are 'lysax
gape my arse and call me a nigger
>>220997009x
Sir Wankard Pooser
dogshit zingers inbound!
>>220997021thought that was a thicky veiny cock
Sir Bum Farto
>>220996996peng ting
O
what does leftypol even DO
>Earlier this month, a 78-year-old man, from Kirkby, was arrested on suspicion of theft and criminal damage.What makes someone be such a cunt, very strange desu
leftypol not up to much
>>220997049>78there's your answer
apparently 62million men attended a virtual rape academy. not on
what even is it
Business idea: /brit/ commentary livestreams that read through the threads and analyses them like people do for sports
mum why the fuvk would I come outside and enjoy the sun when I’m inside making money don’t you understand I’m trying to build a life and escape the system
>>220996996great OP
>>220997043imagine if colonialism was only done by white women on brown women
>>220997093get .her .shagged.
>>220997085You're unironically too incel to get it
back from the park now, back in my comfy hermit flat
leftypol x rorke or rorke x leftypol?
I'm such a gay F-slur
>>220997085nigga said vibex
My life has ended
why is cuck porn exploding in popularity who is wanking to this rubbish
>>220997127hermits live in cottages at the bottom of a large garden of a manor and they do gardening in place of rent
Given up, think I'll convert to Buddhism and go live in a cave
>>220997150as long as you have your life and your health its never over
Rorke's been moving with a different kind of rhythm ever since his trip to the caribbean... like something CHANGED him...
>>220997158
>>220997184thats him walking funny cause his bum got savagely blacked
WASTED THE WHOLE DAY AWARD
Going to spend the afternoon learning to write English using Tangwar.If you don't know what they means then frankly you're not white enough to respond to me anyway.
>>220997193A black attack
Rorke watching YouTube in his pyjamas sucking on a strawberry Calippo x
Climbing into my Temu cuck cage
watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses theyre insanei hear they live in crematoriums and smoke your remains
>>220997186China doesn't count because they can't use our websitesit's all Jeets
>>220997163sounds alright to be fairminus the hard work
taking a hit from my temu weed cart and it plays a gong sound effect and a picture of bradly walsh comes up on the little screen
Just learnt about WW1. It's not right... :/
where were you when they chopped that sycamore tree?
>>220997175ok well he’s only got his health since he’s life ended, so i reckon it might be over for him
>>220996996cute
>>220997236mine's got a little screen where you can edit pictures of him and when you're done it automatically posts them on /brit/you may have seen some of my work
>>220997240no comment
connections bros what the fucking hell is a hurly burly
>>220997240everyone thought it must have been browns, another attack on british culture, then it turned out to be two middle aged 80 IQ white brickies who appear to have done it for a laugh
just seen a glimpse of a spammer there when i refreshed but he disappeared to be permanently blocked forever
Planning tonight's steamingtoil itinerary
>>220997273you don't need to know
>>220997286sameweird that isn't it
ridiculous connectionswhat are they playing at
>>220997273I remember in school our teacher Miss Cowan (fit in an intelligent milfy way) asking us what we thought hurly burly meant while we were studying Macbeth. I had no idea. In the context of Macbeth it meant the killing they were planning. In general I think it just means a boisterous activity.
>>220997305ps
>>220997273namby-pamby
Come here you naughty little boy
>F off and drink your tea Bri'ish idiot. Want a crumpet and bi'cuit with that hot wa'er?>wait Japs drink tea? W-well it's kinosovl when THEY do it....
Ommmmmm. Ommmmmm. Ommmmmm.(I'm manifesting my Brazilian tranny wife).
>>220997173>>220997173>>220997173
>>220997322higgledy piggledy
>>220997344when you hear a werthers original opening
Snuffed out like a dirty fag
>>220997343It's true!
I actually fucking despise Starmer
>>220997349helter skelter
that's it, I'm moving to China
>>220997353screem
>>220997276elite hairline the fuck
abstaining from drug usage
I want to be a song and dance man
need to wait until nightfall to go work outwouldn’t be caught dead hiking with my incelpack during daytime
>>220997343
>dadberg's laptop was semi-broken (the jack cable at the charger port was damaged)>alri, £15 part, easy replacement>he waddles down to one of those paki tech places this morning>they ask for £85 and he gives it to them willingly>on top of that it's going to take them 3 days (probably to siphon through all his personal data and all)kind of want to beat the shit out of him desu It'd have been a tenner and ten minutes and he's given the pakis 85 quid and 3 days.Christ almighty. Wonder what they'd have said if someone without grey hair waddled in there.I mean that's like 1/3-1/4 a new laptop. For that money may as well toss and replace it.
>>220997402vagabondlad?
>>220997405they really do be like that.
>>220997365
>>220997414This is me, I look like this
>>220997424catstein
ziedy FEARS the new janny
>>220997414it's mostly for the labour but yeah it's a fucking joke how badly they rip people off. most repairs can be made by buying the part and watching a youtube video these days but boomers are fucking idiots
how do you stop sleeping at weekends im sure ill fall asleep again in a minute
>>220997414its his money
>>220997414they might blackmail him, threatening the release of his goon material to family and friendsyou need to have a frank conversation with him to let him know you love him and that he mustn't pay, that you'll stand by him no matter what heinous shit he wanks to
>>220997416am a bit of one but I have an incel military pack that I’m too embarrassed to walk around during the day with. usually do my walks before the sun comes up but couldn’t sleep and was on the cans to try. not good to work out on the piss
>>220997414honestly the dadberg and the mumstein don't give a shit about how they spend their money so I have stopped caring toolord knows they have enough of itnot worth the arguments and the bickering
>>220997414I do this haha. I'd rather take it somewhere and let them deal with it than watching youtube and having to understand the explanation >>220997444I used to try and work it out myself cheap but I've got spare money from PIP now so don't really care what it costs
getting post-nut clarity with pragmata. £50 down the drain
>>220997499lazy bloody sod but fair enough
way too hot
sitting in the smelly bedroom in my pants (AND SOCKS!!)
I try not to think about my mum interacting with technology, she's just a fucking retard. It's not embarrassment or anger I feel toward her though it's honestly pity and sadness, it's like watching a deer or a sheep caught in a trap, thrashing around helplessly.
>>220997499you'd happily pay 5x what it ought to just to save yourself a 10 minute yt vid?
>>220997514ummmmmmmm
Bleating like a sheep around mum when I leave my smelly childhood incel lair to remind her of what she is
>>220997527Prude.
>>220997539dadbergs been a software engineer since the 80s and he still looks utterly incompetent when placed anywhere near a smartphone or satnav
>>220997539watching my 75 year old uni professor who is one of the leading researchers in his field struggle to find the "refresh" button in chrome and open an attachment in an email
>>220997552nigga tweaking off that fortcart
Not saying I'm gay but I love fucking and sucking and I am purely interested in bottoming
Face it we're either being ruled by the Israelis or the Chinese.
who else #justbackfromchurch
>>220997514
theres a few posts on here under the british flag that read like an indian trying to fit in. This weird out of place utilisation of words like mate and bloody, a few times you'll see the word "britisher" being used, which is exclusively an indian word nobody else uses to describe us. very suspicious on /brit/ these days me
>>220997597thats just london paki dont mind him xany posts about "rorke's NEXT jeans" are from him
>>220997539I am a fulltime internet and 4chan user for many years and I have trouble technology.
got the anime on
>>220997597dumb idiot bhenchodclartthats just a little gimmicknot a good one no
>>220997583how tight are you lad xx
>>220997597you are very a fucking bitch of mother bastard
>>220997547I'd have to>guess what the problem is>find a good video that explains it>watch it a few times to understand >try and fix it>probably check the video again while I'm doing it>hope it workscompared to taking it to a shop and letting them sort itlast one was changing some RAM in my laptop. I don't have the technical nohow for that even if some people here might
>>220997619if you are having a doubt please revert back the needful
>>220997597someone said "hitler was a very fucking big monster" earlier so i reckon you're right
had a long walk in the country, saw a couple of horsebergs, a pheasant and some sheep x
>boring brazilian bastard>boring bulgarian bastard>boring belgian bastardwhy do they come here nobody likes them ffs
>>220997631Has rorke been caught spouting one of his mental incel 'theories' in public
pooberto poo zerbi
>>220997685just get the webms of her gigantic toilet posted
>>220997624type of shit ricky gervais posts on twitter
>boring boer bastardwhy does he come here nobody likes him ffs
>>220997637Relative to the average person I'm doing alri and even I can't stomach getting ripped off stillWonder what level if income you have to reach before you genuinely don't give a shit. Or if you ever will?Remember that story of Steve Merchant yelling at Karl because he owed him 50p. This is after he become a gazillionaire from the office too. I'd imagine I'd be like that.
>>220997631giwtwm
>>220997685She gives me a funny feeling in my vaginer
today we are all Wolves fans
>>220997721it's less about the 50p than it is letting someone get away with mugging you off
>>220997733that's called pregnancy
>>220997590bit early is it not? confession in 2 hours for me though
>>220997624LOL
>I care about white people! I don't care about paki faggot nigger coons Realistically, what did he mean by that?
have absolutely no idea who the yank just posted. wish theyd all fuck off back to /cum/
let the bass canon kick it
women? ontologically evil mate
It's a pretty nice day outShould be in the beer garden but no, I'm going to shut my curtains tightly and sit in my incel bedroom all day
busting some wicked moves to olivia's new album
>>220997811I've got an exam on Monday so I can't get on the cans today OR tomorrowit not right
>>220997805sir
went out for a walk in this nice weather and my naturally fast walking speed meant I had to make a few awkward passes
Cam on wolves
>>220997831It really isn't rightYou can have a couple surely x
fuck israel and fuck palestine, this is australia.
ooooo weee oooo i look just like buddy holly
>>220997842nah it would fuck up my sleep because the exam is at 9:30 and I have to wake up at 6 then go halfway across the entire city on the bus for it
nigga name keir
linux mfs always be on some cd Downloads/ && mkdir testing && echo "testing" > testing/test.txt && cat testing/test.txt
>>220997848This is /brit/
>>220997805They’re a fucking liability
>>220997855aha they do be like that
>>220997831What's the exam?
>>220997858nah. this is australia.
>>220997853
>>220997853gm :>
>>220997721worth more than 150m usd and the only service I pay for are a pool guy to clean/ ensure the levels as well as a landscaper who does erosion mitigation because I don’t have time for it. If i did I’d do it myself
>>220997853starming
bellend smells like the fish area of a pet shop
>>220997881
>>220997900grow up
>>220997872translation, it makes up 7% of my final classification so it's actually quite importantwouldn't mind it so much if it wasn't at nine fucking thirty in the morning and I have to get there at nine at the latest
sup modi
>>220997955sup modi u gud yh?
>>220997900filet o fish dick
>>220997955omg ficcy senpai hiiiii :3
>>220997955chortling
Making a singular chicken breast for lunch none of that seasoning shit either
>>220997932i got weed in my luuuuuungggs
arabic has to be the ugliest language there is
>>220997989https://youtu.be/P1yOcS1qdkQ?si=kfwyVQtZPEFnc9Rj:>
>>220997990SEA dialects are worse sounding
>>220997043>woman hit woman = le cute and funny>I hit woman = le bad and wrongWhy are foids like this?
>>220998000x
>>220997761midday low mass innit
friendship is magic
>>220998003my monke brother NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ben reichwald's doing a one off 2013 songs only performance in hull bonus arena next week
>>220997848Don't catch you wallying up
>>220998031>hullsup mouldie
>>220998014in english doc
>>220998028i'm sorry but it's the truth x
eviscerate canada
>>220998039
My watch has stopped.I don't get it, why is that important? Because...it has been....MAGNETIZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEDDDDDDTO BE CONTINUED IN 2 YEARS
>>220998043women think vast most men are ugly and hate them
>>220998061yeah ktim
DUALITYYYYYYYYYYY
canada >.<
linus mfs always talm bout some "let me grep that for you"
sometimes when i feel like a failure i'll come on here and see you autistic freaks posting the same unfunny shit in to the ether and suddenly i feel better about myself
>>220998000listen to a proper choon like this lad https://youtu.be/XShaIZs7J7M>>220998044MONKO!
>>220998084sir poo roaring bradley
doing a gay porn rorke poo in bradley walshs face
>>220998097yeah things like that, OCD has ruined your life lmfao
>>220998084same
>>220998101hossberg
>>220998084Oh dear someones a bit cheesed off!
>>220998014whiloe both are wrong the women have a more statistically accurate distribution than the men
Black hole sunWon't you comeAnd poo scream in my bum
Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Got a light Got a light Got a light Got a light?
>>220998146I get the reference but I won't elaborate
Drinking some squash while lying on my bed. Catberge is sleeping besides me. Feeling lethargic and anhedonic
poo roarke
>>220998169i love you so much
toronto yutes giving me grief again
>>220998134
rorke's girft
Rorke mate, stop banging on about your "white pride". It's autism pride you should be concerned with.
>>220998169mad that your willy is probably bigger than mine
patiently waiting to hear rorkes thoughts on chappell roan
i think its confirmed now this place is just populated by bots, we've all moved on now. rip /brit/ 2012-2026
>>220998169my profoundly mentally ill queen
>>220998185dunelm
>>220998185fucking scream
Bouncers were worried they'd get no more work after all those nightclub closures but have no fears they can work doors are Costa Coffee Greggs Mcdonalds Pret WORK IS AVAILABLE
>>220998189i think shes very sexy and i like her only song ive heard
>>220998185roar
>>220998185ror
employed woman anal creampie
Big polack bossmann right there FUCKER you ain't getting NO FREE FOOD FUCKER BASED WATCHFUL PROTECTOR
>>220998226uncle dihhh
in this world you're either an employed woman or a sacked tranny
>>220998189gay shit for poofs
>>220998226Scrum-diddly-umptious
>>220998003that would be huezillian, almost as grating as mandarin
Currently trying to clone my laptop SSD to a new one using my HP Compaq 8300. I want the power supply to shock me so I don't have to continue playing musical chairs with these stupid fucking drives anymore
>>220998255saw him in the forsbacka coophe kept telling me how much he loves emma watson
Her livestream was very revealing. First of all, it apparently was supposed to be an hour of reading, but she was mostly concentrating on checking chat, having tech problems, upset that Lola was barking, looking out the window, fussing about, and ending the reading part 30 minutes in and switched to chatting instead. Her attention span seems very lacking. I love settling down in a quiet place and just reading for hours. She seemed to be all over the place. At the beginning she seemed overwhelmed to see everyone was reading deep, thick books, instead of childish crap that she tends to read over and over again. When she started reading chat, later on, she was skimming the questions and skipping over all the more interesting ones. Like have you heard about your PhD yet, do you read Russian or Italian lit, do you work, have you read the Bible completely through, would you read the Quron, are you still learning Latin. Yes, please, Ruby...let's hear you converse in Latin. Let's see how that is going. The list of excellent questions goes on and on, but mostly she just picked easy ones that she has already addressed in the past, oh 10 years. The claw was in full force and she had a very difficult time, stumbling over her words, when trying to express how to do go to places on your own and be comfortable. I mean, isn't she constantly having anxiety attacks when she goes somewhere alone? Someone asked her if she watched Stranger Things and she said only up to the end of the 3rd season and actually wouldn't finish the last episode because she doesn't like things to end. Wow. It is just a TV show. If that doesn't scream severe anxiety, I don't know what does.
>>220998288Yeah, thems be his digs
>>220998288was on my scandi holiday x
fuck england
THE CHINESE ARE ON THAT FUCK AMERICA SHIT
>>220998258definitely not, no need to get your feelings hurt seamonkebro
>>220998316fucking um you can see her pussy mound
The din dins
>>220998316I love you, Sabrina
>>220998347nicex
>>220998316
>>220998362asg
>>>/tv/220026552
think I will drive to the shop and get some booze. Sat here bored. Alcohol is the answer.
>>220998347About 9 pieces of pasta
>>220998297how come women aint got no eyelashes yet when you draw eyelashes on something it becomes sexy. that is a little bit weird isnt it?
ROBBO
fixed my broken laptop possiblywant to sell it but have no way to know if i actually fixed it or just temporarily got back into windows and it will meltdown the second someone tries to use it then be angry at me for selling them junk
im profoundly mentally ill
>>220998410horrible vocaroo
>>220998405Yeah I fixed my MacBook a couple month ago and I was gonna sell it but didn’t for the same reason. Good job I didn’t because it broke again a couple days ago
>>220998399kekez could never
>>220998427so what did you do with it
>>220996996you people have the worst taste in women on this board
watching gary eatsx
>>220998464she's famously fancied by millions of people
https://voca.ro/1cikGX6NesU1
>>220998464they choose based on le cutey acting asian looking woman
>>220998481*indians
>>220998450Still got it. Need to decide whether I buy the part I need to fix it again or just buy a new laptop
>>220998485shut up my goodness
Surveilling the thread
>Washington, D.C. briefly rolled out the wrong welcome mat for King Charles III after flying flags near the White House that weren’t the British flag.>Photos shared on X on Friday showed Australian flags lining 17th Street, near the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, where public works crews had decked out light posts ahead of next week’s royal visit.>Instead of the Union Jack, passersby were greeted with Australia’s flag, a detail that might be technically defensible—Charles is also Australia’s head of state—but not diplomatically ideal.bet ol chucky was fuming
to sad abt spurs to post prop
>>220998485his voice is so runtish and snivelling punchable
i's the b'y that builds da boatand i's the b'y that sails heri's the b'y that catches the fishand brings them home to liiza
>>220998536bet it was deliberategod so embarrassing we still have to suck up to the yanks after all the shit they say
>>220998493for me i think it was just some software compatibility nonsense on refurbished laptop, but if their testing was so crap they missed something that basic i wonder what else they missed
>>220998536He won't even notice it
>>220998564*herbut yes
>>220998536they should shoot him as a final insult
>>220998590catburg
>>220998590cb!and wee r2d2 in the back
>>22099848530 year old man btw
>>220998617scraeam
>>220998339macacx are so tiresome always projecting their brownness upon others that disagree
we just not posting then
What's the latest tally on the number of pairs of Next jeans rorke has soiled?His mum must be damn near bankruptcy at this point?
>>220998617s
>>220998309reverendedburn ass camera angle
rorke falling down the stairs
>>220998677Searching for posts that contain ‘"next jeans"’. 867 results found.
rorke soiling his next jeansleftypol licking them clean
>>220998684Screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEIDAOnkj4
leftypol abruptly standing up at the table during christmas dinner and doing the haka after his granda said he's voting for reform
>>220998590berge blending in nicely
Got my COCK out and I'm fucking WANKING
>>220998211what are people going to do? jump the counter and whip themselves up a cappucino?
Brown Bovine Biomass Built Britain
catberg spotted
>>220998739roar
>>220998791usually it's stealing sandwiches and other food from the fridge thing by the entrancet. seen the mandem doing it in cafe nero
Rorke patrolling like a bhenchod
>>220998813>>220998813>>220998813
>>220998791can grab a cheese and tomato toastie off the side but it wouldnt be microwaved yet
>>220998211They never hire proper bouncers though it's always just some 5'3 Indian or 50 year old Nigerian who stands idly by looking gormless while the mandem take their pick
rorke on the ropes
>>220998845This. Urban scarecrows.
