JK Rowling edish
good morning all
>>221014299gutentag (that's german for good morning)
>>221014242Farty farty gas poop.
had my shower then had a massive swig of sparkling water straight from the fridge
The kino selection
>>221014352some lovely AI thumbnails therehazard a guess to say the narration is an autistic man reading out page after page of AI output as well
Americans said "it is too much hard work to turn off the light bulb. Let us invent a new thing that will make it easier."
>>221014352how can jews be this rich though?
>>221014334Harry Potter very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle.Lots of people complain about the anti-climatic ending, but really I don't think it could any other way. I'd like to imagine that there's some alternate universe where Rowling actually believed in something and Harry was actually built up as the anti-Voldemort he was only hinted as being in the beginning of the books. Where he's [sic] opposes all the many injustices of the wizarding world and determines to change their frequently backwards, insular, contradictory society for the better, and forms his own faction antithetical to the Death Eaters and when he finally has his showdown with Voldy, Harry surpasses by adopting new methods, breaking the rules and embracing change and the progression of history. While Voldemort clings to an idyllic imaging of the past and the greatest extent of his dreams is to become the self-appointed god of a eternally stagnant Neverland. Harry has embraced the possiblity of a shining future and so can overcome the self-imposed limits Voldemort could never cross, and Voldemort is ultimately defeated by this.But that would require a Harry that believed in something. and since Rowling is a liberal centrist Blairite that doesn't really believe in anything, Harry can't believe in anything.
>>221014366Don’t know haven’t got to that part
>>221014367“no!”
>>221014242jk lmfao rowling on the floor
>>221014382Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of the sentient magical creatures, the absurd charade the wizarding world puts up to enforce their own self-segregation, a corrupted and bureaucracy-chocked government, rampant racism, so on and so forth. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then only racism towards half-bloods). In fact, when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she's treated as some kind of ridiculous Soapbox Sadie. For opposing chattel slavery. In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort and Harry and friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo. The very height of Harry's dreams is to join the aurors, a sort of wizard FBI and the ultimate defenders of the wizarding status quo. Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the big instigators of change and Harry never quite gets to Voldy's level. Harry doesn't even beat Voldemort, Voldemort accidentally kills himself because he violated some obscure technicality that causes one of his spells to bounce back at him.And this is really the struggle of liberals, they live in a world fraught with conflict, but aren't particularly bothered by any of it except those that threaten the multicultural pluralism. They see change, and the force behind that change, as a wholly negative phenomenon. Even then, they can only act within the legal and ideological framework of their society. So for instance, instead of organizing insurrectionary and disruptive activity against Trump and the far-right, all they can do is bang their drum about what a racist bigot he is and hope they can catch him violating some technicality that will allow them to have him impeached or at least destroy his political clout. It won't work, it will never work, but that is the limit of liberalism just as it was the limit of Harry Potter.
>>221014242Corr what a milf
>>221014380Oh my farts
>>221014400asking me that is racist
People in the 18th and 19th centuries had the right idea. Why get up out of bed and go all the way to the bathroom to piss and shit in the middle of the night when you can just use a bucket next to the bed and dump it out in the morning?
Dunno what The Times readers are smoking, you drop Kier you get a more radical leftwing government and an even shittier economy, leading to more voters departing for the greens or reform.
it's a gay porn morning
Nary a pixel
Images that validate everything you have learned on this website.
Lord have mercy
>>221014447>asian women with more education and a higher income the least likely to have a tattoo or tattoosand women wonder why men go for them
me and the wife https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777172780282895.webm
>>221014476come home white man
Egypt is powerful.
good morning lads, any plans for today?
@all
>>221014562not much, spunk inside the gf, have some haafu children (only daughters though)you know, the usual x
>click old /brit/ by mistakewhats he on about now?
>>221014564cute
Going for a walk might stop by Cuntgrope Street
>>221014562
>>221014697
two young women with promising futures ahead of them, squanderedvery sad
>>221014242The one on the right completely moggs left
>>221014755glad they put a red caption with victim on it so I know who's the bad one
>>221014755Every time someone talks about influencers and that it’s like a whole foreign world to me that I don’t understand and don’t care for one bit. Why do they all look like that with the painted faces and the duck lips?
Fat Rihanna vs Kim Carcrashian
I want to smell Emma Watson's most intimate bodily smells. Her farts mostly.
How did he get into the White House?
>>221014809by practice
>>221014800scrimbambombling
>>221014809Also lol
>>221014755maybe we should not let our youth be influenced by these people
>>221014800>Kim Carcrashian
Dostoyevsky really hits hard
https://w3w.co/poet.tries.jars
mhm batty boys x
>>221014809it wasn't at the white house
>>221014809He could have been Obama's son
Oh its picking up now x
>4chan: dead>Twitter: I'm beginning to distance my close friends Time to be a lone wolf and go to the Himalayas or some shitIn 10 years bryan Johnson will invent immortality pills and I can go in 1000 years chronic sleep and wake up in a better world where I can have sex
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1777147997176489.webm
>>221015006WEF wonPalantir wonEat the bugs chud
Morning lads
>>221014881this is what your innocent granny is reading
What's up YouTube, and welcome to another YouTube content creator tutorial video where today we'll be learning how to do the facial expression for your reaction video thumbnail. So first what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna go ahead and practice opening your eyes and mouth as wide as you can...
>>221014818We’re living in the banter timeline Erika Kirk went home crying
What’s happened in Dundee then?
>>221015017Id cum in her holes, hair, everything
>>221014242
>>221014242Where are the Harry Potter girl(s) from your middle school now?
How was your evening lads?
>>221015017The Jews really are making her do anything they want aren't they? Doesn't help that she's open to doing it though.
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1777186743635871.webm
>>221015108applied for some jobsunsatisfying wankbed at 11
>>221015108Rainy, went out shopping and then ate a burger. Why are those tarqs looking at me?
>>221015117What did you wank to?
>>221015122They’re just normal lads
>>221015116Christ alive!
>>221015127errr some valentines' day amateur couple video
>>221015116
>>221015116she doing pornographics now?
just woke the fuck up
>>221015138are these tarqesses? I might have a shot at the one on the right because she's brown
>>221015194yea she's on onlyfans now
- THAT'S A SPINAL TAP JOKE.- I KNOW.
>>221015211I thought it was 4.5 billion
>>221015211happiest atheist
WowAny of you joined her social media site?
>>221015226idiot
>>221015233I was at her birthday gang bang but I came in one of the fluffers sadly.
>>221015116It says "not found"
>>221015074ffs i can no longer tell what is real anymore
Proper kicked off on the I'm a Celeb final like. Very uncomfortable viewing
>>221015275it was ai slop anyway
The internet and global interconnectivity is causing everyone to become insane. People can tell it's happening, they can feel it and they can see it in themselves and others. Of course they have no way of stopping it because they're up against a sort of global inertia with no way to affect meaningful change. You've felt it too haven't you.
>>221015250Did you see the pictures of the fluffers? Many of them were better looking than her and I doubt any of them smelled as much as she did
Seeing a pawg escort tomorrow
>>221015334as it happens I did see and even looked some of them up on the high class escort websites they were listed onthey were indeed extremely hot.
>>221015240Fuck off
>>221015360idiot
>>221015226maybe dats earth vs universe not suredo recall universe is like 14 billion purportedly. at least like estimation of.big bang or whatevrr>>221015211heres fingthe goal of.buddhismis anihilationso returning to void is whole pointlike only fing in buddhism that stops death being the perfect retrun to nirvana is reincarnationtypical of religion to shoehorn summat in to manipulate the populace into doing what they wantso heres the pointthe atheistis the happy buddhistgoing to nirvana paradise of extinguishment
>>221015233she's not that attractive, very mid slavic-german look, no idea how she got so much traction for showing her chebs and growler off on reddit
Fucking despise white men saying “pawg” Always Americans too. Disgraceful
if sydney sweeney saw meshe would go.mad wiv derangement for my cock
reddit spaces from the reddit midwit
>>221015233shes a rancid g**k
A bit less foodA bit more exercise
>>221015376She's pale, has wide hips and a tight waist, big breasts, girl-next-door appeal, and she leaned into the "this is all a bit silly isn't it" reddit humour when she was making her start as an internet harlot. There was no way she wasn't going to pop off.I'm not gonna sit here and pretend she isn't hot and that I wouldn't fuck her.
>>221015417Less nutrients in our food now, contributing to over consumption
fink midwit is extremely like risky comment considrin' you statisticslly likely to be wun
>>221015328its the future retroactively crashing into the past
>>221015380What do you call this sort of arse in England then hm?
on the train
>>221015442a big arse
>>221015451Not very clev or bril is it
Need to smell her bum.
>>221015450corr pastrami samwihc
oklou armpit sexo
think im going to buy more nicotine as im on a cut and quitting during this time would suck even harder
right i'm off to cook some breakfast, get the sausages on. hopefully these mongs will have fucked off by the time I get back
>>221015462incorrect, it’s a roast beef ‘wich
>>221015450Do you work 7 days a week lad?
>>221015442Whatever you want but why specify white? That sort of shit was started by browns and blacks, why would a white man say “fat ass white girl” fucking get a grip you little cunt I’m fed up of seeing it also fed up of seeing white American zoomers using “snowbunny” to describe just an attractive blonde girl they don’t even fucking know what it actually means
>>221015466>is a French musicianamazing
>>221015425looks like my year 8 science teacher
>>221015477phwoarclose enuff to be fairsame animal innit
>>221015486nah i’m off to sisterberg for movetoil
… up early wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221015494It appears that you've extrapolated the original subject matter of this foray into an all encompassing critique of American culcha init briv. Done yourself.
>>221015502very ugly
>>221015417Reagan/neoliberal-era fascistic propaganda bringing the body in the forefront, deifying it
it's never been more over.
>>221015502that's all part of the appeal. Give me a normal, pale woman with dark hair over some blonde bogged bimbo any day
>>221015516hes not well x
>>221015553
>>221015516hi owd he get that scar
put on 2kg in 2 daysmust have a hefty poo inside me somewhere
was actually watching foid golf earlierkinda intrestinmainly coz nelly korda sexo
>>221015568sainsburys delivery driver clobbered him
>>221014426Genuinely need to keep Starmer in power to ensure the future of Britain. If the ILR reforms get repealed we are FUCKED
Britain needs reform
>>221015591speak english retard
>>221015617labour should merge with the conservatives and let the corbyn momentum mongs go off and join the greens like they've always wanted tohonestly labour and conservative have the most similar policies of any two parties today
Break it down and you'll see that talent is nothing more but good memory.
>>221015442Poo comes from that.
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ..,
running 26 miles seems like a terrible idea tbqh
#NewProfilePic
>>221015656You should see what comes out of a vag. That you should see.
>>221015185soul.
Dying for a Nathan's cheesesteak from the New York New York casino in Las Vegas, shame I'm so far away from that place right now
… trying to work new camera wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home ..,
>>221015667is the light and way of life. Diego told us that so we believe he exists now
just woken up haven't i
why does everything exciting happen after i go to bed
>>221015692I've never tried that. I want to get back to philly to try Angelo's. It's a bucket list place for me i must try their za and cheese steak
as a Spurs fan I'm too thick to just look at Tim's X so please post literally every tweet of his here
>>221015721that's what's the excitement is, in your bed x
>fake assassination>massive boost in time for electionwhy doesn't starmer try this
>>221015334Where can I see pictures of them>>221015250Kek really?
>>221015707phwoooarr fink you have
>>221015721Yeah when you're not here we start partying. It's because you're boring soz
if the police tried to arrest me i'd just batter them
>>221015742he'd probably cock that up too, the cockwomple
>>221015742They've have to get some mong armed up with a spork and have him stab at Starmy because guns are illegal in uk
fink he was jokin' hopefully
wanked twice already
>>221015693Why is he drinking 0% is he not allowed drink alcohol or something
>>221015745>really?No I'm afraid it was a joke post I apologise for deceiving you.
corr would do the sniffa ans.insufflate nelly korda's assholepropa gud diss
>>221015802he's not, he lives in a care home
>>221015802coz its breakfasy time
>>221015769not to the secret police who would be in on the hoax, you dumb arse
I don't play a lot of video games but once in a blue moon one will pop up that I think I'd enjoy and I lament not having an up to date console. Is it worth me investing in a gaming PC so I can play the odd game? I'd quite like to play them on my TV rather than a monitor.How much would I need to pay for such a machine? It doesn't need to be high end or anything just capable of playing games.
>>221015672Get a coach. you don't want to run the London marathon looking like an amateur
>>221014755Had to read the article to find out these two weren't the same person. They have the exact same face. In any case made me think how mad it is that your life can be snuffed out like that so quickly and you have no idea its coming. She's posting stuff on her instagram with no idea that come friday night she'll be run over and killed over something stupid. Mad. Look at her arse too, state of it
>>221015841just do couch to 5k and you're good
Little Stevie G in the academy, already had that murder in his eyes.
>>221015841Won't be able to get a coach through there mate the roads are shut
>>221014755have you seen the video it's sad
/ita/ is threatening to send The Mob after us at /brit/
>>221015851better way to go I reckonliving your life in happiness until the last dayrather than rotting away in a hospital bed for months or even years
>>221015859mad how he was allowed to regularly leave training early to go meet the kinnahans, surely the highest profile british footballer with mob ties
>>221015830Aha. If this police is 'secret' then why do we know about them? Absolute state of Bongs
>>221015851respectfully I don't care about these BBL instagram bints who exist to be shat on in dubai and watch the KardashiansI'm sure there was a real person in there at one time but if you're 32 and punting yourself as a bogged instagram influencer you're not a serious person and I'm not about that
>>221015874True enoughWould prefer to go some other way than get flattened by another BBL slag in soho though I can see the funny side of someone I hate rotting away in prison and losing everything because they killed me whilst I'm martyred by the Dubai crowd
>>221015851>Had to read the article to find out these two weren't the same person. They have the exact same face. You think the one woman drove a car directly into herself and that needed an essay You are one dumb incel mong
lot of awful baiting going on this mroing
>>221015851couldn't get my dick past that arse
>>221015866no I don't watch videos of people being murdered as I consider it bad for the soul
>>221015851went on holiday somewhere that had a photogenic swimming pool and saw one of these filming herself from behind waddling in. vile
>>221015898I don't particularly care about these lot but you can't pretend you're somehow superior or more serious than these people when you spend your weekends in your smelly childhood bedroom posting about poo on /brit/
>>221015851right photo says VICTIM on it MONG BOYYYYY
>>221015902>>221015925I thought it was 2 photos of the victim you dopey cunt
current news reminds me of how you could drive and walk through downing street until the 70s
>>221015837not actually that much, you can get a machine with a integrate GPU in the CPU which would save a lot of moneyhowever there's still the issue of overpriced RAM and hard drives, which is the main problem at the moment
>>221015945how much would I be looking at? £600? £800? More?
Barely ate any fibre recently and now doing my first poo in about 5 days... Unpleasant
>>221015837May as well just buy a console at that point, building an equivalent pc in this economy will break the bank
>>221015902well the man from east 17 did it
I wish i could hang out with employed woman. She seems like the only normal one here
>>221015898>be shat in in DubaiOnlyfans models charge like $600 (~445 pounds) per hour, the everyday businessman can afford that.
>>221015967but the issue is that I play like 1 game every 2-3 years. Ideally I would like to have a machine that could cope with being unused for 2-3 years then still be able to play a new game that crops up a few years down the lineif I buy a PS5 to play 1 game then I'll need to buy a PS6 to play another game in a few years time
Had a dream that I had beef with starmer, we were both in labour, and he commented on a pull request about how he was better than meMad that
was enjoying cyberpunk 2077 earlier, but then i found out the bloke who came up with the setting is black so now i've stopped playing it
rorke getting a new pc when it gets gta6leftypol getting it on ps5
>>221014755Fucking hell. Horror movie type of murder, brutal shit. Like Paulie Gualtieri, she just ran her over with a lawnmower? And nobody stopped her???
>>221015999will be waiting for the definitive edition on the ps7 in 15 years
>>221016021smart
Is the escort poster here?I've started seeing escorts too.My soul has been corrupted
don't trust women on account of eve
why are there massive winds every autumn and spring in my area
>>221016014foamy. someone's dropped their pint
>>221016056Because you live in Russia nigga come on
>>221016058Ominous post
Choose mice.Choose a SIM card.Choose a dragon.Choose a peter,Choose a fucking big horse penisChoose washing machines, socks,Compact reggie folders, and electrical SIM card swappers.Choose bad teeth, smelly bedroomAnd dental insurance.Choose fixed-interest currency conversion.Choose a starter caravan.Choose your friends.Choose a name and matching tripcode.Choose a SIM card on hire purchaseIn a range of fucking plans.Choose ban evading and wondering who youAre on a Sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbingSprit-crushing uma gameplayStuffing fucking grim scran into your mouth.Choose rotting away at the end of it all,Pissing your last in a miserable caravanNothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,Fucked-up parasitesYou have spawned to replace yourself.Choose reggie. Choose mice.
still in bedx
perhaps i'll go to asda when it opens and buy a bottle of wine and some oat milk
>>221016014
I don't really enjoy life. Sometimes I think I'd rather not carry on.
>>221016116but then I get a little sugar in me
>>221016113Wow, is that fungus? Incredible.
>Tax rates on wages for a typical single worker rose more in the UK last year than in any other country.
salted tortillas for breakfast
>>221016116nothing wrong with living a little have a peroni, have two
>>221016229and here's why that's a good thing
>>221016230Very North American of you
>>221016279Do u have haribos in america
downloaded arkham knight. one of the games I bought on sale ages ago hoping one day I'd be able to run it on a better computer. the others are black flag and fallout 4
>>221016300The gummy bears? Yeah
>>221016309No Blue one starmix
if you aren’t buying palantir stock what are u doing bro
do you think it's too early to have a beer
>>221016336not supporting the literal demon force behind it
got me porridge and me cup of tea and got the marathon on
oh and I just found out I have mankind divivded in my library too, must've bought it on a sale too. it even says I have 6 mins in it. completelly forgot about it
new Garyseconomics just dropped
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Garyeatsonomics?
>>221014731Invite him in for a beer or two
im a cringe cunt and i need to die
>>221016398this is how it all started
Gaysexanonymous?
currently traversing gothenburg and the amount of forreners is depressing lads
>>221016418jtim
>>221016430well that's a good thing isn't it
>>221015211Yeah but she could have kids during that 50 years of wage slavery, and those kids could have their own kids, and so on. Possibly in the future her descendants could have conquered the universe. You have to think ahead.>>221015229Atheism is a position on what you think is true. You shouldn't pick your views on truth based on whether they make you happy or not. What next, should I believe I have an imaginary friend who really exists, because that makes me happy?
>>221016447if i’m going to be honest i don’t particularly believe that diversity is our strength..
>>221015360You're getting mixed up between the age of the Earth (4.5 billion years) and the age of the universe (13.8 billion years)
>>221016470troubling opinion
>Men>Women (mixed)>Women onlyeh?
Currently making the new
>>221016484the mixed record is different because they can use male pacers to drag them along faster
>>221016526rude moderator
>>221016557I hope you didn't actually click his linkThat poster has posted illegal content before
we should nuke Germany, it'd be mad funny
going to start my day why a shave and a showerx
stacked field in this marathon btw get it onlovely day too
>>221016524didn't know they did that. is it useless now with watches?
having a Guinness at 9:52am
>>221016612nah it's still a psychological advantage to be able to follow a pacer without thinking
>>221016594
me at the back
>>221014299>>221014299>>221014299
>>221016626Illogical and irrational
>>221016636children should be seen and not heard
New
>>221014310actually it's guten morgentag means day
Currently making the new.
never show up on time for anything
>>221016701>>221016710what do you even gain from this
>>221016719He is extremely mentally ill
>>221016736>>221016736>>221016736
why is this 50 off bump limit
>>221017110Janny probably took out the Egyptian bot.
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