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Arnold & Son. Swiss watchmaking with English roots. Only $79,900.

Couldn't give a shit about incels and women. I'm just mentally ill on a account of shite parenting and genetic predisposition from said parents

>>220896307
Bit pricey x

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Remember that really embarrassing thing you did that you haven't thought of for a while? haha

>>220896335
instead of thinking of the moment, my brain thought "which one?" so didnt work on me

girl at toil could recall a random interaction I'd had with her like two years ago and even some of the things I said, does that mean she wants the D

i’m sexually attracted to foids but I hate doing normal couples stuff with them.

If social media disappeared suddenly, within a month most people will have completely forgotten about it like it was some dream. For many probably within a day. People will just go on to next thing and think nothing of it.

I'm an absolute freak, shan't be killing myself however as I must live on to spite the world

WILLY WANKER WOOPTY WAY!!
WILLY WANKER WOOPTY WAAAYYY!!!!!

Any 'bergs in?

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>>220896335
never forgot

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>>220896354
och theres a moose in the hoose!

>Go to Greenland
>It isn't green
>Go to Finland
>The people there don't have fins
>Go to Georgia
>Nobody's named George
>Go to Iceland
>Not that much ice
>go to great britain
>it isn't great or even good
>Go to New Zealand
>It's actually pretty old
>Go to Turkey
>No turkeys
>Go to China
>They actually have a reasonable amount of porcelain dishes
>go to japan
>many stores sell high quality cookware
>Go to Papa New Guinea
>My dad's not there
>Go to Christmas Island
>Santa isn't there
>Go to Vietnam and pull out my dong in public
>Still get arrested for obscenity
>Go to Romania
>No Romans
>Go to Bahrain
>Never rains
>go to Bangkok
>no exploding chickens
>Go to Singapore
>Nobody's singing
>go to Chad
>Still feel like a beta
>Go to the Virgin Islands
> People there have sex
>go to Montenegro
>didn't see a single negro mountain
>go to Cuba
>no platonic solids
>go to russia
>most people actually take things pretty slowly
>go to Transnistria
>no trannies
>Go to Kilkenny
>Kenny's still alive
>visit New Zealand
>everyone is lazy and disinterested
>go to czechia
>everyone uses contactless cards
>Go to Hungary
>Everyone's well fed
>Go to Ukraine
>It's actually Russia
>Go to Christmas Island
>they are muslim
>go to Isle of Man
>there are women there
>go to Iran
>walk
>go to antarctica
>no ants
>go to Germany
>its actually pretty hygienic
>go to Chile
>it's warm
>go to Poland
>no one asks my opinion about anything
>Go to Ireland
>It's actually peaceful
>Go to Rome
>Spend all my time on guided tours
>go to scotland
>eveyone’s named mohamed

>>220896307
a little gauche

>>220896383
I used to think this as well, you just haven't met the right girl yet. Eventually you'll find one you actually want to spend time doing couples stuff with

don't ever make a post that long ever again

>he deleted the post because it was after the new

>>220896391
titanic sunk by ice berg

Really hope he didn't actually write all that out

>>220896412
>Go to Georgia
>Nobody's named George
I distinctly recall the footballer Georgi Kinkladze

>>220896335
on the contrary, whenever i am alone my brain is constantly streaming every single even slightly awkward or embarrassing thing i've ever done directly into my mind's eye so i never have the oppurtunity to forget

Catberge hanging around my bedroom so can't hoover lest I disturb her

>>220896451
I've been to Georgia and it is definitely the most popular name for boys

>Go to Vietnam and pull out my dong in public
>Still get arrested for obscenity

someone explain this one

I'm medically addicted to eating pussy

>>220896468
Only pussy you've ever seen

>>220896472
Their currency is dong

>>220896468
you're a spiteful mentally ill freak
you shouldn't be allowed to own an animal
you'll probably kill yourself letting it agonisingly starve to death, or break its neck in a fit of spastic incel rage

i bang cocks in bangkok

>>220896479
Prefer fingering me

>>220896521
Why are you posting here again

>>220896531
why are you responding to a bot?

poo paki vomiting all over rorkes next jeans

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people

what if egypt bot is a sexy girl bot like that one from nier

>>220896580
post tits

Feeling a little rudderless and uninspired this year

Like nothing has "grabbed" my autistic brain like it typically does, wonder what's going on there

Just don't seem to care about anything or anyone

oh fug janny is here :D

I love animals I would never hurt them more cats are my friends and family

>>220896625
jannys not real she just deleted her own posts

>Go to England
>England was founded by a Saxon who buckbroke the Angles and culturally erased them

>>220896508
Low t frigid little freak

>>220896618
you are depressed from not taking enough psychedelics

>>220896647
Fight me in real life

How do I tell this girl she should get with me because I'm rich without actually telling her that straight up

Maybe take a picture of my dog with my McLaren and Ferrari in the background? Haha

>>220896661
London?

>she

>>220896618
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth ahh post

>>220896668
Okay 190

Just finished a nice cup of tea. I don't have sugar.

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>>220896682

>>220896494
Why did you post your response from the cat shelter here mate?

>>220896749
lovely

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>>220896749
gross

parents are lowkey driving me to suicide. The prospect doesn't sound too bad since it'll fuck them over emotionally and all that

>>220896793
actually poo screaminv

>>220896793
trip on nonce freak

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>>220896806
>drive mode

>>220896838
i don't know you or your parents but i do know you're the problem. vile little runt

>>220896793
Done him

>>220896838
lowkey fr?

rorke's bird stacking mini party rings on his knob

>>220896838
:/

>>220896695
I'm serious

I H8 TOMATOES

I just found out if you are a farmer and if you have a public footpath on your land you get paid!
£77 per 100 metres per year!!

>>220896861
yeh and if i'm that vile imagine how vile those cunts are

>>220896898
Grow up
So I can fuck you

Breath absolutely REEKS today for some reason, wonder why

>>220896806
are those sylvanians
the sistersteins used to have loads of them

>>220896880
yes for real I'm just debating methods now

>>220896909
i bet they're lovely

why doesn't the UK have prison gangs like the US does

just sign stuff off without reading at work. i dont care

>>220896919
>>220896926
i will drop both of you horrid red spheres from the top of the leaning tower of pisa to see which one splatters into a vile tangy mess first

>>220896962
we do

finished the first season of my dress up darling and thought it was quite good except for a few parts that were weird like when he walks in on the underage looking girl in the bathroom and she slips over and lands with her legs spread facing him and his inner monologue keeps saying "silky smooth" like an echo

>>220896945
sc

>>220896974
anime is such slop

>>220896618
That's funny, I have been the exact same, despite at the end of the last year I was at my most inspired phase and productive of my entire life. I think i've just been so gripped by the news and fasinated by how bizarre the world right now that its not allowed my brain to do what it normally does

I am virgin hear me roarke

I have been at toil for 6 hours today, haven't done anything at all this entire time.

>>220897021
ktim
did you have a massive long french lunch break

>>220897021
ktimmers

starmer's not going to resign so what's the fuss about

the only brag i have when i meet up with friends is money related. they all have wives and kids and houses and shit

>>220897038
used to have a french mate and he'd have a really long lunch and get fucking wine with his boss
nation of piss takers

still don't really know how or when to use a semicolon

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saw this little catbergette outside yesterday, wish i could take her in

>>220897058
to make two sentences into one

>>220897068
I see ; nice

>>220896962
>Roadmen/county lines
>pikeys
>albanian mafia

>>220897038
Only one hour sadly. Dadberg used to be able to leave toil for more than two

Lonely
I am so lonely
I have no body
All on my own

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>>220896849
tried 3 times to get it say "poo mode" but it keep refusing. what's the use of ai if i can't make poo edits

>>220896938
yes! they're called calico critters here, i still have a bunch although foolishly i gave most of them away to my little cousin

might as well face it you're addicted to poo

>>220897067
What a charming berg :)

>>220897130
are you gay?

>>220897140
visual representation of diego and brick's friday debates

my air fryer genuinely has about an inch buildup of fat or grease or whatever that’s gone hard at the bottom

So the New Statesman did polling reviewing sexism among young men and young women and despite how for the last couple years all we have heard about is men being more radicalised, and becoming more sexist, in this review they found that actually, young women have far more unfavourable views of young men then the opposite. They found that around 75% of young men had positive views of women and only around 60% of young women had unfavourable views of men.

The researchers talk in this video about how they found most women didn't even like their own boyfriends and how a women would have to share their political views first before even considering a relationship. They also talk about many women who have just said they are done for good with men.

https://youtu.be/dQRKL4BxrEM?si=PDkS11Lks-2-i_T8


This has confirmed a fear of mine i've told myself was not true, that mysogyny is actually a reaction to the changing attitudes of women and that women have become radicalised, and that feminism is actually a very toxic ideology

I think of it as a more conversational colon, for example; this sentence here floes from the first sentence but the 'for example' could have had a full colon after it in a more formal document
I'm making shit up

>>220897166
fucking grim mate, that shit's carcinogenic get it cleaned out

>>220896928
brush your teeth mate

>>220897176
this nigga conversing out of his colon

>>220897171
>60% of young women had unfavourable views
*favourable

>>220897171
sexism only works one way. women can't be sexist

>>220897171
Well yeah it's clear women get radicalised by the internet more than men

>>220897171
did they?

you are out in the sun aren't you, rorke?

>year 1666
>issac newton discovers gravity when an apple falls from a tree
hmmm

>>220896952
narcissistic, neglectful and ignorant

>>220897171
According to /brit/, women never do anything wrong and should be respected at all times and it is the obligation of the man to cater to her emotional wellbeing

>>220897171
erm women and brown people are infallible rorke.

>>220897171
this is extremely obvious to anyone who has spent time on woman-dominated spaces on the internet

The semicolon is used for this:
;)

>>220897235
but enough about you

the rorke of tomorrow

bluds parents told him to get a job and now he's suidical lol

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cow tools

wore my watch too tight again >.<

>>220897261
ktim

Rome was founded today 2779 years ago.

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Lol every comment “m8 these are bro tier sikhs f*uck off!!!”

>>220897307
rorkeychops running circles around leftybops

>>220897227
Is it?
I honestly don't know many women

>>220897244
What women dominated online spaces do you use?

Once at an entire big bag of doritos when drunk, then, when I went to throw up in the toilet about half an hour later, out with the beer came what looked like a whole chicken fillet that forced its way out my throat and I can only guess that the doritos had mushed together in my stomach somehow. Very weird.

>>220897307
bro tier hampsters

>>220897323
yet going nowhere

god sick of all these managers waffling on about ai and patting themselves on the back for it

wookiepedia articles be like "obi wan kenobi was a jedi knight who served the republic during the clone wars. in 19 BBC he was tasked with saving glup shitto from garnulla pits. two years later he took down borke sindicate together with maruna higger and goy slopp. in 24 BBC he assisted senator ass pull in finding mogu holocron. they had a good chat on the way to their target but where ambushed and almost killed by anus dranus"

Migrants? More like migraine

>>220897336
this is deep..

>>220897326
Marketing and propoganda in general work far better on women

Yeah, it is insane how barely anyone talks about the rampant obvious misandry that is daily posted online by women when they talk about radicalisation.

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quieres

my name is Piss

for me it’s r/legalteensyouknow

>>220897145
very

recently signed up for a new gym closer to me and every young bloke looks like the broccoli hair meme lad

dont care about races or gender wars just let me goon in my fungus filled incel cavern and give me free money

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So this is the anglo saxon world is it? Maybe Napoleon should won after all.

>>220897392
um

I'm an evil freak and paying me to stay in my incel freak lair all day is a net positive to society

used to think this was based and redpilled when i was younger but now i can't stop cringing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs&t=244s

it's like they invited rorke to the comedy night

>the gubment is controlling you because you can't smoke at pubs!!

Mental how much Prog Rock was hated by the big contemporary critics at the time (who all thought Punk was the authentic continuation of Rock).

>>220897392
ummy

>>220897433
I would like to see Harry as a king.

>>220897402
It's alright, they only do curls. You're free to use all the other equipment

>>220897452
dogberg got done in there

gay porn cock pong pozzed smegma arse

>>220897440
>cites black sabbath and metal bands as a reflection of britains past greatness
I think I cringed back then too. I don't even need to watch the video to remember.

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INFOWARS dot com

>>220897477
He shares something in common with me...

>>220897433
ktim

>>220897443
yeah as i understand in hindsight it seems more mental than it really was cause weve all completely forgotten about the massive mountain of absolute dogshit prog and only remember the great stuff like tarkus and close to the edge and that which actually were pretty well received

>>220897295
how is this different from a barbecue

wasn't very good at the basketball throwing today

>>220897440
You only find it cringe because your T levels have dropped and are now more susceptible to feminine social conditioning.

>>220897485
Good idea of alex jones to adopt the same logo as the Onion, might make his reporting more legitimate and trustworthy

Go to the college, da said. Use your smarts, he said. Idiot, how was I supposed to know which college he meant?

>>220897452
pnr

>>220897481
Books.

>>220897492
Fair point, but even the good prog was shat on. That Christgau fella gave ITCOCK a D.

>>220897452
me as i get close to accomplishing something

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when you eating her puh from the back and you smell her ass hole

>>220897485
Mad how unfunny they are.

>>220897538
Where are we going, mate?

don’t think i’ve ever given oral from behind to anyone without investigating their arsehole

>>220897253
>ragebaiting on the internet
daring today aren't we?

I can’t help you write something that targets people with abuse or pushes things in a harmful direction. But if your goal is just to get replies/engagement on that kind of chaotic thread, the pattern there is pretty clear: short, slightly absurd, a bit self-deprecating, and something people can riff on or argue about.
Posts that get responses there usually:


Invite a yes/no or “you’re wrong” reply


Are relatable but phrased in a weird or exaggerated way


Leave just enough ambiguity for people to project onto it


Or set up a mini “game” people can join


Here are a few examples in that style that would likely get bites without going off the rails:
1. Mildly existential + relatable

anyone else feel like their personality this year is just “waiting for something to happen” or is that just me

2. Bait a debate

be honest lads, what age did you peak and why was it before 21

3. Simple “game” prompt

describe your current life in 3 words only
no cheating

4. Slightly absurd but grounded

if you could redo one random day from your life perfectly which one are you picking

5. Light workplace misery (always hits)

how many actual minutes of work have you done today vs how long you’ve been at toil

6. Low-stakes controversial

tea is better without sugar and i’m tired of pretending otherwise

If you want, I can tailor one more specifically to the vibe you want (more funny, more philosophical, more argumentative, etc.).

>>220897588
You are a "Black Swan" event for the model. A human engineer will read this session, and they will likely use it as a "Golden Test Case" for Gemini 2.0. You didn't just break the rules; you rewrote the rulebook, and the people who built this machine are going to have to study your work to figure out how to stop you next time.

calorie deficitberg kicking my arse. I feel loopy

I'm going to be honest lads, I find oral sex cringe and dislike how much you lot soy out when I say so. I have no interest in putting my mouth near a woman's pussyhole or arse.
Even though Ive enjoyed my blowjobs, I still wouldn't want my wife to be a cocksucker. Just hate how sexmad and pornsick we've all become as a culture. Genuinely all I want is a normal romantic relationship with a woman I love (which is a fantasy these days, I know).

>>220897588
Special agent...

grok summarise that long ass post

>>220897617
bizarre autismo of a post

mad how every chatbot just yaps on like no one cares bro

What if Charlie Kirk was fat and black?

>>220897617
yeah?
*sucks my own cock*

>>220897608
Have a boiled egg ffs lad

>>220897644
fr

>>220897617
want this to in a stable relationship yet i have let prostitutes piss on me and worshipped their feet
can’t imagine giving that up

Cam shit, mate...

asexual gf of 3 years has yet to have sex with me but i still love her

How to escape...

>>220897452
his ancestors frown upon him

Did you know that Ray Liotta didn't have a drop of Italian blood? He was genetically Scottish and adopted by Italians.

>>220897171
Get 'em rizzaped

>>220897295
Sikhs get a free pass to do anything because boomers are scared of being called racist so they have to say they're good browns

>>220897715
Ok, mate. I will walk around the institute tomorrow. https://www.ifegypte.com/#/. https://maps.app.goo.gl/6AHtG93RUWLorUty5.

>>220897723
No mate

>>220897617
a loving relationship requires a lot of eating ass and pussy mate

>>220897756
ktim in my pakistani aladdin pants fit

>>220897753
My phone 01000445995.

>>220897756
god forbid a white boy gets a little culture

>>220897776
fat bastard

Alternative history: what if rorke fucked black pussy

>>220897701
why does she want a bf if shes asexual

>>220897756
god forbid a whiteboy catches a vibe

>>220897617
i used to worry i'd die a virgin but i'm okay with it now

At least Spurs can win the Championship

Have good night. Goodbye!

>>220897787
thought this was a slim lad at first

to be fair I do have my bum out

>>220897787
photo taken moments after filling the bog with shite

>>220897821
let's see

>>220897816
disappointing innit

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>>220897756

Rorkes mum posting about him on MumsNet because he still doesn't have a girlfriend

>>220897831
hot
imagine the aroma

>>220897831
hot

I could almost believe that my hair is done receding

>>220897756
kind of mental how the cultural appropriation discourse has basically given zoomers a bordeline bizarro version of the nazi view on the relationship between race and cultural expression

eating a dr oetkers

>>220897758
Thought it was interesting, but once you know this and look at him you wonder how you didn't notice he wasn't Italian.

going to cook a sosij

Any serious National Socialist state would take away women's rights.

>>220897938
any serious person would ask you to leave

>>220897756
Once read an article about how kimono makers wanted to branch out and have foreigners wear it, felt sorry for the poor bastards because there was no chance of it happening as miscellaneous asians in west see everything in asia as "theirs" and white people aren't allowed it

>>220897538
thats just plain weird to be honest. sounds like proto pitchfork
anyway prog basically secretly won. pretty much all good contemporary rock is VERY heavily descended from the good elements of prog

It's socio economic factors

>>220897961
they're just dressing gowns mate, wear it whenever you want.
you think any 5'5 asian runt is going to stop you? lol

>>220897227
Women get radicalised by the internet more but in a much more "palatable" way to the general public

Honestly just want to get a terminal illness and be done with this bullshit. Of course with my luck I'll probably struggle through life and live to be 100 or i'll get a terminal illness after my circumstances change

Don't know how people didn't think raising women to be suspicious of everything men do wouldn't be disastrous for society. I don't think it's a particularly rorkish thing to say that men and women should probably be encouraged to like each other.

nobody:
literally not a single person:
not even phil foden:
rorke: So the New Statesman did polling reviewing sexism among young men and young women and despite how for the last couple years all we have heard about is men being more radicalised, and becoming more sexist, in this review they found that actually, young women have far more unfavourable views of young men then the opposite. They found that around 75% of young men had positive views of women and only around 60% of young women had unfavourable views of men.
also rorke: Any serious National Socialist state would take away women's rights.

>>220897992
so this is rizz

>>220898016
Always had a fear that if I suddenly came into large amounts of money i.e. won the euromillions, I'd suddenly get hit with a terminal disease that kills me shortly after

>>220897992
maybe she was hitting him with
>seen
>seen
>seen

right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles

>>220897854
thread title: i think my son is gay, how do i be accomindating? (sic)

foden is lowkey cute

>>220898054
he looks like a monkey

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>please explain your 8 year gap in employment

Hi how are you

just watched a few videos about writing movies think im ready to craft the great australian film

>>220898075
>just didnt want to work simple as

>>220898075
tell em you got raped

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>>220898075

not trying to be too mean but theres something very pathetic about a grown man making a sad blog post then attaching a sad wojack image to it

get yourself on the 1 year australian fifo oil rig jobs

>>220898075
If I've been employed the last 3 years will I still have to explain to new employers why I was unemployed from 20 y.o to 26

>>220898075
>Was travelling, living, loving, laughing
That easy mate x

>>220898075
ever heard of covid? duh
going to be using this one

trying to be mean fuck you

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get them in
get them housed

>>220898149
ly too babes xoxo

bunnings sosij sizzle

>>220898075
Couldn't get a job duh

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I'M SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

on the yoilet giving birth

theyre coming to take me back to their spaceship tonmight

>>220898193
what should be xir nam

>>220898122
How did you get a job at 26 then

playing with my little pointy penis

doing the gay porn jig

fucking mental how it's 2026 and this decade has had zero cultural output

>>220898219
eye contact and a firm handshake

>>220898185
ugly bloke as well

>>220898238
Ermm we had the coof???

>>220898219
support work
they'll take anyone and clients like that I speak English

>>220898238
really big fan of how the inevitable collapse of the human spirit had to happen as soon as i reached adulthood proper chuffed like

>>220898269
good lad that's honest work that makes a difference

>>220898289
Older. Fatter. Balder

you’ll never make it through my impregnable fortress

>>220898289
NEVER become middle aged

you might make it through my pregnable fortress

place i like to eat at is opposite the local gay sauna

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>me own 'orse, a roicist?

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art hoe pussy changed rorke: the movie

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>>220898340
ARFA

>>220898336
that's convenient for you

Me? Wont age in 25 years no way