spicy-edition
>>220880552racist
2nd for livvie :3
baltic niggas cant handle they spices
>>220880552why burrito niggas drawing themselves like goku
>>220880685goku is their national hero
>>220880685thats a gyro, isnt it?
>>220880756i think the pearson who drew this is a tacx-americanx
listening to art blakey
This is what America will look like when I win
I'm owed a Californian asian gf
>>220880902I want to live in the mormon theocracy
which east coast hip hop album hits the hardest, my cummies
>>220880926Moonman
>>22088092636 chambers, obviously
Rap more like cRap!
The mass shooting in Louisiana, 7 of 8 of the children killed were the shooter's own children
I'm juicy as fuck
>>220880947mmmmmmm cream
>>220881003for me, its clan in da front
its raining cumbums
>>220880972They're black so it will get 0 media attention
>>220880926check out so it goes by ratking, they're not together anymore but it's pretty good.
>>220881055
>>220880926freddie foxxx crazy like a foxxx
>>220881104It's the biggest story today.
i miss the old /int/
>>220881242>do americans really?I don't
Got a gay ass eye infection.
dis nigga got pinkeye
Eye infection faggots be like>Uhh I like penises and sniffing nigger farts
>>220881255But we still get threads like that. Worded differently but the intention is still the same.
>>220881313Ate abigail shapiro's ass and woke up like this
>>220880972So that's a family annihilation
>>220881428based
>>220881242same it was a lot more fun
why do sites keep making their UI more cumbersome and time consuming when nobody complained about them before?its maddening
I came on Jason’s face(A picture on my phone screen)
> The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.freeze peach is dead
>>220881583BasedDeath penalty for Jones
>>220881583>Being a malicious lying asshole has consequences Good.
What is a "zanichi indian"?
>>220881817 a pakistani
leaf cat
>>220881971mashillah he will be cooked into a stew
>>220881971Pet that lil bastard
>>220880552pic unrelated
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>220881971give it a wheel barrel ride
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>>220882068croikey
>>220882076
>>220881971Does this cat speak French?
>>220882130
>>220882148divided by landunited by covfefe
>>220880552>tfw DBZ ends and you have to get a job in the service industryvegeta had a rough life
m'dih lea (my dick is leaking)
>vejobber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euaMpRWNqu4
>>220882377thanks anon i needed this one
ive been trying to figure out the costs of travel vaccines at kaiser and ive been at it on the phone for like an hour nowlike for fuck's sake i bet most people dont do this and just get hit with whatever bill they throw at em sympathy for nurses union my asshole
You guys wanna hear a joke?
>>220882546vaccine cost depends on whatever the insurance decides to bill it for. Sometimes you can be right there submitting it to go through and the claims will just get stuck in the process or sent to a resolution center and all you can do is wait for it to clear. Fucking hate adjucation, insurance companies are always such a fucking bitch and a half about everything even if youve had the prescription for years or already paid off your deductible
>>220882592sure
>>220882614Tell one then, haha
>>220882593yeah but travel vaccines i assume are out of pocket so kaiser should at least be able to tell me that much
>>220882626not funny
>>220882627they CAN be out of pocket if theyre not covered or the patient chooses to do so. Vaccine costs even when administered onsite at a pharmacy can vary from store to store or if the insurance company decides they dont want to cover it(usually happens with I think monkey pox or typhoid)
>>220882546why do you want to go to godless europe?
>>220882668He's getting hair plugs
>>220882668going to brazil and least need the yellow fever one probably get typhoid and chikungunya one as well
>>220882655This pwn brought to you by sweden >:)
>>220882690>chikungunyaFunny word
>>220882593Sounds like you hate freedom
>>220882715pipe down, latinx
>>220882702not a fun disease >>220882715shut up government nationalizing the hospital would make it so i couldnt even get it at all
Yesterday as I read my Bible I felt like crying when I read His word. Without Him, I would be lost. Do you guys ever feel this way?
>>220882738What do you expect me to post, a crass sexual innuendo in response or something?
>>220882738God is probably disappointed in me for seeing escorts and jerking off to porn
I would like to apologize to anyone who said the government is controlled by ZOG/Jews. I legitimately fell for the anti-Israel = anti-Semitism meme.The Iran conflict was the last straw for me.I don't like Jews anymore. They're a threat to the American way of life.
>>220882760What do you expect me to say? That your wife takes Muslim dick?>>220882774It's not too late to repent. Return to Him, anon.
>>220882700>American way of lifeand that is?
>>220882827>That your wife takes Muslim dick?Amen brother.
Beats sleeping away my 20s
>>220882834Aww you had me quoted and didn't realize *blushes*
/cum/ has been dead recently
DOO DII DOO DII DOO DII DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO AWAY(lets go away)DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Saw my postman today, I said thanks. I hope he knows that I actually appreciate him. Mail is a big part of my Tragic Backstory™ and I appreciate it coming on time.
>>220882879Not really
>>220882869i canuckpologize
>>220882738i'm athiest
Last time I went to Europe, everyone kept asking me about Trump or getting angry that I was American and brought up Iran or yelled at me about some political thing. What countries should I visit instead that aren't buckbroken?
>>220882977iran
>>220882947*reams the daylights out of you*
>>220882964How can you be atheist and confidently say you don't believe in anything? Do you not believe in morals?
>>220882977I visited in 2024 and no one did thatDid you visit within the past month?
>>220882977I had a german come up and poke me with a fork and start asking me about blumpf out of nowhere
>>220882801>American way of lifeand that is?
Tim Cucke leaving apple
>>220883016nothing is real
>>220883019Yes. Everyone was hostile and rude to me.>>220883034It's annoying. Everyone was rude and began confronting me telling me how much they hate Americans.
>>220883059And nothing to get hung about!Strawberry fields forever
You’re gonna literally make me fucking cum
>>220883078Which countries
>>220883058>new ceo is not a jeetthank god
>>220883046Getting fucked in the ass by Jesus
>>220883093Germany France and Italy
>>220883137
>>220883166Go to eastern Europe next time
There were also some hostels saying "No Americans" and I felt unwelcomed :/ Don't think I want to go anywhere in Europe again.
need shleep
>>220883166italians were super nice to meexcept those 2 cunts who stole my wallet
>>220883192That's so weird, I've never had anything like that happen to me in Europe.
>>220883192This never happened
In my dream last night, I went into my bathroom and looked in the mirror and I had big natural tits. Probably like F-Cups or something and I was wearing a bra. I took the bra off to see my tits, and they were huge and veiny, but more alarmingly, my right nipple was a dick, which got a boner. I had huge tits and one dick nipple. I’m not making this up. What does it mean, bros? Note: I am not trans.
>>220883215They were unpleasant, but Germans were terrible. All Germans wanted to do was talk about Trump and get mad
>>2208809266 Feet Deep - Gravediggazhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htG-RdIjk8A
>>220882889ROOOOOOOOOLLING STAAAAAAART!!!
>>220883287I want to fry SKY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>>220883250Why did this not happen with the many Germans I've met? I've been to Europe 5 times in the past 10 years and not once has anyone ever been rude to me for being American. A couple people politely asked about politics, but no one was hostile.I feel like you're either making this up for ragebait, or were being super rude and inciting these confrontations
Which is more stone cold and hard hitting?"I'm gonna knock your block off" or "I'm gonna knock you into next week"?
>>220883320neither
>>220883318I'll admit I got very defensive about the war
>>220883320Im gonna raise hell
>>220883335*cleans your clock**takes you to school**teaches you a thing or two*
>>220883341Oh, that explains it.
>>220883341So they weren't mean to you for being american, they were mean to you because you're opinions are garbage. Look, now I'm being mean to you too
>>220883369Hey you want a citizenship brother?
>>220883379Sure, but I need to finish my degree first
>>220883369If I'm asked for an opinion and I feel attacked, I'm not going to sit there and take it. I'm sorry you feel that way
I’m not bigging my chungus off, I’m Suckpenis O’Fag
>>220883420I'm going to repeat what I said. Iranians and middle eastern terror groups often hide weapons in civilian homes, under hospitals, and in large civilian locations so the person attacking looks like a bad person.
>>220883410Sorry for being mean, but I guess my opinions align more with the typical European so they like me more. But still, barely anyone even talked to me about politics. I was mostly in Eastern Europe though, go there next time, Slavs know all about having shit leaders so they don't throw judgement at Americans.
indelibulation of the pooberg confirmed
Not how it works playboy
>>220883534no thats israel
Throwback to a classic post>>214729392
>>220883549Throwback to you kissing me
>>220882879
>>220883549Throw that ass back baby
Throwback to a classic series of posts
>>220883584This bussy is political
No.
>>220883420They need to sacrifice school full of little girls to their demonic gods
>>220883584le epic
The 1999 face
>>220883610Apparently she's MAGA
Ella is sexy
GIVE HIM A BAN
>the1945 face
>>220883644So are most white people.
>>220883664
intaking edibles....NOW
>>220883664He has some nice hair no homo
>>220883670Not anymore
imagine still being MIGA at this point, lmao
It's fascinating how they're making all of these Resident Evil remakes with the gameplay and assets of Resident Evil Village, which was a great game, but it all feels like the same game due to that.
>>220883713I was just about to head out and buy some.
Italy and Spain have manlet incels too if it makes you feel any better
mexican pipo call limes green lemons
Mexicans call gays maricon
Hey
>>220883761done him
She's so hot
>>220883761Maricon means butterfly
Tonight the brave dwarves of Khazad Dum will follow their King into battle against the men of the Steward of Minas Tirith and his only remaining son Faramir.
>>220883791Most realistic portrayal of a woman besides Jenny from Forrest Gump or Scarlett O'Hara from Gone with the Wind
>>220883791reminder she did literally nothing wrong. Everyone but mac were in the asylum voluntarily
>>220883795>FaramirHe's based but his army doesn't stand a chance without Boromir's Chad aura
>Oldfag>Azumanga Daioh>Lucky Star>Something Awful>Newgrounds>2chan>Jibjab>IRC>Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny>Chuck Norris Facts>Epic fuckballs amazeballs awesomesauce>Doug Walker>Breadtube>Simspons pfp>Garfield says trans rights>"So Retro" pixels>Scott Pilgrim>Ron Paul 2008>Bernie 2016>Landfill indie (Strokes, Killers)>Boho hipster>Dean Scream>Very Cool and Good, Actually>The Discourse(TM)>Brainworms>The Straights>Mayos>Grifters>Ghouls>We were traumatized by Bush 9/11 Iraq Freedom Fries Racist Grandpa Jesus Camp 2008 Recession>Racism is the evilest thing EVER but only when white people do it>Chapo Trap House>Behind the Bastards>Amazing Atheist>Darth Cheney>Daily Show/Colbert>Legalize weed>Bring back Firefly>Having a normal one>Decent fucking human being>Shoving dorks into lockers>Post hog>Chuds>Hitler particles>Media literacy>Richard Dawkins>I Fucking Love Science
>>220883795Kill that bitchass Steward!
>Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinycertified hood classic. I still remember like 70% of the lyrics to this day
Remember how they railroaded Ron Paul's run, the establishment really hated him
>>220883806>Jenny from Forrest GumpEvil witch
>>220883814Hopefully you are right, he has cavalry though and im all on foot, so it will be interesting to see if they can smash through my lines. Faramir is leading a group of Knights of Minas Tirith
I love cumtown and oneyplays
>>220883828I'll do my best!
>>220883866never seen a single episode of either despite seeing the people of each in various stuff
>>220883817>>Media literacyI hate this term the most
>>220883864now post some of ure Warhammer stuff, I've already seen the LOTR & Hobbit movies, I know what all the stuff looks like.
>>220883817>no AVGNlist discarded
>>220883817>Newgrounds That's just classic early internet, how is it soy?>amazing atheistI know nothing about him besides the video of him pouring boiling water on his ballsack
>>220883817why are millennials so obnoxious about zoomers?
>giving a sharty autist (you)s
>>220883912Yall do the same thing
>>220883893I haven't painted any new Warhammer stuff ive been painting middle earth dwarfs instead. You've already seen most of my warhammer stuff I think
>>220883941we don't
>Jim Carey>WWF>DBZ>Naruto >PS2>Beyblades And so on and so forth
>>220883996ALL THE OTHER CHICKS WITH THE CRIMSON LIPS GO CLEVELAND ROCKSCLEVELAND ROCKS
>>220883980Yes y'all do
>>220883942the beard and face look really naturalistic, you're good at this
>>220883683phwoaaarluv a bit of tom jones
>>220883942Based iphone poster
why do some hate green texts still? its not just women. someone said i ruined the groupchat by having an android
>>220884055Thank you, I get lucky sometimes.
Do you think the IDF soldier will actually get punished? Netanyahu already condemned it.
>>220883864used to luv the way minas tirirh army looked so neat and regalguess they modelled on byzantine soldiers of eastern riman empire
Euphoria is the greatest show that I would never recommend watching
>>220884124That show sucks lol
How do we feel about thishttps://youtu.be/Xt4X4FvXk2A
I keep getting youtube shorts recommended to me where its old wwe stars doing interviews and I've realized theyre all just bitching about minor things or crying about small pranks or fight mishaps and THATS DISRESPECTFUL AND I CARRY A NAME AROUND HERE
>>220883791did she win owcar for diss
>>220884167Yes, she won an Oscar
>>220884124You should watch Cops but only the 90s episodes
>>220884124would shag sydneyummmzendaya actaully relly beautiful but not attracted sexually esp wiv her accent
>>220884122Yeah they look very cool, they are definitely one of the armies I am considering for a second army after I finish painting all my dwarves
I recommend Fall of Eagles (1974)
>>220884186cops is a great industrial noise rock / proto-sludge metal album by the swans from 1982, the same year as springsteen's nebraska where the song state trooper was partly inspired by noise rock band suicide
>>220884186>her accentRayciss
>>220884293>people will unironically tell you she's hot
Finna buy some apple stock and hold it for 20 years
I'm not sure if I should listen to the crazy reddit youtuber and fill my tank with gas or continue my chuddhist mantras
eating bagged salad
>>220884224Pretty sure that album is just called "Cop"
>>220884122>guess they modelled on byzantine soldiers of eastern riman empiremovie Gondor was way too goth for that, Byzantine armies were gaudily decked out in gold.
>>220884353Me last night
>>220884293-100000 aura for having no confidence in that stretched out purse to hold the itty bitty titty committee back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUbJQGqFoi0
>>220884366>goldI highly doubt thatGold is way too expensive and rare to be used for anything except ceremonial armor
>>220884358mhmm breddy sure its cops by the swans
>>220884380I meant the color!
>>220884380also quite soft isnt it
My mom brought me some pizza rolls. I'm trying not to grease up my keyboard. beep boop
I got them no gf blues lawd lawd
Just wanted to let you know that it is 30 minutes past midnight and I’m stuck on the toilet with massive diarrhea!!
>>220884520Smart mom420 is a right wing dogwhistle
>>220884505phwoargud post dissluv a good poobergization
Talk about the latest viral trend sensation that's sweeping the nation
I'm afraid to watch Freddy Got Fingered because I fear I've matured and grown out of that sort of humor
>>220884612Penis farting!
2 and a half hours of lifting weights per day
I wish I watched Freddy Got Fingered before I squandered my inheritance on a bag of jewels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwKNzCl_ZPY
Why do you guys want to see a dude named "Freddy" getting fingered
cholesterol is better but its still not good even though ive been lifting, i dont think theres anything i can do anymore except take cholesterol meds
I hate Gen X with a passion. They are so much fucking worse than zoomers or millennials, these losers do not get nearly enough hate. Every time I go to the office I have to listen to these overweight geriatrics jerk themselves off over whatever meme they saw that morning on some Gen X Humor Facebook page or talk about Star Wars/Jurassic park for the hundredth time.
>>220883507Iran's nuclear facilities are literally protected by the IAEA, because they have allowed the IAEA to inspect them and the IAEA officially marked them as non - weapon centersThis is in contrast with pissrael, Satan's chosen people, who >Have the 3rd biggest nuclear stockpile on earth, if not the biggest by now>Have barred the IAEA from inspecting their nuclear weapons facilities>Have literally built fake facilities as decoys for inspectors during the JFK era and many times otherwise>Have REFUSED to sign the nuclear non - proliferation treaty>Have threatened explicitly to use nuclear weapons against the most nations on the planet (all of them) I have no time to list all the other shit honestly
>>220884612Elle Gnarly
>Sacrifice and offering you did not desire— but my ears you have opened[c]— burnt offerings and sin offerings[d] you did not require.Then I said, “Here I am, I have come— it is written about me in the scroll
Ok so I get up from the toilet and there are fucking shit sprinkles on the lid.Like inside of the lid of the toilet that’s behind your back.How did my shit get flung up there and how did nothing get on my tshirt (luckily).Massive fucking ‘rrhea sesh.Good night now!!
>>220884649Tom Green was comedy gold
>>220884612Uhhh there's nothing really going on right now lol
>>220884757He was also massive for a few years. He married Drew Barrymore at his peak even
>>220884729I can't finish this shit. That's how shitty it is
>>220884686have you been eating low chilesterol diet?
>>220884612anything but the epstein files
>>220884729corr propa confusin dissis the phone infront of heror behind her
For troubles without number surround me; my sins have overtaken me, and I cannot see.They are more than the hairs of my head, and my heart fails within me. Be pleased to save me, Lord; come quickly, Lord, to help me.
>>220884814>my sins have overtaken me, and I cannot see.>They are more than the hairs of my headGOOD FOR HIM!
Atrocity ExhibitionColonyHeart and SoulPassoverIsolationMeans to an EndThe EternalTwenty Four HoursDecades
poor lady's house three houses up the road from me burned the fuck down this morning while she was at work. lost everything including her dog and bird. bless her heart what a nightmare :/
>>220884851did you do it
I used AI for a coding project and now it won't stop trying to get me to write python programs for topics I research lmao
>>220884851why did you do it
>>220884851That’s terrible. Hopefully she had good insurance so at least she will recoup the cost of the house. Can’t really put a price on your pets lives though.
DisorderDay of the LordsInsightCandidateNew Dawn FadesShe's Lost ControlWildernessShadowplayInterzoneI Remember Nothing
>>220884887i love the cure!
>>220884851why did you do it asshole>>220884881ofcourse there is a costpeople get payouts for deaths dont they?
>>220884896yupnext on my listpornographycabaret voltairepossibly magazine
>>220884887only song not perfectly produced is shadowplay which wish was more done like interzone which is much more overtly punky and metal
back from my 45 minute nap
>>220884940Did you dream of me?
if you want to see the evolution from boomer blues rock to punk and mrtal in real time i recommend lissenin'to the live at leeds version of young man's blues performed by the who
>>220884858>>220884875>>220884907i'd have at least let the doug out first c'mon>>220884881spooky how it can happen like that. i saw an ambulance but i assumed some boomer fell over. didnt see any smoke or smell anything. at least she can stay with her daughter. hope the house was insured it was a pretty nice log cabin type of thing. hot damn hey.
Remember when the US made good games and not just Japan and Korea? Good times
Slept all day award parents came in a few times acting "concerned" I told them to fuck off
>>220884942no
if you want to see the evolution from boomer blues rock to punk and mrtal in real time i recommend lissenin'to the live at leeds version of young man's blues performed by the who, which itself is a cover from.some dude forgot his name doing cutesy piano blues boogie shidd
>>220884923I've always wanted to like Cabaret Voltaire. I remember listening to Red Mecca 15 years ago and all I remember out of that is a track called Nag Nag Nag which was a bit annoying.
I keep watching those AI videos of early teen boys crossdressing as a woman and their mothers saying shit like "look how my boy is looking cute looking like a girl" on tiktok and cooming like I was some kind of addicted.
Why don't you buy yourself a nice pizza today?
>>220884970I already had tortellini for din din
>>220884970ate two mini 'deep dish' red barons today
>>220884940based and siestapilled
>Nag Nag Nag ain't even on Red Meccathat's very typical of me
>>220884968>early teen boysSo you are a gay pedo
>>220884968brasilpian troon nonce
I just cooked and ated a nice plate of pasta and meatballs
I've never touched tiktok
>>220885017looks good
>>220884961>a cover from.some dude forgot his nameMose Allison
>>220885024I’m addicted to it
>>220885017Throw the pasta into the sauce next time. Also, your plate or bowl is too small for that portion
>>220885024I haven't been on since 2021 it's fun to troll on the lives but that's all
>>220885025Thanks, it was very good.>>220885050>Throw the pasta into the sauce next timeI normally do, but I just went to some family owned Italian American place that served all their dishes like this (i.e. plain pasta with a ladle of sauce poured over it) and I wanted to try imitating it. There's something comfy about serving it this way.This is the biggest plate I have :(
>>220880597More of her
i'm feeling bad right now
View from my buddies condo
It's almost 4:20 bros
>>220885132Do you want to have sex?
>>220885084They were doing many smaller portions so they need to combine the pasta and sauce as they serve. If they threw them together like I said, it would become mush before anyone eats it.Thing is if you mix them now, if they weren't piping hot, the whole thing would be slightly cold.
>>220885145worst coast
>>220885147not really no
HAPPY 4:20
>>220885145well golly, guess what I'm doing rn
>>220885171dude...
>>220885024based and same
I saw a menu for a Jeet restaurant in the US today and the food was just as overpriced as it is here. Likewise, Chinese food is much cheaper than it, here as everywhere. And that's too bad, cause Jeet food is great, and I plan to make it at home often in the future.
>>220884970Because I had two scoops of whey and a plain piece of sourdough already. Also I have a battle against Minas Tirith in an hour and I don't like to eat anything heavy before playing games. If I am going to be on my feet for 3ish hours I want to be light.Also im on a diet.
>>220885185Turn around, holmes
how do you feel about having bad genetics
>>220885209If Jeet food were great Jeets wouldn't be malnourished. Also Turmeric demolishes your liver and jeets put that on everything.
>>220884954>remember when halo came outunc
>>220884970treating yourself is for wageslaves. I only feast after a successful harvest
>>220885223i drink cope juice
Chinese food is hella expensive what is this Slov on about
your mom just harvested my salami
>>220885251What do you grow?
>hella
>>220885266assets and dreams
meanwhile Im raising ass's and green
its over
>>220885284So nothing
>>220885232Gemini says that's only a problem with turmeric pills because such a concentration exceeds the recommended daily dosage
>>220885313the largest profit margin is in eliminating overhead costs
>>220885319Will gemini replace your liver if it's wrong?
im gonna make the new if no ones stepping up
NEW >>220885355>>220885355>>220885355>>220885355
>>220885046phwoar good post diss
