scranwich edition
Trying to write a poem for gfberg's birthday.Going for some iambic pentameter but it's doing my nut in.
cuddling blahaj
phwoarjust made meself a good girl dinnahpeshwari naan topped wiv coleslaw and spicy chorizoon then side3 small roast potatos, slabs of gammon accompanied by salad cream2 raw tomatos, half a raw pepper, a raw celery
>>220935068what are you trying to say in the poem
>>220935068while sum shakespeare doin' your nut inimma hairfta to nut in her
>>220935068I wrote a poem for our anniversary once and she immediately posted it on her instagram storystupid bitchlast time I open my heart to her
>>220935106>hairftawhat fucking accent is this meant to be
Quick snack before bed
Nicholas II of Russia in conversation with his uncle, Grand Duke Nicholas Nikolaevich of Russia at the Russian military headquarters during World War I, around 1914–1915
>>220935068happy birthday to you (you're my girlfriend)another day with you i'd like to spendalthough i waste my days on my 'putera girl i love is you (and you are her)doneeasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwisvB3PVpU
Big big chungus, big chungus, bin chungus!
>>220935103Moderator? Is that you?
Lads, it is so onI'm slightly disconcerted though because I've never even managed a date on bumble in the years I've used it and she seems very keen, dare I say too keen.
>>220935163aha
Have seen this at least five hundred times.
>>220935145Doesn't look like a conversation to me they're just staring at each other
>>220935159Girl on the bikeWhere is she now?
>>220935163Fuck sake, don't forget your fedora lad
gonna hairfta have a womfy wuppa de lids it lush it lush womfy wuppa phwoar
>>220935159I like their Suburbs song
>>220935159Classic image of oxford bender
>Gubbermint is going to overrun your formerly quaint and calm island with savages, but buddy you better not crack a joke about it! Thems savages have FEELINGS you know.
>>220935163don't get attached too quickly
>>220935090That I love her and that.>>220935155Am attempting for it to be at least 500 words.
>>220935163Knowing me knowing you, ahaaa
>>220935163good luck lad
>>220935186Probably in bed
>>220935213scream
>>220935163Don't listen to the retards of /brit/I posted a similar screenshot last June, now we're almost celebrating one year, and I'm writing this bastard poem for her.
>>220935188She's a vintage dameAnyway its not overly fedora-y
>>220935163you sound like a fucking bellend pal
>>220935229based
chew on this one, rorke
>>220935229Well done lad, how long did it take to shag her?
pizza beanz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW9e5ZT1pbg
>>220935209>Am attempting for it to be at least 500 words.whythat's shitloads for a poem, especially in iambic pentametercould try something more like a shakespearean sonnet
>>220935183have shagged her arse at least 10>>220935210corr gud kittingtonshire diss
>>220935232?
>>220935163bent
>>220935068Here, that's your answer in anglo-saxon metre>>220935088
Don't think my long term plan of waiting for society to collapse is working out lads.
>>220935068I could potentially help you lad, I write poetry a lot for fun. What are you trying to write?
>>220935258lovely trans women <3
>>220935246Bout two months. Shag on the regular now with no condom. Spaff in her or on her. Quite nice actually x>>220935249Because I go hard lad x
bit boredmight shave my beard for a cheap thrill
>>220935282you tryna impregnate diss wenchoid!
>>220935258AhaWhy would you save it lad? I really hope you are wanking to it and not saved it to use against me when I inevitably post all about how I fucked it up (or gloat that I got a gf)
>>220935244this would be delicioso, love octopus me
>>220935247£1.60 for a tin o beans
he's evaded 4 bans today by the way
>>220935282reckon if you can't get your point across in 2 or 3 stanzas it just makes it seem self indulgent to be honest but fair enough lad
>>220935163Awww, she is happy to meet you! Gwarn lad, sweep her off her feet, make her feel special and loved.
>>220935301I didnt save it. I remembered the post and got it from the 'chive
>>220935262Is as Sassana mé (taking your caillini lol)>>220935277I dunno senpai.I guess evocative imagery of us cuddling and eating lasagne and cetera.>>220935300:)>>220935309Well I know she'd like it if it had a lot of effort and was long.
amen brother
>>220935302looks like shreks earwax
>>220935240Well i'm not trying to please you am I spaff monkey.
>>220935308>>220935289Reminder that these images are the reason your RAM and your SSDs now cost one gorillion pounds.
>>220935244>>220935302aw hell nah bruh
back rom work out and shower, time for umbreon night (I earned it)
>>220935305his life revolves around us :)
>>220935327The language is called "bearla"
Peter Griffin Sex Arse Realistic Silicone Washable Plush Cartoon Sexual Arse Arousal Life Size Free Gift
>>220935302fink you need a new metal fing for your grill
>>220935342have you had it?
>>220935347do you wish you were her?
>>220935336>spaff monkeyhah! shall be adding that to my repertoire alongside "cockwomble" and "arse bandit", many thanks good sir! I am well armed indeed!
>>220935321Well... would you?I'm really nervous i'll see her and she'll be a munter. I'm praying she is fitter than the photos (which is never the case)
>>220935364
poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxSMsuXGJI4
the parasite has been here all day and avoided bans 4 times then?
>>220935302grate perhaps the word. dunno innit>>220935303such a waste of time heating beans up just to put dem in bowl alonei just eat cold from can
>>220935366already bought a new one
>>220935209>Am attempting for it to be at least 500 words.Quality over quantity mate don't try to hit a wordcount for no reason
>>220935347what was the prompt for this heatherlad?
i preferred when he was posting the dennis the menace dog game
>>220935289>>220935308>>220935347i don't get it
>>220935370No. I do like seafood but the suckers on octopus puts me off. I'm sure it tastes good but the texture would probably make me heave.>>220935375Mate I'd shag anything.
>>220935377His mouth>Phone, football, fishing equipment, wallet, tvHis brain>PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS AHHHHAHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>220935401he's obsessed with black men but also thinks that they all talk like gungans from star wars
Big Dazza treats himself to a £1.50 meat feast pasta bowl and you're all invitedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og-7-e-XRT4
posting his fetish sloppa now? what rejection does to a mf
phil foden sex arse
>>220935377Why does he dress like a gay black man? Absurd
>>220935380listened to this song when having a mental breakdown sitting in front of my loudspeaker
rorke buying his deodorant in farmfoods
>>220935416Corr get it in ya then dazza
>>220935407would you shag a pizza beanz can cold
>>220935417you'd never do that
>>220935407texture is good when you grill it properly
>>220935375Is that her?>>220935258
>>220935429I've bought pants and shoes at Costco.
>>220935438his fetish is shit and there is something extremely sad (throughout all his personas) about everyone else just leaving the retard in the corner to post to himself all this shit
>>220935374hahafuck off
>>220935437...yh>>220935441I'll try it next opportunity I have
>>220935398you can't generate something like this and keep it consistent from a single promptwhich hints to me that heatherfungus has a massive AI chat log where he's been training it to produce these images for weekshe probably has advanced AI induced psychosiscan only imagine what it says to him
>>220935407Yeah, the half-greek is right, if it grilled properly and if you add lemon, it's peng
doja cat pre bog was a gift to the white race
I saw mousey in heron foodsI shout here mousey that you ya wee bamHe takes off like a shotDrops his shopping like, just 6 cans of right guardCuts out the employee area in the back and gone
>>220935447yhI posted her the other day to gauge second opinions but nobody responded seriously
>>220935468had a lovely arse on her
mental how SRIs (antihistamines and diphenhydramine, melatonin) comeup tastes and "feels" the same as serotonin increase in the body; the taste and feel I am talking about is the exact opposite of menthol, in both the anti-minty taste and the smoother but more "rich" breathing. curious
Any fellow gouters in?
>>220935460lots of places serve it cut up so you can't see the tentacles >>220935476i recall someone seriously telling you to not post pictures of her here
>>220935466shuddering post
>>220935466it would make sense given that he had a significant dip in posting for a few days
>>220935487
>>220935467yeah, olive oil, lemon or a good vinegar, salt/black pep and parsley - thats the greek way
fact these were only $22. mummy bought them for me
>>220935159
>>220935505cor would tactically position my sun lounger and pretend to read a book while staring at her arse the whole time
>>220935327Here you are.I wrote this years ago and I got a right nice shag out of it. Girl was over the fucking moon Night complements your eyesas your grace complements the dayAnd the sun lets out a weary sigh as it gently falls awayIt will dream of you as I do tooWhile the moon, very merrily will rejoice That it should watch over you And silence the tides to hear your voice When you gaze upon that night skyThe moon will blush and become awfully shyHe'll hide away into the nightAnd stars will relish upon your sightAnd shine a light upon your pathAs you wander you might well askWhy do leaves dance to the sound of my steps?And why it is so the birds sing wherever I go?Why when I walk does the wind holds its breath?My darling dear you need not fear For the world is in awe the skies are in cheerThat your your loveliness might caress the air And your sweetness soak into the soilSo when life springs forth fresh and newIt may be just as lovely and beautiful as you
>>220935495got an annooying verucca
Americans all have pictures of their shoed feets on they phone
Ni Hao, David the hungry hairy Scotsman spices things up tonight and tastes the Orient with Tesco's Chinese selection pack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9gk7ueorA
>>220935526That's pretty good actually. I'm stealing it
>>220935513POV: you are an autist
>>220935513mumbergs are good aren't they
>>220935534Had this before, was pretty good
https://youtu.be/P1yOcS1qdkQ?si=Wj2Xz41IEcYVlEim
>>220935531I've got so many random pics idk.
>>220935543Well we knew that already didn't we luv>>220935545The best lid. Couldn't do without mine
yeah but it feels like a lot of Americans have that specific type of picture
i take pictures of my shoes because I wear nice clothes and i want to take pictures of my shoes
>>220935466>he probably has advanced AI induced psychosisThat much was obvious. Before gen AI became widely accessible in 2023, he was a nutcase, but it just manifested as a dozen or so repeat-posts about whatever Youtube channel he was fixated on that day. Much lower-grade stuff.One day there will be studies done into how generative AI (specifically images and chatbots) just completely brainrotted and mindfucked entire swathes of the population, especially those with pre-existing mental health issues. It's happening at a scale that is so, so much worse than social media in general was.
>>220935548had the gtb singles playing on a sunny dog walk todayit were ∞ lush !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUaHiHJQE38
Sigh
>>220935359No it isn't, that word doesn't mean anything. Sasanach will do. Cheers.
>>220935586I spot a cronem
Important to have pics of your shoes, never known when the mandem wants a crep check
>>>/pol/533671558weirdweird and creepy
>>220935594you need help
I buy shoes from a skate/snowboard shop, been like that for 15 years
>>220935613thats legal though
Mad how AI used to be complete mess with text, now our local mental cases can create a pic with crystal clear text (hands are still fucked though)
>>220935584that does sound lovelysadly i just had ghost mountain on repeat
>>220935613u jelly bro
>>22093561330 is a bit much innit
>>22093561316 is literally legal in this country and always has been, you Yankified freak.
struggling to get through this beer. stomachberg is a wreck
>>220935613its only 14 years bro
>>220935647put on a trip so I can filter you
>>220935632It's incredibly inconsistent still. I'm still seeing plenty of AI images from the latest and "greatest" models with garbled text. If the text isn't the main focus of the image and/or isn't specifically prompted for, it tends to get fucked up.Also like the other lad said, Heatherspastic is an AI "power user" and is likely spending hours upon hours prompt-crafting.
>>220935642i find it really strange when people say this because you KNOW that's not true
>>220935647not called "gnash" though is she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR5ZJ07lyGk
Really want to be racist but afraid I'll be banned
Starving. Might make a PB & J
In 1275, the first age of consent was set in England, at age 12 (Statute of Westminster I).[1] In 1875, the Offences Against the Person Act raised the age to 13 in Great Britain and Ireland, and ten years later the Criminal Law Amendment Act 1885 raised it to 16.[2][3] In 1917, a bill raising the age of consent in Great Britain and Ireland from 16 to 17 was defeated by only one vote.[4]how bizarre
mouldie...
Oh I seeIt's an ironic commentary about how white women fuck dogs and black men?Such a bizarre man.
Based Janny.
>>220935706whats ironic about it
>>220935689never had that me
mr beast is gonna be on the next im a celeb
>>220935706now i know why so many women have giant black dogs
>>220935695>Being the one MP who voted to keep the age of consent at 16How do you explain that to your wife, or daughter for that matter haha
y'all love that nigga, you give him the attention he needs, very kind of you
btw that's his 6th ban of the dayOCD can ruin lives.>>220935721idk. you'd have to ask him. i say it's ironic because he claims to love white women
wonder how long he spends making these images only for them to get deleted
>>220935723It's very moreish
>>220935695Was a proper shitstorm when the age of consent for gay sex was dropped to 16, ye olde rorke (year 2000) was going mental
>>220935735we take care of our freaks <3
>>220935737hmm i dont think i will
>be Russel Brand, literal millionaire for some reason>cant even fuck 16 year olds
whats the deal with all these scientists and ufo researchers being suicided?
sup stogie
i'll take u down to my slaughterhousefuck the law death to the copsᓀ‸ᓂ
cool fucking lizard
>>220935760I think he asked her parents if he could take her on a date and they said ok
>>220935760>literal millionaire for some reasonWell he was a popular comedian
>>220935771found out theyre not real and sudokud
>>220935737>idk. you'd have to ask him. i say it's ironic because he claims to love white womenIt's a self-loathing thing like with all cuckolds. He is likely of Irish descent which is where his fixation on Irish diaspora comes from.Also you see the mask slip whenever the topic of black women comes up, he calls them some absolutely grotesque things. Again, like all cucks, he is extremely racist but his racism has gone so far it's manifested as a pseudo-homosexual fetish for specifically black men.
i'll take you down to my fishing spotfuck the fish death to the cod ><>
In old novels 50 year old landowners marry poor 16 year old girls
>>220935771trisolarians brohaven't you read 3body lol
>>220935800that's not what he says ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>220935799>he is extremely racist but his racism has gone so far it's manifested as a pseudo-homosexual fetish for specifically black menscream
>>220935804vgh those were the days, safe in the knowledge that enough wealth can save you from inceldom
What would if Keir broke into your flat and started fortnite dancing to Stormzy?
oven's working overtime tonight
>>220935804remember how walder fray had all those wives that were all his daughterspretty weird that wasn't it
>>220935822sup cody
We at /brit/ love A.I. — it's so useful!
right well that's me doing a gay porn haka isn't it
the ghost of shagging past
>>220935825thought it said "shalom" for a minute there on the right and in the whitethayd be too on the nose though wouldn't it
boom claptune
i can make your arse clap
>>220935882oh!
Got the tretinoin on, I wonder if I was using it incorrectly in the past, would put it on then use moisturiser 10-15 mins later, now I just leave it on with nothing else and it works better Also makes my skin start peeling like crazy but that will be a problem in 2 days time
>>220935882samejust eat loads of fiber
>>220935870
>>220935824stupid cunt
pulling the fode faces at tremendous speeds
>>220935882i rather you didn't
>>220935909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q3OilmcX2M
>>220935915laughing at the mental image of this
>you don't need a license to hunt grey squirrels free protein lads
another day in my dogshit miserable life
>>220935973ktimlooking like another night too
building a gunpla naked
Did you guys hear about Paul Chuckle writing a 500,000 word novel based on his career? One critic described it as an epic tome, toyou, tome, toyou...
>>220935955they should be
>>220935992what's a toyou
>>220935973look on the brightside of life
i hate women and they turned me gay
>>220935955makes me laugh that people actually go out and feed them and think they're cute, then the government website says they're a pest and if you catch or trap one you should stick it in a bag, hold its neck and bash it over the head with a rock lol
I love women but they hate me
>>220936000it's what japanese kids get for christmas
>>220936015they are quite cute though arent theylittle fluffy things scurrying about in trees
>>220936011phwoar propa hood kittingtonshire diss
>>220935992lol x
his mental health has really declinedthis is his worst day in months
>>220936038not really. ugly cunts, and am*rican to boot
>>220935992corr good joke diss.wun
>>220936048I've been at rock bottom for like 4 years
>>220936002no reason to smile in my life
Anyone done the South Downs before? Thinking of camping for two nights but not been before
>top bins>limbs>baller
You think you could hunt and kill and clean an animal if it came to it?
>>220936065Pic related?
>>220936065Why the fuck does the post squash the text like this?
>>220936070Nope
>>220936070done a few pheasant and partridge before with my familywouldn't know where to start with a deer though
>>220936070yeah
>>220936061it's spring! things are coming back to life. i noticed buds on the aspens and red maples today. also heard a cheeky woodcock last night.
nothing to look forward to in my lifejust endless misery and suffering
>>220936070depends on the animal
>>220936070I've killed and gutted hundreds of fish and a few rabbits
>>220936070my grandad always told me to hunt porcupine if i'm ever lost in the woods. they're very easy to hunt.
>>220936107>that socketFOY
>>220936127>ugly little runt covered in thousands of pricksyou are what you eat eh
>>220936107Stop being a poof
>>220936103>>220936107>>220936129
embrace misery and suffering
What ethnicity is Russell Brand anyway? He's starting to look like maharishi yogi
>generate an image of a grotesque black man pressing his face against a tv screen showing a white woman wearing a t shirt with the logos of hublot and ciroc on itwhy?
>>220936152Silurian
stare into the abyss
*enters /brit/*
>tfw no latex gf
No purpose No gfNo friends No hobbies I just exist
futanari wank toil soon
>>220936151ANGER MISERY YOU'LL SUFFER UNTO ME
>>220936171this but everyone except the pilot is brownhaha
>>220936168>t. abyssinian wire-haired tripe hound
>>220936178ktim
>>220935163cute x
>>220936171whats this from lol
>>220936178yeah yeah https://youtu.be/AxKleuLBRcw?si=zYTBSwIGJyYSK7GD
>>220936202Airplane
rorke been absolutely slimed out
why even livefoe what purpose
>>220936211>AirplaneFOY FOY FOY FOY FOOOOYYYY
>>220936217to ask the question
>>220935186in that red holdall in the flat
Just got some documents printed out at the public library. Another item scratched off the to-do list, another clue gained. Tomorrow? Handing in my two-week notice. We're moving on.
>>220936217Snoop Dogg having an existential crisis
doing some veggie farts rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1BJkBJdtYMental that alan watts fella went on about spritualism like an asian obsessed teen his whole life only for him to revert back to christianity in his final years.
>>220936211cant believe i still havent seen that
depression broslets go on an adventure...
>>220936217The point of life is simply to live it
>>220936217
I tried one of Greggs' famous vegan sausage rolls yesterday and was pleasantly surprised, though of course it is still disgusting slop compared to a proper bakery's PORK sausage roll
>>220936065corr would set off spunk grenades in her fanny
>>220936244quintessential boomer movie
eternally yours
I bet she farts during sex.
what's the purpose of having a purpose
>>220936233sc
I do think humanity is collectively moving towards a higher purpose Dunno what that is
Going to make a sausage and bean stroganoff tomorrow x
sont fink anyfing weong wiv etaing animals but not wanting to kill wun
>you will never hold a woman in your arm
>>220936278manifesting hell on earth
post lovely women
must have a stupid amount of emma watson image md5s in my filter by nowmight just have to filter yanks
>>220936253sums up the neoliberalistillieu/zeitgeist very well
>>220936290you start
>>220936290
>>220936290shameless whore>>220936268or queefs
Right, well that’s a lady getting naked and spreading her bum.
the poo that was smelt around the world
>>220936295corrr a blimmen spread bumhole!
>>220936306Damn it i missed it
there is no purpose to lifeits all one big meaningless waste of time
>>220936295Post it again bong come on
corr lucky i DLed before was deleted
>>220936314so do what you want with it good or bad if its all pointless
>>220936295frankly absurd how lovely women are
>>220936316not for calling me a bong
>>220936314*spaffs a bucketload on your face*too right*pulls up pants and leaves*
>>220936328DAMN YOU SERPENT
wish i lived in the 1800s
>>220936314your pepes and wojaks suck
Arid fanna Grande
>>220936347longberge
>>220936341phwoar would shag her eyes and spaff on her face>>220936334ill post in in a nsfw breadberg
reading blood meridianvery COLOURFUL language
>>220936341same it's the highest form of civilisation ever achieved
>>220936361Ok lmk
Got the oven on preheat.... get the fish on. May as well get the dishes done while i wait. Never stop moving forward. Always look out for your future self.
>>220936312https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1776/60/1776609617105.webmhere you go mate
>>220936347PHWOOOOARRRRexcellent kittungtonshire dissanudda DL executes imminently>>220936372link me where
>>220936341crazy bpd 1000 yard stare
i wonder what past people would think of modern popular music, like rock, rap, everything
>>220936314yeah bit depressing isn't itbut since that's the case why bother being depressed?
>>220936388they'd think it's crap and go back to dancing the jitterbug to Benny Goodman and actually having some fun
>>220936379didnt know Americans did cooking thought it was all donuts and bigmacs
>>220936362read it and didn't think much of itespecially the bit where he says and and keeps saying and and doesn't use punctuation and it's annoying and yeah and fuck off
fine i'll do it >>220936404>>220936404>>220936404
>>220936362I like the part where they kill all those people
>>220936402i like the bit where he keeps saying nigger
>>220936400Yeah? Never seen any British restaurants here but you love your McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC now dont you
