ENGLAND edition
>>220958413nothing, and morality doesn't either
Itll be warm enough for a trip to the pool soon
that lad's probably not actually waxing a real carrotit's probably a euphemism for wanking his cock
>>220958747>the poolFOY
Always loved Treecko in gen 3 but being stuck with absorb for STAB until you get leaf blade is awful and leaf blade only has 70 power in gen 3 as well. Always made Torchic and Mudkip much easier to use
>>220958747That's a sore one
just sacked a tranny
パキとかウォグとか大嫌すぎる
>>220958412Based edition.
>>220959888um
>>220959867What do you call a swimming pool in the UK? A dunky dinky willy shrinky?
>>220959888least bland and gay protestant church
>>220959888bloody hell that stained glass resembles double penetration
>>220959908It's called the swimming baths
>>220959908the leisure centrethe lidowe don't have "pools"
>>220959888Gonna get married at the DP church.
>>220959921>the lidofuck off nobody calls it that
Love going to the health sweet after the gym
brits call pools, bogs
what is it with mongs and needlessly whining about yankification when it's already happened
>>220959921Shut it you poorthern cunt.
>>220959937you would if you had a lido
>>220959821um source
Happy St George's Day!
>>220959908It's called a pool. The thing about 4chan is that it's full of incels who are desperate to be special snowflakes who use non-standard terms for everyday things. Same reason why British incels on 4chan use imperial measurements despite the fact that probably every Brit under the age of 40 would have exclusively been taught the metric system at school.
>>220959959seen a video of her licking a lasses anus
>>220959961Sad that the Japanese ambassador is more willing to celebrate St George's Day than our own political class
>>220959952banging red hot chillis song that
>>220959961Used to like this cunt til I saw he done all this song and dance bullshit for India before he did for the UK.
off to the dunky dinky willy shrinky, want owt?
>>220958747ouchie
mental that all red hot chilli pepper songs all sound like californiacation
>>220959992I want shot in the fuckin head
Tooting Bec Lido (my old local lido)is also the largest swimming pool by volume in all of Englandand we called it the LIDO not the "pool"
>>220959979well yes, he's an ambassadorif he got some diplomatic posting in bumfucknowhereistan he'd be doing the same there
roonin through londonin recent yearsthe most prominent voices i hearare posh and yanksome aussie toowhole place gettin gentrifiedthe working class being driven to extinctionit.not right
>>220959961Tongue feels like the size of a balloon.Feel awfully ill and thirsty, yet I feel powerless to get up or sleep.
phwoarrrrrrrrrr
mad how the meme about brits having silly names for everything is totally made up and we don't actually do that at all
>>220960009BBC Four did a comfy documentary about Hampstead Heath Ponds through the year
>>220959998just not true is it
>>220960022nigel farage in the sausage
>>220960009andrew garfield goes therewhich is eild considering when i was hanging out in tooting it was a complete shithole albeit had student communitybut cleearly whole fing amplifiedthe british working class driven to extknction
Imagine I'm Harry Hill.Post the webm that would get you £250 from You'be Been Framed.
>>220960030used to enjoy swimming in dem on a hot summers day
>>220960024>2010wonder where the lad who wrote that is today
>>220960024yanks lead the wayrest of the world follows
uncle sorted me out
>>220960009nigga lives in tooting
>>220960045
>>220960063csi:reaming
thay 45 year old man who owned a burger joint that went bust 10 years ago doing warhammer 40k lore videos on youtube and talking about how badass primaris marines and women in the hobby are
what would a full rorke brekkie have in it
>>220960032pick any song and start singing californication and you will see all the songs are exactly the fucking same
>>220960059Blud's gonna get scurvy and beri-beri.
>>220960063I'm a tooting crep guy though
AI cannot become conscious. It can go rogue but even then it’s just a complex computer virus running instructions on silicon. It has no soul. You can build the most complex AI possible, it is still infinitely less alive than an ant.
>>220960086>>220959998>advocating for songs by a paedophileCouldn't be me.
>>220960089
ummm latex corrr coom spaf sex sex yes very nice
Cheesy pea mash with chipolatas.
saint-georges
>>220960089fucking poo roaring
>>220960009SOUTH LONDON MENTION
>>220960111it's a song mate not gospel
>>220960123an utter abomination x
>>220960123Fair play. Would smash.
>>220960096inb4 Rorke starts seething at this and calling you a "tranny luddite"
for me, it’s korean army stew
>>220960045I preferred Jeremy Beadle
>just finished toil>messaged toilberg at 11.53pm on slack to tell him I had done some toil for him>he pings me back 5 minutes later chastising me for working so lateI put in all that effort and for my efforts I get told off
>>220960111Literally zero evidence Anthony Kiedis is a pedophile.
I can just imagine some retarded fat yank tourist coming to London, it's hot, and he says to his (slightly less obese) wife>"CAHM AWN MARGRIT WE NEED TO GET UNZ TO THE SWIMMIN POOL"and then he goes to the park and sees this sign >"WELL WOULDCHA LOOK AT THAT MARGRIT THEY CALL IT A 'LIDO', HAWT DIGGITY DAWG THOSE BRITISHERS AND THEIR FUNNY NAMES!!!"that's what I think of you when you call it a "pool".
>>220960111would never advocate for those talentless hacks, they play the same song with different lyrics and mongs start furiously wanking
>>220960142yeh rorke is the one that doesn't believe in souls
>>220960164>pedophileFOY!
>>220960165never beating the obsessed with americans allegations
>>220960154god i love this country
>>220960089i never seen so young a man
>>220960035the area of Balham-Tooting-Clapham has been horrifically and irreversibly gentrified and needs to be nukedall started going downhill after Ed Sheeran played at the Bedford
>>220960176Rorkes and right-wingers in general are all extremely pro-AI for some reason. Point out that a pro-AI stance contradicts the beliefs they claim to have around spirituality or cultural conservatism, and they start incoherently screeching.
>>220960164he shagged a 14 yo when he was like in his 20s
>>220960189think you made that all up like you make up all the other nonsense you spew
>>220960177Just doesn't make sense to put an A in the word though does it? It's pronounced pedophile.You don't spell xenophobe as xaenophobe, do you?
>>220960189i’m a “rorke”, religious, socially conservative, anti immigration, and I think AI is an abomination and the men behind it as aspiring tyrants
>>220960106>>220960067Find it weird how many women try to sex but are entirely sexless in aura.Can't describe why they don't but they simply don't have it.
>>220960189detached from realitysymptom of mental illness
>>220960214why the fuck would he do thatwhat did he hope to achievelmao
nobody fucking calls it a lido
>>220960214wahey!
>>220960219you might be autistic
fontaines dc first album goodsince denfew good songs here and therebut ultimayelyfucking shitterswank
>>220960222One of those scam cafes in Japan apparently.
>>220960243other than those who live near lidosyou don't even know what a lido is, do you, mongo
>>220960247he's right
>>220960208It's blatantly correct. Criticise AI anywhere on 4chan and Anons will call you a "seething leftist artist" or something like that. And if you look at the big tech corpos in America, they're all kissing up to the Trump admin. Jenson Huang went on Joe Rogan and said "Trump winning the election saved the AI industry". He does whatever they want and has even passed laws to prevent states from regulating AI. I wouldn't be surprised if British right-wingers in Reform or Restore start copying those policies.Also, speaking of Joe Rogan, he has in recent years become a crazed AI evangelist who believes it's going to become some kind of machine-god that we all worship.I hate leftypols but it's interesting that in general you don't see this kind of behaviour on the political left. Instead they're the ones marching against data centres and (rightfully) calling out big tech corpos for stealing everyone's data to train AI.
>>220960247Meant to say "try to *sell* sex". But what can you do
>>220960123that is bootiful
I just found out that Ireland has Poundland, but they call it 'Dealz'. Odd people those Irish.
>>220960254>you don't even know what a lido is, do you,obviously not nigga
>>220960269you spend far too much time online mate
>train station/tracks
>>220960283you might be a yank then or maybe a povvo
>>220960228I remember I asked a girl out during secondary and even thought she flat out said no, someone spread the message that I had even asked, everyone was laughing at us (even though I was the one rejected) and she literally started crying in year 9 class, even though she was the one that rejected me, like the implication of me and her being equals in any way was enough to make her cryI fucking hated school
>>220960215>i’m a “rorke”, religious, socially conservative, anti immigration, and I think AI is an abomination and the men behind it as aspiring tyrantsAnd yet you probably still generate AI images or use chatbots etc.You aren't anti-AI unless you fundamentally refuse to use it for anything at all. Put your money where your mouth is.
>>220960269you are mentally ill
>>220960188in Streatham Hill they turned the Megabowl into poncy flats
>>220960292I suppose that's not as bad as little girls seeing you then screaming and running away.
>>220960284>stop observing reality!!!Yeah I suppose I should get my knowledge on the political direction of the world from Barry at the local who drinks 10 pints of guiness per day, eh?
>>220960299Indian gore is so fascinating So much more diverse than Chinese gore which is 99% construction sites
>>220960299
>>220960209What is it they think trains are? Or is this some kind of suicide culture where they go out looking cool?
>>220960314i’m not saying you’re wrong, i don’t even know what you’re really talking about. i’m saying you spend too much time online. as judging by your long rant about all these different online people and groups. you’re actually getting worked up about it judging by the tone
>>220960299I once watched a documentary on malls in India and most of the people who go there don't even want to buy anything (nor can they afford it), they just go to experience the luxuries of western technology like escalators, air-con, and maybe even starbucks
>>220960299Feels grotesque to say, but that was so unbelievably loony tunes.
>>220960222He needs a beating for having shit punches and a shit beard
>>220960291screaming imagning you saying you're going swimming in the lido
I love all of you guys
>>220960243um excuse me>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8
>>220960365*kisses you*
>>220960354quite simply what we say mate, don't know what's so funny about itoff for a swim in the lidohaving a swim in the lidoone of the brixton transplant mixed babies pooed in the lidorolls of the tongue
>>220960228he def got told by cunt kids that she liked him and he should ask her out
there’s a very angry man in here right now going off on long rants about hyper specific things
>>220960365thanks lad, love you too <3
>>220960372right well I have a very pressing question about his/her lack or possession of a certain appendage
>>220960373baffling just bafflingare you from mars or perhaps the moon
rightput in a job appy and now spoken to THREE (3) different people at the company, and literally ALL of them have been britishthis is an australian company.will say the woman sounded very posh and peng
>>220960372Let me squirt inside you while inhaling your tits.
>>220960373he's clearly a yank because they're the only people that get baffled who use different nomenclature to them
wonder if a northerner and a southerner have ever shaggedimagine the mutant offspring they'd producemakes one shudder
>>220960385Trannies don't pass that well mate don't kid yourself. She's a tomboy.
>>220960372LOVE girls that look like thisshame about the weird anime ACAB and Eugene Debs posters, you just know this person is insufferable to talk to
love laughing x
>>220960387no I'm from BALHAM from before the Australians, yuppies, and wogs moved in
>lido
hello beautiful british boys
https://youtu.be/mJu8iYA4vds?si=ETvjmDcxV6c1vyEva greek song praising Jesus Christ
>>220960388we run this shit nigga
>>220960397got the troon shark thoughever
>>220960407I really like this image of SeasideMARK
>>220960402hate laughing as i'm evil x
>>220960372>prison-abolitionist posterGenuinely one of the most mental, mind-fucked spawns of leftist ideology.
The good news is I finally don't feel anything toward my ex, the bad news is, I legitimately fear I may never actually love a woman again.Last relationship I was in I felt very numb to the girl I was with, feel like I will never find myself having that puppy love again. Grim. I'm old.
rorke.
>>220960422what about a nice hearty evil laugh x
>>220960434prefer a cackle
>>220960425aha ktim (22 and completely numb to the gf, don't feel like we're in love at all)
>>220960416yh its a classic
Lido! WHOoooooaaaaoooooaaaHe's for the money, he's for the showLido's waitin' for the go, Lido
just eated 15 chicken dippers
>>220960448where did you meet your gf
>>220960448You're still young, to be fair as am I, but I'm 27 and silver from stress. Not bad looking, I just, for me I feel like I've become twisted and warped, I feel like when I see a woman it's like a Vis-à-vis where I may not mind them, but I don't feel like I can love them.
>>220960372Fucking hell what's this fella's name?
>>220960473dating app about 2 and a half years agoI was 19 she was 22now I am 22 she is 25don't feel like she has changed or matured at all while I have a lot
Reckon I'm going to quit this place when I hit 30. Don't want to end up like Diego or Canslad.
>>220960502or mehaha
need an abo gf
The name of this Phallus is Thoth, Hermes or Ma. Ma is the god who seduced the Phallus away from the Yoni; hence the physical Universe. All worlds are excreta; they represent wasted semen. Therefore all is blasphemy. This explains why man made god in his own image.
hope we all die in a nice big war
wonder how many of my ancestors died in war or if they were all just peasant farmers
>>220960510Again it's so weird, the left is pretty but no sex aura. The right has moments of it.
>>220960510
>>220960527Oh! What a Lovely Post!
>>220960524Pagan nonsense. Read your Bible.
>>220960542he's cute
>>220960546I do.
oh my DAYS englandbroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbeWrzoqKeE
what shoes do you lot weari only wear boots or air force 1s because they make me like an inch and a half taller
>>220960577>AsmongoldYou don't seriously watch this smelly rat faggot, do you?
>>220960589got a pair of adidas bambas and a pair of mexican pointy boots
>>220960581thought that was varg
>>220960577
>>220960589Got some Nike Trail 4 or 5s can't remember, and some work boots for the few months I am employed in the year.
start posting things
what if arsenal actually finish second four years in a row
>>220960625poo
was thinking about attending an AA meeting tonight but i'm afraid they'll do that thing at the end where they pass the plate around but i don't have any cash and can't be arsed to withdraw any
*enters /brit/*
>>220960645just say you spent it all on booze
Just want a nerdy white faggot to suck my cock and eat my cum
do you think photographers shag a lot or
>>220960651wrong flag x
>>220960669100% yeah there's no way they don't get a cheeky grope or finger a bird occasionally
Got a few pics from the recent /x/ humour thread
Going vegan and being an annoying bastard about ithttps://youtube.com/shorts/xRwNe71KQWY
Mad how sacked tranny lost his virginity and I still haven't
The feminine side of Ma is Pan, which explains why Pan is a devil. The only way to be really born is by annihilation – to be born into Chaos, where Pan is the Saviour.I may say no more because the process is secret.
>>220960669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVgBvpieRM
>>220960691getting fucked by your uncle doesn't really count does it
>>220960698yeah? x
>>220960669Some are notorious for it. Can't remember the guys name but there's at least one who shagged basically all the models.
>>220960716Of course it does
>>220960731this is why they need to hire incel freaks like me as photographersno risk of us shagging the models
Tempted to go on /soc/ and get with an extremely mentally ill woman to match with my extremely mentally ill nature.
Well Rorke?https://youtube.com/shorts/1N_7RTl7fYk
would anyone like to have a conversation x
>>220959921>we don't have "pools"This is true, hard to find a pool anywhere in England
>>220960762they're all American thoughyou'll have to fly across the atlantic if you want to tap it
>>220960762Surely it's a sausage party, there's probably like 1 girl for every 10 guys
the concept of mental illness and mental health is a trick
>>220960762don't do that they WILL threaten to kill themselves
>>220960762the few british girls on there are all extremely mentally ill
ALL women are evil
>>220960808I'm trained in the arts.>>220960778You're right, I did want to move to the States for a while though. Wish there were prettier girls on Duo when it was kicking off.>>220960797Just on the brit threads, r8 is slightly better.>>220960825As are all British women.
>>220960731I remembered his name: Terry Richardson
i'm rorkeypops
>>220960839hi rorkeypops
Anyone here work in the DVLA?
*BLWARLARBLLLLRRRR*
>>220960836no but i mean REALLY mentally illand if by some miracle you find a girl whose just a bit mental she will be ugly anyway, pretty girls dont come here unless they need to promote their of
I was feeling Saturn for past several relatively acutely due to dreams had. Is it in the interest to hold it or should it recede at this time?
>>220960850yeah
>go into kitchen for midnight snack 2 days ago>massive spider prowling the floor>dadberg says its probably slipped through a crack somewhere>go down tonight>floor is clear>stood there eating my ham and croissant >see it on the wall above the light switch>bolt out of there so fast i bash into the wall and almost tripgoing to be a hungry sitting duck until dadberg gets back from work tomorrow fucks sake
Employed Woman i can be your new uncle
>>220960838Cumming
liam rosenior fired from chelsea
>>2209609003 months out of a 6 year contractfunny
>>220960867Would you like to make some sweet sweet dosh?
>>220960876pussyo
dusting off the scorpion jacket and going out looking for a fight
>>220960852Yeah you're right, I just really feel like I need a shag and really indulge in some self-loathing.The thing is I'm starting to see prettier girls walk about around here, but I still just can't help shy I am when I can't... control? arrange? I like being comfy in my room and really teasing a girl verbally and that sets the tone.Last thing I want to do is walk into a fish and chips shop and go>Holy fawk you are FIT >You single?Not fit enough for that anymore.
>>220960910no i'm scared now sorry x
Original rorke materialYou're listening to the smelly bedroom
>>220960935fair dos lad, never trust a chinaman with a business proposition
>>220960669>>220960731if i was one i'd rattle the fuck out of her
>>220960932what part of the country do you live in and how old? i may know a girl but only if youre within the same area/age range and are white
got the youtube bodycam videos on
right well that's a
>>220961003I would
um
right well
how are you meant to wash a weighted blanket it just fucks up my washing machine
right thats tonights scranton pennsylvania sorted
>>220961036corrr good yank scran that
>>220960982the copslop is it?
>>220961036Why did you photoshop Kanye West into the beans?
right well that's a soggy meal isn't it
>>220961036yeah i love mac and cheese with beans nglmy guilty pleasure
blown out fannard
lads love it when you send them pics of your blown out cured meat looking fanny flaps
>>220961048yessir
>>220961073Outies are the best mate
show them your shit stained asshole while you're at it too
>>220961076the texture of beef, the smell of fish, and the taste of iron
>>220961093it's a delicacy
what if women had penises
>>220961100so are boiled eggs soaked in piss
what if men had penises
tracer overwtch
>>220961101they do sometimes and they're angels
>>220961136can't be done
heard that they're bringing back dinosaursmad that
>>220961163hopefully I'll be dead by then
>>220961163grow up
>>220961168be quiet
Think we need to start talking about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
>>220961186could've sworn he used to be a monkey?
The character design of this game kind of reminds me of Adventure Island.
>>220961195
is it really true that milton keynes is the city of the future?
>>220961213yeah think so
>>220961211Never managed to get past the mine cart bit
>>220961195He was a better man
playing StarCraft: Remastered haven't replayed the campaign since the early 2000s
>>220961186Mad how he has the most UK #1 albums of any band or artist of all time. It really doesn't feel like he's popular enough for that to be the case. Like yeah he was big for about 10 years in the 90s/00s but not since.
might move to new mexico
>>220961186Let Me Entertain You is forever stuck in my head due to being the menu music in Actua Soccer 3
>>220961255been. its too hot and high elevation so you get burned immediately
>>220961230MY WIFE FOR HIRE
>>220961256it was on a dreamcast advert too
>>220961265did you see walter white
>>220961138big fan of her butt
might move to new england
>>220961138*starts jacking off*
england looks like a nice place.
rorkes always finish last
>>220961295fuck off
>6'1 female at toil has been making eyes at mehow do I tell that FREAK to FUCK OFF
typed one too many o's in a word of a text and now i look like a FAGGOT
>>220961295thank you for being nice to us
>>220961265how about trying not being a pasty ass cracker lol
Thinking about committing suicide
>>220961301god you're a gay cunt
>>220961299don't be rude
if you look at reviews for anywhere on the Falkland's there's a seething Argentinian
>>220961316go for it lad
>>220961316right well don't do that
>>220961213it's a 1960s vision of the futurefor other 1960s visions of the future, please consult the books "The Clockwork Orange", "The Sheep Look Up" and "Fahrenheit 451"
doing a gay porn haka
>>220961338Cheers la
>>220958412England is my city
>>220961353>>220961353>>220961353
>>220961301>6'1 femalecorrrrrr get her climbed
>>220961336Turn stanley into a major city by 2030
