one armed gf edition
just pressed my "chocolate button"
What if Jack Nicholson played James Bond
>>220929380that's me! I did that!
She has two arms but only one hand I'd take it down and reupload if I were you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNhL31yIpk
quite enjoy the expression being thick meaning being stupidmight use it now
>>220929372She cuteIn before "corr reckon shes ever shoved her stump up someones arse before"
>>220929403good picture
>>220929157Do you happen to have an archive of your first /lang/ posts? I'm out of touch with all of it.
if i dont get a bonus this month then im leavingfuck those bastards
>>220929417Youve never heard that before?
>>220929439no
>>220929403did he have a midget for a photographer?
Fuck niggers
>>220929417
>>220929372Do you think she's ever....no, I won't say it
what are british indian neighbourhoods likefeel like they would have more respect for their surroundings than pakis
>>220929372This girl clearly has two arms.
>>220929422No it's not he's disgusting and a nonce. We are a seasideMARK general
>>220929463it's a work in progress
>>220929447brian snail
>>220929452obama policearrest this man
>>220929458Purge all localisers
>>220929481you're the only freak obsessed with this fifty year old man
>>220929481nah
>220929481fuck off back to /britfeel/ you massive male paedophile
>>220929429In 2019, I was about to graduate from high school but I couldn't afford studying in Jordan and I was expected to get a low GPA that admissions would be a bitch.But back then Turkey became a prospective destination to study there so I came here (on /int/ and went to /lang/) to ask how to learn Turkish.Then I actually graduated with good grades and our financial situation got better (not really, I got a scholarship).So I dropped Turkish. I liked language learning and wanted to do it, so I tried to learn Spanish, but I flunked my uni classes and dropped it.The rest, you know. I would always try to pick up a language and drop it. But now my academic shit stabilized and I am going to learn languageS.
>>220929508Not a freak anyone with decent morals would look up to and admire seasideMARK
it's wednesday wine night
>>220929347screaming
attempting the wank challenge
Just got back from Coachella30k in the hole. Don't know what happened or how to fix it
just had a little gay cry thinking about the lads in palestine
>>220929533>Not a freakhttps://voca.ro/162C7UL81JC3
>/R9K/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 3619 results found.>/Int/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Seasidemark’. 4555 results found.Also>/Int/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Timothy Byrne’. 1532 results found.So not only is seasideMARK mentioned more on /Int/, he's also mentioned about 3 times more than Tim is LMAO. Timmongs won't recover from this
>>220929396The name is Bond. James Bond. And if you don't mind, I'll have the martini stirred, as I have every right to ask for. Frankly, it's a less arduous, more effective and faster procedure than shaking and seeing as I am exhausted from a very long flight and having spent an unnecessary amount of time arguing with you about it half of which you could have spent on stirring a drink I have already paid for, I 'd rather not ask you again to stir my martini, your guidelines and training be damned!
>>220929447one his teddies took it
hate seeing my own posts while exploring the archives reminds me of what a wasteman freak i am
>>220929495thats not how the song goes
did someone request a boring greentext post?
>>220929564Searching for posts that contain ‘seasidemark’ and with the username ‘employed woman’ and posts after 2024-01-01. 337 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘seasidemark’ and posts after 2024-01-01. 1288 results found.ever since you started posting here you have made about 1/4th of all the posts mentioning this creature
gyaru gf
>>220929549why you thinking about men?battybwoi
>>220929461I bet, for all her boyfriends.
>>220929564figures you'd side with the nonce
>>220929547i live in California and didn't go lol. wot u doon lad you have music fests in britain that are as good as Coachella without the blazing sun burning your skin
Was working in Oxford todayAfterwards decided to have a walk around the town and get a few pintsMental I could have studied here if I were just significantly smarter
>>220929570ktim
itch your bug bite rorke.you know it feels good.
meowing to myself in my smelly bedroom
perusing this map to find out where i will move tohttps://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-6a/whitework from home anyway so might as wellmoving cost is gonna be a problem, £2000 at least
nth for the baddiedem
nevermind that /britfeel/ gets about 3 posts every two hours
>>220929372
>>220929522merhaba effendim
>>220929547saw clips and it looked dead as fuck, don't know why people would go to festival just to stand stick and quietly record the show on their phone
>>220929668buy an ad
apologise
>>220929653Kek also do thisHope my housemates don't hear meImagine thatLittle meows emerging from my horrid incel bedroom They'd think I'd finally lost the plot
>>220929615>>220929678I got California pussy so I'll do it again
>>220929601gay general for gay boys from a gay country get bummed or get out
>>220929547must have been a huge hole aha
>>220929684disgraceful
>>220929653>>220929686Do this at toil. Someone said I sound like the snail from SpongeBob
>>220929684poo barnsley
>>220929653>>220929686ktimmeow meow meow ^-^
>>220929688Yeah? She fit? Did you do any drugs?
>>220929722probably the musk off your ballsack
so is everyone here just mental or whatwhy are you all meowing
>>220929742*flies up into your arse at 8 million km/s*
>>220929689Sent that freak flying
>>220929731LOL
>>220929684that where karaokelad was from? good lad him
>>220929757MEOWING
*slides into brit*
>>220929749No mate travelled to Coachella and spent 30k and did not drugs or alcohol at all
ain't nothing quite like absolutely doing a runt freak with pure statistics, tangible evidence and a little bit of casual racismyeah I live to argue with randoms online only to get nowhere because we're all such stubborn cunts
meowberg
>>220929782He*>>220929794You must be rich
rorke listening to the Stasimon Chorus from Orestes 408 BC
>>220929757
go to have some GAY sex
>>220929821I earn 27k. Coachella offer payment plan options
>>220929825How goes it?
meow meow meow ^-^
*puts my thinking cap on*
>>220929852ktim
>>220929849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn7jvHI2kU4
>>220929841MEOWINGyou are paying for a festival in installments? What are you, the mayor of Munchkin land?How did you pull? Giz the story. I don't do drugs, I am a pussy. I do enjoy the occasional pint or pints.
It's upI'm going to go eat in bed
livestreaming my bollocks on every platform
>>220929904that's a small portion for dinner
Rorke being a retarded fucking faggot
>>220929889I thought there weren't any records of ancient greek music
>>220929458kek
never heard of zionism until last year and now every boring fucker yaps on about it, all just a distraction init
>>220929904for once a meal that's avoided Elton's meddlesome arse
>>220929931>never heard of zionism until last yearbullshit lol
wtf new Boards of Canada album coming out
>>220929926ktim
>>220929790need to bury my face in her arse
>>220929923i feel like you say this often but that's literally an entire plate full
>>220929928the mp3s from ancient greece have all but degraded but the FLACs are still going strong
using a genie lamp to reduce my friction friction to zero and just sliding about the planet
>>220929931>Had my head in the sand my whole life and don't like being bothered!
If it's not got Skywalker Jedi in it, it's not Star Wars.Simple as.
the vegan gay guys are letting us know what theyve had over the past week. lets check it out. starting off with some scharwma, mayo, chilli, tomato, red onion and leafy greenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSDf839sNDI
>>220929923fat cunt
>>220929964it looks like half a meal
>>220929968You know what I meant, I left it deliberately like this to draw out any retards making such a comment.
sucking down a cheese and tomato lattice
>>220929985you reckon vegan mayonnaise is nice?
more niggardly than the average bear
>>220929985elton going undercover
>>220929984Well you're wrong because KOTOR 2 is the ultimate and best and most kinographic piece of Star Wars media.
>>220929926Leftypol banging Rorkes slutty Coachella sister whilst dressed as a poofRorke banging leftypols batty brother whilst dressed as a rorke
sup lads it's been raining for 3 days straight here, I'm losing it
>>220929998why would they make a plate thatg only holds half a meal
Are obituaries still a thing?just thought that was a boomer thing when not many people lived in each place
>>220929928Pythagoras said that the motion of the planets are musical chords.
>>220930045Been sunny here
>>220929731mr bean funny
>>220930045Yo buddy. Weather's been pretty bad here too, nothing but rain i love it so much actually.
might go to ancient greece
Play the metro game series or i will fucking end you
>>220930045love the rain, me
quite enjoyed san diego when i was theremuch nicer than new york - no agressive you know whats
>>220929985up next. birdseye green cuisine southern fried fillets, 2 strong root spinach bites, mash potato with garlic and some tinned tomatoes with friend peppers.
>>220930045it’s been dry as fuck here recently
need everyone in the entire world to just fuck off
>>220930115you reckon birdseye green cuisine southern fried fillets are nice?
>>220929893A gentleman doesn't tell ok but looks, I don't think it's that funny to finance an event like that. Loads of people do it and it's there as an option for a reason. Also prime California pussy is H E A V E N
Kabbalah is just Neoplatonism dressed up in Jewish language. Even rabbis have admitted that all they did was copy the Neoplatonists.
>>220929985>>220930115and for Thursday. Vegan steak bake and a salad
>>220930110did you jack it in san diego?
>>220930144birdseye can't even make actual meat taste nice
>>220930158was just saying this down the pub
>>220929949unironically thought zion was some rasta thing
>>220930110Everyone loves SD. It's a firmly liberal city that paid quite a bit of money to move the you know who's out to other cities. The girls in SD are the prettiest in the state too.
>>220930048there's plenty of space for a double portion thereand it could be a starter plate not a mains plate
>>220930078nice, I don't know how you guys do it living there>>220930088hello, i'm not a fan, can't do anything, cant go walking/running, can't go to the park gym >>220930105yeah maybe once in a while after a sunny day, I like a nice rain for 3 hours but 3 days straight is too much, i need sun >>220930123better dry than humid
>>220930115>>220930160>go vegan>just eat the same processed slop as meat eaterswhats the point
>>220930115elton's got hemorrhoids
Ariana Grande stuns in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
>>220930163my penis? in the hotel room i think once or twice
californiaknow's how to party
>>220930198vegans don't go vegan because they hate the taste of steak bakes
>>220930188It's a full size dinner plateSee pint glass for reference
and just like that I've got my bum out
at the YMCA , you want anything?
>>220930197Maybe your rain is cold rain. In Cali it's usually warm so i just go out and get soaked in it and have a blast. I much prefer rain over sun and heat.
Ruby Granger JOI
>>220930210why dont you just do yourself in mate
>>220929985>>220930115>>220930160Friday night vegan chippy tea.. No fish fillet. chips, sliced tomato and mushy peas.
>>220930281UM x
right well that's the 'za in the oven isn't it
>>220930256looks like you didn't put much on the plate though
Why does Rorke hate the 20mph limit?
>>220930267a good meal, please
>>220930267The Young Men's Christian Association? I see no evidence for the existence of God, so I see no reason one should be part of a Christian association.
>>220930110the large navy presence and defense contractors help with that
>>220929985>>220930115>>220930160>>220930291Saturday night. Beans.
rorke driving round the lollypop lady
>>220930307
So we are food posting are we >>220930274It's not very cold, it's just raining a lot, you get soaked if you go outside and the streets are shite.
>>220930328finally some good vegan food
Leftypol declaring war on racism by order of the peaky blinders
>>220929985>>220930115>>220930160>>220930291>>220930328And for Sunday. Japanese chicken rice(no chicken) brown rice, vegan chicken, sliced tomato, beans and kimchi hot sauce.
noooo no no no no no no no no ooo ooo nn oo
>>220929904Looks good, would eat that
>>220930416
Bloodstock Festival is all I need. £150 for the ticket n all!
>>220930374Nice scrandemic you have there anyway. Looks like a cozy meal to have when it's raining outside and you want something hearty.
why the fuck did they make posting and reporting on the same cooldownif there are multiple mentally ill spammers (not to mention a literal spambot) then you literally cannot keep up with them let alone post at the same time
>>220929985>>220930115>>220930160>>220930291>>220930328>>220930391finally for Monday. Vegan chicken stew pie, potatoes with cauliflower and peas. and thats all folks, hope you liked what you seen. thank you!
>>220930302i literally filled the platethat was 5 (five) dessert spoons of rice, a large onion, half a punnet of mushrooms, half a block of tofu, five or so stick of broc, five or six leaves of kale, three cloves of garlic, and two chilli peppersif anything i vastly i overate
>>220930445the genie's face when i ask for a third beer as my final wish
>>220930210add her dyke bestie and the unfabulous crew, sam too
Don't understand this new gimmiche
>>220930416i told all my stocks have last week just before it went parabolici left thousands on the able and feel stupidgot spooked by the energy crisis you see
>>220930484
>>220930476>5 (five) dessert spoons of ricethis is smallif you order an egg fried rice from a chinese it's at least a dozen spoons of rice or more
>>220930509theyve both been spamming AI for like 8 months now, it isnt new
>>220930453Had dinner with my family earlier cause my mom is going to New York for a month. Made some sweet potatoes as well, maybe I should have made rice. Sauce was very good, this time I baked the meatballs in the oven instead of frying just to see if it would be good and it was tasty.
>>220930326rather enjoyed seeing aircraft carriers and destroyers going in and outand the museum in the ship
hm can you explain the gnasher gimmick? i'm honestly really curious
you know /brit/ is powerful when it has its own discord dedicated to spamming it
just did a yawn
RBRSMarch 2025 - March 202653% increaseApril 2025 - April 202628.5% increaseSomeone remove this orange pedo from office to-NOWNot tomorrow,not yesterday, to-NOW
US government is now being run by actual prostitutes
>>220930593we mostly share gay porn gifs in it most of us barely post on 4chan these days
>>220930591It's heatherpaedo being heatherpaedo
>>220930152Tell us gentleman
if you give me £20 you can have a go on my arse
really cant stop myself sucking on that nicotine shite
>>220930593/brit/ is an internet backwater desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptG55MO-4y8free blud I can fix him
>>220930607based
>>220930463go to the water hater chichocs
>>220930629i want to know what he's thinking when he generates them
>>220930593there is no /brit/ discord
Also made a round pie the other day, hadn't made a pizza in 2 years probably. >>220930648I'm really considering quitting ciggies myself.
Is there a straight lad growing up in the early 2000s that DIDNT wank to the Britney Spears Toxic music video?
>>220930655scr
>>220930668>maybe viedy will reply to me this time... he ignored my last 3 posts... but.... please....even tilde gets more :/
all of heathermongs ai pics have a weird grungy texture on them like it has mycelium growing on it
>>220930653i was hoping the movie would be set in the past during the shattering or maybe about vyke but if it follows the game's story which is what it seems if they're including the dung eater then it will be literal dogshit (no pun intended)
>>220930655she repented
>>220930667you've lost me completely now
the sad thing is that this new spam is quite amusing and looks okay all things considered
fondly remembering when they brought a jewish rabbit into school to educate us
>>220930684guilty as chargedtimes were tough back then had to get lucky with the song rotation on the hits or tmf to bash one out
>>220930718kill yourself
>>220930736the mad (tiny) hatter?
Howling
>>220930754rorke playing dolls with his wojacks again
only nigga on planet earth I know that doesn't have a gmail account
>>220930736my all time favourite
tim brad
>>220929372corr reckon shes ever shoved her stump up someones arse before
>>220930782I have one but I forgot my password
>>220930684me
need an encyclopedia to the heatherverse
why was my pc not compatible for windows 11 and then i reinstalled windows and suddenly it was
>>220929659Even shitholes in Essex are still quite white, I'm surprised.
wide hips hairy pussy erotic
>>220930544Oh yeah bro baked meatballs are quite nice. I make them with chicken breasts sometimes to cut fat out of the recipe, which sounds unappetizing but they're actually delicious with the right preparation. Finish them in Rao's sauce in the oven about 30 minutes
>>220930789i've heard there's men that pay amputees to stump kick them in the bollocks
Done being a gentleman with the gf, she doesnt appreciate it or me. Just going to lay pipe and be a jerk
love chocolate biscuits yummy
>>220930842bull gates has done you mateanother 2 trillion to the afreekan bebies
What happens in this scenario
if i had a pussy i would NOT let it get hairy
>>220930874i didn't pay for windows though>>220930892shame
>>220930701I hoping they will focus on new characters written for the movie, a interesting closed story within the setting. there's a pic taken of marika with 2 long braids that dates before she left the shaman village for the final time so it seems we might be in for some unique pre-shattering footagevyke can still be adapted tho, the dung eater might've died a 100 times before the tarnished of no known renown rolled up. he doesn't lose grace until after his story with the tarnished is concluded
>>220930877muh football muh brown man kick ball while me country burnshey up man dingoswahey
>>220930892Men that want pussies are loli fetishists. Hairy pussy is so hot
>>220930877looks like they platy another 5 games
>>220930877theres still 5 games to go
fell asleep scrolling tiktok and woke up to a video of a cat yowling and hissing while it was being given injections playing on a loop over and overflatmate probably heard that didn't he
>>220930856How do you mince the chicken breast? In a food processor? These meatballs were 60%pork and 40% beef, I just broiled them on high in the oven to get a nice colour and then cooked them in the sauce for an hour and 20 mins maybe on low heat. I made the sauce also, we don't have good jarred sauces here.
>>220930925>>220930930Yeah but what if they finish on the same points, wins, losses, gd
>>220930877we lock in
>>220930946think it's a spin off of the hitman series
when brown man kick ball me look past crimes against my people
>>220930949same gd? i think it then goes to goals for
>>220930940Poo Chuckling
Give me the /brit/ discord
>>220930910>the dung eater might've died a 100 times before the tarnished of no known renown rolled upgood point
If women have no refractory period, then why don't they spend their lives constantly masturbating?
>>220930949the 2 managers meet up at a neutral venue halfway between the 2 grounds, so a car park somewhere in birmingham and have a fight. winner takes the premier league trophy
>>220930984err...
chatgbt how i gets rid of refactory period
>>220930925>>220930930At what point did it stop being 'match' and became 'game'?
>>220930965good lad
>>220931002very good post
>>220930754Well, that would imply you would travel to see white people to begin with.
We have to exterminate the turd world
>>220930951
>>220930976https://disboard.org/server/join/1180631582353145886
>>220930999>A scientific study attempting to document natural, fully ejaculatory, multiple orgasms in an adult man was conducted at Rutgers University in 1995. During the study, six fully ejaculatory orgasms occurred in 36 minutes, with no apparent refractory period.
>>220930874to experiment with afreekan babies*
bought a £4.49 prosecco from aldi and its not even fizzyim still finishing that shite anyawy
>>220931047giwtwm
>>220931033Is this a Chinese face? I don' find their girls attractive
>>220931033NNNNNNNNNN VIVIIII
Boiling my willy in the kettle
>>220931036Norton antivirus security A.I. intitiating quarantine protocol in my apartment to prevent me from clicking that
>>220930948Yep food processor, and I add egg, olive oil, and a dash of milk to compensate for the natural leanness of the chic breast. I don't spare the bread crumbs, garlic, or Parmesan cheese either. Everyone who's tried them seems to like them. >. I made the sauce also, we don't have good jarred sauces here.Rao's is the only jarred sauce I'll use. The rest are blah. I make my own red sauce with Cento brand tomatoes as they're so much better than American brands.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Acer-Aspire-A16-71M-Laptop-Integrated/dp/B0F4RB98Z9?thdoing a purchase
>>220931071she's japanese
>>220931131Shut the hell up
Listening to Movementsyeahyeah im listening to Movements
>>220931140rude
>>220931069didnt know they were allowed to sell booze that cheap
wish i had a cute single toilfu i could work ononly gyal i like is already married
>>220929790sexual hellcat
>>220931131decent laptop
>>220931138same shit bellend
>>220931131the best laptops are macbook pros
>>220931165probably half antifreeze
>>220931158Bowel movements
what do you reckon the hardest job is?
It's really just obscene that 1.4 billion jeets exist.
>>220931244diamond
>>220931244tungsten
>>220931244Rim
>>220931244baird
posts keep getting deleted
>>220930940
>>220931214Macs are fucking terrible what are you on aboutt. had to use a 3 grand Macbook Pro for nearly 2 years at my last job
>>220931244saying your english in england
>>220931304Saying my English what in England?
>>220931323yeah
>>220931214lolmacs are for people who cant actually into technology
porn that isn't straight
>>220931323yeah it was in england
>>220931221YELCHING
shamina begone
>>220931244Being your dad
Mac and apple ecosystem in particular is fucking shite but apple silicon is brilliant and that is an indisputable fact
>>220929372>>220929372>>220929372The current
I am frequently disrespected with a lack of appropriate (you)s on /brit/, yet on /trek/ on /tv/ and /epl/ on /sp/, I'm the life of the party.Perhaps it's /brit/ that's the problem.
>>220931402cheers mate
>>220931345dangerous and downright stupid
doing a cry at s01e08 of the pitt
big wet assesnow that was a porn series
>>220931402The raisin
why do women hate us so much
>>220931406I often go into other generals on /int/, make a single shitpost, and get about 7 (You)s.
>>220931244probably one after several of constipation
>>220931462violent, emotionally stunted, sex obsessed cave trolls
>>220931503>>220931503>>220931503
>>220933567>>220933567>>220933567>>220933567
>>220929481do you prefer cut or uncut?
