Sara Lee chocolate gateau edition
Source tells me Charlie is stable. Please god.
finna boil some eggs for 7 minutes
stop it im trying to lose weight grrrr
>>220949622cor
>>220949644I steam mine the shell comes off easier
people always bring cakes into work but i never have any because i don't want to be in anyone's debt
>>220949644how many egg
Which would be more welcome in /brit/? Poleaboo or Meghan Markle smeared in dog shit
>>220949662posh cunt i'd no joke lay you out flat if we met irl don't let me ever catch you in wollongong
>>220949662Woke nonsense
>>220949622I'm already fat enough
>>220949662with what device
You should have 4-6 eggs per day
>>220949668I like it when female colleagues bring in food they made because I can pretend they made it for me with love
going to try using nail clippers todaytried once before didnt understand how they worked
>>220949662Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed eggs despite the fact that they are obviously boiled.
>>220949680*emmayank enthusiastically raises his hand for the second one*
these desperados are going straight to my head~
>I steam mine the shell comes off easier
Rorke having a lie down
Air fryer hard boiled eggs
>>220949703Pot with a metal steamer on top, it’s easy because you just take the top bit off with the eggs when you’re done don’t have to fish them out. Also they never break like sometimes boiling
MY office, NOW
>>220949705im boiling two right now
>>220949679six but i'm probably only gonna have two now
I like my eggs raw. Just slurping em up with a touch of salt because I'm not an animal.
>>220949760Eggs and orange juice and bam you got all the vitamins and minerals in existence
>>220949781One time I did that with 12 eggs and felt horrible so now I don’t do that anymore
>>220949781stick to the wheels of brie mate
rorke's eggs getting stolen by foxes and magpies
We at /brit/ eschew religion in favour of numerology and horoscopes
rowke >.<
holy shite. i thought this was just a meme or overreaction.
>>220949787I think there's not enough calcium in eggs so you need to eat the shell
hi everyone
>>220949821What are you rolling your eyes for Joey? You look like Stevie Wonder.
>>220949836>>220949860/britfeel/ would love these
wish I could remove the word incel from the normoid vocabulary
>>220949893I've literally never heard anyone say it IRL
>>220949893They'd just call you a virgin instead
>>220949860Came out that this lazy freeloading cunt had his carer with him at all times and demanded Waitrose also cover his wages as well
The idea of being a Brit in the 2000's gives me anemoia>Pre-austerity social services>Pints with the lads, slagging off Chelsea >Karl Pilkington on the radio>David Tennant as The Doctor >Warhammer was cheap>Heroin was cheap>New wonders, eg the London Eye and the Eden Project>The Troubles were over>Almost no one knew who James fucking Corden was
>>220949901they think incel is a substitute for misogynist and that's what annoys me
rorke getting arrested for posting "sir queer bummer"
>>220949868what a dumb cunt
>>220949906>>David Tennant as The Doctorwe're Capaldi stans now
>>220949893>normoidYou nave NO POWER, incel. You never even leave your rancid bedroom.>>220949915Getting all annoyed stinking up your bedroom LMAO!
>>220949868NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>220949860
>>220949915it isyou need to get a clue if you're self-identifying as an incel and getting upset over this
>>220949906feel like I'm being bamboozled with a copypasta but yes, life was definitely good back then
>>220949930I like Capaldi, but Tennant really glued the reival together. As long as we both agree that Matt Smith was ass we can be friends.
>>220949943Acrimblinf
>>220949943fucking howling
>>220949915incel = misogynist + virgin
>>220949932nigga using punctuationscream
yea im an incel and its hell i should be in a cell but oh well they can't tell me from my own self
>>220949957no i will not agree to that
>>220949955as a zoomer i feel like things have just gotten worse every year i’ve been alive. GFC when I was a kid, then blumpf, then covid, now blumpf again
>>220949915Eeerm it kind of is soooo...
>>220949951it literally isn'ti've seen people call chris brown an incelit doesn't make sense
>>220949932getting certain OCD vibes from this post
>>220949860This story was the absolute definition of no good deed goes unpunished
everything alright?
Can I make the new?
>>220950012yeah only 230 more posts to go
>>220949993and yet you immediately understand exactly what they mean by it and still choose to autistically nitpick
rorke heaving and sobbing uncontrollably in the therapists office describing his trauma and feelings of rejection he endured as a child playing pass the parcel at his friend's birthday party
>>220949993you are an incelhe isn'tsorted
>>220950021sable island?
>>220950011no ive got this throbbing ache in my eyeball and it won't go away :/
heart rate is currently in the high 70s but that's because im drinking tea
right well i suppose i should think about getting up
>>220950027it's not autistically nitpicking though is itwhat if people started saying dog when they meant catit would be weird and wrong
these aren't my glasses
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
>>220950012youre not conscious btwyou still live with your parent btw
made a lad cry today and feel a bit bad about it
incel = involuntarily celibateend of
feel like if i’d gotten raped by at least a mildly attractive woman as a kid a lot of my psychological problems would have never manifested
>>220950057yeahuntil it isn't and it just becomes the new word for cat
henry cavill is an incel because he just fucking is okay
incelphobia is on the rise urgent action is needed
rorke crying about people misusing 'snowflake'
>>220950089in shell = crabend of
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live world snooker championship on TNT sports 1 my TV via sky stream in home …
i don't identify as an incel tho
>>220950094that's retarded
what the fuck are you pathetic fucking losers squabbling about
>>220950130living the dream
>>220950106He has a kid and is fucking with a model, he's fine in life
everybody jokes about it but I hate women for real I actually despise women and it's not a joke
>>220950154they won't sleep with you because of your ugly face and shit personality yes we know
>>220950139it's called semantic shift INCEL it's how language works'awful' used to mean awe inspiring now it means very bad
>>220950150until they kick him out in a couple of years time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNhL31yIpk
Henry Cavill should be inspo. He's a chud who likes stupid fucking kids' comics and games, yet he's a multi-millionaire, widely considered one of the hottest men alive, and has a loving family. If you, too, would work out a lot and selectively dehydrate, maybe you could cease your inceldom.
>>220950154Life becomes a lot easier when you realize that a good 80% of the population (including all women) or so doesn’t have a soul and is really more like an animal rather than a human. you can’t take anything they say or do seriously
>>220949988Yeah its all properly fucked.My zoomer brother started uni right at the beginning of the pandemic. Graduated but the experience was a bit shit for him and all his mates :/
>>220950163never pursued a woman in my life (as I hate them)
>>220950141not everyone can be chad bruh
free palestinejk dont really care just wanted to fit in with the femoids
gfberg is more touchy feely with her mates than she is with mewhy are women such lezzers
luv when a house song has really obvious sidechain compression
>>220950192ktim when I was 15
>>220950213summing to do with monkeys
>>220950222no you don'tbe quiet
Israelis seeing "free palestine" and thinking it's the price tag
>>220950213
what is the scientific explanation for redditors being the way they are
>>220950199yeah nothing to do with the fact that you know you'd get rejected
>>220950192Very Jewish post
>>220950213It's their natural state
>>220950254autism
only got 1 hug from colleagues today, I'm slipping
canadian men <3
If you ever actually talked with women rather than viewing every single interaction as merely a path to have sex you'd realise most women are actually just normal people.
>>220950192Unfortunate how true this is
>>220950256that is correct
despite the best efforts of normgroids to turn me philosemitic with their incessant third worldism and reddit criticism of alleged Israeli fascism I remain clear eyed to the threat of world jewry
>>220950254spending all their formative years online instead of with actual people
>being brown, thats your culture?
>>220950254
>>220950272interacting with women lowers my opinion of themwhen i'm not reminded what they're like i quite like them
owner of a lonely fart
watching 9/11 videos and reckon i would've been killed if i'd been on the floor the plane hit
Toil doneOff homeBurritos for tea (two of them)
>>220950312Tie some shirts together and rappel down mate.
mad how much the Duke of Wellington looks like Stephen Dillaneliterally clones
>>220950312I wouldn’t have been on that floor because I don’t live in New York
Leftypol going dogging in his honda jazz
sarah cox sex arse
>>220950312i would leap out the window and into the cockpit and hide while the explosion happened then crawl out of the wreckage and slide down to the bottom floor on the wing
why did I get that fucking meme degree I'm so fuckimg stupid I work retail now and will be killing myself imminently
>>2209503129/11 was faked, there were never any towers there
>>220950321Sir Black Wife
>>220950321That guy that played him in Sharpe is pretty similarly looking tbf
>>220950321
>>220950327how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning
Still spooked that simpsons predicted 9/11
>>220950340ktimmerino
bruce is posting his twitter screenshots again I see
>>220950340what’d you study
Why are there so many Irish on British television?
>>220950079sup rapedie
>>220950377CS
>>220950367I predict that you won't die a virgin, because you're going to have a LOT of gay sex before that happens.
>>220950357irrelevant fucking post fuck off
>>220950397eurgh horrendous AWFUL yank post
>>220950357brilliant post. looks like a halo above him.
>>220950396rugpull of the century, they were pushing it so hard on everyone when i was in high school>guaranteed 6 figures out of uni!lmfao
>>220950380It's right fucking there, they don't have to travel far.
Uh oh the raped 67 melty
rorke
hi
Wish I thought of Quizlamic State. That's a pretty hard team name to beat.
>>220949622sexo
>>220950419crazy that france and belgium are closer to england than ireland is
you really realize how much the irish deserved it any time you interact with them. in fact cromwell didn’t go hard enough
>>220950447You should find a French woman and kiss her
role
>>220950450imagine ireland was fully populated with scots coorrrr
>>220950457die
used to be really fit but now I'm chubby, can't really be arsed to get fit again
53 year old raped manlet pedo is so desperate to be accepted by /brit/ that he pays for a pass so he can use a VPN o I am laffin
It's hard to comprehend how much better the world would be Germany won WW2.A 100% White Europe.No Israel.No vape shops and Turkish barbers on high streets.No obesity.Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humansNo LGBT.The Waffen-SS would've enacted TND in the 1950s.Valhalla-class space stations orbiting Jupiter and Saturn.
rorke be like
gay rape
>>220950455I chatted with a french girl I met on omegle a couple of times years ago. I wish I wasn't such a retard. She was pretty hot too.
>>220950481realistically the reich would have been torn apart by competing business interests and factional struggles
the sun is projecting the shadow of the handle of my window so it looks like a big banana cock
>>220950509This has been pre-bunked.
>>220950481*sends an anonymous tip that you're a jew and gets you sent to a death camp*
>>220950519scream
>>220950481They would've exterminated you too bucko
>>220950470Scots come from the Gaels of Ireland tho. Scotia is the name for Ireland in latin
>>220950476Hot if you're a woman, not if you're a dude
>>220950519corr get it up your arse
Mad how Christopher Hitchens was smart while Peter Hitchens is nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqq1aQ2tBrk
>It's hard to comprehend how much better the world would be Germany won WW2.>A 100% White Europe.>No Israel.>No vape shops and Turkish barbers on high streets.>No obesity.>Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humans>No LGBT.>The Waffen-SS would've enacted TND in the 1950s.>Valhalla-class space stations orbiting Jupiter and Saturn.
>>220950481the most jarring realization of my life was figuring out that the end of the world happened in 1945 and this is just a post-apocalyptic dystopia
gayboysayswhat
>>220950537retard
let me make one thing perfectly clear - I've got my bum out
when the seagulls start synchronisingweird
>>220950481counterpoint: you'd still be a stupendous virgin
>>220950544it's madder how he was clearly their mum's favourite
>the most jarring realization of my life was figuring out that the end of the world happened in 1945 and this is just a post-apocalyptic dystopia
>>220950564love em
what does gayboysayswhat mean?
just spoiled my dinner
>>220950576who?
>>220950588naughty boy
>>220950557Ad hominem
you hate drumpf because you think he’s hitler, i hate drumpf because i know he’s not
only gone and bit my fingernail in such a way that it's broken all down the side of my finger and is now very painfulfuck sake i am a prat
rorke ya fackin doughnut
>>220950602that's self harm. seek helphttps://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/feelings-symptoms-behaviours/behaviours/self-harm/getting-help/
writing in Hitler for every office on my midterm ballot
>>220950481>Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humansIn which case they'd kill you. Why are you wishing for your own death?
Rorke leaving the seat up
>>220950599fuck whatever this stupid thing is
>>220950564poo and cum seal
wahey got ya nose rorke
>>220950599rorke
>>220950481Regime probably would’ve liberalized over the next twenty years or so after the warAlso the colonization of eastern territories didn’t seem too realistic tbqhStill would’ve been better for Europe than the alternative
just seen rorke right click save as
>>220950598don’t care love Trump and still voting Reform
>>220950631i hate it to break it to you lad but he died>>220950651
>>220950651>>220950655Hmm...
>>220950651
everytime an anon posts his dick here it's smaller than mine
take it easy man
>>220950651bro has a xenomorph willy
strange willy that one
oh he is a big bergx
bigger than mine by at least an inch
>>220950651Cock mogs me
>>220950651>>220950655identical images
>>220950651leftypol's dinner
just been cockmogged
why does it look so angry
>>220950706it's trying to escape phimosis hell
>>220950680oh the berg be bergin' x
Any prats in?
>Every state school to be ordered to fly Union Flag and display portrait of the King if Reform win powerRorke doing the soyface at this
rorke and leftypol linked up
>>220950731more of a buffoon myself
mad that sometimes in the summer we literally produce excessive electricity and don't know what the fuck to do with it need to be investing in pumped hydro storage PRONTO
>[Deleted]What was it?
manifesto: build without investment, cut without hurting anyone, project power without any resources
that was gross
>>220950731more of a plonker, me
The Asian Fanny
>>220950731yh
>pratreminds me of this CLASSIC videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240
what would rorke and leftypol bond over?
>>220950817anime
the asian willy
>>220950817killing tarq
>>220950817wanking over black and white photos of dictators
God isn’t REAL you delusional spunkmuffins
>>220950817hating jews
>>220950785rodney
>>220950817love of children
wonder if that lad has been to the library to play chess recently
>>220950886>>220950886>>220950886New
hungarians at dinner time: "i'm here"
>>220950840Interesting developments…
right well that's absurdly early
>>220950923No it isn't
think anyones ever typed out a post with their willy?
driving all the way to Dundee with bare feet while gorging on toblerone
Aggressively peng skyTakes me back to earlier in the year where it was grey skies for like literally two months straight
do they still make that cold meat with the smiley face on it
Matricide is on the cards
>>220950941I have too much travel on my keys to even attempt it
>>220950941mine's too small it would get stuck in the cracks between the keys
fresh trim
>>220950941unable to accurately hit individual keys
>>220950960honestly mad that 99% of the grimness of this country comes from weather
>>220950905idgi
I can't go for that
had a wank to that american racoon skaters feet in the toilets in toil todayfeel its a new low for me
>>220950992oh my days
getting the slime rancher 2 on so I can ranch some slimes
tippies tomorrow
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXM60RwgnN8/muchy box deeee lad
>>220951041'kin 'ell catberg what're you like
>>220951034
>>220951011kek you cheeky bastard
so docile and tight
He's bought and is playing Slime Rancher 2 so please give him some attention
>>220951011your colleagues definitely knew. very hard to hide that post-wank smell.
>>220951060:3
wish I could drink milk without it giving me the shits
https://x.com/AmbJapanUK/status/2047231020345249886happy st george's day from the lad
>>220951083thoughts on the chelsea sacking last night?
>>220951101alri chinaman
Poo is quite normal today
>>220951034That evil wench is on the 'logue
>>220951110luv those little japs
The Welsh yearn for the retvrn of English rule
full figured and bubbly
>>220951137is she on a laptop screen?
>>220951110Can't stand this performative runt. If he weren't jap ambassador he wouldn't even touch a British product
>>220951132sup mouldie
merely printing more money doesn't by itself create inflation. that merely changes the denomination of currency from 0s, 00s, 000s etc. the actual pernicious impact of inflation is caused by the demand that capital produces future capital . that means the guilt lies with aspiration itself. it's having a pair of shoes and desiring a bike. having a bike and desiring a car. having a car and desiring a second car. having a home and desiring a bigger home. in a world of simplicity and replacement over lifestyle creep, you could build a factory to print cash 24/7 and it would not have any effect on the internal economy of that society
was woalking behind a lady and noticed her head movements to look out for traffic when crossing the road were identical to minedo you think crossing the road is a learned skill or just inherent to humans understanding of the world around them
new
>>220951199mi gud
>>220951186i'm of the opinion that allowing jaywalking encourages people to be more careful crossing the road.
>>220951186im rubbish at crossing roadstoo nervous
>>220951169miserable bastard. ambassadors to other countries should familiarise themselves with the culture of the country they're ambassador to, doesn't matter if it's a lifelong dream of his to live in england or not
teasing EW's nipples til she cums in her knickers
>>220951272>>220951272>>220951272
Why would anyone want AC4 remade when AC4 is right there?
少女
>>220950546Trvke
what's a ready meal from tesco that doesn't suck
>>220950251Giwtwm, one of the 9Ss (S stands for shota).
