prev >>220880552alter bridge edition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2NgG0M-Hdk
Motherfucker
cum
Who else celebrated 4:20 today
the gfberg just pooed herself
>>220885385Meeee
I love LIVVY
Almost relax time
and by gfberg i mean dr. arschestein
>>220885386phwoar shit post diss
it's my calling in life to preserve 2b2t lore
>>220885400Niceeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2U2BmJ9m-Q
>>220885403
>>220885401hate gen z thots
>>220885429corrnnever seen dis wapu beforepropa womfy diss wun
>>220885430You're a thot
Germanpreet lol
ah crap. It was a joke
if i died right now, that would be amazing
Man it felt just like yesterday. My weeb friends brought me along to see Your Name in 2016. I was never big on anime, but I liked Warhammer. In Warhammer, the twin-tailed comet is one of the centerpiece of the Empire lore, that's the sole reason why I went.
>>220885467>alias " Garry "
>>220885540>the twin-tailed comet is one of the centerpiece of the Empire lore, that's the sole reason why I went.Samoa Joe is that you?
Just eating take out with his girl at Coachella
It's 17 degrees and I'm already melting. Such is the Canadian
>>220885584She got #MeToo'd
>>220885584Why did you fuck the country sideway?Are you fucking her sideway?
>>220885600hopefully he gets metoo'd as well
Us against the world shaking ass in the parking lot if we get arrested HA HA we laugh it off
Yes, they know that you've hurt yourself another timeDon't they know that you're full of pain already?Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another timeDecadence isn't easyThen you slowly recall all your mindWhy your soul's gone cold and all hope has run dry?Dead insideNever enough to forget that you're one of the lonelySlowly recall all your mind
payed 2400 for an operation and now have to pay another 800 dollars for said operation. fuck this gay earth
>>220885624take it to /wpop/
What are some times you had to act like The Reacher?
>>220885470Aztec religious revival?
Brown girls crave white cock
>>220885638Bottom surgery?
>>220885665Not interested, personally
>>220885672close, colonoscopy and endoscopy
>>220885659He went a roid rage incident recently
>>220885659Reacher? I hardly know her
>>220885584hes so handsomedid diss happen when he was your leader?mentalseems like he fallen off wagon
>>220885624She's attractive but not overwhelmingly so. Like I can look at her and think, I'll never touch her and that's okay.
>>220885688I'd inspect your colon with my penis
>>220885661Anything that can get them out of the narco shitshow I guess
>>220885635n**** youre a noncef*** off
>>220885638Do you know how much a colonoscopy costs hereOk well the procedure is free but you gotta pay for the juice that rinses you out and it's like $50
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo lotr guy, I paint stuff too
Why haven't you had your prostate checked? I have a black doctor is my reason.
Id fuck these up
TO BATTLE
>wake up>parents exchange a shitty $100 gift card for REI I got from my Grandpa for cash after they berate me for going out to somewhere nice to eat despite being unemployed>go to school (it's a guest speaker who was a veteran animator at Hanna-Barbera and Disney so I was excited anyway)>professor walks up to me before class>"hey anon I really like your work and your writings in this class, you also always show up and always articulate really interesting and sophistiacated points about whatever you're watching every time I assign a movie. Would you be interested in working for an English professor I know? Oh you're looking for a job? Great, I'll let him know".>the guest is super cool, apparently he made a hand-drawn Disney-style animation about his time in internment in the early 1940s and was really happy I asked him about how he feels about the West going from hating Japan and everything Japanese to gradually becoming obsessed with Japanese culture >finally talk to the ambiguously ethnic girl next to me that I've liked since class started>she's a Hapa going to business school who has apparently had a crush on me this entire time but has been too shy to say anything, she was ecstatic when I started talking to her and was visibly excited when I said we should hang out over summer>come home and get the mail>apparently my Grandpa sent me $1000 for tuition as thanks for watching his houseWTF happened? I went from being a total fucking loser to hot shit overnight.
>>220885779Not over 45 and I don't like people going back there
Well that went tits up
>>220885777wts hardest fing you painted
>>220885792dem.necronspic so blurry can hardly seei just rn remember tauused to fink they look kinda cool in like a neat autistic way
>>220885774what happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ
>>220885821That is actually my first model ever, so I guess that.
>>220885725No Trudeau is divorced and got with a pop star to stay relevant after quitting politics
>>220885762Bring your own juice
>Taylor originally called his product "Taylor's Prepared Ham", but was forced to change the name after it failed to meet the new legal definition of "ham" established by the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906
i cant imagine going bald, thats like, damn, shits crazy
for me?taylor walker brewery
>>220885725he destroyed the country as a joke and then started dating a walled pop star
>alex garland is directing elden ring movieAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>220885831I sent it to myself over Facebook so it compresses the shit out of it.
>>220885866absolutely no one is watching that
>>220885730
>>220885856ham food product*
>>220885870>>alex garland is directing elden ring movieGoing to be mid I'm afraid, Ray Mendoza can't help him out with that one>>220885869What are the odds he ends up being publicly executed like the last Afghan communist leader in due time
>>220885809idk how Total War is gonna pan out for me because I only love the Chaos Space Marines and the Space Wolves and kinda tolerate the Ultramarines cause they're the poster boys, and hate everything else. Well, the Kroot are kinda cool too but not actual Tau.
if i went bald i would just wear a wig, like honestly women have so much fake shit about their appearance and everyone falls for it hook line and sinker, if anything women deserve being lied to
>>220885870>elden ring moviehollywood really is going through a dry spell
*Total War 40kalso, some of my most hated factions:>The White Scars>The Tyrannids>The Necrons
>>220885902They want some of that Mario movie money
GYAT
>>220885914Jason-tier
Phwoar
>>220885895Have you seen the roster preview? Knowing CA, 1st foundings is gonna get special treatment, and the rest will get a default roster.
>>220885921pork roll is too spicy for jj's tummy
>>220885914Jasonesque
>>220885914i cant have a sandwich without lettuce, tomate, SOMETHING to give it some wet freshness
Mommy got me chicken buggies YAY
>>220885938
I've never eaten Spam it seems vile
>>22088593810/10 men going their own way meal
>>220885958that meat looks more like meat than whatever spam is
>>220885934the Adeptus Mechanicus are kinda cool too, their designs are really nerdy and awkward, as they should be...and the Sisters of Battle have a certain charm, I must admit. I've never seen that pic before and I frequent /twg/. You sure that's not DoW 4?
>>220885958It's fine it tastes like a hot dog
I'm gay today
>>220885947
>>220885972oh fuck it is DoW, there is Cyrus haha
>>220885902They'll do literally anything but a redux of New Hollywood where they let people in to make new shit
>>220886003ktim
>>220885866problem wiv diss is like men violence to udder men toowhy not like make sum woke campaign about criminals in generallike holy shitofcorse men are garn do most of diss shidd they genetically agressive whats a n**** sposed to do
Wanted to get high today but got up at 5:30pm and been tired all day
>>220885914I got violently sick after ating one of these in the airport at Toronto
>>220885958Japanese people love it
>>220886032My man
>>220886003what's wrong bro?
>Wanted to get high today
>>220885914phwoagammon is wun of my fave meatsbaked wiv clothes for extra flavorand i luv when put it in the fridge and like then juices gelatinize so its like sitting in jelly that you can dip slabs of gammon in
Would you let her beat you?
Its true
Why do they call it Toronnah? Is Toronto just too hard for the Anglo palate?
thank you hawaii
>>220886081Absolutely grotesque
>>220886082finkin bout ittaxi driver was way ahead of its time
Here in Vancouver we pronounce it Vangcouver
>>220886082>he has his own apartment>has a jobIt says a lot that even his dystopian shitty life is better than most>>220886081No, would let her peg thoughever
>>220886081She can do more than just that hehe
>thing>thing: pacific islander
>>220886091Spam is too salty for me. Always have to rinse it
>>220886086Anglos officially lost control of Toronto in 1955 when its first Jew mayor was elected
canadian niggas really be like"this spam too spicy"
It's expensive but I really like subway, it's been years though since I last had it
>>220886144Can’t have your spamming without flooding
>>220886144buy the reduced sodium one
yts be like: omg the name daqarius and goddess d'ior sound so ghetto
>>220886161A footlong steak n cheese is like $18 CAD here.
>Mexico is actually a fattening farm and mexicans get turned into chorizo when they turn 25
vangoonver
remember jared from subway
>product of USA
>this thread
>Dis is 4chan navy >Dis is 4chan navy>*Shoots at Jeet*
>>220886197Rucka made a song about himhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=I4EXUPKLEH4&
>>220886207you know what else is a product of the USA?deez nuts
>>220886197Never forget
thoughs on Google pay?
>>220886207we get it you voted for carney
>>220886228You Yanks win one tourney and you think you're such hot shit. >>220886237No I voted for Pierre Poilievre.
neighbor's music is so fucking loud. they must know. there's no way they think that's a reasonable volume.
>>220886231I use it so I can use my phone to pay for stuff. Pretty nifty.
>>220886207>Here in Canada we do beer a little bit differently. *Patriotic country music* New from Molson's Quebec Trans-Pride French Ale. Proudly made by unionized trans-Indians ummmm I mean CANADIANS. 80% of profits go to a local first nation's alcoholic's baby mama. Proudly made of 97% imported ingredients. Molson's! As Canadian as the maple leaf
Carney? I'd rather vote for Barney!
while not all men are violent psychopaths, ALL women are useless
>>220886264The whole world can thank your country for exporting cultural Marxism to every corner of the Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKLkmTz-kJw
>>220886220>vacate your google gift card>vacate your google gift card>we are preparing for redeeming fire>we are preparing for redeeming fire
I want normal beer
>>220886286Europe created it thoughever
>>220886286Canada has been leftist since the '60s what are you even talking about?
Germany celebrating the day in style I see
Let's just make a /america/ general and let the other two go.
>>220886314can i seek asylum?
>>220886314Latinx will invade and call themselves American
>>220886309Being "left" used to mean smth different. >>220886312HEIL!
>>220886332No jeets allowed>>220886336Tell them to fuck off back to their mexicant general
marx was a greati frequently traverse the paths he took on hampstead heath as he ruminated on the oppression of the proletariat class
>>220886314No
White scars are really cool
nigga heil hitler
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
remindersoufern kkk confederacy anthem "the night they drove dixie down" was written by a canadian
>Marx was great
>>220886376You voted that government in though
YAAAAAAS SYDNEY
actually used to knoe somewun who wore a fedora they were actually very nice person. but i fear they dead now because they were that grossly overweight at the time
What about a video of a foursome between an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Lebanese, and an Iranian twink. I think that's how we really achieve world peace in this modern world
>>220886409the bowler hat is the British fedora
>>220886428faggot type post
Bacon and pork roast for dindin
>>220886435Give peace a chance
>>220886444Good song
it began
New Yorkers be like >Why yes $50 is a fair price to pay for a pastrami sandwich and it's also the best restaurant in the city
>>220886467What is those
New Yorkers be like >Yeah I waited 3 hours in line for a donut
>>220886431
New Yorkers be like>Yeah being stabbed on the subway three times is just part of the experience bro
>>220886467looking good
>>220886467is that catnip? good luck anon. mine haven't sprouted yet. i'm worried they might be dead because it froze a few days ago, but since they're still just seeds i figured it probably wasn't necessary to bring them in.
My auction ends tomorrow and I'm nervous that I'm not going to get the amount I want
New Yorkers be like>no senor i don speako ingles
New York is the crown jewel of America
>>220886490yes, but you've got to think in the terms of the pimply postadolescent slobs of today who piss in bottles
they gave me a tracking number, but they didn't say if it was USPS, FedEx, UPS, etc.
New Yorkers be like>يوجد هنا عدد هائل من البيض.
>>220886529The barge will be yours anon, I can feel it
>>220886556Try all the sites dumbass
New Yorkers be like>I no black papi I Dominican
>>220886555literally me 15 years ago
>>220886562I hope so
yts be like>blacks do drugs>omg my son is overdosing
>>220886573I'm literally on NEETbux now, so what do you think I was like my own self?
>We were notified by the shipper to expect your package for mailing. A delivery date will be provided when USPS receives the package.well that's not very helpful. thanks a lot USPS.>>220886566turns out it was USPS.
just encarousulerated a poobergingtonhamptonshire-under-thamespropa gud diss
ITS PERFECTLY FINETO SLEEP IN A CHAIR
>>220886617too fat
This is what you got to say in New York to get a real bacon egg and cheese >मेरे बेकन, अंडे और चीज़ पर और ज़्यादा चना मसाला डालो।
>>220886591How much do you get? I receive the equivalent of 870 euros.
Have a blister on my pee nus from fapping too much :/
>>220886553New York is the crown jew of America
>>220886632750
>"Do you speak English?">"No." Many such cases in this city.
>>220886661Is that enough to live by yourself? I absolutely can't with what I get.
>>220886632>>220886591In British Columbia you get $1483.50 CAD every month. >>220886684I live with my mum. Wouldn't be able to get by without her. Ironically enough she wouldn't have enough money to live by herself either if I didn't give her rent money. Many such cases in this fuckass country. I'll be escaping welfare hell soon God willing.
>>220886684well yeah, you can get by, but the ganja & coke money is obviously in short supply
Statistically you know at least one man who attended the online rape academy. Why aren't you holding them accountable?
>>220886675>Hello this is Sanjay from Air Duct Cleaning SupportIt's been going on for years, can't these fuckers stop.
im so sick of the populist slop >muh billionares>muh kleptocracy>muh cant afford anything you should have to be over 25 male and own property to be able to vote like 80% of americans live an existence barely above cows
i think the people who cry about rich people are just jealous
I'm trans
i need a fucking tushy
>>220886745obviously
>>220886700>>220886708$1408 in Onterrible. Every single cent goes towards rent. Fucking mental the situation.
>>220886729If by online rape academy you mean went to motherless before I'm one of them. Didn't watch any of those videos tho. There was a skin diamond video there that I frequently jerked off too
if you speak to normies these days they think if theyre not making over about 80k then theyre poor downtrodden cant survivethen you ask them what they spend their money on and about their spouse they make the absolute worst life decisions then they cry for communism
Dinner was 4 mccrispy tenders from McDonald's
Smash a wagies face in with a huge mallet
>>220886811Mac n cheese with salmon for me
brooo hahaha who wants a shot wHOOOOO!!!!
>>220886815You can't afford a huge mallet, sweetie
Do thank you government gibs count as neetbux or no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XVWcp61h6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
>>220886841If you're a NEET I would say so.
>>220886841like stimulus checks? i don't think so.
I got the vaccine and boosters.. this isn't fair.
actually crazy that they are making a movie based on an /x/ shitpost
>>220886881a covid variant just flew over my house
>>220886876No it's not stimulus checks
>>220886883Backrooms? Hokum looks better.>https://youtu.be/2_fqdg9kPIo
happy 4 20 broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>220886881I got the requisite 2 shots + 1 booster. No more.
https://youtu.be/WD5N0rTsulQ
20 years on the chan, I compromised
>>220886914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRW97QbuZ6A
>>220886930i'm quitting this website when i turn 23 and finish college
>>220886938Thank you for getting hurt for the government gibs
>>220886846Heh, you're soooo Canadian
>>220886881I regret not going out during covid times when normies were too afraid to leave their house and thought this was a new black plague
>>220886919Happy 4:20 nigguh
>Go on YouTube shorts >Look at this Japanese burger master >Just literally flips the burger and ashes in the food>Oh sugoiiii oishiiii desu
>>220886312high hitler!
>>220886962>I regret not going out during covid times when normies were too afraid to leave their houseLol same. I stayed inside for like a month and a half without going outside once. That was at the very beginning.
Gonna be clipping my toenails and adding them to the collection jar
>>220886942>I Won't Hurt YouNTAH!
i walk to work, sit in a chair and do nothing for 8 hours, then walk back. i'm guessing i probably don't need more than around 1300 calories per day.
>>220886987
if you can't play it in standard tuning you can't play it
Gonna boot up rpcs3 tonight
I'm leaking precum
my dick is in standard tuning
>>220887077How efficient is the emulator does it run okay on low specs now?
>>220887077watcha gonna play?
>>220886930phwoargarn hefta give diss kittingtonshire the DL
>>220887108Its from this music video
>>220885385Everybday
>>220887119That's fucked.
>>220887119phwiar would shag bjorks arse
Cheesed to meet you
>>220887092I have 2060 haven't played really any intensive games I do get some lag in little big planet though >>220887102Either little big planet or the ratchet and clank collection I've been playing going commando but took a break for a few weeks
>>220885931Quite a fan of when you cheeky blokes say that
>>220885931Witch face
>>220887155cute
>this is Michael Jackson's sister>LaToya Jackson, 69 y/oGrim.
>>220887185>69Nice!
>>220886930I wanted to fuck a woman
Hope you guys are still masking and socially distancing.
>>220887185Freak show family
>>220886947
>>220887214I've been socially distancing your sister's cheeks
To the person who booby-trapped their Amazon package with rotten milk:I’ve already contacted the police and I am pressing charges for assault.I saw what appeared to be an unattended package on your porch and picked it up. The moment I opened it in my car, it exploded. Sour, curdled, putrid milk went everywhere — soaking my leather seats, floor mats, dashboard, and even the ceiling. My entire vehicle now smells like spoiled sewage, and I can barely stand to drive it.This wasn’t an accident. Someone deliberately created a disgusting, hazardous trap inside that box, clearly intending to harm whoever opened it. That is malicious and potentially dangerous — especially for anyone with allergies or sensitivities.You don’t get to play vigilante and weaponize rotting food just because you don’t want porch pirates. Leaving a biological hazard disguised as a normal package is reckless endangerment.I’ve documented everything with photos, kept the packaging with your address on it, and turned it over to the police. My lawyer is already reviewing the case for civil damages, including professional detailing of my car, cleaning costs, and emotional distress.Setting traps with spoiled milk is not “teaching someone a lesson.” It’s illegal, dangerous, and completely unhinged.If you think this kind of behavior is acceptable, you’re wrong.
>>220887214Of course bro, two more weeks to flatten the curve!
I played the Pragmata demo and it was pretty fun. I found the hacking feature pretty fun. Not 60 dollars fun tho. I'll get it when it's 20
>>220887235>I saw what appeared to be an unattended package on your porch and picked it up. The moment I opened it in my car
>>220887168>>220887160but would you grapple dem breasticles and insufflate the nips and asshole?
>>220887253Pedo ahh game
>>220887235That's actually 3 years worth of rotten cum, and if you're willing to return the box to me we can work out some kind of arrangement.
I’m going to live in the real world!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6bTscqgoi4
>>220887235Didn't know jews were porch pirates
>>220887185She should get on ozempic
>>220887199I fucked a tranny, I compromised
>>220887235kek no wun who can afford a lawyer is stealing mail
>>220887235lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Psychedelic_Baby!_Magazinethe guy interviewed a lot of the hippie old guard and employs an international staff heavy on Anglos now...didn't know about him until recently tho I know a lot of the stuff he covers
Gay son or thot daughter?
>>220887278Disgusting accents
>>220887235Yummy cottage cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxa6GUIkNacAND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS THAT LATERAs the miller told his TAAAaaaaleThat her face at first just ghostlyTurned a whiter shade of pale
>>220887299gay son will give you no grandchildren, thot daughter will give you black grandchildren choose wisely.
>>220887299the latter is sexy. the former is a potential predator
>>220887318>hits pipe
lack Joy Interrupted is a common 'THING' that needs to be examined, called out, and, more importantly, stopped!Here on our channel, we unpack all the ways Black joy is interrupted, envied, and denied via the news cycle to viral videos, from songs to everyday life. We also celebrate as much Black Joy as possible around here, yoo.Through honest commentary, real stories, and sharp social and cultural analysis, we examine how Black joy, Black peace, and Black freedom are often challenged, and how we can express them and reclaim them ANYWAY!!!Whether it’s media bias, subtle disrespect, or blatant erasure, we’re calling it out. Because Black joy is not a trend. It’s resistance. It’s healing. And it’s ours.
>>220887315I'd rather have no grandchildren >>220887318Are you going to fuck your daughter?
Has anyone ever chosen gay son?
>>220887299Jay son
I've got a really big dick
>>220887299Neither
>>220887341So you chose a pedophile. I would rather have a lesbian thot daughter who has sex with her hot friends.
>>220887350This is me
My dick looks like the chestburster from Alien.
>>220887311I listened to two whole albums of Procol Harum on my phone last week while expecting AWSOP the whole time before just punching it in...they were pretty good regardless, like an English Doors, sort of, and not even derivative
>>220887344Me.
>>220887373your ass looks like Bishop's severed neck
God enjoys suffering, its the only logical explanation
>>220887392That part was gross.
jfc i love turks and how they smell
ACKing when I turn 40
What if you have a gay thot son?
>>220887306for me?and bjork too?skyr
more likePorkol Haram
>>220887427Zoom zoom?
Let's give a worse question:Kpop obsessed daughter in a parsocial relationship with an idol or vtuber obsessed son who is parasocially obsessed with a vtuber?
>>220887457aren't you a poofter?
>>220887469Still stick a dick in ya mom mate
>>220887464impossible scenario, if I ever had children I would instantly move to an isolated village on the northern coast of British Columbia and raise them without access to the internet. they would learn to hunt, trap, fish, and kill with their bare hands by the age of 10.
>>220887457>>220887427>gay thot sonDon't think I didn't hear that!
>>220887464Probably the daughter because I can force her to get married. The son would just get mindbroken and I'd have to send him to a monastery
>>220887336BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN 64
>>220887503>sends him to a place where he will get fucked by the priestgrim
NEU!!!>>220887530>>220887530>>220887530
>>220887520Um, no. You don't send children to a monastery, jackass. You send them to school, and then when they grow up and NEET off to serve the Lord they go
>>220887464Son bc I have more of an interest in otaku culture and maybe could watch animu with him
