Dennis Nedry edition
>NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister for years to come>“The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond”and beyond, lads
Nice weather to do the garden
any augustus toplady men in>>220970660except for the pervy shit this is very true lol
do you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then pleasure yourself and pretend its somebody else?
artdoer poowel
>>220970678the thousand year starmereich
''We've always been in rebellion against the English... the English colonised us 850 to 900 years ago, and imposed three rules''>Banned the Catholic religion and burned all the Catholic churches>They took everybody's land>They banned the Irish culture, especially the Irish languageWhy do the Irish believe this tripe? Surely they're not that retarded or self-delusional?
>>220970686no never even occured to me to be so weird
Reminder if Starmer goes he'll be succeeded by someone on the left of Labour who'll immediately sack Mahmood, leading to the ILR reforms being scrapped and thus allowing the Boriswavers to stay and give them a path to citizenship.
shoving a lido up my arse
>>220970714and 100 years before that we got colonised by some Norman guys. don't hear us crying about it
swear down pussyole wastemen peak ting on da lido u get me innit?
>>220970714the first one didn't start until a few centuries ago but the last two are just objectively true
>>220970738>leading to the ILR reforms being scrapped and thus allowing the Boriswavers to stay and give them a path to citizenship.that's happening anyway
popping to the gay leisure centre, you want anything?
>>220970738if starmer goes labour will probably have a giant internal split, pick someone nobody is happy with (probably left of starmer to deal with the greens) who won't be able to get anything through in parliament then call another GE which will waste all our time and money
someone's Slack status here is "on lunch break & prayer"might start using that myself for extra time off. Talking to Jesus and that for a bit
>>220970766blowie wud be alri
>>220970738the boriswaver reform already happened and was extended to 10 years, we'll be in a rupertarian autocracy by that time
>>220970748The Irish always side with whoever lost, that's why I can't respect their arguments.Cork is known as 'the Rebel County', not because of its opposition to the English but for its support for Perkin Warbeck in the 15th century.Anglo-Irishmen provided it with its most famous achievements, monuments, art and architecture, yet they present themselves as an oppressed race of Gaelic Catholics when it suits.If they simply described themselves as a seceded province of the United Kingdom then I would accept it more
>>220970763how Squirrel niggas look at you when you ask if they have been eating your nuts and seeds
the anti irish poster is a london wog trying to divert attention
>No 10 says Falklands sovereignty rests with UK after report of US 'review'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cde51y0zgjyoruh roh!
we got done... >>220969303
rewatching the scheme. still remains peak povertykino
>>220970753Not at all. Ireland's grandest churches were built by Normans and Englishmen, and their descendants rejected Romish practice whilst holding to their places of worship. That is neither offensive to the Gaels nor hypocritical.The 2nd and 3rd points aren't true either.
feel guilty not going outside and enjoying the warm weather, sun's going to all that trouble generating light and heat and here I am in my incel bedroom posting inane shite on 4chan
>>220970824we wouldnt be able to even sail there to defend it anyway given the state of our navy. 20bn on an aircraft carrier and it breaks down outside the isle of wight. we are finished
>>220970839councilberg will deny your application to put an extra bathroom in and then approve this shite
>>220970839Just unecessary
>>220970678love the car backseat photos, this is my favourite one cos his eyes are glowing red
>>220970824UK/US war would be interesting, which would could fuck up and lose harder?
>>220970847you can go for a walk any time
>>220970829https://maps.app.goo.gl/HdMMjjkSpDtWJ6du9French... Yeah...
>>220970880america hasnt won a war since the second world war, they lost to communist rice farmers and sand people
>>220970678>>220970872are tinted car windows not a thing in the UK? or do people of influence just enjoy having odd pictures of themselves taken whilst they're riding?
Awesome.
>>220970939for front windows it's illegal
34th birthday want to die
>>220970957happy birthday
>>220970953when will we see big head mode starmer?
>>220970953Goldfinger
don't like going on twitter but that's where you have to go if you want to see the sexy oriental women
Hmm.
>>220970957haha me in june. mad how we're still here.
>>220970957happy birthday !
>>220970957happy birthday unc
>>220970957happy birthday lad
/brit/ is full of uncs
>>220970957
>>220970953This reminds me of Goldfinger and for some reason the DK Mode in the GoldenEye Nintendo 64 video game.
>>220971004literally everyone here is 34 it's mad
>>220970957>>220970979fUCKoFFlITERAlcHILDREN
Do you lads remember a feminist swedish song about arsefingering and how it cures masculinity complexes?
>>220971004well yeawhat do you want it full of, children? you want it full of children do you you bloody dirty paedophile
>>220971015well that's me done
just got my last minute tickies to see Angry Starmer, cant wait
>>220971023Nh but I remember Pussy Riot
>>220970957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISdqfg0rkE
>>220971024dno i thought people at like 30 would go to motorsport reddits and talk about cars or maybe golf idk
https://youtu.be/JttwvZfISwI
https://i.postimg.cc/prQqdM3t/20260424-160326.jpg
>>220971062We're getting the impression that you do not know
make a good post that i think is great and interesting and totally changes the game
>>220971070He looked Anglo.
>>220971097hmm... well, i'll consider it.
>>220971097>totally changes the gamewhat like the cheat in GoldenEye on the N64 which makes all the heads big like I've mentioned repeatedly all day
To water waste.
need to dig the garden for mums but just can't be arsed
>>220971097g
Shut up, witnigger!
>>220971046No, no, it was sort of a meme some years ago.
The cave picture?
>g
What?
>>220971242
>>220971242scmrblgn
>>220971109um that's a school girl
right then my vote goes to the jedi
>>220971242Wake up. Still can't post images.Good. I'll buy a new SIM card.
You said I couldn't be more English.
>>220971170u need to go outside so i can dig around in your mom's garden IYKWIM
>>220971242great post
I am English.
https://x.com/poems_past/status/2047166242012729740our guy DSP went viral again
big big chungus big chungus big chungus
deegs why dont you become a priest
love it when an incel has a deranged autism fit when someone mentions a hobby of theirs
>>220971320we're all english, brother
Just heard some random woman use the word "ragebait". The internet was a mistake.
Sure.
Troon Troon Troon sahur
>>220971352i heard someone say nothingburger once
>>220971351https://i.postimg.cc/wjSzJh7b/20260424-161952.jpg
I think the Internet is pretty cool
>>220971275Keep him away from radioactive liquids and rats
4channel has always existed https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu
>>220971393It simply not right
Oh, yeah. I thought of his Irish mom as I am throwing him in the rubbish can.
>>220971401right well thats a bloke in a mask with a child on his lap
>>220970748When the going gets tough the tough get going
Royality, mate.
have yet to hear any kind of incelluous "looksmaxxing" virgin lingo spoken in the real world, thank god
>>220971456Use English.
>>220970788Factions in Labour are trying to stop it before it's ratified
>>220971431>Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!big moment in this lad's life
When I was 8 years old I was lead into Ben shapiros office where I was brutally molested
English...
Sir Tooting Bec
Sweaty reddish pussy bush.
rorke rorke rorke
Like many anons, I look back at my chud phase and cringe hard. Though, and this is how you know you've done some real maturing, I'm glad I went through it. I might have ended up trans or "non-binary" otherwise.
i love going on the computer i love surfing the web
>>220971530Ugh-hopefully-it'shaha... :(
going out to buy some Skittles and some McDonalds, love being an unhealthy twat me
>>220971534bit of a silver surfer myself at the grand old age of 33
>>220970788>the boriswaver reform already happened and was extended to 10 yearsNothing has been inscribed in law yet, as it stands it's all just empty promises And the labour left are fighting tooth and nail to stop it
The lunch>Cheddar and red Leicester on seeded bread with piccalilli and pickled red cabbage >Banana>Packet of BBQ ribs Nik Naks >Glass of Tesco's Xero Cola
I prefer Beers...
>>220971571>And the labour left are fighting tooth and nail to stop ithelp me out here are they fighting for MORE brown people or to stop the brown people
Made the mistake of going outside just now lads, DO NOT fall for it, it's a trap
just read a post from a man outlining his lunch
>>220971530you werent really a chud to begin with were you fatty you just though trump may mays were funny and wanted to own the libtards by dropping redpills on the clownworld and when you finally obtained power all you did was suck israeli cock and now youre off the train again
Ok.
>>220971592They're fighting to allow the brown people who came here under Boris to get permanent residency The main problem with this is once they get it they'll all switch from the care worker jobs they came in on to something easier/the dole Hence another crop of immigrants will be needed to replace them who will get citizenship eventually ect ect
Back at it de lids, just ordered a ploughman's.
>>220971574are you allowed to bring other supermarkets' food and drink to work?
i wouldn't have been against the boriswave if it were mostly east asian ladies
any Exterminationists in?
>>220971627Ah, connecting with your mum is it? Hahahaha
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn4v93pgwmntrorke on a mad one
there was a murder up the road from me a couple nights agosad
Doing smelly farts
FUCKINGBURN, LAD!
>>220971627>2 lights
>>220971648I just read the wikipedia plot of all 5 terminator movies. What a mid series
these grindr battys on a mad one
>>220971646Why?
rustlers mcribnice
>>220971646Hong Kong had that agreement done where they could send people over but so far I haven't been able to sex any women from there
>>220971628Yeah
Ughugh.
>>220971627Cor let me see the ploughman's when it comes. Sandwich or platter?
Haven't been on here in months and the captcha is genuinely unusable now
USA army!
>>220971627Wow that is lush de lid and I mean lush
>>220971710gets much easier after about 10
>>220971656First of all I don't appreciate your attitude m'lad, my mother, who has sadly passed, was saintly in her virtues. In addition they don't have ploughman anymore, its all mechanised, therefore your smutty analogy doesn't even work.
Take a hit...
Poo
The things...they didn't only get better...
Whole thing.
>>220971744Do you mean a dildo with batteries?
Reckon once I'm caught up with all the GeoWizard adventures I'll just end it all
>>220971705Just turned up, it's a sandwich and some chips.
why are all the women fat? i don't think i've ever seen one of them that wasn't rotund thought they were meant to be a starving country?
Nigel means victory in english
those chips look nice
Components.
>>220971810Lovely, that'll go nice with the pint
>>220971810Grimbo
>>220971820Was walking around earlier expecting to see some peng birds and they were unironically all fat or foreign, beyond grim
doing a post on /brit/ on the 4chan /int/ board for reasons I can’t really understand.
xx
what a beautiful day it is if I wasn’t a friendless loser I’d probably be in a pub garden with my friends :D
Yeah.
>>220971646Not even just ladiesEast Asians are by far some of the most tolerable immigrantsYou ever hear about laoshi from the chinese takeaway going out raping and stabbing?
Can't go to pubs other than Wetherspoons because I get too anxious to order at the bar at least with Wetherspoons there is an app so I don't have to talk to anyone
This might make some of you laugh but as somebody who lived in the uk AND australia, I noticed that crimmos/meatheads/lower class people (white or otherwise) tend to be tougher and more aggressive in the uk than australia. Why do you guys think that is?
so embarrassing when I’m driving my mum somewhere and she starts beefing other drivers when IM THE ONE WHOS DRIVING!!!
>>220971898Didn’t make me laugh
The strongest...
imperial
>>220971898I'm sure all the blacks with low impulse control don't help the situation.
>>220971896
>>220971896shag in shrewsbury hotel toilets tonight 9pm?
>>220971906Dp western countries have speedbreakers?
Why would you want to go to a pub that wasn't a Spoons
>>220971898Perhaps because Australia has nice sun and beaches and fit birds it makes people a little more happierUK is a bit shite and everyone's miserable so it fuels the aggression
A large percentage of new homes being built in Wales are bought by english people when I take office we will put a stop to this
>>220971937me
Fucking diamond...
Any 'too weird for the normies, too normie for the weirdos' man in?
Do you happen to have a sister i can date?
>>220971964kek this is me!!!
A sample of your finest ale my good sir.
think some of you need to reassess your idea of what Australia is because right now its delusional and outdated shite from the 1990s
Get the beautiful rolling greens of Wales PAVED OVER for NEWBUILDS to sell to the ENGLISH
Send home.
The bot is back! :D
Niggas with a British flag be complaining about English people. How that work
>>220971947What if you wanted to go to a pub that isn't in a town centre?
my entire idea of australia comes from neighbours and home and away tbf so maybe you're rightshan't be reassessing shit though, if I've not got fantasies about Australia then I've got nothing
I am Fares.
whatever you think about australia, its 10x better in irl. come to australia lads its heaven on earth
glad the high street is dying it was shite
>>220971893well there was that one who drugged and raped loads of lads. can't remember if he also murdered them
egyptbot, give us a wave
I will be minding my business as a Frenchman.
do you think mousenonce is playing that mouse game that just came out
>>220971985how green was my fanny my fanway
>>220972015Is Carlton Draught as good as the youtube channel "Beers with Boydo" says it is?
>>220971997Try again
>>220972000do those still exist?my local got turned into a morrisons a decade ago
Do it on paper.
Think fucking a tranny who's straddling your lap is pretty hot because you could see how hard they were getting and being like jesus, you're really enjoying this. Don't really get that immediate visual feedback from wonen
>>220972044couldnt tell you mate i dont drink beer
>>220971947Love cosy little rock bars me.
ah yes but those gangs in Rotherham were getting like 4 to 6 year sentences
I am Richman.
>>220972016wasn't always shite though it's quite sad
>>220972078leftypol will post this 30 times in the next 24 hours
Just because you shag a Sikh doesn't mean you hate Muslims come on now
As a whole I am French.
getting the r/hairyarmpits wanked to
Genuinely might get on the cans, what else is there to do really
Uhh, based?
Wanted this game so badly when I was younger and the 'rents told me it was only available in Australia and then they surprised me with it for ChristmasLittle pranksters
Block.
>>220972118salut, mon cheri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6waw9JxZOmE
>>220972075Are you pulling my pisser m8? What do you drink, wine? I suppose that's acceptable in Australia and not gay like it is here because you make all that wine nowadays.
>>220972146the spirit of the highlander rises
Hi 190
every essential service should be nationalised any industry that makes the bulk of your gdp should be nationalised imagine letting a private company control your drinking water oh my days!
>>220972149loved that game as a kid collecting all the boomerangs with different powers and that
Is it always this dead here now then
>>220972149yeah? *turns away and starts playing with yoyo*
‘This is not the country I moved to’: the British Indians showing support for Nigel FarageSavitha Prakash, a first-generation immigrant running in local elections in Harrow, says Reform UK aims to ‘put Britain first’
>>220972178just spirits sometimes ill have a beer if im with company but ive never liked it
>>220972078Dunno how people can't see the clear bias in sentencing.
>>220972196picks up a bit later on
>>220972025He was SEA
Some young mum was bending over to fold up her pram and put it in the boot of her car and I saw right up her skirt.
>>220972230Was there bias in rudakabanas sentencing?
>>220972214i'd be pretty pissed off if i were an immigrant in the uk and saw migrants getting put up in hotels with total access to medical care
>>220970680looks really slippery
What's a good country to move to?
>>220972267Nice
remember when poleaboo pissed in his roommate's ribena
>>220972305central african republic
Spoke to a therapist about intimacy yesterday, what it means and how interpretations differ, was honestly really insightful and learned a lot.
>>220970796she can gobble on my nuts
>>220970678Why do brits love car photos so much?
>>220972314Incorrect He poured stale urine from his piss bottles into his roommate's Ribena
Shan't be watching the World Cup
Lying in bed Don't have a life me
mmhmm
>>220972381kek that is me
>>220972161scr
>>220972381get up lazy bones aha x
>>220972282Oh wow 30k boat people per year vs 900,000 “legal” Indian/nigerian immigrants every yearWho gives a fuck
>>220972382But that's UK time, and Belgium is an hour ahead of UK time
>>220972323real men don't go to therapy
>>220972280You're right. I accidentally spoke in extremes. What I should've said is there is a clear bias in most sentencing.
>>220972161love old people that clearly have some form of autism but are too old to have been properly diagnosed
>>220972341little freak should've been locked up forever
>>220972410the legal indian/nigerian immigrants
Might get into perpetuating harmful stereotypes of marginalised communities
>>220972149One of my favourite games back in the day. Too bad these playful platformers are a rarity nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNbOxHYv5gtype of shit rorke be on
>>220972430they do that by themselves
/brit/ cries out for the return of horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>220972430harmful lmfao nigga grow up
>>220972323*bursts out laughing in your face*
>>220972442this is what everyone thought australians were like until the 2010s
>>220972411i dont live in belgium mate
women have it so easyIf that’s a bloke he’s getting yearssss
>>220972466don't think lenin would be a fan
Normies would rather have all their fingernails pulled out one by one than be called racist
Thinking back on it, cauliflower probably was traditionally really.
Thought we were done with pretending the fellas are women now
in the park wearing my zesty shorts and my rorke creps. Got my can of lager there on the ground and my empty bottle of vodka just off to the other side yeah sorted
>>220972490the winds on that are changing
put me in as president unironically
>>220972514roaring at those shoes and socks
>>220972514you have a dent in your knee
>>220972514need to get those scrawny chicken legs in the gym
>>220972537Post your legs right this second bet they are fat and milky
It's warm outside but cold in my house
>>220972473She'll be out in half that probably
see you at the hilton in brisbane
>>220972534I don't know what normal people wear. >>220972535cause of my vast musculature surely>>220972537I think they look ok>>220972554Thank you for defending me
At the siege of south lakes mega mosque in 2036 rorkist forces were able to dislodge the last holdouts of the leftypol popular front, finally ending the culture war in total chuddist victory.
>>220972596giant nigga
>>2209726124u
the youths don't know about jack and the beanstalk anymore
Linux niggas love they cowsay
jack off the beanstalk
dis nigga eatin magic beans
they don't know jack about jack and the beanstalk
>>220972441Replying to myself yet again so others can pretend to be interested.
rorke smoking cali pack with the cronemleftypol smoking spice
Oh he peekin
>>220972796Love those arm sleeves
i <3 pokémon go
>>220972880>>220972880>>220972880
>>220972855Pokey mongo lol
>>220972773HA! your aunt june is in h ospice xx
