Drago EditionPrevious>>221039914
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I prefer American Coca-Cola desu.
I am literally this character. Angiolè 'a Sirena
it's a doggy dog world
>>221049039Sayings like that are a diamond dozen
My breakfast choices, the other restaurant has the same but also menudo
none of you guys are virgins right. its just a big self deprecating 4chan injoke right? right....?
>>221049086I'm not.
>>221049086Where do you think you are, normie
>>221049083I must have eggs for breakfast. Nothing else is an option.
>>221049083don't they have any breakfast options?
>>221049090Do you want to have sex with me?
>>221049140Kill yourself
>>221049117I think 3 machaca tacos will be good enough >>221049119They are
>>221049090ok good. so it is just 4chan irony. sometimes i worry about you guys.
this nigga is on a permanent vacation in Mexico. i wouldn't mind that if it weren't for the mexicans.
I couldn't possibly be this character more than I already am
Just sell your virginity to a saudi billionaire
Poop's green again wonder if i'm dying
>>221049243You're gonna Animorph I to a Gerbil by tomorrow
>>221049260Rather die than become a reddit ass-rat desu
Do not google 2 girls 1 cup!!
>>221049243How about starting a Green Party that changes the law to mandate a diet that makes everyone’s shit green all the time
>>221049086im a khhv volcel
Denounce Vishnu now
>>221049540No
Wanna see some insane drumminghttps://youtu.be/x5iL2P-WssY?si=LxZ5eiREFXUA81mR
>>221049083>thirdies can buy a hot breakfast for like $1 USDCannot suffer
>>221049086No I'm not loser
>>221049117For me, it’s a Full English
>>221049086I was a KHHV until age 25
>>221049686how did you save yourself?
>>221049735The Black Arts
hi
>>221049735Rape
i'm coming up on 28 in a month and i'm a virgin, i never had sex in my entire life
Currently smoking PCP n shit AMM!
>>221049735I met a girl on interpals
Finally worked up the courage to try an Onion today. It was ok. At least it didn't taste as bad as it smelled. Probably won't have one again though.
I lost my virginity at a frat party when one of the brothers raped me and he was like it was just a prank bro
I don't know how you guys put up with normies
>>221049812skill issue
>>221049891women be like
>>221049909When one tries to talk to me on the bus or at the park I just hold perfectly still and stare into the middle distance until they go away
That period of time where foids collectively acted like White male college students were the single most rapey humans on Earth was weird.
>>221049923Get his ass
>>221049866I didn't know people actually use interpals
>>221049909They are superior to us in every possible way, once you realize this they become not only easy to tolerate, but preferable, compared to the company of 4chinz autists
>>221049926I'm a man bro
>>221049963Lot of foids on there
Behead anyone taller than 5'8" NOW
Was the holocaust real? They won't let us talk about it.
>>221050048based and redpilled
Just give me somethin' to break
>>2210500485'9, whew, made the cut just in time
I haven't done my taxes.
>>221050060I think it's the only historical event on Earth where you can say it definitely DID happen but if you say it happened less than 6 million you are still liable.
Royce da 5'9
>>221050117the holocaust obviously didnt happen
Have you been with a girl a foot shorter than you?
>>221050003They are soulless drones
>>221050137https://youtu.be/tq1WQfc7GKU
There are no unmarked graves at residential schools in Canada, there now I can't go to Canada without getting arrested
>>221050155My mom is a gremlin
the most crushing blackpill is that this girl only waited to have sex until marriage because she has vaginismus
>>221050041I've heard about interpals on here, but the match system seems weird, it kinda strikes me as like an international dating website, seems very awkward
dating is a zero-sum game. guys don't want to approach women in public because most fear of the girls rejecting them and embarrassing them. however, if you catch a girl in a dark, isolated place and ask her out, her answer isn't going to be sincere because she's going to be feign fawning over you to preserve her safety. you literally have to risk it if you want the biscuit.
>>221050159https://youtu.be/oKLh-Nt1P54?si=Z33gzeyYVRHmuaCH
>>221050246You shouldn't be allowed around humans senpai
I love Addy
>>221050269just watched that video of joe budden saying royce was better than eminem kek
this desu senpai
>>221050246
Not saying he's a bad rapper but I never liked eminem. He insists on himself.
>>221050223my ex back in the day created a fake indonesian account and catfished me to see if I would cheat on her
>>221050344That opinion is shallow and pedantic.
I fucking hate realtek god fucking smite them give them all cancer and aids god FUCK
>>221050003Normies are vaccinated though
>>221050359Did you meet on interpals?
>>221050365Maybe so but it's mine and you can pry it out of my cold dead fingers, pig.
Eminem is the greatest rapper and proof that white people can outdo anything black people do
>>221050275Too much ass
>https://www.ebay.com/itm/277497036899should I cop?
there are actually people here who got the clot shot
sing for the moment is a very good song
Rap music? More like CRAP MUSIC
>>221050377no
>>221050400They say rap is like a mountain
>>221050420I need her
>>221049909i dont leave the house
Addy’s face isn’t that pretty to meI definitely WOULD but idk
country music is just rap for ypipo and i shant pretend it isnt.
>>221050456why do gen z women love oversexualizing themsevles?
they buried this faster than the Epstein files
Imagine my penis goin in and out of her vagina repeatedly like straight up penetration
>>221050509No, that's just how fast the news cycle moves these days
>>221050273humans shouldn't be allowed around me. go ahead, ice me nigga
all the indian truckers were deported so it's not a problem anymore
>>221050519why would you do that?
>>221050456wheres her bush?
Why is the country of India so ugly in Google Maps? Every place I click seems to have the same polluted canal and the same houses. Even the lightning on the photos looks weird. There seems to be people living everywhere, no free of people land anywhere I could find.
>>221050660It's pleasurable
>>221050688why?
>>221050753It just feels nice
>>221050668wax o algo
>>221050536This. That feels like it happened last decade.
>>221049083No costilla de puerco en mole?
Literally retarded. Just a straight up stupid fuckin' asshole.
>>221050770why?
Felt a sharp pain in my kidney
>>221050812It's just how it is
>>221050847i don't think that is true
>>221050843In 3 days you will begin to cough
>>221050872Then you're wrong because it is
>>221049086I'm still an anal virgin
Post beautiful women
>>221049117vaya con huevos
(These Clones ain't loyal)He's too dangerous to be left alive(These Clones ain't loyal)Watched my boy Ki-Adi-Mundi die (These Clones ain't loyal)Steppin on my Jedi pride(These Clones ain't loyal)Chosen One, crispy and friedhttps://youtu.be/jJBD1EzCam8?si=QZP75oKar3qLQpuz
>>221050915i'm never wrong
>>221050367>https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Wireless-and-Networking/Realtek-RTL8821CE-constantly-dropping-out/td-p/8643178fixed it. praise be to the hp community forum. this is what happens with prebuilt computers, they cut corners everyfuckingwhere they think you won't look. wifi chip in this case. piece of shit was fully losing connection every 3 seconds until I found the correct driver manually
>>221051104You just haven't met the right guy
>>221051150i have met all humans
>>221051183Yeah I remember you. We had that nice Sangiovese over at the Quattro Gatti a couple years back
>>221051285that wasn't me. i always ensure your memories of our engagement are permanently erased
If you're positing women they better have huge jugs or exposed whale tails
I will clap and cheer when the plane lands. Cppe and seethe chuddies
>Breaking news!!! Russia has just changed its name to "Twinkistan"! 4chan news does not know how this will affect ongoing negotiations with Ukraine
>>221051367Yeah sorry chief, I was wearing the Ring of Amara. Your memory erasing abilities didn't work. It was you.
>>221051506i was wearing the ghost baclava. checkmate
>>221049086I've been with escorts and one normal girl, but only did oral. I'm saving PIV for a girlfriend
>>221050223It's not really a dating website either, it's supposed to be an international penpal website. However it's full of women.
>>221051712you performed oral?
>>221051741Yeah, and received
>>221051676Normally that would work but I was also wearing the Hecate's Amulet. Sorry.
>>221051752>Bomboclattttt batty boi don eata da pompom n ting
>>221051752ummmm you licked an escort's pussy? wtf
>>221051784That's like licking a public toilet seat
>>221051814No pain no gain
>>221051752
>>221051829your hornyass couldn't have waited?
If I was elected mayor I would allow the CPD to start beating people again
Funposting from the gym
>>221051829
>>221051907How many edits do you have of this?
Facebook is full of boomer rage bait, no wonder they're so wound up
report spammers.
Hey all, vile putrid worm here
>>221051949Is that the Mexican dude who posts on here about his village?!
>>221052024im a nematode
>>221051943I just have a template and make new ones as needed
>>221051949There was a video of her sucking a huge mexican cock that leaked last year, someone here posted screengrabs from it.
Has a template and makes new ones as needed -->
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white girls really are obsessed with bbc
>>221052142Lmfao I got banned for posting that one time
>>221052174Saar
>>221052144
>>221052228sardaukar. the warriors from dune.
>>221052142who?
>>221052228i remember when guys like that would be accused of being jewish.
>>221052280The president of Mexico. Her iCloud got leaked
>>221052280Your mother
It's surprisingly hard to get a good pic of these things even though they are everywhere
>>221052309we are into fappening '25 already?
>>221052308jews are the most racist anti race mixing people in history. anti race mixing is inherently jewish according to talmudic scripts.
>>221052341This is a blue board stop posting your cockpics ;P
work starts real soon
Mexicans be like>La CIA hizo que mi presidente le chupara la verga a ese burro humano bien dotado.
The Sheinbaum leaks weren’t real
I'm by the city office to get free wifi and the policia are playing video games next to me, shooting game of course
>>221052377this guy started posting six whole months ago
>>221052339Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHytYhga4YGet real mutts.
When I'm at the gym I'm not having fun, in fact I'm suffering a lot, I'm not feeling well but we balling anyway that's how a real g does it
>>221052585Post benis
Mom fucked up my hair cut but we balling anyway, that's how a real g does it
I love going to the gym. I look forward to it all day. It is fun as hell desu.
>>221052629I get my hair cut at the mall
>>221052634You're a "glass half full" kinda fella, ain'tcha?
>>221052629next time maybe she will cut off your entire head
Tuna salad for lunch.
Watching Flightreacts play the tree game
We should all get together and do something nice for Alyssa
>>221052877Broke that buck
>>221052877
>>221052877giga kek
When Nicky Maduro got to jail he was amazed at how many rights he had
>>221052946Did he even shoot his gun?
>>221053072My parents LOVE hospitalslop
its truly over
>>221052946erob lookin ass
>>221052926This songs fits that pichttps://youtu.be/a9jusN8iI8M?si=4bNMORv6LRZfYK90
>>221053135>this is what muglennials actually believe
*my diaper crinkles as I waddle into the thread* Hey guys
The only good hospital show was House which was hardcarried by Hugh Laurie
Should I go for a walk?
>>221053216scrubs?
It's amazing how much energy I have for everything and how much I love life when I don't have work.
>>221053155Milenialcoded, but it does match
>>221053260the third day of a one week vacation is the best one.
>>221053260>>221053333/cum/ is straight dropping knowledge today, wow
I don't want to go to actual work ever. There has to be some way to stretch out being a student for the rest of my life.
>>221053135it pretty much is like this, zoomer girls are hot when they're 20 but they're fucking BOGGED to shit within a decade. too much weed, pills, and fucking minorities turns them into hags.
Hate when waiters want to be friendly
>Europeans when people are talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with America
>>221053456They just wanna fuck you
Life is a nightmare life is a nightmare life is a nightmare
https://youtu.be/vM-nhbIH84E
>>221053135Oldfag cope
>>221053469i've been seeing insane amounts of TDS in youtoob comments lately.
I've been fasting for the past 36 hours and I think I pooped out all my visceral fat just now>>221053477Service staff aren't going to be nice to you in America unless they like you
>>221052504I'd make one that says for a bagel that went viral
I COULD LIFT YOU UP
it turns out wrist size is genetic. it was over for me before it ever began
>>221053640https://youtu.be/Y4bEOzw8CeY?si=bp2KnXNs0F0mGzLP
https://youtu.be/Hus-w3cz5-Eand I feel and I feel and I feeeeeel
>>221053653the internet needs to go away
Could make a quesadilla but dont really feel like it so ill order long johns instead
I asked ChatGPT how to start my own harem in the United States and it warned me it was unethical, then proceeded to tell me how anyways
Simple Plan has a song called "I'm Just A Kid", have you heard this one?
>>221053707-100 Izzat
>>221053740Of all the shit to order, Long Johns is little better than Pagpag
apparently you gotta make the womenz compete over you to the point where they will voraciously engage in a war of attrition against each other for your affection and attention. it also mentioned I would be in danger too.
>>221053751Do you live in Ohio
>>221053752I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS NOT FAIR
>>221053751I sometimes ask for advice on taking drugs and always say it's for legal shamanistic purposes (not entirely untrue)
>>221053791That only works if you're desirable
>>221053752Was that in one of the Tony Hawk games?
My chair squeaks too much and idk how to fix it
>>221053856
>>221053824You sometimes ask, but you always say? How does that work
All the pulldown machines are closed because there's construction at the gym, it's over
>>221053882Where I put it?
>>221053856Useless Zoomer>>221053882Based Hank Hill Millennial Unc
>>221053918you ain't never gonna be swole, anyways.
>>221053920On the squeaky part, Ace.
>>221053827if the women form a cartel against me then it won't work because they will have an information network. if that happens each approach to women will have to be unique so they can't confirm replicating strategies for control purposes (for science) through each other
Been pulldown so long it looks like pushup to me
nahthat's not meact like a wastemanthat's not mehttps://youtu.be/_xQKWnvtg6c
>>221053918Are they building a favela inside the gym
>>221053933I'm (late) Gen X
>>221052443At least she didn't suck off bubba.
>>221053988Xillennials are close enough, well done unc
>>221053897Lol
>>221053968LOL
Should I change my name to timmy tightass or billy bitchtits
>>221053827your desirability decreases if they figure out that you're engineering this competitive environment on purpose. it has to appear natural.
>>221054070pablo tortilla-salsa
Damn i forgot i have 0 dollars guess i really will have to make a quesadilla
Most of you spend all day praying for a gf or a job or a video game. I pray for a solar flare to knock out every single computer and electronic device.We are not the same.
Claiming my city but, Dre, you ain't from Compton
>>221054087Paco, Paco Gerte.
>>221054128>praying for /cum/ to be destroyedTraitor!
>>221054128Psychopathic behavior.
god wipes his ass with your prayers
All it would take for society to collapse is a solar flare that wipes out electricity for 3 days
>>221054157/cum/ existed before the internet. Dudes just hanging out and chit chatting has always been a thing. >>221054159It's the most sane thing to have been posted in this general in ages.
>>221053676This song is so good!
It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of Zog
>>221054128Kek why so serious did the doordasher forget your straw or something?
>>221054205who is this usurper of the throne
https://youtu.be/9qo-ifW4U2Mgritty acoustic rock
>>221054211Is niggerspeak or stream chat babble worse?
>>221054197Even if you were the last remaining human on earth with me I'd still rather stack rocks and look at birds than talk to your dumb ass.
>>221054265Zoomie babble fossil anon
>>221054192that would make gas $25 a gallon when the power came back.
Is there anything more cringe than being an Apple hater.The GF and I attended this infant first aid course and then the medic guy was talking about calling emergency services and someone from the audience asked how you’re supposed to use your phone while you have to give your child CPR and he started talking about using the OK GOOGLE voice command and somehow just had to drift into this whole thing about how “apparently there’s this thing called Siri on these devices with a rotting half eaten piece of fruit on it” which can do the same or so he’s heard but basically you should do with those phones what you’d do with rotten fruit and throw it in the trash like oooook tf was that LOL did and iPhone fuck your wife or sumn chill out
>>221054302By the time the power came back on, cannibalistic gangs following strongmen would have already formed
Kramer und Elaine poopoo diaper
>>221054260You want acoustic? https://youtu.be/FVUcaoKvApI?si=A7j-y4UK0A1Ukxzt
https://youtu.be/9eJDRjXWfX8Whole album is banger after banger
>>221054269Yet here you are talking to me and none of that has even happened. I doubt your sincerity. We would be the best of bros.
>>221054345I would attack you with a rock.
>>221054341this is really good
>>221054304This is just a long winded "we don't do that IN GERMANY!" post
Would you go sicko mode?
>>221054384Good of you to say so, old bean
>>221054370I would deflect that shit so easily
I wonder how much 911 dispatcher time is occupied by accidental iPhone dials.
ACAB includes the fashion police
If there ever was an IRL cum meetup of all anons I wonder if people would actually live out their violent online fantasiesBecause I can’t imagine taking this whole 4chan thing so seriously that it could ever translate to animosity irlWe’d all be bros
Well great as if life weren't bad enough it seems the ghost is back at it in the unit over mine.
NEW>>221054453
I have 4 threads open and all of them are so slow
>>221054509fucking earlyshitter
