brown girl in a floral dress edish
>>220936388wish i could go back and make kaiser wilhelm listen to bladee
i REALLY want a vagina on my face. constantly. it never stops,
think lord nelson would like pirate metal?
>>220936408*blows your head smoove off*
>>220936404giga pengers
shagging cute indian girls
>>220936438ktimimd (kek this is me in my dreams)
>>220936403underrated post that needs some attention
>>220936437Bet her farts stink.
The sense of urgency i have cant be had from a life well lived or a youtube video. This is 8 wasted years. This is getting raped by lifeberg too many times
>>220936450here's a second hand (You)
How would a tall good looking white man fare in India. Would pajeetas swarm or would they be frightened
Been a lot of curryfever posting lately
>>220936447
My vegan farty life is awesome but I wish I had a bf so we could eat vegan food all day and then at night we could both let out epic loud and stinky vegan farts and sniff each others farts too while in bed.
>>220936467probably if you spoke to the rich westernised onesdon't think the dalits would care much
>>220936481um
um
right well thats not pleasant on the eyes at 1am thanks
>>220936481I bow out of gay shit when the blokes look like blokes instead of cute faggy twinks
>>220936481umgay much?
>>220936481Vile and disgusting post. Keep your fart fantasies to yourself.
>>220936467
>>220936514based
>>220936514kek good post
brit at 1amdepressed homosexuals
>>220936467they will love youtrust
i'm a depressed heterosexual
wonder if gfberg realises that i've had thoughts about putting my willy in her bumholei'm sure it's occurred to her but i wonder if she's truly internalised the concept
Reckon this fried fish will ruin my fresh, clean looking skin for fridays date but dont care really
>>220936516I'm convinced
>>220936532google sissyhypnothank me later
signing up for a clinical study primarily so i can meet women but also getting paid thousands of dollarydoos is a nice bonus as well
>>220936547"no"
>>220936534why havent you asked? its the first thing I ask
i only see women as objectsobjects i can own and put my penis inside
i've seen footagei stay noided
>>220936550go on dickeadaren't you even a little curious
catberg brought in a dead mouseberg
>>220936548it's a trick, they're going to lobotimse you
Bald and Bankrupts India videos are pure kino
Saw a black in McDonald's
>>220936547loads of it got removed
>>220936570
>>220936593right and what was it doing
i've been arrested for racketeering, public indecency, and vandalism
>>220936600Eating a mcdonalds meal
>>220936591he nonced kids though
>>220936610
When I was young I had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only tune that I could play Was fuck the pope and the IRA
>>220936617Is there proof of that?
Doing some vegan veggie farts in bed.
>>220936617based?
>>220936547That used to be a constant thread on /gif/ for years along with X-change threads. Those were the days. Wonder why they fell out of popularity
did a poobergization dinae ifink i did
might masturbate
Fucking LOVE brown womenAnyway rate today’s range loadout
>>220936625https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldAndBaldrDossier/comments/judnlm/is_bald_bankrupt_really_a_sex_tourist_and_a/
>>2209366474/10 needs an anime skin
Hullo hullo we are the billy boys Hullo hullo you'll know us by our noise We're up to our knees in Fenian blood surrender or you'll die We are the Brighton billy boys
>>220936647corr gonna toss the pigskin around and then grab a bite to eat after?
>>220936647Sexy sexy guns lad
>>220936656When that scene came up on peaky blinders I was literally shaking with fear.
>Sissy hypno is an edited form of pornography that uses erotic hypnosis tropes, captions and looped audio to promote self-feminisation and submissive scripts in viewers.[1] It often remixes mainstream pornography and transgender pornography with imperative, persuasive overlays that instruct compliance (for example, “be a good sissy”).[2] Scholars link the genre to online “microporn” and remix practices, though many works are long-form videos rather than short GIF loops.right well wish i never googled that
>>220936662More of a hockey guy really
>>220936672Never watched that
>>220936652I'll bookmark it. Too tired to read all that tonight
President Mr. Beast
>>220936679Good ladI still like his videos though personally
Sir Mr. Bean
In the space of a minute:>I've witnessed a lad actually google sissy hypno, NOT to watch it but to read about it>Discovered there is a wikipedia on 'Sissy hypno'>Discovered that sissy hypno was discussed in the house of commons in 2020 over its alledged encouragment of transgenderism Think its time for bed
give an honorary phd to mr. beast so he has to change his name to dr. beast
black jewslenny kravitzdrakedoja catmuch to think about
>>220936714Every day is a learning day haha
Nope. Don’t like that at all.
>>220936726sinister
did a couple of small chores today first time in weeks
Sir Chronic Gout
Putting a finger down my foreskin and sniffing it
need mona wales to peg me
>>220936714/brit/ is just a really weird place.
>>220936745give it a suck
I never realised some people eat their crumpets with sweet condiments like jam and Nutella
>>220936739that's good!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGDDpJVrpMwhat’re those french like?
>>220936764You never been stoned?
bunch of punkass peckwoods.
>>220936768Bradley Walsh when I get 2 grand on the cash builder
How long can gaza even hold on for
>>220936774I've never been an adulteress in Saudi Arabia, so no
Get out of here stalker
I’m going to play my newest song for you, I think you’ll like it. It’s called Someone Barfed on the Pooey, Bloody Menstrual Pad.
nth for Yuno!
>>220936780imagine i made a paul gascoigne joke here and give me some (you)s
i am the great mighty poo
Sir Buttock Snapper
Shant be giving you a (you)
>>220936800>>220936809girlsatthelibrarycord raid
>>220936809look at the ass on that baboon woozah
>>220936818>right well that's some sort of baboon looking for a bookkek
aff tae bed
>>220936818performatively racist
i make music videos in my head for some songs
the world cup is in north america where it belongs
>>220936839nighty night xxx>>220936842hs?
>lets have a look at israel on the g-maps>imperial hotel>these flagswhats the connection?
heem that racialist dope janny
scrm
>>220936872actually flinched irl
>>220936872Right well that isn't a fannois at all is it
Europoors will be begging for our beautiful american oil
Sir Baboonian Bibliophile
>>220936890roar
yolo
Edna Birch sex arse
Hi everyone
>>220936404brown girl that acts like a white 50s housewifenow that's the dream
posting on /brit/ while wanking
Emitting some rancid ones
>>220936934Pics?
RIP Sir Rosenior!
>>220936938t. Emma Watson
>>220936938fuck off ruby
Timothy James Byrne here
Ruby is the tradwife we all crave. Smart, elegant, beautiful, pure. Ruby Granger you WILL be my wife!!
eyes are heavy with too much sight
>>220936939no x
Got the chinky fella on. Hope he is right. Hope it is over.
>>220936949oh no
quick rorke lighten the mood in the thread a littlerorke:
Dont really want to surrender my beautiful country to the bastard death
>>220937037what the hell are you talking about you mental yank
>>220936647gotta love famasses
who was the hitler before hitler? napoleon?
>>220937060dunno probably fartman
>>220937060Probably considering brits still seethe over Boney
>>220937060Genghis
>>220937044Nature gettin raped, computer everywhere, fat infantlized cunts everywhere, Christkillers running the show, everybody on their "cell phone", everyone on the wogtalk. I dont like it.
FlourCorn meal CornstarchPaprikaCilantro Black pepper Red pepper SaltLemon pepper All necessary for a proper fried chicken batter.
found a chicken in my back yard. reckon i'll keep it and sell the eggs
>>220937101And you’re better than all that are ya
>>220937095do we?
>>220937120Ridley Scott made a movie about him that was basically a hit piece made to insult NapoleonSo yes you do still seethe about him
>>220937060cromwell
>>220937185that's cos ridley scott is a stupid old retard though, nobody liked that film
https://youtu.be/3BIhpxZVWpE
Imagine eating this good.
>>220937235
Ponder the aroma of the noxious fumes that erupt from betwixt Emma Watson’s loins.
i spit on you i curse you
>>220937060100%excrpt for holocaust then ye napoleon obvi is the predecessor to hitler
just came
always thought napoleon was quite cool myself
>>220937101n**** you are on a computerprobs wankin to cartoons as we speak>>220937239but ders .no white bits
>>220937285Just went myself
kind of want to die in a lowkey way
>>220936404like seeing a neanderthal in a suit
>>220937324not really
>>220936930This but a muscly butch lesbian type instead of a brown girl
you now remember this chcken classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LBjXaeKk4
Don't like anyone that isn't white and I wish they didn't exist
>>220937337didn't like that year
>>220937348black people are funny sometimes though
>>220937372Still don't like em
they should make a new universe that isn't evil
>>220937384Well heaven exists soo
>>220937351addng the world gay is redundant
Thongs are good for my sack. I need to start wearing thongs more.
>>220937337i lked the russian grannies baking cookies
>>220937389that's good if true
Reddit is seething because Russel brand shagged a 16 year old
>>220937384if there were no evil, there would be no goodever think about that?
lmagine being a 16 year old lad fancying a girl in your year and russell fucking brand shows up and shags her
>>220937422don't really understand how that works because why couldn't there just be only good
On my period
>>220937441not real fake not true made up fictitious
>>220937427>>220937419yeah we saw when you kept posting about it earlier
Fictitious Jr
>>220937457are you a girl x
>>220937429how would you know what was good? you'd have nothing to compare it to.
you lads ever seen a young man - cougar relationship IRL?I certainly haven't but then again I never leave my room so it would be weird if I did.
>>220937539i'd just be happy because there would be bunnies jumping in fields all day or something duh
>>220937562i had a friend in sixth form who fucked a woman in her 30s but he was a very strange guy
>>220937562no which is weird coz seen several in opposite direction
>>220937562OH i liesomewun in school had a child wiv to a teachercompletely forgot
>>220937586that's not weird at allWomen like men with resources and men are nonces
what is your deepest darkest secret, anon?
>>220937628got a 20 inch willy
>>220937626>>220937626>>220937626New when ready
lucky i'm not dead or living with aids
>>220937645this just popped up in my feed very grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_DrmIR0Vg
>>220937637extremely silly
>>220937562Yes once in Montreal a man in his twenties was with his fiancée who must have been in her fifties Another time in Toronto I met a man in his late thirties that wanted me to fuck his old girlfriend
>>220937586Women really aren’t attracted to younger men unless they’re kind of weird
>>220937673Not against the rules is it?
Imagine getting plum drunk with Bazz and watching The Inbetweeners. Shit would be so cash.
grim
>>220937686well
>>220937663prison too, naturally
got 'pression
GET OFF THE TOILET
listening to songs from 2013 and wishing i could go back to 2013
>>220937747we can't go back. we can only move forward.
>>220937755hate it hate it hate it
>>220937765blackface wasn't really on was it
>>220937747https://youtu.be/5P6-V7J5S-0
>>220937779it was on. it was funny and harmless
>>220937812i would not tolerate such disrespect
Let's check up on ol pamperchu and see what hes been up to as of late shall we.https://youtu.be/5DcauwWnn5Yhttps://youtu.be/J9-ei7VJxJE
>>220937850let's not
>>220937859always mental when these cute feminine twinks have such fat veiny girthy cocks
>>220937812why did she do that
>>220936647is the mp5sd suppressor so long because of laws or something? they're much shorter than that in games
little pig little pig let me in
timothy BAMEs jyrne
going to watch some videos yeahthat's what i'm going to do
just learned that fearne cotton has a podcast and nobody watches itthat makes me a sad panda
I miss his innocence
remember pixie lott
>>220937965heh yeahremember duffy
please my christian god free palestine!
>>220937970yeah!
>>220937955mad how ian watkins was her bf
there's a new ballamoryisn't that interesting
>>220937985its gone woke
wonder why water and watkins have a wot sound :thinking_face:
>>220937971Fuck Palestine can we free America?
i'm never lackin'. always pistol packin' with them automatics.we gon' send them to heaven.
>>220938012shut up you criminal blood sucking freak PALESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
vanessa carltonremember her4 non blondesremember them
remember mitt romney
>>220938022Can we finally get justice for them blowing up the trade towers? Don't be a rude little shit answer me
It is the sacred duty for every britisher, american, canadien, australoid, and aotearoa to die for Blessed Israel.
remember uhhhremember thomas gravesen
>>220938023You know i would walk a thousand mileees
eminem was one freaky ass mf white boy!!
does anyone else feel like black people used to look different. like when you look at black people from the 50s they looked completely different to modern ones.
>>220937965saw her live>>220938023pheoar love dat song thousandmiles
>>220937970not on what happened to her
>>220937955whylooks fucking awful
>>220938113elaborate
>>220938115*hides post*much better
there's that one kesha song where she says>we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jaggersince when was mick jagger considered a sex symbol in like 2011 or whenever that song was released
>>220938115whoa mama
>>220938124https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx23nk8l40zo
mick shagger and he's a guy who has sex with irishmenalright
the 'bergs
space marines not primarisvoting reformsimple as
>>220938129that other song "moves like jagger" came out around the same timelots of mick jagger revisionism happening in the early 2010s
>>220938151what is he screaming for
>>220938151nice 'bergsone on the right looks oldlovely though
Get rid of Changes and it’s a 10/10 album.
mad that gotye is belgian
>>220938169Pretty solid take. I prefer It's Alright from Technical Ecstasy afa Sabbath ballads. Changes feels forced and not in tune with the band's music at the time.
Mona Wales spitting in my mouth, pegginf my arse, utterly humiliating me
>>220938146made me giggle
>>220938204corr milf
>>220938223Bet her farts honk.
the prophet of truth from halo 2 has perhaps the most magnificent voice i've ever heard
might move to the dr congo
>>220938287You’ll get your head shrunk by cannibals.
>>220936800What are those book covers? Yikes!
I don't like that ppl i know post here to be frank.
>the prophet of truth from halo 2 has perhaps the most magnificent voice i've ever heard
>>220938365dun himhe's dun
>>220938363You don’t even know anyone named Frank. Be quiet.
mad how fucking braindead stupid retarded most people are !!!!!!
>>220938380I do actually lol he's this little fruit that carries a man purse around and claims it's his """""shopping bag""""" but it's totally a purse
I love Brits and I won't keep quiet about it much longer
>>220938414luv u 2
>>220938428mwah x
>>220937916Yes, I'm guessing it isn't an SBR, which means the barrel length needs to be at least 16 inches which is exactly what it looks like, judging by the 16 inch AR right next to it. The MP5SD has an integrated suppressor (non-removable), so the suppressor counts as part of the barrel length.
>>220938414omg i love americans :3
bring back covid man fuck it
>>220938363Who knows you post here?
Taking a warm shower to prevent a melty
eating pringles
>>220938576Which flavor
>>220938591tha green ones
ah yes... sour cream, and oniond
chikin n taters fer tee!
>oniond
it feels like most decades of the 20th century had their own unique signature, but 2010s and 2020s so far don't seem hugely different, in terms of styles and vibes and technology
>>220938631
>>2209386312010s definitely didwe'll recognise the 2020s stuff when it's further away
>>220938641not sure what to make of this
>>220938641it not right
>>220938651
get the new sorted please im scared
>>220938671latex makes me feel icky
>>220938678not yet
>>220938680
>>220938691Then I'll gay post i will. Don't think i won't
>>220938702i like this webm
hm just imagine a hairy poo arse hole filled with crustacean hm
>>220938734no
>>220938737the smell chico, u must imagine the smell
okay someone make the new now thanks!
Bunch of sad bastards
>>220938756hey man chill out
>>220938717>i like this webm
heywoah dude
you can make the newyou can choose the editionget it made
>>220938770this is the last thing a terrorist sees before meeting allah
>>220938791>>220938791>>220938791
>>220938784a yank has already made a shit one