SMTV live edition
really need some unsolicited blogposts right now
teasing cornwall's nipples until she cums her knickers xx
I LOVE the way the word "year" is said in a Welsh accent.>yerrrPure sex.
>>220951291needs modern AC controls/combat and it will be kino
mi look
sir liam rosenior mbe
you will not post the 少女
Wait a minute. I was told that brown people are the rapists in this country? I guess deporting brown people clearly isn't the solution to the problem of rapists, given that not all rapists are brown, and given that not all brown people are rapists.
seeing sex posts about sacked tranny makes me feel sick (because hes disgusting i mean)
>“The true mark of a civilised society is the respect it pays to minorities and to strangers,” he said. “The recent ghastly strife and anger over the Danish cartoons shows the danger that comes of our failure to listen and to respect what is precious and sacred to others. - King Charles 2006>“The vast majority of Muslims, though personally pious, are moderate in their politics. Theirs is the 'religion of the middle way'. The Prophet himself always disliked and feared extremism.” King Charles, Also 2006>“If there is much misunderstanding in the West about the nature of Islam, there is also much ignorance about the debt our own culture and civilisation owe to the Islamic world. - 2010
really hope we find out what actually happened to mh370 one daywould be kino if we have to wait decades until better technology can find the wreckage like how they only found the titanic in 1985
>>220951328>adamspaino!
>>220951328so leftypol is saying we should deport the gays too? that's what he's saying is it?
RIGHT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
>>220951328rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>220951183>merely printing more money doesn't by itself create inflation. that merely changes the denomination of currency from 0s, 00s, 000s etc. yeah how is thatg not inflationaryif the £100 in your bank account used to buy you your week's shop and now it won't because the value of your £100 has decreased ten fold that's inflation
>>220951328unprotected sex with underage boys AND23 year stay in a free exclusive accommodationthis guy's living the dream!
>>220951328put this nigga underneath the prison
watching the bear s01e06 ceres
>>220951380because the rate of change in the economy would be nil so the denomination would just represent the same as the previous one.
>>220951393mad how you saw your mum get fucked by a cronem
>give the presenter job to a woman>cancelled a few years later
By the grace of God, Britannia and Japan shall prevail.
leftypol turning a blind eye to the fact that they punish vigilante behaviour and let nonces and criminals run rampant
have always wanted to do gay stuff but shit like this >>220951328 scares me away from it, far too many nutters
>>220951427rorke mate PLEASE just have sex PLEASE this is getting ridiculous
im a little baby deer
>>220951469no you're not. you're a mentally ill tranny bender
it's not an immigrants problem rorkeypops, it's a men problem
>>220951484
>see, rorke? not all rapists are brown, some of them are gayrorke famously has no response to this
any football crazy chocolate mad man in?
>>220951423he won
any cantankerous layabouts in
>>220951552...yh
>>220951445would say i let between 40-50 men fuck me at uni during my bicurious phase and never once felt unsafe with any of them or had anything weird happen
I am Giselle Gewelle from Bleach. I am literally Gigi.We have the same blood, the same pulse, the same bones, the same muscle fibre, everything is the same.I look like her, I am her in personality.I would do exactly what she did. I like how she turned Bambi-chan into a zombie, I would do the same thing.I love how when she turns people into zombies, she does it out of kindness because it means that they don't have to think anymore, they don't have any worries anymore. They can just think of Gigi.They must be so happy because they're in that mindset where all they can think about is Gigi and making Gigi happy.And because I'm Gigi, I think I would really like to do that to other people to make them feel good and not have to worry about things anymore, because they would be thinking about me being Gigi.
need a shag
Why are the Welsh about to vote for deform? Didn't they get fucked the worst by Brexit?
>>220951445>>220951570>"Why are people homophobic?"
>>220951603
>>220951570nigga that wasn’t a phase that was an entire saga
>>220951603Might become gay
someone having a wee meltie
business idea: GTA game set somewhere other than wogsville, USA
My biggest phobia is getting dementia, but that's not funny so I have to say bees.
At least post a tight Asian Fanny
posted the ugly biofems again award
>>220951594they're not mateSinn Fein sweep
i love goth and emo women so much it's unreal
sir seal clubber
parents don't talk to me because I'm a failure, bit rude I didn't even do anything apart from not succeed in life
sir rosenior in line for the jobcentremmhmm he queueing xx
got broken up with after the first fucking date (1/2)
I admit that I dream of katie
when did cuckposting start here?
>>220951741fucking bitch (2/2)
mad how fire workers and ambulance workers are good and nice but police are all cunts
>>220951773me shooting my shot with the toilfu
Plotting a wank, to either Keira Knightly, Emma Watson, or Daisy Ridley...
>>220951790(2/2)
what's your favourite beatles album?
fuuckng poo SCREECHING
>>220951830please please me pour moi
So, everyone knows you guys have pretty some fucked up laws right now and stuff. But, what if you say "nigger" on an anonymous board, can you still go to jail? Even when it comes to public social media, if you say something like "immigrants are smelly and commit crimes", will they arrest you? Where's the line?
>>220951830listendo you wanna see my penisoo aa oodo you promise not to yellwoah oo woahhwanking
>>220951867why would either of those things be a crime
>>220951741indian man posting this to his blue checkmark misandrist twitter page and earning £1.27 in creator revenue share
>>220951820can i recommend are keira in the hole (2001)?
>>220951867well it's anonymous mate how would they know it was me
It's hard to comprehend how much better the world would be Germany won WW2.A 100% White Europe.No Israel.No vape shops and Turkish barbers on high streets.No obesity.Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humansNo LGBT.The Waffen-SS would've enacted TND in the 1950s.Valhalla-class space stations orbiting Jupiter and Saturn.
>>220951871I can save her
>>220951912hm yeah not a fan of this bradley
>>220951830the Best of the Beatles
>>220951765around lockdown when freaks started spamming shit like "sucking a nigger" and "blud got blacked"
i need sex and if it isnt given to me then i have no choice but to destroy society
need to know the horsebjorg status
>>220951912
>>220951871Brits cannot suffer with females like that.
>>220951867no matethe vast majority of those cases are people threatening serious crimes or joe bloggs posting on his public facebook account name attached for all to see and getting reportedno one gets in trouble for anonymous posts
the bbc posts originally started as an absurdist gimmick was actually pretty funny then the freaks got involved
sir scotty cameron ??
might replay postal 2
>>220952010nah ive been into bbc babecock/cuck/sissy porn for years and have sincerely meant every bbc post i ever made
>>220952010kwasis jungle bbc posts were good
can't summon the motivation to fix my shit life, just don't care really, it's over I've wasted my prime years can't get those back
My butt…IS TOO GOD DANG BIGGGGG
>>220952058scream
remember the first time i heard murmur by r.e.m., must have been about 20ish or so, 21didn't like it at the time, didn't really understand itnow it's one of my favourite albums
>>220952105oh he is not going to like thisnot one bit
Just went to the bog and there were little dots of dried blood on my undies. What’s that all about then eh?
>>220952149perhaps a piranha has bitten you
>>220952060and in your prime years you had a different excusejust excuses excuses excuses with you isn't it
>>220952105>cartoon pyjamas>pigtailsYeah I wonder why you like this
gfberg missed her period and i’ve been spaffing deep inside for about two months now pray for me bros
/brit/ cries out for the trannies to be posted
>was looking forward to having some pesto tonight>mumberg's only gone and made a bloody casserole living in this country is like having to commit to a shit meal tax once a week why must we eat such slop
VOTE PLAID
>>220952105>>220952207buy an ad
Buy my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>220952197dont worry, will come out black
>Turn on 'Look North' to see what's happening locally>'Good evening and Happy St George's Day! Do you still fly your England flags, or has it been tainted recently? Send your e-mails or phone this number...'It is relentless
>>220952221just be an adult and cook your own meals you feckless runt
>>220952094cant listen to music made by bendersjust think of them being bummed and cant focus on the music
Sir Lacerated Inner-Cheek Right Where My Impacted Wisdom Tooth Is Growing Out
>>220952264she’s not white + she’s racist though
baby you can black my arse
>>220952283that's a shame, the bent have made some fantastic music over the years
>>220952305>she’s not whitepang pang!
big nose ladies
>>220952305oh nvm then
If I was stupid enough to buy a newly purchased first home on a busy main road then that means someone else will be stupid enough to buy it. It will all be ok.
>>220952299Don't give a fuck. And the idea is for you to post a photo and then let us decide what your knighthood name should be. Dickhead.
>>220952336my dad's friend bought a house in Thamesmead in 2003 and since it has increased in price by... 15k
agreed to go play football with toil tomorrow, can't wear my rorke creps gotta buy some boots, too much choice
eggsbutterpotatoesbeefwhy it so lush
ate some weird mushrooms now my breasts and tail are growing oh no someone help me
so much food in my fridge i have no memory of buyingit also smells faintly like poo
dickhead
>>220952384Mine has increased by 22k after 18 months
How do we save Ireland?
>>220952221It not right
>>220952396surely you got some sneakers to wear
would really like to crack open some 'ders but I drank eight over the last two days so should probably restrain myself
>>220952327no she’s more of the Allah type
>>220952466total Irisher extinction
>>220952461buy an ad NO ONE is paying for their onlyfans lil bro
>>220952461tummy sex erotic
>>220952467henry!
>>220952467hes so kawaii here
was the tranny a mentally ill nonce was he? very good
>>220952467Sir Henry Tudor
>>220952540that describes 90% of trannies
what book should i read now i've finished the one i was reading
tired already
Need a fat arse Mexican midget to squat on my willy
rorkes natural aegyo is so refreshing
>>220952480how does it feel to cuddle naked in bed with her and her 5 o clock shadow armpits are rubbing on your torso ?
>>220952461Tummies are so fucking hot. I wish my wife had one
NEED to shag a chinky girl before I get married to my white Catholic gf.
tugging my triangular willy
Leftypol don't like itRorke the CasbahRorke the Casbah
>>220952595two weeks thailand get you sorted x
not boasting but I've been wearing the same pair of socks for 1.5 months they literally feel wet when I put them on in the morning
>>220952595I want to made a Chinese girl
need joanna newsom to drop the new album already
>>220950886Whats going on here then
>>220952631*marry
>>220952661Screaming
>pov: You're a Charlie Bigham's Steak & Ale Full Pastry Pie
so thats all good then
>>220952661dunno he's weird as fuck
>>220952650Overrated
>>220952661I'm rorke posting what does it look like?
Become Orthodox.
>>220952680honestly those are banging x
As a chinese girl I don't really see the appeal
>>220952711your overrated
I am persecuted for not enjoying football
Need a NeeDoh
>>220952723lol those posts are something else canlad
What do you reckon Rorke’s favourite meal is?
>>220952754>>220952573
did he get released from the archive then
>>220952726Your western brain is incapable of true orthodoxy
Goin to cockbumspaff
>>220952726>be called orthodox>is the least normal versionliterally what did they mean by this
>>220952681notepad remains undefeated
>>220952774Not me flanders
>>220952785he bought a pass
lower back? in shambles.
>>220952834this looks a LOT like a penis and an arse
step away from the computerdo some laundry or something
>>220952834Why's he got underwear under his skin?
Irreparably arsed up my stupid bastard life
>>220952875i actually need to wash the bedsheets so ill be doing that
>>220952884because it's under wear
will never forgive me mum. wouldnt let me audition for s club 8. couldve been on the telly.
>>220952916What?
rubbing chicken salt into my japs eye
>>220952928You probably would also have been nonced by Louis Walsh so count your blessings lad
>>220952930how are you more autistic than a pole
I need twenty strong men for a journey to the northwest passage
RORKE REACTS TO: Euphoria | Series 1 Episode 1
>>220952976He didn't answer my question
fish finger curry for tea
>>220952960not meant to do that with chicken salt>>220952973wouldve been worth it desu
>>220952726Nobody has ever proven God's existence
>Passed the parcel around at my own birthday party and everyone else got something except for me, but what made it worse was that when it finally stopped on me, the “prize” was apparently forfeiting my trousers as a “twist,” so I had to stand there holding the parcel and my dignity separately while everyone sang louder to drown out my objections
>>220952987
>>220952811Unbroken continuity.
gf is sorting me out with a nice cheese ham and tomato omelette for our tea corrrrrrr yesssssss luvverly stuff x
I need weak men for a journey to the blo n go party
*turns into a black sludge and slithers away*
>>220952681>The Bitwarden security team identified and contained a malicious package that was briefly distributed through the npm delivery path for @bitwarden/cli@2026.4.0 between 5:57 PM and 7:30 PM (ET) on April 22, 2026, in connection with a broader Checkmarx supply chain incident.https://community.bitwarden.com/t/bitwarden-statement-on-checkmarx-supply-chain-incident/96127Not my problem, I use the GUI
>>220953028no one has ever 'proven' your existence nigga
call of duty black ops 2 is A$95.95actually taking the fucking piss, why is a 14yo cod game that much
concerned for dtfics mental wellbeing
>>220953091all the cods are like that they take the piss
might watch star trek the next generation
>>220953094Is he still ghostposting
charlie nighams for din dins
>>220953107me as an shit fisherman
>>220953109wonder if shrek has a willy like this or if ogres have weird tiny willies like gorillas
>>220953122I think every Star Trek fan is either trans or bent
>>220953141
>>220953087There are quite a few people who can attest that I exist, because they have met me.
>>220952897Ktim, what the hell was I thinking
>>220953148i'm a star trek fan (ds9 THOUGH) and not trans or bent
Are you really still playing video games? Don't you know it's time to get a move on? The clock’s ticking, you can't be 14 forever.
>>220953166prove they exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrwIM_t2Occouldve been me lads
>>220953094makes me proud that i did this to him
nice weatherthink I will stay inside and keep looking at the computer though
>>220952461Tummylicious
>>220952726more like LARP as orthodox
Antisemetism is a plague on our communities.
>>220953195bro lives in cape townever been on top of that
>>220953122Find this freak hilarious but would unironically honor kill him if he were my dad
>>220953171Rare. My uncle is a big Star Trek fan, served in the military, but he's always struck me as odd.
Rorke, who has left Wigan only six times since he was born, constantly sharing negative stories about Sadiq Khan on Facebook and now he’s ruining London.
Reckon it's worth going back and doing my A-level math and physics to get on an apprenticeship for engineering? I got a useless meme degree and I'm working retail at the moment but want a job in a good field. yes mistakes have been made.all advice welcome I have very limited life experience.
>>220953195hey I live near there
>>220953229Maybe it was 6times to London x
>>220953195ktim
>>220953237our parents caused the bottom part tho
>>220953214a few times since it's right outside>>220953248pint later at southsider? x
>>220953171>ds9 THOUGHso you like black guys?
Anti semite
hello
>>220953240Depends how old you are matey
been craving a cookie flavoured coffee beverage since yesterday
need to finish all the booze in my house each nightlast night i left a little wine which i drank and now am getting abdul to deliver me more wineif that wine was not there i simply would have sucked on a san pellegrino and possibly wanked rather than succumbing to the liquid jew
>>220953240You need to get into the trades mate, heard they make untaxed bank and sometimes even get to shag the milves on the side as perk of the job
>>220953272is this caused by lead in his boomer brain?
All anti-semitic comments need to be reported to the proper authorities.
>>220953315fatty
>>220953256By voting? Why dont you just vote to stop all migration and not be a vassal of america? Just vote for it
>>220953322Ppl said they found his voter record and he's a Trump voter. white boomers are so cringe man
remember emma raducanu
>>220953272DS9Chads watch for the Cardassians and the Ferengi
emma :)
>>220953349no
>>220953349She genuinely looks retarded here
star trek is very proto woke if you think about it, not only will all the human races coexist in peace, but also aliens too! >>220953322as if younger generations aren't even more mental
>>220953344boomers shouldn't be allowed to vote. that lead poisoning should be classified as a disability or something
>>220953240I got an accounting qualification and now I work in financeit's boring but it pays well
>>220953349who?
>>220953256the only people that have directly voted for mass immigration will be the current mostly young green supporters
this thread is setting my womas intuition off (im a man)
>>220953272the 90s were before rorke got mindbroken by seeing a black man on tv. people could watch a show or movie with a black main character and not lose their damn minds. it was just normal.
>>220953314I'm 25, if all goes right I'll be a fresh 27 when I finish these A-levels. will the interviewers prefere a fresh hungry 18 year old?
>>220953349me on the right
>>220953349Ah yes, the great white hope of British tennis
>>220953376truth
>>220953386What the hell is a womas?
got a friendly little poo betwixt me arse cheeks
>>220953393Alevels dont take 2years for an adult
>>220953394um
>>220953349Mad how Alcaraz has seen her little bubblegum pink arsehole winking back at him as he smashes her from behind
Boyfriend on the league of legends againCringe beyond belief
Fuck my goy life
boredwork a shit job just to sit in front of my pc every evening what stupid shit existence
>>220953427haha he might play it but you suck off a guy who plays it
>>220953416its posts like these which do it for me
>>220951220 You lot are getting slagged off YET AGAIN. On St. George's Day at that
SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDINGSHINY PEOPLE HOLDING HAAAAAAAAA(SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS)
>>220953454nut up and hit the gym bro
>>220953420even if I have alot of gcse recap to do? how long do you think the average person would take to independently learn both subjects?
well that's a numbness and loss of dexterity in the mouse handwill i stop using the computer? no i will not
>>220953390No what happened was tv and film utilized black actors appropriately during that time period, instead of forcing them into roles they weren't suited for and ruining their own products with woke messaging that doesn't appeal to most people.
used to post my knob and/or arse on soc
heatherpeado spoke of this
i'm a voracious readeri can read really quickly and absorb the meanings and themes of books really quicklypoetry, prose, makes no difference to me, i'm an absolute beast at understanding texts
on around 90k a year running my own gardening business, hard to believe the majority will slave away for years at university and in the office for a crumb of what I earn in the fresh air, following my own schedule
>>220953535name 10 books
rorke lives in new addington
>>220953537must've been a family tradition because your mums a hoe
earn £54k a year and think i've done an hour of work this week MAX
rorke reincarnating as unsinkable sam
Just waiting for my charlie bigham's to finish
the lesbian girls at toil respect me but the straight ones dont
earn nothing as i am unemployed
>>220953390yeah I used to like a lot of movies before some zoomer pointed out how full of subliminal propaganda they are, they just used to be better at ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM
making some 5d music
Me? Hustling, grinding, wheels zipping along the pavement, fresh air in my lungs, sun shining down on me, my own hours, yes I am indeed an ubereats delivery driver
rorke sweating buckets in his west facing bedroom
>>220953541lord of the rings 1-3harry potter 1-7
Rorke spinning. And on St George’s Day of all days. Going to apologise to all the migrants how are you?
ALL ABOARD THE DOGSHIT ZINGER EXPRESSALL ABOARD!
>>220953588been thinking about doing this honestly, beats waking up early for shit retail work. how much do you make an hour?
>>220953588telepathically poo roaring into >>220953537's face
>>220953454why not watch some good telly
>>220953581>White rageNot watching but there's a black guy with the rage virus (and most likely randoms I can't remember), it was the nature of people not specifically whites
>>220953614*takes my seat in first class*
>>220953591ktimgot fanberg aimed at my bollocks rn under the computer desk
>>220953607I'm fine how are you?
*falls into the dogshit zinger gap*
>>220953616I was joking desu, just wanted (You)'s calling me an Indian x
the specsavers "niggas" are after me
>>220953607arrest all these fucking protestorsim fucking sick of it nowwe live in a diverse country, and we need these racists OUT of it
can't even get a decent poo soup these days
>>220953658would love to wank over you and spunk all over your glasses
>>220953607that's alright we got other rapists
>>220953607Fucking mental case bints
>>220953664trvkebritain is no place for hate
looking like I might have to drag towerfanberg out of the garage if the weather continues like this
Like i remember the backlash when Cheerios featured a tv commercial with a white woman in the kitchen and her black husband coming down for breakfast. The tv viewing audience found it distasteful and forced, as if it were political messaging disguised as advert. The response from the 4 major jew owned multinational advertising firms was to ignore public sentiment, and forge ahead full force into showing ppl things that were visually unappealing to the human eye, like fat people, black people, etc.
>>220953683you don't own a garagebe quiet
>>220953625white guy and black girl survivetwo black and two white horses run through the field at the end of the movie signifying hope in an interracial future
I like to refer to posting on /brit/ as "The Process"
>>220953683you don't own a fanbe quiet
>>220953702bitter post
>>220953481A year. You can do a degree in a year
>>220949622>>220949622
dont own a houseonly own a garage
heathersexy
rorke noting how the west-facing walls deepen to amber, longer wavelengths lingering as the light softens toward evening
>>220953607Dont even know what this is
>>220953677that's an unsolicited sexual advance. you just raped me
>>220953694did he make you feel 'less than'?
>>220953735Well ooo la dee dah mr frenchman
>>220953750oh shut up you little slut you love it x
How fat are you bastards if you find this weather hot
for crying out loud rorke stop looking at paints for your warhammer figurines and get the new baked
>>220953779i weight 67kg
I actually do have a garage (rented)
>>220953779im a growing 30st lad
>>220953625>>220953705also the black guy was chained and unleashed to save them from the evil white soldiers lmao
>>220953779I'm 5'9 and weigh 78kg. a little chubby.
>>220953779big 72kg lad me
>>220953766no i don't... :P
>>220953779it's not hot outsidedoes get hot in the smelly west facing incel abode though. direct sunlight turns the black-out blinds into a radiator
>>220953790https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2Y3bjdjMXY0c2M1ZzVtaGxpcW5seHExZHIxemozMjRyZDVvMmY0aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/x4sYb64AngRI9QznOA/giphy.gif
>>220953779bedroom's in the attic and on the west side so it gets hoti weigh 69kg tho
>>220953779I'm a massive fat cunt, but I'm not complaining about the weather
Where’s the new, Jeremy
>>220953830>giffuck off
>>220953852>>220953852>>220953852
>>220953838I thought you were making the new
>>220953753That particular ad no. But I do feel as though we're all being manipulated by social engineering towards a rather grim outcome.
>>220953830john mcafee's ghostly apparition pushing me away from the mouse so as not to open this link
