Deborah Kerr edition
if you cant trust a man to pull a pint or eat a sandwich or hit a punching bad why would you trust him to be PM?
sup scodie
ate a whole fucking packet of tim tams again
>>220900611are you a sad-seal cos you lot havent invented penguins yet
>>220900637bet she’d look great sucking on a congolese jungle bbc
gp isn't posting because he came here during the time the captchas were slow gloating about thinking he'd caused it, that he had somehow finally killed /brit/so the poor deluded vile freak is probably celebrating somewhere, reading a book on 18th century new england jurisprudence that he pretends to understand
toil donewashing up done
The lads
Made a blt lunch today, but the tomatoe was no good, anyone know where I can better toms, I got the nice big one from M and S, a quid, watery shit
>>220900644we've been over this, mate; tim tams are worse than penguins.
>>220900696Toastie > Thickest > Medium
>>220900696 cannot imagine the sort of cunt who buys medium sliced bread
>>220900727Well I do
i buy h w nevilles bread its good
>>220900696sup toastie
rorke starting an indie folk project called badly drawn goy
Brits can fly to another exotic country with a rich culture and language for £15 yet you’re all monolingualAnd you don’t even speak our language well
>>220900721oh I messed this post up didn't I
licking a solero
>>220900696The bowel cancer boys
>>220900637
>>220900762Rorke naming his indie band Wooden Door Cinema Club
nothing like a thickly sliced bit of white toast with melted butterjust cant beat the simple things
>>220900637This is what she looks like without all the makeup
I live in a mansion
Bread is good for you
>>220900771americans are fat and stupid and gay and get shot in schools and are ruled by an orange clown who does whatever israel tells him to
sup floatie
>>220900800i live in a bin
Leftypol naming his band the foreskins and only doing cheesy covers
>>220900811This is all true but you’re ruled by us
>>220900810beeeeeeer is liquid bread its good for youwe like to drink til we spew ew! who cares if we get fat ill drink to that as we sing once more
why dont protestants have their own pope
>>220900812big chungus
>>220900812
rorke doing a thing
>>220900818s
>>220900798she's cute
>>220900849because the pope is gay and protestants are based retards
post younger pics
pissing out worms
>>220900874
Putting triangles in my ears
sup lads
>>220900887richard hammond
>>220900895green quality streets?
>>220900798yeah?
>>220900838britain is ruled by dole merchants. everything runs solely for the purpose of keeping millions of dole merchants on the dole
>>220900849the political and spiritual supremacy of the pope was not even a given in the middle agesthe counter reformation completely rewrote history to suit its ends
watching highlander (1986)
alri lads, I'm going out with this girl on Sunday. She seems quite keen. Be honest, what do you think?
>>220900927nigga dating a promise you’ll write to me from the trenches type gal
I LOVE the raccoon girl
I want to start smoking weed again any tips on how to still remain ultra productive??
>>220900964racoon girl 2019
>>220900945Screaming. She'll dump him then they'll meet again some sunny day
>>220900927That's nice but you shouldn't post her here I reckon.>>220900970buy speed also
>>220900970Smoke dat low THC
>>220900919*eyelids start drooping at “political”**face down on the floor snoring like a chainsaw by “pope”*
>>220900970do things the second you wake up and only partake in evening
>>220900811raped him
>>220900987heh wouldnt mind sucking on one of those
>>220900945This is /brit/, not /NAACP/
The judeo-christian values as it were
>>220901001don't ask a question if you aren't willing to be answered you little gimpwould have you crying if you tried to pull this shit in my presence, fake normie cunt
hi,
>>220900970no
>>220901034Hi Loving
>>220901034hi
trans friend from discord loves ariana grandebet she posts here
scrm
>>220901070BMI Check?Canz I have her number?
not fond of israel
if you're going to post a tranny at least post her fucking dick
>>220901111You, greta thunberg and adolf hitler
>>220901086lil bro was dehygraded fr fr ong
>>220901111Why? Are you a little freak who self insters as palestine
>>220901086de'rorkeius
rorke made the head of the reform trans babes division
sup oatie
>>220901140hello golem
>>220901128You don't really want to see MONI's dick do you?
>>220901030*rapes you clean in half*
spent the day in the garden eating bugs, twigs, small stones and such, and now im researching aliens. quite a good day.
horse
thoughts on mdma?
>>220901191-> >>220901190
>>220901164Yeah I'm a big fat Dense Golem and I'm gonna take your little wittle bully victim arse.
>>220901190no
>>220901169thats him done
>>220901191goated fr fr
got my knob and bum out
>>220901190
>>220901191great drug but really drains your dopamine, you can microdose it but most people are greedy and want to grind their teeth
>>220901218why has he got guns
didn't kill myself in front of everyone at toil award
>>220901218thought this was a bloke's back with toy guns for a split second haha
more 'british' muslims have joined ISIS than the uk military
>>220901218that poor animal
>>220901248posted the ugly trannies again award
>>220901272thats the fit one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovKeMEWbPZ8
>>220901265we have a lot to learn from their recruitment strategies
>>220901218Italians sweating at this vid
>>220901248so peng
>>220901248wish her cock was bigger and less mutilated
you're just a bloke in a corsetbloke in a corset
>>220901218cruelty, hope he flips out
why did no one tell me chicken thighs were grim? I’m going back to chicken breast tomorrow YUCK
>>220901334thank you for posting this
>>220901334Middle for me
Sir Tranny Cock
>>220901334boy to freakish boy in 4 years
>>220901334honestly it could have been much worse, at least he didn't cut his cock off >>220901345how did you cook em? sometimes you gotta cook thighs more cause they might come out a bit slimy, it's really difficult to overcook them
>YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT? >*beats up the teenage boy*Never got this trope. No different to p*ki honour killing really is it. Why is it the boy's fault eh
do find it a bit weird how we say 'boy' and 'girl' these days instead of 'man' and 'woman'
>>220901370clearly female
off to bed
>>220901388you won't have to worry about that lil bro
>>220901280hes got a skull like a pavement slab
>>220901395"no"
>>220901388they used to just force them to get married back in the day
>>220901272irrelevant catchphrase/spam
bro is POSTING
sup trannie
should i have stir fry tonight or pasta do you think
think its only low t betas who do this peformative thing of pretending trans woman look more masculine than they actually do like >>220901420when you're over 6ft and over 14 stone and are clearly a bloke you aren't intimidated by beautiful trans women
Iook, all I'm saying is Hitler was on to something
>>220901218is that thailand? they are always drugging up tigers and elephants and god knows what else so tourists can mess around with them. poor thing
>>220901446s
>>220901423Worked out for most
overcame my anxiety and went to the dentist :)have to go back next week :(
>>220901454project on gaylord
get the pinkpanthress webms posted then
>>220900987pussy galore
catberg honestly has no fucking concept of personal space
mad how all the old brit personalities have made names for themselves while I've been stuck in my smelly bedroom for over a decade. 190 is an investment banker in London, Spainpaedo is a translator for the UN and Amer Hussain has just been elected as the Pope
>>220901458Yeah on to destorying Europe you POS
would have been queenberg's 100th birthday today lads
>>220901493
>>220901371In the air fryer I just did them how I do chicken breast maybe I should’ve done them longer
>>220901487hi say it back
>>220901520GET IN
hate my work, going to do a complete career change. what's a job that pays well but isn't hard work. engineering? IT? always hear about IT people fixing one simple issue a day and then dossing off for 7 hours
>>220901487you're a freak with rotting teeth and smelly breath
>>220901500was browsing simpcity for a wank few days ago and came across a cam whore called "catberg" started screaming with me cock out
>>220901553sc
>>220901555
gone out today when everyone's out too and I hate it. kids playing footie in the street, drunk lads singing and screaming with their shirts off. bloody hate it lads leave me alone you cunts
>>220901555nice
right then that's a woman presenting her holes
that is vile
>>220901556don't know why, but I find it so peng that she's wearing this proper mum outfit
>>220901555name?
>>220901451stir fry >>220901521I see, I don't like em in the oven as well, I usually pan sea them. Yeah next time cook them for 7-8 mins more, because of the high fat it's really hard to overcook them.
can't believe it's only tuesdaythe five day working week is a torturous
actually disgusting biofem
>>220901555lush oh it lush
>>220901553kek I watch her
>>220901590wish my mum was that fit
>>220901508*shoots you in the kneecap with a Luger and runs off*
>>220901556LETS HAVE IT>>220901543Email based job with WFH, lot in local gov
mental and I mean mental how close the fannois hole is to the arsehole women are fucking disgusting
just had a random thoughtthere are cats and dogs in Africaimagine being an African cat/dogthat makes me sad you know
>>220901520quite sexo all things considered
pink pussy
i didnt even see it
stir fry
>>220901603Looks like Emma Jones :P
>>220901650nice
didnt go dentist for 3 years after an indian one butchered me all things considered my teeth are in good shape
you think pinkpantheress shags white blokes
Sir Granola Bar
>>220901510she was so brave. she worked so hard
>>220901599need you dead along with every other faggot in the world
>>220901218at first thought it's a bloke's back with two tiny guns attached to it
>>220901633>african catdog
mad how easy girl dancing is, all you have to do is suggestively sway your hips and shake your tits occasionally and you're basically there
>>220901650cor
fucking MacBook died again I only just fixed it a few months ago
>>220900555The new Knockout Audit is INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPoa4xVzXdg
>>220901334fucks sake rorke i had a wank over her earlier not gonna be able to again>>220901497fuaaark wltshc>>220901680love softcore porn where they just wiggle their arse for a bit gets me going crazy
just been appointed to Starmer's cabinet as his minister of /brit/ affairs because he wants to keep tabs on what we are talking about since we are a very important community of intelligent people
>>220901624surely alot of these government doss jobs will disappear as britain edges closer and closer to bankruptcy, they will be the first to be cut
>>220901670Had my teeth absolutely butchered when I was a young lad by some useless cunt, years of operations and braces ended up fixing the mess
>>220901677need you to stop posting in /brit/ like every other yank on this board
>>220901626no you're just weird
>>220901497why have you cropped her gf out
>>220901692a video of leftypol going shopping. circa. 2020
>>220901708it's the same arousal trick women have been pulling since the dawn of man
>>220901740scromiting
>>220901728i've got to side with the yank here
>>220901650looks good
SpackBook
see the thing is i would love to shag a transwoman
big trannycord raid
trannies who call themselves lesbians are the funniest ones
Imagine how bussin it would be if you could get chocolate coated coconut rings
rorke eating jammie dodgerleftypol eating pussy
got the beer and wine in haven't I let's go it's Tuesday night
>>220901798i want chocolate covered crisps (ready salted)
eaten 3 doughnuts and a cinnamon danish
I really good compound butter I learned that they make at Beni Hana, it goes very well on stir fries, fried rice or just as a finish butter after searing meat or veggies.It's crushed garlic, soy sauce and good butter. Crush the garlic in the soy sauce, put in a jar, shake it a bit, then slowly incorporate into room temp butter little by little - after that refrigerate. Really simple but elevates pork and chicken and even veggies.
>>220901786*trans woman>>220901797*trans women >>220901790*trans womancord
>>220901809better than giving it to bookies
>>220901808>leftypol eating pussyscream this has never happened
ok any trannies here with a bald gooch and arsehole
>>220901786this is because you only see the top 1% online so your perception is skewed as you have no real world examples to compare with
I thought you had to have 3 As to get into Nottingham for Mechanical Engineering?
let's not say anything extremist tonight shall we, we don't want to be referred to Prevent now do we x
>>220900812pools closed
>>220901852is that the lad who invented a new computer
>>220901692weird fetish thing
want to eat but it's only 6pm
Chelsea bros... I think we're going to lose against Brighton...
just scranned a 4 pack of tesco finest crossaints
>>220901715I reckon they'll stick around. Either that or build yourself up for a nice big redundancy package.
>>220901874It’s the lad whose mental elves made him murder them students
never had a chance really as was raised by a single mother
>>220901852biomass get special treatment lad it's not new
trannies are grim
>>220901836Why didn't he engage? A case of the autisms, I suppose.
>>220901901probably help with breast growth
liam rosenior is a down-low style brotha
>>220901650just meat and veg heated up in a pin isnt it?
leftypol fucking multicultural slagsrorke wanking to tranny porn
>>220901882ich dood eet fur de nueken
leftypol moving all the bibles in the school library to the fiction section
the watch
should've spent my youth shagging, 25 now so it's over for me
rorke wanking to multicultural slagsleftypol wanking to tranny porn
nothing more pathetic than a grown man sucking on a strawberry vape
leftypol arguing with the teacher during RE class
all one personOCD ruins lives
>>220901927Oh and you would’ve would you shagger?
>>220901939
>>220901985Toby's wet dream
>>220901934I'd say it's rather cooked than just heated up, also some sauces.
>>220901963you are like a babby. i didnt start fuckin until 23
>>220901991sc
>>220901978there was an autistic girl at my school who did this all the timeloved her
leftypol going home for lunch during secondary school
>>220901993Muhammed cubed
>>220902001just meat and veg heated up in a pan mate
>>220901240Because he's in the army, look at his outfit
>>220902005yeah now they get it
Got the SteamDeck on chargeWhat we gonna play?
>>220902024sure
The Jews broke Rorke's weak white mind
>>220901993just another isolated incident completely unrelated to the thousands of others rorke
>>220902018I did this in primary school because it was a 5 minute walk
how white mfers look at you when you tell them you dont go the pub
>>220902016i used to take piano lessons across the street from that buildingit's not actually in blandford, it's in halifax, but it is a real community centre
>>220902065lil rorke screaming in court over how he hasn't been punished at all
>>220901986No, in fact I would've looked at my phone as well
>>220902079you're white
>>220902005Is it possible to have worse public servants than right now?
>>220902079paki
see em doing this shit all the time on the tower block opposite my window
>>220902005all these fascist accusations is actually quite libellous. reform should sue
>>220902018i wanked in the toilets at lunch
I am saying please.
are you screaming the word poo or screaming so hard it's making you poo?
>>220902005I’d never vote for them but not because I believe any of this nonsense
>>220902120Opening my straits of Hormuz for you
>>220902082you should rehearse for plays there
might watch some pluribus
>>220902093>>220902100the duality of brit
dtfic be like feces yelling
>>220902129aim highvote lowe
belly full now
>>220902154balls empty?
>>220902145about to plurb are we?
doing a 'zesty fode' face
hello
>>220902126my poo is screaming
For those of you who actually work, how much do you earn?
>>220902170hate that i know where this is from
hehehe ;D
>>220902198Hello again
>>220902203i earn thirty four thousand pounds per annum
shut the FUCK up rorke
>>220902203£280k
C R U S H E RRUSHER
>>220901993he only got 5.5 years for that, really awful
>>220902150No chance lolPrivately educated, ex banker posho just like nigel. Don’t trust any of that lot
>>22090220337 now
>>220902203under the current system more than i take home
>>220835472 >>220835472 >>220835472
>>220902230>>220902230
>>220902212That's the average isn't it?>>220902218I'd be so salty how much of that gets pinched>>220902235Nice
>>220902203I earn £52k toiling from home
>>220900852phwoar propa cute disswun
