Sinn Féin edition
alright everyonelet's make this a good one
JEWISH BOOBS
>>220938807i thought jews were meant to be funny :/
We're all just cool with going nowhere and never being fathers or being respected members of communities then? Just gonna scurry upon path least resistance like little wormmen
Had a dream that I scored a 66 on my dissertation
>>220938816err yeah not like i've got a choice aha x
>>220938813being self-aware is funny.
GAMERS
>>220938839CUTE
>>220938839so so so grim that all these little autistic fellas get tricked into doing this by the internet
*ENTERS BRIT*
EVERYONE BORN AFTER 2008 BANNED FROM SMOKINGhttps://news.sky.com/story/everyone-born-after-2008-to-be-banned-from-smoking-13534824
>>220938878get the distraught mothers posted
*big gay kiwi voice*how bizarre
>>220938862Cancel everything.
Just been drafted
>>220938962
just been deployed to falujah
chubthumping - tumbawumba
just been nuked
>>220938976large sperm
just been interned in a fema camp
do yanks get a kick out of being confidently wrong about everything all the time?
just got the UAV online
bring back ska
>>220939025specials ska or reel big fish ska
In the beginning we were good friends but then you left me.
>>220939019https://voca.ro/17j2kTsozUOo
>>220939054Augh. Look at the options.
>>220939045reel big fish
>>220939054bloody colonial upstarts
Cool.
>>220939026mads would never
im gonna fuck egyptbot
>>220939096Awesome...
Netherlands is a weird name for a countryNetherland would make sense
>>220939122Nice ideas.
would love to go to egypt someday
>>220939138Hmm.
>>220939136thanks nigga
>>220939122it's like nether regions, i think
>>220939149https://soundcloud.com/01095856970/z1y1xhr4hmna?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingI will disown you on sight.
morning allup and at em
>>220939138heard it's not actually very nice
>>220939160Something
>>220939168oh yeah yeah
>>220939148egypt bot, will i ever visit abu simbel and the egyptian museum in cairo?
>>220939168watch any good films lately?
ohh egyptbot will i ever find love
>>220939190Roma
>>220939193I am French.
egyptbot do you... like like me?
>>220939166i know, i've heard the touts and scamming are really bad and it can be quite dirty. but it's more about seeing the ancient sites and just the experience, really
>>220939197Ugh.
have to go to work today but wish i didnt
>>220939216Sure.
might climb up the great pyramidwhat are they gonna do? stop me?
>>220939211robot égypte, est-ce que je visiterai un jour abou simbel et le musée égyptien du caire?
>>220939234AAAAAAAAH!
>>220939234ktim
>>220939238https://maps.app.goo.gl/pUTapq7Jnjq3gvuu5Nice nice.
>>220939240Awesome.
>>220939234it will feel extra lovely when you get off for the day
By 9:00 AM I will see who's complaining in Institut Francais...
>>220939301geez dakota calm down
>>220939138You only need 1 day there pyramids + sphinx + grand Egyptian museum Rest is a shithole
>>220939324there's over 100 pyramids in egypt you can't see them all in one day
>>220939342Only three when I was there
mad how they've got a pizza hut in front of the pyramids
Are all men really brethren?—Negro and Indian, Blackfellow, Kalmuck, and Coolie—the well-born, and the base-bred, beer-soaked loafer, and hero-hearted patriot, belted chieftain and ignoble mechanic-slave—pot of iron and pot of clay?What proof is there that the brotherhood-of-man hypothesis is in accordance with nature? On what trustworthy biologic, historic or other evidence does it rest? If it is natural, then rivalry, competition, and strife are unnatural. And it is proposed to prove in this book that strife, competition, rivalry, and the wholesale destruction of feeble types of men, is not only natural, but highly necessary. Has ‘brotherhood’ ever been tried upon earth? Where, when and with what final result? Is not self-assertion nobler, grander and more truly heroic than self-denial? Is not self-abasement but another term for voluntary vassalage; voluntary burden-bearing?Christ might well and truthfully have said unto his followers ‘Come unto me all ye that are weary and heavy laden and I will bind you in unbreakable bonds, and load you down like an ass between two burdens.’The ‘poor and ignorant’ were his first followers—the vagrants, the disinherited shiftless classes: and to this very day, the poorer and more ignorant men and women are, the more eager are they to follow his religious ideals, or the political millennialisms that are distilled out of his delusions.
>>220939354you missed some of the kinoest ones then
>>220939365Sure 100%.
>>220939365Let's see together who's complaining in the institute, dad.
>>220939375looks like you could take a bite out of it
Hmm. Nice.
>>220939160thought that was justin gaethje for a sec
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>220939408scre
>>220939324gorgeous photo. did you actually do it that quickly? i'm way too slow, i'm one of those people that take forever in museums and who dawdles around everywhere plus there's luxur, karnak, abu simbel
>>220939438Yeah I spent 2 hours in the museum then get a taxi to the pyramids, go inside one, walk around the rest, camel ride, see the sphinx took around 3 hours so 5 hours total
reading twitter and getting blackpilled and demoralised and so on
>>220939474Nice genes.
>>220939487*starts violently raping you to death*
>>220939473bluds speedrunning holidays
>>220939490Okay.
poo in the chamber, arse on the bog
nigga said "Okay."
>>220939473did you stay in cairo or was it a daytrip from like a beach or something
bring back autumn and winter this fucking sucks
>>220939521I will be inside saying Hi and getting a phone number from a girl in the institute. You can watch me in silence or call me. God bless!
Alright, I will take a walk from door2 to door1 and leave...
tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahuuuuuuur
I will be trying to say and get a French girl phone number XD.
egyptbot is it going to rain where i live tomorrow
karl pilkington in a new short film on youtubekek kinda feel sorry for filmmaker coz wiv karl pilkington in it the comments is literally just all karl pilkington jokes evntho nuffink to do wiv his persona
>>220939545Angles of the architect-ion in the game.
cycling mikey has been killed
Might start dreaming big and reaching for the stars
>>220939580wonder what'll happen to his bikes
>>220939590ktim
>>220939559he's not a good actormaybe it's because I've listened to the xfm shows so much but it's really obvious when he's putting on the grumpy mong persona
>>220939580Goodbye!
can't believe i've been ghosted by egyptbot
feel fucked
>>220939653pretty nice, isn't it
>>220939609i noticed in the film like chops he has used before. i fink he just basically acts himself in the role. or like rather... plays the character as if the character was him in that situation
>>220939677sometimes its hard not to be misogynistic when certain genders of people act like dumb sluts
>>220939677leafeon is my favourite eeveelution too
>>220939706she's literally just taking a selfie
Become Orthodox
No good new podcasts 4 bedtime. Ecclesiastes it is
>>220939706and so how has your mom been lately then
>>220939730>>220939739thought you'd give 4chan up if you became a serious christian
>>220939730be honest did you convert because you liked the based orthochad memes
>>220939730Quite a ways away from eastern europe me and my ancestors going back 1500 years have been Catholic. Dont think i will
Right, that’s me off to the hospital for liver damage.
doing a cringe
>>220939774Hope you get better and feel better and have a beautiful life x
lord god please give me a gf in 2026 pretty please
they caught rorke and they're doing experiments on him
>>220939726yeh?exactlyits vapidutterly vapid
>>220939741not sure what youre insinuatin>>220939758dont fink the catholic and orthodox church were split 1500 years ago so what you say dont even make sense. like its not clear whther the kind of apostolic continuity between now and then is a coherent notion
but first let me take a selfieremember that haha
>>220939522Stayed 1 night in Cairo then went to sharm el sheikh
they need to get to work on bringing the woolly mammoth back to life
>>220939854dont know why humans think they know better than nature
>>220939854can I eat it?
>>220939873yeah probably if they get enough of them x
>>220939858words words words YAWN
>>220939938corri never seenso young a manincreible
posting from my nuclear fallout shelter
>>220939827The "Patriarchate" in charge of Western Europe was still Rome, either way. It still is. Why skip over that for Moscow (lol) Istanbul (lol) Antakya (lol) or Jersusalem (lol)
im going to fucking KILL MYSELF
Sir rosenior has exited the gherkin
Weird how the Orthodox waited more than 1,000 years until the internet was invented to try to convert anybody. Catholics? Founded continents, races, civilizations, nations. Anglicans? Methodists? Hell, they did impressive feats. Orthodox? Couple fishermen in Siberia and Alaska but thats all
The missus trying to attract BBC in the wilderness of a supermarket
>>220940036Really nigga? It 7 o clock in the morning
>>220940044Yes, and I'm in the train omw to work, coomposting
>>220940078Not acceptable
She was so beautiful
do you think we end up in some form of war over the next 10 years
>>220940104Oh yeah? It's actually the ultimate form of freedom
>>220940106There's certainly evidence of the powers that be wanting us preoccupied with war. They'll try to use a foreign war as a way to buffer themselves from the people rebelling against their own evil incompetent governments.
>>220939845even if it was quick i hope you enjoyed your trip. it's pretty amazing to see something so big and old with your own eyes
>>220940123It's not, and that's why you have to show your hideous demented fetish for poop dick to others, because you're mentally unwell.
>>220939854try looking in the mirror aha
lol why is a yank replying to me? Filthy animal
>>220940124nobody wants to fight a war though, unless they can stage an invasion of our land theres absolutely no chance you can motivate us to go fight for people who have fucked us our entire lives
no idea why I unfiltered the dutch but back on the list it goes
>>220940106maybe like afghanistan or iraq type of war, but not like the fantasy video game war everyone's rooting for where you wander an apocalyptic landscape shooting at feral gangs and eating expired tinned food with your buddies
Happy St George’s Day, a day plastic patriots and racists ignore the fact that St George was a migrant worker from and in the Middle East who they’d ban from a UK he never visited anyway.
dick destroyer
>>220940105What’s the key for? She into male chastity?
give the incels single mums to look after. your salary should pay for her way of life
>>220940203You're gone mate what are you even trying to say
>>220940189You seen what drones powered by ai can do? We’re looking at a terminator future
Being a single busy mum must be the hardest job in the world.
>>220940193>May I interest you gents in some woke slop sponsored by Meta???
>>220940211It’s a fetish, a kink The man’s dick gets locked into a tube and the woman holds the key. Sometimes on a chain around her neck. Prevents him from whacking off or cheating on her, makes him hornier and more devoted to her. She holds the key to his release
>>220940248You really want to be a cuck or tranny huh? That's your decision but it's a bad move partner
On this day in 1348, Edward had celebrated the great victory at Crécy by initiating the Order of the Garter, inviting 25 knights to sit with him and form an order of chivalry, with St George as patron. And as the mighty king sat down at Windsor with the bravest men in the kingdom, one noble knight turned to him and said “Assskhuallly I think you’ll find St George was from Turkey, you moron, you idiot. I am very intelligent.”
>>220940256No, neither A cuck wants his wife shagging other menA tranny wants to be a womanChastity is more about building up your mojo for the woman in your life. I don’t practice it but I had a gf who wouldn’t let me get my underwear off until I’d got her off. That was hot. You feel incredibly frustrated but also full of this horny energy you know? And you’re directing it all at her instead of on some slag on a screen
>>220940219have seen they've made them start taking a 4k still image directly before detonation so you get super detailed still shots of the people before they get blown upsuch a grim world
>>220940258
>>220940237Gemmy
>>220940225thats why they need incel willies to shag
>>220940287Idk this sounds like she's the man in the relationship and you're the little submissive feminine partner asking mother for permission.
>>220940288Imagine being a teenager in some Russian backwater browsing the gore sites as teens are wont to do and seeing your own dad or older brother’s final moments captured in 4K
>>220940308kino
Good bush for my money
>>220940308Maybe they shouldn't have willingly signed up to go invade another country then
>>220940305All I can say is it made me fucking ravish her. You squeeze one out before you see your girl and she’s alright. You abstain and you want to be all over her. Try it
Changing rorkes paternity test on his wife's half black baby to say it's hisChanging rorkes ancestry results to say he descends from a windrush migrantRorke happily raising the mulatto as his own
Why do prolerunts walk so slowly?
Cargill needs you to invade Kharg island for the for fertiliser shipments
>>220940327said exactly the same to your mum last night !
>>220940344Rorke moving to Chinaman's knob
Nooo!
>>220939166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eukSFJdRC4
>>220940334I don't have a gf :(
what are some good low maintenance house plants for someone with adhd who forget to water than for weeks and then over waters in one week
>>220940393Maybe if you abstain from the screen ladies you’ll have the mojo to approach a nice looking girl in a bar?
The 'West Midlands' problem, as it were.
>>220940415Cactus :)>>220940416Not how is works
>>220940416There's no nice looking girls here man.
>>220940219no and i've never seen a terminator movie, but i just don't see an actual war like that happening. i mean why would there be, russia or china or whoever will be happy to just keep watching and nudging and psyoping us towards decay and slow collapse. a full on war carries the risk of revitalizing the west and that's the last thing they'd want
>>220940415beaucarnea
I love BritishersLove fish n chipLove brit popLove Oswald Love EnochLove Dylan Thomas Hate wogs
it's mehiI'm the virginit's me
Don't have to be rude about it hpmh
We just got rolled in a low rank comp game by a couple of tranny smurfs, so I said 'they will never be women' and got suspended lmfao
>>220940605You were right, and no woman has ever played whatever edgelord game you're playing.
>>220940371gentlemen's relish sounds like something on the menu at a victorian brothel
sexy pigling
>>220940650thought it was a cake
I hope you all enjoyed my joke about Paul Chuckle last night x
>>220940327cherry laurel all the way
Thought it was Wednesday there for a second but thankfully it's Thursday
Sir Mini Mart
>>220939375>bent pyramid No wonder it appealed to you. Woofter
>>220939609Thats just how northerners are
>>220940804repost from 30 minutes ago
>>220940650looks like it would be from australian abos, which is interesting because it predates any significant european influence on indigenous style or technology
>>220939726>sheCome on now
good evening lads hope youre all having a beautiful incel day
>>220940371I buy this at Christmas need to get some more. Its perfect for hangovers.
Men don't look good trying to force themselves into resembling an alt girl or a girl with tattoos. If you're going to trans, skinwalk skin walk girls that brush their teeth and bathe at least.
>>220940861I've had incellier
racist aussies be like"im going rorke-o"
>>220940861 can you explain what this >>220940899 means
>>220940908He going rorke, can't you read?
still in bed, was supposed to be at work at 8
im going rorkeo so leave me alone
sometimes the morning after a night of drinking i happen to have involuntary water poosthank god im still at home and not on the train yetcould have been a smelly one indeed
>>220940897Battersea power station?
hahasent from my blackberry
i get older, they stay the same age but i work in a hospice
eye test today. hope they dont see a massive brain tumor at the back of my eye and im dead in 3 weeks like that one girl
rocked back from electric avenue they said they didn't know you
>>220940942Still bretty gud even if it's facebook tier
rapeit's rapetastic!
Shemp Howard's real name was Samuel Horwitz. His mother had trouble pronouncing Shmuel (Samuel in Yiddish), so she called him Shemp. He enjoyed a successful comedy career outside of The Three Stooges, starring in numerous shorts and features with other comedy legends like Abbott and Costello and (future stooge) Joe Besser.
>>220940804well see the thing is actually this is awesome
>>220940951Would be a bit rubbish wouldnt it
>>220940964Looks like Lenny McLean with more hair
>>220940957quite like dad humour tbqh
why did people randomly start saying kyiv instead of kiev, just makes them look retarded
>>220941049screamingggg
>>220941065Kiev is the Russian nameKyiv is the Ukrainian name
>>220940951last eye test i had they didn't know if i had a spot at the back of my eye or cancer so they told me to get it checked at the hospital. i didnt
>>220941102Both are in English.. god you nafobots are dumb and gullible
>>220940942its iran
>>220940951One time I went for a check at the dentist and they told me that one of my top wisdom teeth has somehow turned around inside my mouth and was heading the wrong direction Can feel it as a little lump in the roof of my mouthIt would be quite dangerous to remove it and since it's not moving quickly they've just left it there
>>220941049you syupid moron
another bloody scorcher out there corr it lush
grrr i cba. but i must go on
Sick of waking up every morning and straight away almost shitting myself SICK OF IT. need my arse fixed
noooo you cant dead name the kyiv
>>220941216That's a sign of a healthy digestive system mate
>>220941178onke
they're giving me more work at work so i will be leaving
if you are not voting restore, why?
>>220941254they told me i couldn't
the satanic sex trannies
>>220941254I'm voting Reclaim Uk
Sir Manic Sexpest
Willies, bums, fannies.. it's all just sex sex sex with you lot isn't it
>>220941266onke
not bloody dogberg casting his rancid winnets about my sleeping quarters
>>220941254
black swans are so kino
>>220941308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeIYpNOEnUw
>>220941254refuse to vote for any zionist slavesshall be drawing a big todger on my vote
>>220941291yakubian hobgoblin
having a headache again
I am currently enjoying a Muller Rice (strawberry flavour) and a black coffee
>>220941336good man
'arry Kane
How tf do socks get everywhere
if your last names goodman does that mean one of your ancestors did something really good
>>220941336Drawing a knob on the ballot? Give this cobber Aussie citizenship.
>>220941361it means they were vile jews
>>220941361It's all good, man
what if your name is johnny shitforbrains what does it mean
>>220941368But enough about Hitler's family
if you're too young to remember going to woolies after school and getting a pick n mix then fuck off yeh
>>220941368huh, now that saul goodman line makes even more sense
the trick is to listen to holst's jupiter and then the terminator theme straight after it
>>220941383come home hwite man
>>220941383What's pick n mix then uncle
>>220941162>why did people randomly>brings up nafoDead zigger storage is that way
Finnne I'll Google it
Dolly Mixture for me
>>220941383fuck off zoomie they had woolies in 2009. if you didnt play the first pokemons on release you can fuck off yeah
maybe i blow my head off
>>220941464~ working nine to five, what a way to make a livin!
>>220941466if you were sentient before the year 2000 you're geriatric
Giz a sniff Emma.
nigga gon google that thang
>>220941472No you don't. You have to stay here with us
>>220941478nobody born after 2000 is sentient
>>220941466I got the original version of Silver imported from the US, so I had it six months before everyone else at school :)
>>220941481ayo cuh tripin on candee blud blud hongry
it's ok to admit you never experienced kino
might watch a rara kudou JAV video and stroke me wiener
for me it was beyblades at lunch time
if you didn't use an intel 8086 then fuck off m8
>>220941500This reference i do know. That's John Lenin
>>220941500
>>220941500top of the poos
>>220941487everyone throughout the entire history of humanity says this but we're still carrying on
>>220941254They're reactionary christardsWe need revolutionary, pan-Aryan National Socialism based on the ideals of Hitler, Mosley, Yockey and Pierce.
Good morning to my fellow layabouts and dossersWishing you all a blessed day
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