in the arms of the angels-editionprev >>220957657
DENOUNCE MUAD'DIB
sour patch kids cereal sub edition
>>220960942Im disgusted, yet curious...
>>220960942VileDo seppos really
skibidi ass fuckniggas I have enough money to get nightvision now, just trying to decide on whether i splurge for thermals
>>220960953why are you still posting this?
>>220960953This movie filters both foids and incels
Never give me a pack of gum because I will eat the entire thing in one go. And then proceed to shit my pants because xylitol is a laxative.
and let's not forget
>>220960959while i personally think that is a retarded financial decision, i support your ability to make it. hopefully you can use it soon during the raking of the poo
Where da hoes at?https://youtu.be/3Awey7AbXT0
I am from the north and I'm not exactly pro-south (my opinion on the civil war is complicated and nuanced.)However, Abraham Lincoln was a huge faggot.>opposed the Mexican-American war in the 1840s, would've let beaners steal the southwest>killed hundreds of thousands of white Americans in civil war>violated freedom of speech for northerners who opposed civil war>reprimanded General Grant and General Sherman for making "racist" comments
>>220960978I dont understand the hype around chicken and waffles. Its not a good combination, there's no secret flavor that comes from combining them, its just fried chicken and waffles
>>220960990I'm a hoe
>>220961004Carbs salt and sugar make my brain go brrr
>>220960978yo tha shi was bussin
Considering SLOP.
impossible to understand how people eat food fried in vegetable oils (besides sesame and peanut oil)they all taste and smell disgusting.
Lincoln also looked very disgenic and ugly.
>>220960979The ability to see at night without being seen using visible light is basically a superhuman power that the everyman can afford. What else is possible for anything close to the price of nightvision? Sure we can fly, but a plane is like $100,000 + licensing and fuel, airport fees, etc.
What happened to that Leaf that was obsessed with getting wedgies and his friends would give him wedgies and he secretly liked it?
>>220960923eating dried up shrimp with lemon
>>220960998Oh yeah and I forgot to mention that he exchanged letters with Karl Marx. They were pen pals.
>>220961040I haven't gone anywhere without artificial lighting in over a year.
>>220961040We can shoot guns
The bear fell off so hard after the second season
>>220960923what happened to EVs? lol
>>220961140EVeez nuts
>>220960923https://youtu.be/AjGkbFqi67c?si=waHuKq96eKZ-pfxn
Thought I just had allergies but now I'm coughing and paranoid I have a cold or the flu or something
What board is the main creator of 4chan culture and lingo, it must be /pol/ right?>you lost tranny >a whatever flew over my houseand so on
>>220961210Would it be "what board?" or "which board?" Sorry esl moment
>>220960959>>2209610404 eyed or 2 eyed?
>>220961210/tv/
>>220961210>What board is the main creator of 4chan cultureDepends. I'd say /mu/, /int/, /pol/, /b/, /tv/, /a/, /v/, and /his/ all have strong claims.
>>220961059Nice. I just ate 4 eggs with salsa and ketchup.
goon'd
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
>>220960998You forgot the most egregious two>rejected an offer of army elephants from Siam during the Civil War>intervened to save a bunch of injuns after the Dakota War
>>220961347how the fuck would importing elephants have solved anything
>>220961362Cover them in armour and they're basically Civil War era tanks
>>220961362You could use them for one surprise cavalry charge, but after that the shock factor would be gone
>>220961362you can eat them. they're made of meat
>>220961375Nigga do you have ANY idea how much plate armour that would require
>>220961098wasn't he just making sandwiches?
>>220961210>>220961272>main 4chan culture board>anything except /b/Newfags I tellz ya!
>>220961012Based
>>220961390IDK bro what do I know
>>220961362He was literally a Republican and he DIDN'T want elephants. Imagine the moral boost! What a fool.
>>220961401/b/ as you know it is long since dead, its all zoomers and edgelords begging for nudes and OP to never deliver
The British-Finnish anthropologist Edward Dutton said that we reached our peak intelligence in approximately 1870, and after that, average intelligence has steadily declined due to dysgenics.
>>220961430>its all zoomers and edgelords begging for nudesLast time I visited was two years ago and it was all fags spreading their assholes
>>220961433I dont see people in the 19th century flying to the moon
Damn Jason got caught up!
spotify playing green day and i'm like get this shit out of my face then it playing tool and i'm like
>>220961454uma delicia!
>>220960933The fuck is that?
>>220961449People in the 19th century wouldn't have been dumb enough to believe in that hoax.
>>220961433>>220961449>>220961483Look at this 8th Grade exam from rural Kentucky in 1912. What percentage of students do you think could pass this today?
>>220961454It's Brian that lives in Chicago.
>>220961315what kind of eggs?
>>220961260Binos. Quad NODs are like $30k just to start, if you want the really nice ones they're like $40k which is fucking insane.Binos are heavy enough too, quads are for super duper taliban assassinations where you fly in and out and only wear them for an hour.
>>220961492Jason lives here too unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arSGBh2pqoi thought america was a free country
>>220961504Jason lives in Ohio
>>220961487theres no way this is real, Im a history major and I dont even know half the answers to the last section
just beat pokemon snap
>>220961516Added to my WL. I've got to hop on a team meeting at 6:30.
>>220961516they should know not to talk about this in the U.S.A
>>220961535which one? I mean both are good but I liked the original more
>>220961534It's from the Bullitt County Historical Museum, people WERE smarter back then, but progressivists are loathe to admit it. Keep in mind this was some hick county too, not even Boston or anything with an advanced Academic community nearby.
>>220961026i just had>mccrispy sriracha>medium fries>medium coke>big mac>medium fries>medium coke>6 mcnuggets>bbq sauce>chicken mcwraplooool
My alma mater is Arkham University of Arkham, Massachussets.
>>220961582Ever watched Color Out of Space
I'm gay.
>>220960953belly full of goyslop, now it's time to drain my little goy nuts to this webm and many others i've got lined up
>>220961596bretty gud album
>>220961596My condolences
>>220961593No but I've read the short story.
Mass deportations? Whatever happened there
>>220961570this is not a joke btw i really ate all of that lol. i think i could take on the moviebob mcdonalds challenge
>>220961619Way too late for that
>>220961619I'd deport the contents of my balls in her ass, IYKWIM
>>220961547n64
Me on the right
And I'm jackin and smackin and whackinAnd I'm fappin and slappin and plappin
CHRIST IS KING
>>220961661Me like 10 minutes ago but I got tired and gave up
>>220961683holy unc
>>220961660>big bulky ass headphonesI remember when we used to keep our wired earbuds wrapped around our phone in our pocket instead of wearing these things around our necks all the time now.
It's crazy how fast some users reply to you on Soulseek. I asked this one guy to unlock an album of his for me and he replied back within a couple of minutes.
>>220961675
My Amazon package is almost here.
>>220961723>SoulseekUnc here, idk what that is
niggas be jizzing on bread and calling it a dessert
>>220961735got a package for you right here*grabs my crotch*>>220961743Napster for the 2010s
>>220961744Well it looks to be a White baby so probably not a nigga's jizz.
About to jump on a call here.
>>220961767Jump on this dick, girl
>>220961570Based fatty
>>220961775
>>220961783i'm not even fat, i'm just more american than you'll ever be
I want an anime that's literally a straight-up faithful biopic of Napoleon, except Napoleon is a woman. That's the only difference and no one at all comments on it.
>>220961839having the time of his life
>>220961840boku no pico
>>220960959>>220961501>love everthing related to military things>born in a country without military
Anime is for troons
>>220961839Fucked a fat bitch like this onceThe titties are fun to play with but I don't really have any other positive things to say. At least she didn't smell bad
Normal? I was normal once. They put me in a field. A grass field. A grass field filled with flowers. The flowers? They made me normal. Normal? I was normal once. They put me in a field. A grass field. A grass field filled with flowers. The flowers? They made me normal.
>why yes, I go to anime imageboards and complain about anime
>>220961860>Troons ruined another communityMany such cases
This website hasn't been a tranime website since the 2000s you troon
>>220961860breathing is for troons
>>220961872overwhelming majority of the boards aren't anime so it's actually a niche subculture on 4chan at this point.
>This website hasn't been a tranime website since the 2000s you troon
>>220961800You're European and look like this
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFFTHE WHOLE STRAIT
Sharty won tranimefags
https://youtu.be/KqRPOEa3P44Classic
>Sharty won tranimefags
Paying $1200 to have a PAWG pornstsr sit on my face 2 weeks from today.
cia made me try mexican coke o algo
gambled on a fart and lets just say i am not leaving the casino a happy customer
>>220961902lol i wish
why do some zoomers call each other pedophiles if someone dates three years younger than themselves
>RUINS
>>220961840There is an anime/LN series called Oda Nobuna no Yabo that is just Nobunaga's Ambition but most of the cast are women (and instead of dying when they normally would they just join the harem) it was pure kinoalso though I think that alt/isekai historical fiction will be the next big thing especially in a few years when AI slop is decent and/or forced on to the market
>>220961962>why do some zoomersIt's not a Zoomer thing, it's a U.S thing.This "taboo" only exists in the U.S and every other culture mocks us for it. Even oldfags in the U.S are like this too.>t. failed cougar hunter
>I think that alt/isekai historical fiction will be the next big thing especially in a few years when AI slop is decent and/or forced on to the market
>>220961963https://youtu.be/GJgXdSVFnJE
can jason fuck off
Pitzer with da bois
Should I try masturbating again or just give up
Jason got arrested again
>>220961994>>220962023>>220962028If I stop namefagging will this general respect and revere me as much as it does Jason?
>>220962028Jason doesn't leave his house without supervision.
>>220962028Let's see the bodycam footage
>>220962042
>>220962035Jason's a lolcow nobody respects him.
Norm McDonald saying the N-word for 10 hours ASMR
>>220961925Based blackman, what's her name?
>>220962053Kek
>>220961994I'm not jason but I'm curious why you think he would say that, did you just get activated at the word isekai? if it helps I mean stuff like spy x family and youjo senki one of which is a literal isekai but it also takes place in a setting that is similar to our real world past but different enough to avoid people getting offended by real life parallels and the other isn't isekai but takes place in a world that is also similar to the real past, but also a lot of slop that women like these days is also just historical slop with light fantasy elements and a lot of that is AI, and men always fetishize military stuff to some extent so I think at some point it will be super popular
Jason is a faggot. No one respects faggots.ONE NATION UNDER GOD HIMSELF AGAINST DEGENERATES
>>220962027I've been wanking 3 times a day watching lesbian Latinas. My neighbor Cynthia came over when I was masturbating and told me to join the gym. I said nah, I would only go to see big fat asses in spandex. Then she pulled up her leggings and showed me her legs. I think I could fuck her but I'm too lazy
one hour of silence occasionally broken up by m i k u d a y o ~
>Paying $1200 to have a PAWG pornstsr sit on my face 2 weeks from today.
>>220962112>Jason is a faggotMakes sense given he's bullish on isekai
>>220962088Rather not sayJust know she's a PAWG. Her ass is bigger than Alexis Texas
>>220962133I don't speak Spanish sorry
>>220962088I'd bet a nickel its Siri
>>220962138is she from san antonio?
>>220962147It's not SiriIt's not Lauren Phillips either>>220962149NoI'd actually never heard of her before I looked for a pornstar escort, since she only has a couple girl girl vids and that's all I jerk off to
>>220962138Do you have to wear a condom?
i can only get off to ebony clussy these days
I'm a failure as a human being
amazing to me some people have never been stung by a wasp
>>220962159it's Buck Angel
>>220962162Not sure, we're only doing oral.
>>220962181Who is she?
>>220962172I've been stung by bees before but I don't remember being stung by a wasp
this cowboy has contracted swampass
>>220962167>ebony clussyKind of ruins the whole point unless they do a Zwarte Piet type thing and double down on the Blackness to comical degrees>>220962189>only doing oralSmart move, bit of a waste for all that money though.
>>220962189Well good luck anyways, whoremongering is far better than gooning.
Nivea regeneración intensiva.
>>220962172my sister is allergic to bees and wasps so she avoids them like the plague
THOMAS JAY
>>220962172I was stung by one randomly, right in the belly, while going up a ladder into a swimming poolhurt like a motherfucker for several hoursonly time it ever happened thoughnonetheless, I must've killed a hundred of them in that same swimming pool in the years that followed, usually by beheading them with the leaf rake or crushing them against the wall with the chlorine floater. that'll teach those fuckers.
check out the watch that I bought
Carissa needs to report live from my dick
>buying a sub $100 casio that isn't a gshockfor what purpose
>>220962222obese
>>220962199>bit of a waste for all that money thoughBruh I'm desperate I haven't been with a woman in 2 years. I've never been with a pawg, need to check it off my bucket list>>220962202Thanks, I agree
>buying a watch in the first place
>>220962199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSlrvl1WFOYidk she cute I call her massashe actually looks kind of asian in white face
>>220962245sometimes I forget what day of the week it is, or day of the month even, but my gshock always lets me know
>I haven't been with a woman in 2 yearsnormies >>>/out/
>>220962232fuck off gaylord
>>220962243>I haven't been with a woman in 2 yearsI understand. I guess it's just that I'm a broke nigga personally so I could never afford such a luxury.>I've never been with a pawgShouldn't be too hard to find one without paying int he U.S, we're probably tied with Australia and the Netherlands when it comes to PPG (Pawgs Per Capita).>need to check it off my bucket listI get it. I plan on fucking an Asian an African girl in due time this summer.
>>220962172I haven't by bee or wasp. I can't explain why. There were many opportunities. They've landed on me, I've upset their hives, but still nothing.
this nigga too stupid to read a calendar or look at his homescreen
>>220962222>>220962267itadakimasu her hmmm oishi~
no uses calendars anymore grandpa
>>220962273Black girls are easy
>>220962230mine's waterproof to 200m and it has a fishe on italso in theory I'm supposed to get a "free" rolex when I make enough commission. But if a rolex is anywhere near as heavy as the casio marlin I'm just gonna go back to f91ws or whatever the fuck they are
>>220962267hamplanet
>>220962267It's okay to be Black, just say it>>220962261She's cute, I guess I get it.I guess I just personally like my clown girls pale.
>>220962288>zoom zoom cant read a piece of paper
>>220962222you have a fat amy fetish lmao
Don’t talking before my coffee!
>>220962267>those armsToo much for me
>>220962306who the fuck needs calendars anymore or clocks i go to my iphone for that
>zoom zoom cant readHey, I can read just fine!
imagine being this old ass nigga constantly carrying paper with him just so he knows what day it is
Eisenhower was the last president to do a big construction project, with his being the interstate system. He was inspired by the interstate system that the Nazis built in Germany.
imagine being too stupid to remember what day of the week it is
>>220962370I'd say the ADA was functionally a big construction project. It made many buildings and sidewalks handicap accessible.
>>220962370They knew too much.
>>220962172I have but not since I was a kidStupid wasp was living under the jungle gym in my friends backyard, it stung my thumb and it swelled up so much I was 6 years old so I cried
>>220962400kek what a bitch
we're probably spending more than the yearly interstate highway construction budget if you add up all the state and local municipalities building highway extensions, widening highways, and maintaining highways
>>220962389>appeared to be recoveringhis doctor straight up told him he'd never live a normal life again
>>220962389wait a minute, that face...
>>220962219What's the point of buying a cheap watch? You probably have a phone on you at all time so it's not functional it's just for aesthetics so it should be expensive
>>220962413yah, that money could be put to better use building giant archstones or funding ballroom bunkers
>>220962466I love watches, they look good with your wedding ring and suit. It makes you look pro
Similarly, China based their own highway system on that of the United States so we have a direct line of highway system descent of Germany -> America -> China
>>220962489>with your wedding ring
>>220962468i want to see what the trump arch looks like. it'd be made entirely out of gold spray painted drywall and it'd become host to a massive black mold colony that takes control of the brains of the heads of government
owari da...
>>220962540>implying anyone heading the government has a brain to infect
I read about how to fix my clogged toilet. I think I will need a bucket and maybe a plunger. I will wait until tomorrow. My parents will be gone tomorrow. While they're gone I will do it. I can't do it while they're here because if they see me getting a bucket and a plunger they will ask me what I'm doing. I don't want them to know about the clogged toilet because they might get mad at me. So I will take care of the situation while they're gone.
>>220962562have you tried drano? it dissolves shit and paper tissue
>>220962562Why would you need a bucket? Just plunge it like a normal person, and clean the plunger after.
do NOT pour drano or any kind of caustic chemicals down your toilet
wait, you guys CLEAN the plunger?
>>220962627Bud...
>>220962562Sometimes you can unclog it with just a normal toilet brush just using it like a plunger. I had to do this a couple days ago and it worked.
>>220962562It might unclog itselt
>>220962630but whats the point? its not like youre gonna put it anywhere other than in the terlit
>>220962640Bro it's covered in poop!
>>220962647you dont swirl it in the water before taking it out?
Equality is perhaps the most delusional belief that is widely believed in. And all its deranged manifestations such as "we are all just human" or "we're all the same". Actually, no. No we are not all the same. Maybe in the most basic sense but it ends at that. There exist many people who are repulsive both in exterior and interior. Utterly foreign to you in their motives, ideas, actions, etc. It's foolish to think you're somehow equal to them. You are far superior to them. It's like thinking you're equal to a squirrel or something just because you're both mammals.
>>220962640You have to put it somewhere when you're not using it. It really doesn't take much time to spray it with some sort of cleaning spray and then splash it around in clean toilet water for a while.
>>220962615what would happen
>>220962667you dont put it next to the toilet?
>>220962659Okay chudcel neet
>>220962674I clean it, I let it drip dry, and then I place it somewhere nearby.
My neighbor's toilet was completely black..
Is the water in the tank at the back of the toilet supposed to look brown and gross? Is that normal?
someone pulled on upper-decker on this nigga
Got the Scott the Woz on
>>220962639How long would that take
My fellow leafs no cap these chips are the best tasting chips I have ever had.
>>220962673it will damage your toilet because it's made of porcelain and not PVC/metal like plumbing pipes are.>>220962727no. get some toilet tank cleaner. gross.
>>220962435Yeah, they might just be recycling clones at this point. He looks just like 45/47 without hair.>>220962490Bear is now the official animal of /cum/.
>>220962748>the best tasting chips I have ever had.for me it's
>>220962776I've never seen these in stores.
>>220962821they're korean i think, might have to go to an ethnic store. i would like to try those doner chips but i doubt we'll ever get them down here
does /cum/ know what a 'loosie' is?
>>220962748I will keep an eye out for those, seems like it would make a pretty good flavour ngl.
>>220962834Might have them at walmart then, they have a lot of ethnic foods here
>>220962842
>>220962562You need a toilet snake and stop flushing your tampons down the toilet
>>220962842those are genuinely awful
>>220962842They have them at superstores and shoppers. But at shoppers they are like 2x the price so fuck shoppers.
these were pretty good thoughbeit
Smoking weed and gaming, it's just what it is
>>220962859/cum/ is definitely an anti-Shoppers generalFUCK Shoppers.
>Smoking weed
Who drunk here
>>220962859why would you go to shoppers to buy food? They aren't a grocery store so of course it will be more expensive.
>>220962894Im gonna pregame before I go to bar karaoke
>>220962743Like a few hours to one night
>>220962885>>220962902>>220962859What are shoppers
For me it's sprite
>>220962894I'm busy analyzing data for my thesis project
>>220962916Niggas whom shop
>>220962916leaf version of CVS
>>220962885>>220962902I was there yesterday looking for melatonin for my dad. I would never go to shoppers for food or even of my own accord. FUCK shoppers
>>220962916Shoppers Drug Mart, originally a pharmacy that evolved into a pharmacy + supermarket that doesn't sell produce or meatfamous for charging 3x the price for basic food that you can buy at a grocery store next to it
>>220962917this is pepper country
>>220962918you should be analyzing some BITCHESniggaaaaa~
>I'm busy analyzing data for my thesis project
>>220962934even vitamins you can get cheaper at superstore
>>220962955Yeah and you don't have to walk by the fag flag humiliation ritual they have set up at shoppers. Although superstore is 100% staffed by Indians where I live.
bought one of those little cheap chinese mice and its so tiny it makes my hand cramp up even with a fingertip grip
>>220962894I'm hittin the edibles and doing some writing
>>220962963just put it back in its cage wtf
>bought one of those little cheap chinese mice and its so tiny it makes my hand cramp up even with a fingertip grip
>>220962658I feel this post is reason enough to open the floor to discussion as to whether mexico should continue to be a part of /cum/.
>>220962980There is no discussion It's part of /cum/
>>220962977is that me in the picture
>>220962864Remember Cajun flavoured Pringles?
>>220962993what do you think, bitchtits
>>220962980I never see them post here anyways
>>220963002i don't know that's why i asked
>>220962980this guy got really mad at gays the other day as well, odd behavior!
>>220962987Umm he’s pretending to be a girl and bbclusting foreigners. I thought we all agreed only to talk about black cock with fellow cummiepies.
>>220962980Going by this logic you should exclude the U.S and Canada for being too Mexican and too Indian
>goshpedo destroyed an entire third of /cum/ with his faggotrysad
>>220962996I don't but lays has a cajun flavor now anyway (even though it's k*ttle cooked)
>paying at deli >edgar lowlife faggot stands next to me on the counter with his stuff >already angry and on edge >cashier is taking ages >take a deep breath and turn around so that I am giving him my back >pay and leave may be tripping but my brain went full on dog-territorial mode at that moment
>>220963056don't know what the fuck you're babbling about
i hear jbw in sf gets you insta-chink puss
>>220963056perfectly normal response, he was trying to shuffle up on you. should've smashed his face into the sneeze guard.
I guess I'll just fap to my irl crush pics again
MOTHERTELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAYTELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDSWHAT THEY MEANWHAT THEY SAYMOTHERNOT ABOUT TO SEE YOUR LIGHTBUT IF YOU WANNA FIND HELL WITH MEI CAN SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE
>>220963056>>paying at delithis was your first mistake
>>220963017If dysgenic had a face.
>>220963062asian sf girls are the most insufferable climbers you will ever meet
With minimal experience, you too can solder a better connection than a sleep deprived chinese factory worker
>>220963062>jbw in sf gets you insta-chink pussThere was a while where it was competitve but I've heard because of the Jeet invasion it's like this again
Im huwhite, tall and surrounded by chinks where I live but I still cant get any girls
Jet Neptune is a pretty cool guy
HATE IT when I go to a store for like one thing and then have to stand in line right behind the guy buying/redeeming lotto tickets for twenty minutes.
maaaan look at this shit maneits fuckin beautifulim finna rewatch it now
>heyyyyyyyyyyy>Soul makossa
gambling is for retards. there is nothing more low-life than buying lotto scratch tickets at a gas station.
Smoking weed vape
what will get me insta chink puss in 619
>>220963069>we have House of the Rising Sun at home
>>220963102still havent seen EoE and dont want to either
I need a state mandated bf
>>220963133genuinely what the fuck did you mean by this
>le bing bing wahoo bullshit
why tf it cost so much to renew my car's registration. listen up dmv, i don't know if you noticed, but i ain't the one who wants it renewed.
>>220963143I mean those lyrics are a gayer version of House of the Rising Sun
>>220963135i think youre missing out but its your call man
>>220963065Can I fap to him with you? uwu
>>220963151you have to renew your registration? what the fuck?>give us money if you still own this car so we know you still own it
>>220963151Kill your governor IN MINECRAFT
>>220963154theyre nothing alike, what the fuck are you talking about
pennsylvania is a weird state
>>220963155I'd have to rewatch Evangelion to remember the plot and I dont wanna
ay tone where's the new thread
>>220963188I thought it was really cool. taking amtrak from philly to pittsburgh was comfy as fuck, especially going through Mt Union
threadsissy is baking a new, give them time and remember to say thank you
>>220963181>mother, tell your children, not to do what I have doneretarded dweeb faggot
>>220963188>>220963207Personally I’ve always held a moderate distaste for PA and I have no idea why.
>>220963215>its a knockoff because of one line at the end of the songno anon, you are the retard
>>220963217it's an under-achieving scum state that should be far better than it is, but it's full of losers who just proliferate and breed a culture of sucking.
>>220963217hatred of philidelphia, probably
>>220963231Maybe you’re right. Never hear anything relevant coming out of that place.
>>220963239>>220963239New
>>220963229>it's nothing alike>okay it's a little alikebased retardkill yourself any time
>>220963273youre really trying to die on this hill arent you? completely different themes, sound, and everything. Stop talking
