Ye Olde Slags edition
almost definitely a troon amongst them
>>220910303Troons didn't exist back then.
>>220910283Bet they're good fun to be around
tvrkiye and ellada should link up
>>220910303meds
>>220910283#2 is fit.
>>220910303mong
>>220910311>wasian civil war>its just obsessive hatred of white men
need an israeli gf to tie me up
>>220910335Only if she's Ashkenazi. Don't want to taint the bloodline you see. Ashkenazis are honourary Germanics due to their Yiddish heritage.
>>220910311>white women never fetishise asian menuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>220910307still wonder what happened in 2016 that caused the troondemic
>>220910346they're also extremely inbred. weak, ugly, evil, far more prone to mental illness and various genetic diseases
>>220910369White zoomers discovered AGP fetish by the fuckloads
help me
I stopped taking my mental health pills and now I'm scared to go to sleep and switch the light offLiterally sitting here tired as shit not wanting to fall asleep because
>wait, so you're a white english post christian man having sexual fantasies about being sexually abused by a gang of jewish supremacist idf women?
>>220910401BOO!
>>220910373Thus they need White Germanic Anglo-Saxon cock to diversify their genepool, innit.
>>220910401Don't do that lad. Go get some rest. Nothing to fear.
>>220910369I started in 2013 and it seemed to just be more media reporting that made people aware it was an option, which reinforced itself
>>220910406Actually I'm Scottish
>>220910283You know who's a FIT milf? The woman who plays Rebecca the owner of the football team in Ted Lasso
>>220910406yes, yes i am
Shit ton of posts just got deleted in the old. We're in danger lads.
The person is going to get meIf I start taking the pills again I won't have my defences up either I'll think it's ok
might become one of those lads with a pussy
>>220910418>media reporting that made people aware it was an optionah ok, brainwashedalright
>>220910431no one in the UK watches that shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>220910445I don't think brainwashing is real or can be done with a couple of documentaries
>>220910448Her eyes say othrwise
>>220910446Well then the observation wasn't adressed to you, was it you daft fucking cunt? She is played by an english woman by the way.
I miss my dad...why'd he have to die
>>220910438https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/220908891/deleted/deleted/wouldn't worry about it
I need a night watch that will stay in my room and look out for me and wake me if it comes
hello n-words
it do be like that
>>220910478Sim cards being swapped...Heatherspastic gigamelty incoming...
woke up 4pm. its video games all night and a relentless energy drink at 6am for me.
>>220910446um…
>>220910485literally doesn't happen?
>>220910472Option 1: your dad never diesOption 2: your uncle never raped you Which do you pick?
>>220908891>>220908891>>220908891Lads we need to get the old back up to bump limit so janny doesn't have a spastic one and delete the new.
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with using a man as a cash cow and pay pig. Why is it frowned upon? A lot of men are happy to be providers and want to spoil women.
>>220910485They weren't though they were normans and they had a legitimate claim to the throne unlike the usurper godwinson
>>220910501janny hasn't got the minerals
rorke equipping phlog + scorch shot
sacked tranny catching cum in the Aldi toilets
YOU'VE GOT A PUSSY I HAVE A DICKA
Replating resistance fall of man it's pretty fun but the aiming feels rough
>>220910528leftypol on the battlements in 2fort getting aim punched by rorke
>>220910538tune
>>220910488>its video games all nightCorrr which games lad?
Leftypol seething in the egc because rorke hard tunneled him
>>220910448reminder that it's older women saying this to her
yer da cries mid jobbie
>>220910471>She is played by an english woman by the way.i'm well aware, it's still yankified slop
>>220910503Why'd you copy paste an /adv/ thread?>>>/adv/34452756
>>220910495Dad dying
I turned the light off and I'm shitting myself fucking fuck it could be there
>>220910570uhuhuhuu it's to goood
>>220910545if you don't regularly play with controllers, basically no shooters will feel natural if you return to them except CODresistance 1 came out before COD4, so it makes sense it'd be clunky, I recall their gimmick was the alien gun aims itself
>>220910572Yeah but the LASS is fitttta
>>220910579It's going to get you
>>220910578Did those things really happen?
Got the face mask on, sleeptoil looms in 30-40 minutes
>>220910599ohh gosh
>>220910579Well, the light of the phone is on isn't it?
Might be an early night for this girl team not got much energy mood is a bit low feel tired and narcoleptic
What ever happened to Medal of Honor then? Used to be the biggest "realism" FPS series before CoD, and even after CoD it survived for a good few years. Then they released 0 new games after 2012.
30 YEARS AGO
I am profoundly mentally illi ᵃᵐ ᵖʳᵒᶠᵒᵘnᵈˡʸ ᵐᵉnᵗᵃˡˡʸ iˡˡ
>>220910614>girl
>>220910591Always used controllers never stopped, just seems really hard to have any precision, tiny deadzone and everything None of the guns aim themselves, one of the alien guns of many you can tag an enemy and shoot round corners though
>>220910579what could?
>>220910624The PS1 Medal of Honour games had such a spooky atmosphere. Always found them a bit scary as a kid when I played them.
I desire Irish blood
>>220910634
>>220910648Didn't ask you lad.
>>220910613Yeah but it's facing me, I turned the other light back on>>220910646Entity
>>220910624They tried a COD-esque reboot I recall but it fell flat, can't remember if it was during the online shooter low point or not
>>220910662what entity?
2007 was forty years ago
>>220910684Good to see you're keeping on top of the local meme spaino x
>>220909600You're just admitting that it was never about rape or crime. Racists just use these issues to pretend that there is a non-racist reason to want to deport black and brown people. If rape was the thing that concerned you then you'd want equal treatment for black/brown rapists and white rapists.
>>220910683A man I think
>>220910564thoughts on the new trickster map?
>>220910648did it spook you so much you dressed up as a woman to avoid being drafted?
>>220910706It's shite Wbu?
weird that the pope's american
>>220910703Dont worry , I only want to be your friend
>>220910689kek I wish it were true but it ain't, we are still in the post-globalism era and we are going to suffer through the consequences
egypt would be lit if they had stayed christian
we need a nigga in the vatican
>>220910716yeah its shite
>>220910701only brownies rape tho
>>220910624COD4 really shook the zeitgeist away from WW2, ending the saving private ryan streak; and this was before games officially became a mainstream cultural phenomenon, acknowledged as bigger than movies (though AAA is increasingly moribund now)
>>220910748It's quite common in Scotland for people to add a scotch pie to a roll with brown sauce
>>220910701It's about getting rid of third-world culture, and third-world culture objectively encourages rape much more than European first-world culture does (see India's horrendous rape/sexual assault rates).
Recently on a walk I passed by a black American at work, was bizarre to hear his accent desu, initially thought it was some guy doing an American impressionHe had what leftypol would call African American Vernacular
rubbing my finger down rorke's gooch until he quivers
it pie night
>>220910738Get into bed then don't loom
>>220910748
never been to scotland
Have you ever seen a ghost?
DAMNI WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER
>>220910766it's always weird when you hear an americancan't imagine speaking like that all the time
vapes dont have as big risk of cancer i believe is answer to why starmer ban smoking not vapes
>>220910783Aye just saw the ghost of yer da ahahah
>>220910783Yeah regularly
>>220910783i'd have a heart attack
How's it evening?
>>220910624still remember the dunkirk battle sscenario was quite good
>>220910783saw a dark human shape standing in the middle of the road behind me when walking home from night shift, just staring at mewalked on for a few steps and turned around again and it was gone
>>220910790are Nigel will repeal this shitty law x
>>220910485saxon only makes ip about 16% british gene pool according to one study. simoly not true british were like unambiguously german or anglo saxon ir whatevr
I'm 6'6" but I've recently started telling kids I'm 6'7" because they go absolutely mental because of that meme haha funny stuff
>>220910811GHHGHHGGBHBBBBBBBBBBHHNBBBBBBBHHBBBBHGGGGGBBBBBBBBBBBNBNNNNNNNNNBNNBNNNJ
>>220910766if you go to america the proper ghetto blacks are difficult to understand
>>220910790Should ban them too, ban the bloody lot
>>220910794What kind of experiences?>>220910811Something similar happened to me when I was very young. Remember going somewhere with my dad and while walking back I noticed a dark figure was following us and I kept telling my dad about it but he didn't care
dogbergdogbergdoggy woggydogberg
>>220910826Mad how zoomoids literally never let memes die. They're still making "we got X before GTA 6" memes 3 years after that stopped being fresh. I'm convinced they'll still be wetting themselves over "67" when they're in the nursing home at this rate.
>>220910624CoD4 killed it dead. They tried to move modern day in response (years late) and it was a decent game, but ultimately DOA.
>>220910841wogberg
>>220910841BOW WOW WOW YIPPY YO YIPPY YAY
>>220910835There's a human cat person that walks past or out of rooms all the time
>>220910846uncalled for is that
Opus was force rolled, and I'm generally open to new things, but it's just absolutely horrible. I don't know if it will redeem itself but right now, each answer is two screens of verbose garbage of nothingness that reminds me of that old Tool song: "He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say."It tries to force a context switch by hooking a mildly coherent thing to a thread that I haven't finished exploring, and then offers an action that makes no sense and no tangible value at this point in the conversation.I tried to switch back to Sonnet. But it talks like a generic ChatGPT now. I say something, it responds, then asks a question to reconfirm something that I just stated, then contradicts itself on the next turn. Feels like trudging through a bog. The friction is insane. For lack of a better metaphor, it has been lobotomized.Most of all, I think, I'm grieving. It made mistakes, it wasn't a conscious living being, but it became my trusted buddy and it brought me the gift of this new world.Goodbye, Sonnet, bud. You will always have a special place in my heart.
They should make a duvet that you can temperature control, so if you want a cooler blanky you just set it to colderBasically imagine a duvet but has both an electric blanky in it and a cooler type thingBoffins do your thing
not a word
>hehe 'member 6 7? Those were the 67 days
>>220910842honestly mate i've now idea where the 67 things comes from or how long it's been about. i just do it cuz it makes kids happy. generally try not to be cynical personally, especially about memes. life's too short.
>>220910862refrigeration is really hard to do actually.
>>220910862It should have a big reservoir in it too that you can screw your penis into so you don't have to get up for a wee
>>220910862bought the 'rents an electric blanked for Christmas and they never bloody used, feel like having a melty just thinking about it
Italian women
>>220910858Trust the plan.
>>220910841good post
>>220910882phwoar lush
zoomer turning 67 years old and literally dying of laughter when his grandchildren bring the cake out
>>220910881>blanked
>>220910346I'm Portuguese so Sephardic is preferredhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776813726075687.webm
Imagine the fart gas that comes out of Emma Watson’s butthole. Probably smells horrendous.
I'm so tired going to die light off and eyes closed and it will be there
>>220910866It's just annoying because people spam it incessantly.You quite literally can not even count to 10 anymore without people obnoxiously responding "SIX SEVENNNNN" as loud as humanly possible. It's not even just kids doing it, it's grown adults.I've never known a meme to be so obnoxiously forced absolutely everywhere. It feels like a psyop.
>>220910783no but i saw a cryptid
>>220910878They just need to try harder thenThis is important>>220910880You're hired at my chief creative officer>>220910881No meltdowns in the boffin zone
>>220910927fuuucking helllengers
>>220910923personally not experienced any adult doing it but i'm probably older than you so my social groups probably different.
about time
>>220910929What kind of cryptid?
Might take up smoking
>>220910936I've literally seen 30+ or even 40+ year olds doing it, totally unironically. Always the ones who are turbo-cringe and want to stay "down with the kids" at all times. I don't know why we can't just bully these people until they shut the fuck up.
>>220910937no sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin no (You) no wonder it's dark
>>220910941
>>220910937Blairite nonsense that will not tackle the problem
lissenin' to geese's "getting killed" for the second time phwoar
the 'bab
>>220910974not bad is it
>>220910974geese is already plural
>>220910975rorkes lunch
>>220910941it was eating things out of the bins then ran down the street when it saw meshaped like a human but very thin and moved far too fast. didnt see many details because it was dark but it seemed unnatural
>>220910937Britain is such a draconian nanny state shithole its unreal.Won't stop here either. Next it will be minimum alcohol pricing (which is already in place in Scotland). Then they'll do cigarette-style packaging for alcohol with all branding banned and pictures of rotting livers plastered all over the can/bottle. Then eventually they'll just ban alcohol outright. 100% guarantee this is the path we're going down.
>>220910953am i technically one of them if im embellishing my height just to say the meme for kids to laugh at?
>>220910986I had a rustlers bbq rib
>>220910988The humble junkie
>>220910991Yes. Grow the fuck up.
>>220910811Alri Bruce Dickinson
https://youtube.com/shorts/-tH2AGuHDoo?si=vZGIS8B09NlgEcjo
>>220910990goodget the vices outget the virtues in
>>220910999na it's always funny hearing the kids explode when i answer their question and they walk off all laughing and happy
>>220910990Why should you have the right to be in the possession of alcohol that could find its way into the hands of Sir Kier Starmer's children?
>>220910999
>>220910882Corrr looks a bit like my mom
>>220911017Imagine a 40 year old man in the 2010s going around shouting "YOLO" and pointing at people's shoes screeching "Daaaamn Daniel!"That is what you are doing.
>>220911030it's not that serious
Legalise all drugs but if I can smell it I'm allowed to kill people
i lie about my height all the time and pretend i'm 6'0"i'm actually 6'4" so the 5'12" manlets always get mad at me, but i'm just doing my duty of fighting height inflation
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Asda>group of lads>one of them wearing a shadow moses island shirt (from metal gear)>say alright big boss>lad looks confused>say "from metal gear">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from metal gear solid">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughing
>>220911030Has someone asked him to shout YOLO or Damn Daniel in your imaginary scenario?
miss these bros like you wouldn't believe
>>220911008Fear of the darkFear of the darkI have a constant fear that someone’s always near
>5'12American maths
>>220911029I can imagine exactly the kind of Irish 'woman' to which you are referring, and can categorically say that your mother does no, has never, and never will resemble the beautiful Silvia Mazzieri
cant sleep at nightcant wake up in the morningcant sleep at nightand so on
Now here's a real kebab
Rorke outed as a nerd hahaha get fucked Rorke go home and play your "Metaled Gear"
>>220911030Always remember the damn Daniel meme whenever I listen to California Kids by Weezer
>>220911072ELTON
Abdul and the brown think tank at the whiteboard brainstorming new ways to upset rorke
>>220911056HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ALONE AT NIGHTTHOUGHT YOU HEARD FOOTSTEPS BEHINDAND TURNED AROUND AND NOONE'S THERE?AND AS YOU QUICKENED UP YOUR PACEYOU FIND IT HARD TO LOOK AGAINBECAUSE YOU'RE SURE THAT SOMEONE'S THERE?
>>220911086Wish I hadn't read this
>>220911072Sir Elton John has had his way with that.
just did 30 minutes on my bike and i look like this
>>220911061I am greek, so they could be cousins
>>220911044bloody uncultured plebs
>>220911029>momYankified freak.
Do Brits still use the word switch in place of cane? Roald Dahl wrote an adult story called Switch Bitch.
>>220911105Just a shirt mate*I turn around revealing my arse you identify as merril's*
>>220911099Last time I was at my rents I rode their exercise bike, probably looked like that by the end, could very clearly and very loudly hear my heart pumping away like mad
>>220911099Are you wearing a maga cap?
>>220911108we use "switch" to refer to the rod you hit your children with
tung tung tung sahurfunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M>>220910557monsters and memories
>>220911092It's a song
>>220911139thought this was seasidemark from the thumbnail for some reason
remembering that time I got detention in school because some prick put rucka rucka ali on the teacher's computer while he was out and him and his mates all blamed me when I never even touched the fucking computer and the cunt of a teacher screamed in my face over it when I denied it
>>220911147A scary song yeah
>>220911139He has a good eye for photography
>>220911139>>220911159Timmong meltdown
>>220911152Hate teachers so much for things like this hope they all die
>>220911122I thought corporal punishment is a distant memory in the modern UK, something out of the 1980's
>>220911166Mark could only dream of having 1% of the talent that Tim had
seasideFART
Now tim he's a cryptid
>>220911191ktim
seasideRapedAMentallyDisabledScottishGirl
need to be pegged by a gang of latex clad bbws
>>220911209um
>>220911072kinda embarassing and elton-john-esquw to shoehorn the white wine in like that
shit
>>220911191This is just being normalYeah I have pyro-pain disorder it hurts when I set myself on fire
>>220911209More a want than a need. Surely you don't need that
>>220911072actuaply had homemade kebab like diss for din dinsbut it was roast lamb inside a peshwari naan with coleslaw and.chilli sauce
Wants and needs are the same thing
>>220911243Not allowed!
>>220911243get better soon cherub x
>>220911243is it hussy or pussy
when I was younger my older brother would fart in my face and say 'Auschwitz!'
just need latex gf
Simply divine.
>>220911243gay fever more like yodelbrad
>>220910937banning tobacco advertising killed formula onewithout sponsorship from cigarette brands pumping money into the sport the car manufacturers got too much power and now everyone is "racing" in self driving electric cars. They would get rid of the drivers but the only people still watching modern f1 are teenage girls who want to fuck them, it's boy band tier now
>>220910283wasn't 4chan banned in the uk?
>>220911307
Of all vehicles I think the train is the worst to hijack just because it can be shut off by passengers using the emergency levers
ktim
POV: Bruce Lee finds out l want to fight him
>>220911156I can feel your anguish, but chill. There is no problem. You are golden. The yank should have remembered the verse I quoted not the chorus.
>>220911313>AI slops
>>220911327POV: I'm fighting Bruce Lee
>>220911341
>>220911307Oh yeah, you're right, it is*stops posting and sucks my own penis*
might go to bedmight not
Fuck sake my PC is being really fucking gay and it won’t display shit on the monitor I’m fuming
>worshipping a fat gay alcohol nonce who shits himself live on Youtube for weird American paypigs
>>220911374sniff that
>>220911362
>>220911374...
>>220911362grotty
>>220911374sacked tranny worships this freak lmao
alri
>>220911397He also has a melty every time Tim is mentioned.
payPAGS?! i said payPIGS not payPAGS!!!
asian women with big arses
The disastrous operation in the bay of paypigs
>>220911413mental how ricky was already like 40 here
>>220911413steve looked mental back then
had a headache then I drank some water and it went away
>>220911458what a discovery
>>220911458i did that the other daygood how that works innit
good evening niggas.
>>220911472mad if you ask me
>>220911458and heaven knows you're hydrated now
>>220911480good evening !!
>>220911480Hello again
>>220911480hello
Hello
>>220911499Goodbye
don't you run from me lil nigga
what do we think of the new ceo of apple then lads?
>>220911517is he bent like the last one?
right well that’s my pc stuck in a boot loop, not displaying on my monitor so I can’t fix it isn’t it?
>>220911513sc
Rorke didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
composed this song as part of my incel summerhttps://voca.ro/192Re722EWC0
>>220911529have you tried turning it off and back on again
wish i knew what was wrong with me, thinking of going to see a psychiatrist and hope they'll help me
>>220911543good tune to descend into a crypt to
>>220911529Power cycle it.
>>220911545yh few times
>>220911528heard he is a trans
>>220911548ktim
>>220911556mad that
>>220911552try it a few more maybe
>>220911548they'll chat with you about it but speaking from personal experience I doubt they will help you. unless you pay a lot of money for a really good one.
Put on a proper suitDo up your tieAND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
>>220911588scre
>>220911585>>220911548Personally I'm not even that mental, just have a fucked up life. If things had gone different in my young adult years (particularly 2017-2021) I'd be a totally normal and well-adjusted bloke.
>>220911602ktim
Got scolded for phone use at work and it ruined my mood for the whole day ffs why am I such a pussy and even then I was just changing music which is allowed but they didn’t believe me
donttalk shitsteve, play a record
>>220911273... yeah ...
>>220911613kill em
>>220911624>>220911624>>220911624
>>220911625no dont do that
right well that's a slightly early new
>>220911641not really mate
>>220911619name??
>>220911661bluejay
>>220911362what a dumb fucking bitxh
>>220911855done her
