no wankers edition
Massive wanker logging in
third poo of the day today. what is going on??? body has a mind of its own
>>220921592If a migrant is a legal permanent resident here then yes they may also want to buy a house, so again, we should build more houses.
… lunch time wearing my excellent glasses watching live Snooker World Championships on TNT sports 3 on my TV via sky stream in home …
Just sneezed team
>we should build more housesmeanwhile 1.6 million homes in England and Wales sit unoccupied
>>220921652how many do you think it would take to make building enough houses impossible
Palmwine tapper no go stop to dey tap palwine becos e don fall from di tree bifor
bout to wank will be back later
>>220921738Me tink me gwan
horse
Cubone is such a cute design. Feel like a lot of the charm is lost in Marowak but I still like both.
>>220921738uh humm*sucks teeth*
>>220921761grow up you're almost 30
>>220921652Why dont we just ban non resident ownership and migrants. Sorted
Sitting out the front of a country pub having a pint lads.
REDDIT YOU ARE SO FECKLESS MATEHOW DO I FIX MY POWER SUPPLY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWW
>>220921778Nothing wrong with liking Pokémon.
>>220921781Nice BMW
Pokemon is a game for children, grow up already
>>220921814you defend Amer Hussein ("moni") and ziedy honestly I don't think there's any lower you can sinkpathetic gremlin
>>220921814there's a lot wrong with being a perpetual child into your near 30s
there are 809,000 second homes in the UK but yeah let’s destroy more green space to build instead of just banning the scum who own second homes
>>220921754>>220921768fire wey catch he goat bear bear go soon move to im eye
>>220921834he doesn't defend Amer but he does defend Ziedy which is basically the same as defending amer
>>220921816I came on the bike lad, I'm out green laning doing routes on Pokemon Go.>>220921761What do you think of this pokelad?
>>220921856you can’t ban second homes that’s authoritarian
FUCK NICK PRITCHARD
china has more homes than they know what to do with
>>220921834No I don't defend poleaboo he's a sex offender and a paedophile >>220921837I'm not a child I'm a woman
>>220921856>instead of just banningThere is zero chance of this happening, massive chunk of MP's own second homes, they're not going to vote to lose it unless they had a law to work around it so the plebs can't have second homes instead
>>220921911I guess ziedy's posts about refugees raping children just don't exist then
>>220921907they need biomass
>>220921870I love Ledyba and Ledian (also Spinarak and Ariados) but it's frustrating how bad their stats are
american on toil call just said prima facie very strangely
>over £500 on booze in 3 weeksAlright maybe i need to cut down
>>220921940Link them then
>>220921620*hurridly tucks my freshly wanked cock away*alri lads haha
have written some racist words but I'm turning over a new leaf lads. from now on, no racism from me
>>220922001Good lad
please be quiet i'm taking an important phone call
Airbnb.co.uk you have 24 hours to cease operating in Wales you have 24 hours before legal matters will start
>>220921715Yes we should also stop rich cunts buying up properties as investments.>>220921728>>220921779Even if all immigration stopped tomorrow, it would still be the case that house prices are currently far higher (relative to the average wage) than in the past. More houses = lower house prices = more young adults can buy homes.
always say i'm going to do this but then it's too funny to stop
>>220922070>>220922001
blah blah blah black peopletranniesimmigrantsbrownsthat's all you lot talk about
>>220922087not i
how to make AI jack you off tutorial UPDATED METHOD 2026
>>220922052just sent this to the ceo of airbnb x
>>220922053less migrants = more free houses = lower house prices
>>220922087t. immigrant tranny brown
it's all about supply and demand
One Piece is so bad. Fairy Tail is just better in every way
>>220922112Please see what I said:>Even if all immigration stopped tomorrow, it would still be the case that house prices are currently far higher (relative to the average wage) than in the past. More houses = lower house prices = more young adults can buy homes.
>>220922052
>>220922112>more free housesMeans nothing if you don’t do anything to stop boomers buying them for second homes or some faggot in London on 300k looking for passive income
>>220921991https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/emtoo/country/be/
what is this gimick
>>220922240heatherpaedo mental illness
top ten sexiest horsesslutty horse outfits
>>220922263toby, no.
sucking a rio punch
new special interest unlocked
yeah now my pc for some unexplained reason doesn't load flags on intloads the extra ones though
ziedy is transphobic toodon't know why EW likes him
>>220922178>do anything to stop boomers buying them for second homesmeans nothing if you don't stop migrants from being housed in them>passive incomethat requires people to live in the house and pay rent (or having their rent paid by welfare programs)
Flatmate is a bit of a wigger and will occasionally do this thing where he rubs his hands together, sort of tilts his head down but looks up at you and goes "that's craaaaaaazy ahah"It's really fucking weird
>>220922388>flatmateFONTONT
>>220922388why u hating cuh
>>220922388These neowogisms are everywhere and I am quite tired of hearing them
>>220922401>>220922410>>220922434Sometimes instead of crazy he'll say "brazy"
really enjoyed watching the grand budapest hotel desu
i was a wigger for one year i only listened to eminem and dmx, tho
>>220922388sc
flame master
why is gnasher now associated with the cuck shite
>>220922151>currently far higher yeah, until the demand of hundreds of thousands of migrants needing homes stops
*woman is obese*lefty-pol: WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER CHOKE ME TO DEATH WITH THOSE FLABBY THIGHS AFTER FORCE FEEDING ME HER POO!!
>>220922496that was a good movie
How gf finds me attractive when I'm a chubby slug of a man I'll never know.She's proper fit though.
>have been a neet for 24 months nowgrim.
>>220922662are you tall and broad with a big chin?
>>2209226925'11 and no.
>>220922685Was a neet for 4 years at one point, deary me, felt like I went through the full gauntlet of neet activities
>>220922685ktiatbm
>>220922587That is not the only cause of house prices increasing. Also many immigrants do important jobs, e.g. in the NHS and care homes. I know you're an incel who wants to deport every immigrant but it would cost a lot of money (not just for flights, but also paying other countries to accept deportees, and then the cost of finding new employees for the jobs that immigrants were doing), so I don't think it's a great idea.
nick fuentes now earns 900,000 dollars a monthhe beat the jews who banned him from everything
why are men obsessed with taking pictures of their food and posting it onlinehttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/scrandemic/country/gb/worse than instagram here
>>220922685>>220922721i've been a neet for 14 years
>>220922641>>220922560>>220922222>>220922192what game is this>>220922633architectposting is apolitical you low test faggot
we need to give millions more to pensioners
>>220922735rorkes dad reposting this on his whatsapp group and facebook
*woman is conventionally attractive*leftypol: would love to see her beheaded for islam
Got logged out of simpcity and can't remember my password.Guess I'm fucked.
>>220922735>churchill>everything is on fire>starmer>everything is fineis this saying that the gay porn pm is doing a better job?
>>220922795there was a war or something i think
>someone started seeding again we are so back
>>220922601>cakedyank coded nigger word
>>220922734Because its seen as cheaper to import workers rather than educate and train natives. Theres a cap on doctors places for instance.
>>220922734You don't have to pay countries to take their own citizens back lmao
*looks at time**sucks teeth*
>>220922746One of them was just a pile of sick kek
>>220922875you're strange
>>220922734they're not only increasing because we're not building enough either. building 200k more houses but importing 300k more migrants that need places to live won't bring prices down, it will make them worse, and it's a lot harder to scale up building of houses.> I know you're an incel who wants to deport every immigrant but it would cost a lot of money (not just for flights, but also paying other countries to accept deportees, and then the cost of finding new employees for the jobs that immigrants were doing), so I don't think it's a great idea.schizophrenia
>>220922764I'd rather give millions to pensioners than £1 to a nigger x
remember housepricemong
thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/int/1776866554662336.mp4
>>220922891>300k more migrantsIf only>>220922910Trannys but middle eastern!
cheeky snap from creamfields festivallass had her arse truly hanging out
Counting down the minutes until I can go to the pub
>>220922910i think it reeks of shitty bums in there
>>220922910by allah i will hit them with my shoe
>>220922940looks like a willard with a bulbous head
How do I cope with being only 178cm short
>>220922910plap
>>220922940worst part about 'thick girls' being seen as attractive is fat cows that think that includes them
>>220922959how gay
>>220922960no point just accept its over
>>220922940gay if you wouldn't shove your face in there after a weekend of dancing, drinking, farting, pooing and not showering
>>220922735what is this supposed to be
>>220923013190 mogs you
got a little knob of poo right under where me vestigial monkey tail is, CANNOT remove it for the life of me, any of you lads care to help? x
>>220923063german bombers flying overhead
airdrop from LRdecline accept
dem twisty bendy batons permanently stretched
>>220923100hahahahaha
>>220923100the proverbial bwc
um
>>220923100rightthats a penis
>>220923114not big enough to satisfy you?
>>220923100looks like mine only mines on sideways
right well
bizarre willy
>>220923132youre weird
>>220923100bizarre
>>220923100Yeah I'm gonna die on this hill but cut cocks look better.
>>220923148whys it framed like hes about to shit in it then
>>220923178Was about to say what would happen if he pissed right there
you know how the eskimos have 50 words for snow?reckon that Ziedy has invented almost 100 words or adjectives for black mens' penises
>>220923148
>>220923148cooling off after night out in peckham
>>220923174>>220923203this is actually better x
UKs dennis the menace seems like a riot
How do I install extraflags again
imagine fucking dennis the menace up the arse to punish him for being bad not so fucking bad now are ya with a cock up your tight little arse
dennis the menace age
>>220923265weird…
>>220923265
>>220923265public school headmasters on the topic of maintaining discipline amongst student
>>220923310the wokes put a stop to that
sticking my finger up my hiney
so yeah just wondering why on earth 4chan x isn't working on firefox
how did the Scots come up with the narrative that they’re victims of british imperialism genuinely mind blowing
>>220923426Victimhood is in vogue
send them an email? >>220923421
>>220923265right well that's a post advocating child rape, isnt it, actually
>>220923457Will doThank you for your response as I know you've got a busy schedule
>>220923421change greasemonkey to tampermonkey
want to die
It shows Bieber smiling, sitting on a sofa with friends when he says: "Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?".The singer, who is now 20, then finished his joke by making the noise of the chainsaw and repeating "Run nigga" five times.
>>220923506*violentmonkey
>>220923515He was raped by black men as a child
we need to stop the spread of desertification in africa
>>220923544bizarre post
>>220923565yeah they’re eating too many cakes x
>>220923529bastard help me it's not even letting me change bloody style bhenchod
uh...
>>220923570it's probably true thoughbeit
>>220923608really doubt thathe was like the cool uncle that taught him the ropes of hollywood
day 1 no weed after years of heavy usage. splitting headache and hate my life may grab a cheeky 7g
poo
>>220923634>really doubt thatthe notorious black gay rapist paedophile?
>>220923654uh yeah, he didnt actually rape anyone, those were just bitter b-listers suing him to secure a bag. yeah he was sexually promiscuous but they were all consenting adults
The day goes so fast when you wake up in the afternoon
Enjoy the flatmate is a bit of a wigger gimmick
>>220923468dennis the menace is 75 years old
>>220923637https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWpfKVBjNAn/
>>220923637you need to maximise the friction to smoking weed againthrow out your lighters, bongs, pipes, delete your dealer's number/delete your account on whatever appit's easier not to relapse when starting again is a pain in the arse
>>220923637just have 10 beers instead
sup diddie
>>220923637damage is done weedmong may well carry on
the milkman just raped me
showertoil
>>220923740idk what kind of weed people are smoking, this sounds more like a nicotine addiction
>>220923793ziedy's mum when caught by his dad
>>220923779haha
fucking 4chan style won't change on mozillaredditflags won't fucking work eitherpiss take.
>>220923833works on my machine
>>220923740>you want weed because you are sad and miserable yeah thanks alot doesn't change anything really
>>220923839well why's it not fucking working on mine then
>>220923833fine here it's just you
>>220923858your userscript extension should look like this
>>220923833take it easy mate, there are people out there with no access to the internet youre here with us, cheer up :)
>>220923927got nothing else in life may as well have a smoke and soothe the pain of existence
>>220923833Works for me with tampermonkey, violentmonkey broke ages ago
Don't even know how I would go about acquiring weed, only smoked it once when it became legal in Canada a few years back. I'm a good boy you see, I don't break the law.
just seen a comically wide penis on r9k
>>220923989Post it
>>220923968remember when he took the vax then immediately had a heart attack
>>220923637Ummm dude weed cures cancer bro
what up youtube youtuuube jolie olie comin at ya fer CUSTOMGROW420
>>220923915this is too neeky, wow
>>2209240050___0| || || |--------(__i__)
>>220923975>Don't even know how I would go about acquiring weed,pisstakethere is a black man in every french car park willing to sell you some
>Don't even know how I would go about acquiring weed, only smoked it once when it became legal in Canada a few years back. I'm a good boy you see, I don't break the law.
I'm an extremely weak minded individual
>>220924057Leftypol cooked with this one
>>220923975friend or coworker to get a dealers number, or approach someone smoking in the park and ask for a number from him
>>220923654Did he rape boys? Never heard diddy being gay before
>>220924086What’s wrong with Slavic women ladWhy are they so evil
>>220923915thank u
>>220924049So I come up to him and then what do I say>Hello monsieur I would like to acquire the finest sample of zeuh weede you have to sell
god a fucking love weed. never thought I'd get addicted to anything but I could spark up in the morning and do nothing everyday for months/years on end.
maturing is realising your mum is not and was never a good driver
>>220924085spliffbob weedpants
>>220924124Ktiiiiim
>>220924122I was once grabbing from a dealer and a black guy came and asked if he had weed and got some too. it really is easy
>>220924122they literally come up to you mate
dominating mentalists in psychic duels at the neurogladitorium with my strong mind
>>220924132
still won't let me change theme though which is annoying cause yotsuba b is ghoulish
Wow a drug that just makes you anxious and sometimes gives you weird flashing visuals in your head (that make you anxious)What great fun
>>220924122>bon jour monsoir noir je peux achat le ganja?
Addy Asaduzzaman !!!!
>>220924190go to the catalogue and change it then click /brit/
>god a fucking love weed. never thought I'd get addicted to anything but I could spark up in the morning and do nothing everyday for months/years on end.
>>220924191for those with lower levels of consciousness it doesn't make them anxious
>>220924156I have never been approached in all of my 30 years on this planet. To be fair I used to live in places that were 99.99% european.
>>220924206that is so retarded but it worked thanks love you
>The red is wise, the brown trusty, the pale envious, the black lustyWhat colour is your hair /brit/
lonely, depressed, and suicidal
>>220924221Genuinely think it’s the natural wog drugWhites are drawn to alcohol to suppress our higher consciousness and revert to a lower state more akin to the wog’s day to day happy jungle life
>>220924209Run the riddum!
>>220924226I spent 3 hours in Marseille and two black men tried to sell me weed
>>220924250yh
>>220924226Once got approached and the guy tried to sell me herion
>>220924240dirty blondeI'd call it brown but others say it's blondeit was blonde when I was a kidblue eyestiny deformed cock that doesn't get erect
>>220924249get some weed
Who from history would you pick to make a biopic about?Me? Aidan Macarthy of course.
>>220924276Trusty yet envious... i see
why would you want extra flags? sounds gay
>>220924240grey
>>220924288vlad the impaler
>>2209228911. Build more homes2. Allow in migrants who contribute to the country3. Allow in refugees who are fleeing persecutionSimple
>>220924270sell you a heron?majestic creaturesI would have bought
>>220922734wait and you think landlords will lower their prices when we stop allowing migrants in? LOL thats not how this game works mate
Rorke turning into faggot breeding stock for the various brown invaders occupying his council estate
Moderate Business Idea: planetary Extermination of nons.
yorkshire
>>220924339They eat ducklings though
>>220924427would absolutely clobber this lank green freak
>>220924427type of shit Mulder be on whenever Scully is not around
Britain In Bloom.
supply and demand retards be like: uhh if less migrants = less demand = landlords will be kind enough to lower prices oh my days!
yorkshite
kill everything that's browner than rice
The so-called 'berg, as it were
>>220924457screaaaaaaaaaaming
>>220924525careful now
based /brit/ going through its pro-weed stage
yanks can't suffer
fucking hellhttps://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ssfyqo/incident_in_bolton_uk_yesterday_where_a_man_walks/
>>220924571God put it in the eart
>>220924338>2. Allow in migrants who contribute to the countrySo none of these cunts yeah?
>>220924504yeah but how bendy are their batons though haha they're in the shower aren't they
>>220924571rorke on that good kush and alcohol
>>220924579not clicked it yet but usual suspects i assume
>>220924525Very not champion
>>220924627no actually, it's some old white fella
>>220924621scre
>>220924579Why does the bloke tell him to leave then stay
>>220924627>publicfreakout>non-whitesNever ever happens, reddit jannys would insta-delete
NEW>>220923795>>220923795>>220923795
dorkshire
>>220924673the OP is even celebrating in the comments that it wasn't a black or brown person
>>220924616Contributions aren't determined by national origin. An average doesn't reflect the contributions of each individual person. Also, someone might do an important job (e.g. in the NHS) even if they end up not being a net contributor in taxes.
Weed's just boring. Booze, MD, coke and psychedelics for me thanks
>>220924734Cope. The Great Britain LLC (formerly country) only wants tax payers.
My only drug: life. Constantly high on life.
>>220924766you one gay ass nigga
for me it's booze and ciggies, the white man's vices
>>220924807>>220924807>>220924807
