Patio weather edition
far too early you fucking retard
>>220995120sup ghostie
There's a darker side to coke. To find out more visit Talktofrank.com
home of sexuals are perverted demon-possessed paedohpiles
Going to kill myself on the 5th of may by hanging. Thanks for the laughs
>>220995169May the fourth be with you
>>220995153me when i spawn in and see the killer is playing ghostface
>>220995169Posted it again award
>>220995169you going to be wanking or
been awake for 5 hours. i should probably get out of bed.
>>220995139Minimod cancer >>220995153Hi
>>220995197cretin
HERE WE GO WEST BROMHERE WE GOOH OH
going to order a filet o fish. never had one you see
>>220995241used to be good back in teh day
>>220995241how about ordering a clue? some chicken? a few lettuce leaves? start on the summer body now
>>220995241i did this recently, they're alri basically a fish finger sandwich but its hardly a top tier option
>>220995263Fantastic post
>>220995241Bad idea
>>220995257>>220995263>>220995264sorry team, after making this post i realised i cbs going back out again today so i will just have my usual home cooked meals
>>220995071There’s a bloke from one of the southern IS states who shares videos on Erome of himself shagging prostitutes and crackheads raw before spaffing in them.
>>220995263they do clues at mcdo?
>>220995241dangerous and downright stupid
Can I get uhhhhhhhh chicken Big Mac with no buns
>>220995307gp
the halcyon days of the double fillet o fish
>>220995287so i've just given you a (you) for nothing? feel a bit robbed tbqh
>>220994086You know exactly what you're doing and how it's bait. I refuse to believe even Leftypol isn't stupid enough to do what you're doing unwittingly.
you want the thick thighs pussy salad
like pigs to the trough
>>220995287can i have my you back please
>>220995169Why is that then?
nyan
>>220995169seems like someone has a case of the mondays
>>220995341not on the menu for rorke
>>220995169>sending yourself to hell
Shove your Palestine up your fucking arse
>>220995333>>220995348just be proud that you helped spearhead the filet o fish discourse
how do you pronounce filet o fish anyway
>>220995169
Shove it up your arse
>>220995378>>220995415
>>220995392It is pronounced like this:filet o fish
what's central cee race even
rorke pronouncing it filet o fishleftypol pronouncing it filet o fish
Yes make a joke of it. My wrists will be sliced open on my throat closed. Life will better for all.
>>220995442Wiggernese
>>220995392Fill-itAmericans say Fill-ay I believe, unless it's in CAD then they say fill-it
>>220995456reading this in a little kiwi accent
>>220995456
spoiled dogberg too much and now she’ll only eat if there’s meat, fish or olive oil in her bowl
>>220995498ej
rorke speaking out loud to a mcdonald's self-service machine "yes i'll have the fish filoo?"
Need a new hobby. All I have are movies. I enjoy live music and pub quizzes but I can't go them as frequently as I'd like.
mcelton
>>220995498leftypol gobbling this up in 3 seconds flat
>>220995498filet o elton
>>220995526start hitting the weights
new trim
>>220995524screeeeenj
>>220995496I always give the dogberg meat with his dogslopLiver is really cheap but it reeks of piss when you cook it. Good for their coat too I hear>>220995526Try making RC vehicles, it's very fun.Finished making an RC cripple just last night
rorke gettign blacked
>>220995484>Americans say Fill-ay>In French, the word for a fish fillet is le filet (pronounced roughly as fee-lay), which literally means a "thread" or "strip."
im such a pooey neek
>>220995566liver is good for humans too
pedophilia and racism go hand in hand
>>220995567you're always talking bout his
>>220995526finger painting
>>220995601shut up chimpanzillian
living is good for humans too
>>220995542I treat my weights very gently thank you very much!I don't really consider it a hobby anyway, as I don't have /fit/-tier autistic knowledge about it.>>220995566I could look into it.
>>220995597Got one myself>>220995585French people say it in French innit
I'm something of a racist myself
rorke red pilling his infant nephew on race, women, and the jews
That's it. I'm putting /brit/ on notice.
the maccies order:big macdouble quarter pounder with cheesemedium friesmedium coke20 chicken nuggets w 4 ketchup dips
*enters thread wearing really cool sunglasses*
white niggas be eating quiche
>>220995673fat cunt
>>220995692I'm 75 kilos at 6'2 mate not very fat is it
shes back to replying to me quickly again, it's all good
don't think that's allowed
There is no dispute that dogs can be trained to rape people.In Pinochet's Chile, a German Shepherd named Volodia was trained to rape inmates.
Well then
just not on is it
um
right then
well I say "avoision"
>>2209956732700 calories btw
why is it loading slow
>>220995673For me it's the sweet chilli wrap and chips with a chocolate milkshakeSometimes I'll get an extra burger if I'm very hungry
dogberg very happy today
>>220995704you will be
Karl Jobst about to embarrass Australia again
>>220995742pull their tail
>>220995734do you think bro cares
>>220995742get him raped
todays eats>breakfastbottle of white wine>lunch3 cans and a black coffee>dinnerfillet o fish. just kidding, 7 more cans
>>220995742With all that fur he might overheat. Make sure his water bowl is full.
>>220995742>>220995762
you can’t help these fucking retards
>>220995749why couldn't he just stick to speedrunning goldeneye
>>220995762>>220995773Um
mad how irish telly is just normal uk telly then sometimes out of nowhere there'll be an advert entirely in gaelic as if anyone understands it
>>220995765Stop drinking so much. I thought you were maori and everyone knows maoris cant handle their booze. They don't have 10,000 years of alcoholic ancestors like Brits.
>>220995781rorkes da was really spitting here ngl
deaf niggas be like*waving my hands about*
>>220995790Have you got a football stream on
quentin letts has passed on
in park wearing my rorke creps
>>220995803alright i'll just stop drinking then and face the chronic depression and failure of my life then. *kills myself*
>>220995827um
rorkey boy turning a blind eye to this
>>220995825scr
>>220995827By yourself?
>>220995850I do have shorts on they're just not pictured in the image
>>220995827ever thought about doing squats or something
>>220995862my friends and girlfriend are just out of frame, laughing and sunbathing too
>>220995827legs like knitting needles
>>220995887Fair play
why has this image been posted?
>>220995827chicken legs
>>220995827Christian Bale famously wears the new balances
>>220995827nigga brought his bath towel to the park
can someone tell me honestly and not in a cuck/fetish way, is bbc a myth or what?Because I do proper like this black girl at uni and we get along well but I’m not being funny I don’t want to embarrass myself if she’s used to way bigger
>>220995827I lick your hairy knees
How do I open a stocks and shares ISA
I think my legs look normal when standing up >>220995923based>>220995941I don't want to get grass stains on my clothing
>>220995949give me all your money and ill handle it
>>220995955How old u is?
>>220995961Ok what's your kik
I've got a girlfriend she just goes to another school
new balance trainers were named for jhonn (john) balance
no wait I can explain
>>220995945I think it's like half an inch on average
>>220995967doxxable info
*Activates MK Ultra on the thread*
>>220995972Genuinely looks like mine but mine is white
looks like a poo
>>220995972I'd put that in me
right well that's a chocolate yuletide log isnt it?
>>220995968my kink? Im quite into nurses
>>220995842Id say smoke weed but weed isn't good for maoris either. Absolute light weights. You need to figure out the reasons for your chronic depression and work on yourself to not feel like a failure.
>>220995972Didn’t need to see that>>220995982Well that’s not bad
>>220995945White average is 5"Black average is 6"You'll be fine
>>220995818yeah
everyday i'm shufflin
>>220995975My girlfriend did go to another school to be fairWe got on the same bus home
>>220995945Yes its a myth.But also consider that most womens vaginas can only accommodate 3-4 inches. Obscene porn dicks are painful for women. Porn whores do all sorts of exercises and lubrication and take painkillers to film scenes.
>>220996039ever touch her boob on the bus?
that movie where christian bale loses his virginity to the french girlnot this one
Well Rorke?
that movie where john hurt feeds cheese to mice
rork sneaking onto a farm and spraypainting swastikas on the horses
When I was in year 11, a bunch of girls from year 8 came up to me during break time once to tell me that their friend liked me, and for the rest of the year I'm 99% sure there was a rumour going around that I was a paedo when we only spoke once the year before because she kept hanging around my friends for some reason.
im a vf with no mates
>>220996079whats a farm need horses for
>>220996093ktim alarm
The Turkic invasions had a bigger impact than the mongol invasions
>>220996088should have shagged her
>>220996102pulling the cart
>>220996079wasn't that an episode of the Chris Morris show ?
>>220996102horse eggs
>>220996111wouldn't have been legal or moral would it
>>220996093ktim but ive had sex twice and have wonderful mates
>rumour going around that I was a paedo lmao
it's called a plow
coworkers getting hyepd for new AI models like its not the exact same thing as every other one
>>220996135then its not really you is it
when did it become abnormal for a thirteen year old to marry a sixteen year old?
At about 6.00pm on Saturday, 25 April 1998 16 year old Rachel Joy ANTONIO went to the "Summer Garden" Cinema at the corner of Beach Avenue and Murroona Street, Queens Beach in Bowen QLD. As the movie did not commence until 7.00pm Rachel intended to walk down to the 'stinger nets' at the end of Beach Avenue, 200m from the Cinema. This she did and was seen leaving the beach by a number of persons at 6.45pm. She was seen walking on Queens Beach Esplanade shortly after, but has not been seen since.
Get the Starmerreich established
going crusading anyone need owt
>>220996158on a spiritual level it is
>>220996160quite a long time ago
>>220996179Jerusalem please mate
>>220995169I would encourage you to live lad. There are lots of good things in the world.
cutie detected!!
>>220996183how long is that?
>>220996209me?
team news
>>220996179vultberg
the reads
>>220995169what about gta 6?
>>220996007yeah weed makes me go crazy with anxiety. I know the reasons for my failure and there is no remedy. I will kill myself in May, it will be done. Everyones life will be fine. I will hang myself from a tree. It will be done and over and I can rest.
quite like kiwi fruit but like mangos it takes longer to peel it than actually eating it
Not gay but I'm really good at getting gay lads to send me nudes and stuff
>>220996241who is chloe walsh?
>>220996222>gakpoo over rio
>>220996336don't know
>>220996318you can eat the skin. it has good fiber. you can also eat most mango skin
>vegan honeyis there anything the wokes haven't got their hands on?
>>220996336
no one eats mango skinand only deviant psychopaths eat kiwi skin
>>220996357don't believe you
it's rorke's da's twitter posts, oh it's rorke's da's twitter posts, rorke's da's twitter posts!>vegan honeyis there anything the wokes haven't got their hands on?
I'm feeling zesty. I'm feeling MOIST. I need some big COCK.YUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
>>220996382everyone eats apple skin though
unless you're in red you're not welcome to post in /brit/
>>220996383google it then. idk what source you believe in
>>220996088We had a buddy system at our school where the year 10s who were becoming year 11 would be assigned a year 6 who would become year 7, and my buddy was this very meek girl that only had one other person come from her primary school with her to secondary, and he was in another side of the year so they weren't in any classes togetherShe got attached to me and would often come see me during breaks for a chat and some of the girls in my year spread a rumour that I was going out with her and it reached the teachers who called us both into the office to reprimand us, but despite both of denials the damage was already done and I was known as a year 7 diddler for the rest of the year and even into sixth form
>>220996388
>>220996411neutral me
>>220996413i mean at that point you might as well shag her
>>220996411why do countries like Malaysia, Turkey, and fucking SIERRA LEONE get to have an opinion on something that is solely between the argies and usbut thanks to them for supporting us xx
>>220996108how so
>>220996411kek based tvrkey
>>220996365the last book I read had all those I think
>>220996398That's different
My kid brother MarkyNo more of dis
>>220996439it probably relates to colonialism those countries have done
>>220996439sometimes they're in a similar situation themselves somewhere and don't want to agree to a precedent
>>220996411>falklands in blueuhh
scmreiang
>>220996486its an Argentinian map
>scmreiang
do the /brit/ challenge and hang yourself
Ok I tried the filet o fish. It's alright actually
>>220996437Well I wasn't a nonceStill not a nonceJust felt bad for her
>>220996513roar
qoozzkremlin
might re lace my shoes this afternoon
>>220996513scriang
do brits really
>>220996513sramincg
>>220996538going with a different pattern?
lots of screaming happening
>>220996550no that would be far too daring, i don't want my shoes falling off when i'm walking to the asda
>>220996550Yeah the gay boy pattern like yours
>>220996557Scream Saturday innit
got some new football bootsx
>>220996574preds?
>>220996557scrienga
can you grow the knob?how to grow the knobknob growing peptideschina peptides knob expansionpenis pump permanent knob
>>220996580your da makes boots?
I hate old people so much
>>220996574gonna do some new boot goofin?
>>220996557pscianf
Scranga Scream + scran
well i'll tell you this much it's not long until i'm going to start cooking
>>220996615don't want to be doing that food flying all over the gaff messy stuff
>>220996580yeahx
>>220996599how is this fair
>>220996640outrageous creps
Leftypol wondering why this bint murdering bint is spared jail when Rasheed only did a bit of raping and got 3 years
>>220996640preds have gone woke
dipping an uncooked chicken into my mouth like a sword swallower and taking it back out again
If a woman gets a boyfriend she receives:>All the sex she wants>All the money she wants>Free housing >Never has to work a jobIf a man has a girlfriend he receives:>Has to work harder to earn for two people >Has to listen to her boring bullshit>More mess and less space in his home>Less time to relax and enjoy his own hobbies >Toothy blowjobs and a hole that just lies there and does nothing during sex (he only gets to fuck once or twice a week, for 3 weeks a month)I do not hate women. I do not blame women for this. It's the way society is built.Indeed, there's also lots of evil men who abuse women, who are violent, who rape.I just think... it isn't worth it. Better to be alone forever and keep my money and time.
>>220996666>>220996666>>220996666New
>>220996664top left and bottom right look okay
yeah bit too early for me
>>220996673women work far harder than men and most of their work is unpaid
>>220996673oppa incel style
i hate argies and yanks
good edish but will wait a bit
>>220996644>beautiful victorian brickwork station>horrific plastic clad student accomodation rising in the backgroundroar
>>220996398I don't it because makes my mouth itchy x
>Kent police received reports on Tuesday that a girl had been raped at a private property in Gravesend between 25 March and 19 April.>Ionut Dobre, 33, was charged with rape on Friday alongside two 16-year-olds and a 15-year-old.>Benone Inofte, 46, was charged the same day with aiding and abetting a rape.How the fuck does that even come about how are grown arse men doing rapes with teenage boys that’s insane
>>220996700nothing wrong with high density housing it's the only place i'd live
>>220996702bring your child to work day
I can't count
>>220996702it's their culture rorke
>>220996690really? because the women I work with do fuck all
>>220996695Milei is an ancap why does he want to violate the Falklanders NAP?
>>220996412might be edible but i don't think it would be nice
>>220996716*steals £10 from you*
>>220996732I look like this and wiggle my toes in this exact way
I grow larger
>>220996718Used to be in the 70s and 80s they'd answer the phone, make the coffee, fetch donuts and lunches, let you grap their arse. That was their office role.Nowadays they're supposed to pretend to do the same jobs as men, which they can't do, and it depressed both sexes.
i drink lager
>>220996753um.
>>220996753@grok verify
That's enough tomfoolery for me today I think
>>220996715fucking shooting milk out my arse at this
right then that's a fleshy baseball bat isn't it
>>220996775howl
sir poo screram
>>220996753YUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
>>220996775alri there sir Elton
in bed, got my new football boots on
Imagine an ugly tranny. Can you picture it? Wow!
>>220996783maybe we should raise taxes then
Sir Shit Screaming
>>220996783if you worked 50 years and dont own your own house and have over £100k of your own savings it's your own fault for fucking your life up
>>220996753According to leftypol that's a woman's penis
sir piss roaring
>>220996805like looking in the mirror
shite howling
>>220996805Me when I look in the meer
Gay bastard fly just flown straight into my eye and now its gone underneath my eyelid. Fucking brilliant.
Boomers and gen X have destroyed Britain.Put them in labour camps until they fix everything they broke.
>>220996783pension credit tops this up to around £25k I think.plus all the other freebies you can get as an OAP puts you at £30k
>>220996783Every single job I've had there's been an emphasis on getting a private pension set up, if you end up relying on the state at old age then you deserve to live like a peasant
helo
>>220996846maybe he'll lay some eggs in your eye
why are brits always screaming
>>220996863hi <3
polshits and r9k have destroyed /brit/put them in labour camps until they fix everything they broke
Black women built Britain. Remember that, okay Rorke?
>>220996783that's the poverty line for a working adult not an OAPOAP poverty line is 12,000 a year
>>220996884gp
>>220996906all of this "this country wouldn't exist without x minority" rhetoric is just transplanted from black people in the US (where it is actually the truth) and applied to every minority in every country in the world even if they've only been there less than a generationyes, thank you Albanians, for building Britain
>>220996927hear the albanians are good drug dealersx
>>220996927your welcome mate
suppose i'd better chop some veg then
dftic is about to link his newit is IMPERATIVE you do not post in it
just can’t fucking help themselves can theyFuck Westminster fuck kier starmer fuck the queen
>>220996927why Albanians specifically and not the k*rdjeets and ir*njeets coming over on boats
>>220996960make sure that when you're chopping you don't accidentally put your willy on the chopping board and chop it off happened to me a few times
>>220996967leave him alone he's a good lad
spent £18 on a bottle of wine and it has a screw top
Sir William John Simpson
>>220996996>>220996996>>220996996
>>220996979my willy wouldn't reach the kitchen counter
Endless undocumented (not illegal) labour BUILT Britain, specifically delivering food to your house
