Lawrence "Larry Boy" Barese Edition
I was molested by a priest for many years. I turned out okay.
it happened
>>221020019The shooter was trans and chud. They are evolving into one now.
Larry Boy is fine as a nickname but calling Albert "Ally Boy" is a step too far in my book
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuyR7vrL6MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH FUCK AAAAAAGGHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKAAAARRGGHHHHJAAAAAAAAGH
My friend drove home and he was definitely drinking. I'm worried about him
>>221020102They have always been two sides of the same coin
good thread
Sever all ties, let him rot. End this embarrassment right now.
Oh my god we’re alive. We’re alive right now. We’re living right now. This moment shall never come again. This particular moment. Love it! Love it! Love it!
Taking a poo
Ten million dollars cash or being invited to the Metal Jesus Rocks Party Weekend on the Oregon Coast?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP38XoF8vnc
>need a car to leave the city>need a home outside the city to store a car>need a car to leave the city…it just goes around and aroundyou need $$$ for both at the same time
>>221020464This nigga smoked his first marijuana and began existentially pondering lmao!
>>221020670The crazy thing about dude is that weed lmao
>>22102051010 million I don't need to play nintoddler games with a bunch of old autists
>>221020626As far as beers go"drinkable loaf of bread taste" > "rotten fruit taste"
Gonna ride to the park
here comes the night time
>>221020796That would be guinness, which is also great. But kirin is not a rotten fruit taste at all. It's pretty lightly hopped and they don't use the euro floral hops anyway. They like the roasted malt over there in nippon. Sapporo black is one of the best readily available lagers ever
>>221020526You can store cars in storage units. Some storage places even have parking spots specifically for cars. What fucked me living outside a city was that my parents were retarded boomers who didn’t want to drive me anywhere and I couldn’t get a job without a vehicle.
>>221020975>couldn't get a job without a vehicleWhy not
I’m a fuckin computer. I’m a reflective fuckin computer. I’m an idol. A captein. Worship me, I’m your digital statue.
What was that guys plan just running in there
>>221020428No
Afterlife, oh my god, what an awful word
The ancient Romans had a word for people like you. "Asshole".
>>221020936I should have bought Sapporo at the international snack store yesterday but I went with Kirin to be different. Rip bozo to me
>>221021000I lived either in the suburbs or the middle of nowhere and every time I had a job interview my parents would say it was too far and not bring me there, and I never got an interview for anything nearby.
>>221021111Checked
>>221021286>too farNow that's some shit
Beer, Japan :O
I’m about to get a job working in an office, a really tall skyscraper downtown. Any advice?
I'm dying of thirst. I just chugged 2 big glasses of chilled water
Saw a movie with him yesterday, Street Trash from 1987
hello. time for church
>>221021353ThisSapporo is mid as fuck
>>221021353As far as lagers go it's legit just really good. Never had any other japanese beer but I imagine it's the same kind of garbage as their corner store food. Just mass market slop like anything AB
>>221021455Based Piousanon
They ever show you these in medical school? They're called BALLS.
>>221021489Try Suntory
Not a fan of fudge. Not a fan at all.
I had a chocolate donut yesterday. I haven't had donuts in years. It was so tasty
I'm sleepy
>>221021351They were definitely just being selfish or lazy
I had to up it in fashion district, shot into the hermes store and hit eight people.I made sure all the birkin bags were unharmed so that the hoes don't bug out on me about it later
perhaps a little glizzy to brighten your mood
>>221021653Thak dog the birkins made out all right :OOO
>>221021375Do a flip faggot
So anyway, I was banging the wife
Out on a fent quest moving like an invasive species
sweet dreams frens
They go jit for his foams >>221021785
I haven't had a drop of beer since Christmas. Not like I had a drinking problem before, mind you. I just literally cannot be arsed to buy alcohol anymore.
i paid 17$ for a pint of jack daniels yesterday
>>221021882Mees sai pinsi kätte sao tilga viina :--D
this shit slaps phenomenally
Would it be a good business idea to open up a balkan either restaurant or bakery in port Aransas?
>>221021925>1L grain vodka: 10 dollars>europeam kool aid equivalent but higher quality: 2 dollars for 5 liters>water: freeYou can get two or three ppl very drunk very fast for 12 dollar
>>221021375If the office quirk chungus brings in her pet spider, don't be a nigger bitch and report her because you're scared of it
>>221022013my friend isnt a real nigga like me and insisted on jack daniels (we each had our own pints) shenanigans ensued (we walked around downtown leering at women)
>>221022070YN behavior
>>221022013what is the water for
Dreamt of my own death. It was cataclysm day in early summer 2040. The building I managed to leave after a discharge from the Sun caused an earthquake fell on top of me. It was an exciting day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDGMZhdJkthis was basically what happened to me last night sans the texting a girl part
>>221022172you're crazy if you think anyone at all is gonna watch that
>>221022130Mix it with the european kool aid syrup. Baltic sea water off of coast of Tallinn is drinkable as long as you run it though a sawyer filter. Its very low salt.
Imagine this guy walks up to you at night https://youtube.com/shorts/pa5NCrtzJuI
cant wait to die
>>221022416You are literally waiting right now
Larry boy had the biggest crew in the Family
I’m still in love
>>221022595You have a gf
>>221022602My online persona is in love
have u ever had a “steak canadian”
>>221022674No but it looks like it might be bussssin
theres a legion of buck broken asian incels spamming bbc because they're mentally broken by asian women liking white boys
>>221022674>*Starts speaking in council estate*
>>221022702Thank you for the very important information
I'm addicted to listening to this https://youtu.be/jJBD1EzCam8?si=jYg19C_fq762A-Cd
Incels are an endangered species on /cum/ because I know y'all get mad hoes
These Clones ain't loyal
Gm cummers. Church soon.
are you guys ready for summer?
The top 10 best smelling flowers:1. Rose2. Jasmine3. Gardenia4. Lavender5. Lilac6. Oriental Lily7. Honeysuckle8. Hyacinth9. Sweet Pea10. Osmanthus
https://youtu.be/BDv9_HJdz3U?si=Vxgd_wkJGuDToUlEChubby girl calmly plays a high energy NOFX cover
>>221022981Don't try to copy Piousanon
>>221022988>chubbyNigga that's morbidly obese
>>221022985Honeysuckle doesn't really smell like anything I know. When we was kids me and my friend and his little brother would eat the nectar out of them
>>221023040I know it looks that was but what she's wearing and how she's sitting fools your eye. If you watch the video you'll see
Keep on rockin' in the free world...
Miss Pennyfeather
>>221023015Why not? Anyways I'm not Catholic.
This is a Christian general
>>221023184Oh wait, Piousanon is a Christ-damned Papist?
>>221023077hail yea brotherPraise the lord and pass the ammunition!!
>>221023162Looks like Sid the sloth from The Ice Age movies
Why does no one care about the assassination
>Girl is driving when there was a chicken crossing the road>She stops to let chicken pass>Guy behind her can see what's going on >Taps the horn a few times then drives around her, striking the chicken >Woman gets enraged, channels the Satsui no Hado and chases the guy down>They stop, she gets out, rips his door open and blast him good in the face with like a shitton of pepper spray
pancakes and bacon
>>221023328MAKE ME EXTRA HAPPY I LIKE SHAMPOO BOTTLES THAT SIT ON MY LAPPY
>>221023326Oops my bad it wasn't a guy it was another girl
>>221023326her tits are too distracting. She needs to put a silencer on those puppies
>>221023326I'd give her a lesson alright... heh... if you catch my drift... *rubs hands together*... *licks lips*...
>>221022985Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?
>>221023326Good, someone who is so callous as to run over an animal in the road in such a cavalier manner is a likely sociopath and doesn't belong with other humans.
Women are so pretty
>>221023444I don't think they saw the chicken
>>221023326>there was a chicken crossing the roadbut why
>>221023476To get to the other side
>>221023448we must forgive them for they know not what they do
>>221023476el pollo loco
>>221023491>>221023499America and Canada, equals in greatness
>>221023326Beautiful and based
Police should start charging for those body cam videos. Jeets are profiting from those officers hard work
>>221023534Or maybe the police department should get the revenue from them
>In Florida, opening someone's door to pepper spray them can be considered a burglary and the fact that the pepper spray was over 2 fluid ounces makes it considered a weapon in Florida so spraying them was aggravated battery. She was charg d with 2 counts of aggravated battery (2 people were in the car she sprayed) and one count of burglary with battery, both felonies. She could face up to 15 years in prison
If you were a judge how would you sentence her? I'd give her a year in prison just to show her you can't go around pepper spraying people
>>221023534Not a fan of these bodycam videos. Feels very 1984 if you ask me
>>221023534Midwest Safety, Seargeant Steve and Seargeant Curtis are the only ones worth watching cuz they're hosted by real cops with experience. I loathe those low effort AI narrated ones the Jeets run
>>221023693Shes a miracle of modern science https://youtu.be/V83JR2IoI8k?si=uDmjc43oyturL2dc
>>221023784I work in pharmaceuticals and because of this song sometimes I'll just scream out "SCIENCE"
>>221023827Reddit moment
>>221023875I was copying the head comment on the song
>>221023693>>221023784awful pits
corr just dilapidated the pooberg
My Yamaha be like >*Click* *click* *brap* *brap* *brap*
>>221024021What game would JFK play
Why would the "assassination attempts" fail so many times? Something doesn't add up here.
>>221024016>I am a scientist! You're a scientist! SCIENCE!
>tfw no synthetic bioengineered ice skating Hapa hf
>>221024068*gf
>>221024040
Good morning Sunday morning
"Science" is from the Latin word Scientia (skee-ENT-ee-ah), which means "knowledge"
Ex astris means "from the stars" So ex astris Scientia is "From the stars, knowledge"
>>221024068phwoar good post dissgucci 'ttington-under-thames
One of my biggest fears as a kid was a lion escaping the zoo and coming into my neighborhood
Never forget me 4peat
>>221024295it's the illuminati
>>221024554>not browsing in yotsuba bGrim
>>221024562What is
corr would be inteestin to see a lion and a kittington interact
So I did some digging
>>221024577This nigga living in 2008
momberg is half canadianmaking me a quarter canadian
My Toshiba is alive
>>221024626
Get those numbers crunched.
The OG ranch. This is the only real ranch and I'll not hear otherwise
>>221024687Ranch is doo doo
Watching body cams, this woman was drunk driving and when the cop pulled her over and walked up to the window she said "I have a family" like the cop was an assassin
Let's take a look at the data
>>221024715Brown hands
>Dinosaurs aren't real bro
>>221024850Me and you
>>221024745>It says you are a bitch
>I was addicted to strippers and cocaine
>>221024911Based!
>>221024911Yo momma and yo cousin toohttps://youtu.be/fAeFEmp0WFU?si=0-rqEdd7GwDaztnE
>>221024915She's kinda hot ngl
I don't shitpost from church because if someone looked over my shoulder at my phone and saw some of the things we fags say on here, I would probably be in trouble lol
>>221024979Shes a bogged abomination
>>221024991Jesus is lord.
What're they gonna do, sic the Church Police on you
>>221025010Amen brother.
So apparently in the south and thereabouts, Rally is the go-to fast food restaurant
>>221025102They call all food Rally the same way all soda is Coke
>>221024715>>221024687for me?salad cream
>Git me a Coke>Wut kind? >Pepsi
What a waste, she could have been a pretty German girl instead of some half slope abomination
>>221025223She’s my daughter
back from church
>>221025366Welcome back Piousanon
>>221025344don't watch the movie fatal attraction
Fatherbergstein subtly told me I'm ugly
>>221025366What was the damage (offering)?
>>221025428Well are you?
>>221025366so did you have this in church??????????
>>221025256
>>221025417Why, is it scary?
>>221025452Yes
>>221025469Found the Asian kid lmao
>>221025256german girls are beautiful
>>221025472Same
Probable Cause got flaws like dirty drawers
Just farted and it STINKS
>>221025514Agreed
I have sores under my tummy apron and their really itchy
might have to get one of those high pitched anti-children loitering devices
I'm white unlike you Jose
>>221025569His name is Leo
>>221025545YOU CANTsearche without probable cause Or that proper ammunition they call "reasonable suspicion" Listen I bring friction to ya whole jurisdiction
>>221025543same tbqh
>>221025470https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bunny%20boiler
Walked to the park and saw a lady walking a child with a leash
>>221025041so why are you fags not hanging out on saturday nights so you can get shot at?????????????
https://www.tiktok.com/@kaicfox/video/7632327334640585997when an american speaks, i sit my european ass down and listen.
Freak on a leash
>>221025619It's sad that I knew what video it was going to be
>>221025612>a childIt was just Jason and his mom
im a perma incel
>>221025223corr would absolutely ransack diss vapid thots anus
>>221025632
>>221025619I love seeing europeans and new yorkers try to out gay eachother
>>221025344honestly find diss vid abit disturbingnot good kittingtonshire
It rained last night
>>221025725England fucking sucks this is America USA USA USA !!!
>>221025721Enjoying all the yurotards saying they plan to walk to the Meadowlands in NJ for the world cup
>>221025721>it's only the new yorkers and it's only the californians and it's only the urbanites and it's only the non whites and it's only the normies and it's only 99% of the population!!
my life would be so different if I was americanITS OVER
>>221024761Blacks are obsessed with ranch, what are you talmbout
>>221025871Everyone likes ranch
I don't like ranch
>>221025871I said brown not blackBrowns like salsa and shit
I don't like blue cheese, don't give me that shit with my wings
I just hate dressings in general
Time to smoke that marijuana and get so high
>>221025931This I always throw that shit out
>>221025931you're not refined and sophisticated
Fucking love arugula.
I love Chunky Blue Cheese
>>221025955That's true I'm not
>>>/vg/564862148
>>221025991I put that on my pidzer
>>221025991Just like Obama
opejust gonna squeeze this up yer cervix there
"Some of their shows much of love. Much of grief shows still some want of wit." -Bill Shaxberd
>>221025851Mam, metlife is in new yorkwhat the fuck are you talking about
>>221026070>Their*Greif
Have you ever crashed through a door
have you ever had sex
its time to put up some vibes, teenage ever youre up
Walden Belfiore popped Philly Leotardo
Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you? Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through?
i need a sugar daddy
>>221026219Will you give me kisses
>>221026240Kill yourself
Who was your favorite side character For me it's Gene Pontecorvo
immaculate vibes
>>221026170>>221026191>>221026219>>221026294Are you in your psychosis arc
Real annoying that it's cold and rainy on the weekend but was hot all weekdays
>>221026304i'm the one who needs a sugar daddy, dunno what's up with the other branon
>PontecorvoThat means "Crow's Bridge" in Italian
>>221026347it means bridgecrow in portuguese
Ten years ago Europeans on 4chan all hated Americans. Now they're all sucking our dicks all the time. Why can't they just leave us alone
>>221026396what lol do you leave /cum/?
I'm going back to india
>>221026428Blessed post
>>221026372È la stessa cosa I just got poetic with it
is this the slickest song ever produced?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HtwsnuTIw
>>221026428Say hello to this guy when you get back
>>221026487CERTIFIED LOVER BOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WOP WOP WOP WE GON FUCK EM UP
gay ass earth in the fuck ass
I'm a huge fan of ice cream but I never eat it
>>221026553i'm a huge fan of women but i never touched any
I'm going back to DelhiDelhiDelhiI'm going back to DelhiHmph. I don't think so
What if you time travelled back to like 1960 when the latest music was rock n roll and you showed them like death metal and industrial techno and trance
>>221026487https://youtu.be/0HbagZwKBro
Mexican cuisine is not very complex or difficult to master but it is pretty tasty. That level of practicality is something I can appreciate.Thats the one good thing I will say about hispanic people today, thanks for reading
>>221026605They'd think it was just moise
>>221026605what if I creampied your mom
Biggest icks for me are when women eat in front of me and when whores try and play video games in front of me
>>221026605they would just rightfully hate death metal
What if you showed drum n bass to Mozart
>>221026659I loathe the Latinx but authentic Mexican food is absolutely world class cuisine on par with any gastronomy you could name. I will always give credit where it is due regardless of my biases
Some pipo never progressed out of 2020
>>221026703that looks like my gfs cat
realized /his/ is just all the high IQ posters from /int/
>hurr durrrr i have a gf look at me
/his/ should be renamed /rel/ because it's just religious shit flinging over there all the time. You make a thread about Napoleon or something and it inevitably devil Ed into Catholics vs Protestants vs atheits
>>221026729/int/ was never a high IQ board. It's up there with /tv/ with retards
There are multiple people in this world with girlfreindsEven some with wives
oh my god shes do pretty
>>221026779But it was Orthodox Russia who defeated Napoleon!
/tv/ is just Gen Xers and Redditors
>>221026797Pics or it didn't happen.
People who have smoked weed for a large portion of their lives have very serious emotional regulation issues
Listening to Ariana Grande
>>221026718I still can't believe how many people just stayed home while I could do 120+ on the highway with no consequences. Or you go to the beach and it was completely fucking empty except for like a dozen people. And then a handful of states just completely ignored it. The biggest gay retard thing was that they tried to limit the amount of people in stores, but then there'd be a huge ass line of people coughing and shitting on each other.
michael jackson won bigly
>>221026803i bet she begs for bbc in the olympic orgies
>>221026803she has no sazón like a latina
>>221026927Inch resting that his movie skipped over the child sex crimes part
why cant asian act
>>221026950i bet youre indian or chinese, its a coin toss
https://youtu.be/nTwCMmGS4iYgame itself is meh but goddamn that ost fucking slaps.
Maintain..... Maintain maintainI reign like Mussolini ZionfistTry on thisYou can't see me like vagina lips smuggling diamond chips Double anonymous The dominant will Resource and calmly script crews and world wars
>>221026950who doesn't
Mef
post the black and white cat with the bob wig
>>221026992my step family is filipino
Erryting gwaan be irie, seen?
ITS BEEN 3 HOURS AND THE EBAY SELLER STILL HASNT MESSAGED ME BACKAHHHHHHH
>>221027081Here you go
NEW>>221027037
Tate McRae is the most talented pop girl
>>221023230>Christianity didn't exist before 1517>all Christians who died before then, all the apostles and martyrs and saints, are damnedpr*testantism, not even once
>>221025884I don't. I drink whole milk, even. But ranch just doesn't taste good. It's like slathering mayo on your salad or wings. Used sparingly it's ok