Joyce Manor on on the 'potify

>>220919169
this where the tarts come from?

hi

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stursia

>>220919169
lovely place would go again

i was in blackwell recently and those tarts are extortionate you'd think at least one shop would sell regular priced ones but it's like being a massive museum they are all colluding charging £8 for a little cake

>>220919169
shitty old stones look so much better than boring red bricks

cheeky tart x

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>>220919226
hi

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>>220919228
alright mate

>>220919228
kill yourself

>>220919239
is that spaff

>>220919239
wat the

nigga greeted us all

>>220919239
sorry lads just been a bit backed up aha x

virgin doesn't know what spaff looks like

>>220919263
Light of the sun. Actually missing everything all the way.

eating doughnut on a plate with a knife and fork

what is eyes wide shut really about then

>>220919297
poo crisps and slags

>>220919263
every beautiful friendship begins with a greeting

>>220919295
English.

>>220919297
middle class malaise

peaking on addy right now but i dont have any outlet for this burst of social motivation because im alone in my incel apartment

sister came out as lesbian

>>220919321
take it to /isr/ mate

>>220919321
hope a hamas missile blows you to smithereens

might open my window in a bit

my arse is aliiiiiiive
with the sound of music

>>220919321
you could go occupy some area in gaza with your energy

>>220919327
ever shag her up the arse

the white eggs you now see in supermarkets have very fragile shells

Fucking hate zoomers always going on about situationships what the fuck is this shit

>>220919228
Hello again

People who say being gay is a choice always baffle me, there’s ALWAYS signs. Always. And you should nurture it, not condemn it, because when they’re grown, they will push you away for not loving who they are

>>220919342
hi heathergod

So...

anyone have that picture of are Rubes' THICK arse

>>220919327
good dick will set her straight

Do you like travelling?

Putthefoodinside.

>>220919369
caberge onnamadone

poo roar

>>220919369
this says a lot about society

i have a theory about lesbians
i reckon they are repulsed by the penis because they look at one and it's kinda gross on it's own
they are not thinking about sex, they are looking at "penis as organ"
same experience i have - penis is gross
vagina also gross when you just look at it unaroused but you must think "penis in vagina" to be attracted to women
ARSE on the other hand, looks lovely
but men don't have arse in the same way as women

>>220919396
name one thing it says about society

injecting dna into an egg

>>220919366
am also interested aha x

>>220919406
how so

>>220919406
I am French.

>>220919406
maybe they just fancy women a bit like straight men

mousenonce and heathernonce now thats exactly what this thread was missing

>>220919431
need cornwall to show up

>>220919336
Ive done this and all its done is let the cold wind in and now I can't get it out
Heed my warning

workouttoil complete

For me, it's the Late Roman Empire, the Late Roman Army and the Christian Emperors.

>>220919406
some vaginas look nasty but honestly theyre fine dont get people who say theyre disgusting looking

>>220919445
sounds scary :/

Hmm.

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doberge

everything about the show the royle family disgusts me even the fact that it was made

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>>220919423
explain this then
i look at this and this wow arse is nice
but women see "arse as organ" when men have arse
women don't think about sex when they look at penis
that's why they are lesbians

>>220919451
for me its the bronze age and earlier

>>220919423
My experience of lezzers is that this is the case to some degree
Goes from "married my best friend for the tax breaks" to "I LURV TITTAES AN ASS"

>>220919466
why is he on the plane

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>>220919338
I mean... we're all mates.

need gf with one of those blunt cut fringes
preferably red headed
maybe she's got glasses but opts for contacts when she goes out
also she likes harbio tangfastics and wretched bastards with no worth

>>220919512
none of your fucking business

imagine being british like 100 years ago at the peak of the empire. they probably felt like supreme beings who conquered the earth and there were no brownoids on twitter to tell them that what they did was bad

>>220919321
Hope your shit’s laced and you drop dead cause God will definitely send your kike arse to Hell

>>220919537
he vibing

>>220919475
what use is this, what does this explain that their own testament of 'i fancy women' doesnt
like saying ive got a theory that theyre implanted by alien chips that cross wires in their sexual responses in the brain

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>>220919475
sorry to break it to you women do like men's arses

>>220919526
why do you type like this makes me want to smash your head in with a fucking brick

just signed up to rape-my-nan.com, hoping to get my nan raped soonish

>>220919540
wow great i have to go work in the coal mine all my short life. amazing

mad that emily dickinson was probably a life long virgin

>>220919554
come on the hard man let's fucking have it

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och theres a moose in the hoose!

Also yeah my power supply is fucking broken lads
Might as well just kill myself now
Or just buy a new one. Effort tho.

>>220919562
Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did

>>220919568
those are rats

>>220919587
just means son of dick

mad how it's still cold in my spacious but draughty incel home

>>220919189
Wouldn't have thought you could get away with having two lesbian main characters played by heteros these days

>>220919587
I was going to make this exact post, verbatim.

another day in my stupid retarded evil incel existence

my pet barnacle has gone missing

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Imagine her fat black arse aggressively pounding on his pale white pecker as he meekly squirms in ecstasy. Giwtwm

>>220919629
Doubt it

Oh, okay.

CHICKEN TIKKA WRAP FOR LUNCHTOIL SO GET IN

My penis fell off

it's all toil at the end of the day. everything you do is effort

chanting sutras in the toil bogs while I eat my lunch

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bruce on a wacky one

>>220919694
Bumps.

>>220919694
I don’t understand why so many of you get on here and just lie every fucking day

>>220919699
this
love doing nothing, love dozing love dossing

>>220919644
I've got the same dress sense as Daniel Radcliffe although I am much taller than him

>>220919734
based dvsa worker

people who are really into craft beers or IPAs or whatever. gives me the ick

Coalition of the Raped

I'm really into poo

>>220919785
with you as the leader

having to deal with a brown at toil, not happy

Just hit my PR of 9 million willies at once

>>220919785
>Open the bloody Strait

>>220919841
working your way up the lefypol league table I see

>>220919841
>white girl at a children's home

just through out the rulebook

>>220919719
It isn't a lie. I would post proof but I forgot to pick it back up.

>>220919699
I remember reading a thing years ago that suggested the default state of living things is being asleep: unthinking, motionless, burning energy existing but otherwise not actively doing anything. Everything we do while awake is only in service of keeping the body alive so that it can sleep. So in that sense it's not that sleep is necessary for being awake so much as it is necessary to be awake for a period of time so that we can later sleep, the main state of being.

load of shite really but it stuck with me

>>220919955
Yeah... Nice...

need to get some lunch sorted don't I

sat on the bog

love music that makes me wank

where's Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000

>>220920096
hopefully died in xer tranny sleep

4 posts in 10 minutes corrr feel the rush

>advert for a product telling me to try it
not going to do that, i’m not a raped consumerist goycattle slave you see

been dating gfberg for 6 months and finally comfortable enough with the following
>farting in front of her (alas, she won't fart in front of me)
>sticking a finger up her arse while fucking doggy
>randomly playing with her tits when i feel like it
working on next steps now
any ideas? already have plenty

>>220919644
imagine her sitting directly on your face

>>220920146
arse to mouth

>>220920146
get her pregnant and contribute towards saving western society

>>220920146
I fart all the time in front of my gf but make her feel disgusting if she does the same infront of me

poo scream

rorke saying grace before eating his pot noodle

new ick unlocked: men when they use their tesco club cards

>>220920211
Dadberg still farts in front of mumstein and she complains about it every single time. They've been married for 45 years.

and if you wanna really see something this sad take a look at what happened

>>220920250
Oy.

>>220920250
Cute

>>220920146
i cant think of any. maybe because i didnt plan on finding one. IT'S OVER

>>220920250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTvO2Vhr2nI

going to weigh myself. anyone want to take a guess at the weight? i will be using kg

>>220920250
My mum and dad hate each other and havent spoken in about 20 years

>1 in 6 people on Universal Credit are not British

can i haz cheeseburger

See you next year, mate!

What are some things that are actually worth buying as upgrades/improvements for your life?
I reckon a comfy mattress is one. You spend a third of your life in bed.

all your base are belong to us

>>220920356
2 stone and 15 pebbles

>>220920362
and the other 5?

>>220920377
A MOKA POT!

>>220919308
the title of my autobiography

just watched Skin Diamond suck multiple white cocks in her Cumbang scene. fucking PENG lush seeing a black girl on her knees sucking white cocks while the guys are wearing confederate flags on their shirts
infinity x lush

good luck kafir, im behind seven asylum applications

>>220920396
Very funny but that 1/6 costs around £12 billion every year

>>220920408
ok

>>220920427
i say this with utter conviction:
>liquidate the benniemongs
>turn them into premium grade fertiliser and pig feed
>whack a "made in uk" label on it and ship it internationally

>>220920377
a decent car, as in one that isn't a 16 year old shitheap with a million problems with it

rorke getting put in a spliff

>>220920377
How to win friends and influence people, the power of not giving a f*ck, lions mane, ashwaganda, a cold plunge pool

>>220920377
A good office chair, one of those wrist rests and an ergonomic mouse if you spend a lot of time on the computer for work or leisure. One of those insulated cups for coffee or tea. And good socks that let your smelly feet breathe somewhat.

>>220920461
ktimmers

>>220920377
a quality pair of boots. you're an adult now can't be wearing trainers

just opted out of the workplace pension. it acts as a form of wage suppression you see

>>220920377
a pistol so you can put it in your mouth and blow your fucking nigger brains out

oh oh oh ohhhhh
little china girl

>>220920508
I dont understand why you cant withdraw it early its my money let me have it

>>220920531
WMAF anthem

>>220920508
mong
>>220920549
mong

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ohR6E-iP46A
leftypol on a mad one

>>220920518
i adore this poster
he's singlehandedly saving me from depression

>>220920518
pscr

licking an australian and sticking him to the wall

it is 1pm and i have nothing left to do. maybe i should get into hard drugs

>>220920604
do what all the kids are doing these day
getting a fucking job
dole bludger

>>220920549
People will never be able to withdraw it when they retire. This shit only came about 10 years ago and this insane piece of law forced every single business in the country to match all employees pension contributions. Not a single word of protest from business at the time. Something isnt right here, and everytime you opt out the employer spergs out, something else is going on

>>220920604
weed is a pretty good way to waste your life,. absolutely mogs alcohol

not really sure about /brit/

>>220920617
mental how people just accept working 45 hours a week for the rest of their lives, even worse when it's a shit meaningless job like being a till monkey or stocker

>>220920604
get some tunes on and have a little singalong x

>>220920563
Dont comment on things you dont understand. lil mong here thinks hes going to be a millionaire when hes 68 lmfao

reckon my life would've been much better if I didn't drop out of the uni

>>220920563
Not going to blow it all just dont trust the government to handle it would rather put it in an ISA of my choice

>>220920633
i just got paid $2200 smackers for the week for my toiling
feels good to be a wagie

>>220919562
Bit like you then

>>220919766
Not difficult is it. He's like 5ft 5

>>220920633
yeah welcome to life mate

>>220920687
DONE US THERE VIRGIN BROS

>>220920648
I salary sacrifice 5%, my employer pays in 10% and you can pick the funds that it's invested in it makes no sense not to pay in. even the safest default option will be mostly index-linked most of your life

>>220919773
Real ale?

>>220920617
i have a job. it's finished

ayup, who's seen my bum then

>>220920687
there's still a chance for me I'm only 36

>>220920708
yet more evidence that they literally don’t understand what friendship is

DTFIA

got chatgpt codex doing my bidding right now

got the K-DST fm playing on the 'tubes as it wereblatt

>>220920726
Makes perfect sense to not pay in:
1. You cannot guarantee the law wont change in 50/60 years which secures your pension, it is therefore never safe
2. Withdrawing now means you have the money right now, and guaranteed in your bank account each month

moneymongs are off again

what does martin lewis say about it?

>>220920686
I remember that happening

Smelly sordid nigger bastards

first guy in the 50s to say see ya later alligator was probably cool as hell

>>220920747
Isaac newton was a virge too

>>220920686
name one film or tv show where this happens

rorke got hit with the goycattle accusations

>>220920780
>You cannot guarantee the law wont change in 50/60 years which secures your pension, it is therefore never safe
stupid argument that can be applied to literally anything. or are you confusing private and state pensions again as you mongs quite often do

leftypol making fun of the queen being dead

eating a few brazil nuts

good for the sperm production, you see

>>220920874
enjoy your selenium poisoning

virginity should be treated like a superpower in the west imo

>>220919189
pluribussy

>>220920867
Theres literally the example i gave you which is, having the money now, which guarantees I have it. You cannot guarantee your pension will exist because any retard parliament could simply repeal certain law and raid your account. Cope on mongboy, you're the one trust governments and investors for the next 50 years to look after your money

Mental how /brit/ during the day is just incels slapfighting and shitflinging over things that no real person should give a single shit about

>>220920907
Battle of catbergs drift

>>220920932
grow up

>>220920925
Just fetched up my lunch

>>220920925
double um!!

>>220920925
Just fetched up my spunk

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genuinely what's your problem with this rorke?

>>220920912
well it obviously wouldnt be a simple law to repeal. it would actually be unprecedented and every person in the country except idiots like you would be against it/
and every element of money involves trusting an organisation. even you thinking you've beaten the system relies on many systems to keep that money now

right well that's a pair of trannies with their knobs out

>>220920857
No Sleep Til Christmas

if the police can't catch you
you must be on

THE DUST

>>220920925
the one on the right was found to be a mega nonce btw

>>220921023
>troon turns out to be a meganonce
who could have predicted this turn of events

right well he's simply not allowed to post that is he

>>220920975
Send all new migrants in the UK to Scotland. Yes peng

some of you are not well

>>220921023
*gasps in feigned horror*

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>>220921053
would get sacked for saying this at work

what i've done there
i didn't like the conversation that was happening (pensions remind me i don't have a job)
so i posted my go-to, blokes with their knobs out
and now that conversation has ended :)

why would you let your gf work in an office just grim as that, every woman working in that environment is a lefty mentalist

my pornstar name would be Ash Dieback

>>220920975
All we need is unlimited money. Perfect

>>220921095
just raise taxes on the wealthy*
*those on 30k or more

>>220921080
devious little incel

>>220921073
not in my job, I openly use words like "tranny", "nonce", "pikey" etc and nobody cares, made slightly racist jokes before too

mad how much more money greggs would make if they served all day breakfast

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>>220921080
GET A FUCKING JOB

>>220921106
*leaves Scotland *

>>220920995
At the end of the day you depend on government and a hope in the future we wont go through a catastrophic war or famine or economic crisis. You are a naive idiot and you have a lot of growing up to do, you know nothing about money

>>220921115
no they wouldn't

be quiet

>>220921115
the breakfast baguette is basically the only thing I like from there, I don't mind the steak bakes but it's such a dice roll whether it'll be lukewarm or hotter than the sun

toilfu is a bit swarthy but claims to be british how can I surreptitiously ask about her ancestry to find out for sure

>>220921080
delightfully devilish anon ;)

https://x.com/Godfrey_Bloom/status/2046846465180373423

Any response?

>>220921080
not really blokes are they
they're trans women

>>220921146
the 9/10 supervisor has an olive complexion, brown eyea and dark wavy hair yet doesn't have a drop of Mediterranean in her, it's bizarre

nope not even opening it

>>220921167
norman ancestry blud

>>220920907
The siege of Catbergrad

>>220921146
>>220921167
welshoids I bet

>>220921174
Norman is French right? If anything she looks greek

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>>220921164
Just women arent theyx

>>220921134
i accept your concession

>>220921146
ask her id anyone in her family has sickle cell anemia or thalassaemia

>>220921174
Yeah its 1000 year old norman ancestory not some post war Italian or something.

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>Norman is French right?

>>220921190
Does she have an English surname? Just talk about your holidays and ask if shes ever been to cyprus or something.

>>220921213
ah fair enough it probably is that

>>220921196
youve been done
did you actually think employers were paying double your contribution out of the goodness of their heart? Are you mentally ill

>>220920932
it's night time you stupid idiot head

>>220921244
you keep confusing state pensions and private pensions. really retarded

free bird by lynard skynard
yep

grove street 4 life

gay arse sex

>>220920925
What the fuck's going on with the cock on the left? Looks like someone's taken a hammer to it.

>>220921281
nobody said anything about state pensions dumb dumb. The workplace pension law that compels companies to place new employees on private schemes is what we are talking about.

Anyone else suddenly feeling really tired? I could go for a quick nap right about now. Alas, toil won't let me.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me my life is SHIT I know my life is SHIT yet I don’t change anything I just sit around as the days go by
I’m broken!!!!

Morning team. Starting the day off right with a monster energy ultra punk paradise zero sugar and leftover tuna pasta bake

This monster is very lush need to get more

big fat biomass bums

IM EMPLOYED WOMAN
FUCK MY ARSE TEAMMMM

why doe gio scotti do that thing with her teeth when she smiles

i was thinking about being gay but it's not enough of a challenge these days

>>220921317
my brother

>>220921326
i think its a slightly botched circumcision

>>220921374
Mental gays go to places like gay saunas or public toilets to bum random strangers and think it's normal.

>reminiscing about old times and feeling happy
>remembering niggers and kikes exist and feeling sad
it's a hard knock life

>>220921374
not gay myself but im curious need a safe space without judgement to get it out of my system

>>220921417
oh

>>220921437
>not gay but i want to do gay things
ok mate

>look up Poowong
>it's looks like England

>>220921417
racismlad!

cock expert over here

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>>220921450
Forgot the bastard image

>>220921417
it's a hard nig life

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>>220921470
get it developed
get it new built
get the migrants housed on it