glass of water edition
>>220879542the bastard is half empty
https://youtu.be/t1uAgWEjYak
>>220879527probably
>>220879245>won the culture war, won the demographic war,These two are literally incompatible thoughever. Muslims and Africans will eventually end up reversing all the gains made towards gay and transgender rights.
>>220879542yay half full. 50% of the glass still to enjoy
>>220879542It's not a glass of water it's a glass with water.Glass and water are two distinct things. You can't make glass out of water
i would vote for reform if they stopped standing nigerian and pakistani nationals and started standing cute japanese and korean girlsno issue with mass immigration so long as they're all east asian ladies you see x
>>220879558half full
got a 2:1 in owning the libs at the university of triggernometry
feels good to be a winna
>>220879564>I'm not an object you pig
So many of our problems could be fixed by properly funding public education.
>>220879583its the rebranded tory partyboriswaversyou want restore, that's what you want
>>220879602execution works too
fucking my own armpit
diddy was lowkey somali
i want to give up the gym toil but i'm not gonna
>>220879602So many short children could be made taller by properly funding basketball.
>>220879542What a waste of glassSomeone should cut the top off so it fits the water better
>>220879631
>>220879608Restore has literally zero chance of winning. Vote Restore and you get a Labour/Green coalition in 2029 which will implement the following policies:https://greenparty.org.uk/about/our-manifesto/a-fairer-greener-welcome/>An end to the hostile environment.>An end to the minimum income requirements for spouses of those holding work visas.>Safe routes to sanctuary for those fleeing persecution.>The dysfunctional Home Office to be replaced with a new Department of Migration, separating this function from the criminal justice system.>An end to immigration detention for all migrants unless they are a danger to public safety.>Abolition of the ‘no recourse to public funds’ condition that exacerbates social, economic, and racial inequalities.>Those seeking asylum and protection to be permitted to work while their application is being decided.
>>220879613sexo
bastids
>>220879656As opposed to voting Reform who'll implement the same policies but slower
copious amounts of poo
>>220879656we hear you the first time fuck nigga you don't need to post this every day
The uk is destined to be a totalitarian shithole
>>220879668fuck is their problem?
harry potter and the bro tier sikhs
>>220879656still got three yearsi believe in hope and goodness and believe that restore will usurp reform (and the husk of cons) as the mainstream right party because nige wont do shit
japanese rorke writing 何処 instead of どこ
Rorke potter and the brown biomass
Even if Restore by some miracle managed to win a majority, the Blairite civil service will simply never allow them to implement their policies.Country's finished.
never voted never will
>>220879706don't know what this means and I can't be arsed translating it
teddy rorkekins
stuck to my diet today award
>>220879739where do we go if we have no family elsewhere
>>220879756good work ladx
>>220879756whats the diet?
>>220879700Lowe has virtually no appeal outside of online zoomersMeanwhile even hard-right boomers who would usually hate the shite Farage has been doing still stick by him because they think he has a better chance and they just don't pay attention to the political discourse and still have that UKIP-era image of him in their heads
>>220879763same as the rest of us, straight to hell
>>220879706If I were a Japanese rorke I'd be ranting every day about English loan wordsno more terebi, no more toiret, naisu body? no! GAIJIN OUT
>>220879676>As opposed to voting Reform who'll implement the same policies but slowerUtter lies.The Green Party themselves in their internal memos estimate that their own policies, if implemented, would result in approximately 3.5-5 million immigrants a year.All this while also limiting house building to 150,000 a year. Not that house numbers will be the biggest issue if we're getting roughly 4 million third worlders entering the country each year.If the Greens gain power Britain as a nation will cease to exist.
Got pooscreaming last night, barely slept and suffered through a full day of toil. Struggling to stay awake boys, so tired but I'll wake up at stupid o clock if I sleep now
*sets rorke and leftypol up on a blind date using only the cleverly worded things they have in common via the horseshoe theory and they are head over heels and excited*
Poor fella
evening girls gays and theys xanyone got a disco darling vinyl they're willing to part with?
>>220879789Should be illegal
>>220879763Australia... home
>>220879789How does he know the word "mama" if he doesn't have one? Bit odd that.
>>220879789bruh...
>>220879789genuinely depressing
>This country's being ruined by immigrants!>I know, I'll immigrate to an outer suburban new build development on a desert continent
>>220879809We aren't blank slates, no matter how much positivists insist on it.
>>220879779>Lowe has virtually no appeal outside of online zoomersAnd even then, there's a split looming on the horizon due to Restore's views on foreign policy, which are largely in line with Reform's.Restore's official Twitter account put out a call to proscribe the IRGC as a terrorist organisation last week. The replies were full of their own supporters calling them Zionists and controlled by Israel, etc etc.
>>220879827I’d live in a bog as long as there were only white people there. Wouldn’t be a bog for long either.
day 7 of the cut. easy peasy
>>220879784>Utter lies.Reform are full of Boris ToriesThe same Tories who promised after each election that they'll restrict immigration only to increase it tenfold You are genuinely a fool if you think Reform will follow through on their immigration promises with the likes of Jenrick and Zahawi in charge (even Farage can't be consistent and keeps flip-flopping between "it's impossible" to "we'll deport all illegals")
just finished the irishman. what was frank supposed to do he was backed into a corner
>>220879792hello, I'm just browsing discogs
>>220879827Australians are British
im playing Big Ambitions
Any fat cunts in unwilling to stop eating shite
>>220879827mind if I come aus? got low vitamin d
*sharts shaking violently*
>>220879827LET ME IN CUNT
you do not have a right to your opinion
>>220879862bunch of scalper pricks on there
>>220879868Shut your mouth roundeyes
>>220879860The real frank sheeran lied about most of the things in the movie
>>220879890just a fact
my new life awaits me in some boring Australian suburb
my new teeth await me in turkiye
on a hot day:mate: oh it is boiling isn't itme: nah its alrightmate: no it's proper boiling isn't itme: im the watched potmate: ???me: im never boilingmate: bomboclat
>>220879656dc;vrb
Post the camel rider image again i need it
>>220879879no, fuck off
It is sad about Spurs.
girls with braces
when last did any of you have a wimpy
>>220879946it'd be fucking freezing up there with wind chill
>>220879945makes me happy actually
do you all just post the same things every day or what
girls with braces in school uniforms at exactly the age of consent within the UK
and then he gets a boner
>um actually it's turkiye and kiev now>no germany isn't deutschland because reasons
>>220879789not really what happens in the video but go off rorke
>>220879888True, but I found two stores in Thessaloniki that have reasonable prices and I'm picking things to buy next time I visit. I bought this during Easter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjtmV1t6q812 euro mint
>>220879962about 20 years ago
got my photo for my drivers licence taken hoping i wouldn't look too fat in it, received it in the post yesterday and lo and behold not only do i look fat, my eyes look red and puffy like i'd been crying for some reason
220879972220879978
>>220879971err yeah basicallyfeels good to have a routine
>>220879971doing a poo
BRITISH GIRLS WITH BUCK TEETH HNNNNNGGGGGGGespecially when they think they laugh ugly and are insecure about it but its actually the cutest thing ever. I want a british bunny tooth gf so fucking bad its unreal
>>220879946think this might be AI
Camping with Steve
smile oh so handsome
>>220879962never had one
>>220879971I mostly alternate between bizarre stream of conscious stuff and blogposting about experiences with female colleagues
>>220879859Reform's stances on immigrants are getting stronger as time goes on, not weaker. Compare the policies they've announced recently to the relatively limp-wristed stuff they were coming out with at the 2024 election.If Reform don't fulfill their obligations after winning in 2029, they can be turfed out and replaced with a further-right party that will do the job better. But if Labour/Greens win (and the Greens are really the bigger danger there considering their rising poll numbers), we are fucked beyond belief. No way back as the demographics will very rapidly turn against us in a matter of just a couple of years.Remember that no matter how bad you think shit is in Britain right now, it's all happening while White Britons are still the overwhelming majority. It can get a lot worse.
absolutely car mogged some dickhead my age at the lights but then again he had a girlfriend in his passenger seat so I guess he’s the real winner
>>220880020I melt
so this is leftypol
It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!
>>220880024For me it's the blot outdoors show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpZh-e3tyn4
someone's bloody hacked me computermouse keeps moving to the search bar and typing about the gay porn
has brendan fraser done anything since the whale (2022)?
>>220880052shut the fuck up you've posted the same shit one million times do you think we haven't heard it alreadyshut up shut up shut up!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS
>>220880053yeah but she probably got a severe ick watching him get beaten off the line
dude WEED lmao
fuckin elmy poor spurss...my hart cant take it!!
>>220880085have you?
>>220880020iam in love
>>220880085some korean or japanese movie
>>220880052>Reform's stances on immigrants are getting stronger as time goes on, not weaker.Sure mateThey never said this about the Tories>>220880052>If Reform don't fulfill their obligations after winning in 2029, they can be turfed out and replaced with a further-right party that will do the job better.It's way too late for thatIf Reform don't fulfill their obligations, the electorate will switch to the other extreme and bring in the Greens, they won't go for another flavour of right-wing
>>220880052
>>220880078naga munchetty sex arse
>>220880112yeah quite a bit more than the previous 4 years actually, got my drivers licence and had a job for a while even
why would a non brit be attracted to british women unless they fetishise ugliness or whores
>>220879962my dad got food poisoning from a wimpy in cape town in 2011never had one again
>>220879981Nibba postin this from Londonderryderry
Feel sick
>>220880020once had a date with a bird who was genuinely stunningly fit with her mouth closed but when she opened her mouth had these brown and yellow twisted monstrosities poking out of her gums it was rank. she tried to kiss me at the end of the night and i had to back away and turn my head cos her gob was such a state.
>>220880085yeah he was in Rental Family (2025)
>>220880109I remember my cousin showing me SM 1 and 2 when I was a wee lad and I just pissed meself laughing
>>220880079That would be me
>>220880121I just genuinely want to know what your plan is. Do you think Restore can win a majority in 2029? If so, what is the path towards that?My view is that if Reform fails in 2029 then we've lost the chance to replace the Tories as the "default right-wing party" and they'll just haemorrhage voters back to them.
CAM ON WEST HAM. SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
CAM ON PALACE (please for the love of god please)
nothing to smile about in my life
>>220880127mad how he literally bought the Reform partylike there's no two ways about it, he literally showed up with £100k out of nowhere then was suddenly made chairman and co-owner, utterly bizarre, you'd know Farage would be making a big stink if any other party did this shit
>>220880183>>220880184two sides of the same nigga
>>220880183>>220880184
Watching Mousey's WrestleMania 42 review on Patreon. 6 entertaining hours and I can't even stand wrestling!
>>220880143i really shouldn't throw stones while living in a glass house myself. good for getting your license. got mine but haven't driven since lol.
mad how you could spend your whole life working your arse off trying to achieve things and then your body could just randomly be like "hahaha nope" and give you cancer and you'll be dead within a year
>>220880183>>220880184Enjoyed this
>>220879971got a problem with that mate?
>>220880183>>220880184woah
>>220880214That's why I'm a neet
mouse merch
>>220880181>Do you think Restore can win a majority in 2029?No, but they could feasibly win a share of seats that forces Reform to pull their finger out, but considering Farage and co's reaction to Restore is to just go further left, that's only an extreme best case scenario
>>220880183West Ham fan>>220880184Spurs fan
>>220880183>>220880184same second is crazy
>>220880085He's Ike in the upcoming fillum about how the Met Office saved D-Day
man posts one thing on his PC and then the other thing on his phone. that's how he managed that
>>220880214you could just have a stroke one day and lose the ability to talk or walk
@220880183@220880184one on IP, one on mobile datanot impressed *yawn*
>>220880238well your face will be red when you live to be 100 and look back and regret never achieving anything
got boards of canada on
yeah well done sherlock
>>220880183>>220880184How the FUCK did this happen then?
>>220880271Tell your mates. Not us
>>220880144South Koreans and Japs love Brits for some reason.>>220880214actually mentalChain smoking drug addicted sodomites living to 80 with no major health conditions while a 16 year old athlete just has a hearters on the field and dies
>>220880214That's why you should move and do exercise, I'm buy a back hyperextention in a few days.
>>220880214exactly, the universe makes no sense and there is no reason or logic to any of it, everything you have ever done could disappear and be destroyed at any timeand that is why I still live
>>220880257most UK mobile networks are rangebanned
crispy tacos sound like they'd be shite 2bh
>>220880183>>220880184>20:12:02
why are you talking so definitively when so much can change in three years
>>220880271did you hear their new release
i hope they have gluee vinyl at HMV this week ^-^
mad how that shit joke has only one reply and it was posted exactly a minute after
I desire sex
>>220880243>No, but they could feasibly win a share of seats that forces Reform to pull their finger out,Which would mean Reform don't win, which means almost certainly get the Greens in government in some form (even if only as a coalition), which means we're giga-fucked.Again, what is the plan here? Do you think we have time to waste waiting for Restore to slowly build up their support? And all this is presuming Lowe doesn't eventually do something that triggers the Twitter right and makes them call him a "traitor". Remember all the people shilling for Restore now were all-aboard the Farage train just 1 or 2 years ago. These people are known for purity-spiralling.
you lot would've loved 190
>>220880309asked HMV worker if they had disco darling he said sorry dont know what that is then laughed at me when i told him it's carly rae jepsen
hate being alone but also too scared to do anything alone
>>220880310which one
>>220880286I’m on EE it isn’t
>>220880271I always confuse them with Missions of Burma for some reason
Just to prove I wasn't samefaggingI'm the spurs fan btw. Can't believe someone posted the same time as me about the same thing
>>220880280>South Koreans and Japs love Brits for some reason.They just love white people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ilFC2_kk2I
>>220880279your my mate
reckon the spider on the wall in my bathroom thinks im a god
>>220880295if they're not crispy they're a quesadilla igmexicans have absolutely bamboozled the world by dressing up one dish in 15 different ways and passing it off as cuisine
Find me on rape-my-arse.com: username MassiveArseRapist456
>>220880348your one
>>220880352>I'm the spurs fan btwBe honest, are you Jewish?
>>220880341how so
all london webcams are offline
>>220880345did he spit on youwas he wearing boots
young rorke solemnly reminding his younger brother, who is celebrating that the antelope escaped the lion on the attenborough documentary, that the lion will starve to death if he doesn't catch any prey to eat
>>220880385Haha did you like that gif sexy boy
>>220880367the mighty huntsman quakes in fear as i enter armed with a katana
>>220880395no & not surethe fit enby barista got their hair cut now theyre not so fit anymoresad
>>220880384Culturally, not ethnically
>>220880314>which means almost certainly get the Greens in government in some form (even if only as a coalition), which means we're giga-fucked.No?If Reform and Restore get a total of 326+ seats, why the fuck would we get a Green government?
posting on phone and I notice that the house schizo is back
>>220879789baby rorkedoo doo doo doo doo doo
looking forward to david attenborough being posthumously outed as being a total sexcase wrongun
Actually fucking mental how good of a video game Portal 2 is. It's too lush.
yes nigga. im black.
Why are all the 'positive male role models' Deanos?
>>220880404NOspoiders are our freinds
credit score got me on the ropes
yes nigga i'm top dog
I can't believe that Diego posted an official statement on Spurs >>220796586
>>220880453whoapart from gymskin
Tried explaining Restore Britain to my boomer dad and he said he's never heard of Rupert Lowe
>>220880473"we at /brit/" aura
>>220880485umm dunno actuallly
I spend every waking moment looking at a screen
>>220880423>If Reform and Restore get a total of 326+ seatsThis wouldn't happen because Restore are competing for the same pool of voters as Reform.If Restore rise significantly in the polls, you're going to see a scenario where absolute shit tons of seats have a combined Reform + Restore majority, but the Greens or Labour win instead because neither right-wing party had enough by themselves to get to #1. Only way that'd be avoided is an electoral pact, which I see as unlikely because Restore voters are suicidally committed to this idea that Reform are "just as bad as Labour/Tories".
life sucks and we should all just kill ourselves
>>220879739CWJGKE
>>220880503That can't be good for you. Try going a walk for at least an hour without your phone
can't wait to get home and rape a beer
>>220880519Why should II'll do what I want
remember when You first released and you had bints thirsting over Joe and wanting him to put them in his cage
aff tae bed
just walked outside and got my limbs torn off by a large grizzly bear ffs
>>220880497Some Asian girls are quite charming and have this cheerful innocence, too bad I don't find them attractive
right ive just done a pump and its a lot smellier than it should beand ive had a large glass of wine alreadyi think the theory that alcohol gives you bad gas may be confirmedmy paper will be submitted to nature in the coming days
>>220880528Fine, enjoy you blood clots
Rorke suddenly getting turned on to preferential voting
>>220880514?
Egypt back in the filter list
>>220880312this is what sisters and mums are for
the Jews broke rorkes weak white mind
(8) i'm always happy cosi only do what i want (8)
fuck it going shop for some shite, you want anything?
>>220880527Fares is that you?
programming in haskell
>>220880497based bucktooth lass shooting her shot
>>220880583bag of crispy m&ms mars ice creamchocolate yazoo (or banana yazoo)
>>220880583big dildo
>>220880580why is your hair so curly then
https://voca.ro/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>220880504>is an electoral pact, which I see as unlikely because Restore voters are suicidally committed to this idea that Reform are "just as bad as Labour/Tories".Reform is controlled opposition by the Jews out of fear that the Jewish world might be opposed
now Gary's eating in someone's housegood news for you Mouse x fire up the kettle and get a large Pot in case he pops around
>>220880583box of shapes you legend
>>220880583wintry watermelon velo
>>220880614will not be clicking but i assume this is /brit/ team
Reform have said they'll change to a PR system so either way Greens are getting in
>>220880539what the hell is that
>>220880617Restore is also pro-Israel. So who will you be voting for instead?
>>220880614Had this stuck in my head yesterday
got the only fools and horses on
>>220880637top dog
>>220880638Whoever deports English people back to England
>>220880583yeah, i want you to arrive home safe and sound <3
>>220880641This is our mantra. This is our moment.
>>220880504Why do you think a party whose leader has said they don't give a shit about demographics because he'll be dead by the time whites are a minority will somehow fix the demographic problem
>>220880614
For me? It's the National Rebirth Party.For the National Socialist Revolution!
>>220880650Rodney you plonker!Don't call me a plonker you fkn wnkr
what gives you the right to vote anyhow?
>>220880635>Reform have said they'll change to a PR systemIt's blatant bullshit. If Reform win a majority on FPTP there is no way they back out of that system. They'll pretend they never said anything about PR, or just kick the can down the road til people forget.
>>220880659scr
>>220880637my dog (real)
>>220880679Unc's shit himself again!
>>220880689SEXOOOO
>>220880657im TOP DAWG
>>220880689feel bad for the japanese, they alone have to worry, no one else does
that little faggot got his own jet airplane
>>220880665Well sorry to break the news, but I don't think you're English
Cleaning my bellend with bleach
>>220880650Spaino was in a few episodes of that
>>220880672Why do you think a party with a maximum recorded support of something like 2 or 3% nationally can somehow become a majority government in just 3 years?
>>220880689ok would
I am all business all the time
>>220880732That's where the NSDAP was in 1928
>>220880701u m
preppy with a touch of street
ethnics be like 'we have this thing in our culture where family members meet and share food and drink together, you white people couldn't possibly comprehend it'
TFI Friday is back and it's actually good ok
installed extraflags so i can filter some cretins
Want to die
>>220880732Bro hasn't heard of Adolf Hitler
>>220880777wasn't good first time around(it wasn't, sorry)
>>220880727imagine i replied to this with "Rorke's fit"
>>220880752We do not have the same electoral system as Weimar Germany did, nor are we in the same position in regards to economic decline or political radicalism.
>>220880689future JAV idol
>>220880734
>>220880793>sorryapology accepted
veer pizza maybe next time, I forgot. it tasted good though
>>220880823Done him
>>220880798>nor are we in the same position in regards to economic decline or political radicalism.lol
>>220880823no problem, matewe've all got our opinions, its just best to be polite and respect others as well
>>220880732Strawman
>>220880786Bro thinks Rupert Lowe is Adolf Hitler.Bro will suddenly declare Lowe a "traitor" in 2027 when he says something supportive of Israel, and will go support a party somehow even lower in the polls.
>>220880857>Bro thinks Rupert Lowe is Adolf Hitler.god i wish
>We regret that Coopers has ended all live streams after abuse from a web forum was it you lot!!!
>>220880777original run was pure kino because it was edgy, rude and felt slightly unscripted, plus the guests felt at ease to be themselves. New one will be sterile, neutered, carefully rehearsed and with guests on their best behaviour so they don't get cancelled
>>220880821
>>220880883probably those vile cunts on ebaumsworldstarmer has to step in and stop them
TND is a moderate political position.
>>220880883nah probably those pieces of work on funnyjunk pal
rorke dain the new aye
that's white people done then
>>220880883not a web forum, are we?
Many people can’t comprehend how great everything would have been if Hitler had won the war.
fre shavocado!
>>220880959new
>>220880883probably not referring to /brit/ but definitely one of the other freak forums that heatherfungus inhabits
>>220880958we'd all be speaking German I hear
>>220880883Not even true, why lie?They were live two hours ago
>>220880958hitler would just start a new war as the entire german economy was dependant on it
>>220880994And no longer
