vgh edish
POOP PEENIS
Toilwife edition
Britain's mountaineering spirit sub-edish
need north korean defector gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky60rLxRFZI
I wfh but the toilfu is telling me when she's going to the office out of the blue, need to think of some excuse to go in at the same time
thinking about lift operatorsbefore the 60s every single lift in every single building had an operator in it who sat there and made it go up and downthey (naturally) weren't paid very well and so they went on strike occasionally for better wageswhenever they went on strike entire offices were completely unable to function so the companies had to give inbut eventually someone started making lifts that didn't need a human operatornow, naturally the lift operators hated these and seethed endlesslybut look around you now, how many lifts have operators?now, today we have the tube....
any gay man in?
He's right, if we dont defend Israel we dont deserve the Falklands
>>220969053tallest mountain in the uk is like 5 meters how do you need a rescue
>>220969060Luckily my toilfu is in london office. Otherwise I would have ruined my life long ago
>>220969053>Young Men
>A woman who was taking a toilet break while on a road trip in the Australian outback ended up getting stuck waist-deep in a pit latrine after it collapsed.
All women are manipulative by nature, that's just biology and NOT misogynyThe reason modern men hate women is because society gives us too much to deal with, without women scheming and conniving
on my lunch break and we are now nine tenths of the way through the working week
>>220969053that lot shoulda been left to die imo
>>220969131poo drowning
i have decided to destroy society
>Kids>Boys>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Hulking schoolboys>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
I want to be rich but I don’t want to work for it
>All women are manipulative by nature, that's just biology and NOT misogyny>The reason modern men hate women is because society gives us too much to deal with, without women scheming and conniving
Honestly lads, this AI stuff.Did someone wake up one day and think 'Yeah, a guide for Canslad on how to not get fired because he's noncing the Latvian again' was a good idea
>>220969161rorke's amazon search history
>>220969134
>>220969174bro she’s a hag
>>220969124It's cold and windy and wet
Garmin says my stress is high but I’mGenuinely just sitting here
>>220967774leftypol hates this
>>220969174no idea what you're talking about canslad, but i hope you have a pleasant day
lots of dogshit posts flying around right now
l know men do 90%+ of murders and violent crimes but women will manipulate you into taking out the rubbish so whose the real villain here?
Funny how when you criticise women they'll call you an incel and a misogynist, but they never call you wrong
Might just not work rest of the day
dog shit post just flew past my window
need help picking a card for dogberg's birthday
>>220969188screamink
>>220969103sc
>>220969229incels are inherently wrong about everything. you've been told this several times now.
>>220969237>plantainYou in brixton m8?
Dogberge keeps getting on my bed
>>220969237does he like golf or beer or sitting on the couch or farting and or hate his wife?if so you'll be spoiled for choice
>>220969226women murder approximately 1/3 of all children
>>220969251vaginal slave
australians making fun of britain's mountains like Mount Mxyzptlk couldn't be knocked down with a grader
Genuinely can't imagine being an incel. How mentally broken do you have to be to even end up as one. Just off yourself at that point
>incels are inherently wrong about everything. you've been told this several times now.
migrant wanking centres
>>220969224true...
>vaginal slave
>>220969277rorke's linkedin search history
>>220969266>>220969274and yet, you didnt say im wrong. curious.you've just hoisted by your own petard
>>220969277finally, a job that heather and ziedy can do
Been for a run now sat in my garden, kit off, soaking up the sun. Going to head to the pub garden in a bit. WFH is a fucking doddle I am stealing a living
seasideCOP
>>220969300You said it yourself, incels are inherently wrong about everything.
grown out of racism these days just let the cunts in dont care anymore me
>>220969268i did realise the irony heh heh
>>220969277the gf volunteers there for her DofE
right well I just scratched my balls and now my fingers stink
>>220969333vile demonic animalsone of them tried to eat catberg
>>220969333Grown into racism recently. Fuck the cunts
thinking about john keats
>grown out of racism these days>just let the cunts in dont care anymore me
it really is a paki woman
>>220969300can just imagine your unimpressive penis nestled amidst untrimmed pubic hairs as you're typing this
Fret not, my queens; I shan't let these incels criticise women in my presence
>>220969355daydream about men's cocks a lot do you mate?
>>220969343>>220969344:/
>>220969343oh reallynormally bergs and foxes just kind of leave each other alone
our zackys done him up like a kipper here
>>220969371Got a problem with gays?
Playing death stranding 2
>>220969386yes. they're grim
>>220969385boggles the mind the size of his head
>>220969391Incel
>>220969385ermbunny
>>220969382don't blame them though because my berg is nice and fat
>>220969407Fat cunt
>>220969407corrrrrr
>>220969407Get that big cunt butter roasted
>>220969347lots of john keats in glasgow
why us graham linehan so obsessed with troons?
>>220969394glinner is based and kellysomerspilled
business idea: shagging women
>>220969407nooo stop overfeeding him
Right, lads. Decision time.Lunch, you see. At home, you see.Now does Canslad get the BIG fucking lunch now and get the BIG cans alter or just get small lunch now and th e BIG chips and BIG cans later
these fucking new gen antisemites on Instagram are so annoying
>>220969441Fuck sake Leftypol
>>220969394I can't find the photo that was taken of him when he was arrested at the airport but he genuinely has one of the most grotesque physiques I've ever seen
£5 says one of you is Wendall off of the YouTube
Mein Kampf, Turner Diaries, Might is Right, and Beyond Good and Evil are the only necessary books you need to read.
>>220969441yep that's an um red alert
>>220969443I don't overfeed him, he gets the recommended amount for his agebut he goes out and eats poor mices and birds from the gardenand I'm pretty sure our neighbours give him food
>>220969445what do you want me to say to this cansladi just dont really care mate, do what you think is right
>>220969456bloody hell imagine the pheromones!!
right, a couple of odd ones there
>>220969456Sir Portuguese Girlfriend
>>220969456god fucking damn that's grimthis is what I imagine a post-surgery troon arse looks like
right well that's vile
listening to u2 - beautiful day
>>220969456kinda mental how women actually grow hair in their arse
>>220969420he wasn't at first but he's been harassed for about 8 years because he didn't think an old 'transphobic' it crowd episode he wrote was that bad
reckon a funny reaction image would be a UN soldier with UM on his helmet instead
glinner has 1,000% masturbated over a natalie mars vid at some point>t. transphobe who knows how easily you can succumb to their charms after a few bockles
>>220969459the lad
>>220969456prehistoric grugs be like gorrrrr
>>220969509the reputed bergs
>>220969442your business idea is unrealistic with you at the helm so I won't be investing
The best Page 3 girls are now forgotten, sadly:>Kelly Andrews>Lindsey Strutt>Staci Noblett>Lissy Cunningham
>>220969531wonder how much terf pussy he's been lapping up with that massive head
recovering from his hangover
>>220969545shan't be googling these as i assume they're the 16 yo ones
>>220969531nigga got the goldeneye big head cheat on
>>220969303 Well that's you lot getting slagged off yet again
>>220969533Cancel everything.
>>220969531Paddy O'Rapanui
just woke up>>220969552wtf are those creps
>>220969555rorke doesnt have a problem with that apparently
I like the IT Crowd episode where the Irish one uses the disabled toilets and gets caught so he was to pretend to be a leg mental
>>220969552wearing walking shoes casually is peak fucking virgin attire
Flippity.
>>220969569Look like Salomons or other such rubbish Only worn by people who never hike
leave anons shoes alone and lets focus on the berg instead :)
Hate warm sunny weather makes me feel unwell
>>220969385screamink
>>220969575Says who?
not far of dark fruits weather thiscouple of degrees more and the shirts coming off
>>220967774Mad how Leftypol wants to protect rural towns and villages like this, while Rorke wants to hand our country to multimillionaires and billionaires who would build whatever the fuck they like as long as it makes them fat profits
Shut the fuck up, Indian.
got no booze in as I won't be consuming that muck tonight
>>220969608Try killing yourself. That might help.The idea of you killing yourself makes me happy at least and always cheers me up
how to make willy thicker
>>220969597canslad on a fucking madness
>>220969569they're waterproof and I wear them because it rains a lot
Can't take my shirt off in warm weather as I have self harm scars on my tummy didn't think that one through >>220969636Based. Alcohol is a mugs game
>>220969608Munchausens
I didn't feel a thing.
>>220969656strange little incel creature
>>220969636bet you make a post at around 5-6pm saying you're going to go get some boozebut i'll root for your sobriety xxx
>>220969655that poor cat should be out prowling the jungle not stuck in some cage
does he bait the 'you're a man' replies on purpose then
Leftymong getting desperate for replies, he's not even trying to hide his bait
>>220969680I've got a perfectly normal collection of shoespiss off
>>220969660That and you're a bloke and the fact you're a bloke upsets you
Jesus asked for mercy.
the watch
Jordan Peterson once said that while on his all beef diet he had a sip of apple cider vinegar and went into a month long depression stuck in his bed
>>220969693I'm right though. If you haven't worked out yet that the right is run by the rich, for the rich, then you need to give your head a wobble
Haha
>>220969708erm
>>220969697why are they in your bedroom you weird cunt
Bye.
office was boring so i came home
>>220969730didn't have space in the hall
Lots of anger and hostility in /Brit/ this afternoon
>>220969708For me it was the one video of the asian bloke using nair on his bumhole but he turns around and shows it on the video
Rorke running off to the shops
>>220969748strange incel creature
>>220969748mate...
>>220969579A joke ripped off from Curb Your Enthusiasm btw
>>220969763why did he do that?
>>220969761gays love to post literal gay porn on youtube and call it educational
connor mcgregors voice message to true geordie is so funny man
>>220969763oof
>>220969771Never seen itDon't want to see itHate yanks
>>220969783yeah it's fetish contentsome of them like shaving and hair removal
>>220969765just didn't have space in the hall mate and didn't want people treading on them when they come inthey're clean so I just put them at the foot of my bedcome off it>>220969767yeah?
El Ilustrísimo Señor Don Júdez Bellingán de Todos los Santos y de la Eterna Corona, El Batón Celestial
>>220969681no I shan't be doing thatbut it would be a lovely day for it if I did
>>220969808he's a zionist now
Beautiful Asian women with Irish accents
did someone say beveragino
>>220969791:/
my shoes?trainersdress shoeshiking shoes welliescrocs (big fan of these)
>>220969825no he's not
one small step for rorkeone giant leap for rorkekind
>>220969765hello
>>220969841aha love cocks i mean cocks i mean cocks i mean crocs
>>220969850LOL HE WILL ENVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>>220969850can you put my berg there too thanks mate x
cocknose
leakydem
>>220969841事半功倍
>>220969871scr
>>220969791Longlivetheking!
>>220969824pint of stella would be a dream right now :/
hello?is this thing on
>>220969921This translates to "shoe poster loves his shoes" for anyone interested
>>220969969>t. Jayden Kevin O'Leary of Moss Side
>>220969968onlybergs
>>220969841my shoes?new rock bootsnike air force 1'sadidas samba
Goldencrown.
the bulbosity of it all
Got I think three pairs of shoes
>>220969976yes it's working thanks for taking my call, as you know we're interviewing incels and we recieved your email...
good afternoon sirs (and ma'ams)
I look like a king.
>>220970020this is the 2020s equivalent of trollface
bumhole smells like sweet manure and weed
>>220970046need to get the gf wearing some of those very erotic
>>220970023sorry i can't understand your accent is there an english person I can speak to
Eegyptian
Sand again.
>>220970046bit noncey
>>220970049mogs rage faces thoughbeit
just used a command line tool to download all facebook and instagram photos of a work colleague and will be getting drunk now and wanking to themdoubt there is a bigger loser on this board than me
new omega block is here. no rain for a month
autistic brother prancing up and down the hallway singing a sea shanty about clubbing seals
Sometimes I think I have autism then I see shit like this and realise I am actually normal >>220970020
>>220970130gonna be awkward when you meet him
SirWilliam Wallace
me when i go to egypt:>>220970096
ive got a gay willy up my bum
hate it when people call me chudjak coded when I'm clearly postmodernist soylennial incel niggerjak coded
It's strange to think that, statistically, at least one of you lads:>is a faggot>is a muslim>is a crawley town fan
year 9swimming lesson
>>220967774pretty
>>220970152Sir Willy Wally
>>220970020will rorkes parents have space on the fridge for this one
>>220970180not necessarily*lisps gayly* we're not a representative sample of the general population
>>220970144Confront him and tell him to stop 'Autism' is simply a lack of discipline
It has come to my attention that the kebab shop I went to once has a 0 (zero) food hygiene rating
>>220970167Mafia shit?
Clubbing seals with the celestial baton
>>220970183my swimming lessons stopped in year 6
>>220970216Consider your immune system boosted
Only just realised that your urine isn't supposed to froth when it hits the water in the bottom of the loo
Need to get drunk but all the places to buy alcohol close by 11pm here and I don’t want to go to a pub. Fml, I’m gonna get the shakes
me when im on a mad one
Seals go to clubs?
>>220970213if you do he has a melty about how he should just shut up forever and never make any noise then and how everyone is bullying him then continues to do it anyway
>>220970200Sire.
>>220970230Its normal if you've had a meal containing lots of protein
have you ever had a meltdown in /brit/?
Todays eats:>breakfastPeanut butter on toast>lunchNothing>dinner 4 hash browns
>>220970242>if you do he has a melty about how he should just shut up forever and never make any noiseTell him that those are acceptable terms
>>220970242hahahahaha they do be like that
>>220970254YesI've talked about killing myself here several timesThat didn't happen, of course
>>220970254Ok, broken cobble stones?
>>220970254no, cause many though*braces myself*
>>220970250fuck off dr dickhead like who even asked lmao
>>220970258Eat more
>>220970254ive been told that im having a meltdown by someone who didnt like what i said in /brit/
i don't know about you lads but i need to really push to get my piss out most of the time
>>220970257Can this be translated further it means nothing to me
>>220970236How much do you usually drink daily and for how many years before you began getting shakes?
What's stereotypical?
>>220970257buy an ad
I am French.
chip butty for lunchrorkes creps are dead on godwindows openbooze laterthese are my updates for now
>>220970319My condolences
>>220970254will admit I had a little one last night when some people in here told me that saying the word "lido" was weird
Door2 to Door1.
>>220970284Sometimes when I've held it for a long time I feel like I need to push a bit to get it started>>220970327fat cunt
Sir Ollie Robbins
>>220970339sorry. i'll admit i made fun of you for that, but only because lido doesn't sound like a real word
>>220970335Awesome, I look like Gayer Anderson.
>>220970347what the fuck do you call a lido then?
>>220970339that is weird I've never seen anyone use that word before
>>220970284your prostate needs a good milking
>>220969597>>220969456um
bin lido
whenever I insult someone here I'm projecting I'm fat i'm a fat cunt im the fat cunt im sorry its me im fat
>>220970347all is forgiven x x x x >>220970358maybe because you're a povvo and there are no lidos where you live :)
>>220970339Wtf is lido
Small talk.
>>220970294Been a heavy drinker for about 10 years, i don’t really track how much I drink daily or know when the dependancy started
>>220970372ktim
How to build a church?
>>220970391dead now of course
I'm lonely and suicidal
>>220970357swimming baths and i'm a northerner
I'm a wanking consultant
sir rosenior feeling significantly less-than and also-ran after losing his job
ive got aids
>>220970424genuinely can't tell if this is ai
Build something.
Thoughts on seeing a pornstar escort?
>>220970450a church?
im going through 'eroin withdrawals
>>220970428SWIMMING BATHs you cant be seriousoh i fancy a trip to the swimming baths perhaps ill bring my bathing drawers and practice some underwater iroqouis twists so im in tip top condition for my upcoming duel against bubbles the pugilist
British lion in a burka eating a vindaloo
>>220967774Nice countryside.
>>220970424miss him ever so badly
lido is outside, swimming baths in
>>220970469meltdown
>>220970442hes in hong kong now
>>220970424mad how hard his brother mogs him
>>220970460Around!
>>220970498there will be hell to pay if you dont call it a lido right the fuck now sunshine
>>220970495lido is outside, LEISURE CENTRE is inside
Mercy.
swimming baths innit
>>220970465
drinking an irn bru
Swimming pool?
any BA bulls in?
>>220970553shut it cunt
>>220970553this doesn't concern you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220970553fuck up yank who asked you
>>220970535yeah inside your mums bed
>>220970553leave it out m8
poo swimming
Time to break up.
>>220970425>>220970425reminds meof this time i was out drinking with some friends and one girl friends with i kept holding her hand and slightly stroking her thigh and then i wondered if she hated me for it
>>220970553it's our new gimmick we all pretend to refer to swimming pools by some 19th century terminology are you enjoying it
>>220970611your a weird litlte rapist mate
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/lido/country/gb/everyone says lido mate
Is the main reason british swimming is shite compared to Canada, United States and Australia because they train in these?
Minecraft shit...
>>220970626hs?
NEW>>220970649>>220970649>>220970649
diego turning up at the lido on parliament hill with a carrier bag full of warm M&S cocktail cans and a prawn sandwich, perving at the swimmers through his oakleys and grunting softly
Blood of a king.
I1.
