scran edish
your all cracking me up today
manager at my work has a lovely bottom
naan edition
nobody:literally nobody:rorke at christmas dinner: Many people can’t comprehend how great everything would have been if Hitler had won the war.
whit the fuck’s an avocado
Can't stop wanking againShit scared about the job marketStill haven't grown up
it's not a fucking love story it's a fucking FUCK story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCrrHqLQko
if hitler won, i probably wouldn't be alive today
Leftypol What would you prefer? An athletic son or modest daughter?
Mousey and Diego from back in the day when they ran this general....
all the 3-5 Euro vinyls are dogshite
there is this one bulgarian poster in >>>/sp/nba that is an insufferable faggot
>>220880985my supervisor has one of the best arses I've ever seen and she knows it too
The White race has not merely the right but the duty to dominate this planet in order to expand across the galaxy.
anyone got any updates about posters in yank sport generals to share in the british culture thread
right, any brisbane bulls in?
sir central province
>>220881016why aren't mousey and diego best friends?or maybe....they put it on....... for the cameras?
>>220881029they got any good gimmicks there or
>>220881044yoohoo
>>220881050sc
>>220881013athletic son (leftypol is gay and a pedophile)
>>220881029don't doubt that
>>220880985worked in m&s a few years back and my manager had a planetary sized arse, was difficult not to sneak peeks when stacking shelves next to her
>>220880992If Hitler won we wouldn't have blacked raw
>>220881029genuinely need to hear the though process that concluded in you needing to tell /brit/ this
>>220881059hi mate :)
>>220880959HeheScran
>>220881051I imagine Mousey is a lot of hard work
>>220881040rorke after playing stellaris once
*walks into /brit/*alri lads how's it foi-*slips on a banana peel and comically falls backward into some JF general where they're speaking gobbledygook that no civilised man could make hide nor hair of*uh oh, i'm in trouble now
>>220880985The last girl under 30 quit my workNow all of them are over 40FML
>>220881105https://vocaroo.com/17NHHXlpI8MN
There's genuinely no point trying to engage with over 50s on politics. Just completely mindraped by jews.
https://vocaroo.com/17NHHXlpI8MN
im a bwc bull
CAM ON WEST HAM
>>220881132rorke after his nan tells him to stop screaming at his computer past midnight
>>220881122precisely
got a free gold coin with todays Ocado orderwooooooooooooow
>>220881105>comes out like kurtz from heart of darkness having slaughtered all the non-anglos>exterminate the jfs!!!!
Philadelphia Bagel, Spicy Topokki, glass of tapwater, 'r Sargon on the main monitor. Cor what an evening
im profoundly mentally well
alright guys steaming as a rocket
I just put my headphones on to listen to this >>220881122took them off then put them back on to listen to this >>220881136I've been done https://voca.ro/17NHHXlpI8MN
>>220881180scream
Just who is biomass Andy?
>>220881132I've spoken to a few who wanted TND however
>>220881054>a group of miami heat fans that call fans of the boston celtics "inceltics">one we call "weep skitz" because he's a schizo and calls everybody, especially celtics fans, trannies and faggots>a guy who posts about lebron james constantly losing/missing the playoffs>a guy who posts that redhead from Stranger Things
>>220881193pass
>>220881193vile hog
It's really frustrating how Europeans could've humanely exterminated Africa in the 1800s.
>>220881193reminds me i'm fresh out of cottage cheese
been up all night, gaming away on my little incel box
>>220881001nice song
>>220881193would put my whole head up there
>>220881132My Dad is a lifelong labour voter that is so upset at Israel that when he was round the other day he literally said "there's no way it was 6 million, there wasn't even 6 million in Europe in 1940."
>>220881240ktim
>>220881226This but Napoleon against Anglo-Saxons
unpopular opinion:sacked tranny is actually quite funny
is the white lotus any good
>>220881169got a wooden spoon once
>>220881208i asked if they had any good gimmicks
feeling evil
need a pissany takers? x
>>220881234would be perfect if he wasnt so tall
every thread has their gimmicksi used to post in a thread where someone would post a picture of an anime girl with her anus spread and everyone would reply with "i'm going in!"
>>220881264no it isn't ya mook
>>220881281*she/they*weren't
>>220881271doing a sit down wee myself m8
>>220881180ktimbobs
The problem is that, unlike the Aryan of yore, every Aryan male is behaving like a eunuch: instead of devising scenarios to seize power in the US and in every European nation (the seminal novel for visualizing this would be The Turner Diaries), they simply complain online. It’s obvious that a Fourth Reich would restore Aryan male rights in any nation where we came to power. But neither white nationalists nor those who run incel forums promote a violent revolution (the last one to do so was Harold Covington, whose novels—except the last one—imitated The Turner Diaries, but he died a few years ago).
>>220881264it's probably all degen propaganda like Euphoria
keely hodgkinson lewd
>>220881290what's a mook are you being mean
*goes in*
any osrs leagues enjoyersbeen grinding my nut off it
>>220881250?Most sources agree 13 million Jews died due to the UK failing to defeat Germany quick enough So the UK is indirectly responsible for their deaths
>>220881247
my absolute favourite scrannington from the canteenthin strips of pork and mushroom with a fuckton of chillis and celery in a slightly sweet saucemiss it like you wouldn't believe. was proper spicy too, one time my American friend ordered it and he had to pick all the chillis out lol
>>220881264it's rubbishhorrible characters
reading a book that teenage girls read but it's actually quite good. I never promised you a rose garden
>>220881300i do that sometimes for a treat
>>220881290What's a mook?
So lonely
those girls were fit
>>220881250He probably thinks legal immigration is based though yeah
>>220881304kinda move i would pull when my brother was trying to beat me up
>>220881300do that quite often
>>220881330screaming why have shopped nigel farage in the rice
I'm pooing
>>220881330this looks good
>>220881260If we'd done it to you wed be in a much better place without the thirdie blood libel mentality
nigga goes to peking duck university
>>220881342:/
Rorke getting a girlfriend
Is Tom Scott a gay retarded fucking nonce cunt?
>>220881352Thought I was going mental there when I saw it
that pragmata game looks noncey
just looked outside. where's it gone
>>220881378>gayno he's bisexual
>>220881329face is very cute but she needs to work on that saggy ass ass>>220881376death penalty asap
>>220881330>peking university
>>220881370Ziedy went there too
>>220881403pscr
>>220881386>looks at a child>thinks of noncingwhere are you going with this?
>>220881376mouldiesque screenshot
>>220881409ugly nonce
is amjad on university challenge right now a tranny or an ugly woman
>>220881376this is why you don't trust slapheads
right now i'm hard
>>220881409No, all censored images are illegal This rule technically means that if you censor a bikini picture it will result in a ban even if the original bikini picture would not
>>220881403Lel
Starting to think those Fifa loss punishments where my mate used to pin me down and fart on my face might have been a gay thing on his end.
>>220881437not on
Getting the daily dose of:Warren Balogh and Eric Striker (WarStrike)Professor JiangMark CollettSurvive the JiveThe Golden OneRichard the FourthMillennial WoesAgoraDespot of AntrimScott Ritter
gets on my knees
Bangladeshi politician in the UK asking Pakis to vote for the Green Party
>>220881456we've all played "loser bottoms" with the boys
>>220881456Bet you deliberately conceded goals
get a fucking gripfinnster isn't even fit
>>220881456um
>>220881466Wheres our Sargon?
>>220881376wheres the video then
i like bbws lads sorry
Grangle grangle
>>220881497not allowed
>>220881466why don't you try a daily dose of having sex
>>220881485very nice face, if she didn't have those folds I would be all in
they make millions off onlyfans but they arent fit yeah ok
>>220881510gave that mong a fifa loser penalty
>>220881510sent that freak flying
rorke spotted
mad how mental that
>>220881474no I'm shite at videogames he was always better, didn't really mind it honestly, it's just farts innit. If anything he conceded games a few times, picked shite teams and let me pick five stars he'd play like FC Pyongyang or whatever. I'm not very gassy though so half the time I'd not end up having a fart and instead just sitting on his face for five minutes straining.
>>220881483Carlgon of Mossad
Horse willies
attraction is subjective
>>220881510I'm ND so will never have sex
>>220881536
>>220881510slapped that cunt's arsecheeks
Supporting Israel is browncoded
>>220881519genuinely if you are pale and shave your arse you can make bank off of onlyfans. You do not need to be some top tier actual passable tranny. There's a hoard of men, probably a lot of foreign brownoids, absolutely gagging at the sight of anything pale, pink and vaguely hole-like
it's funny because there is no nigel farage in the rice
>>220881548ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAA5ClIvrFI
welp. don't know what I did wrong but the girl I really like has started to give really short replies and it has started to feel like an interview just to talk to her. rip
>>220881578and dat hydro in da back
>>220881536no idea why people like you lie about this stuff but it's funny so whatever
>>220881584you talked to her too often
>>220881584it's over lad. she's twigged that you're into her and the defences have gone up
>>220881578>I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan>and I am innocent until my guilt is proven, peace
i am actually bi and would love to fuck one of my best mates but im in the closet and intend to stay therei dont have to pretend to fancy women so its easier
>>220881565farted that lad's fifa
/brit/ hella zesty
Rightoids talking about "saving the West" are retarded.The "West" died in 1945. Not that the White race is dead however.
got tummy ache nowreckon ive got a flu coming on
Hate when the vinyl is 40 Euros but I only like 2 of the 10 tracks...
>>220881470Starting to see where yayha khan was coming from
>>220881610The west died in 1918
>>220881605that stuff just ruins friendships
niggas talking about the west side of a sphere
It always gets gay when you're around
>>220881607
>>220881605I have a lesbian friend I've been asking her out for more than a year but she says no, I'm not giving up though..
>>220881633Nah 1945. It was the victory of jewish capitalism and bolshevism over the Europe that existed from the time of Charlemagne.
Wore my new shoes all day today and they already stink of shit
>>220881661how come? pooed in them?
NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS YEAH
The last vapist taking his final puff colourised 2026
>>220881623they're too expensive now I'll only pick them up if I find myself listening to the full album repeatedly. last one I bought was £45 at release and I managed to pick it up for £30 but that is somehow a deal here
>>220881669No I'm just a smelly disgusting freak
I killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Something just fell out of my arse
>>220881634agreed, i just know he wouldn't be my mate anymore if he found out
FC Pyongyang away days
>>220881672See these cunts are genuinely just ugly. These aren't even peng trannards. And I bet they still make six figs minimum off this shite.
>>220881681went to uni with him
>>220880959
>>220881692Well that's not a very good thing to do is it
>>220881708bizarre lie
>>220881729who asked you
pierbi tummy
>>220881703actually they're very fit pierbi (top) especially
just seen something against the rules
>>220881758me and cornwall
OneDrive 2.15MB warning
erm
can't post that
only ONE HOUR OF THE DAY left for me to finish this essayberg and get some cans for poosteaming
>>220881715sc
>>220881728Imagine the fucking state of some of these steam rooms. Shit particles everywhere. No wonder these queers were used as firewood
>>220881758this is actually fit though
racist barnracist barn
>>220881689It is crazy yeah, and don't get me started if someone somehow is selling a first issue of something, fucking 150$ fuck outta heea...But yeas I do buy EP that I've loved for many years. When I go in another country one of the first things I do is look up record shops and go browsing, you never know what you can find, I've gotten some great deals by doing that, and even some limited edition colourful stuff.
>>220881758
thas me da
>>220881807rorkes da
>>220881797>No wonder these queers were used as firewoodnever happened
saw a gay lad with a tramp stamp once
>>220881833bumming him were you?
>>220881833yeah your dad
>>220881807
>>220881833looking at your back in the mirror?
>>220881845>>220881847yeah
>>220881747>>220881751>>220881802Man breath, male musculature, male bone structure, male voice, male tongue, male stature, male heightYou've gone prison gay from spending your life indoors.
fucking missed it bet it was peng trannard porn FML
Baby deer wants attention
sc
Thank you young exotic umbunny at brit bath house steam room 4/2/26 this after That was healing
Nearly £2 million in personal income on top of his £94,000 MP salary. And a third of it from foreign sources.A man who built his entire career on “Britain First” and sovereignty takes millions from overseas governments, companies and donors.This doesn’t even touch the surface of the hard to trace crypto from sanctioned countries too ffs.
hate spending my life alone yet I'm too comfortable not putting myself out there at all so I don't do it ever
think I finally got wanking out of my systemlike I'm actually bored of it now
>>220881824They do it now in Africa
>>220881888ktim
>>220881885but enough about tony blair(i'm kidding, 2m is rookie numbers for the lord of darkness)
yer da wanks to the weather woman
Honestly the gayest thing I've ever been a part of was staying in a hotel room with six other lads, only two small beds. Everyone was playing gay chicken, touching each others arses, willies etc. One of the lads started fondling my mate's willy and even as it got hard he didn't let go, ended up wanking him to completion. Genuinely had to get up and wash the cum off his hand. We called it a draw between them since neither of them backed out.
Spursbros?
>>220881906have wanked to carol kirkwood me
>>220881888ktimvke
>>220881916are you my da?
Horse pussy and ponut :)
>>220881916she was very milfy
>>220881909utterly deranged liegain a clue stat
>>220881888I thought like that too until I finally met a girl I felt genuine feelings for
>>220881858my post wasn't even about that transwoman it was about the pony
>>220881912up the hammers
>>220881906the bbc southwest weather woman could get it
I'd be much happier in a community or country that doesn't spend half it's waking day cursing itself and doom posting. Peter hitchens was just a malicious doomer twat at the end of the day. Seeing posts of people near their death bed moaning about shite, what's the point, you're nearly fucking dead anyway.
>>220881888arent you afraid people might think you are gay? i worry about that
>>220881967>I'd be much happier in a community or country that doesn't spend half it's waking day cursing itself and doom posting.you're not gonna like /brit/ then
*trans woman or just woman
>>220881962Her? She's cute
apologies
>>220881969Fuck off reynhard you're not tricking me again
>>220881909>gay chickennever heard of this
>>220881987>Outside work Bee describes herself as a typical girl who loves shopping and socialising with her friends. She loves keeping fit, which she adds is probably a good thing as she has a very sweet tooth, loving anything chocolate related.
miss the days of being a young lad and doing gay shite with mates for the sake of "girls" on omegle (old men using clips of girls as bait lol)
for me its jennifer ehle as elizabeth bennet in the 1995 bbc pride and prejudice adaptation
>>220881906I've been verasamy for a few decades at least
>>220881987yep emily is also quite fit
>>220881969Most zoomers in America are single virgins so it's not even an issue here
really want this but nobody is selling it https://www.discogs.com/release/3425663-Shonky-The-Minneapolis-Touch-EP
>>220882013nonce
too many of us now
Ok bye-
/brit/ is an honor from met office generalplease respect that
>>220882002Sad. This is why we need boarding schools back.
no one:sir james dyson:sir john simon bercow:katy bedroom: https://vocaroo.com/17dlWe9OcHsP
>>220882046post the song where the guy is saying "Jenna" all the time. i like that one
>>220882033For doing gay shit as a lad or because I'm grown and reminiscing about it?
all your fault to be 1hundoto be factual
For me, it's the one with one arm.
@220882046
how
>>220882072These people used to work in the circus
when I nut in my girlfriend I say 'there's your gift' and let her clean me then herself up
>>220882072for me it's this one
>>220882064https://vocaroo.com/1omZdcVgmJjn
>>220882072I don't get why you wouldn't have a cool robot arm or something, they exist. Just having the stump out like that is grim.
I grassed on Guy Fawkes
I want a musician gf
What's the story in balamoryThe bushmeat would like to know
me and my mate would watch the lonely island jizz in my pants over and over again
>>220882098good boy x
>>220882087What a lovely image you've left in my mind of your girlfiend naked on all fours being done doggy-style
I own 6 NFTs
No it's not gay nigger time to discuss your obsession with nigger penises you fruitloop get a meds schedule
Fucks sake wish I had something to go with all this mash I've just cooked :/
Reckon the judges who go soft on criminals need to be held accountable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nGf4o5cRY
>>220882087At least she's used to licking her fur
Any horses in?
>>220882120Why does he do an english accent in it?
>>220882139They have sentencing guidelines so it’s not their fault actually
stuffed my fat fucking face and now I feel sickx
"proceed"
>>220882156you rape what you sow
>>220882120meadow was pengeth in the video
>>220882136You can mix it with corn or wheat starch, shape it into fries, freeze it and then fry it.
>>220881927Safety, mate.
Having a nostalgia One Night in Paris wank
>wokecel and polcel cry about not touching a woman>rather than admit their failures as a man they double down and troon out so they have an excuseMany such cases
>>220882203playing with your digital action figures again is it?
the joke is that he jizzed in his pants
Alright. I am going to sleep. See you later. Goodbye!
The butt/taint/gooch of a woman is where her most intimate bodily smells are. I want to smell Emma’s.
>>220882107:(very cutenot fair is it
>>220882217night mate, sleep tightx
Male friend in uni used to be all touchy and tickle me and stuff. Never shagged
>>220882107Used to listen to Paramore in secret
right well then
no one:not a soul:ziedy: nigger penisandi peters:lenny henrymorgan freeman:blm:idi amin:rorle: Aserejé, ja, dejé dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
>>220882227I'm a musician as well. Just can't find any girls that play instruments here. They all seem to be in Europe.
>>220882213Eh?
Uhhh
just cant wrap my head around posting porn on herejust have your wank in peace
right well thats a bollock sucking
>>220882260what instrument do you play?
>>220882255Did you know the last one is just the sugar hill gang
>>220882246lol
>>220882285wow
sir rosenior type of crodie to bump trance in his convertible
what happens in the south west
have a slight hunch that a few of these homosexual adventures may have not happened and that some of you may enjoy 'getting off' to the fantasy
>>220882260i was with one for a couple of years as a teenager. was very nice being able to play songs together but the unfortunate side effect is that every sad little fuck with a guitar within 50 miles falls madly in love with girls like that (me included)
>A former high school teacher sexually assaulted and smothered to death a baby boy he adopted months earlier with his partner, a jury has been told.>The court heard Preston Davey, who was pronounced dead at Blackpool Victoria Hospital in July 2023, had suffered 40 traumatic injuries over four months.>Jamie Varley, 37, is accused of killing the 13-month-old, along with 25 other charges relating to his sexual and physical mistreatment.>His partner John McGowan-Fazakerley, 32, is accused of causing or allowing the death of the child.
does it get easier?
>>220882311gays are real rorke
>>220882231Yeah. I will take a walk tomorrow to https://www.ifegypte.com/#/. https://maps.app.goo.gl/VXa5VKwEc37gSxuN7. By 9:00 AM. FBI on it?
>>220882316death penalty
>>220882333yes if you get rid of all that anti-neoliberal muck in your head
>>220882336Yeah how great>>220882316
>>220882274Guitar, bass, getting a keyboard soon. Songwriting is my main hobby
>>220882316Hang gays from cranes like Iran does
>>220882349explain neo-liberalism to us ZZTop
>>220882316why did they use out of date flattering pictures of these freaks
>>220882361based
genuinelt FUCK PALACE
umm lads...the, uh....the, um...
I will take Cairo with it... https://maps.app.goo.gl/mfxxvbD7v9q2gYD57
>>220882356dont think abuse is exclusive to gays
nonced to death, many such cases
>>220882395think the point is that this is completely preventable, this isn't your typical priest or teacher or something abusing their power
>>220882415
>>220882409MARCH
>>220882316reckon if we're going to have poofter couples adopting kids they should only be allowed to adopt girls because they'll be safe from them
>>220882310Cornishness
