Johnny Sack EditionPrevious>>221048885
I NEED an iranian wife
Fuck he was just!
50000 tears I’ve cried
>>221054453I'm thinking about how much my life would be better without n-sl*rs
>>221054527stole your first, bitch ass
>>221054453This dude has an obese wife!
AGAIN WITH THE MONEY
SPEAK
>>221054536Nothing about your life would change because you aren't living it anyway
I want his head on a fucking SPIT!
>>221054527LMAOeverybody's got A GODDAMNED OPINION NOW??
this was the only monke I saved from the previous thread
This fuckin Ralph is more creative then Spielberg
>>221054538Enjoy it, that sugarless motherfucker is that last drink you're ever gonna have.
>>221054559I work at a n-sl*r run state business. It would change substantially, sisterGo somewhere else if you want to worship and make excuses for these missing links
>>221054453Aspetta what?
>>221054617>It would change substantiallyYeah you'd be broke and unemployed, retard
>>221054617That old homo actor Raymond Navarro? I heard he worked with n words too
>>221054627Ashpet’
>>221054627Aspetta ccà, cocksucker
>>221054657Ashpet what? Dont break my balls
>>221054641How would your posts read if you were clever?
No more weight remarks. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
>>221054668Ashpet stugots
haha i'm referencing the show too we're so funny and cool
>>221054696Fatty
Like it or not but this is one of the best songs of the 2020’shttps://youtu.be/V9PVRfjEBTI
>>221054696Time for a belt tightening???Try Sack
>>221054717CAZZATE ANONA
>>221054717Whack him
It’s unreal how much I am himSono il re de segundiljan’
>>221054604Im not drinking anything
>>221054793Watch it, Herman you're stepping on my toes here
>>221054717No bitch to me.
>>221054793Uh oh Distefano wont like this
timmies unironically got names like herman and brunhilda and think they can make fun of other peoples names lmao
There was a no possible way that I could be this character any more than I already am.
>>221054855t. Da'Real Zippityboppity
>>221054603Ethan Ralph?
Spaccanapoli made me who I am
>>221054875Lol
>>221054875kek ok eugene
>>221054890Antisemitic trope
https://youtu.be/26UtbYE-4o0
>>221054925Eugene is actually Greek for "well born"
>>221054855What a total retard. Firstly you're judging our naming conventions in a sense where Timmy is your baseline normal, so you went into this preemptively gigacucked. Already acknowledging your ethnic naming conventions as at least somewhat weird. But also both of those names are extremely uncommon
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/wffKMjfDGqw?si=l7XjGTjd90tXhtO3
I once made a Canadian cummer play this in full in a guitar hero clone game during a twitch streamFONDEST memorieshttps://youtu.be/Qy1J_i32wTg
>>221054990and jeet means victory lmao
The eastern game fest sale on steam has some neat looking stuff in it
Is your great-grandfather still alive?
>>221054855So true, sukhdeep manmeet
Shoplifting is political protest
>>221055026I only have one grandparent still alive and she is 96. Love my Meemaw.
Just nutted >>221055044The woman who said that parent's are literally human traffickers
>>221055015where did this jeet means victory thing come from? it seems like a very indian premise. repeat a lie until it becomes true
>>221055044I bet you all of those authors of this article are defined as "rich"
>>221055026My father isn't even alive
>>221055072Is huamn trafficing a big deal if the trafficed people aren't your race
>>221055080idk my negro maybe it comes from the fact thats what the word means in hindi??
>>221055026no
>>221055117>Jia Tolentino's parents are Filipino immigrants who operated a Houston-based recruitment agency, Omni Consortium, which was investigated for labor violations in the early 2000s. The agency recruited Filipino teachers on H-1B visas, but was accused of fraud, leading to a 2008 plea deal for conspiracy to defraud the government. Well they were filthapines
When I was a little kid my grandma on my mom's side was actually older than my great-grandma on my dad's side. As a little kid I was confused. I thought the one who is called great should be older. The part where they were on different sides of the family didn't click for me in my brain.
>>221055122Why does it evoke defeat in your subconscious then
>>221055156im not indian you fat fuck.
>>221055044NO, IN REAL LIFE
>>221055162You must be close enough if not but I don't believe you
Secret heart, what are you made of?What are you so afraid of?Could it be three simple words….?!
Human trafficking is somethiing normgroids are intensely obsessed about but don't even seem to know what it is. Foids in particular will hysterically claim they were almost "human trafficked" from a bot message on social media or something similar.
>>221055213Traveling to your hookup is sex trafficking
Human traffic is when i run over an entire family of indians and their corpses make the road bumpy
>>221055145I remember them laughing at the dinner table as they tried to explain it to me but I didn't get it.
>>221055213I do not listen to anything normalfags say, ESPECIALLY not women. I just tune them out when they speak like this
>$800 for a round trip with fucking UnitedI hate Jews so much it's unreal
>>221055277Where ya goin friendo
>>221055213Libshits love human trafficking when it means 1,000,000 shit colored migrants to work as burrito delivery drivers and asphault shovelers. But hate it when they don't know what it means
>>221055255Based and squishedpoo-pilled
Dunno why the government is so worried about revealing the ayys. After everything thats happened in the last couple years its obvious americans are the most docile farm animals on the planet. They could show live footage of a NHI loosh rape cell and normies be like ReNT iS DuE!
>>221055293They unironically claim ICE arresting and deporting those people is human trafficking
Traffic traffic looking for my chapstick feeling kinda carsick there's a ford maverick
>>221055335Underrated movie
>>221055335Unfortunately reports indicate the anon who posted this has been raped.
Who's your favorite Jedi? For me it's qui gon
>>221055362Sio Bibble
>>221055244The foid mind is truly an enigma...
>>221055354Don’t be hatin
>>221055380Don't shoot the messenger anon, what happened to him is very unfortunate
>>221055362Glup Shitto
>>221055362I don't like Soy Wars
>>221055362Kyle Katarn
>>221055380When they gon leave our people alone?
Sneakers O’Toole
>>221055362Jedi Jesus from KOTOR 2
I miss hipsters. I miss 2010s culture
Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or6p27rS0n4
I'm still at the gym in case you're wondering
In Czech Republic too we love Star Wars. Ever try any of our Sci Fi?
>>221055362The greatest Jedi duelist, mace windu
>>221055451Being a dickhead’s cool
>>221055484I love when they suffer
>>221055450KOTOR 2 is the ultimate Star Wars media!
>>221055491https://youtu.be/Ky0LGsyc3R8?si=Ir2zB-bjARgC2-qd
>>221055362for me it’s plo coon
>>221055484Who does she think she is, the main character of Pi?
>>221055489I thought this was a TNG screenshot for a second, got the same colour scheme
>>221055491Count Dooku and Yoda were the only Jedi who ever defeated Mace Windu in sparring sessions.
>>221055486Working out for me?
>>221055541Dookoos Form II was no match for Windu's Vapaad
>>221055543No
>>221055559>>221055541Now kiss, fags
Daily reminder the German is actually a jew living in Israel just using a VPN to shitpost porn and political demoralization dogshit. He's also the Ethiopian.
>>221055578What is your problem, guy?
>>221055590Being a dickhead’s coolhttps://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1I
>>221055590He actually has german citizenship thoughbeit
>>221055541>>221055559Vaapad requires tapping into dark side energy that windu only does if he needs to In a real fight he's unbeatable
The peethiopian is my husband
Will you please tell me what I did to this guy? "Brought the Imperial Fleet out of hyperspace too close to the Hoth system" IT WAS ON AUTOPILOT. Ever since I'm back from Corusant, he's up my ass. I'm killin Rebels with 3 hands here and it's still not good enough to satisfy this cocksucker. And then, he fuckin Force Chokes me??
>>221055622shut up you faggot>>221055623all jews have dual citizenship by default
This is the only website that has ever given me anything at all. The only thing I've gotten from twitter is anxiety.
what is it about the northern border that turns people into such fags?
>>221055691Look we all know he's a prick but he's teacher's pet so just deal with it.
I dedicate this post to my Taiwanese (ex) GF (aboriginal)https://youtu.be/-qkgbYxiMk0
Darth or no you don't use the force on another made sith.
We should transition for a day to see what it's like
>>221055758That's the opposite of how it works, sith are supposed to betray each other
where are the messssssicans?
I am Indian and a red pimple just appeared between my brows. Now I look like I am wearing the red dot. Everyone at work is smirking at me
I'm telling ya Tarkin, he's not leaving me a lot of options....
>>221055783I know someone who wants to fight you
Any ugly incel freaks no hope here
Just found out Trump is older than King Charles
1 day of work down the hatch already long for unemployment
>>221055803all the messsssicans will protect me
>>221055758Korriban? Come on, huh?
>>221055646I don't remember that being in any of the movies.
whats with this guy
Murder-suicide, thoughts?
>>221055842We’ll never get him in those shoes
>>221055823The guy who wants to fight you is Mexican
>>221055846ive been thinking of sepuku since long
>>221055867
never liked star wars. Don't get the appeal. Same with pokemon
Imagine having sex with a Japanese girl in a private karaoke booth to the instrumental of this songhttps://youtu.be/U8kr_ws3bGY
>>221055891>Don't get the appealWhat a boring cocksucker you must be
>>221055891Just had to be there I guess
Millennials are getting ass fucked by ass cancer
My only legacy in life will be my /cum/ posts
>>221055940Good one, Herman
Count Dooku beat Mace Windu numerous times in practice sessions.
I'm one minor inconvenience away from obliterating my physical form
>>221055940Don't lump pokemon in with soy wars
>>221055976It's crazy to think of all the times I almost killed myself for minor reasons, for example when I was building my new gaming PC and it wasn't working I thought about holding it in my arms as I dive off the balcony destroying us both
Fingernails are yellowing. Is my liver cooked?
How come humans can always have sex with aliens in sci Fi? You'd think their alien genitalia would be all different and wacky
Why did you become friends with that black guy who was into fighting games and anime?
>>221055982>>221055940I don't think you're the real monkey poster
>>221055907>>221055910>>221055940there are way better things out there. Space opera is stupid as fuck. Do you know how infinite space is? >um yeah this guy across the galaxy with just happened to have fathered this other guy who is conveniently also a humanoid in a universe full of aliens and the fate of the galaxy depends on himthe lore and the world building is juvenile and ultimately a snoozefest
Dooku became Count Dooku after he left the Jedi Order (Jedi aren't allowed to hold such hereditary titles of nobility) and he returned to his home planet of Serenno.
How did evolution even select for a penis anywayIt would be way more efficient if we just farted our cum out as gas and then all women would have to do is walk into the cum gas cloud to get inseminated. Food for thought
>>221056019Actually the thing sci-fi gets wrong is making aliens look vastly different from life on Earth, in reality life on other planets would follow a mostly similar pattern to life on Earth because the ideal form remains the same. There would be minor differences due to gravity and the atmosphere and stuff but it would mostly be pretty similar
I want to experience teenage love as a Japanese rural highschool studenthttps://youtu.be/bn6hMKKWV1k
>>221056051I don't give a FUCK
>>22105583795% of Star wars lore didn't happen in the movies
>>221056019The reason is obvious. Human stories are more interesting.
>>221056069Your penis was modeled by God himself, not some gay soup for fags
>>221056069Evolution is fake.
>>221055937This is true for me too.
>>221056087If it didn't happen in the movies, it's not canon
>>221056074>life on other planets would follow a mostly similar pattern to life on Earth because the ideal form remains the same.You don't know that it's pure speculation We don't know anything how evolution would occur on other planets
this is my fav star wars
>>221056088You can have a human story without sexo
Order a pizza
Talmbout aliens looking like humans when deep sea creatures exist
>>221056185Order my pussy
>>221056089>Your penis was modeled by God himselfI never consented for God to touch my penis If God modeled it, he would have made it massive
>>221054453I'm more of a Cameljoe myself
>>221056196You don't have one
>>221056190The Xindi in Star Trek Enterprise have a subrace of sentient aquatics. The aquatic ships are full of water except for the guest section to accomodate visitors.
>>221055026The one I knew died when I was a like 12.
What’s Macklemore’s take on the Iran war
I found a baby turtle in my backyard. What do I do with it
>>221056295No more wars for Israel
>>221056295I don't believe he has released ANY official statements as of this monent.
>>221056324give him water and food
Take a goddamn hit of the ganja
>>221056324Leaving babies on doorsteps you don't see that anymore
The five (previously six) Xindi races have different tendencies.The reptilians are the most aggressive and militant.The insectoids are decisive and make up their mind quickly but they are slightly less aggressive than the reptilians.The aquatics prefer to do things slowly and carefully. They weigh every option in extreme detail before coming to a decision.The arboreals are mostly scientists.The primates are the most diplomatic and least aggressive.
Just pissed myself
fuck my nigger existence
I just got home from the gym
>>221056324Isn't an endangered species? It's illegal to even touch some turtles in the US.
The sixth Xindi race, the avians, all died.
>>221056185you think that I’ll do better playing dominoes on cheese than on pasta
My life as an incel (documentary)
>>221056408catyank!
How far up the foodchain do you have to be in d.c before you start getting invited to the pede parties?
>>221056410I don't know what you mean by that
>>221056427https://youtu.be/aat2X-8-JdI?si=GkoN_gij_EcxA6uv
Life in Germany will never and can never be this good again, past the point of no returnPre-Merkel dayshttps://youtu.be/gGpOGjEK5sg
>>221056148I was kust giving kry krupinion
>>221056430Not sure, the guy they have negotiating the trade deal with Canada is an Epstein Islander
They're spamming Olivia Rodrigo on /tv/ again.
>>221056539I don’t see anything wrong with that she’s very pretty and sexy and cute
>>221056539Good
>>221056539I WANT TO SE OLIVIA'S RODRIGO
>>221056539i dated her in high school
>>221056556she's not an actress and has nothing to do with tv.
>>221056577She’s very much an actress (retired)
I have a cyst on my face that i'll have to get cut off. can't do it for another month tho
>>221056576She never went to high school
>>221056615um....
The Vulcans thousands years ago were an extremely aggressive and savage people until the prophet Sirak reformed their culture and set the Vulcans on the path of logic and reason.The Vulcans in Enterprise tend to be wary of humans because they see in humans the potential to be like how the Vulcans used to be.
>>221056599Do it yourselfI did
what is opsec and what do i need to do ?Also how can i become supa crazy hacka for the NSA
>>221056599they should just cut off your whole face
>>221056682She was also on Bizaardvark until Jake Paul got it cancelled. Good times
>>221056703it would be extremely painfuland i'd probably pass out
The Vulcan ambassador to Earth, Ambassador Soval, tends to act cold and indifferent towards humans, but privately he admits to Commander Tucker that he has developed a certain fondness for humans after several years on Earth.
>>221056774No one gives a fuck
penis brossss
Putting sponge bob in adult situations because it's a kid's show is peak comedy
>>221056803Naked a confused "W-which hole though?" SpongeBob: "I don't give a fuck just do it"
This is a Seahawks general
>>221056780Trip is shocked to Soval say this and points out that Soval never shows any fondness. Soval takes this as a compliment, as suppressing emotion is a virtue in Vulcan culture.
https://x.com/imbrownonline/status/2048619313398210769gamers are rising up
i feel like killing myself this afternoon
>>221056760It would hurt a lot but it would also be very rewardingHad this mad cyst on my face once and I just said fuck it, put a towel in my mouth, popped that nicca and it burst open with a gallon of pus shooting at the mirrorDoused it with 3% hydrogen peroxide and it bubbled like crazy, then I used a syringe to shoot saline solution into the hole to clean it out.Did that for a week and the wound had healed :DDLeft a hole in my beard thoughever
No games to play
>>221056831I care Based Tucker
>>221056834I don't buy that the guy went insane because he was underemployed or whatever. He had two degrees. Either he wasn't cut out for the work in his field or he genuinely liked education because he's a libtard
>>221056840You could order a pizza instead
>>221056840No you’re not
>>221056880genuinely can’t even do that in this miserable nigger life
>>221056878also please stop writing fucking manifestos. they're always lame and you can't write your way out of being a retarded moron who decided to document your confession. the only person who did an okayish manifesto was Ted K and only because he was a >130IQ math professor
https://youtu.be/FAV6Y9fIIxw
>>221054717I gotta stand here being threatened now?
Girl I work with was upset because her boyfriend dumped her. She was bitching to another girl in the warehouse, he dumper he because he found out she dated a black guy before she met him. Her friend was trying to convince her that she's better off and that he is a racist dickhead.
>>221056178Sex is a human story. Real aliens would be as weird to us as ants
>>221056878Wow two whole degrees?
>>221056986She's right
>1 Italian add oil, vinegar and pepper
im shleepy
its almost fucking may why the fuck is it still 56 degrees gaaaaah where the fuck is spring
Pull up in a BentleyI want Christian, I want FendiI want Prada
>>221057018She's right that he's racist. He's right to be racist in this case. She's learning a valuable lesson. I bet she's gonna scrub her social media in the coming months and remove any old pics of her and the basketballer that might be floating around.
>>221057052The libs were right
>>221057020did people really jack off to the spyro subway image?
>>221057086Wtf ewww no
Fuck a nigger for all I careBut never let me know about itAnd then refuse to jerk me off while telling me how he fucked you better than I did
Western media talks about Putin like he's a fascist warlord dictator, but within Russia he's considered a moderate centrist. In Russia the biggest criticism of Putin is that he's too soft on Ukraine.
>>221057103Those opinions come from vodka drunks who build tractor brake pads for a living
Only insecure people care about their partners sex history
Women have never been more in charge of developing the characters of little boys. Why don’t women like what women have produced?
>>221057138This is what guys with herpes and hep a/b/c say
>>221057145Because patriarchy
Lots of seething brownoids ITT, never fails to draw them out when you post about mild racism.
>>221057138You have crabs.
Just gorged on a burger and fries from my local place"Bad for the heart, good for the soul"
Tope shrka
i have never had sex and never will
>>221057189I had sex with my hand an hour ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYtH72xuxochmmm a lot of african americans seem to be into pokemon cards...
>>221056986Her ex must be a 4chan user
>>221057133At least they are building something. What do you build? Nothing!
DANZA KUDUROOOO
>>221057185Shork
penis
I will fuck your woman with my bbc and there's nothing you can do about it
>mom gets diagnosed with celiac disease>tells us to get tested for it because it's genetic>doctor says my test is suspicious and needs to run more tests
>>221056707>what is opsec and what do i need to do Tinfoil around your hardrive then put it in a microwave>how can i become supa crazy hacka Install Kali Linux and have a terminal open with green text, pull your black hoodie up and type random 1s and zeros
time to wash my bbc
>>221057238Shenis
>>221057217I'm a maintenance man I quite literally fix the things people produce retard
>>221057249Timmy can’t handle some gluten
>>221057249This nigga farts a lot
>>221057211That's not saying much, everyone uses 4chan now. Even normies are racist at this point.>>221057246But you're an indian with a small penis.
>>221057249You'll end up healthier in the end because of itTime to start lifting, you'll be eating lots of protein
had the dream where my penis splits open like a little meat flower again
>>221057314You didn't need to share this
Legitimately think most illnesses can be fixed by exercising, eating healthy, and not staring at screens, and the vast majority of medication is unnecessary
May cum soon
>>221057314The less I know the better
Do people really die if they accidentally eat something that might or might not contain peanuts?
About to shutdown the work computer and fire up the personal computer to play some Runescape.
>>221057328Friday as a madderafaggd
Jordan Peterson was already a sickly and fragile person but he made it even worse by getting vaxxed.
>>221057335If they are allergic then yes
>>221057345Thought he was sitting on some Minecraft cobblestone from the thumbnail
>>221057357I got vaxxed 3 times and my health is immaculate
senile old lady next door accidentally put up her autumn decorations instead of her spring decorations lmao
Lush Life by Zara Larsson starts playing
>>221057357He gets what he deserves.
what is a man if not the aura he farms
>>221057376Maybe she did it on purpose
>>221057376Put her in a home
>>221057387fuck off socrates
>>221057387I have no aura initially, but I have incredible aura once you get to know me
>>221057359So you are telling me if I throw a nutter butter at the dude he's gonna die?
>>221057385Looks like me if I was black
Storming through the party like my name was El Niño
>>221057416>if
>>221057412MaybePeanut allergies are no joke
Crazy how reading conspiracy stuff so much archived shit is just mysteriously 404dThey definitely scrubbed this shit
>>221057382Zara Larsson is talentless
>>221057456What kind of conspiracy stuff? Aliens? Advanced propulsion technology? Satanic elite pedophiles?
>>221057345this but pragmata
>>221057449That's nuts.
>>221057441DAMN that's an old reaction image
Need some honkers
>>221057457You’re talentless
>>221057490What a WHOOOOORE
>>221057490stupid bitch
>>221057486I'm a certified oldfag.
Use this for the new
>>221057421That penis is too small.
>>221057325its not even the worst part, once my penis has opened up fully it reveals a little white tweezer thing clicking and snapping at the base and the rest of the dream is me trying to grab it to pull it out while it chirps and snips at my fingers
Zara Larson vs Brie Larson rap battle
>>221057490
>>221057531The neon lights of Stockholm clash with the cinematic prestige of the Marvel Universe as Zara Larsson and Brie Larson step into the ring for a lyrical showdown. Zara opens with a high-energy pop cadence, reminding the audience that she’s been "Lush Life" royalty since she was a teenager. She attacks Brie’s indie-rock past, mocking the 2005 era of "Finally Out of P.E." and suggesting that while Brie was busy trying to find a sound, Zara was busy topping the global charts. She mocks the stoic nature of Captain Marvel, claiming Brie needs a script and a green screen just to show a spark of personality, while Zara commands a stadium with nothing but a microphone and her own choreography.Brie Larson counters with the composed confidence of an Oscar winner. She leans into her "Lessons in Chemistry" persona, dissecting Zara’s lyrics with clinical precision. Brie points out that while Zara is worried about "Symphony" and radio play, Brie is literally saving the multiverse and holding a golden statue. She crafts a verse about longevity, noting that pop stars fade with the season while film icons are forever. Brie jabs at Zara’s social media feuds, suggesting that real power doesn't need to trend on Twitter to be felt. She ends her verse with a cold stare, implying that a "Poster Girl" is just a piece of paper compared to a Captain. Zara tries to fire back with a rhythmic double-time flow about her streaming numbers, but Brie simply holds up an imaginary shield, letting the pop hooks bounce off her armor as the crowd decides whether they prefer a dancefloor anthem or a blockbuster monologue.
I once dreamt my sperm grew to such a size that they burst from my testicles
>>221057531Brie is clearing that whore
>>221057551Based I always thought it would be cool if humans just ejaculated one chicken egg sized sperm instead of a bunch of little ones.
there used to be some really loud motherfucker where I used to work and the day he left was like post nut clarity
Bumping and grinding
Someone make the new
>>221057614>At night I think of you *beat drop*
youtube becomes 1000% better when you remove everything except the search baralgorithms suck ass
>>221057571I thought she was good as Rosalina
>>221057631I didn't see the new movie or the old movie (yet)
don't ever tell me to make the new or you'll be really, really sorry
>>221057474The real ones
>>221057622Nah
I have nothing positive to say about my life
>>221057645for some reason I dont have any pic of andy on my pc
Gonna bring succotash to the potluck
fuckerin fuckotashdon't complain when that disgusting german faggot makes an absolutely atrocious nu
Don't make one
made one>>221057755>>221057755>>221057755
>>221057728I don’t make new threads It’s reserved for CUM flagsI can only give recommendations on what image or webm to use but they most often find no great interest
New>>221057766>>221057766>>221057766
>>221057774Nigga u is mad stupid
