failure edition
hi
>>221005561Enjoy having tax income moved to criminal income instead you dumb faggot.
HOLY BASED HE FINISHED IT
>>nooo if you don't allow people to buy disgusting cancer sticks laced with additives you are a le 1984 nanny state or something
>>221005587unless you support full drug legalisation then stfu
alri
sceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMyOJ4wgKmg
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Don't say hi to him
on my last glass of wine then i'll go to bed and watch a couple of eps of the pitt
>>221005632*them
>>221005625?
>>221005646are you a girl
RIP to Klaudia Glam :-(
Alright, I'm gonna need everyone's cranium measurements
>>221005588HE LOCKED IN AND DID THAT SHIT
pilkington was right when he was saying londons shit innit over 20 years ago
>>221005651feeling :(
>>221005624That game was a movie
>>221005656which one is Klaudia Glam?
>>221005677it'll be okay honeyjust have a drinki am
>>221005689probably shouldntmum has started commenting on my alcohol intake
>>221005656Ohhhh shhiiittttt that black bitch getting upgraded to a murder charge oh shit she fuck her whole life over some IG shit man what a crazy ass bitch Gabrielle Carrington
>>221005706one or two drinks is fine
We at /brit/ believe in wrestling
had banh mi for lunch today :)
Athlete's foot is a contagious fungal infection that causes different itchy skin issues on your feet.
rotate the shoes
>>221005725Why did the cronem not invite you out x
men should stop eating pussy
very uncomfy threadnot enjoying myself
what was that link to a video that was posted earlier
gf just licked my ear hehe
>>221005777Do you have a plan to stop people
>>221005784hello full english
>>221005777I haven't even started.
>>221005783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_mbnsh6VU
>>221005783A tranny getting bummed
I haven't even sharted.
watch the bear s02e02
really want to get proper steaming but cant tonight
>too much of a nerd for the chavvy girls>too low class for the posh girlsliterally what am I meant to do in this position?
>>221005794The cronem are out having fun and you are posting pictures of shoes on 4chanLOL
>>221005816You are very helpful and appreciated. :)
fs now simons done aclspurs im sad abt it
>>221005816transwoman*>>221005827i'm getting steaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf0nNM692vU
>>221005823why aren't you carrying out your work?
*trans woman
I'm about to go on an incel frenzy so you lot had better stay out of my way alright
>>221005836what a derranged cope girls literally do not give a shit about either of those things if you're fit lmao
>>221005795Install razor blades in pussies
>>221005780
>>221005867gp
>>221005827getting late now anyway no point just get a good night's sleep insted
>>221005824is that the one where they finally reveal the eponymous bear?
sorry i keep tripping up on that one
>>221005708there's a video of it all too, she rams right into her against a wall after they started arguing
>>221005880I'm a scrawny gremlin
You lot are mad!!
>>221005867not sure if it's a guitar but i like the woop sorting algorithm sound they do in these genres
>>221005905white people be looking at this and saying oh heavens how delightful lmfao
>>221005883jobbie
>>221005933she's gorgeous
>>221005836Some chavvy girls were into me in school. Wish I shagged them.
>>221005933hairmogs me
>>221005903>>221005708>>221005656
/brit/ tricked me into being gay
>>221005940Posting trees on 4chan instead of going out x
After much negotiation, /brit/ is now officially twinned with the K-Pop general on /mu/.
>>221005973*dangles my cock in front of your face like a cat toy*
brochacho name is keir
>>221005982I’d give her my battered sausage
>>221006007mew
>>221005964multiculturalism is beautiful, rorke.
we got codwe got haddockwe got scampiand other fish like sausage meat
pesto pasta for tea
>>221006002GREAT NEWS: /kpop/ and /brit/ are now sister threads
>>221005964unreal beer fear in the morning
>>221005982i want to have sex with her
frontierer sorting algorithm guitar scream
>>221006047I put some red pesto in my sauce that I posted earlier
Orange Caramel were my favourite kpopers
why does he post the shoes and the trees
willow ryder a bit too much on the fat side these days
leftypol living in pimlico
*arrives in milton keynes*
>>221006076I grew up in Pimlico and I won’t hear a bad word said against it
>>221006073severe crippling OCD
he posts pictures of trees on 4chan on a saturday night cause there's nothing to do outside
>>221006061straights aren't welcome here
>>221005912ye exactly you cant get girls cos u're ugly not cos of your class(same thing for me)
>>221006094posho cunt
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Albedo-Anthropomorphics-1996/Issue-1?id=177699&s=&readType=0#2
>>221006073Yes, mould absolutely loves the inside of shoes and frequently grows on trees. Both environments provide the key ingredients mould needs to thrive: moisture, darkness, and organic material to feed on.
>>221006109we lived in the cheapo area
just read The Critique of Pure Reason in one hour
john mcafee
>>221006132not to be like a bit arrogant and judgy but that book is like 600 pages long to begin with and kant is kinda infamously unclear as well lol
got called a gobshite yank neek on here earlier
>>221006127*povvo cunt
nobody ITT has read a single book this year
>>221006159you're an unclear kant
1 hour to go honey
>>221006196I read a book about the nazis and a book about augustus actually
>>221006196I read a book a week
>>221006205drinking
>>221006196i re-read stevie g's autobiography
>>221006211what'd you learn
>>221006196read five brandon sanderson novels so far
>>221006223probably for the bestwhat's the tipple
>>221006196I read half of the 1st lotr
>>221006196read quite a few actually
those vegan gays are live doing a mukbang. pretty cozy nglhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOqKxZ20kQg
>>221006234beer for now then rum once mummy goes to bed hehe
>>221006196not only have i read a book i even wrote one!!ok that was a lie lmao
>>221006225Slippy g
why would i read a book when we have internet now
>>221005964So is this in the middle of the congo jungle, or is this london or what?
>>221006259sup mouldie
I hate how on /tv/ you can't discuss old movies. You make a thread and nobody replies unless it's a new one.
>>221006259bet you wouldn't being mukbanged by a bunch of vegan gays
>>221006263bet the beer is a bit warm isn't it
Cant decide on my next things:BookMetamorphosis, The Odyssey or (literally) 1984GameSilent Hill 3, Max Payne or Ace Combat: Distant Thunder Movie Erin Brockovich, The Manchurian Candidate or Hero
Blooming fab
>>221006288right well we have a fridge
>>221005652lmao
>she
>>221006259Heathermongo
>>221006293don't read booksdon't play gamesdon't watch foreign filmsdon't watch films with female leadswork it the fuck out
>>221006293you've not read 1984?it's like 100 pages long you can finish it in an afternoon
>>221006306didn't know they'd been invented down there yet
>>221006230dunno lol can't remember muchI think one thing that struck me was that the weimar republic wasn't only degenerate it was also really violent and I didn't realise how mental the hyperinflation was. Like you could watch a movie in the cinema and the price of a ticket went from a million to like 10 million reichsmarks. Also concentration camps were horrible, you'd probably be glad to be gassed to death because in the early days they were insanely evilI thought the book about the nazis was more interesting.
>>221006318it's boring as shit like all his books
>>2210062931984, Max Payne, High and Low (not an option but better than what you had)
had a Chinese tonight so I'm 4 bottles of water down and will be up all night PISSING
>>221006329in what way is animal farm "boring"
do heathermong and zeidy have any association or relation with each other?
>>221006293you guys call shattered skies distant thunder?
i think i might be the only person who has overided his basic physiology everyone else seems to experience negativity if they go without sunlight or socialising or sex or else they need depression pills and whatever else.
>>221006318All my books are from charity shops. Luck of the draw innit.
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
Don't like Orwell's books because they're too real
when was the last time a girl showed she respected you?
>>221006318metomorphosis is the same, could get through both in one afternoon easily
>>221006359go to the library nigga
>>221006325what do you think about the theory that only about 271k jews died around that time
>>221006293The Odyssey ready for when it comes out at the pictures
int brit = surface webbrit pol = intelectual dark web
what are rorke and leftypol up to tonight?
Can you be Happy after 10pm?
>>221006400truth tsunami
Need to get the berg in but he's been a mischievous cunt today so I know he's gonna fuck me about
>>221006402i'm watch the bear s02e02 with a glass of wine then i'm going to watch the bear s02e03 with the remainder of said glass of wine
>>221005473 Well that's you lot DONE yet again
>>221006423he did and said so many weird things
>>221006423>>221006426wtffffffff
>>221006423roff
>>221006341Cheers la>>221006392Was thinking of this. Not until July anyway.
>>221006384Haven't got to that bit yet
I don't know what Tunisians love because I've never thought about Tunisians before now
fucked my life up on purpose award
>>221006357i definitely feel negativity going without sexit's just what else am i gona do kill myself?im severely miserable like so miserable i can feel my insides diminishing my lifespan
blazinjust kiddin it's from my maccaroni and cheeeese
>>221006455fucking HOWLING MY ARSE at this
women are so lovely
is dragon soop nice or does it taste like pish
>>221006455LITERALLY what were they thinking
cold palmer
>>221006508i like the red kola one, reminds me of the cheap pop they used to do at primary school discosstrawberry and lime one's alright toodragon soop is very evil though
atb for a cry back l8r
>>221005559whiney little tart no wonder no one liked him
-to thiswo-oah-oah-oahoriginal rorke materialyou're listening to the smelly bedroomlock down your aerial
sucking a you-know-what
bye-
Cole palmer is mad ugly
>>221006506they are 15 in this btw
>>221006585don't come back!
>>221006594well that's okay dont judge a book by it's cover i say
>>221006600you can tell by the trainers
got a big fat belly me
>>221006648when’s the baby due
>>221006600no they aren't
>>221006663tomorrow morning I will bring a beautiful food baby into the world
call the midwife
ah ah you'll be alright
>£15 minimum for orderswtf
Venus is very bright tonight lads, wow
too many zoomers and mongs spamming their little gimmicks
mad how peng and nutritious kale is and yet some people choose not to eat it
>>221006718not for long because it's night time and venus will be long gone soon
>>221006714Pay up piggy
any of you fat cunts ever run a marathon?
>>221006600and?
>>221006673they are, that was 3 years ago and the first girl just turned 18 and is bogged to hell
>>221006745bro I just want butter chicken
im profoundly mentally ill
>>221006738Where's it going...?
listen to your heart
>>221006196i've finished 10 and halfway through 2 moreaverage pagecount is 365
>>221006752>running through bermondseydo you have the option to put on a stab vest there or nah?
>>221006779behind earth
can tell you're all pissed now
>>221006718her name is APHRODITE
>>221006798hs?
Mad how utterly mindraped all young women are these days. Bogging themselves to look like plastic mannequins with sharp cheeks
>>221006752yeh did 2 this morning
>>221006423skullmogged
>>221006718A night with Venus, a lifetime with mercury
>>221006798im a little pissed but to be fair considering i had to buy a big bottle of vodka i could be much more pissedso that's good isnt it
Where do you guys buy sexy lingerie for your missus, Ann summers is too chavy
>>221006752no only reason people do them is to tell other people they've done them (case in point) and I've got nobody to tell
>>221006798nope stone cold sober (and crying)
>>221006798no drinking for me tonightbeen on the booze the last 3 days not good for you that muck
>>221006506i like women what have got no clothes on and that
nudge units: activate
>>221006798 nop i';m noy
10%? Blimey! That’s quite a lot, isn’t it?
>>221006828Nice one
fudge units: activate
>>221006718uranus is to the left of it if you've got some binoculars
https://vocaroo.com/18hj1HpzRoFzthe lisp makes it sound sexier
just learnt about roblox heat
do you think the goose is better as a comedic actor or a dramatic actor?
Just eaten a mars bar
>>221006792is that where the locals steal all the water haha
>>221006890Comedic. His dead pan from nice guys and barbie was great
>>221006902post your tits
>>221006890dont think ive seen him in a comedy desu
>>221006902gimp
>>221006798not pissed, just pissed off
>>221006846my cousin did one and he always mentions it within 5 minutes of meeting a new person
>>221006902post your feet please i beg you
liam rosenior
>>221006890big fan of the nice guys
POV: You're on the best date of your life
>>221006902fat tranny
>>221006845Love girls who cut
Babysitting tonightIt great
earth is flat and stationary
>>221006959obviously wouldn't be the best date of my life
>>221006967That's a mentally ill man with superficial cuts for attention however
>>221006975ngl might call an x on this one
not actually that nice big macs are they
Just chilling :)
>>221006975but why wouldn't the peoplestein in power use the goyim to exert control and extraction of those resources?
>>221006975Why am I outside the ice wall? Fucking retarded AI
>>221006764social media should be illegal
>>221006988that's a woman>>221006999would love to rip those leggings off and pronebone your arse
>>221006999OHMY GODTAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS COOOORRRRRRRRR
>>221006959also the only date of my lfie ahha
>>221006975this is bollocks t. can fly
got the nonce stings on
just witnessed a man eat a mars bar
>>221006975Don't understand ice wall theoryHow do they hide it
>>221006975that looks like a sphere
>>221006999describe your last poo
>>221006959They didn’t even bother to make it realistic
>>221006999nasty run in that curtain. you should get it replaced
>>221007065yes they didthe pub's empty and a woman's telling you shite you don't want to hear
rorke and leftypol
>>221006999Hey babe.
Catberg does NOT want to be indoors and his howling is making it very clear
>>221007048How sad is it that literally all this woman has is her tits
>>221007094fart on it
>>221006911Dead pan humor is quite difficult to nail properly with soundng like a condescending asshole. I'm told I'm a pretty funny guy, I think I'm contextually funny and even I don't try dead pan because I'm not only shit at it but I'm not good looking enough to avoid the consequences of the failure of a dead pan joke. the joys of being a 2/10 guy I suppose.>Pic unrelated, but its britbong IP so heh>t. a fa/tg/uy
>>221007094let him get out there and FROLIC
imagine if the twin towers of the world trade centre fell because someonecdid a big fart during a poo that shook the foundations of the buildings causing them to fall
>>221007084Average Protestant
thinking about lemmy this evening
>>221007080Yh I'm looking into getting some new curtains actually. Green ones
>>221007094He wants to get out to socialise with the neighbourhood cats at the Kit Kat Club
toast on the AGA
in the gay sex dungeon
>>221007135why do you have a lisp
>>221007084They're both Rorkes though
what do women even want
london bridge is falling down, falling down
>>221007105seems dangerous to cook in high heels, what if the heel snaps and she hits her head on the frying pan
>>221007140Got a joke with my family that one of our cats is a stripper at the local pub and works Wednesday and Saturday nights there
rupert Lowe PUSSYHOLE BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM because he couldn’t handle being exposed as a fraud I am the truth
Leaving the AGA on all year round at great expense, just in case I fancy a bit of toast.
>>221007156ugly trollop
>>221007156that is a man in a bikini
>>221007191ktim
>>221007166changes every second depending how they're feeling
>>221007175kek this is my parents
lost 64 lbs (4.5 rocks) since my last annual checkup
>>221007123YOU'RE A FINANCIAL WIZARDBIG TYCOON
>>221007190like you wouldn’t
why do we call this failure edition?. what is the failure, who is the failure and why are they the failure?
when was the last time you had a ravioli?
>>221007152I don't have a lisp
employed woman be nice 2 me vocaroo cover
>>221007203
>>221007219good job lad
>>221007231prefer not to say
>>221007166How dare you post this without posting the link?
employed woman sex feet ordered
>>221007231When I was 13/14 and I almost threw up vile
>>221007175that’s how you’re supposed to use ityou can’t turn it off
>>221007219nice one mate
>>221007156posted an ugly bloke again award
>>221007219good lad. keep it up, it's hard work
>>221007111The war on terror would have been instead The War on Bio-terrorIndia would have been glassed because groun troops in India would have lead to far too much death from malaria and sepsis.God, as much as your idea is retarded, I think that would have been a far superior alternative time-line on the grounds that India would have been BTFO'd out of existence.Yes, I am Canadian, you can tell by my flag and yes, I do firmly believe the red dot on Indian's forhead is for target practice
bed for me
>>221007265Brampton white population status?
>>221007048is that allowed what shes doing there
Not really hungry but thinking about going to the chicken shop or else I might sleep too early and I need to sleep late to not wake too early to not be tired on my 2pm-10pm shift tomorrow. What do you reckon lads?
