https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s
we really needed a BULGARIA edition
second for gay porn
Want the bulgarfu to love me back
out of boozecan't go to the shops to buy any more because I live in a fascist stateit not right!
pooing my arse inside out
>>220933582
bulgaria be kidding me
>>220933480i´ve seen that video. the russian guy gets in their faces and the wogs run away
women
evens and i goon
>>220933624looks like seasideMARK
reckon when i'm old like over 50 i'll get a nice little tidy 18 year old escort and nosh on her sweet little pussy
okay since you are all fermenting whatever the shit I am going to ferment my tea bags in deodorant smoke - I sprayed them in the bag, flipped it for an hour and sprayed them again. the next day I will put my smelly socks in the bag and go out without them on, and I will get them out when I need them. I will have a mother bag of deodorant to put my socks in every ew days
when we're old men, under 40s across the world will unironically be 80% AfricanNot even being racist but when you hear their leaders and politicians in interviews, who you'd assume are the best and brightest, even they sound retardedStar Trek future is as good as dead.
you can tell it's rorke by the clamor
>>220933629never goon
>>220933645you can't post the mice
>>220933645Can't make sense of this post
>>220933645your life is a massive waste of time. read a fucking book. do something productive.you live your life like a child in a sand box. grow up.
>>220933645you are mental
right well he can't post that
>>220933645
>>220933642unc's fantasising about shagging someone who hasn't even been bornthis is noncery on steroids
>>220933645you're NOT allowed to post thatvery parasitic
anyone got any youtube kino suggestions?
>>220933621presumably with the girlsanother victory for bazed ruzzia
>>220933695
>>220933682i'm 48 and that 18 year old is now 16 which is legal still
>got given an extremely simple task to do >given a deadline of 2 days>even though I could have it done in 1 hour I didn't even bother starting it todayanyone else feel like they're far lazier as a worker than they were as a studentI don't even get it. I was in awe of my work ethic during sixth form/uni.Now I'm pathetic. PATHETIC.
Imagine having the privilege of sniffing her farts.
deary me
>>220933698no ukranian girls are shagging nigs all across europe thoughever
>>220933645>220933645▶>220933664 >220933665 >220933668 >220933670 >220933677banger post >>220933665people keep fermenting random things so I am using teabags as a scent carrier, fermenting them in a bag (over like a year or two), and using that to stain my socks with the nice scent. I have to use it tomorrow them (once it has fermented a little bit) to get the socks started, and probably another time after that. but then I will just let the mother bag ferment for like a year >>220933668>>220933670this is productive you spitefuck fucktard little shit. you probably spent all day on this site. I also did more cleaning up, AND finished the kitchen with another once-over with the dustpan and then I even wiped it down. keep coping, crying and projecting on
>>220933730Imagine you being gassed at Krakow
>>220933746good thing russian girls are trad x
>>220933728>anyone else feel like they're far lazier as a worker than they were as a studentI finished the last essay of my undergrad yesterdaydon't think I will ever work so hard again in my entire life
you alri lads?
>>220933695Watched an interesting video a month ago about the Epstein Emails and I don't think I've seen those particular emails being discussed anywhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxH9dv1Z9QY&t=3010s
>>220933730get a british girlfriend (easy as an american) that looks a bit like emma, get her to put make up and wizard robes on or whatever, then fart in your faceclosest you can do but use your imagination a bit
>>220933768how many exams you got in May?
>>220933757actually i was at work all day paying tax to find your parasite lifestyle be grateful... nigga!
>>220933730girl farts smell bad
war choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSLu36JetM
bought deodorant and now ill not be smelly any more. hopefully will find a gf
>>220933609Speaking of Bulgarian posts on 4chan, I'm reminded of this
>>220933791three but they're not too hard so I'm not that worried about them
atb
>>220933757Are we ever going to get another twitch stream? We miss you
>>220933760If it’s Emma Watson’s gas I don’t care where it happens.
>>220933821yeah
bix nood nyigguh
why are gays so obsessed with female pop stars? you'd think they'd be more obsessed with male ones
>>220933817good night princess
Uh oh. Mousenonce bihourly meltdown.
>>220933830Don't keep us waiting too long :3
>>220933817so cute ahha
>>220933825That's right lad hehe get in the communal shower hehe Emma's arse is on the roof top about to spray turd gas into your nostrils hehe....*Drops zyklon cannister*
die
Wasian girls….
yeah someone that spends 18 hours a day here totally has a job that isnt just shitting up this thread all day (because its too disabled and retarded to do anything else, and it cant even do this properly because of its low IQ)
>>220933842And why aren't straight women as obsessed with sucking dicks as fags are?
>Severance Season 3 will begin filming on May 1stSeason 2 was Jan-Mar 2025So Season 3 won't be until late 2027/early 2028?Utter bollocks. Why do shows take so fucking long to make these days? Making me lose all interest.
>>220933842female pop stars make songs about blokes
>>220933842no greater gay role model than cher
>>220933806looool
mm yummy pizza mm mmmm :)
East Asian girls…
>>220933901Not obese enough to be Adam Plus spaki is south Asian
North English boys <3
>>220933901NEED
women are mental, that one reddit where its women talking about mild inconveniences of their boyfriend/husbands and the commenrs are thousands of slappers telling them to leave their husband imagine explaining to your kids you're getting divorced because of reddit
Happy pride month!
>>220933876yeah too long between seasons I always forget what happened and give up most shows
put my phone in the bathtub because it was too hot
Any Aldi gloryhole woman-man in?
>>220933940this the flag for ugly niggas?
rorke jumping about aldi giving it yaldi
ate so much food cant wait for tomorrows pooings
l'm so fucking depressed haha
>>220933975@sacked tranny
in texas they call it Y'alldi
>>220933938imagine hating women because of a reddit post
>>220933987Rorke getting too hyped up listening to scooter and headbutting his nan
>>220934000kek ok have a (you)
>>220933938women should be banned from the internetand zoomers
>>220933652>when we're old men, under 40s across the world will unironically be 80% AfricanNot just across the world. Britain is going to end up being about 50% or more non-White when the boomers finally die off.Which is why I'm extremely suspicious any time some /brit/tard or Twittertard goes on a tirade about how they "can't wait for fucking boomers to die!" Why are they so excited to become a minority?
>>220934009SCOOTER, ARE YOU RATTY
rorke going oh god oh jesus christ like sgt howie from wicker man as hes frog marched into the car park and through the doors of aldi
rorke getting in trouble for sneaking into the garage and revving his nana's jetski
I bet that my house is clean now I will find a gf or ask someone back to my house and get sex
>>220934000poo scormitign
>>220934043Fuck aye tobes
>>22093399560 year old workmate said this to me in the car once. didn't know how to respond
>>220934000>Y'alldi
>>220933995why are you lauhfinfnignnaigjifng
>>220934054true
>>220934063pure sovl
>>220933645Are you allowed to post that?
>>220934043Did you do spring cleaning? That's what I did yesterday.
>>220934043^_^
i had fish fingers for lunch and now my wee smells like fish fingersisnt that interesting
>>220934083weeing a fish!!
僕の尻の穴が辛過ぎて痛いよ
>>220934083Suppose it is
>>220934080im working on cleaning my entire houseone thing that I have noticed is also that when I clean and go back later to do things over (to keep it clean), the uncleanliness that I find is getting smaller every time so I AM making less mess or organizing it better
>>220934043Spray your gaff with Dubai air freshener and her pantaloons will be off before she even reaches the bedroom
>>220934095was just saying this down the pub
>>220934009s
>>220934111this is probably true
Saw two goth birds with a Chinese bloke earlier
>>220934083sometimes my ock smells ishy and I'm worried I am getting secretly estronginzed by someone or organization
>>220934133peculiar combo
>>220933999fanx delid fink ill visit the fun hole at aldi men's room lata
>>220934083I ate asparagus recently and it made my wee smell weird. Apparently due to genetics, some people don't get smelly wee after eating asparagus, and others who do get smelly wee can't smell it.
fucking mousenonce has a more positive attitude than me
>>220934106It's true, it's the "broken windows" theory or whatever. Also it feels much better and you are not dreading everything. Feels good and if someone comes they will be comfortable.
>>220934083when I eat roast chicken it makes my poo smell of chicken
imagine biting into a sausage roll but instead of sausage it's full of long coarse dog hair
There was a period there my wee smelled foul and my willy was awful pongy. It had me concerned.
Come On You Slags!
>>220934161whats the broken windows theory then
>>220934170be grim that
>>220934165does it taste of chicken too?
>>220934043you should "lead" a horse back with an "apple" or something similar
i can't believe they're making a fucking elden ring movie
>>220934198eheh
>>220934133always see goths in my ends
I don't want to post reddit links but this is mental. Norf cafe, old bloke goes to stab young lad. Fair play to the young lad he was good with his handshttps://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1ssvu8z/just_another_day_in_the_uk/
Shootin’ the shit. Literally. With a .22lr rifle.
We at /brit/ stand with Boogie2988
>>220934183If a place looks decrepit and dirty it's more likely someone will throw trash and just pile on the already shitty environment, it's a theory about neighbourhoods and keeping the streets clean. It also applies to crime.
>>220934200also bloodborne, produced by a youtuberi think the ER movie could be okay (alex garland is a great choice for it) but bloodborne will be a travesty
>>220934200they haven't cast a single black in it yet and it has the lass from that alien film with the nice arse and paddington bear and peter serafinotitz in itstill probably be shit though
>>220934221I always like seeing them. I think it's one subculture that will never really die
>>220934112君も辛い食べ物がすきのか
>>220934226nigga's in trouble again?the fuck did he do this time?does he still have that impossibly peng gf?
>>220934241i'm a bit of a gothjust comfortable isn't itsuits me i thinkthe lasses are very nice people most of the time
Got a big willy
>>220934226Whats happened now?
>>220934254>>220934265Some cunt just wandered in to his house and his stupid wife left him hang out so Boogie ran at him with an axe
mental how much I would fuck my aunt, and how she looks just like her. so that is proof that I actually like her (as she is now) and not just from before, because she is the only person ever whos as beautiful as she is (nobody else is)
>>220934095your penis hole is spicy and hurts?>>220934246yes I do eat them
>>220934263in your mouth haha gay
>>220934278toby no
>>220934276scream
>>220934263ktimiaou (kek this is me in an opposite universe)
>>220934256I like goth music. Yeah they seem mostly down to earth but some can be quite mental
>>220934133>>220934221>>220934241>>220934256goth was used as an insult when I was at school, we would say "go slit your wrists you goth" and we would call anyone who listened to anything with a guitar a goth
getting quite adept at slurping lager from the can whilst horizontally positioned
>>220934223mental patient probably
>>220934298yeah i knowexcept when i was in school it was emo because the emo subculture was at its peak
>>220934241they're cute
>>220934298I never took part in it but goths would get bullied relentlessly when I was at school. Always felt bad for them, they just kept to themselves
>>220934312>when i was in school it was emo because the emo subculture was at its peakthat's because everyone on /brit/ is 34 years old
mental how that naked woman pic got deleted faster than my internet could load below her shoulders
what's up with this new dennis the menace obsession
>>220934223A case of the old menthol elves
been smoking about a gram of weed for 7 years straight now, have no ideas what i would even be like without it.
sitting in a chair
>>220934300love butterface birds me
>>220934300cor chebs
>>220934330Don't try and delve in to it. It's just pure mental illness.
>>220934338very long time to smoke just one gram
>>220934300what's up with her nipple there
>>220934300unfortunate to have such a nice body with a man's face
>>220934338That's lasted you a while aha
>>220934338you've taken your time with that gram
>>220934353>>220934359>>220934361
>>220934353>>220934359>>220934361SCREAMUFNING
>>220934353>>220934359>>220934361AHAHAHA
don't see many goths herelast time was a full cyber goth girl at the asian supermarket
>>220934282>>220934282僕のケツの穴、ボケ
right
Most of the posts in this thread make no sense.
>>220934383in her natural habitat
>>220934370>>220934372>>220934373
obviously he meant he's been getting a gram of weed regularly you mongs
>>220934389don't have to though do they
>>220934389pscrm
banishing a poo
>>220934389me when i go to a thread that isn't for me and wonder why it isn't for me
>>220934390well she was asian
>>220934397Cheers Geoff
>>220934389When the brots start speaking in full british i just sit out and wait my turn
103 days since the last time I had sexyes I do keep track
used to be a goth but then i got fatcan't be a fat gothby the time i wasn't fat anymore it felt too late to go back to it
Catberg sleeping next to my feet
>>220934422I've been alive for 25 years and I've never had sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hk3SOnqPfoimmediately comes to mind when someone mentions a goth
>>220934422>yes I do keep tracklel
>>220934455classic
>>220934445giwtwm
right well that's a bradders penis cube isn't it
>>220934456snig
>>220934429roar
haven't had a shower, fucking stink
>>220934449not making light of your inceldom, but it's worse to have been a frequent sexhaver and then lose that than to have never had sex at all
lush innit
the rorke cinematic universe
but im definitely not using the type of deodorant that uses aluminum. I dont want that soaking into my boady through my feet
>>220934506Just get a washing machine
>>220934456Get this in an art gallery pronto
>>220934501im alfred lord tennyson and i'm going to sue you into the ground
>>220934449hm that means your bussy is extra tight
Haven’t had sex since 2022, not because I can’t but because I find strength in abstaining from it
>>220934506you don't need to "use" deodorant
>>220934514cant
>>220934506why would you use deodorant on your feet
>>220934506your body or your boaby?
>>220934539Don't have money to pay your leccy?
>>220934541keep up mate he's fermenting his socks in deodorent in the mother bag
>>220934532hmm looks fake
>>220934538I like how it smells, so im using it. taking that too from inhalant suckers
Right well that's a picture of an English breakfast but I swear that's Nigel Farage in the beans?
I pity the foo who invokes the Mouse's wrath!
Who ever decided to add big smelly willys on cute anime girls must be the devil himself, it's so devious.
>>220934573Thought I was going mental when I noticed
>>220934455
>>220934556not addicted to /brit/ like you you sad cunt
>>220934580Seek help ffs
true that guys whole as well as his continued life is a waste
>>220934599He just talked about it mate
they actually need to shoot heatherfungus at this point it's absurd
fungusdem
looks like a lot of effort going into these ones
pushing to the front of a queue at asda and saying "tin of bleans pease" and looking gobsmacked when they say i need to go and find them myself
well, its prime schizo and jf hours from here on out until the toilers wake up so its adieu from me to any remaining sane gentlemen in the thread
>>220934573
>>220934631yeah i thought that toonoticeably higher qualityaside from the fact that it says kate nyash instead of katy
wait til toby discovers what a laundrette is
>>220934643He's seen the Mr Bean episode surely
Toby washing his clothes in the river Clyde
Just scheduled my first doctors appointment since 2015, scratched right off this weeks to-do list. #awakenedbeast #grownmanshit#clue
do u have hair on your butt
>>220934663the doctor is going to tell you that you've got gay balls
Ziedy's thoughts?
>>220934671idk why don't u look for me x
>>220934671enough to make a wig for a cancer patient
>>220934663good man
>>220934671No, but I have it in my butt.
>>220934674digusting to think of all the thick gammon cunts cheering on wogs at the footy proper zog slaves
>digusting to think of all the thick gammon cunts cheering on wogs at the footy proper zog slaves
>>220934674has to be one of the worst prem managers ever
>>220934700yeah they should be taking part in aryan activities like posting on /brit/
>>220934700Yeah you're the real alpha aren't you Rorke
>>220934671i shaved
at least he isnt talking about raping children anymore
*chucks his empty lager cans in one of those green electric boxes*
>>220934727it's all tangentially related to it in his mind though let's be honest
im da based alpha
>>220934674The collapse of Chelsea since 2022 feels orchestrated. Like the government deliberately sold them to owners who agreed to destroy the club as "punishment" for having been owned by a Russian man.When you consider that Chelsea fans are also historically some of the most nationalistic and right-leaning football fans in the country, it becomes even more suspicious. Like it's a demoralisation campaign of some sort.
>>220934671more than enough
did the parasite have a child rapey melty today or something
>>220934738i believe he can get better in some ways he already has
>>220934727got to wash his socks first innit
Brummie accent always trips me the fuck up. It sounds like 5 different regional accents mashed together.
Never watched a soccer game only know about messi and ronaldo and pele from mexicans
>>220934765the belgian flag spent the day pretending to be normal so the parasite had a melty that he wouldn't play with him anymore
>8 Most Disturbing Things Discovered in Basements
rorke and his zero-armed gf
>>220934780pele was brazillian can't blame you though i don't know any of your sportsmen
>>220934780Watch Brazils matches from 2002 World Cup, I have the whole thing downloaded on a hard drive somewhere.
>>220934801would (if she was fit)
>>220934801I have some questions
>>220934801would
remember that video of the paraplegic spaz wanking his willy fiercely as a some prozzie dances seductively infront of him and in the end he doesnt get to shag her and then some other bloke does felt a bit bang out if you ask me
melatonin + ASMR lucid dream wank on the cards
>>220934836
>>220934836No don't remember that one mate
>>220934836No, I don't.
>>220934836ktim
Poor lad couldn't even afford pants
>>220934836...nh
I miss her
>Things when I buy them
>>220934836well then let's see it
>>220934884Buy video game consoles instead. They're all going up in price.
It was written, so I readThree stacks on the bedI think they woke the dead
>>220934909u wot m8
you guys listen to Nine and Dex?
sworn off racism, me. I'm seeing all people as equals now
the scranwich
>>220934943
>>220934943even me?
A catalogue of notable current day /brit/ posters:Namefags>Sacked Tranny/Employed WomanMentally ill MTF transgender from /britfeel/. Posts mainly about working at Aldi, mental health, and a dole tosser called seasidemark who reminds him of his paedo uncle. Occasionally produces vocaroos.>Diego/homealoneeveryfridaynightDevout Christian who appears in the thread every Friday to yap about God and call people out for "blogging"Nameless>GyaldemfreakIdentifiable by his posting of onlyfans whores with the caption "nth for the gyaldem/baddiedem/holodem". Mostly harmless>HeatherpaedoParasitic demon who latches onto whatever gimmick is pissing off the thread the most and repeats ad infinitum>MousenonceFormerly mouse/peter griffin spammer now mostly posts about a horse-related video game and his twitch>RoobsmongObsessed with British study influencer Ruby GrangerFlaggots>EmmayankUS flag that posts about wanting to sniff/eat Emma Watson's poo. Has strong opinions on 70's jazz.>GingernonceUS flag. Obsessive posts about a child killed in a school shooting. Prone to meltdowns.>Gay bruceAustralian flag that posts about gay sex/porn and opiates.>RacismladAustralian flag that manages to work the n-word into every single post>DTFIC"Desperate to fit in Canadian", nemesis of mousenonce, has no original thoughts and just posts what everyone else is talking about>Ziedbelg/ZiedyBelgian flag obsessed with black men raping underage white women. Identifiable by "katy, gherkin, m2" and other phrases.
I don't get the deal with casual racismlike, you can put a clown in trousers and he's still funny
>>220934969t. the parasite
>>220934989its just banter innit
>>220934999you can't just call everyone "the parasite" toby it makes the word lose its meaning
Fuck you
>>220934969>>Roobsmong>Obsessed with British study influencer Ruby GrangerThis is just one of Heathermong's alter-egos. The posting pattern is identical to the way he used to spam about Mr Smelly and Heather herself.
>>220934969I've been called 3 of these personalities so I've learned they don't matter too much and to just have fun while keeping things light
>>220934969literally all me
>>220935033roobsmong has been posting since 2021 so no they are not the same
>>220935052>>220935052>>220935052
>>220935058Heathermong has also been posting since 2021. That was the era he spammed about Heather and Mr Smelly. Ruby was just the only one of the three he kept going as a permanent gimmick.
>>220935013Rude
>>220935011>t. parasite
>>220934968Eww no
>>220934982UMbreon
