Stained Glass edition
>top of the poosSCREAM
>>220941532were they doing promiscuous sex? :|
>>220941532dogberg absolutely claating that bitches' bedspaceshe'll have to sleep around it the cheeky bugger
Rorke's dad crying over how good Cadbury chocolate used to be
I'm a dosser. Always dossin about.
the big bergs
another day of doomscrolling I guess…
https://youtu.be/3BIhpxZVWpE
>>220941532LOOOONGAGOOOOOOWHEN MAAAAN WAS KIIINGHIS HEART WAS CLEAAAANNOW HE'S STAINED CLASSTIIIIMEHAS TOUUUUUCHEDEACH UUUUUNTOUCHED THIIIINGSO NOOOOWHE'S JUUUUSTA STAAAAAINED CLASS KIIING
big berg big bergwhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna dowhen the gas gets you
AI rorke
rorke's motor
>>220941500i re-watched labyrinth the other day for the first time since i was a kid
Sir Parsnip Carrot
it's called Oasis because it makes you thirstier the more you drink itlike in a desert, or something
>>220941556My dad doesn't like Cadbury eggs but he loves Reese's cups
>>220941549The next Tory proim ministah
>>220941589more like poOasis
and the small berg
any of you lads played kerbl space programwant to launch little green fellers into space but know nothing about physics or any of that
need to buy antifungal cream. thanks x
>>220941596
https://science.nasa.gov/specials/your-name-in-landsat/
Most of y’all ain’t ever killed a man
>>220941605also had to do that this week are you watching me
>>220941612
>>220941591What does he think of Hershey's?
>>220941622get the ox bow lakes formed
>>220941603Accelerate them at light speed
if cyclists are going to ride on the road when there is a cycle path next to it you should be allowed to push them off
>Er, ackchually, I do get to decide who's white as my 8x-Great-Grandaddy was Obadiah Biggleswade III and he was on the Mayflower, the most famous ship in the world
palantir drone outside my window just took a flash photo of me sucking my own cock then flew away
>>220941609blud wearing an oven mitt on his head
>>220941640good postlikewise when you're a pedestrian and someone comes jogging down the middle of the path and expects you to moveyou should be allowed to heem them into oncoming traffic
>>220941646Did it see your micro penis?
my name is john penis
>>220941646
>>220941660HOWLING
>>220941633okay x yay x
having sex irl really improved the realism in my sex dreams
Sliding my sockbergs on right about now
>>220941685my first few times having sex were followed by a year-long dry spell that drove me nigh insane
>>220941660now HOW is a nigga gonna suck his own micropenis?didn't think that one through did you
>>220941609percocet molly percocet
rorke watching master and commander and fantasising about murdering frenchmen and colonising paradiseleftymong watching mastering amanda, the feminist remake in which an all-female crew mutiny against amanda devilbitch the evil captainess and set sail for the isle of nomen
oh ladsoh dearhow am i ever going to fix my tragic lifeoh dear
>>220941570tigers are so gorgeous. i always loved that scene in red dragon and hannibal where the psycho guy takes the girl to the zoo to pet the sedated tiger. best date idea tbqh
>>220941717scroooom
>>220941685love having lucid sex dreams always end up fucking women with huge gigantic ghetto nigger asses because they barely exist here
lost my virginity late (21) but never really stopped shagging since then
>>220941724redo this post as a haiku please lad x
>>220941722grow up, youre not funny
>>220941724get a driver's licence, get a job, rent a room somewhere away from your parents. sorted.You won't do any of this of course because you're too afraid.
whatever happened to averytinyleaf?
>>220941746ktim
>>220941736吾兄吾弟兮生之悲何補補之不可兮
>>220941746> get a driver's licenceAlready have one>get a jobTried. Cant.>rent a room somewhere away from your parentsCan’t do that don’t have any money
>>220941640Roads have existed long before the invention of the car, you dont own the road just because you own a runtmobile
31 with no drivers license and life is goodI live in the great city of Sydney you see
>grow up, youre not funny
>>220941717I got this >>220941746I really need to move out innit
lots of misguided negativity in this thread
>>220941766my mumberg is 56 and has no drivers license
It’s St. George’s Day TODAY.
>>220941767hes done you
>>220941783is she fitever thougt about shagging her
ching Chong bing bong
>>220941785>hes done you>hesnice try lol
>>220941763>get a job>Tried. Cant.remove all references to education from your CV and apply to work at tesco or some other supermarché don't rent a room away from your parents though that's a terrible idea, keep saving up
grow up poster claims another victimwho will stop this beast
>>220941784If someone offered me a million billion pounds to correctly state the month each home nation's patron saint's day falls in, with a buffer of a month either side of each guess, I am 100% certain I couldn't do it.
>>220941784Fuck england and christianity
>>220941802i think you need to see a doctor, young man
>>220941798(my ccp espionage microchip malfunctions and floods my veins with cyanide)
current mental stateit not good lads x
>>220941803assumes his parents won't be taking dig money. Many a modern boomer sees their adult finally getting off is smelly arse to work and thinks hmm yes I think I am owed that money actually.
>>220941746>get a car (money down the drain)>rent (money down the drain)excellent advice mate
>>220941765Cars do own the road though. Even the smallest shittest car beats any Lycra faggot on their bicycle
Going to buy lube at the coop at 10am me
https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2047021050949517463
>>220941803I’ve literally had an interview at Tesco and I failed it. The only other supermarket near me is Waitrose and they didn’t offer me an interview
>>220941840Never seen a happy person in a car. Miserable, fat, old women driving to work listening to your miserable spotify playlist and radio 2. Depressed runts stuck in traffic.
>>220941836my parents are the opposite of this they just give me money and buy me loads of stuff
well yeah if you've applied to 2 jobs with no success I'd call it a day there mate
>>220941861bros never experienced a summer drive to the beach with the window down clearly
>>220941836well it would definitely be less than renting >>220941854try againlook for more jobsgo around handing out CVsor are you one of those mongs who just wants to complain and not actually do anything about it
>Going to buy lube at the coop at 10am me
>go around handing out CVsalri grandad
why should i have to do humiliation rituals to look for a job they should come to me, they need me more than i need them
>>220941888>go around handing out your cvRetard advice, hasnt been a thing for decades now. Go in to any place of business and some fat middle aged receptionist will tell you to apply on the website. Its not 1976 anymore grandad
>>220941888> go around handing out CVsOh my days unc
im glad zoomers arent getting hired, theyre fucking mongs
A firm hanshake is all it takes to get hired, you just need to get your fat arse out of bed hippie.
>>220941918>>220941934I'm 22you joke but I got a job doing this in 2023 literally on the first day of doing itjust go to smaller shops and family businesses not giant chains
>>220941912Fr I’ve always thought this
wickedwickedjungle is massive
any mental health in the gutter man in
>I’m 22
>>220941970scming
>>220941949Good job lad. Keep working hard
If you have bad mental health literally just go and sunbathe and try to talk to a few strangers to brighten your day
just lie on your cv and put in previous employers who have since gone under. Cant get a reference from a company that doesnt exist anymore. If agencies anf toilberg dont play by the rules, why should you?
We need revolutionary, pan-Aryan National Socialism based on the ideals of Hitler, Mosley, Yockey and Pierce, for a White world.
>omg just like go and get some sun and talk to some peeps ull feel better!actual woman advice
>>220942010might be woman advice but it works
seen this horse image on reddit just now I'll post it here for mousey he likes that sort of thing he'll see it when he wakes up
>>220942016Talk to who then fuckinf retard? Talk to who go on tell me
hope every zoomer never gets a job and dies of depression you freaks deserve nothing
>>220941763>Tried. Cant.retardthere are jobs you can fall into because they take literally anyone with a driving licencego and be a delivery driver (not just for uber, some other companies hire aswell like milkmen)
business idea: just be happy
Oh so hot no time to take a rest!At the top there's no room for second best! Real strong, got me some security!Hey, I'm a big smash, I'm goin' for infinity, yeah!
>>220942039a bloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgH3B49_E4
>>220942039literally any human being on earth just go to a pub when a footy game's on or something
ah yes the milkman job, would be a nice career change from top hat salesman
currently outside in the sun ("sunbathing") and talking to a few strangers (/brit/) and i dont feel better
what if i got my bum out
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Storage Wars icon Darrell Sheets
>milkmandidn't know the thread had a time portal back to the 1970s
>>220942064You don’t live in the real world
my job? i drive
>>220942087you're beyond saving
>>220942072mhm
>go around handing out CVs>milkmanThis thread really is just boomers isn’t it fuck sake ahaha
the reason why you all find it so difficult to talk to strangers is because you dress like a slob and you dont look approachable and you look deranged and desperate
>>220942077there's no sun out lad. take your medicines
>>220942087not really you just cant imagine a world where you are the type of person that can go and talk to a random
>>220942078then it's getting spanked naughty boys get their bums spanked
>>220942045You have to understand, these sorts of lads don't actually want to be employed. They're deeply afraid of being seen, of having to work, of being made to leave their comfort zone.They make these muted, lukewarm 'efforts' at getting a job but it's nothing more than the sort of frustrated thrashing about one comes to expect from lads with learned helplessness. The real goal is for some omnipotent caregiver (be it their neglectful parents or the state or some hapless lad responding to them online) to believe their pathetic attemts, see that they "aren't working" and then swoop in and save them from themselves. To tell them that it really /is/ too hopeless for them and thus grant them exemption from effort any effort toward anything, forevermore.
>>220942098HowIf you aren’t a 10/10 the only strangers who are willing to properly engage in a conversation will be pensioners and why the fuck do I want to talk to them
Might get into cattle rustling
>>220942074>>220942084they've turned into premium shite for poshos like ocadohttps://themodernmilkman.co.uk/https://www.mcqueensdairies.co.uk/milkman-near-me/https://www.milkandmore.co.uk/https://www.creamline.co.uk/source: i work for one of these companies delivering milk (not telling which x)
jelqing and grunting in the front passenger seat of a pakistani uber
>there's a milkman in the thread
>>220942131see >>220942127
Got the sludge metal on
okay yeah I have terrible social anxiety and I struggle to hold a face to face conversation with my family members so yes I am hopeless when it comes to an interview
this looksmaxxing mindvirus has absolutely destroyed zoomers they genuinely believe they're alone and a virgin because theyre not 6'4 and have a square jaw lmfao they deranged
Todays eats:>breakfastNothing>lunchBanana>dinnerTin of tuna on toast
>>220942192niga eating like a homeless cartoon cat
>>220942169Atta boy. Which band
Gymskin Aura Pump Playlist
>>220941598
>>220942156bet you'd like to milk a man you gaybo
meat with bones and all the connective tissue etc tastes 100x better but its not very fun having to chew around the bone with every chunk of meat
jobless virgins make me sick to my core
got my birkenstocks onmight mince my way into an m&s
>>220942205hmmmm I think I recognise that placeis it Aoshima island?
>>220942200s
aussie sperg flooding the thread with unfunny shite with no replies again
he said at 10:15AM on a thursday
>>220942205MRAAAAAAA
https://x.com/AmbJapanUK/status/2047231020345249886
>>220942104threads full of people that unironically say good heavens and jiminy crickets
>>220942217r they cute
>>220942217how about employed virgins and jobless shaggers
realized ive started groaning getting up ffs its so over
can’t even imagine how disappointed my mum is in how I turned out
>>220942201Grief
>>220942224Apparently all the cats are inbred>an estimated third of them are battling illnesses, including blindness and respiratory diseases, caused by decades of inbreedinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoshima,_Ehime
>>220941749cute bum
>>220942228
Want to get one of those Japanese toilets in my house but they all cost my entire monthly paycheck
wish i were an australian who doesnt take anything seriously, just some goofball in his thongs that has a sticker bombed trash can (everyone on his street has sticker on theirs why wouldnt you?)
yall lowkey sleepin on minecraft porn
>>220942270>paycheckFOY
>>220942258I'll check them out. Didn't know you liked metal nz anon. Very nice
https://en.eigamura.com/show/gomon/
millennials are absolutely obsessed with zoomers shits weird af
>>220942270Want to get one of those Japanese gfs in my house but they all cost my entire annual paycheck
yeeeehaw im a fucking cowboy aaaaayyyyyyeeeee
English is such an unsexy language. Yes madam manoeuvre your rear hind in the hydrogen particles
>>220942248yeah all fine x
>>220942289nothing to obsess over, zaydon. you're a failed generation
LOVE GIRLS
>>220942273blud is a blockosexual
>>220942309KAMATE KAMATE HAHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i LOVE ausposters
>>220942329screkeamibf
what job is there where you don’t have to intereact with anyone even to get the job I thought Amazon delivery driver might be good because there is no interview
>>220942323Kek
>>220942324pictured: a man
>>220942319obsessed melty
>>220942329aussies love making fun of indigenous people. Evil brother of nz
>>220942289zoomers are indescribably mentally ill tbf but most millennial grievances with them just seem like them imagining a ridiculously stereotypical broccoli haired 2017 zoomer and getting mad over it for no reason
>>220942329>>220942309love when new zealanders do their little dance before getting destroyed in real sports
>>220942329LOL
>>220942355thats you done
I got some sunlight and I talked to someone. My bank account is now no longer in the red thanks for the advice ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4blgF8tg7bIthe watch
>>220942359thata true though lol
>>220942329ascgyuwioerg
zoomers be like "my mental health is not bussin fr no cap" *cries a bit*
milk boobhttps://i.4cdn.org/biz/1776923581852268.webm
in the back of the 'berwhere am I going haha x
>state an objective fact that english is shit>you are.. BROWN!dunno why this is
>>220942359well the broccoli hair thing lasted well over 5 years because zoomers are mentally stunted they like to still think theyre teenagers despite fast approaching 26 this year
millenails do be ending every post with lol
>>220942356>do "war dance" before sports game>other team responds>REE FINE THEM THEY ARE DISRESPECTING OUR CULTUREkek
Really don't get the appeal of gymskinSome bloke in his 30's walking around complaining about his coffee being burnt?Yeah yeah I've seen le wholesome videos of the "gentle giant" top 10 respect moments personality he's trying to curate but it all seems so artificial So what is the appeal?
it's so hard to find second hand PS2 games for sale that aren't scratched
You’re lucky I can’t reach through the computer and get you
>>220942278We're all living in Amerika
>>220942361being a white boy doing the haka must feel insane
>>220941532Happy St. George's day.It's also my birthday.
>>220942400That's my wank material sorted then isn't it
>>220942411alri millennial
>>220942412You ever notice that nurses are all overweight or obese and doctors are always slim and trim?what's all that about
>>220942400she is 14 you sick fuck
>>220942422>It's also my birthday.Alri Shakespeare
>>220942413hes based
>>220942412remember how much they were seething over this
>>220942413you burnt the bean didn't you rorke
>>220942408not exactly disproving my point here are you lad x
>>220942400my first thought was that her waist is too thin and id prefer if she had some pudge i could squish. i blame this site for making me this way
>>220942417Run around on the hot coals for a while Sabrina.
>>220942422bros from botswana
>>220942446shes built like wallace wtf
>>220942413most obvious industry plant, pops up out of nowhere refuses to share his real name age or anything starts getting promoted relentlessly and signing million £ contracts, nowt authentic about that fella
Remember floppy disks? Those were a cool piece of kit
>>220942361If the Kiwis are going to do the haka then other teams should do something equivalent. Like sing a patriotic song or something.
>>220942440how could england insult the culture of the people they conquered?
how hard do you think it will be to get a £5k loan without a job and without a credit score
>>220942477Got anything floppy and black for us lub
>>220942473looks like shes got 2 bald gnomes in a headlock
>>220942205ktim ticked off about everything
millennial melty
Mental how you lot think anyone in nz is offended by anything. We’re an isolated people, we don’t really give a shit about anything but good food and beer
>>220942479get the parklife sung
>>220942485um... guys... i think i just saw a G-G-G-GHOST!!!!
>>220942440>>220942480england battered them in that match as well. The anti-haka triangle mindraped them beyond repair
>>220942479the americans just clap for their cute little dance and then one of the players hit a casual 3 point shot before beating them by almost 30
good foodgood beerdisrespecting the haka
new creps
>>220942501cuuuuuuuuute
>>220942513*grabs you by the ghoulies*
>>220942505Flight of the Conchords has aged poorly
>>220942412>>220942440>>220942480I looked it up, apparently responding to the haka is fine, but England's offence was crossing the half way line during the haka
>>220942329SCREAMING
>>220942505we invented pavolva
>>220942505You live in paradise. I would trade places with you in a heartbeat, if I could stay white and male
Just bought PragmataLibtards BTFO
>>220942513yikes scoob
>>220942527Never even listened to them mate. More international appeal than local appeal
>>220942536prety fun game that
>>220942477dadberg used to buy pirated games that came split between loads of floppy disks to install. swear some of them had 7 disks to switch out during the install
>>220942536Nonce
>>220942527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs
KILL JEW PEELANDERS
any aussie willing to marry me so i can get residency? willing to carry out any sexual favour requested.
Blogposting but just trying to play it off like 'top kek I'm rorke so it's on-topic' is it
>>220942534Pavlova is shite desu
i'm the mother flippin rhymenocerous
>>220942560not even joking lad i would marry ya, but do i get /brit/ish shitizenshit?
>>220942563blogposting is on topicanything other than politics is on topic
>>220942566shut it cody, not in the mood today
>>220942560how wide can your bunghole stretch
>>220942536mad how all the anime pfp nonces are so defensive over this obvious pedo game>noooo the reason the child in the game has her feet out is because she has to connect through the ground righto nonce
Crude and quite frankly dangerous posts being made
>>220942587>pedoFOY
>>220942579if you choose to proceed you will indeed concedecuz i hit you with my flow, the wild rhino stampede
>>220942546can you play it one handed?
Antisemitism on the rise in /brit/
>>220942439Why exactly>>220942475You can actually find his name and age pretty easily on companies house not sure how the "he's actually 22" meme startedhttps://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/16227422/officers
>>220942587what is sexual about a little girls feet exactly mate?
>>220942622funny
>>220942613drop that shoulder
>>220942623dont want to say>>220942633>>220942622cute and funny
>>220942622silly berg
>>220942591i'll fucking gut ya and then wear your skin as a meat coat
got a tummy ache
>>220941532Saint Chad
>>220942623not sure but the anime pfp (pedos) seem strangely defensive over it, must just be the robot aspect i suppose
>>220942651>'MERCIA!
they do be telling on themselves
>>220942329neoliberal bulls should have erased them all off the planet and human memorywhat a vile culture
when i lost my v plates i thought dick in pussy would be the peak of the experience but t b h w y lads getting sucked off felt loads better
>>220942611>england flag on lawnmowerGammon absolutely desperate to get home to watch his beloved GB News
>>220942651>anglos were brainwashed christians this early grim
>>220942623It's like with most anti-gays secretely taking it up the arse. So-called paedo hunters need to be locked up.
wonder if there will ever be a season 3 of haruhi
>>220942680opposite for me could barely feel the blowjob think my antidepressants broke my willy
>>220942698still waiting for rozen maiden to finish
>Reports show that roughly 95-96% of NFT collections from the 2022 era now have a market value of zero.what was up with that shit
Lost my phone. Can someone give it a call? 0212679432
>>220942680see i've never had sex and when I'm watching pornography I always skip the blowjay parts as they do nothing for me. The vagina still holds much allure for me
rorke getting devoured alive by a lynx while out picking mushrooms
>>220942718bizarre self destructive behaviour if this is actually your number
>>220942731>AI thumbnail>video a smidge over 10:00 minslovely bit of sloptent there let me gobble that right up gobble gobble
>>220942731pangpang choking one out with her bare claws and spitroasting it
>>220942680nah never liked blowies me makes me wonder if the girls I've had them from have just been shit or if im a freak
>>220942714Middle-class people trying to escape the sinking ship of capitalism by throwing a hail mary. They know they are utterly fucked and thought this was their last hope to build generational wealth after crypto.
New>>220939400>>220939400>>220939400>>220939400
everyone older than me is a dinosaur unc and everyone younger than me is a naive retard
>>220942748is there a cat version of a dingo
>>220942714crypto bros are retarded jeets
>>220942678holy shit zeidcuck not defending his fellow brown untermensch?
Thanks for the calls, found it <3
>>220942743>a smidge over 10:00Not really though is it you fucking mong prick
>>220942773no but i heard wild housecats here are slowly evolving into big cats, they have no predators so they are becoming giant
got the troll face song stuck in my head
that's not the new
>>220942829>>220942829>>220942829
>>220942581not terribly relevant in this case is it brucie
