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29 years a wageslave

>>220891797
29 years in retail. Just off yourself by then

yes I am posting from the telephone

>>220891797
My man Rory Tingle

Was a LOT happier before I realised the youtube girl I was gently touching myself to used to be a guy

-1 to his postcount :/

Oh well i used to love her
But it's all over now

>>220891828
>used to
Still is you batty boy

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gf sends me to work with a packed lunch like im a retarded kid

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>>220891828
Blud

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>>220891836
>>220891859

>>220891848
better than wasting money on a meal deal

>>220891848
That’s cute and loving. I wish I had a gf that did that

gonna try rendering a triangle in vulkan

no mick jaggers allowed

>>220891797
Ridiculous how in situations like this the balance of power lies entirely with the crooks
Last night at the pub some drugged up black woman comes in and starts shouting about how she needs £1.50 and harassing customers
The manager had to put his hands behind his back and essentially nudge her out because if he grabbed her it could be an issue
The result being she stayed in there until she got bored instead of just being turfed out
Takes the piss

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I'm just saying that you can always tell. Men that say they were trapped by a tranny and didn't know are lying and should own it that they gey nigga

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mad place

>>220891907
Dogwhistle post

>>220891907
it's only an issue if you work for some mega-corp that has a legal department that gets itself worked up about liability and all that drivel

>>220891910
Better weather, better standard of living, generally better out door culture and potentially better opportunities for my kids. I've made peace with Australia also having similar issues to us like jeets etc, that's unavoidable.

>>220891915
thought it was a pizza from the thumbnail

>>220891915
Thought that was a pizza from the thumbnail haha

>>220891915
corrr love a pizza me

Be right back forum

>>220891907
was in a bottle shop a while back when 3 dudes (they just so happened to be black but please don't let that change your opinion of black people) came in and grabbed two 1L bottles of whiskey each and just walked out with it without saying a word. The "security guard" at the door just said "hey can you pay for that" then stood aside impotent as they walked out. I wouldn't want to be stabbed protecting the company's bottom line either in fairness.
I asked the staff how many times a week it happens and they said 7

catberg spent 2 days at the vets and now catstein is going mental trying to attack her, why is she doing that they're usually best friends its making me sad

bacon toastie and a covfefe for brekkie

>>220892006
the weak must fear the strong

Rabbitberg is being a right shit today

>The UK's unemployment rate has fallen unexpectedly but wages are growing at their slowest pace for more than five years, the latest official figures show.
>Unemployment fell to 4.9% in the three months to February, despite predictions it would remain unchanged at 5.2%.
>However, the fall appears to reflect a slight rise in the number of people no longer looking for work, who are not included in the unemployment figures.

niggas have literally given up
Starmer will still boast about this on the morrow at PMQs
lmao

>>220892006
smells like the vets

>>220892011
get off the pork lad it's no good for you

>>220892029
do you have kids
who has a rabbit after 12 years old
power to you it's just not something you see

wish Diego was here to explain this Foreign Affairs Select Committee thing in the news

>>220891907
Rorke, she built Britain

>>220892006
probably thinks its a completely different cat in her territory

>>220892032
> people no longer looking for work
What does this even mean? I thought you had to be actively looking for work in order to get your benefits

>>220892043
i rarely eat it

>>220892046
I have 2 kids >>220891937
My rabbit is 9 years old now and getting on a bit

>>220892033
rorkes mam haha

>>220892064
you're gonna have a cock of a time getting a live rabbit into Australia, they're extremely anal about that sort of thing

loads of chinese have started moving in round my way. sick of it. why does everyone in the world want to come and live here?

big fan of the nottingham accent
fooking realleh

>>220892114
my ex has that accent

>>220891933
Or if you're some meek mild mannered manager of a London pub in this case

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>>220892078
I have no plans to bring him over. He'd probably die in transit at this point. Just letting him enjoy the last few years he has with the family

>>220892114
for me its the somerset accent

>>220892039
The White Man's burden

menulog

>>220892004
Yeah this is a major issue in the UK as well
Smack heads and youths will just walk in and take what they want without any pushback
A mixture of "it's above my pay grade" mentality and the above mentioned legal issues means the thieves have carte blanche to do what they want while the 5ft5 Indian or African security guard just stands by and watches
They're calling them urban scarecrows but I think that does a disservice to actual scarecrows who are at least somewhat preventative

>doing some data shite for toilberg
>gave him some provisional data, stressed it was provisional
>then gave him some final data
>he's chosen to take the provisional data's figures because it makes the company (and him) look better

bet I get the blame for him going with bollocks numbers and all
deeply unserious company

>>220892207
Make provisional data look worse than actual

>>220892110
Why the fuck did you decide to live in a Chinese area?

gonna put on me 3 piece suit and float around town looking like ive got places to be and people to see

>>220892110
>why does everyone in the world want to come and live here?
No idea, the UK is genuinely grim now.

They just swore on the news!!! Emily Thornberry just said the F-b*mb but the real one!!

Need some more fibre in my diet poos are literally falling out my arse

>>220892251
the worst places in china india etc are still worse than the worst places in the uk, we've got a lot of decline left before they stop coming here

hi guys im gay

classroom of the elite. lots of fit birds in that

business idea: British National Socialist Workers' Party.

>>220892280
You're right, of course, but seeing how this place has changed over the past 20 or so years is beyond depressing.

lads i am gay. ponder on that

put that up your peace pipe and smoke it

>>220892126
corrr bet he'd make a good stew

sad abt spurs

>>220892301
true, you walk or drive through a lot of placed in london, birmingham, manchester, liecester etc and it doesn't even look like the uk anymore

>>220892188
no one should put their physical health on the line for a random company

>>220892310
just dreamt i came out even though im not gay, people were really mean

the calls for Starmer to resign over Peter Mandelson sound like weak piss to me in my ignorant cum smelling incel cave on the other side of the planet

>>220892331
Would unironically recommend rabbits as pets. Affectionate lil guy

reckon theres at least a thousand more mandelsons in our government

>>220892399
how can you tell when hes happy

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welsh excellence!!!!!

peter handlessons

>>220892351
If you're a security guard it comes with the territory

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>>220892438
haha

I dreamt I was wacking off and flatmateberg's gf saw it in full detail.

>>220892425
He runs around and jumps like crazy. When you stroke him, if he's comfortable and happy he chatters his teeth which is their version of purring. He licks you when he wants to be picked up and stroked. Generally he gravitates to you when happy.

Lazy day in the office for me lads. Just me in so going to smash out the work very quickly and nap/read about my new game I'll be playing when I get home.
Was very hungover yesterday and did the bare minimum so need to get a couple odds and ends done today aha

>>220892477
How does that work then

>>220892491
>read about my new game I'll be playing when I get home.
Nothing gives me the ick more than grown men going home and playing their little video games
Pick up a book nigguh

>>220892496
He knocked 2/3 years off his age and probably realised people in his school will start posting online about it so started being honest

>>220892513
Books are gay

I'm not a member of any work WhatsApp groupchats and I've never been invited to any and I've never had sex.

>>220892513
oh shit will you not suck him off now

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rorke's gone barmy

>>220892475
they arent allowed to do anything plus fuck that imagine getting hurt over a couple dollars worth of merchandise from a billion dollar company, no point

>>220892491
What game? I'm playing death stranding 2 currently.

i dont have whatsapp or telegram those are nonce apps

>>220892513
Spent enough time reading books to get to where I am today.
Also book readers tend to be pseuds

funny how the real developer of telegram was an autistic dweeboid incel but his giga chad brother took all the credit for it

>>220892555
whatsapp is the app you use to appease iPhone using family members

found out that chickens are simply a domesticated form of a species known as "red junglefowl" and so now whenever i see a chicken i can't help but sing "hey there little red junglefowl" to it

>>220892555
Telegram certainly is nonce central.

>>220892539
Done im
>>220892548
Going to start lies of p. Was playing Warhammer boltgun but wasn't feeling the doom shooter style at the moment. Need a sort of RPG to sink my teeth into

>>220892543
It's not about a couple of dollars of stock (you're deliberately exaggerating here to play down the issue) it's about not letting criminals run around with impunity and actually having a degree of law and order in society
It's also not just billion pound companies this issue affects

>>220892597
Oh ye, I tried P a while back but just found it a bit too samey compared to all the other souls. If you wanted more action oriented rpg I can definitely recommend nioh 3. I dumped 100 hours into that on release.

kentucky fried red junglefowl

it's really not that likely that that little piece of chicken would have leapt out of the pan, rolled across the benchtop like a ball and called onto the floor given how gently I was stirring and the angle of the movement
this is how I know God is real and manipulates the laws of physics to fuck with me

have you lads had sex yet?

We at /brit/ congratulate the Sussexes on a successful tour of Australia

>>220892637
not done it in years

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do u like din hinschel ,?

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To the person who booby-trapped their Amazon package with rotten milk:I’ve already contacted the police and I am pressing charges for assault.I saw what appeared to be an unattended package on your porch and picked it up. The moment I opened it in my car, it exploded. Sour, curdled, putrid milk went everywhere — soaking my leather seats, floor mats, dashboard, and even the ceiling. My entire vehicle now smells like spoiled sewage, and I can barely stand to drive it.This wasn’t an accident. Someone deliberately created a disgusting, hazardous trap inside that box, clearly intending to harm whoever opened it. That is malicious and potentially dangerous — especially for anyone with allergies or sensitivities.You don’t get to play vigilante and weaponize rotting food just because you don’t want porch pirates. Leaving a biological hazard disguised as a normal package is reckless endangerment.I’ve documented everything with photos, kept the packaging with your address on it, and turned it over to the police. My lawyer is already reviewing the case for civil damages, including professional detailing of my car, cleaning costs, and emotional distress.Setting traps with spoiled milk is not “teaching someone a lesson.” It’s illegal, dangerous, and completely unhinged.If you think this kind of behavior is acceptable, you’re wrong.

>>220892637
no i'm a late bloomer i'll probably be having millions of sex soon

>>220892637
not yet but I'm just a 30 year old boy

>>220892637
I had sex with my wife 2 days ago. She dressed up and everything.

nary a syllable

>>220892637
No but I’m only 23 I’m practically a baby right

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>>220892637
no but I'm only 32 I'm a late bloomer you see

>>220892612
security is a min wage job
if you want them to put their life on the line they need similar powers and pay to a police officer
not to mention the mess that comes with giving civilians the power to detain people
go put your life on the line for a couple bottles of whiskey mate you wont

>>220892670
Lovely AI image that, and I feel the AI wall of text complete with multiple em-dashes really helps set the scene! Just an all round great piece of engagement bait.

>>220892720
At this point the police is basically a minimum wage job and attracts the same people other minimum wagie roles do.

>>220892670
brb shower

>>220892736
besides the point

>>220892637
Still got plenty of time, I'm only 31 years young

>>220892670
You shouldn’t have touched it. None of your business. Keep your hands off other people’s stuff! Good luck trying to sue for that one!

>>220892481
ktim

>>220892719
>KGATLW poster
It was inevitable

>>220892670
Got to be kidding me, you go up on someone else's property pick up their property open it up in your car and you're going to sue them

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the artist formerly known as Prince died 10 years ago today

>>220892670
Right well that's a box full of dick cheese

harvey's in the sky with diamonds and he's making me crazy

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>>220892670

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Don’t they remember what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah ?

my grey hairs have a horrible texture like a horrible old woman

>>220892795
Mad how of all things he was killed by a 21st century opioids crisis

>>220892670
So you stole someone’s package and are upset because they caught you?

ngl my cock is pretty juicy looking

Why do so many cunts gravitate to Bristol?

the wax in the middle of the road actually is real though

>>220892842
lots of Green voters

>>220892720
You're not putting your life on the line stopping some opportunistic nitty or teenager from stealing booze
I have stopped thieves before and will do it again because unlike you I'm not some depressed nihilist content with seeing their area go to shit

Shit! Went on a long holiday in Australia and forgot to cancel my milk order

>I've stopped thieves before

bizarre larp but go off king

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Woman in my office has generational bottom supported by thick thighs and topped off with slim upper body.

I can't trust a man who goes above the bare minimum for a low wage job.

>>220892852
could you beat up mousey

>>220892670
You knew who the package was addressed to, so why open it? What reason did you convince yourself of to justify opening it?

>Brit finds anything other than deep seated complacency unbelievable
Lmao

don't want to see the new final destination films because i can put up with gore but swallowing glass is something that makes my skin crawl

>>220892885
probably just an office 10 mate, it happens. Inevtiable really when one spends most of the day cooped up with the same women. The mind wanders.

>>220892670
Who EVER said that was YOURS???? Should not have touched anybody else's packages in the first place. That shows your character right there. I hope they sue you!

>>220892885
stop being such a creep.

>>220892899
Yeah and I'd do it with pleasure

>>220892905
It's more believable than you stopping thieves (plural) by karate kicking them. What a load of drivel.

justt make it legal to kill thieves.

rorke having fantasies about heroically stopping thieves again

rorkey chan karate chopping thieves at the tesco

>>220892941
rorke will say women love masculinity while worshipping a girl dating a mexican twink

>>220892943
Embarrassing levels of projection lmao

I hate my life and want to die

mate if this is the hill that you want to die on, that you are a national hero who has stopped multiple theives (plural) without being sacked and without any mention in the news, you crack on pal

we're all just grateful you've carved out some time for us on this anime website on a Tuesday weekday morning from your busy schedule of being employed and stopping theives

literally just want to have a boner and jack off all day

>>220893032
idiot monkey

>>220893032
too cold to jerkoff

>>220893026
Look mate I know you're a meek little conflict avoidant freakazoid but it doesn't mean the whole country is
Have fun getting walked all over in life though

rorke naruto running after a zoomie who's nicked a mr beast bar

>>220892852
didn't realise the story triggered a whole argument but the guys who stolen the whiskey weren't teenagers, they were 3 big black guys in their 30s, you wouldn't have made eye contact with them in the car park let alone tackled them to stop them from stealing

rorke yodeling at a sabrina carpenter concert

>>220893026
Not everyone is as weak as you
I'm in Asda atm but will post my bravery medal when I'm home

>>220893079
lol sent that ponce flying. probably raised by a single mother

Are you this funny in real life?

so many bizarro freaks on here

>>220893026
sent that larper flying mate I'm a separate poster and I agree with you

Is it just vodafone or are other people having trouble with the internet lately? Major sites just failing to respond or load. I tried applying for a job on Indeed just now and the page just wouldn't proceed my application.

Linkedin not loading. Job application pages not loading. Everything is just shit and slow

>>220893026
got sent flying all the way to Australia

>>220893170
>I tried applying for a job on Indeed just now and the page just wouldn't proceed my application.
Your cv is probably just shit

>>220893170
Unironically I am with vodafone as well and have been having similar issues lately so I'm glad you've posted this.

On my end it's like pages are taking a beat too long to load. They still load but there's a one second pause or so before the page loads. Then other times it will load instantly. Been happening for a good few days now. At least now we know there's a shared problem and hopefully it will be fixed soon x

very arousing webms on the gif thread titled ‘goonettes’

>>220893170
>>220893199
You're literally being man in the middled

Remember essexmong and that other fella threatening to batter each other over vocaroo

I'm asking him to change his ways

>>220891797
the real story is a supermarket manager hasn't found work in 4 months

this is nice thread

>>220893248
What's even the point of working. Benefits are mint la

>>220893170
oh and a bit niche but Flashscore is completely unusable

Hello again

nigga said hello again sc r

>>220893291
Hi rorke

>>220893289
Gigantic pupils despite being inches away from a bright lamp.

Diagnosis: on drugs

https://youtu.be/DFMuvIcwigk

Average poster here btw

nigga talm bout sum hello

prison grounds operative job
click to apply on company site
site refuses to load

thats the job search completely for the day

I've deteriorated mentally so much that I barely remember what it means to feel normal

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Wow should have really considered becoming a physician

can feel poo #2 gurgling in my guts

not clicking your links
if it's not worth posting as a webm or mp4 it's not worth posting

>>220893339
yes this is me

>>220893337
Don't get raped la

>>220893337
>completed

hotmail not working so can't check that either. Its not the internet. Many sites are fine. But the big ones that you need to do important shit on are all fucked. Seems intentional

>>220893354
Only 7 other applicants. I like those odds

farting under the sheets x

>>220893337
Theres an anon here who works as a prison officer.

>>220893394
actually mental how based capybaras are

>>220893394
/brit/ on its way to vote for restore

>>220893354
If you're an Indian or Nigerian you can literally bluff your way into these NHS jobs

>>220893354
4.4B a year?
Honestly what kind of job would you be willing to take for 4.4 billion? Professional shit taster, bellend cheese cleaner, super-AIDS test subject?

rorke telling his job coach he couldn't apply for any jobs because of a russian cyberattack

>highs of: 12C
>feels like: 3C

right cheers

>>220893413
I'd vote for restore but I think it'll have to be reform to keep greens out

rorke googling if you can have a capybara as a pet

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how can i become prettier

will skin care help if i suffered from acne for 30 years

>>220892885
get her pumped

>>220893394
their meat is delicious

>>220893421
Just become a cardiologist and lift 4 billion a year, it’s right there

>>220893429
Got a healthy chuckle out of me.

>Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed
LOL

>>220893445
Depends what you look like to begin with. Lose weight if you're fat, grow a beard if you have a weak jaw, take care of your skin, simple stuff really

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>>220893430
what you on about?

>>220893465
not that funny

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hoodies only become comfy after at least 3-5 washes
sure feels nice once you've got it on the first time, but the fluffiness makes you overheat so fast
anyway here's a forren slag's arse

>>220893455
Una delicia

>>220893473
sorry lad you've been deceived by a vpn schizo

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>>220893445

>>220893465
They should ban uber eats and all the other food delivery services unironically while they're at it. Sick of seeing fat cunts everywhere. The island will sink at this rate.

>>220893488
ruby granger looking pretty cheeked up these days xx

>>220893465
United Pozdom

Genuinely addicted to eating pussy.

>>220893548
alri zhang

>>220893445
Repeatedly hit yourself in the jaw and cheekbones with a hammer

they b& disposable vapes last year but I still see them for sale all the time

>>220893562
Little twat on all fours

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>>220893473
this is how i look
>>220893497
i look and walk like that

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>>220893562
moments later

rorke looking at the window, reminiscing about the victorian era

>>220893562
he's lucky it was only a titchy one

>>220893548
sorry mate they're banning that

>>220893578
meu deus

>>220893578
virgin alert

>>220893578
If this is actually you then you already have a decent jawline. Shave, cut your hair short and put some mass on in the gym. Smile more. That's literally it

>>220893595
Wouldn't put it past them desu.

>>220893548
alri uncle jun

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well rorke?

Hello there!

Starting the day off right with a Monster energy ultra black zero sugar

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>>220893613
how did you know

>Senior London Labour figures charged after criminal investigation into alleged vote rigging
Exclusive: Four people charged after criminal investigation into irregularities surrounding Labour candidate selection process for Croydon East

lmao

>>220893548
how do you get started in this field

>>220893638
hi

Housemate is a bit of a wigger so he'll do things like rub his hands together and say "yo that shit braaaaazy" it's really weird

>>220893670
It's over saturated field as is

>>220893694
haha what is that hand rubbing thing it looks funny

rorke's been lwk actin braaaaazy fr

Had a dream about Nigella Lawson trying to charm me into bed

How would you describe your fashion sense?

>>220893742
lots of blue

>>220893727
being terminally online needs to be an actual recognised mental illness that can get you sectioned

>>220893742
a shirt and jeans

>>220893742
somerset gimp

>>220893742
incelcore

>>220893742
Trainers, slim fit jeans, t shirt (sometimes long sleeve) and a hoodie. It's a timeless and feminine look

>>220893742
caveman

>>220893727
meanwhile no protests against ENIC

>>220893742
My mum still buys my clothes (I'm 31)

>>220893776
No dresses or skirts?

im already tracer

>>220893742
use to go poor hypebeast syle now i just go broke NEET style

>>220893742
m&s

>>220893742
band shirts and black skinny jeans

>>220893790
Young women don't really wear them

>>220893811
this is why i hate women

Trackie bottoms and toy trainers made in China

Ok ..
If you Ask
Me ..

I Predict

Peter Mandelson

will be
arrested
Again soon !!

>>220893727
it's always healers who do this shit

there's poo in them there bums

Easiest way to reduce immigration to your country is let it go to shit

>>220893853
doesnt work we tried

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

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>>220893727
people are still playing overshite in the year of our lord 2026?

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>>220893742

>>220893891
howling the hoose doon

>>220893727
Mercy players are fucking retarded
Yeah sorry it's only fun for you when you can fly around at mach speed with a small hitbox
You are being NERFED BITCH

>clit/brown/taint-area
virgin detector clicking away furiously

>>220893845
Because healer mains are all trannies, and trannies are notoriously obnoxious and spiteful

>>220893694
Fly roommate

>>220893920
Just say youre jealous

My male friend is a healer main and only chooses female characters…

been playing a lot of lucio because my dps is too high to play with my friend, VERY FUN

never played overwatch, have only wanked to the characters

Ten years in and im raping my arse like im cheating on my arse WITH my arse. A decade-plus and my arse still rApes my dick.

>>220893946
had one of those
he's married with a kid now (he dropped off the face of the earth the moment he met the woman)

>>220893976
i wanked a lot to the straight shota ones

>>220893958
fun character to ignore your team on and just do whatever

>>220893997
>>220894006
:/