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i think im going insane
i think women should approach me and be able to carry a conversation
i think im going to goon
women should hit on me and get rude and aggressive when i turn them down
Did the flags disappear for a couple minutes
women should just date me and obey all my commands
>>220914761no, but they did last week
>>220914761no. we good
women should have penises and be taller than me and do other stuff idk
Who’bm /beer/?
>>220914754
>>220914780i'm /weed/
corrrlove turkish delight so muchden doin the scarface fing wiv the sugar powder airfter
>>220914782haha it looks like her left arm is all long and rubbery. what the fuck is this even supposed to be
If someone asks if an obviously fake image is real you can just say it's real and they'll believe you
>>220914814Mai from Fatal Fury/KoF
>>220914753This the band y'all keep talking about?
drinking milk
>>220914780I just finished a Miller High Life, tallboy. Might have another, might not
>>220914861yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqanQ9DPgV8
>>220914880nice I'm drinking a quart every day
I got a new keyboard and it's really nice but it's so different I almost have to learn to type again damn.
it took bajillions of dollars to get ai to this point where it can put a shitty looking pepe on this moon picture from the other day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RL3TJ_hdkL8&
>>220914889whole?
>>220914898IF YOU BELIEVED THEY PUT AN APU ON THE MOON
>>220914898back in my day, people would do this in photoshop
>>2209149131%
>>220914924try whole
i only ever drink skim milk because its simply better and more healthy
>>220914937I have, it's great, but I'm drinking 1% milk because it has fewer calories, allowing me to eat more of other food without breaching my calorie limitI need to lose about 8 pounds
>>220914966>I need to lose about 8 poundsgood luck
brotherberg doesn't wanna watch animu with me anymorelonely
>>220914975are you girl
>>220914982no
>>220914989are you the one who pretends he's a girl
>>220914975
im stone cold
i think it's time
I am a girl
>>220915013prove it then
>>220914975If it cheers you up I'll watch animu with you.What show?
>>220915013
international twink butt smells haha
>>220915018I hate men
>>220915030EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>220915031you're a man
I am trans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix3WVxFzW_M
>>220915013>lying on the internet
You got sirens for a welcomeThere's bloodstain for your painAnd your telephone been ringing whileYou're dancing in the rainWild boys wonder where is gloryWhere is all you angelsNow the figureheads have fellAnd lovers war with arrows overSecrets they could tell
>>220915023dw about it this time but I mean drop your cord nonetheless
>>220915078inconceivable
>>220915082>drop your cord nonethelessDon't have a 'cord :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzSQJRELzBw
>>220915105crazy how Rubber Soul opens with the worst song on the album
>>220915013post gock
>>220915101Make one n add me jjthedarkmagelets be neet friends
I have a confession to make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHSGsIPMQIo
>>220915127wait doesnt open the album though?
>>220915139ur gay?
>>220915139Go on
decided I'm going to poormaxx and find a low income girl I can easily impress for sex or just escortmaxx
I rode my bikeberg 11 miles and I'm tired because I'm out of shape from not cycling for a couple of three months
is this keto?
>>220915156>>220915158I-I'm gay
>>220915181jasonesque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0h2lbHtPg
>>220915191jason would complain that pineapple is too tart/spicy
Jason was the best thing that ever happened to this general. He's gone now though, so we should move on.
>>220915137>jjthedarkmageI had no idea JJ McCullough was a 'chan user. Makes sense frankly.
>>220915219shut up, jason
I've got another confession to make
>>220915219>He's gone now thoughexplain >>220911043
What is the Jason lore, when was he here and what did he do to gain such fame?
>>220915269>when was he herewait, did you arrive in this general post-Jason?
>>220915167>$450/month>shared bathroom >no laundry So it's the rat and roach infested NYC unheated closet-sized studio apartment of sofa/beds?
>>220915256
>>220915287>did you arrive in this general post-JasonI've used /int/ for a long time but only started lurking around /cum/ relatively recently
>fisted to death by big chungusHaha that’s funny, now imagine me I’m a very serious bibby dibby boy doy LMAO
you bully jason off and then proceed to never shut up about him
>>220915269there's too much lore to type it all outhe's just a neet who posted his face a lot, with many autistic personality quirks
currently listening to Ravi Shankar
remember the time jason posted his mother's ass
>>220915342>just a neet who posted his face a lot, with many autistic personality quirksOk, nothing special then
>>220915269Spend a few hours reading the archives and you'll figure it out. He's one of the OG's, been here for like a decade o algo.>what did he do to gain such fameLiterally just posted a bunch of selfies afaik
>>220915354remember when the Serb posted his mother's foot
>>220915377yeah good times
Now instead of Jason we have a boring zoomer namefaggot. Dark times for /cum/.
>pornstar says she's a virgin
>>220915393i filtered him. you should do the same
There's only ever 1-3 nameniggers in this thread because they're the same fucking person. He used to be on MyPostingCareer until he fucked up, and accidentally posted as his "Mormon white supremacist" persona under his "cob housing shill" username and everyone made fun of him. Now he drifts around imageboards maintaining spreadsheets of characters to LARP as and as soon as he gets called out he old yellars that character and lays low for few weeks/months and comes back with new ones.
>>220915393You must come back and retake your rightful place as the king of /cum/
>>220914898I can't believe they want us to think that's real. and I have never been a moon landing conspiracy theorist in my life.
>>220915430WTF are you talking about, schizo
>>220915430>they're the same fucking personwtf guess I have DID
>>220915430i trust this man because he's saying things that i like.
its crazy how far technology has come nowadays that we are able to orbit the moon for a bit
What cults can I join? I need friends
>>220915403name 1(one)(un)(uno)(I)
>>220915269>>220915364Here's a bit of lore with some other personalities
just took a massive marner
>>220915476arifrost
>>220915469/cum/
>>220915364>He's one of the OG's, been here for like a decade o algo.no he hasnt, you fuckwit
going for a cold shower
its new cum era
>>220915499>posts 2016 meme to claim he's an oldfaglol
Zazueta was the scat terrorist right?
>>220915558no but he posted his dick a couple times
>>220915558no
its crazy that i dont remember anything of zazueta except that i hated him more than anyone i ever hated in cum, like i have no idea what he posted
enough drama shit. let's talk something else
>>220915564>>220915569who was it then?
I'm the most handsome /cum/ poster
What are you guys listening to, I'm currently listening to I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it yet again
just had three scoops of iced cream (two choc one strawberry fuck yt) now i feel kinda sick but it was worth it
>>220915593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh-QT5yjnt4
>>220915591Would make out with>>220915593Jpop
uggghhhh i dont want to play this event anymore but i have to or i wont get all the warhamsters
>>220915607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEs8sGSfyZg
>>220915629warhamsters?
>>220915593Here ya go Zimbo-Zoomy, ya dunderhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbhD-qeAXOI
i only read MANga
>>220915640ahhh I love themIn college I once got really drunk and sang this cover with my friends in a car. I was the only man with 3 women, I suggested it since a couple of them were ABBA fans. we were on our way home from a party
>>220915593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xM2YN7SHVs
>>220915582there was a point where he was making a post every 30 seconds and this lasted for weeks.
>>220915662I don't like the album cover
Semen is stored in the balls for a limited amount of time only.So your cummies are always fresh so that if you ever stick it in a girl’s wahoo you’ll get your best shot at making a baby.
>>220915593>>220915627Paramore now. Listen to https://youtu.be/1VPotzhpAGEI listened to coming of age and liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLE_vKBCC6A
>>220915684Hope you have fun at the concert. Tigermilk is one of my favorite albums
Smells like updog in here
>>220915753whats updog?
>>220915748thanks mate
Zazueta was a mystery to me because he was posting on multiple boards at the same time at such an insane rate.I wonder if he was truly seriously mentally ill because…why?You know I enjoyed my shitpost spamming as well but I never went that far. Like I posted some feet and that was it.But he was here, kept making this bleep or whatever general on mu where he was posting all by himself nonstop 24/7, etc.Maybe he was just a bot, a CIA experiment.
>>220915766hahah OMG
>>220915771he was a mentally ill drug addict
Half an hour until I get my NEET gibsbux.
>>220915776not the response you were supposed to say
30 years ago twenty something college kids and yuppies started pretending to like things they didn't and the internet hasn't recovered and likely never will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiDaEF6bH1o
>>220915701>ParamoreI don't know why but I could just never get into them. They always rubbed me the wrong way which is weird given I like Yeah Yeah Yeahs and they're similar. I think I just don't personally like Hayley Williams.>I listened to coming of age and liked itIt's a comfy song, probably my favorite from that band. It's not amazing or anything but it scratches a certain niche given that sort of Gen-X hispter music reminds me of my childhood.Anyway, here's what I'm listening to currently:https://youtube.com/watch?v=eRFTrZWIvLA&
>>220915781YasssssAny plans?
>>220915787sorry
>>220915795very lewd album cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTxXVhdmdZc
>>220915822not as lewd as that scorpions album cover
>>220915833they might be giants were a little to tehpenguinofd00m for my taste
>>220915875Birdhouse In Your Soul is a great song thoughand the Malcolm In The Middle theme song
>>220915837>that scorpions album coverYeah the title's kind of edgy, but what's the big deal? It's just the band all happy and excited! Wokeness run amok I tell ya...
I wish I wasn't too retarded to fix my problems
>>220915806Buy a couple books probably and buy myself a nice meal of sushi like I do every month, probably. Oh yeah and buy a weed vape + nic vape pods. Over time however I've progressively lost the sense of money burning a hole in my pocket whenever I have it so I might not even buy the weed vape since I have a ton of flower and the vape is expensive. (It's $45 and I need to spend a minimum of $60 to get the free delivery, hence the fact that I always buy a cheap quarter ounce to bring it up to $60, so I have a ton of flower laying around that I can just smoke instead of using a vape.)>>220915837I know the one you're talking about but I always liked the cover of In Trance.
I wish I wasnt hideously ugly. I cant even mess up with girls because they wont even talk to me
>>220915627You say that to everyone
>>220915884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZuZUUkYra4OFFICIAL thread theme
Wild how CP was not legal but not illegal either for a while back in the 70s-80s and it created this whole industry in the Netherlands and Denmark that was completely memoryholed just like the Green Party being openly pro pedo back then which is now a rightwing thing to say
i woke up now what
>>220915971dance
do you think all those scientists are getting killed because they know too much about aliens?
>>220915968>in the Netherlands and DenmarkYou guys literally gave ugly bastards state-mandated shotas when Brandt was PM, definitely the worst case of that new left nonsense running amok until trannyism took off here in the 2010s.
Can you even eat enough sugar in one sitting to get diabetes? If you ate a whole cake, a dozen cookies, a pint of ice cream, a Snickers, and washed it all down with a can of Pepsi and a caramel latte would that do it or would your liver shut down and die?
>>220915997They're getting canceled by the woke mob
>>220915916I've had multiple girls talk to me and ruined it every single time. at least you can blame your looks. its just my soul thats shit
>>220915968>>220916002Remember the Marc Dutroux fiasco out of Belgium?
>>220916002It’s science!!
>>220916022I'd rather get up to bat then sit in the dugout all my life
>>220915997probably cause the deepfake state is done using them for whatever tactical nuke they were developing and they don't want them working for anyone else.
>>220916043>Marc Dutroux fiascoIt was awful but largely done in private, not to mention the U.S is clearly no better given we had Epstein
>o'toole is trending on twitter>has nothing to do with sneakers
>>220916107
>>220916107Missed opportunity to use the Golden Langur to censor the faces
>>220916107enjoy raising autistic kids.
>>220916104hey
>>220916107It's very bizarre behavior to be posting this
>>220916104only dumb assholes get in this box
>>220916129hi
>>220916141apu may be dumb, but he is NOT an asshole >:(
>>220916143
>>220916143shorty?
>>220916008The LD50 is 30 g sucrose/kg
>>220916180no>>220916159
>>220916089>he doesn't realize it's a global problem comprised of interlocking networksIt's all intertwined.
>>220916190nice cat
>>220916208
Why are women like this?
You know there's something wrong with you when you're therapist of almost a year and a half refers you to someone else and doesn't respond to your messages anymore.
>>220916203>>he doesn't realize it's a global problem comprised of interlocking networksBelieve me, I know.Hell I know all about the Arizona branch of that type of stuff and even tried to investigate a thread I found in the Epstein case in Upstate NY to no avail.
>>220916218is this real?
>>220916232yes
>>220916219https://youtu.be/jm2-ppVFx3s?si=qhIFs13JSppJ3hQO&t=54
>>220916230>even tried to investigate a thread I found in the Epstein case in Upstate NYNice. You're lucky you didn't get murked.
>>220916241>longcat is no longer with usfuck this gay earth
>a whole cakecall it 500 g of sugar>a dozen cookies100 grams sugar >a pint of ice cream100 g>a Snickers30 g >can of Pepsi and a caramel latte40 g and 30 gso 800 grams or so of sugar? Not enough to kill a 150 lb man
Oof.
>>220916219There's something wrong with those people to be talking like that. I'd hope that if they ever did get pregnant with a boy the natural maternal instinct would kick in and this weird shit would go away and they'd act normal.
>>220916268I'll call you fat instead
>>220916269Geddy Lee trooned out?
>>220916269stop having kids there are too many people in the world also we need to import third worlders because you goyim arent breeding enough
>>220915997I thought it was possibly revenge killings by Iran since Israel and US have been murdering their scientists for decades.
My penis is leaking
>>220916344blood hopefully
>>220916269Exactly. I mention I want to start a family and all the jews come out to shut me down syndrome
>>220916249>you're lucky you didn't get murked.All I did was send an email to somebody who presumably owns the tapes of a guy (picrel, look up the legend of Clay Tiffany on yt) that investigated the guy who likely killed Epstein in his cell well before he got involved in that kind of stuff. There's a small but dedicated group of people that think the reason the tapes haven't been released is because they contain all the shit about the NYC white collar criminal underground and other powerful people, Epstein included. I wanted to release it but alas I think the guy was killed or died because he hasn't responded.
Anybody ever eat mutton?
>>220916426You've probably eaten mutton. It's often sold labeled as lamb when it actually isn't
>>220916426i got a frozen meal from costco. it was okay
>>220916426I've eaten lamb many times, usually for Easter. For mutton though I've had it at a Kebab joint in Marseille, and Indian place in Minnesota and an Afghan place in Montreal.Really great meat, tragedy it's so criminally overpriced here.
>>220916452I had lamb a few time. Didn't care for it.
how could you eat a cute little lamb?
>Go out driving at 2:30 am for a peaceful nighttime cruise>almost immediately after pulling out start getting approached by homeless hispanic people asking for a lighter while also very clearly searching my car through my window looking for anything worth stealingAre hispanic ruining your state?>New HampshireYes.
>>220916532>cruiseI misread this as crisis, really says a lot about my mental state
>>220916532>>Are hispanic ruining your state?>ArizonaIf you could believe it this state was 75% White and only ~15% Hispanic 40 years ago.
>>220916531Because once they mature they don't taste as nice
saw a gang of broccoli heads this morning
>>220916532hispanics being allowed in new england is a crime
>>220916640pretty sure my city (Manchvegas) is now mostly hispanic people and not even mexicans which generally have some level of normalcy but the islanders and south american variants
>>220916640in America*
I am become sleepy, goer to of beds
should i have my last dr pepper blackberry
>>220916710
Somebody post the ready for bedtime star because that about be me
>>220915013I value and respect you.
>>220916732
>>220916713go for it
>>220916766wrong one
>>220916777dr sparkle is the choice drink of zesty bucks
>>220916766>>220916788I like them both
>>220916777Does Dr. Perky make your nipples hard
>>220916766>>220916777>>220916788>three gets in a row
>>220916777>Mr. Pig
goodnight
i want some spicy funyuns
>tfw when no bedtime ritual just lay on mat and sleep
shes beautiful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11WY9K9IWKI
Jason is an NPC
>>220916130>>220916127>>220916123What happened here!!!
Uh oh I'm doing that thing where I think about terrible things that happened to other people and giving myself a panic attack again
i miss jason
>>220916949>What happened hereCheck the archive, some retard posted a pic of him and his wife with very loose censorship
>>220916883me too
>>220916949He posted him and his wife with the faces blocked by emoji
>>220916965He's done it several times before too
>>220916970Is this Brazilian cuisine?
>>220916968they have that in canada?
>>220916987yeah
>>220916970looks like a garbage plate
Oh the Canadian with the church wifeThe one who got away!!!
for me it's pizza combos
>>220917008That looks like some diarrhead on the food
>>220917021I love combos but I don't eat them often because they make me feel fat since I devour the whole bag
piss out my ass
A few small beers
>>220916985>>220917008
drinking dr pepper
>>220917029unfortunately there's only a few stores that sell them here
>>220917021finally someone with an ounce of class around here
gonna order a pizza later today
>>220917008I'd eat that. Please come to the UK and open a cafe which sells this food
thirdies just stack every food they have available to them on a plate and say bon appetit
did you know johnny test was originally supposed to be black but racists ruined it with their bad attitude
>>220917102It's called a meal
>Bugles are no longer sold in Canadanoooooooooooooooooooooo
>>220917109that show was so shit no idea why it continued to be given new seasons
>>220917117do you guys ever get tired of being so shit
>>220917088toppings?>>220917120cancon probably>>220917123no
>>220917102breakfast
They stopped selling Vanilla Coke in Canada like 25 years ago and my life has never been the same.
>>220916937This girl sets off my whore radarCan almost guarantee that she was once an onlyfans creator and she stopped making money off it so she moved onto another grift
Probably the most fucked up American historical documenthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY&
>>220917136Ew wtf
>>220917149I sent this to my mom before
>>220917136>fried bananas, polenta, turkey, queijo minas, dragonfruit, brigadeiro, and a bunch of other shit I can't even tellHow fat are you bastards holy shit, you're putting Americans to shame with this breakfast
>>220917136is that chocolate thing on top a brigadeiro?
>>220917168I like to think that CWC is singing the song, scary to think that fucker would've been sent to war in a different time
the lego sets i want are so expensive
>>220917008Looks friggin good nglType of shit you can just shovel into your mouth
There was this period of time where it was more economical to throw out your crappy little Canon home printer and buy a fresh one rather than refill it, because ink cartridges were insanely expensive. I yearn for the days of American decadence.
corr didn't expect that good of an ai response
Now this is real food
>>220917239buy refilled cartridges retard
>>220917208did they ebay auction not go as planned?
big chungus
Currently listening to this absolute kino: https://youtu.be/j1BMmDRQses
>>220917241remind that bucket of bolts and curry code it is not and never will be human
>>220917172I am 165lb>>220917174granulado graúdo
>>220917256didnt go as planned i feel robbed especially after ebay gets their cut the only positive is i dont have to look at the shit im selling anymore
big chungus but she's trans. and we love that for her.
>>220917276how much more do you need?
>>220917255Brother the printer itself cost $30 and a single refill cartridge was about the same. If you got a new printer you got a whole set of carts, and a printer, for the same price.
>>220917300Costs $10 for refilled cartridges
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
>>220917326I weep for the state of American literacy.
I love inflation so fucking much!!!
Goodnight stinky faces
>>220917344
>>220917337Same because you seem to think $10 is more than $30You whine and cry about the lack of american decadence while refusing to spend 10 minutes looking for a solution. Do you think Americans in your perceived golden age were as lazy and stupid as you?
>>220917355Trayquavius Jeetdeep, words like "was" and "were" imply something that was true in the past but is not necessarily true now. Did you know the world existed before you were born in 2019?
Gas prices went down 10 cents in the last 2 days
>>220917379I know you're a zoomer because you don't have a grasp of context clues.Did you know the class of 2021 didn't have a graduation?!?!?!
Saw smth sad on Facebook and now I feel sad...
>>220917299$100
>>220917403hopefully you can find something else to sell
>>220917431theres not enough time
as a gringo from LA is there any reason to choose a white bitch over a latina? they're cuter, they can cook, they're more religious, more on family values, disciplined by parents, etc
>>220917474why?
>>220917493>>220917493New
>>220917239Isn’t that still the case?Printers are like 10 bux but now you need to use online encrypted ink on a subscription model that requires wifi access
