west brom edition
>post contains more than 1 wordno thanks, not reading your wall of textwhore
Haha pooooo hahaYou are British.Your name is Sir Nigel Lionheart
>Starmer wants to give away Chagos islands>Rorke throws a fit>Trump says the Falklands don't belong to the UK>Patriotic Rorke doesn't care about some south American island
>>220991203Gib Northern Ireland back you bandit
in the car
>>220991203rorke is such a cuck lmao it's funny
waiting for the washing machine to finish then I'll hang my washing out on the line, stay tuned
>>220991237is she autistic>>220991232where you off to lad?
>>220991237racist little girl
Watching some old Game Chasers episodes. RIP Billy!!!
let me into /brit/
>>220990673I'd quit my job. Buy a nice stone cottage on the south facing hills near Todmorden and Hebden Bridge with a long driveway and a large garden. I'd build a garage for the 1960s Ford Zodiac i'd buy from a chap in Nelson. That would be my Sunday car. I'd get a Volvo estate as a run around. Get a dog. Put my efforts into training the dog. Expand my record collection. Meet a nice young Yorkshire girl and marry and have children. Just be a country gentleman living a modest life.
>>220991263horse jump thing with the missus, every damn weekend now it seems
>>220991272LOL
>>220991266she's just shy
>>220991224you first give america back to the natives
Screaming out of my a
>>220991273Hope the dog tears your throats out
had one too many coffees and now I feel a bit unwell
oh the solemn hills of alingsås, sweden
>>220991310Fine. Get pooed by your former colonies. That's you bellend
>>220991314have a cup of coffee, that'll sort you right out
I haven't played it yet but it looks, dare I say, pretty kino.
>>220991362x
anyone remember that couple years when there wos terrorist attacks in britain and europe every few monthsthat was mental
>>220991311
>>220991362looks happy today
just saw this webbem on /gee/
>>220991360isn't it more soulslop?
>>220991362are ya winnin son?
>>220991312Rude. Whats your problem? It's not like i'm looking to buy a mine in Australia and become a baron and buy your politicians.
>>220991391I don't get it.
>>220991314shouldn't drink coffee within 2 hours of waking or 12 hours of sleep.
>>220991382yeahnow there's only a small boat dropping the second wave onto our shores every day
… first ‘beer’ today wearing my excellent glasses watching live do world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
got a delivery coming today, exciting stuffx
>>220991408Ditto transforms into the pokemon it sees. Then another ditto transforms into a lessor version of the disguised ditto. And again and again. Eventually the trainer meets a ditto disguised as an unrecognisable pokemon.
Tim Twitter Reposter Mong (TTRM) is back!
>>220991448that bloke from sainburys has done him in
need to get my haircut today and i cant be arsed talking to that bastard woman
>>220991454Why would facing a hitherto unrecognised pokemon in battle be a big deal? No trainer knows the pokemon he's up against unless he's already encountered it and it appears in his pokedex.
Zoomers today will never wake up to Ant and Dec on SM:TVWe don't know how good we had it
… it’s a colourful watch day-day again wearing my excellent glasses watching live do world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
my life would be so good in lexington kentucky i would own many firearms and drink olde english 800 and eat fine meals at long john silvers
>>220991448cheers tim
>>220991478does she rub her tits on the back of your head?
>>220991448his patheticness pisses me off he should be put on the rack
>>220991500Olde E is mainly a black malt beer. Whites that like malt drink Mickey's. Long John Silver's is like diabetic old people food that reeks of salt.
>>220991448>>220991499good framing, tim should've been a photographer
boring fucking shoeposting bastard eliminated>>220991476>>220991497
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
not quite as nice today weatherwise as it was yesterday
>>220991478go get one from bossmanremember to take cash
No offence to Diego but I fuck*ng love science
if we go to fight argentina do we get to pick our own big booty latinas
>>220991551He's rich isn't he? Why does he act like this
This guy is an english teacher and is pretty famous on french social medias. He looks like a good bloke t bh.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D1AB1u26Bxc
>>220991573He has advanced schizophrenia and a big dent in his head mate cut him some slack for not being out there splitting the atom.
>>220991571The pickins look good down there lad
>>220991573he's a workshy dosser like most people in this country
>>220991589I don't believe it. I think he's being rather pouty.
>>220991592imagine the smell
>>220991595And you can live in a nice big house with balcony and double doors being a neet? Wth
>>220991524what state do you live in and how much was your house and do you own guns
>>220991500Britisaars always say they want to live in the most random places in America. If the UK didn't have a total blanket immigration ban on White people, I would move to London and only London.
>>220991592would shag the lot of them
>>220991623caim poorfag no
>>220991626Where in London? If I could afford it i'd live in St Johns Wood.
Just finished my MRI, was imagining myself mutilated by having a hidden piece of metal somewhere I wasn't aware of. It's done now and I feel about 10 stone lighter lol
>>220991652one time I did an MRI and they made me do it again because "I moved my head so it was blurry"
>>220991649bit bent that
>>220991626London's not white anyway
>>220991626LOL you must be an actual retard to not be able to move here, our immigration systems are worlds apart
>>220991666Got a trapped nerve in my leg and it took all my willpowet not to move. Mine was just a lower body one thankfully.
>>220991649Uhh...somewhere I don't have to drive and just can take the CHOOB everywhere.
>>220991678I'm gay and trans and looking for a man to marry in your country
another day monging out in front of my laptop
>>220991691Romford!
>>220991528he is
strange yank this hes happy enough to say britisaars and make jibes about immigration but then wants to move to the least white city in england
>>220991669It is close to Hampstead Heath... >>220991691Nobody needs to own a car in London. People only drive for work, like tradesmen with vans.
>>220991698we've got enough freakshows here thanks
Older couple have moved in next door with their adult daughter and she is easily one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Had a chat with her when she was sitting outside yesterday. Didn't seem annoyed or repulsed by me so that was nice.
cody moving to Biggin Hill
Currently in belfast and i can understand why these people are all alcoholic there is quite simply nothing to do
>>220991737I've never been so offended in my life. Except for when the surgeon cut my cock off! Ahahaa that one slays
whats dulwich like
heckin pupperinos are fighting outside
Leftypol won't like this
>>220991772She's such a fucking chud hahaha I love her xx
>>220991772how can one be so rich but have such a losers mentality
>>220991742Did you ask her out or is it a bit too close to home?
>>220991766quite nice, not too yuppie-ified so it's still mostly families with kids not gay Australians bumming each other in rented housesthe art gallery and the park are lovelyalthough you have to be careful going through the park at night because the mandem come across from Herne Hill and Peckham to steal kids' phones>source: went to school there for seven years
It's good to remind yourself on occasion just how bizarre it is that we accept men in dresses as women, we've all been a little desensitised due to it being a common topic online, but just sit there and remember how fucking weird it was the first time you heard about it.Just boggles the mind the bullshit the leftypol will both swallow and force on us.
>>220991766Was there last week. Very posh. They have a gail's bakery. They have a fine art gallery and a museum and a park. There aren't any actual shops along the main streets so I had to spend £9 on suncream in a pharmacy. I had a look at house prices in a window and they average near a million quid. There wasn't too much biomass around.
>>220991753Why are you there then?
>>220991772spends an awful lot of time of twitter for someone with access to infinite cash
>>220991810Nah, didn't ask her out. She's only been here a week or so.
>ziedy is a bent tranny freakshocker
>>220991772Did nobody have the foresight to predict that a crime committing sexual deviant man being let loose around a bunch of women in a confined space would result in sexual assault?
>>220991845He does occasionally indulge in tranny spam.
>>220991839dont bother mate, pretty sure shes on bus 25 every weekend
>>220991839You missed your shot lad. Got to ask them out right away or you will at best be in the friendzone. Thats what Americanism has done to our country.
>>220991828See an exhibition. Flying back tonight
Interesting to note that Marx wasn't an egalitarian and argued against the egalitarians. Egalitarianism literally can't be sustained if you're a materialist, if the mind is dependant on the brain then it is evident that physical differences in the brain would result in difference in ability between human being. Egalitarianism literally requires a belief in a idealist rational order that we can all access.
>>220991766>South of the riverick
what's to be done about fat people
>>220991892Ah, never mind then.
>>220991813You're the poster who asked me if i was at herne hill on the bus aren't you? Hmm yes it's all coming together
>>220991941no that not me
>>220991927press them in huge machines like we do olives
>>220991893Fair enough. I've never been but surely they have museums and that.
>>220991957have you ever even seen an olive
>>220991927We invent a shock collar for fat cunts that consume more calories than their TDEE-500
>>220991929Not to worry. Good looking girls have friends who are slightly less fit. Aim for one of them. It will make her jealous and wonder why you didn't pursue her and that will take you out of the friendzone and she will seek your approval and create situations for you to pursue her.
Was once on a bus and a bbw was about to get off and was standing in the queue that had formed and when the bus moved again she fell back on me and my thigh went between her massive arse cheeks and she went red as a beetroot when she apologised, then my voice cracked when I said 'it's okay' and it came out like the fat one off of Ali G Indahouse.
I don't get the appeal of cumshot compilations.
>>220991996Will consider this, thanks lad.
>>220992005>she went redthis never occurred to me. can black people blush?
>>220992005was once on a bus and a spliff was rolling about on the floor
Never gotten an award award
>>220992005obese black people love the bus. I think they must get a free bus card as part of their gibs because any bus stop I've ever seen is hoaching with them.
>>220992018>>220992030Why do you think she was black? She was a pale blonde.
used to sit on the top deck of the bus stoned out of my gourd and watch womens arses on the pavements for about 2 hours at a time for fun
2050 is closer than 2000
>>220992018>>220992030bbw means big beautiful woman not big black wog
>>220992057i thought bbw meant big black woman
>>220992069>big black woghowl
Fucking screaming
>>220992068ok but one is in the past
>>220992075nah, big beautiful woman
how far up your corey do your pubes grow? got some rogue ones creeping up towards my bellend me
feeling anxious for no reason again
whether or not that is the literal meaning of the acronym we all know the spirit of it refers to obese black women
A huge big ass thicc chunky woman sat on my lap at a club once and I was surprised at how relatively light she was despite looking hefty.
horseberg out n about
>>220992104bout half way up yeah. Used to worry about it when I was a teen but when it became clear sex was never on the cards for me I stopped caring
mental that old english did this too
>>220992136what's up with the flag man
I want a fat gf
>>220992117get the heifers thrown about
>>220992104on the under side about half way but they're not thick hairs, none on the top side
>>220992145just like it, not a crime
>>220992145German flag innit
>>220992150Imagine how wet a fat woman gets when she's easily lifted up.
>>220992148I matched a fat lady-doctor on tinder yesterday. I immediately started thinking how she could be a country GP and we could live in a Yorkshire village. She hasn't replied to my message.
chubby chaser hour is it?
Do they still do Saturday morning kids TV shows like this?
>>220992121wonderful, I love the horseberg pics, I wish I had one
just saw a rat run across my garden and disappear behind my shedlittle cunt better not be nesting there
>>220992184:(
>>220991684do you think they looked at your knob in the MRI
>>22099214717 is like grandma age for a cat
>>220992204the rat in question
>>220992201yeah if they weren’t so bloody expensive love our little horses though the bastards
>>220992184shes probably too busy hammering her fanny looking at your pictures lad
wouldn't be able to talk with a lady doctor on the dating apps as I'm very insecure about my own low-paid rubbish job you see
got drunk last night and lost my willy
>>220992221Didn't even think of that, probably a scan of my 4 incher in the archives forever now
>>220992147greens want to ban this
>>220992204If you have seen it then there are more and you need to lay some traps. Always put two traps next to each other so that if the rat manages to avoid one it will walk into the other.
>>220992250probably under the sofa
>>220992262what if I don't have the money or space to buy 2^n traps for large n?
fun fact: statistically, there's a glass and a half (of cum) in everyoneit's because men have cum and women also have mens cum from shagging them
>>220992262aye but my house is just one in a massive row of 1960 terraces so how do I know the nest isn't elsewhere in the neighborhood
>>220992284Me and wifeberg haven't had sex in over a year, who's cum does she have in her?
>>220992246Hopefully. Or maybe just busy at the hospital. >>220992247I do asda delivery, its barely above minimum wage. But i'd love to marry a lady doctor. I'd be willing to be a full-time stay at home dad.
>>220992296;)
NEW EPISODEThis is not a drillNEW POD ISOUThttps://www.patreon.com/posts/podsick-156456883with annar and dashard
>>220992296
>>220991312
>>220992288It might be but your garden is clearly open season so it wont be long until the nest is crowded and they will be familiar enough with yours to make a nest under your shed. Get them killed lad.
>>220991168My uncle supported west brom for some reason I think they might even been good in his time, he's dead now
doxxable info but im in the end terrace housedo you think i legally own the street name sign on the side of it
fuck sakeaccidentally sat on my birthday cake
>>220992400considered a delicacy in australia
>>220992367Odd to think of Aussies liking our football, rather than Aussie rules. Or was he a pommie expat?
found youx
>>220992299how do you like the asda delivery work?
>>220992426Nah Australian
>>220992400That cake has chocolate filling inside
I'm not into fatties I'm very much into the japanese milf buildnot sure what you'd call that, perhaps pudgy
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, the reason for so-called pussy inflation can be attributed to the breakdown of community in Western countries and has nothing to do with women's preferences getting more stringent? If anything, I think women's standards for men are even lower than they were 50 years ago.
>>220991168Remember when the Welsh were dominating the league? Earnshaw popping up for West Brom like this. Absolute scenes.
>>220992476you wouldn't be allowed front flip celebrations like that in the modern game due to the woke yeah due to the woke
>>220991179It could be worse. It could Archiebald Nigel Lionheart
Sir Poo Balm
>>220992468what if, and i’m insisting, that you would shut up forever?
>>220992299>>220992442Asda customer service the snivelling cowards have stopped replying to customers on TwitterI wanted to know why one delivery turned up an hour before my alloted slot and when I realised he was outside he was already putting the shopping back in the van.Then on another delivery I was following the van on the tracker and the status bar hadn't even got to On its way when they turned up outside.How the fuck are you meant to plan for the delivery slot you've paid for when they make it impossible to know when they're going to turn up
can't believe i used to have tea with 2 sugars. what was i thinking?
This...looks fun.
>>220992513
Mad how I can keep a rat as a pet but not a rabbit or a hamster
Walker's Bugles have about 570kcal in the whole bag(I'm eating the whole bag)
>>220992464The problem ive got with fat bints isn't the weight, its that they always have tattoos. I'm not a fan of tats anyway but on fatties they look particularly awful.
whats with these homies dissing my girl, why do they gotta front
>>220992476quality celebration
>>220992532i would really prefer if you would be quiet
remember when i was about 15 snooping in my older sisters room for knickers to wank with and finding a sex toy in one of her drawers which i usedpretty sure i didn't clean it afterwards very well so mad to think some of my poo particles ended up in her vag
>>220992561this has to stop
>>220992528Wild man
bulldogberg
just not right
>>22099243967 Rorke Lane
I'm a dinky-day austrayliano and I-ma like-a da football
Get him gooned lad
>>220992573well some of her infected vag smeg probably got into your arse
>>220992581:D
>>220992573Right that's me off. Cannot believe I spend so much time posting amongst such reprobates
for fuck's sake lad get him gooned
saw a berg that looked like it had downs, and apparently its what all persian cats look like. poor fucks got bred to look like absolute runts
>>220992561GETHIMGOONED
>>220992561The podcast about gooning I listened to earlier this morning was actually decent. It was mainly an interview with a journo who had spent a year researching the entire goonosphere to get to the heart of it. But he did seem to have a very strong grasp of the mindset of the gooners, it was good work. Worth reading the actual article he wrote:https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/
get the goon sceptre stroked
How did I completely miss Emma Ledden presenting Live & Kickingabsolute fox and shes Irish
>>220992607What happened with this nigga?
get tuned into goon fm
The mice still need to be posted. This is "my" mantra. This "is" my moment. Get up. Start spazzing. Grow nettles. Don't wash your hair. Smell a horse penis. Keep drinking energy drinks. Start budgeting PIP. Start playing the "Uma" game. Start downloading "that". Start posting on brit all night. Rage more. Get a horse cock in you. A caravan. Putrid air. Body odour. The SIM cards changed. The peters posted. Reggie is sexo. A coop robbed. A piss bottle filled. A tooth lost. The parasite killed.
>>220992628yeah not going to do that
still dont know the difference between edging and gooningmight have to read that article
The Goon Chronicles
the masturbation mastthe self-abuse cylinder
The Goonies
@grok what's the difference between edging and gooning?
>>220992652gooning is having a wankedging is wanking until you're about to spaff, then stopping and repeating the cycle as many times as you can
That's my bbl booked, onlyfans career here we come
Do Brits acknowledge ANZAC day and the fact that we basically saved Western Europe in both world wars? The French do
goon, edge, spaff. lots to think about this weekend
gooning is not just wanking, despite the uninitiated using the words interchangably.real gooning involves serious drug usage.
>>220992682the australian interstate limited-overs cricket competition
>>220992693Nah lol
>>220992693yeah
>>220992628pretty well written article but my attention span ran out half way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ECFhU_qjk
Did the frogposter listen to a podcast about wanking?
>>220992707I can jork my pork longer than 10 mins. I'm an adult fer crissakes
>>220992711Funny but Alanahpow got a bbl and look where she is now.
We basically created modern Israel by winning at Beersheeba you should thank us all
>>220992741you crazy babe bathsheba i want ya
>>220992711Cannot make heads nor tails of this post.
>>220992741cope
>>220992738Right but I feel safe saying you don't wank for 2-3 days non-stop, while sober. If you were on meth or cathinones or pyrovalerones you wouldn't think twice about edging to porn for 2-3 days straight with no sleep. I mean you'd literally plan to do that and execute that plan on those drugs. The people who are actually gooning are operating on a totally different level to you and your 20 minute wanks.
cae not, will not be gooning tysm
>>220992520They aren't supposed to deliver more than 20 minutes early or it gets flagged. If he wants to deliver he should ring and ask if its ok but most don't and sometimes the devices dont have a sim and cant make calls and using our personal phone to ring a customer is a sackable offence for gdpr reasons. The one an hour early probably switched off their device and is doing the deliveries manually, likely in an attempt to finish early. We get paid a flat rate so there is no incentive to make sure the deliveries are actually done in the slot allocated or even delivered. Failing the delivery because you weren't in is an inconvenience makes no difference to us in terms of pay. The one with the tracker is either fiddling the device or the the tracker is malfunctioning which happens a lot. If he is fiddling the device its likely that he is leaving it longer to complete at drops so that deliveries in future will be allocated more time. I do that a lot. I rarely rush deliveries because I don't attempt early finishes as its my primary job and I want to get paid for all my hours so if I get a downtime I just pull in and read a book or browse the internet on my phone. But a lot of the guys do asda deliveries as a second job and often like to finish early.
boycotting all aus posts until they end their illegal occupation of clapham
>>220992776BBL can refer to either Brazilian Butt Lift or Big Bash League which is an Aussie cricket league played while wearing pyjamas
bel air:transfigurativealmost like a platonic ideal/solar imagean image of tiferet/rubedo seen from outside or ahead of timeand then:ultraviolence = immersion in nigredoget free = exitlater albums = attempts to stabilize what was glimpsed
>>220992741not sure why i’d be thankful for that
>>220992674Edging is getting the closest to ejaculation, stop all penis stimulation and and try to orevent ejaculation from happening, so when the edger indeed finishes, it will cause a much powerful orgasm, and the seamen will spread in every direction, akin to a shotgun when fired.Gooning is masturbation for a pronlonged for period of time of, 2, 3, 4 or even more hours. Starting and stopping, while being in a constant state of horniness, or with the help of drugs such as ecstasy or cannabis, which will result in a very powerful orgasm, that can last more than on minute
>>220992790Are these ppl fucking retarded? It's not even sex with another person. They're burning out their brain cells and probably going to end up impotent over some half arsed gay goon hobby
>>220992573That is reprehensible. I did intentionally walk in on one of my older sisters friends when she was having a wee but I never did anything incest.
>>220992807Ahh, right then. Interesting.
that holland and barrat advert is really weird because you know her knees are singing but because she's in a skirt it kind of looks like the microphone is pointing up at her fanny
if you have a sister why arent you shagging her right nowlock the fuck in
Brits don't watch Aussie cricket because it's too humiliating. The average Aussie is over a head taller than the average Brit, with longer arms, longer legs and sharper reflexes. All of the best cricketers in history are Australian. At that point it's genetic.
>>220992867Got 3 brothers me, nary a sister. What do?
My fetish is quite solidly bums and anuses, absolutely obsessed with the arse and arsehole.
>>220992867my sister is dead :(
>>220992802*smashes you with an avocado*
>>220992868Yes let's watch the 7th most popular sport in the country, a foreign version of it at that
must be grim to be an indigenous person in america or australia. the irish at least have a chance of completing their story and reclaiming all of their land. the native indians and abos on the other hand are absolutely doomed. conquered peoples resigned to drug use.
find it hard to crank the hog to ella hollywood after finding out shes a nonce
>>220992882yh x
>>220992878sissify one of them>>220992884im sorry
>>220992868*starts sucking your dick*
>>220992878troon them out you unambitious cretin, chase the dream
>>220992894Cba her friend zimmers from the site was hotter. I would have psid money to rip his asshole to shreds
>>220992835That's part of the fetish though; the knowledge that it's bad, 'wrong', and humiliating. People get off on the grottiness and seediness of it. You can say that's weird but it's just what certain people find kinky. For a lot of these people these are leftover men who very likely wouldn't otherwise be in relationships anyway in the current marketplace. What does it matter if they retreat into gooning during their free time to sate their sexual appetites? Believe it or not these are people who are otherwise normal, functioning members of society who have jobs and pay bills and such.
>>220992893before every programme in Australia they apologise to abos for stealing their land and acknowledge the following programme was recorded on stolen land Aussies just filter it out because they air it every half an hour
>>220992867is it true lads with sisters get better opportunities to find gfs?
got the pragmata on
>>220992931Tell your mates. Not us
>>220992785>>220992785new
>>220992919is this true
>>220992892>>220992965We don't apologise but yeah it's trueDunno why poms seethe at this, soon you're going to have 'this show contains haram content' warnings before telly shows.
Mad how we have aboriginal sovereign citizens in part because of the sovereignty was never ceded stuff
neolithic britain. home
they should ban glory hunting. any supporter of a club living over 3 miles away from the stadium should be shot or forced to support their local sunday league club
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
>the story would suffer if the robot toddler didn't have frilly knickers
>>220992982Brits are used to that. One time, one of those punk rock'n'rollers said some naughty words on BBC in the 70's, and there was widespread chaos in british society.Deep down, british are all radical conservative blokes, and they want shariah law, as it suits the british moral code.
foreigners just love to comment on us don't they?
viewers are warned that this program contains images of a person who has died
>>220991321Where are the hills?
>>220993060at the start do they have to acknowledge which bongobongo land it was filmed on?
aff tae beach
ubisoft connect forces you to reinput your account password every time you want to play a 15 year old single player game
Warning: This post contains content that some readers may find offensive. Reader discretion is advised. Just had a coffee and taken some antibiotics for an infection I've got in my tooth. Bless our NHS, shame about the brown cunts
Actual madness. Its gone up by 150 quid since I moved in. We need to nationalise water. United Utilities are taking the piss.
>>220993105holy moly
>>220993122my water is free :)
>>220993122private water? wtf. water and sewage is bundled with council tax
>>220993122have you got a water meter?my water bill is 27 quid a month with one
there will be no new, due to woke
>>220993122Alrí´ Greg
>>220993105Need that on my face
woke to the dew. no will to be
>>220993122>25% increase in yorkshire water bills in last 5 years>£300m paid out in dividends by yorkshire water in the last 5 yearsnot on really is it
>>220993190god bless rorke for proudly defending private interests
>>220993218>>220993218>>220993218
water companies bankers bonuses dividends
