Michael Jackson's former pet chimp Bubbles editionprevious: >>221060297
>>221061914omg hi bubbles!
>>221061906This woman is hot
>>221061926he could rip your face off
gen z thinks their parents are millenials
>>221061944Haha Joe Rogan is that you!?
>>221061939she's hot without the makeup
Put overnight oats in the freezer. Added some ground flax seeds I roasted earlier, chia seeds, and wheat germ
>>221061939nasty plastic bimbo porn slut looks like shit even with 10lbs of makeup. plus she's a verified retard.
>>221061914why is he so bubbly
>>221061939I'd get hard if a woman looked at me like this
all the mj pedo accusations are flimsy and unproved
>>221061944Okay??? I could shoot him
>Put overnight oats in the freezer
>>221061959>even if I did sleep in the bed its okay
Humans can rip eachothers faces off too, like the bath salts guy in Florida
Gen Z doesn't think, they just act out of impulse or stimuli similar to a venus fly trap. They just lie around oozing cum, sucking vape juice, swallowing goyslop, and belching out shitty canned opinions some nigger on TikTok told them to have.In the future Zoomers will be referred to as The Zombie Generation.
>>221061956>lightI'm sick of this aspartame cancer bullshitit tastes like bleachy ass shitfuckin dumb fuck boomers
orangutans are like chimps but chill despite being bigger and stronger
>>221061939profoundly mid but I like how she dabbed on the muslims
bed, bath salts, and beyond
Millenials' version of buying a house for $40,000 -- the door they slammed shut behind them -- they were the last generation to have all the sex they want in college
>>221061972*Rkos you*https://youtu.be/fy3_0_96bB0
>>221061975Kek this is me
>>221061983The fox of /cum/ mogs the F*CK out of zoom zoom
>boomer>zoomer>doomer>goonerThe retardification of internet discourse. Train yourself to ignore any posts that contain these words or similar ones. Free your mind
>>221061982Would love to hug one
>>221061994I ignored this post
>>221061972They never found bath salts in that guys system btw, he was only on marijuana
thinking of getting expensive chocolate for mothers day, she also needs a water bottle though kind of less sure about it though because i dont want to buy one and it be shit and leaky
>>221061994Go back to India.
KEK do they really?
>>221061992zoom zoom real handsome on GOD
>>221061994I'm starting by ignoring your post first
>>221061975People have been concerned about the generation after them for thousands of years. Your critiques mean nothing
>>221061994actively ignoring this post right now
>>221062012Go back to making unfunny tryhard posts and /pol/baiting
>>221062013what a life of vaping does to a mfer
>>221062023>Go back t*chokes on cock*
>>221062021Her pussy stank
>>221061969Fridge rather
>>221062013She's probably getting drunk every week
If i become a rich billionaire with infinite time on my hands i will start a selective chimp breeding program to create docile chimpanzees with no hair and them my successors will further breed these chimps to walk upright and look increasingly human for zoophilic reasons
Are you guys excited for Y2K 2.0 in 2038?
The social security survivors trust is projected to start running out by the billions in 2032. But it's probably just a matter of omni domni signing a paper or someshit and pretending nothing happened
>millennial icon Hilary Duff looks fucking amazing at 38 years of age>meanwhile 25 year old zoomettes look 200% bogged and require jewish chemicals to be injected directly into their facef u c k
I want to have sex
>>221062056You should try interbreeding humans and chimpanzees too
>>221062064get in line buddy
https://youtu.be/BrZBiqK0p9E
>>221062063Turns out millennials were the pinnacle of humanity
>Duff looks like she was sculpted by an artist but it's simply a product of healthy diet and exercising regularly
boomers nerfed mellenials with the woke agenda psyop
>>221061944>he could rip your face offHe's 42 years old, that fucker would rather watch tv or paint than do anything requiring that much malice or effort
When I think of Milennials, I think of Deadpool and The Lumineers. Yup, I’m thinking they were the best generation. Mumford & Sons. Imagine Dragons. So good!
>>221062090stomp clap HEY
>>221061939I want to toss her like a caber, bet I could get the world record
I trolled a millenial recently
>Duff is also an avid 2A enjoyer known for carrying a Glock pistol to shoot niggers who forget their place
>>221062090>Yup, I’m thinking they were the best generation>Millennials
I will never get to experience having 3 girls sucking me at the time (1 on the P and 1 for each ball).
>>221062083Emma Roberts mogs her
>>221062056>The Island of Dr. Mexico
>>221062113le epic spengbab maymay +100 reddits to ur chungus account ma’am
>Duff chooses to live a dignified and private life free from drama or politics, something most millennials embrace as it juxtaposes nicely to the overtly political boomers and zoomers
>>221062128I need to touch on the tummy area
>>221062134roundhouse kicked that freak into orbit
>>221062104She'd be disgusted by your racist ass
>Hammer drill I bought my gf a couple of years ago is already broken
>>221062126That sounds physically impossible
whenever i think of millenials i think of obama and starbucks
>>221062153Nice humblebrag. You have a gf that you have sex with! Wow you're so fucking COOL
>>221062150why are zoomers so obsessed with race and tolerance all the time. you don't get points for virtue signalling on 4chonz sweaty pie.
>>221062150maybe in public but not in private
What generation is a 1997 birth? I need to know when I’m supposed to get btfo.
>>221062172I think that is when z starts but who really cares
duff for me its the beer from the simpsons, no clue who that bitch is
>>221062163who said we have sexfor all you know she crushes my balls with a hammer
>>221062179I am become the most decrepit and elderly zoomer
certified organic free range non-GMO fair trade gluten free labubu
zoomers are almost 30 and niggas still calling children zoomer
>>221062138>a dignified and private life free from drama or politics, something most millennials embrace>>221062172>What generation is a 1997 birthOldfag Zoomer>>221062179>>221062186I consider 1995 to be the cutoff
if i was rich i would buy so many nice things
the namefag replied to me. disgusting
Gen Z starts at 2000. I don't care what redditgpt says
Is McDonald's poutine good?
>>221062206Ehhhhh, what’s up doc?
This is American cuisine.
>>221062211can poutine ever not be good
>>221062200Millennials hate politics because we're the only ones with anything going on in our lives. We have jobs and mortgages and shit to worry about. Boomers have unlimited free time, just like zoom zooms, to focus on unimportant bullshit and screech about words like nigger or what le orange man said on tweeter.Millennials truly are the custodians of Western Civilization right now. We are the glue holding everything together.The taxes alone we pay account for the majority of the money available for anything at all. It certainly doesn't come from a $12/hr job at McDoodles or some ancient boomer taking money out of their RRSP.
>>221062211Not really. It’s not terrible. But I thought the gravy was a little bland and the cheese curds weren’t very fresh.
if i lived in america i'd legit br 400 pounds from having so much money and so many options
>>221062218This shit will be like 180 doll hairs
>>221061975On a hippy trailHead full of zombie
>>221062238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hVXt9NYiJA&list=RD3hVXt9NYiJA
>>221062223>Millennials hate politics Your gen is still arguing about the politics of Star Wars and Harry Potter
guys, my little penis is becoming the big penis. what do
>first night sober in idk how longAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221062223>the tumblr sjw gen hates politicsnigga please
>>221062254cut it off with a knife from the kitchen. hurry before it takes control.
some of these gym remixes feel gay as fuck cause its like just a beat with men moaning and groaning on the background, its like, they over do it sometimes
>>221062261When I did this my body started shaking and I couldn't sleep for like 3 days
guys it's getting late we should get some sleep
>>221062294lmao it's over for you bud
>>221062261>>221062294It might actually be better to wean off. Just have like two beers for a few nights. Before going cold turkey.
>get a little high>carpal tunnel goes awaytowelie was on to something
>>221062207no it starts at dubstep, if you were not 18 yet when dubstep became popular you are a zoomer. that's where it all started, the weirdness.
>>221062311TRVKE
>>221062311shleep is for the week
>>221062327all hail the all knowing unc
>>221062317the guy talking about shaking and shit after not drinking, is in the advanced stages of alcoholism and can't just quit or he'll probably die or end up in the hospitalassuming he's telling the truth of course
I neva sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death
>>221062327always think of this video when I think of dubstephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrVEqWquA-4
them chinese people got all sorts of demons they dont have jesus like we do
>>221062336Me asf as fuck
>>221062362Chinese girls are really hot
>>221062363>picMe when I've had too much to drink
>>221062340what are you looking at
>>221062368Really?
dubstep is among the most god awful shit i ever had the displeasure to hear
>>221061960>muh guns
>>221062104based glock enjoyer
Sfm porn never took off for Dragon Age like it did for Mass Effect
>>221062340
>>221062412Dragon Age was a nice game though, shame it never got a sequel
overwatch sfm is the goat sfm
may i have 1 fat gf with big boobs
>>221062373your tiny benus :DDD
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names
Dawn of the Dead remake is pretty kino
if i had a gf wife she would have to make me cum at least once a day for the rest of her life
starting to realize it's a jewish world and we're just living in it
>>221062452gonna be the opening song for the Blood Meridian movie.
>>221062459i re watched it recently and its alright, its worse than i remember it but its not bad, there still no serious vibes zombie movie, maybe 28 days later but the last 2/3 of that movie are kind of mid, the begging is kino though
>>221062452I read this as "There's a man goin' 'round takin' memes"
>>221062481Yeah I rewatched all the old ones recently. I forgot how bad Land of the dead was lol
Ghosts of Mars. That's a kino movie.
one thing i was never told about getting laser eye surgery is the permanent poor sleep quality, my eyes get really dry when sleeping because i don't blink i think, so much it actually disrupts my sleep i`m also pretty sure it mustn't be good for my eye health long term, like when i wake up it hurts to move the eyes so dry they are
My favourite John Carpenter film is Big Trouble in Little China
>A gente compartilha segredos com os peixes.thanks duolingo
work wanted me to go in tomorrow at another site and I pondered it since I needed the money, but I said nofeels fucking great
>>221062559If I was your boss I would fire youIt would feel fucking great
can't tell if the newfags on /pol/ are really that retarded or just paid shills.
>>221062552Do caralho
>>221062452AND THE WHIRLWINDIS IN THE THOOOORN TREE
>>221062566cant fire someone for not working a day theyre not scheduled, cuckboy
>>221062568I automatically assume any political discourse on the internet is astroturfed to hell
>>221062056larry elliosn tried making a farm in hawaii and it sucked donkey dick. rich people were not meant for this
>>221062595astroturf is one of those words that everyone uses except for me.
The pizza delivery landscape is so deeply infiltrated by the Muslim kind that it’s hard to blindly order ham and salami and not get some fucked up beef turkey whatever shite.You must always check the imprint.
Did anyone here ever watch the 00s CG Astro Boy movie as a kid
>>221062609I like it because it makes me think of 70s sports and the Astrodome with the neon green turf and those horrible/amazing brown rainbow Astros uniforms,
>>221062623sounds like a you problemwhenever i want pizza i go to 7-11 and get soda and two slices for five bucks
>>221062623
mowing the astroturf
i'm thinking i should buy a gold bar in case hyper inflation hits
>eating 7-11 food
>>221062623you gotta find a place that does pick-up only. then you can head in, sort of scope it out, and if you get an off-feeling, just not bother. the great thing is once you do find a good place, you'll fund it forever. the place i go to is this hispanic mom/son duo in a stripmall type building. best pizzas i've ever had. her son and i are almost friends at this point. there was a freak rainstorm while i was in there once, and he held her umbrella over my head as we ran the pie to my car. keep looking, you'll find one.
>>221062649>thirdies are now doing the Richard Watterson pizza trick irlYet another w for poorfags who can't afford delivery
the worst part of getting older is watching your parents slowly die
CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OUT TO LEGIONS OF THE BRAVETIME AGAIN TO SAVE US FROM THE JACKALS OF THE STREETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OUT, PROTECTORS OF THE REALMCAPTAIN'S AT THE HELM, SAIL ACROSS THE SEA OF LIGHTAGAIN AND AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN
>>221062704Yeeeaaahh nice
>>221062697stop it
Sign in
>>221062711stop what?
>>221062697Mine are both in their early 60s. Thankfully they’re both still mentally sharp. But every once in a while, it really sets in how old they’re starting to look. I love them.
drinking milk
>>221062752based and calciumpilled
*starts yapping incessantly*
god dammit utah
SHADDAP BITCH
Penis
has utah done it again
>>221062834is it erect?
>>221062834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpb7l1T0XQM
>>221061970phwoarbloody good kittingtonshire
>>221062856None of your business
slc is better than any city in california infinitely better than sf or san jose
The McDavid humiliation ritual continues
>>221062860This part is so bizarre because in the context of the film it's part of one of the saddest scenes I've seen in anything but taken out of context it's very funny.It's very similar to the Hitler reaction in Downfall.
>>221062013good on herbut she does look 10 up to15 years older
Just came for the third time today. Should I go for four?
>>221062021disgusting foid
>>221062878NoGive it a rest
The world keeps changing, rearranging, minds and thoughts, predictionsFly of doom, the baby boom has come of age, we'll work it outI'm conditioned by the system, don't you talk to me, don't scream and shout"She prays to God, to Buddha, then she sings a Talmud songConfusions contradict the self, do we know right from wrong?I just want you to recognize me in the templeYou can't hurt me, I found peace within myselfGo with it, go with it
Men age like a fine wine while women age like milk
>>221062670though i dont think im gonna have one of those egg sandwhiches again last time i bought one it had egg shell it itlike who tf is making them
>>221062063phwoar would grapple dem breasticles>>221062083phwoar would absolutely eviscerate her assholen**** imma boutta turn dat bitch jnto a singularity, einstein levels n****
So tired
>>221062128would absolutely bend over and rupture diss piece of assskanky in a good waycorr suckin dem nips
>>221062904same
david lynch moovie recs?
For me? It has to be Dinopithicus
>>221062188stop postin diss dumb ass bifch
>>221062915picrel is probably the best movie ever made about the American Midwest as somebody that grew up there.
i'm never tired when its time to sleep
dprk best korea
>>221062926what's sadam doing there?
>>221062223n**** you delusional
>>221062915I've only seen Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, and Mulholland Drive. Mulholland Drive was the best by far, but Twin Peaks is still my favorite of what I've seen since it at least pretends to have a coherent plot.Also this is my favorite album ever and half of its songs are in Twin Peaks
>>221062436disgusting braphog>>221062926for me?andrewsarchuscarnivorous sheep
>cancuckia>western civilization pffftttt
>>221062915Blue Velvet is great and a little more approachable than his weirdest films.
good news: indian death videos are making rounds
I have been on no fap no porn no lustful images for a few weeks now. I am starting to find black women attractive, which I didn't before.
>>221062992I just don't get why these fuckers haven't figured out how to coat electrical wires yet
>>221062995Lol its the opposite for me, I have to be jerking off 3 times a day and watching hours of porn to start finding black women attractive
>>221062995>I have been on no fap no porn no lustful images>I am starting to find black women attractiveWelcome to the dark side fren
for me?the highway lunch wunor like whats it callrdinland empire?
i should just jerk off to nothing one of these days just to see what is like
>>221063019Jerking off to your imagination, you mean? That's the healthy way to do it
>>221063025i'm not very imaginative so no thoughts
>>221062933>>221062947>>221062980Thnx
I have always found that women from any ethnicity can be hot. Now every time I say this, somebody brings up Australian aborigines. But I don’t think we have any of those in Canada anyway.
>>221062942I don't follow >>221062966>andrewsarchusMogged by hell pigs desu desu
>>221063055
>>221063078wheres the poo pit
>>221063025Jerking off is a scam. I have so much more energy not jerking off. I get the whole no fap secret energy meme now.
>>221063078Oh I seeI like this website's comparison figuresMaybe Sadam Hussein went back in time to pose with all these prehistoric beasts
>somebody brings up Australian aboriginesSome of them can pass as decent Jeetas or Blacks though this is rare, particularly for the Melanesians like the Torres Strait Islanders.
>>221063078Post the unedited version coward.
forgot I was cooking pasta so now my whole pot's burnt and the kitchen/hallway smells like smoke
>>221063123Happens
>>221063123ask momstein to help
>>221063139I can clean it up, I just feel retarded now and Im sure my roommates think the same
>>221063137>that minecraft oneKek
>>221063123do you have alzheimer's?
>>221063123usually kinda hard to burn pasta
Sneed
>>221063165Haha classic
im shleepy
Hi shleepy, I'm Dad
>>221063194
does anybody want to let me inseminate them for science
>does anybody want to let me inseminate them for science
>>221063258
goon for me and let me know how good it feels!rub rub rub rub rubyou can do it!I'm a girl too btwgoon yourself to ecstasy :3
>>221063258meeeeee
>>221063258Hi
>this thread
Hey faggots.I know some of you fellow leafnigs go /out/. Anyone got any good recommendations in terms of where one can go /innawoods/ without the chance of any potential busybodies nosing about?I want to expand my stomping grounds a bit, preferably in BC, mainly because it has some of the best nature around this post-national hellpit.>pic rel
Niggas think they slick
>>221063347is that an assault rifle
>>221063347I wanna visit kamloops someday
>>221063347The gun made that whole image so incredibly cringe and pathetic
>>221063347what's the point of an AR15 on a backpacking trip
>>221063347picrel is awesome
>>221063377never know when a mountain lion could attack
>>221063377you've never shit your pants coming across a grizzly bear out in the wild, have you. one time I didn't have a gun and had to rely on kung fu to fend off a grizzly bear attack. but I five-finger dead punched that little shit to death
the other night I was just kidding about not liking the jazz parts of this albumhaha just being a silly billy
jamie pull up that picture of a Grizzly bear
>>221063401you're so silly anon
>>221063377If you are venturing in bear country you want to have a rifle with you. You can just do bear spray but that's a certain level of gambling things are going to work out as planned if you have a bear related problem. Rifle serves dual purpose as noise maker and as an option to shoot the bear if it comes to that.
>>221063362Maybe...>>221063363I've been to Kamloops a while back in the winter before Christmas. It was surprisingly not-snowing until after the 18th. Still a pretty nice place though. >>221063367Care to explain why you feel that way, kraut-anon?>>221063377Cougars and bears. Also mimics.
>>221063427isn't this just inconvenienta pistol would be way quicker to draw and aima charging bear would reach you before you could hoist you rifle into position
>>221063441the skeletal frame of a grizzly bear makes it so that 9mm rounds would just bounce off it, unless you hit it through the eye. 12 gauge is ideal
Bear spray on the other hand does not make noise and it MIGHT work if you deploy it right, maybe. And if it doesn't, it doesn't, have fun.
>>221063388>>221063424i wasn't questioning bringing a gun, but an AR15 specificallyusually people bring a shotgun or higher caliber rifle for self-defense or if you're just going for noise a pistol will do that with less weight
>>221062915lost highway was my favorite of his. his stuff is all very "moving art", like a painting where people are talking. so take my rec with a grain of sand, lost highway was just the work of his that resonated most with me.*dons flannel and cracks an IPA*
pondering the subject of tonight's goon hhhmmmmmmm
I deployed my balls all over your sisters face
>>221063441The faggot government here made a freeze on handgun sales and transfers. Plus you need a "Restriced" Loicense, which means registry on the horsestasi's list.There is a loophole where you can buy antique revolvers without a license at all. However they come in obscure cartridges and if they're in a common cartridge like .45 ACP, then prepare to pay over $4K to some fat boomer who know's what he's got.
>>221063501
>>221063507cursed image
>>221063501onlyfans?
in the court of the crimson KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>221063501Stars with a b and ends with a c
corr wanking induced heart attack would.he a good way to gobetter than a shagging induced wunreckon would.be more.calm and relaxing a wanking insuced wun
big gocc
>>221063528I want to live forever
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHHHHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAHHHAAHHHHHWOOO WOOOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOO
>>221063533alei calm down noel (gallagher)
thanks to my burning the pot Im too ashamed to even have dinner
I see people working out and they just like chilling like what even is the point
goodnight
>>221063719nighty night
I wonder what would life be like if men and women had to live separatly, like would people dress differently
Man Michael Jackson really was at his worst whenever he made We Are The World type sentimental, UNICEF-approved dogshit. Heal The World is like a turd in the middle of 14 course meal on picrel especially given the first 6 songs are really awesome New Jack Swing megakino.
Jon Stewart is so much funnier and insightful than that Trevor Noah guy it's insane.
Should be BM and PM instead of AM and PM
>>221063763It's Latin o algo.
>>221063762He's been the only funny one on that show, way funnier than colbert, way funnier than that weird british freak, way funnier than the black guy. the show shouldve just ended when he left
>>221063774OK??? Pretty sure nobody speaks latin anymore so why not change it. Hell most of the world uses military time anyway
>>221063789>why not change it.because there is no reason to
>>221063800Because it makes more sense? There is no reason to import brown people but we do it anyway
>>221063762You mean Jonathan Leibowitz
>>221063789You owe EVERYTHING to us Romans
>>221063812the romans were GAY!
Very grateful I didn't grow up with Millennial talk slow slop
>>221063845no different from streamers except for the fact they throw in jokes sometimes
>>221063856>no different from streamersI don't watch streamers either.Feels good man.
>>221063914You said the other day you watch haz al-din
>>221063965he's a groyper he loves hasan piker
>>221063965>you watch haz al-dinI never said I watched him I said that there's been a vibe shift on the far left in the U.S and that more Zoomer lefties prefer Haz Al Din types over Hasan.
I don't pay attention to politics but im going to make sure to vote all red ticket in the mid terms so I don't have to hear about people talking about impeachment shit for the next 2 years straight
>>221063989dont worry youll hear it anyway
I feel like Guts from Berserk when I listen to Tool
how many mcdonalds cheeseburgers could you mfers realistically eat in one sitting (be honest)
>>221064029Genuinely like two
>>221064029the single patty ones? I COULD eat like 6 or 7 but their burger quality is in the fucking toilet lately so Id get nauseous after 3
>>221064029Just a normal cheese burger? I think I ate 10 before when they use to sell them for 50 cents each
Probably 5. Those tings are tiny these days, even a triple is microscopic.
>>221064029probably 4 mcdubs. haven't bought the normal ones in 5eva
>>221064046fake answer>>221064047>>221064048real niggas right here
>>221064068I'm not lying, some of us are lankfags
I wouldnt have stubbed my toe if we had a ballroom
Question for real niggas is how many McNuggets could you eat? I could put 100 of those things away, potentially double if I had sweet and sour sauce.
this could be us
twinky canadian boys have small sphincters
>>221064112A dozen maybe
>>221064112
>>221064113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckM51xoTC2U
Checks out
NEU!>>221064130>>221064130>>221064130
>>221064112I can't eat more than 2, they are so gross and greasy
niggas be like"these tendies too spicy"
