GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishYOU KNOW YOU FUCKING WNAT TO sub-edish
>>220982936> In 19th-century Persia, thick eyebrows and a faint mustache on women were considered symbols of elegance and beauty
Was talking to the gf and she got her phone out mid sentence to look at Reels
feel like shit want to die
>>220983000*giggles uncontrollably*
Torke sliding up and down Bailey Jay's cock
first for restore britain
>>220983019woke wants to bring this back
Used to watch a lot of YouTube but it's lost the magic idk
Oi, Snoodlad, you're welcome.>>220982978What class, lad? Any mods? Never played it myself but always thought I'd want to eldritch rape with a warlock, you see
>>220983019sacked tranny in his element
nettlesdock leavessticky weedice cream vanspenny floaters
Rorque
>Torke
>>220982983Lovely
>>220983024Short-form video has really done a number on the normies
get them brown people inget them voting labourallahu ackbah
If I have a son I'm naming him Rorke now because of this gen
rorke holding up a spork!! :p
>>220982983>WNATCanslad, you had one fucking job, you fucking mong, ladSorry about that Canslad, Canslad is a bit of a retardlad today, lad.We're all able to be retardlads, lad. Never blame yourself on something that's the fault of the lack of cans, lad.
muslim rorke would be sunnimuslim leftypol would be ahmadiyya
>>220982677I used to drink in the Scotia and the Clutha quite a lot when I was a student. Maybe I've bumped into you before
>>220983040Used to enjoy idubbbz and h3h3 me
For me it was mid-2000s dance music videos
>>220983061the villain in the next double 0 nigger film
sliding my john thomas 'twixt a nice wobbly bottom
just kill catberg at this point
Rorke's colleagues encouraging him to join the trade union for better payRorke refusing to be part of it and calling it "woke lefty nonsense"
>>220983024had a date once and this girl just sat there taking pictures of her food and talking about herselfanyway i made excuses and left her with the billwomen...
>>220983099Um
Love the regency look
Leftypol going on about trade unions like it's 1978
>>220983118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
>>220983140rorke having a job is against the rorke canon
>>220983140it is lefty nonsenseif you have a skill you can always shop your skill around for better pay and conditionsthe only exemptions to this is state monopoly; the nhs, for example
Yikes
wish I had a girlfriend
cum slut
>>220983183same
>>220983183i'll be your gf
it's simple: kill the catberg
>>220983175You posting alone with the timmies instead of being out with the cronemWhy is that x
>>220983105sameabout 10 years agocringe
>>220983183today i went for a drink after work with the toilfu amongst others and i realised she's a little fat and somewhat stupidcompletely ruined it for meit'll be apptoil this summer
>>220983104never been to either desu, a guy in my class went to the clutha a lot. i preferred the german place on bothwell st for drinking. sometimes maggie mays, hootenany or macsorleys. a real merchant city wanker according to yik yak at the time.
Got Thin Lizzy on
>>220983175Sounds like you have a good fri night biedy
>>220983183no you dont
in bed, asmr on
>>220983221>maggie mays, hootenany or macsorleys.aye they're all class. get a good guinness there
>>220983189meant for >>220983154>>220983113
Just genuinely can't imagine getting on the appsMaking a cringe little profile and swiping on thousands of women just to match with a few fat lassesWould honestly rather die alone
>the toilfu
rorke rorke rorke sahur
have to wait till about 3pm monday before i go on any more incel walkshate weekends
>>220983272It's over. Cope and seethe
>>220983272i look like this and have used that set of text in a post recently
fell asleep watching a youtube video that one of you posted here the other night and had a dream about the youtuber where she was cuddling me and kissing me and treating me very kindly so whoever posted it you can fuck right off
>>220983221for me, it’s the catty
>>220983140Thing is, I don’t believe in monopolies when it comes to business, why would I favour a monopoly on labour? I contract with my employer to provide a service for a price. I have no desire to carry my lazy underperforming colleagues who engage in gross misconduct. Plus it is lefty nonsense. I do not give a shit about Gaza and I’d rather keep my money than pay subs for lefty weirdos
>>220983172Many unionised workers are skilled. The left wants to stand up for those people, but Rorke of course despises the working class and instead supports billionaires who hate him.
>>220983293Dragged my pal in there once and he was freaked out. Solid rock is good
>>220983292now imagine how repulsed and disgusted she would be by your grotesque crusty visage
Leftypol standing up to billionaires by agreeing with them on every social policy
>>220983302skilled workers have multiple offers at competitors that mean that a union is not requiredunions are for unskilled workers, tesco mongs, the rail workers, journalists
im boredexcite me
>>220983293>>220983311howlin wolf had great live bands at the time too. but i've lived here longer than there at this point. even my favourite kebab shop is shut now.
one post and janny swats him like an annoying flybye bye ziedy!
Mad how Rock the Casbah was filmed in AustinMuch smaller city then of course
>>220983331i am aware
>>220983362all the indians have gone to texasshame, reallyit should be filled with skilled anglos
>>220983355Never been there. I used to go to the Sub Club every Friday night. Place was the fear
20 years in da gabagool
>>220983377rorke singing all my exes live in texas
>>220983342wrong as railway workers have really good unionsRMTrailway motor and transport are one of the best unions we haveyou know how much train drivers earn for example lol
>>220983332I have two nieces. When I’m staying over, the highlight of my day is being woken by them and playing with them before making them breakfast. They follow me everywhere and are the only people in this world who are genuinely excited to see me. I got high on holiday recently and asked myself why I was doing it. I don’t particularly enjoy it and the best moments of my life are when I’m not drunk or high. Why would I want to take myself out of that?
>>220983391THATS WHYYYI HANG MY HAT IN TENESSEEEEEE*aims hydra at the ballas and ejects*
>>220983391Unironically I've only had one gf and she lives in Texas
>>220983282why
>>220983408blog on
>>220983418FOY
>>220983398They earn it at the expense of the passenger or the taxpayer. As a passenger and a taxpayer, why should I support anyone acting against my own interests?
>>220983421it’s a joke where they pretend to be pedophiles on an anonymous british culture chatroom
Scranning a smegma sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8EORB783cthis is unironically my gym soundtrack
>>220983398great, you've conceded that unions are a racket for increasing worker pay at the cost of customer prices, leading to the extortionate rail fares of todayif a free market allowed for alternatives, we'd have a rail service that was much cheaper
This is YOUR Friday NIGHT!Might just fuck off to bed now LOLAHAHAHAH
Europeans have no will or desire for space travel. They are perfectly comfortable doing low orbit missions or creating components here and there. They don’t care about going to the moon. It’s a waste of taxpayer money blah blah blah. As if Europeans aren’t already taxed 90% of their paychecks. The US is going (back) to the moon, China is going to the moon. These two countries have the will to actually accomplish something. Europeans are a visionless, weak, and utterly defeated people. They disgust me. Go import some more savages from the third world who hate you, you spineless cancer.
>pretend
rorke spending another friday night in front of the computer oh wait that's just me aha x
>>220983462preaching to the choir
>>220983462Would rather us build some infrastructure desu but of course we'll just give it to Pakis instead
>>220983475ktim
We like to party https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw
>>220983475POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGTHIS THIS FUCKING POSTTHIS IS MEFUCKING..... METHIS IS ME
gary is my shadow bitch he go wherever i go (meow meow meow)
>>220983445grow up
>>220983462soon to be a minority in "his" country is speaking, listen and learn
feeling direcaught an illness not good timing either as im a busy busy manshan't be masking like a cuckold, the world will share my illness, as it's this shit world that's made me ill
>>22098346257% white country giving it large lmao
>>220983462>space travelYou're a doofus. Here is why: We are living on the only inhabitable planet in the known universe; the only planet with intelligent life; the only planet where fire exist; the only planet where humanity can live naturally, without artificial aides. We can waste billions farting around trying to walk on the Moon or Mars, but until we learn to stop raping our own planet, and killing ourselves, "space travel" will forever be a memeBet you're a faggot
strange place
>>2209834894chan has lost the art of the greentext
imagine getting paid 80k to drive a train
>>220982983is she jewish?
Mad how my whole life Establishmentberg have been trying to convince me not to care about being English or British and when they finally managed to succeed it was right before wars started kicking off everywhere haha
>>220983516which won’t happen, since humans are flawed and we will always kill each other and take advantage of each other for our own gainwe aren’t going to other stars and we aren’t going to reason ourselves into global utopia. it ends in the biblical apocalypse.
>>220983518That wasn't really scary since I didn't have it at a big picture, lad
that's Capaldi's Doctor Who died again and the show ended right there and then.
caught this bugchest feels really tight loss of smellhard to swallowsame as when i had covid
>>220983543You should always be extremely proud to be born English. We have led the way throughout history, and it is up to us to continue and further this legacy.
>>220983462How can you support space travel when there is still so much poverty on this planet? It’s just billionaires wanting to get away from the rest of us
>>220983543
>>220983445rail is a natural monopoly, you'd have cheaper rail if it hadn't been privatised by the usual suspects
Police just knocked on my door asked if I had any cameras pointing toward the side of my house. Wanted to be all hard and say fuck off pig but I just said no sorry like the coward I am
why do normie women want men to fuck them on their periodsmy gf won't let me anywhere near her fanner when she's on the rag
>>220983384mental how you can experience two different sides of the same place. you probably need someone from there to drag you places in the first place.got taken to a place in paisley that chained their toilet paper up a few times
>>220983583We can't stop literal third worlders raping our children because we're afraid we'll get called racist in The Guardian, that will be our legacy
>Go import some more savages from the third world who hate you, you spineless cancer.
toshiko from torchwood sex arse
Really makes you think
>>220983623It eases the cramps
>>220983637dead now of course
>>220983612Concerning
just seen that ziedy got one post in before being bannedfunny
>>220983605looks like a serial killer who stumbles upon the wombles' lair on wimbledon common and proceeds to genocide them all and then wear one's skin like commodus in his herculean lion pelt
>>220983628Paisley get a bad rap but it's not as bad as most places haha
>>220983634why do they still have single use plastic bags therethirdie-core
>>220983634love this webm, such a fascinating people
>>220983680What's funny about that?
>>220983631engaging with restore britain is the first steprestore britain believes in us
>>220983680*frantically ringing the grim porn bell, tears streaming down my face*
>>220983680Right well that's Ziedy and Heathermong
>>220983634like a fence being opened for cattle
Shouldn’t have clicked that.
>Kim Kardashian is dating Lewis Hamilton (with Pete Davidson and Kanye West as exes)>Kendall Jenner is dating Jacob Elordi (Harry Styles was her ex)>Kylie Jenner is dating Timothee ChamaletI don't get why the biggest male sex symbols keep falling for that whore familyYou could have anyonewhat are you doing
I don't even like going into town these days, fuck going to the Falklands
so linking to /gif/ gifs is against the ruleswould linking to the post be okay
>>220983634>>220983689It's like an episode of Goosebumps where the characters on a 'Guess Who' board come to life and enslave a small town
>>220983718is that u x
less gay porn please!!
>>220983718um wow
>>220983676you get free dildos in paisley
right then
>>220983641
nobody hates you, rorkeypops, we just can't take the smell, that's all.
right well
I’m black. Does all this land acknowledgment stuff mean I have to begin my speeches with a land acknowledgment to the original inhabitants of this land? Should I go with Celts or beaker people?
>>220983716All of those women are richer than all of those men.
>>220983718jump scare
>>220983744>I’m blackwell you're not are you
>>220983733Howling I'm not even from Glasgow btw. I'm like 20 miles from it but I guess I just come under there
>>220983724it's not against the rules at all
>>220983607ive always wanted one of those but they look like theyd be a nightmare to clean
>>220983767well janny deleted it so it would imply that it is
>>220983775no he just deleted it himself to avoid janitorial action
the /brit/ designated janitor can suck my cock and balls and arsehole
IM A NAZI
>>220983775He's the greatest janny we done ever had
>>220983439hehehe
>>220983789again that would imply that it is against the rules
Cor
>>220983439i dont think they're pretending
mmtm (might move to missouri). Jesse James. Bloody Bill Anderson. Ozarks. Mark Twain. Walt Disney.
Its my first birthday tomorrow
We acknowledge the land we are posting on is the traditional territory of the Durotriges people
>>220983815Well they do it just in case
i've got my armour on
I was once banned for posting NSFW /gif/ links for being off topic.
>>220983825not that they’re any threat. they’re all too timid and anxious to leave their homes or speak to people in public never mind groom a child
>>220983815Fucking Anon KC over here doing a bit of cross examination
therapist is recommending i move in with femily members or move into an institution
>>220983843re: bum protectionis it in or out?
>>220983828lad the place is called misery it cannot be nice there
mad how you could be legally balls-deep in a year 11 of certain age and nobody could say anything
I acknowledge that the gimmick I am about to post is the traditional gimmick of the mouseposter
i've got my bra off
>>220983867Nobody cares about your man tits
>>220983849>does this woman squirt like this in your cunt
>>220983863umchicken
Leftypol mate thinks the English flag is racist but reckons he'd sign up to fight the Russians if it came to it, genuinely don't know how they're wired up
>>220983744yeah, a lot of squabbling went on behind the scenes when the regional land acknowledgements were being done up. consultants representing various tribes arguing about who should be included and how. kind of funny really
I once got banned for replying to "troll posts" which is weird because that's like half of /brit/
Making the early new right now btw About five minutes til I post it though
>>220983855me? I got a job at tesco and hang around the checkouts with all the 17-19 year old girlstheres this really cute autistic girl who thinks im her bestie rn
Where the fuck is the Bulgarian? I need to ask him something
>>220983890no um requiredlegally, it's allowedcompletely allowedno laws brokenyou can pick her up after gcse revision and knob her, that's legally alright
>>220983892Russia is a obstacle of pan European liberalism
>>220983828Yanks be like>I suffer because government
the....BERGS!!oh they ar eawfully...fat!and need to olose a bit of ...WEIGHT!
watching 10 episodes of viva la bam and hitting my dad on the head with a skateboard while he's watching taskmaster
>>220983892stop torturing yourself trying to find out the inner workings of fictional characters on the internet
>>220983898How many mass graves were found?What’s going to happen to all the Queen Victoria and Sir John Macdonald statues that were taken down?
phil's gonna be so mayad
>>220983913ever shag them up the arse?
>>220983824why is she dressed like a boy
>>220983933was quite funny the first time but you didn't need to post it again
>>220983863:|
>>220983862could be a kino misery like in my noir films
>>220983960no um requiredlegally, it's allowedcompletely allowedno laws brokenyou can pick her up after gcse revision and knob her, that's legally alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk
rorke at work going around telling everyone hes voting reform and he hangs up england flags around his roadgot him shopped to hr
>>220983959>was quite funny the first timethat's why i deviously stole it from whoever posted it the first time
When I started sixth form I really fancied this girl but she was going out with her 35 year-old piano teacher, her parents knew and were fine with it
>>220983828pretty sure I've seen this exact location posted on here before, albeit with an incredibly old man rather than a pretty female
goodness
Woaahhhhh Mr Vegas
>>220984007based and groomer pilled
>>220984048>>220984048>>220984048New
>>220983958Lesbian Also hilarious how many suffragettes went on to become fascists once women got the vote
Sir Pear Cider
new>>220984048>>220984048>>220984048
What is it with these Epsteins
>>220984046Mr New VegasAnd you're nobody until somebody loves youAnd that somebody is me, i love youMr New Vegas :p
neighbour was outside by the bins earlier when i was throwing rubbish out, and he either asked me to lock the door when i was done throwing stuff out or not to lock the door so he could get back incouldn't understand him properly because he wasn't speaking english so locked the door anyway and his car hasn't moved in hours so hope he's alright
>>220984080mommy
>>220984080Why is bloke wearing a dress while drinking?
>>220984080hate herkilled barry off eastenders
>>220984062
>An American millionaire big-game hunter has died after being crushed by a group of elephants during a hunting expedition in Gabon.>Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old vineyard owner, was hunting yellow-backed duiker, an antelope species, in the central African country of Gabon when the incident occurred last Friday. While in the Lope-Okanda rainforest, he and his guide unexpectedly came across five female elephants accompanied by a calf.
>>220984073give it to him straight
new>>220983582>>220983582>>220983582
day of the rake is here
>2026>still no polish-american chicago gf it's over
Only five music channels left on Skystein nowAll gone soon
>>220984147It's over
>>220984123They all look like Haaland. Celtic genes are the most dominant sex-wise in the world
>>220983954there are no mass graves but it's taboo. all of the native stuff is taboo, you can't say anything in polite company. toronto restored the john a macdonald statue, but i know there are other cities where they're just in permanent storage. we also had a renaming frenzy. i don't know about queen victoria statues but apparently several churches were burned down. i think that's stopped now, hopefully it won't be a long term pattern like in france
destroy short form content
rorke and leftypol in their down under tour
>>220984147>Bollywood Beats>Musik Afrika>Classic Grime>Grime Classic>Now that's what I call dubstep
>>220984166
>>220984123good lord
>>220984195Nah it's all good stuff for uncs like me
Is that ladyofthemercians girl racist or just appealing to racists?
rorke thinking back to the tiny pop days with a tear in his eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpFt0xsj1NYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqx-t8cDwJwmad how easy it is to mog our slags. can't even humble them cause lads will shag anything
>>220984239stop being trans then hon x
Might get the GeoWizard watched
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey packed in the Twitch streaming because he sang an inpromptu cover of The Doors' People Are Strange which was so good it got content-matched to the original recording and then his account frozen
Adam Ragusa sounds drunk in his latest vid
>>220984234I'm both American and racist and not heard of this ladyoftheamericans. Sus.
>>220984126pain stoppedthe source was life
>>220983332I am so happy knowing Seth Rogen will never have children
>>220984252This nigga named after a pasta sauce lmao
>>220984123they all have perfectly flat smooth chestshehehe
mind your lens lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0DnQA_8hRI
>>220984262He adopts from Epstein Island like all the rich chosens.
>>220984252its not illegal
>>220984278Fuck off Arianafag
fucks sake decided to take a quick nap at 5pm and woke up now wonderful, now my sleep schedule is fucked again
>>220984251wow thats really interesting and i speak for everyone when i say who fucking cares bro
and the latest on cynthiana?
mental how girls poo
>>220984335on my face no less
>>220984325Dead.
>>220984311It's 3:10 pm im worried about you Geoffrey
ladyoftheamericans sounds like an american butter brand
>quickly look at tv guide to see what they put on on a friday night now>TFI Friday unpluggedwtf? when was this decided?
i'm drunkanyone else drunk?what's your thoughts on it?me, going to bed in a sec and watching [NO ZOOM] Family Guy Funniest Moments Compilation (NO ADS) Try Not To Laugh Challenge
sexiest woman of the 90s was anna nicole smith
>>220984281Okay but all that actually matters is what the human eye sees you as. No point getting all your photos to look like the right if you turn up to dates and look like the left
out my fucking tits on heroin
My nan described me as intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>220984366I like Jennifer Love Hewitt
>>220984359FOMYEG
>>220984234why is her youtube channel blank
>>220984335>lauren alexis poos and farts
>>220984377No you're not rorke
>>220984366i like her guess ads. she was really pretty
fittest woman of the 00s was sophie ellis baxter
>>220984394I know. Sipping a red wine because I'm sophisticated and drugs are for mugs
>>220984234>Inspired by her love of fantasy, Charlotte Bowyer finished writing her debut novel, His Frozen Fingertips, at the age of fifteen. A firm believer in freedom of expression and diversity, she attends Pride in London on an annual basis, and is a vocal feminist
>>220982983
Mad how fit Gwen Stefani was
>>220984372if your profile pic is left you never get dates in the first place
Christina Hendricks in Mad Men
mum got a chocolate spanner for her birthday but she's on a diet so we gave it to dogberg instead
This is a Welsh man with seemingly no outside admixture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman
>>220984413cunt
Chaos WalkingSkyscraperchoices choices. Or maybe I'll see what Smoggie Queens is
>>220984398Yeah id fuck this person
>>220984434Don't need to sign your posts mate
>>220984417She’s a big christfag now
>>220984413spoiler that ogre
>>220984425Is that a staffie? Good dogs them
>>220984413Love this weirdo desu
>>220984425Why do you have a shitbull
might get a lodger
someone make the new before we get another irish edition
>>220984391very sad
>>220984458>>220984458>>220984458
>>220984460Early you mong
>>220984420Read my fucking post again idiot I said photos looking like the RIGHT and irl looking like the LEFT
this is anna nicole smith's first husband who got her pregnant as a teenager
