might wait for a better new

what is your favourite LGBT film?

threadmeister is back I see

brit rhymes with shit

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On a scale from 0(not over) to 10(it's over) how over is it for the UK

What would be a good birthday present for my boomer uncle?

>>220953871
and the band played on

cold all the time me

>>220953871
My favourite LGTV film?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's what "tradition" means

>>220953888
'

>>220953890
a watch or summat

>>220953889
what is your preferred race?

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Btw I just went to check something in her 6:30am morning routine (for a week) video. And what did I see in the suggested videos right next to it? Her '6am morning routine (for a week)' video from last year.

Thumbnail posed the exact same way. With the exact same yucky toast, reading a book with an eerily similar turquoise coloured cover. So I clicked on it and played both at the exact same time. It was bloody scary. They are the exact same video to the point that the sounds of what she is doing syncs up perfectly in parts.

And then I checked the dates. The videos were posted almost a year and one month to the day apart.

What is the point?

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Goretzka my son were the steroids worth it?

>>220953871
Blue is the Wormest Colour

>>220953871
the one where they all get AIDs and die
Can't remember the name of it though
was emotional though x

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>>220953888

>>220953871
Blue is the warmest colour

>>220953890
onlyfans gift card

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>>220953871

>>220953890
twink arseslut escort

>>220953871
tatu - all the things she said was my sexual awakening

>>220953871
the one where the middle aged man shags a technically legal teenage boy

Pregnant belly. Erotic.

hi

>>220953909
niggers

>>220953911
been a while since I’ve seen a rubypost

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>>220953939

beginning to get so smelly that its bothering me desu

>>220953871
billy elliot was decent

>>220953920
watched that in a cinema and had a massive chub on during that lezzer scene

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Might become Orthodox.

>>220953937
erm name, for research purposes?

>>220953949
fart screaming

on May 1st does anyone want to come cinema with me and watch this new movie called Hokum

two sticks of ddr4 is 200 quid
literally bought them 6 years ago for 40 quid
shut down all ai

I wish I were British and grew up in a protagonist country, instead of Austria.

>>220953964
when I was at school there was a fella called Elliot who we called Smelly Elliot

>>220953911
A creature of habit innit

>>220953980
Total AI Death
Total Age Verification Death
Total Cryptocurrency Death
Total Windows Death

>>220953973
the critically acclaimed call me by your name and presumably all the other lgbt filums

>>220953983
Austria mogs every other country

oh very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice
but maybe in the next world, maybe in the next world, maybe in the next world

>>220953994
absolutely no need for that

>>220953983
side character countries are better

>>220953186
I'm not going to post the details of people I know in real life. Anyway, presumably you believe that I am a human who exists. Would you be replying to me if you thought I was just a chatbot?

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>Alright mate, haven’t seen you at Games Workshop lately
What do??

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>>220953980
an 8tb hdd is three HUNDRED pounds
it's not sustainable

>>220953980
bought two sticks of ddr4 for 200 quid about 4 years ago but theyre really nice so its worth it desu

>Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced launches July 9, 4K60 with ray tracing requires RTX 4090 GPU
STUPID 5060
WHY CAN'T YOU BE A 4090

>>220953888
8/10. collapse not imminent, but it will be wise to start gaining internationally in-demand skills for future migration

What’s stopping you from dating a fat girl with low self esteem then getting her on weight loss peptides?
It’s 2026 forget about finding a hot girl in the wild, you can literally build her brick by brick with a few months of effort.

>>220954040
i don't play that nerd shit

And for my tea I had hash brown waffles, honey mustard sausages, BBQ beans with sweetcorn and pepper and some tomatoes

>>220954034
>Anyway, presumably you believe that I am a human who exists
I believe that but I can't prove it and nor can you

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>>220953852
Said chatgpt make a brit comic and turns out chatgpt isnt woke anymore

I had my trousers ripped off me once by a bully in front of everyone, and after that it felt like something in me just shut down. People laughed, I stood there trying to make myself smaller, like that would somehow undo it and I think that’s when I started avoiding everyone without really deciding to, like it was easier to disappear than risk being seen like that again. Funny how something that small ended up shaping so much of my life.

Did you know that in the call me by your name book there's a scene where one bloke watches the other do a poo and then tells him not to flush as he wants to see his poo?
Well now you know

>>220953983
austria mogs us tbqh

>>220954061
no one does they just pretend to like it

>>220954047
>re-release of a 2014 game
ubisoft don't actually have any creativity left

lad in toils middle aged dad had a funny fall recently
when they did scanberg he had cheeky inoperable brain cancer
puts things into perspective

>>220953912
Where'd his hair go

so bored i might watch the DFB Pokal Halbfinale

>>220954016
hm ty do want to watch them with me at cinema?

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>>220954070
not even 1% as embarrassing as the shit I did at school, pathetic

>>220954070
sounds like a gay porn

>>220954047
for me it's running it at 1080p60 without ray tracing on a 3060 and it looking essentially exactly the same

girlfriend in a coma i know, i know it's serious

>>220954075
i like it but i dont play it.
i enjoy all the associated media the franchise has produced

quite mad that call me by your name's popularity and age gap hysteria are only a few years apart

>>220954090
Hair loss is a side effect of steroids

>>220954067
If you were to see in my real life, that would be proof that I exist, right? Just like if you were to go to Australia and see the black swans they have over there, that would prove to you that black swans exist.

wish I listened to /g/ and bought the pc parts I needed last year before the prices went through the roof

>>220954042
How does your King allow this wtf

Peng Asian Ting in the new M&S ad

i do airfix
not warhammer
warhammer is for nerds

>>220954129
It's ok when jewish benders do it

>>220954040
This guy dated uni freshers in his 30s

I'm essentially a cop

>>220954160
that's awsome

tranquilo senora

>>220954096
my post was implied homophobia sorry

>>220954160
and you remain an unloveable incel freak

>>220954160
Brand's got him beat then

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amazing how quickly it happened

>>220954146
god even shes got that evil hello kitty thing

>>220954146
An Airbus A380 could land on this mans forehead

>>220953888
why the fuck is there a nonce wojak then

>>220954070
Do you fantasize about a bigger guy ripping your trousers off you now? Some people end up feeling aroused by reliving bullying experiences and feel a sort of calm afterwards

>>220954141
no i could be hallucinating or mistaken or a brain in a vat

>>220954201
Mandelson

what was that thing about Ruby and a good rogering

>>220954232
it's all she needs to fix all of her menthol elf issues

>>220954157
got a link or a picture or

second wank of the night is a go

>>220954201
and then lied to as they continued to import them
they all deserve something that the janny would prefer i didn't write

>>220954069
quality

>>220954249
you disgust me

>>220954201
impress how quickly and effectively they were able to brainwash leftypol gimps into violently worshipping this evil despite it being perpetuated by leftypols supposed arch nemesis billionaires

does he make you feel... also-ran?

what do rorkes get from posting rorkebait in a thread full of other rorkes

>>220954270
a sense of community :3

really don't like that.

Starmer is surprising good at clinging onto power
All the last 5 PMs would have been gone by now

>>220954270
posting the truth? you got a problem with the truth?
oh right, you would, you're a woke

>>220954270
i think its just compulsive ritual posting from a very bored 4chan addict

Ariana tranny lurking

Mental how Sir Keir Starmer is the only man who can save Britain.

lost my shape
trying to act casual
cant stop
i might end up in the hospital
changing my shape
i feel like an accident
theyre back
to explain my experience

Trying to find some summer garms but all the usual suspects (M&S, ASOS, Abercrombie) have let me down.
Much to think about.

>>220954201
I think the UK is gonna end sooner than France, they're brown too but they were akways a bit brown. How do you feel about the frogs surviving you?

like Helly Hansen me, they make some really nice gear

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>>220954126
seagull in a turban i know, i know, it's serious

por favor

>>220954290
Hate him all you want but he’s clearly a better PM than some of the previous clowns

leftypol saying one love to the amazon driver

>>220954312
France is Africanmaxxed, UK is South Asian.

did some fraud last week and got a deliveroo refund when everything was actually completely fine
might spend my earnings on one of those new daredevil zingers from kfc

he's dead, Jim

>>220954318
Helly handsome as my mum calls it

>>220954312
Not great but I think France has worse problems that we do.

STOP... poopoo time

All Rorkeposters are welcome to join us in /Rorke/

rorke ordering trainers 1 size too big and deciding to keep them saying, quote, "they will shrink in the wash"

mental how your mum was shagged by your dad and thats what made you

no one:
literally no one:
leftypol:
Sir Adolf Hitler:
leftypol's da:
rorke: numa numa yay

I’m a 29 year old virgin man who lives on his own, with no friends, never had a gf, never kissed a girl

found out mum's ex is only 4 years older than me
thought she was in her 40s
this is very unsettling

empty miserable feeling making rorke want to kill myself

>>220954381
ktinmbqctbm (kek this is not me but quite close to being me)

>>220954387
got a lezzer mum?
there's a lad in here with a bender dad
that you too?

>>220954372
statistically, at least one person in this thread, their mother was not shagged by their father resulting in their creation, but another man

the bridge over the river rorke

watching tarkovsky on my steam deck

>lezzer mum
explains a lot

>>220954337
I wonder if the future UK will split between Hindus and muslims like India after WW2

>>220954407
well that would still make the shagger technically their dad wouldn't it?

>>220954387
34 isn't that bad at all
unless they were together like 3 years ago or something

Dd you Top like Taylor? or Twerk like Miley? Please Answer

the passion of the rorke

>>220954428
but not the man they know as their dad

bridge over the river kawaii

just found out dragon ball xenoverse 3 has been announced lads get in

looking for some new trainers, any ideas?

Mel Gibson’s ‘Rorke’

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>>220954446

>>220954451
yeh loads

last bridge over the river kawaii

a rorke too far

>>220954444
bridge over the river quads

>>220954446
BURNT GAY MAN
no... no... that's not my name

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>I’m a 29 year old virgin man who lives on his own, with no friends, never had a gf, never kissed a girl

>>220954407
thanks cuckposter bruce

a tranner darkly

>>220954451
the bloody shoe store mate, loads of trainers there haha

>>220954220
If you're walking on the pavement and suddenly a very fast and veering car comes down the street towards you, are you going to think "it might not matter if this car hits me, because I might be hallucinating or a brain in a vat" or would you instead think "shit I need to get out of the way of that car"?

the man from i.n.c.e.l

>>220954476
>>220954479
POOSCREAMINGINANIGGERSFACE

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no country for old rorke

might watch some vintage top gear

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Why is rorke like this?

https://streamable.com/ipuwky

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Cb6L8I7Sk

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oh it lush lads

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>>220954451

>>220954508
not clicking that

rorke's 11 (year old gf)

>>220954500
>>220954505
viruses do not click

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>>220954451
>trainers
grow up and get some real footwear

>>220954505
This man does not appear to be of tall height

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>>220954246
She has an Irish accent. Curious..

course i've had it in the ear before

saving private rorke

mental health isnt doing too good lads could use some support

>>220954537
rorke is a bitter manlet

>>220954541
thanks i will now try to find her real name and hopefully home address x

read earlier in the thread and it is pretty mad how quickly leftypol’s tune changed on immigration, it being a billionaire endeavour to root out the working class and maximise profits
mental really

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Bell's Pantry, who operate the cake shed, claim the culprits stole stock, damaged a shed and threw cakes down the road.

A Facebook post shared on Tuesday afternoon reads: "Thank you to everyone for all your support!

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>curious

>>220954487
you're asking if i act as if other things exist and the answer is yes
but that doesn't prove they do

>>220954548
CWLTSHC

time to shave my pubes, my armpits, and beard

>>220954548
Would love it if she could fry me an egg
You reckon she can use her fanny juice as oil?

rorkeler's list

>>220954541
I have discovered that TV/advertising/films in the UK love asian birds with Irish and Scottish accents
strange phenomenon that I cannot explain.

trainers are genuinely a bit of a social coping mechanism at this point. plastic soles, foam midsoles, all engineered so you never have to properly engage with the ground beneath you. no weight, no presence, just floating around like you’re perpetually late for a PE lesson and still stuck in school.

>>220954521
is this quake 1?

Had a pint in the beer garden since the sun was out for a bit

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>>220954552

>>220954527
I already got 3 people from /brit/ haha
*chair devilishly swivels to face my other monitor so i can hack rorke's MySpace account*

>>220954552
roar scream shriek howl

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>>220954548

>>220954589
mental how everyone was uncomfortable with your lone incel goblin presence

>>220954587
Doom (1993)

>>220954594
>zero friends, not even tom

>>220954565
*mouth full of cake*
what kind of fat fuck robs cakes

>>220954609
Actually I sat with people I know who were there. I'm well liked

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>>220954609

>>220954622
s

>>220954624
FONT

can you drink in public in the uk
if not, why not?
might buy some beers and go to the park on sat

leftypol putting tom in his top 8 myspace friends

>>220954614
ah thanks
i played quake 1 as a child at my friend's house so i can't really remember it
i never played doom

fuck it i’ll say it
would shag ariana in her current condition

>be of bad mood and intrusive thoughts
>run 15km
>bad mood and intrusive thoughts gone
Why don't you try this

>>220954636
fake it till you make it

>>220954565
grim can't have anything nice

i literally have friends in real life

dadberg ranting about sir keir again

>>220954652
got no legs

>>220954647
reckon she would disintegrate into a pile of dust

>>220954404
always howl at that lads life
imagine going to socialise with your dad and you're in the same house some other man is fucking him up the arse in

>>220954652
I literally just went for a run and I feel like I want to kill myself

>>220954629
rorke's da onnamadone

much ado about rorke

>>220954652
i'm fat

shagging current day ariana grande probably sounds like shaking a xylophone

might goon to gooning

>>220954660
Bizarre lie.

>>220954652
dont want shin splints

>>220954664
The smile doesn't seen genuine

rorkeo and juliepol

>>220954652
I suffer from obesity and my knees would break down

>>220954685
anal queen

>>220954652
nietzsche speaks of this

ariana grenade

two austrians jeremy?

We should go back to the sharty

>>220954701
definitely loves it in the arse

>>220954706
no he didn't

why on earth are there two austrians here at the same time

>>220954714
take the piss

>>220954724
Australians went on strike

>>220954714
I'm the good cop

>>220954714
>>220954724
bemused at the presence of austrians cord raid

rorke speaks of this

it was the rorke of times, it was the leftypol of times

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>>220954721
ok well kierkegaard did

get rorke stuffed like a turkey

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>>220954652
It is spring time and the S.E.X. is back. Are you ready?

Don't want to be alive anymore

>>220954767
why didn't nietschze do this

>>220954724
Austria has a right to be here just like New Zealand.

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>>220954780
yessir

>>220954780
this method has been patched as of 2026

cried at the last of us when ellie's black gf died

>>220954786
he didn't walk with god

i will never kill myself. when I want to die I will simply annoy someone hard enough that they have to kill me

apocalypse rorke

>>220954788
The only difference between Austria and Austrialia is two letters

watching 10 times ricky gervais raped hollywood stars

>>220954797
Splendid pantaloons dear boy

>>220954813
Mousey's retirement plan

why would you even come here if you have real friends

>>220954780
>Height >6'0"
well that's me fallen at the first hurdle

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just brutally blacked someone with facts and logic

>>220954813
jfs coming to /brit/ from their metal shacks to post about poo in broken english

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>>220954780
>>220954801

>>220954849
fuck chairs

>>220954767
It's too hard to walk when you live in a ugly grim drugmong shithole

>>220954803
IT'S SLACK

>>220954849
>We burn chair! No sit no more! We ook ook! Climb tree look for coconut

>>220954868
walk a bit further you'll be out of it eventually

>>220954842
Why would you go to the zoo if you're not a monkey?

>>220954865
puffer vest glowed up ngl

>>220954842
normies are chronic attention seekers who cant just leave us the fuck alone
they get a kick out of shitting this place up like they've fucked everywhere else

>>220954886
exactly. you shouldnt be at the zoo then

Blokecore

>>220954895
keep crying bitch nigga

ive got 104 friends

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too
I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions
Fuck the church up, by drinkin' at the communion
Spillin' free wine, now my tux is ruined
In town for a day, what the fuck we doin'?
Who your real friends? We all came from the bottom
I'm always blamin' you, but what's sad, you're not the problem
Damn I forgot to call her, shit I thought it was Thursday
Why you wait a week to call my phone in the first place?
When was the last time I remembered a birthday?
When was the last time I wasn't in a hurry? Uh
Tell me you want them tickets when it's gametime
Even to call your daughter on her FaceTime
Even when we was young I used to make time
Now we be way too busy just to make time
Even for my
Real friends
I guess I get what I deserve, don't I?
Word on the streets is they ain't heard from him, uh
I guess I get what I deserve, don't I?
Talked down on my name, throwed dirt on him
I couldn't tell you how old your daughter was (was)
Couldn't tell you how old your son is (is)
I got my own junior on the way, dawg (dawg)
Plus I already got one kid (kid)
Couldn't tell you much about the senpai though
I just showed up for the yams though
Maybe fifteen minutes, took some pictures with your sister
Merry Christmas, then I'm finished, then it's back to business
You wanna ask some questions 'bout some real shit? (Shit)
Like I ain't got enough pressure to deal with (with)
Please don't pressure me with that bill shit (shit)
'Cause everybody got 'em, that ain't children
Oh you've been nothin' but a friend to me
Niggas thinkin' I'm crazy, you defendin' me
It's funny I ain't spoke to niggas in centuries
To be honest, dawg I ain't feelin' your energy
Money turn your kin into an enemy

the Third Reich was Actually Existing Socialism

>>220954842
I thought I was going to a birthday party of a friend but I checked the invitation before going and it's actually next month

>>220954915
you are black and poor

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why is he waving a flag for a palestinian

>>220954842
it was a joke
i literally have no friends

the trick to lyric posting is to post maybe 4 lines at a time, just enough to get people to read them without them understanding what theyre reading
posting an entire wall of text like that just leads me and them to hiding the post very quickly

>>220954813
it's no wonder people from the third world emigrate asap. things will never get better now that everyone is pissing about on the internet instead of improving their communities

I don't wanna go anywhere or do anything with or even really speak to any of my real friends but they are my closest friends

watching 10 episodes of viva la bam and hitting my dad on the head with a skateboard while he's watching the news

why would you literally cum if you have no fanny