reminds me of that time we were out in a large group and 2 of my friends (female) were twerking together and one of them was wearing s hort skirt with no underware and me her cleanly shaven vaj like three timesi then proceeded to ask her if she wanted to go on for another drink when people were leaving and she said no lmaowell there we goaccidentally flashed by her constantly
the missus wants to go to some gay painting thing tonight that i have zero interest in.i'll do it to make her happy of course, but i'll be thinking about the basketball games the whole time
>>221045210Perhaps there'll be a nude model you can paint
>>221045223last time i went to one of these it was a vase with flowers
>>221045174ok
dangerous sport. someone almost died.
>>221045285Spicy Latin temperament
Looked over the edge of a bridge and my tummy went all funny
>>221045174i've never seen a vagina irl
>>221045306look in the mirror
dont understand half of this gibberish
>>221045327only monke me see
>>221045285might as well get your money's worth based keeper
>A man has been arrested on suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life after a fire at a packed-out LGBT+ nightclub.>Thames Valley Police said a 51-year-old man from Milton Keynes remained in custody and it urged people not to speculate as to the motive.>not to speculate as to the motive.Right so it was a black, a Muslim or both
>>221045354corr spaff
>>221045354booba
>>221045354Reminds me of my mum
>>221045354wish I looked like that
>>221045354Is that the annoying jewish bint from better call saul
>>221045359pls don't speculate
>>221045371what on earth has happened there?also where can i find more?
>>221045382she's not jewish
>>221045354Timmy’s sister when he brings cronem around mmhmm x
>>221045420(((kettleman)))
(((rorkeypops)))
And the very latest from little niggerman?
>>221045381looks like popeye
>>221045469blacking your mums arse
>>221045164https://youtu.be/FKG8pNICgrA
Two floured rolls with butter, piccalilli and cheddar cheese for lunch team
>>221045490fat cunt
>>221045490fat wasteman
salvia looks fuckin terrifying
>>221045497>la di daa>laa di daa dee daaa
>>221045524>ooga booga >ooga booga ogaa gaa
been fucked over by surrey police
>>221045497
>>221045431that just means her husband is jewish
>>221045568
>>221045540didn't know you were fluent lad
Funny how latin americans look up to Spain as being this old country of sophistication with class and it is the dumbest country in Europe by a country mile
mumstein yelling at me to 'bring down your plates' as i walk down the stairs actively bringing them down stupid bitch
>>221045674People just take immense pride in speaking a romance language and conveniently forget that millions of sub 70 iq third worlders speak it too
where is everyone
>>221045714preston wbu
>>221045714We’re all toiling Bruce. It’s 2:30
>>221045714why do you care
>>221045431bet you think saul is jewish too
>>221045703Should have done it sooner, you wouldn't be in this predicament
the future is doing me in retroactively
People will say we need to take our country back from immigrants when in reality we need to take our country back from the rich since they are the ones actually importing the immigrants. T
>>221045658thanks
(((the rich)))
>>221045743The irish are basically jews
alright lads are you alright
>>221045754Put a sock in it you boring cunt
>>221045714habing mental health MelTy ;ppp
>>221045740get to fuck
sheeeeesh real freak hours rn
for just £1 a day you too can help socialise a rorke
>>221045745he doesn't come here for the mumsteinberg rhetoric
>>221045754it's gotten far enough that it's both plus self-hating white people
I wasn’t worried. I understand life. We live in a crazy world… I also saw a lot of very strong, physically strong, really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors. And frankly, it made me feel very safe
one beer is all it takesfall in love with mebeer gut, acid reflux
>>221045785uh alright...*shoves my dirty socks up your bum*
what's it like being british?
Swear as soon as it hits 20c they just start raiding Tesco for beerThe heatwave last year was brutal for my local Tesco
maybe it was for the best that i didnt get into oxford
>>221045905the bennies are still a week away meal
>>221045900The Tesco 3 for a fiver has turned into 3 for 7 quid in the space of a couple of years. Take the fucking piss.
>>221045892SHITE
>>221045833are you a beautiful milf?
just seen a GILF outside
>>221045932I don’t really suck bokkles but the price of pint cans has been on a steady rise tooFucking nightmare
>>221045905Took you long enough
>>221045955corr corrr
free speech is overrated
*jumps into the thread*
>>221045973tbf that is mega
sources tell me he is stable.
>>221045973right that's a man jumping to his death
bought quite a bit of clobber from M&S and Fat Face recently. very unc-ish of me
>>221046001Wasteman
>>221045892It's a bit like being Israeli except that we haven't been murdering civilians in Gaza with bombs for the last couple of years
monday 14:45 is the official weekly weigh in lads. get yourselves weighed
>>221046001good lad support british business
>>221046038so how much, tubby?
>>221046038well you haven't given me much advance notice
just seen a SGILF
screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs
>>221046038better to weigh yourself after you wake up after youve done wee wees and poo poos
>>221046059use the same time as us or fuck off!!!!!
wanking a poo with my arse
>>221045905cooked that pasty with a hairdryer did you
>>221046078YOU use the same as MEor ELSE!
deprsed
>>221046100sc what is he doing
>>221046100Haunting...
>>221046064:/
>>221046100literal berge
>>221046038mad that people only notice you when you look good. i was invisible to everyone when i was fat
>>221046144I'm invisible to people regardless as I'm short and bald
>>221046100the holokots, they had fun
>>221046144I’m not really invisible at all. In fact people stare at me quite often but that’s mostly cause i’m a goth and people can’t seem to comprehend not wearing just trackies and trainers
Going to the park to do some sprints soon hope the yoof aren't there to bully me
looks like hanging toil could be on the cardsall the other methods have too much faff
>>221046204why would you kill yourself
*e/t*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777295540291442.webm
>>221046212because my brain is broken and will never get better again
Very strange to think that midgets are just a thing. Not really right when you stop and think about it
right well ive just bought 2 pairs of shorts from M&S haven't i
>>221046224plenty of tards out there living real kick ass lives
>>221046229there was a midget in my year at school
>>221046238was it you?
nyashcord in effect?
>>221046234good for them
listening to shite-rock
>>221046238bet dinklage prevented him from getting a role at the school play
>>221046238Once I was walking past spoons and saw one sat at a table and he’d pinched two cushions from other chairs to boost himself up to the table and I had to try so hard not to laugh imagining him in a high chair
>>221046229I stopped to think about it, then realised I had stepped on one
>>221046229Once saw two midges in a day once, one was a local midge I see now and then, the other was on meeting toil in the coffee shopFelt like the new midge was intruding on his turf desu
>>221046267don’t laugh at people with conditions
>>221046252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhwBFYtn1sjust do what i dohave a cheeky cry
>>221046267>pinched two cushionsthey are nasty little creatures
>>221046229>>221046273Was waiting for a bus in Bilbao and a little midge fella asked me for a smoke
>>221046267hooting at the image of this
ymous 27/04/26(Mon)14:50:24 No.221046293 >>221046229 >>221046273 Was waiting for a bus in Bilbao and a little midge fella asked me for a smoke
couldn't kill myself life is simply too beautiful
dont really want my suicided body to be found tbqh
>>221046229Remember when I was a kid and first saw a midget at the shops and burst out laughing from the absurdity of their existence.
>>221046298was thinking of going to bilbao how is it
luv Italian birds me
>>221046337full of midgets
>>221046353
>>221046322>pizza hutnothin' but!
>>221046352that's not monica bellucci and her magnificent bush in Malena...
87.9kgsorry im 10 minutes late
gave the dug a sardine now she’s running about mental
>>221046385>87.9kg
>>221046385alri big lad
>>221046401im also 194cm
>>221046385The UK has the highest rate of obesity in Europe.
been shitting like a machine gun for 24hrs
>>221046385>sorry im 10 minutes latestairs on the way?HAHAHAHAHAHA
this frog's mind is gonna blow when he hears that I'm 100kg
>>221046405that's normal then, ignore the manlet rage
>>221046418launched that dwarf planet into orbit
67kg me
>>221046430post belly or gtfo
>>221046410that's because they don't smoke, unlike you freaks
>>221046430eat less
>>221046442same actually, at a large-and-in-charge 167cm
mental that mcafferty and the front bottoms sound exactly the same
>>221046444Yh obviously it's the smoke and not the packaged slop and paki pizzas
don't have any scales me
>>221046503*squeezes you*you're just right :)
MINUS SIXTY ONE
I can't post
>>221046322this but unironically i see yummy treats and cheap fuel
get the assisted suicide legalised
>>221046462i'll eat you mate>>221046443can't be arsed
>>221046552liar liar pants on fire
>>221046552>can't be arsedprobably why you're so fat haha
>>221046545you could do that right now by calling someone round to bash your head in
MTA cop Raheem Uddin and Jesusalberto Fernandez didn’t know they would be guardian angels when they started their day.
BABY ON BOARDMILK OF MAGNESIA
>>221046565yeah well your gay and i'm probably taller than you+you're french
>>221046545>assisted suicideyou pussies. we have euthanasia.
Finally unbanned for posting pepe’s willy
>>221046609well let me get euthanised then canada
4CHAN IS SO DEAD YOU DON'T EVEN MISS ANYTHING IF YOU'VE BEEN GONE 3 DAYS OR A WEEK
>>221046603loooool, post tits, bruciegwon, for the lads!
imagine being american and finishing your 80 hour shift at the fracking plant and stopping for the xxxl triple cheesy chimichanga deluxe meal combo with a 3 litre big gulp full of mountain dew baja blast from taco bell and then driving your 11 foot tall monster truck car home to your wooden house and then butchering your family with your wood camo spas 12 shotgun you bought for home defencenow that would be a good day
Geronticide now. Get the boomers in the pods.
Wasted the entire day award
>>221046619i remember that willy
>>221046631All the millennials are in their 30s-40s, Gen Z are getting older and Gen A are all on TikTok/twitter
>>221046631state
>>221046659bully the fat brucie with me lol
AAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE TOURISTS
might leave this place and join le reddit hivemind. people here dont even like it and we all hate each other and ourselves and everybody else
>>221046603KAM ON SHAKE THAT BOOTY BRUCIE
>>221046669when the old heads die out there wont be any 4chan left
ayo lets see what shit i can repost from twitterayo lets see what shit i can repost from facebookayo lets see what shit i can repost from instagramayo lets see what shit i can repost from tiktokayo lets see what shit i can repost from redditayo lets see what shit i can repost from youtubeayo lets see what shit i can repost from snapchatayo lets see what shit i can repost from pinterestayo lets see what shit i can repost from linkedin
Just want to die
Original content fuck that shitrepost that tranny and repost that bitch Original content fuck that shitrepost that tranny and repost that bitch Original content fuck that shitrepost that tranny and repost that bitch Original content fuck that shitrepost that tranny and repost that bitch
>>221046732
>>221045674you could say this about americans and england
>>221046742no you dont you just want to feel reallllll good all the time
>>221046597pussy must be ruined
>>221046742chin up lad, stop being such an old misery guts!
I just stole fresh sheets from Waitrose I’m gonna have the comfiest bed on earth
watching asmr gym legging 'scratching' videos
Any good gimmicks going?
>>221046729yeah it's basically a few millennial retirement home residents and the majority which are zoomies who only occasionally come here to repost what they got from other socials>>221046732almost no culture of our own now, sad to see
>>221046631go to r*ddit then
might watch weapons of ass destruction 3 (2004k
>>221046800poo barms
>>221046792corrrr, got any recs?
The joke is that he's horny
I remember when they put a black lass in charge of Waitrose/John Lewis and she decided what they need to do is build houses and become a landlord. They sacked her.
might have a cup of hot sweet tea
depressed and want to die
>>221046862pscianftim
>>221046862kek *kicks you while you're down*
should be punishable by death to drive below the speed limit when in front of me
What can I actually do in the evenings as a friendless incel freak
>>221046862Cheer up mate :)
>A four-bedroom family home has hit the market for £270,000 - complete with its own traditional fish and chip shop Rorke's dream home
had a wank to that profoundly mentally ill lil ditty from employed woman the other day god i love her so much
my parcel is in china
>>221045935>>221046032doesnt seem so bad come on
>>221046884toil
>>221046893do they nosh you off or summat
>>221046893I would walk past that chippy to go to another one
>>221046884play mass effect again and again
>>221046899That's hilarious mate good one you've got the whole thread laughing
>>221046925complete ESL misuse of the word mate, you're a pajeet
been playing cyberpunk 2077, did not clock that claire was a tranny until i saw that big tranny flag on the back of her truckwhy DO trannies feel compelled to put their flag on everything?
sup despie
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>221046945You've gone and sent me freak flying
>>221046947Not sure
>>221046862its just monday lad
>>221046903They have to it's frankly impossible to tell who is tranny or not unless they show the flag in video games on the internet and in real life too
>>221046971i hate mondays
>>221046947excuse me. HIS truck
>>221046962thats you done sir
>>221046953
suns out on the balcony got the badly drawn boy on good day
if these french cunts keep bullying they're going to drive me to down a whole box of shapes
>>221046953um hi ausberg
so anyway let me tell you about this troon from a cartoon she was named choom and i came all over to room
>>221047005they can say whatever they want to you lad, they'll still be French at the end of the day
OHHHH IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T MY BABY
>>221047021nothing wrong with the french
We at /brit/ disavow /fr/ and no longer recognise its right to exist.
>>221047007who?
>>221047021you're right, winner of the 6 nations lolthink i forgot?
Any done nothing with their life man in
gf keeps sucking her finger and slipping it up my arse, really fucking annoying
>>221047048pscianftim
>>221047041The horny troll poster
/fr/ more liek /nafri/
>>221047048kek this is me nigga
Bought a standing desk
Rorke casing a film from his jellyfin server to his TV
>>221047061says the /paki/
just seen some large swinging breasts on instragram reals
>>221047048*smashes that mf ktim button*
>>221047037Are you kiddingThey’re fucking FRENCH mate
Might start making early news for other generals
>>221047059because he called you an indian? grow up ravinder
>>221047077diev et mon droit
>>221047069the difference is actual brits look white while actual frogs look near indistinguishable from nafris shitalians and iberimoors
the scrandemic
>>221047071Need to get off the Insta reels it's vile muck, only long form content for me*flies away before you can point out /brit/ is short form content*
Might play through Pikmin 2 this summer
>>221047092Corr spaff
>>221047079the idea of this made me chuckle
>>221046893Got a great nosh at this place
>>221045285extremely black-coded behaviour
>>221047079How come you aren't ghostposting?
>>221047094/brit/ is long form because the pages get long innit
>>221047091yea, we know you look like shitplenty of you tourists around here
>>221047119in /brit/, you're the tourist
>>221045973i thought water was like concrete from that heightdid the heckin science lie?
>>221047103It would be funny but I don't know if I can be bothered desu >>221047111I don't know what that means
>>221047119rather look like shit than be brown
for me its 16 yo beurettes
>>221047128diev et mon droit, i'm entitled
>>221045973Mental to think so many lads die on holiday
When you are the whitest like we are, everyone else is brown.
cant wfhjust want to sleep
Might get into Italian cinema
>>221047163sleepyberg
>>221047131the celebration he does after is from the adrenaline high, he's likely got injuries from that
Engaging in the dullest part of toil - process documentation writing toil
>>221047168Cinema Paradiso very good. and it's about the cinema so it's Italian cinema cinema
>>221047168watch cinema paradiso first
>>221047175hes like me XD
feel like a twat now
>>221047193Lmaoing
another week working getting paid to sit at home and have a wank because the rostering roasties won't give me my contracted hourswhen I got a job I expected it to be the end of my neetdom but this is just neetdom with more money
>>221047168https://youtu.be/PKKSDSrMtLs?is=WiT5avwjS8texVxj
want to be a cat in the next life>uhhhm but what if you end up straydon't care humans still feed them and even take them in sometimes
i'm my mummy's big boy
>>221047213xD
>>221047251>>221047251>>221047251
>>221047245COURSE YOU ARE *has a good laugh behind your very large back*
>>221047092Let me get a sniff of those footsies mmhmm
sniggering niggard
Dua Lipa.Sex.
