid. At that price it could literally be made of shite
>>220877446I need more then a quarter of an ounce lad.
there's a man in my town who looks like a wizard and walks around all day. i call him the walking wizard
>>220877415 classy look tbf
>>220877430not even once a year
the egg sandwich as it were
>>220877517a random drunk guy walked up to me in the pub and said i look like a wizardstill dk wtf that means
off to the shop
>>220877469fat people are innately hateable. they're ugly, weak and insecuredon't beat yourself up for realising something every human being instinctively knows is the case
>>220877542don't like this image
>>220876994based toast water enjoyershe'd make such a cute wife
>>220877529sir elt prepping for a night out
>>220877539do you have a long white beard?
>>220877529get it toasted and it'll be peng as
>>220877517theres a jakey in Edinburgh who dresses up in a batman suit and goes around trying to steal peoples drinks
>>220877570nodont wear a cloak or a hat or anything weird either
Doing bogging farts
>>220877542>10 downing street please
saw janny tapping heatherpaedo within 5 minutes the past few dayshe must be quite angry about that
>>220877590idgi
>>220877153what gets me is why aren't girls like this too busy with men that love them to be doing dumb shit like this?make me thunk
boots thats my ego boost
>>220877415would have sex with unironically xif he showered, that is
Teams interview for an apprenticeship I am absolutely not qualified for in any way tomorrow lads. But I'm genuinely fucking desperate to get a job. Even though I don't want a job. Mental how the only thing stopping me from killing myself is it'd upset my mum.
£9.95, Dumbarton Scotland
>>220877626Peng
why don't britishers like mayonnaise >>220877626
anyone remember when james may made a giant house out of lego?
>a random drunk guy walked up to me in the pub and said i look like a wizard>still dk wtf that means
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PaW0elA4Eik
mmhmm
>>220877570got a long white cock x
I remember hearing about a British Woman who refused to pay taxes while Labour was in government, so she was charged twenty thousand pounds by the time Cameron won.
>>220877647Black Mirror was good for two seasons until the americans got a hold of it, missed the point entirely, and turned it into complete slop.
>>220877642We like it more than you do. You lot don't even put it on chips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50vvwTystA
*snaps fingers*Janny! he's back!
cunts here wot got job wot u do innit
tippytaps tomorrow
>>220877674aye that's true right enough but i was born in argentina and consume it copiously bit of an outlier me x
trying my hardest not to be raycist but the muslims and nigerians are making it hard
>>220877394of course you can, you just need to include it in your daily calories
>>220877694this and that
>>220877676Corr haven't had minted lamb chops in a while, might have to treat myself this weekend.
>>220877700indeed
>>220877710UM x
>>220877694forensic accountant
>>220877694i am an IT drone
>>220877642i love mayonaise
is it yankified to call it "ketchup" instead of "tomato sauce"?
>>220877694code ape
need women out of business
>>220877777shit get fuck you
ketchup... catsup... ketchup... catsup
>>220877734Looking at dead people's bank statements? >>220877738What sort of IT? I've got an interview for an IT cloud specialist apprenticeship tomorrow (the actual job will be service desk for a uni to the best of my knowledge). Shitting it if I'm honest. Anything I should say in particular to impress?
>>220877700what does this mean
>>220877761yeah it is and so is "can i get..." when ordering something
can't believe i never thought to use meal deal for just snacks before. might do that for toil lunch tomorrow. greggs meal deal for main, tesco meal deal for dessert. might get a mcdonalds special offer for starter
>>220877777She's right, that is repulsive. Men should trim their body hair to make it neat. Not shave it entirely.
>>220877776See, again, I don't know why IT people put themselves down, especially coders. If you can code as a job, you are smarter than at least half the population.
>>220877542name?
>>220877777having shaved pubes feels really nice and is better for both wanking and sex (girls agree in my experience)
getting on PIP for my mental healves so i can quit my boring depressing job
foid rage over pragmata is the current thing
>>220877710this is avatarposting
>>220877793You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>220877815can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dirish neeks blabbering about "yankified" language being usedmy nigga there are tens of millions of subsaharans who have invented their own form of pidgin English and the white youth use that over American English
Happy birthday to Sir Adolf Hitler. The Great One.
japs really be making their food into a little animal face before they eat it
>>220877846I'm still waiting to hear back from them, think the cunts silently disposed of my application.
>>220877880
>>220877800i'm pretty specialised now but started off in service desk on minimum wage, wish i had more advice i could offer you but i think i only got hired because i can type well and don't sound like a mong
>>220877829It's more the subservience to the "product team"
>>220877777really do act like cats, but without the cuddliness...
Paying a japanese fella to slice my penis into millions of tiny pieces
why are women such excessive consumers
right well
>>220877777checked
>>220877848>pragmataGreat game, but the unironic literal pedophiles on /v/ that show up in every thread need to be killed.
>>220877832lola gatsby
my mandela effect is that i'm pretty sure he actually said "fried with rice"
right
>>220877880delusional retard who sullied the reputation of nationalism for all time
normie culture is like ewww i have chlamydia and mummy is going to benidorm next week
>>220877951>>220877951>>220877951
aff tae toil
>>220877161the right berg looks a little bit unusualdont see many like thatis it just a weird tortie colour
>>220877761I'm a yank and I call it ketchup. What does your nan call it?
>>220877928>racismyeah f*ing hilarious huhloser
>>220877991happy bday xoxo
