>>221049103my room is ethnically clean
drop the shoulder
>>221049077>mollyits mandy you yank twat
>>221049103mad how he's either dead or going to die and his daughter is hiding it for some reason
Remove kebab wrapper
>>221049103He's dying from eating too much mould
>>221049128very balkanesque post
>>221049134who's mandy
>>221045407rorkes instagram feed
too many fucking jfs
i've listened to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness many times but i would struggle to name more than 5 songs off it
>>221049202
get the norafawn 'tex arsees posted then
>>221049208tonight and we only come out at night are all i can name off it
>>221049151>his daughter is hiding it for some reasonBecause of their dimwit diet
He's still horny everyone don't forget he's horny and jerking his penis off he needs sex but can't get it he's horny
garminberg reckons I'll be ready for another run in the morning wish it would fuck off
>>221049264just done the marathon lad?
>>221049255kek thats me
>>221049232sex 'tex arse
>>221049284no did a 5k this morning
Called in sick today because why not
>>221049304yeah 5k calories lol
>>221049318salted that slug
>>221049318haha you cheeky bugger
>>221049298oh my word oh my lord
you've gone feral, keir
>>221049310did you consider how toilberg might feel?
afraid i look unc and chopped
London marathon seems to have been a much bigger deal this year even with all the journalists having to hide under their tables in washingtonAnd it can't just be the black man going faster
>>221049379never too late to looksmaxx
uhenglishbros our response?
>>221049298ok that's a sexo from me
i was banned for 20 days just for mentioning kitboga and his trademark "do not redeem" memedo not make fun of india and indians
>>221049400dont care
willy’s making that beeping sound again
>>221049365Work for the government, toilberg is a faceless entity to me that I have never met
Eating a battered sausage and chips from the chippyToo many chips but they don't do half portions
scrimpy wimpy
quite fond of nora i have to say
>>221049400Well don't bring it in here, we don't want to annoy the moderators! Go post it in /deutsch/
porke
it's hard working with women because they're so unreliable. they always get ill and have to go to the doctors or decide to go on holiday at short notice
john porke
i want to have sex with a foid
Rorke tipping the leftover chips onto the ground
>>221049308The white devils forced themselves upon him
>>221049398To the victor go the spoilsIt is mine
>>221049463gp
>>221049398How does he know this man is anglo saxon?
>mate the fittest girls are actually the worst in bed>i prefer the uglier ones they’re more enthusiasticthis cope has gone on too longno one who says this has ever fucked anything above a lower mid
>>221049308Just heard about a similar story that happened in Australia where a jeet was diving into the sea next to women while simultaneously pulling their bottoms down and touching them, trying to make it seem like an accident
>>221049515don’t think i’ve ever heard this
>>221049515i've never fucked anything
any good exciteing movies
>>221049515I don't need a lot to cum
>>221049471you have despicable fantasiesplease explain why?
>>221049500wonder whos got tims barbour now
@grok suck me bollocks until I pass ou
>>221049532ong bak
BREAKING: local shut-in incel freak is still horny
>>221049541my willy goes boing boing boing
this is the final /brit/ thread ever btwget your final words posted
saw some very provocative webms earlier and now considering a wank
>>221049531can try my arse if you want
new house of the dragon season
>>221049588vile vile vile heterosexual
new gimmick where I save my zingers for the new thread but post them at the end
>>221049606you'll watch any old shite
>>221049606when
>>221049595Not allowed actually
doing odd things in my incel bedroom
>>221049628duno just saw the trailer>>221049619its alright
tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahuuuuuuur!lol
>>221049675no, when did i ask
>>221049682brad brad brad brad brad sahur
>>221049685here mate >>221049628
*wonders in to the thread and follows you into a meat freezer*
>>221049531what about your life?
>>221049618ziedy does this
bruce got bent over and obliterated just then
rubbing my rotund belly
>>221049543You're not busy. Ask your mummy to drive you to his care home and ask him.
>>221049700Sliced that fat nuclear niggers belly open like seppuku and had a little fiddle with the viscera out of curiosity much to the disgust of others in the thread
>>221049733you can't do thisyou have to quote the poster that's being done
Roses are redViolets are blueMy knob is massiveAnd its waiting for you
Giggling at the thought of people recording themselves walking through the woods from a third person angle and then walking back to grab the camera to prepare another similar scene for later on in the video
dark magic ATTACK
>>221049792just watched The Blair Witch Project for the first time is it
smile oh so handsome
>>221049792don't know how Bear Grylls does it
rice toil on the boil
>>221049809:3
>>221049804a man walking through the woods to take pictures of mushrooms x
top 3 countries with the worst posters on /int/:1) Indonesia2) USA3) UKThat's it
nigger
>>221049828brazilusamexico
>>221049865nah no chancewe are definitely some of the most habitually terrible posters
>>221049722not yet
bed time for me soon
>>221049832no. you can't be saying that
>>221049832cheeky gnome fella
del GATO
CORRRRR SPAFF
>>221049832don't say that again
>>221047463>up by 24omds
might lay on my bed and watch [TV SHOW] for a few hours then fall asleep and do the day over again tomorrow
big plans for friday?
aliens dont existstop worrying about themall the footage you've seen is fakedsame with bigfoot, the loch ness monster, etc
>>221049913she's such a slut
>>221049965going to book a cheap hotel somewhere for a change of scenery then get steaming and have a megawank. how about you?
blackpink in your area
>>221049981need her in my bed asap
>>221049913imagine the smell
what the fuck's a lommy
women be calling themselves baddies whole time they ugly as fuck
poo
>>221049974gnomes exist
took 100mg of viagra yesterday and my knob has been like a steel rod half the dayhad to wank in toil to calm it down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIqpvpNS5pIThis random "world builder idea guy fantasy advice" clickbait video finally made me realize both how London got so fucked up and why coastal cities are always so much more fucked up, even newer ones in the US
rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
>>221049983>going to book a cheap hotelwhy?>get steaminghow many cans/bockles? of what?>have a megawankover whom?tell me the details lad for fucks sake
>>221049983company grilltoilmight get drunk by 5 pm and fall asleep
>>221049995bet she smells heavenly
>>2210499653 day weekend so get in
>>221049965going to chop my dick off, turn it inside out, and say i'm a biological woman
>>221050034it's just fancy ibuprofen that thins your blood
any rape man in?
>>221050058calm down, your worship
>>221050108i'm not a serial rapist
nasty lil niggercat
>>221050108my favourite brassica, no less x
>>221050131nigberg
our collective latest obsession might not even exist yet. you could invent it
>>221050131
Uhmmmm pint of Guinness is on the cards methinks! Meep!
rorke crossing the rainbow bridge and getting mauled
>>221050131>>221050156don't call him that :(
>>22105003450mg Sildenafil still doesn't work for me. Need to get on the 75mg
>>221050131>>221050156don't fucking say that
I will be wanking the willy very soon
>>221050180vile alcoholic freakchecked your waistline recently?
>>221050216ktim
mental how there are 'people' who don't like red dwarf
>>221050131do you feel like a man when you push him around?
>>221050216grow up
toxo plasmongs have arrived I see
>>221050216grow up vile wanker
>>221050229only like rimmer episodes
>>221050247>t. danny john jules
i am adolf hitler
home from work
>>221050226x>>221050244>>221050248my willy will be growingx
ok i will not say it anymore *crosses fingers behind my back*
>>221050264I'm on my way
The best thing about working out is matching with 6/10 “Free Palestine” whores on tinder and doing an absolute demolition job on them and ghosting them.Spat in some birds mouth during the weekend
>>221050264alright?
m&s fiery flamin' chicken tendersm&s charlotten new potato saladasparagusthat's the din dins the night
it pie night
>>221050264adolf hitler? you're deid!
>>221050287you have a lot of growing up to do young man
>>221050287wish I were this cool
Mousey is the bookies' favourite to win Shagger of the Year 2026
>>221050287i want a foid to love me i don't want to spit in a foid's mouth and leave her
every morning i see a blind bloke walking along with his canemust be scary being blind
>>221050301what pie it lad
Searching for posts that contain ‘it pie night’. 453 results found.
>>221050313see a doctor mate this isnt good for you
>>221050327steak
>>221050331not eating enough pies are we
>during the weekend
>>221050331all pielad
grow up
>>221050331all pathetic incels who want to rim seasideMARK by the way
>>221050321and the Adolf Hitler's Sensitive Young Man of the Year goes to...
>>221050334just steak or steak and ale?
It is time to close down all the pubs
>>221050334>>221050357two friendless autistic mongs engaging in a boring insular conversation
>>221050380grow up mate you're not funny
>>221050336This is how I feel when I see somebody type 'meow' rather than the traditional ENGLISH spelling, 'miaow'.Likewise, when somebody uses the Irish perversion of the traditional English word 'crack', which has NEVER been spelt as the faux-Gaelic 'craic'.
got house of the dragon on
>>221050301wish you'd buy good pies not the catfood frey bentos monstrosities
i hate women
>>221050380grow up
pragmata sex arse ordered
>>221050313HORSE shagger maybe!!
>two friendless autistic mongs engaging in a boring insular conversation
>>221050396oh grow up mate
>>221050388>>221050391>>221050399liar
>>221050396>>221050413right pack it in both of you foolish young men act your age
>>221050380leave me alonehe's my best friend
it pie night lad is the same lad who posts those webcam pics of himsen
ge the wojaks posted
>>221050448thanks lad x
remember in 2016 /brit/ people used to actionpost and post funny gimmicks we could all relate to. now its turbospergs projecting their ocd rituals
greetings
just grew up
Sean Allan's ugly mother
>>221050457>remember in 2016yeah that's when we all did this>>221050453>ge the wojaks posted
>>221050462oh thats grown up isnt itNot.
right i'm off to bed and thats that
>>221050462its about time
>>221050450>himsen*hissenfucking fake yorkshire mong
someone talk me out of the late night mcdonalds delivery please i’m in a dark place
not really liking this grow up gimmick, cant imagine it going very far. more of a holeguy myself
>>221050457Niggas been on /brit/ for 10 years
>>221050482Buy lots of food!!!
>>221050478away wi you lad
>>221050495if you're on here now, you will always be on here
made some homemade bread for the first time and it's tasty so I will be doing it again thank you for reading my blog
>>221050514Sir Vaginal Yeast
poonis
>>221050514started doing this recentlypeng
nothing of value in yorkshire. poundland home counties with extra pakis
>>221050463>Sean Allan's ugly mothersex arse
not ideal really is it not what you want
growing up is a lot like that scene in an american werewolf in london where the american turns into a werewolf in london
>>221050534some stuff is alri
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777309948448064.mp4
mad how this lad constantly seethes about yorkshire
Driving to the gym today instead of walking Fuq it
>>221050568grow up you deranged gooner
Sir mad how this lad constantly seethes about yorkshire sex arse
remember snoods?
Yorkshire is far superior to anywhere in the Home Counties
calling something shit is not "seething", zoomer
she's vile at least have some taste
>>221049157>>221049147Would
fucking grow up then
bridget jones could get it
>>221050622paki shithole cities and you know it.
>>221050646get what
>>221050636scrn
been thinking about my favourite flowers recently and my top three are hibiscus, daisy, then sunflowers
shooting rope in bunnings
>>221050658you are going to die alone
>>221050658for me it's the humble snowdrop
>>221050669gorw up evil incel freak
9/11 was an inside job sex arse
50 miles from the sea and just seen a seagull
doing a regretting all of my life choices
>>221050681thats you done
no more calories allowed for the day
>>221050686you near a trash heap?
Since we can create babies in a lab now wtf is the point of women ? We should ban breeding and only create men in labs >inb4 shagging
Rupert Lowe will save us
>>221050709I think you need to see a doctor young man
>>221050652Fucking would
.
and for my tea I am having sausages and eggs and mushrooms and a leek
>>221050709if we can create babies in labs why haven't we ever done that
>>221050709nobody will create australians anymore though you lot will die out
It's my birthday. I turn 37 today.I blinked and lost 18 years of my life.
>>221050652goodness me
wasted vote Rupert Lowe sex arse
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
good evening queens x
>>221050728would love to pick this plate up and slam it square on your big incel face
>>221050699not if you undertake a gigawank
Oh no not Claire's Got my ear pierced there as a kid
>>221050761i've had my daily allotted one wank for the day already
hate my life lol
Went to the park to do some interval sprints and oh my days was wheezing like a smoker of 30 years after 3 rounds of it how am I this unfit
hi
>>221050658my favourite trees are eucalyptus and oak and gum trees (with lots of plum trees)
Sir Claire's Accessories
Alcoholics, the unemployed, angry loners
>>221050728I made my famous bacon mac and cheese topped with salt and vinegar crisps
>>221050744happy birthday x>>221050783it gets easier x
im going to the dentist again tomorrow :<
a sheep or two and a kangaroo
>>221050767willy woofter
rorke ain't got no chill
wasn't going to drink tonight but Claire's has got me emotional x
>>221050827always erotic when they’re fingering your mouth
Eating rotting animal carcasses is actually so fucked
Sonberg died
>>221050568oh my goodness me that is lush
nigga name dtfib
me own son. a frogposter
God keep this landGlorious and freeOHHHH Canada, we stand on guard for theee*inhales*OOOOOOHHHHHH CANADAAAAA WE STAND...ON....GUARD....FORRRR....THEEEE
>>221050860one day you will be a rotting animal carcass being eaten
pants are off
>>221050860yea bit weird that
>>221050861- jewish Eric Clapton
>>221050858my dentist is a fit milf
>>221050876
Jack Thorne (playwright, screenwriter, and producer) here. Ask Me Anything.
>>221050551whats ect
wanking before the gym increases your staminathat is a FACT
Black Cock Brown
All things must pass
>>221050860say it to rorke (pictured)'s face, not /brit/
Can you see this post? i think i'm shadow banned
>>221050877gp this
that's roke
Its that rorke espresso
rorke o'malley
NEW>>221051015>>221051015>>221051015
traintoilwish I could tellyport