corr edish
>>220887620Phwoar! Who's that!?
Eating organic healthy foods. Drinking the agua. Down 25 pounds on the year. Lean, mean, sober for summertime.
>>220887660Advertising, are we?
I'll be handing my 2 week notice in on Thursday and getting back to the application grind. Already got the toilfu bedded so now it's awkward and weird, onto the greener pastures
poo screaming
Always said to myself id leave once i shagged one of the fitties there and i got the best one
>>220887660Disappointing that its a seppo, cheers anyways
>he deleted ithowling
hello
it's OVER for femlets
low iq racism annoys meif you're going to be racist then you should be smart about it
For England!!!
Kanyes a darkie he makes some tunage
>>220887757Kanye hasn't released a good album since Ye and Kids See Ghosts in 2018.
>>220887749s
>>220887749the ladshelads
it's over
any young hegelians in
>>220887784>Gemma Chua-Tran>Gemma You A-Tran(nie)
>>220887740>OOF! Pardon me, I'm a child fucker who must brown the UK because there's evidence of me buggering kids. Yes hm Enoch must go, there's no room in the conservative party for racists!It's that bad and niggas sit around talking about the IQ level of your racism. Ridiculous and why the West is not coming back this time.
>>220887796*raises paw*Neo-Kantian here
>>220887820bizarre post
>>220887762Just blatantly false
>>220887620cor phoar
>>220887820There's an ancient rumour in my family that we were distantly related to Edward Heath. Turned out it was bollocks though.
>>220887762https://youtu.be/8rc0ujD5LB4
>>220887820everyone thought he was gay at the time but he was a nonce
>>220887833Ok, where's his good albums after 2018 then? Name them and explain why they are good.
more like edward creep
started finasteride and will report on my experience with itif i fuck myself up at least you can learn from my experience just decided to bite the bullet
Birds Eye chicken dippers in a mexican tortilla dish with mixed vegetables and nandos piri piri sauce
the west is forreal not coming back from this one this time
>>220887865Looks bland and unseasoned.
>>220887874>forrealWhy are you pretending to be black?
>>220887865by the way if you ever break or get a chip in glass you should throw it away because of the insane amount of germs that start to get in it
screaming at some of these >Thailand: Hong Konghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6eX9JhgaM
"Lush" is a very feminine word in American English. Men don't use that word here. I'd like you guys to stop as well.
nighty night xxx
>>220887896Shan't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5DB7nlIyUit'd disp hour lads
>>220887902night babe x
this yank is a real stinker
doing some nefarious farts
>>220887909isn't this the guy who wanked it on streamlegend
get the Ukrainians funded with anti-tank dogs
>>220887853DondaDonda 2VulturesVultures 2 BullyIn A Perfect World Good tunes
>>220887896it's where i buy bath bombs and bubble bath, but they're getting shittier every year
>>220887905Thanks for hearing me out.
>>220887934...yh
>>220887941Listened to Donda, it has some great songs on there but they aren't the best performances of said songs, also he ruined it by censoring all the swears. I wish the 2018 Yandhi version of Hurricane/80 Degrees got released.I didn't listen to anything after Donda cause it's all pure slop.
>>220887909mad he spent 30 grand on a mobile wrestling game
>pov: You're a Charlie Bigham's Steak & Ale Full Pastry Pie and you're about to be thrown in the oven.
Rorke buying a hoodie from the cp company
>>220887996i do that
>>220887620Built for me
Windows hello? more like, *turns around and spreads ass cheeks*
>>220887909ngl DSP sounds mad drunk in this stream, like drunker than usual
>>220887852There's noticeable overlap init
wish normrorke's would all just die already :/
>In November 2016, criminologist Richard Hoskins said that the evidence used against Heath in Operation Conifer, including discredited allegations of satanic ritual abuse, was "preposterous", "fantastical" and gained through the "controversial" practice of recovered-memory therapy.[185] Operation Conifer was closed in March 2017, having cost a reported £1.5 million over two years, as no corroborating evidence had been found in any of the 42 allegations by 40 individuals (including three different names used by one person).[186][187]>In September 2017, it was announced that the Independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse would review the police investigation into Heath.[188] Police said that if Heath were still alive they would have interviewed him under caution in relation to seven out of the 42 allegations,[186] but nothing should be inferred about his guilt or innocence.[189][190] In his summary report, Chief Constable Mike Veale confirmed that "no further corroborative evidence was found" to support the satanic abuse claims.[186]So why are you all calling him a nonce if there's no evidence then?
I wish there was a way to get on Klarna or some other pay-in-three scheme to get things with amazon prime while I have it pay-in-three is so good and the trick is to remember that every 3 payments your payments go down (so you have to buy something again), i.e. if you spend $30 every month (as savings) then you buy 3 things for $30 each and then spend $30 again on one thing every month after 3 months, to make it not go to $10 a month (I would rather get triple the amount of things than spend $10 a month for my $30, im not going to do anything with $20, except buy more things which is the plan anyway!)
mad how much smarter I am than the average person despite me being retarded
Still Hitler's Bday my end... just poured out a budweiser for him in the back yard with the Ye on
all neurotypicals are sociopaths
going to scran 4 (four) crumpets
big plunge spending £5 on a pack ok 18pc fly traps and only use 2 a year (they wont last 9 years). its only a fiver though so some will go get wasted in 2-3 years. and at least I can use a few more of them for this year thing, using more in the beginning so they end up clean
might wank to some simulated incest porn, which is illegal in the uk even though nothing illegal is depicted in it
I'm the only good person in the world and everyone else is evil
spend £2 more and get your item before 13 hours later. wow
>>220888073
In bed right now. Window open, nicely chilly, covers under the chin, random youtube slop on. Rain sounds just begging to be put on.
>>220888101Real Hitler Hours.
don't like hitler as a person but i respect his ideas
90pc tablets of 120mg diphenhydramine, 24 pounds. not taking like 9 thousand grams though
>>220888079haven't had one for ages, so good with maple butter
>>220888114the nationalist ideas not the mass killings i hasten to add x
crazy how theyve taken diphenhydramine away
>>220888101Based im like hitler but a cowboy vampire
can't sleep
>>220888123rorke is typing...
they should invent a thing that's good for once
someone is up playing Pokemon GO, catching em all
>>220888139
>>220888141yeah
why did da joos live in ghettos around WW2 time anyway
might stay up all night for no reason and then be tired all day
Doing my homework and texting my new gf #collegelife #26yearoldbaldingmanbtw
>>220888184people didn't like them also jews don't like mixing with goyim anyway
>>220888190sup cody
>>220888184street cred
>>220888196I thought that only Hitler didnt like them. they were already not liked? why?
Lovely roast
>Free online >Massive library of games going back at least 5 console generations >Can just emulate whatever games aren't available on Steam >Supports any controller >Syncs seamlessly between your 'eck and 'sktop >Did I mention the online is free? If they price this lil nigga at $500-$600 video game consoles are finished. You hear me? FINISHED, I say! Nyahahahahaha
>>220888224beans and gravy are you mad man!?
>>220888229Yeah well they're gonna have to launch it first and, so far, there seem to be no plans to actually do so. Valve saw the RAM crisis and bottled it.
>>220888222because they were moneylenders who didn't like christians and who killed christian childrenalso they killed christ
>>220888229I just want the controller desu
>>220888207Yo bro
>>220888190Congrats on going back to school. Many are too pussy to do that and fall for the trades meme. Congrats on being a sex-haver and maybe talk to your doctor about getting on fin or dut.
>>220888229I want an xbox 360 and MW3 (to play that wave mode), and desu a gf
Now this? THIS is a console.
Is there a correlation between acromegaly and having Neanderthal DNA? Acromegaly seems to be a white people condition.
>>220888229consoles are sold at a loss and they make their money on the games and paid online, valve can't risk selling at a loss in case people just use them as cheap computers or emulation machines so it will likely be sound at cost to produce
>>220888257UMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>220888257are you thinking about me thinking about her uwu
>>220888257dont post the ponies
Wish i had enlarged hands and not twink hands
>>220888246wish I could get an authentic american weiner
>>220888257erm what the fork
>>220888270go to san franchisco haha
>>220888268wish I had a girls hands and toes in my mouth all the time
Have just seen a post that isn’t allowed.
Why are you lot chronically horny. It’s so juvenile, time to grow up
>>220888276wahey
no ponies.no peters.no mice.no dragons.no runescape.no piss.no nettles.no chemistry.no currency.it's simple, really.
>>220888253I never liked the positioning of the thumbstick on the right joycon. You have to move your thumb way too far to reach it and it causes cramping. Also every game runs at 30fps. Nintendo games are great, to be fair.
*enters brit*
feel like shit :(
no anime mite be cool
https://voca.ro/1cr57D0KLnAN
>>220888304ktim
women have tiny fit hands and they smol
>>220888255Maurice Tillet and Andre the Giant. Two French wrestlers, both suffering from acromegaly. Guess where Neanderthal man was first discovered.
>>220888311screaming
ktiam going to the psychiatrist today about getting any medication except SSRIs
listening to a podcast called tantra illuminated lately while I’m doing incel runs and all of these guru people seem sound on the show but some have courses that are like 500 great British pounds and up and it seems antithetical to their ideas bit fucked up
>>220888311https://voca.ro/1mGRgh8NYURV
>>220887620Who is this bitch
>>220888333they probably won’t let you but no matter what you do don’t get on benzos
>>220888345thomas mate...
>>220887620Can just imagine a wet, stinky fart just slowly seeping out of that. Absolutely vile.
2026 is my year
>>220888358Why are you attracted to the smell of shit? Do you get a boner every time you drop a dump in the bowl?
>>220887620Bum made for cum
>>220888369What about my post indicated I was attracted to the smell of shite? You yankified cunt.
what a twat
>>220888352why and why not
>>220888354think the woke cut me off
>>220888386Cause you're spaffing-off to the thought of women expelling shit particles from their arse. You gay degenerate fucking little nonce.
>>220888393true. why would jesus do this
>>220888393remember when god sent the bears after that one guythat was out of order
I wish I had a gf
>>220888322that's dorian leigh one of the first supermodels
>>220888393nigga you need to read the Infancy Gospel of Thomas
>>220888441corrrrrrr i'd give her about 10 babies
>>220888440ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktimtkm tkitm ktimtk ktimKEK THIS IS ME
>>220888453calm down pal
>>220888481stupid bitch
>>220888420i like when god killed those children for making fun of the man for being bald
>>220888481I'm not disgusted by menstruation thoughever.
>>220888489based
zoomers don't get the goth thing at all
Our women are so gorgeous
still have to remind myself that 10 years ago is 2016 and not 2008
>>220888481you can have nosebleed without violence doe and it's not disgusting
>>220888345https://voca.ro/1bmIgNJrEF2B
>>220888516>2016
>>220888512the slagdemic
>>220888481women are always disgustingthis post brought to you by gay gang
>>220888393cmon, like you wouldn't do shit like that if you had god powers. just goes to show how down to earth this guy was
>>220888523lol
>>220888540
>>220888481both men and women do this, but women are particularly susceptible to deep sounding quotes and the more they like the quote the less likely they'll unpack it even a little
radiohead creep virgin themed parody:i'm a neeti'm an incel
cor tits
led zeppelin are goodsorry, they just areboomer rock is goodsimple as
>>220888621loop zoop
radiohead creep roadman themed parody:i'm a neeki'm a pagan
>>220888639sputtering
>>220888639s
>>220888648bit gay innit
>>220888481i hate pretentious mongoloids who are all like "my pee and poo and vomit are natural and sacred and lovely actually, here let me rub them in your face otherwise you're a fascist chud oh and btw my placenta is delicious" i mean ofc menstrual blood is gross
>>220888648i wonder how many comic books actually get sold
radiohead everything in its right place ziedy themed parody:yesterday i woke and posted about black penis
the future we're fighting for
>>220888666satan trips very scary
>>220888676fighting the good fight from behind the keyboard init
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvzVTRK1nOY
>>220888675Lol
>>220888676
>>220888621cant get into emtbey have a handful of good songs but tried led Zepelin 1 just didnt like it too much boring meandering blues shiittried physical grafittimuch improvement but coild never get past like first 1/3 of album
>>220888675shriek
>>220888581so true
>>220888675POO HOWLING
for me it's the piper at the gates of dawnI'VE GOT A BIKE YOU CAN RIDE IT IF YOU LIKE
>>220888676so this is rorke
>>220888709phwoar brilliant album
Choose wisely, Rorke.
>5am /brit/you're either the best of mankind waking up at the crack of dawn to achieve your goals before noon, or the worst of mankind, NEETs still awake from the day beforeMy money for most of you is on the latter.
>>220888721
>>220888721right no question
women position themselves in photos in a way where the most breedable is at the center
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1NNNOHgCE
>>220888729liminal hour innit
>>220888729>the worst of mankind, NEETs still awake from the day beforektim
post your favourite /brit/ screenshots
>>220888732it's spelt write you fucking retard
Just sent a risky text got the heart beatin
>>220888734Does that apply here: >>220888721 ?
>>220888741great thing about this is, I know at least 1/4 of /brit/ is like this when they go out into the real world
Put on about 15lbs over night
>>220888729your "hard earned" taxes go toward the rape and replacement of our people mong boy
>>220888757kek I woke up with my stomach still paralysed
>>220888741
>>220888721wun in middle looks like the late bruce loose of noisr punk band flipper
>>220888769degen hour
tried to come up with an indian themed radiohead parody called korma police but couldn't do it
>>220888729i work night shift
>>220888735corr woild shag her arse
>>220888721genuinely can't tell if these are troons or not
>>220888790I can assure you they are all cisgender women.
>>220888769these are the niggas who call muslims perverts
>>220888804howim not convinced middul is not a man
>>220888784indian theme could be karma police
>>220888516fellow peaked in 2018 man
>>220888790very obviously nota lot of you niggas are very interested in trannies but have very poor tranny spotting abilities
>>220888812mild scream
>>220888810I can assure you, from personal experience, she is all woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AkrBQRQvKw
>>220888816the one in the middle raised my suspicions, then noticed the jaw on the leftright looks like a ciswoman obv
keep saying tung tung tung sahur to myself
yiddish choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2TQ2ehSsKs
>>220888829well i feel sorry for you coz you shagged a woman that looks like a troon
got a cold coming on I think
guttural bestial roar
tung tung sex arse
blow up foids with nuclear missiles
find japanese anglophiles very endearing
>>220888840Ashkenazi Jewish culture is so kino its unreal.
there's sight art and sound art and taste artbut no smell art or touch art
>>220888853zoomies baiting to rile up the uncsand you fell for it hook line and sinkertears for you uncactual tears
>>220888873it is really sad it all got wiped out by german autism
>>220888880genuinely unnerving
>>220888884start farting
>find japanese anglophiles very endearing
>>220888895
>zoomies baiting to rile up the uncs>and you fell for it hook line and sinker>tears for you unc>actual tears
>>220888888Epic win
>>220888898they actually are like this
>>220888898That exact same image except replace the US flag with an Abbo flag.
Bi annual review at work said I am a “poor communicator” but I just don’t like speaking I do my job well otherwise
i'm a truecel warrior
>>220888888>one reply this site is so dead
>>220888917remember to say eternally yours
>>220888920it's not a good get
>>220888920wasted on a dire post so couldn't muster up the effort
>>220888919i'm a jewcel warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyRAsBp998
>>220888946stop posting this ugly 50 year old incel
lowkey not a fan of existence
>>220888951
>>220888958he looks like he smells of stale cheese
>>220888946drip
don't like when radiohead starting doing computer things
>don't like when radiohead starting doing computer things
Vault day tomorrow
>>220888958>>220888946Is he aware he has been spammed on /brit/ relentlessly for over 10 years at this point?
>>220888991what's the problem x
Yea well
hold on, you dig on multiverses!?
mad how music is completely useless
>>220888999>is he awareNo
>>220889000just what you said seemed a bit retarded innit
buddhism is fucking gay
>>220889004are you a girl
>>220889009disagree
>>220889011in several multiverses ;)
>>220889018so yeah you are in this one
>>220889005>mad how music is completely useless
>>220888983everything in its right place sounds like a buddhist chant, it's very soothing
the soyjaks are out :/
rorke's dad in his radioshed
Have you ever succumbed to lunch?
>>220889019nah, big ugly hairy smelly bloke
>>220889005anything that brings beauty or awe to our lives is not useless. schopenhauer was right about music
wonder what it's like to be a completely insane schizophrenic person like timhow aware are they of the things they do
>>220889039:((((((((9 im looking for a gf
>>220889037was this during the era he'd cover his face in oil?
Radiohead? Moar like.... GAYDIOHEAD.
wasted my first wank of the day by putting it off so I was too excited when I finally got around to it but on the plus side I stored up so much energy that I will get another one in before bed
schopenhauer would have loved bladee
>>220889059>first wank of the dayyou have multiple??
someone post something clever you've done and are proud of
>>220889053Dunno, I'm not well-versed on my Tim lore.
>>220889073got a degree
>>220889073*spaffs all over your face*yeah? is that clever enough?
King Henry VIII would have loved The Bevis Frond, he would
>>220889090yeah?
why would a girl even have a hitler hairdo
>>220889082nigga looks like a bank note
>>220889089
>>220889098it's beat Britticana
>>220889106>>220889106>>220889106
>>220889109too bloody early!!!
>>220889010no u
>>220889099coz she votes reform
get the postcount increased
>>220889100poo spluttering
>>220889067I've masturbated 2-4 days everyday since the age of 15, it that strange?
>>220889102rorke be like
>>220889127doin it
>>220889132>coomer moment
>>220889100
>>220889497alri calm down pal
