latex edishold: >>221045164
>>221047251stop posting this pic of me
me after a mere six (6) years of toiling
post nora latex
>At least 42 people died following a dispute between two families over a well in Chad.
>>221047251I would like to formerly apologize fir the appalling behaviour of my fellow countryman last thread.We at /fr/ strive to promote cultural acceptance and foster positive relations with the UK.
mallard
>>221047306high test
g'day mates, can i interest any of you fellas in some shrimp on the barbie or some fosters?
>>221047317fastest steam locomotive ever, right?
Previous neighbours were such vile mongs, would hoard shit and when their house got too full they'd dump it all in the garden before going back to hoarding againIn the end they set the house on fire, mercifully never spread to our side since we're terraced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_CDwrEreM
>>221047312apology accepted
oh and yes, i plan to stay evil
>>221047251>bodysuitBased.
>>221047332coon
>>221047398heavyset
>>221047398cor
>>221047332*avoids your gaze and walks off muttering under my breath*
goth school girls
>>221047276but i like it>>221047303okay
>>221047402>*does nothing*
>>221047431i didn't get into goth schooldidn't have the gradesthanks for reminding me
Rorke went woke
>>221045164
mi tink theafoa mi am
currently flaccid
bought a weight vest that goes to 20kg. might put the full wack in and see how far i can walk
got some bits to do so I'll be back latersee you later guys
>>221047475alri goku
I roke up.
can't stop thinking about that moment when I was at the bus two years ago and when passing the money to the driver I looked down to look at some girl's boobs and everyone probably noticed that because I feel like I stared for too long
>>221047488bizarre
>>221047488bizarre post
>>221047456rorke fi dead
>>221047439wish nora could cuddle me to sleep
girls with braces
>>221047506>>221047509oh live a little you old codgers
>>221047506>>221047509bizarre replies
>>221047534bizarre response
longform porn sites no ads no redirects no popups MAKE NO MISTAKES
>>221047536bizarre response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcoC5ZgaFjYbeen listening to this a lot lately
done em
shitting all over the toilet
can't right mouse click on Firefox for some reason so i guess i'll be hanging myself tonight
Should I buy it?
>>221047569Einstein couldn't have made The Fame
>>221047582HEY I WANNA TRY THAT TOO
>>221047582leftypol putting his arsehole over the vent
>>221047591im not even slightly into feet but seeing these put me off her even more than the horrific growler picture
growlith tattoo
>>221047614maybe the funniest name for vagina ever
by the way lady gaga did a nude photoshoot including her arsehole maybe 2 years ago so you could google it if thats what you want to see
last financial year excluding bills and food I spent £4000 on myself
car bomb in west belfast get in lads Troubles 2.0 here we fucking go
last year i spent bout tree fiddy on meself heuheuheu
japan
>>221047673It happens every few years, nothing to be worried about
>live in small village with co op>leave for 2 mins to get eggs>black mum and her spawn leaving>paki college student inside >mystery meat goblina and her indian looking kid speaking loudly in their language>only two whites were chavscountry is done for
>>221047641>including her arseholenah thats bollocks
Raining a bit
>>221047673sinn fein condemned it turns out its ok when they do it but nobody else
>>221047690woke wouldn't allow that nowadays
>>221047673what even is "ireland" today. what does it mean, what is worth fighting for anymoreeven 30 years ago you at least had the religious and ethnic issues but now they're all just the same godless globalised mix-raced mess as anywhere else in the world. ironically norn has managed to maintain its traditions much better.
Tony Blair to Reform UK HERE WE GO!
>>221047705grow up rorke you evil fucking ghoul
>>221047714little fat bald slug went and did a whole apology tour for it in 2020 during the st. floyd stuff. that plus the chinky prostitute and blackface from little britain
>>221047705Mad how just two years ago they'd all be white or at least born in the UK. What the fuck happened?
>>221047719i agree but there’s still a fair amount of people in norn who just hate the other side due to past grievances and general bigotry so it’s not even ideological
>>221047755biomass bomb
WAHEY THUNDER'S GOING NOW
>>221047719hush mate, mick and his family literally spilled their blood so they could secure irish independence for ranjeet and bokoharamo. do they really think they wouldve succeeded had diversity not been their strength?
>>221047719it's an island in the north atlantic
Can I get a crumb of pussy please??
>>221047763imagine the utopia europe couldve been if we stopped fighting over our minuscule differences and came together but instead weve got thisworst outcome
if bobby sands saw what ireland would look like today he would have walked out of the jail and straight into kfc
>>221047711smug little shite enjoying himself
been crunching the numbers and i think gerry adams mightve been in the ira. allegedly of course
>>221047754comedy now illegal
>>221047837I've also done some research and well um... it would appear that sinn fein were possibly connected to the ira
Just saw a video of a lad roasting his own willard on a grill. Not on.
if bobby sands got stuffed with sweet potatoes he'd be bobby yams
>>221047876sc
HATE that I have to wait for proper footy after a weekend full of shit
princess peach fat tits
Had to explain to someone getting an Irish car bomb at the pub is like asking for a 9/11 shot in Ireland
>>221047891ktim ktim ktim
yeah, i'll have a mohamed atta on the rocks
>>221047754>blackface from little britainalright with the one from come fly with me is he?
>>221047863remer those vids of the bloke cutting off people's cock and ballsthen it turned out it was a whole operation where he just travelled around castrating blokes who volunteered and selling the vids on telegramthink he cooked and ate it once or i might be thinking of another case there
/147/ kept making fun of my pony figurines
>>221047915we got no bumbaclart coffee
>>221047895That's not true. The irish were doing the bombing why would it offend them? It's more like ordering a my lai massacre in the US.
new tom scott and chris spargo is out and they're shagging each other
a 9/11 shot? but muslims don’t drink…wait a minute
>>221047767must have been thos beans xD
>>221047938The uvf etc. used car bombs as well
>>221047916not a very good thing to fill your mind with
Lana Condor please let me suckle your fat breasticles
just dont care about northern ireland do i? barely have any love for the scots and welsh, so why would i pay any attention to that lot
>>221047959Yeah and they're also irish
>>221047916the one where he scranned the willard was a case where two german blokes met on a forum called cannibal cafe and one of them wanted to be slaughtered by the othersome deeply sick mental states in this world innit
>>221047915said that one got a pass cause he just hates jamaicans so it wasn't to do with their race
>>221047916The cock eating was this austrian freak who got a volunteer off a form and tried eating his weiner. Quite rubbery and tough as it turns out, apparently
right well that's a lady wearing a see through bra and knickers on the 'log isn't it
>>221047978don’t even like people from outside sussex me. freakish cunts
>>221048002oh it's a fat hog, wish I hadn't checked
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777302877213627.mp4what do you think about this video?
>>221048016waste of my time
Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life
>>221047990>>221047996nah i know that one but it's a different case i'm thinking ofhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/09/man-eunuch-maker-streamed-mutilations-jailed-life-marius-gustavson>The prosecutor Caroline Carberry KC told the three-day sentencing hearing that there was “clear evidence” of cannibalism and that Gustavson had cooked testicles for lunch in an “artfully arranged salad platter”. He also kept numerous body parts as “trophies” in a fridge at his home in Harringay, north London and “sold” severed genitalia online.
>>221048016hope you get cancer mate
>cannibal cafescrmng
>>221047916You mean these blokes?
>>221048051right well thats a bit harsh then dont you think
>>221048041Didn't need to say all that though did he really
>>221048065Britain's Got Eunuch Makers
No idea how the UK still exists like who is actually happy with the way things are?
new tom scott outdon't really care anymoreit's another 30 minute long boring vlog that I won't watch all the way through
>>221048007dont like people outside of my incel flat
>>221048065mental how lads like this wouldve become emperors of china back in the day
>>221048085pensioners
I'm so sad about Diego not being here that I might just F off to bed and have a sleep
>>221048085Rich people I'd assume, and they call the shots
manifesting ska era Gwen Stefani No Doubt girlfriend
I might become very, very violent
>>221048085why are brits always moaning, whats so bad about the place?
Choose mice.Choose a nettle.Choose a dragon.Choose a peter,Choose a fucking big horse penisChoose washing machines, socks,Compact reggie folders, and electrical SIM card swappers.Choose energy drinks, a smelly bedroomAnd dental insurance.Choose fixed-interest currency conversion.Choose a starter caravan.Choose your tormentors on /brit/.Choose a name and matching tripcode.Choose a SIM card on hire purchaseIn a range of fucking plans.Choose ban evading and wondering who youAre on a Sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbingSprit-crushing uma gameplayStuffing fucking grim scran into your mouth.Choose rotting away at the end of it all,Pissing your last in a miserable caravanNothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,Fucked-up parasitesYou have spawned to replace yourself.Choose reggie. Choose mice.
>>221048147Michael Caine in the third act
>>221048085english dont get a choice. welsh dont care. scots and ni are historically mostly protestant (this has recently changed) and they voted unionist with thati would be the whole thing falls apart within 20 years
Try explaining Abrahamic religions to some alien who has never heard of them and it would assume you're a schizophrenic psychopath.Cutting of parts of babys genitals, worshipping bronze age storm gods, jews as the chosen people, the apocalypse, people rising from the dead, speaking in tongues, walking on water, a man who lived inside a fish, talking bushes and snakes, eternal torment for not believing without evidence. In Islam they even believe Mohammed split the moon in half and then mended it again.Meanwhile try explaining Buddhism to such an alien...Life is suffering, you can end suffering by ceasing attachment, everything is impermanent, everything in interconnected. Meditate and be mindful of your actions.The alien would think, yeah, makes sense, fair enough.Do you get it?
>>221048169Fucking roaring
nary a syllable
>>221048169love these
went out and bought some lemons to put in my tea and 2bh it's not the best. maybe it will grow on me
>>221048169scr
>>221048183dont buddhists also believe he went on some shounen anime journey and clobbered a trillion bad guys with his buddha beam
>>221048169great post
time to eat 4 grams of lidl roasted cashews so i can round out the days calorie/fat count
>>221048183nice one dalai lama
school of rorke
>>221048236Can I tell my mum that you're my gf
saw loads of them earlier
>>221048169need a vocaroo of this
>>221048183every time you do this you get sent running
tom scott looking at unconscious girls in their underwear in his new video. he's so brazen with it now
>>221048236...yh this is me btw
>>221048241yh that should be fine
that old tiktok app is quite addictive
>>221048266gain 20kg of fat right now
>>221048244the mass?
>>221048273it really is
>>221048273clue needed
>>221048241>>221048271look how easy it is to find a girlfriend!
>>221048264grim looking lass in the first minute of that vid
>>221048273is that how long you're on your phone or just tiktok
>>221048262Never done this before but sure
>>221048271can i do the same or is that classed as cheating?
>>221048312buddhism forbids lying under the five precepts
ok now we have to work on getting deigo a gf lolshe must have a lovely flat tum>>221048335cult
>>221048312samsara got this nigga acting up
>>221048335You aren't a Buddhist and I didn't lie. Plus the precepts aren't like your 10 commandments, you don't understand it.
>>221048309just tiktok i probably spend 10 hours a day on the phone
work supervisor who clearly hates me and is ignoring after pulling deadline forward a week has officially ignored me for yet another day despite frantically asking for clarification i'm actually fucked
>>221048369actual goy freak
>>221048372He sounds great. Wish he posted here instead of you.
>>221048385lmao done him
>>221048365>You aren't a Buddhistneither are you lol
>>221048372sounds like they're fucked more than you
I want a human bodyI want to be someoneWho else?I wonder how I'll find new love
>>221048183most intelligent orientalist
lola bunny resuscitation mannequin
Put a Christian, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a Jew, a Hindu, a Sikh, a Jain, a Pagan, a Daoist, a Satanist, a Shintoist, a Rastafarian, an agnostic and an atheist in a room together and see what happens
>>221048372record the negligence and send it to his manager.
alysa liu twerk off
>>221048397what do you think you achieve by telling someone who practices a particular religion "ermm no actually you don't"?
anyone doing anything fun later?
>>221048400maybe slightly but 90% of it is on me>>221048385its a woman>>221048425i have email receipts of me doing basically pls respond for a week with updated versions of the work (and no response at all)
>>221048381not very nice are you
>>221048442>i have email receipts of me doing basically pls respond for a week with updated versions of the work (and no response at all)you've done everything you can then. he'll get in trouble, not you
>>221048440getting on the 'ders coz I had an exam today and it went welltwo left(eight 'ders left)
>>221048452im fucked up like you wouldnt believe
...and the Rabbi says, why don't we throw the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps!
>>221048452You're my girlfriend Shush
>>221048458haha good joke can tell you've never worked out there in the real worldif it's shite i'm gona be in the canif it's good they will get credit even tho they did sweet fa
What the fuck is going on in this thread
Problem with women voting is they just submit to authority and listen to the flock
>>221048439>someone who practices a particular religionyou don't and it's clear by what you think it is
>Christianbased>Buddhistbased>Muslimcringe>Jewcringe>Hinducringe>Sikhkinda based kinda cringe>Jainbased>Pagancringe>Daoistbased>Satanistvery cringe>Shintoistkinda based kinda cringe>Rastafariancringe>agnosticbased>atheistvery cringe
>>221048419*nothing happens*
>>221048440my battyhole is still sore so no
launching a nordic spirit bumwards
alysa liu bwc backshots
Coming down with a bout of Pac-Man Fever
>>221048482How so
>>221048419uk government is trying this is not going well
>>221048471would bet money i've worked longer than you have.but it seems ive worked in good places, unlike whatever shit-hole company yours is.
>>221048515done that DTFIC freak, he'll be seething after you got him with that diego-ism
>>221048480It's not useful for me to engage with your attempts to anger me further. Enjoy trolling all by yourself.
>>221048419A bloody lovely chat that's what happens
>>221048512Batty-Man Fever more like
>>221048521i'm in my mid 30s lolbut ye it is a shit-hole you're right lmao and i should be leaving later in the year
>>221048538there he goes running just as i said
>>221048546Yeah actually you're right I am showing all the symptoms for gay AIDS
Cultivating my Qi
remember when the dalai lama kissed that little boy?
>>221048435
what do. yu call anal rape in the canal?canal rape!
>>221048580
>>221048546orbital strike'd that bovine fool
>>221048577Wait until you hear about the Catholic church mate
>>221048577he’s mentioned a lot in the epstein files
glod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XLVc56tgas
>>221048577>>221048607>The 14th Dalai Lama was financially supported by the CIA between the late 1950s and the mid-1970s, receiving $180,000 a year
>>221048581wdym
>>221048580Why don't more women eyelinermax like this? It obviously works.
>>221048623got forbid a nigga gets a side hustle
>>221048623why
>>221048580this is illegal just so you know
Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files approximately 38,000 times.We only have half the files too, and they're heavily redacted.
creatine + yoga + meditation has done wonders for me chaotic mind, just felt better
honestly so many peoplea re mentioned in the eppy files at this point that i'm probably in thereand just for clarity i'm an incel virgin
>>221048644https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_Tibetan_program
>>221048644anti-china
>>221047251
>>221048623>>221048644Dalai Lama specifically said he didn't want their money but they sent him it anyway btw.It was because the CIA wanted to use the Free Tibet movement which was popular amongst western liberals at the time to damage China's reputation
bloke in the pub toilets last week said i was beautiful
>/brit/ visits the eunuchmaker:
>didn't want their money but they sent him it anywaylol lmao
HATE THE VARIOUS ARTISTS TAG SO MUCH
The rector and his wife at our anglican church were a former roman catholic novitiate and nunHappens often enough that there's a clear pipeline
>>221048482blog on
Christianity is in its purest essence the worship of Israel, Jews, and Death, and the elevation of belief without evidence or reason into the highest human ideal.
>>221048710bet you love his pipeline
>>221048723is it really
>>221048580you will NOT post the ai deepfake porn>>221048680you will NOT post the 'tex
>>221048723All based
>>221048723https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism_in_Christianity
>>221048723atheists pretend american evangelicalism is christianity
>>221048756https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Zionism
>>221048743
pua shita lmao
That's a Moreton Bay fig that is
business idea: a machine that dies so you don't have to
The world is sinking
>>221048793I will fucking end you.
>>221048770disingenuous little twat
every snooker match now is some 50 year old brit vs some 19 year old chinky
>>221048770>it's all american protestant nonsense barely older than my nan
poo smells wafting through the window
>>221048819um
which is better?
>>221048777right well that's just made my wilbert twitch
behave or be clothed, whilst in any part of the Garden, in a manner reasonably likely to offend against public decency>>221048723genuinely demonic how stupid you are
hatting this entire thread with no survivors
feeling sad
im the demon in rorkes walls
>>221048766tbf for a lot of them it's all they've been exposed to, and only through exposure in mass cultureradical atheism is often just intergenerational irrelegiosity forming a bubble of ignorance around itself
>>221048839>Wu Yizeme asf when a Kanye West song comes on
Will be maintaining my streak of not voting since birth and will continue to engage in political discussion online only
>>221048871*exorcises you*
>>221048896just do eeny meanie mow on my ballot
atheism is crazy just utterly crazyone of those things where once you learn a little bit of philosophy and theology it seems utterly insane that there is a sizeable portion of the population walking around like i dont even know what p-zombiesque
>>221048891heh
>>221048901fat bitch
>>221048901bih could lose a few
>>221048922*yawns*BOOOORRIIIING!!!!!!
>>221048901thought that bulge was a huge cock and that this was the pengest tranny I've ever seen in my life I was so horny I was shaking
can smell the neighbour's heavily scented washing
leftypol don't sleep so he can stay woke
>>221048945god loves you
>>221048947horny bastard
>>221048947grow up
>>221048922you can be black and a christiansays it all really
>>221048947
>>221048832whats the difference
>>221048958*ignores you*
fun fact: woke was invented by lead belly in 1938
started watching one piece at episode 1100 don't worry I watched a coulple youtube videos to catch up first
>>221048986the eye color you autist
>>221048971Neil DeGrasse TysonCheck and mate atheracist
wu yize looks like chinese thomas frank
>>221048992it was invented by me at 08:30 this morning
>>221049011im colour blind you racist cunt
>>221048743i am allowed to post the 'tex
Damned kid went blindBam-Da-Lam
final warningyou dont want to get on my bad side
>>221049048why did he do that?
in the market for a nice canvas jacket.
i should get a gf. maybe after this cut
>>221049062molly flashback
Who cares what aliens think? They don't even exist.
>>221049048opposite of rorke's aura
>>221049103>>221049103>>221049103
>Who cares what aliens think? They don't even exist.
