Never saved anything for the swim back edition>>221085146
How strange it is to be anything at all
crosseyed gooning with my mouth agape
>>221086422That's one of the movies we watch in middle school here
>>221086422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkSV0gElxg&list=RDldkSV0gElxg&start_radio=1
i hate myself and i want to get fucked up and watch ratatouille alone
They made Neptune less blue. Now it's pale cyan like Uranus. God this is so fucked up
>>221086454It's so fucking over
still seething because I just married a beautiful and lovely virgin who turned out to have ultra vaginismus so I literally cannot fuck her on our honeymoon
>>221086450https://youtu.be/GM-znjDGubE
>>221086455Me n you x
>>221086465Oxford study
>>221086465Wow, we can't ever have anything fun can we!T Rex is a giant chicken, neptune isn't deep blue, Pluto isn't a planet
Jupiter and Saturn are the gigachad planets anyway.
>>221086466Go out and buy some lube
>>221086474neptune has been BLEACHED
>>221086454>>221086465I was always interested in space, but when I got to college I took astronomy but couldn't hack the math involved so I just dropped the class.
>>221086472no, thats my wife
>>221086465This is why people believe the moon landing was fake
>>221086478t rex's being giant chickens is actually cool tho
>>221086466Have you heard of anal?
/int/ really is dying, threads stay on page 10 for ages now. It's over...
>>221086466it's important to determine if you are sexually compatible with someone BEFORE getting married
>>221086470underrated movie
>>221086511It’s all of 4chan. Especially after the hack last year.
>>221086466huh?
what anime girl should I add to my island
4chan essentially banned firefox users lol gee I wonder why the website is dying
>>221086527
>>221086527thanks for keeping 2006 alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFNrN_6Ta5I&list=RDOFNrN_6Ta5ITerry's been gone for 8 years now...
>>221086526Waifu
>>221086527nani
>>221086526yui
Just coom'd >>221086562>browsing in yostuba bBased
>>221086526Nice try Epstein
>>221086422Great movie>>221086449Based
>>221086562You can browser it on firefox but, at least for me and a lot of other people, you get an IP range ban after a few posts. Firefox users likely make up around 10-20% of 4chan users
>>221086562i see my post
>>221086569to?
>>221086526ebina
>>221086572oh yeah it was pretty fucked up for me a while agobut I also use firefox on my phone and didn't have issues from the cell network, so I figured some faggot was just spamming cheese pizza or something somewhere nearby
>>221086572do you have a dynamic ip?
>>221086526
>>221086595Yes but 4chan doesn't trust the firefox browser so it auto range bans the users on desktop. This doesn't happen with chromium browsers
Welp it's been a full year and I still like clowns. May god save us all.
>>221086605yo that is some grade-D clussypost some good shit nigga
Kys clownpedo
>>221086599do you frequently clear your cache/cookies?
Sex with Pomni. Sex with Ragatha.
Why do Black men want to fuck Pomni the most while Whites want to fuck everything else in that show
Take a little walk to the edge of town and go across the tracks
can't browse 4chin on my fire tab anymore cuz the bastards banned Silk. won't even load a captcha.
>>221086612I meant genuine clowns. Not pick-me girl fotm whores. Wait to immediately degrade the discussion.
Balloon animals mentioned
primo clussy
>>221086558fuck thats a good one. >>221086566already have 2 bakas, need a new archetype>>221086580literally who
>>221086645
Right I'm leaving after all of < 10 posts. You two gooners can both get plowed.
no one cares if you leave faggot.
>umerda charactersshant
Fucked your bitch
I miss having a shitbox with a cassette player
do you ride a bicycle in your state/province? it's really fun! good for the lower body too
>>221086690no
Might try to make a bench and squat rack with the lumber from neighbor's swingset they threw out
alright he's gone, now we can start making the really good posts. let's get started gang.
>>221086483we tried todaygoing to an OBGYN that somehow had an opening tomorrow
>>221086504>>221086512she gives great bjs
>>2210866905 days a week I bike to and from my university
>>221086711>>221086719you normalfucks are so weird
>>221086710
>>>/trv/2873988
>>221086710Ermagerd is that a moderately attractive woman with a…. *gulps* gun?!Mamma Mia that’s so hot!! Babes and guns rule!!
>>221086748I say this
>>221086748i said to make good posts
https://voca.ro/1RS45rPCv7gK
Shoutouts to the anon who posted Iron Lion Zion earlier
I need my bussy played with
>>221086690was about to go for a bike ride today but momberg came back at the exact time I was leaving and drove me instead>>221086758fk's post mogs yours
>>221086512OY VEY
I'm sad. I missed my chance and it will never come back again. Want to give up and self-icide. Such is life as an American.
>>221086743quintessential yank post
>>221086721You at UC Davis by chance?
>>221086690Do you need someone to massage your thighs after a bike ride?
>>221086771Marley is timeless and Zion Don got me in the mood to spin up an old MiniDisc full of his songs.
>>221086466That's why you have sex before marriage so you know you're compatible. Sad! Common cuckservative L!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYbBL_3XLEMvgh this song is so goodi can't tell if the main hook is a keyboard or a guitar but it sounds medieval in a very cool and trippy way
Sad! Pathetic!
>>221086690I have jerked off to this picture before
>>221086815>>221086813
gn cumfarts
>>221086817Im not happy about it
>>221086704maybe you should>>221086721that's pretty good. how many miles per week is that? do you track your commute times? is there a safe place to put your bike?>>221086773based momberg giving her son a car ride>>221086795they don't get sore any more + I wear padded bib shorts
Connor McDavid is a fraud
>>221086422Good morning>>221086449They show us el Dorado
>>221086852did the Ducks win?I don't watch hockey but I live a couple miles from Anaheim so I feel obligated to pay attention
I mean Good movie
>>221086864Good morning sir!
gackin my gack off rn
now we're popping
Me I'm ENFP.
*redeems*
>every game was making sure the series goes at least 5BRAVO, GARY
>>221086827night bud
Six bumbapussybloodclaat egg
My life's too precious to live shackled by insecurity
>>221086867>did the Ducks win?No they are losing
>>221086864>>221086872please tell me you got auto-corrected LMAO
World Cup chaos & chicanery is coming.
King Charles owned Drumpf today
just wasted hours jerking off
>>221086905
>>221086918Kinda depressing that on the 250th anniversary is going to be celebrating soyccer
>>221086936July 4 is such a stupid date to have USA Day of Independence or whatever the fuck anyways. Meanwhile we celebrate CANADA DAY on July 1. Much more elegant. Simple.
>>221086934>
>>221086947What's Canada Day celebrating? You are still slaves to a British inbred. Sad! (but many such cases)
>>221086948Buy some conditioner bro
>>221086957It's the date in 1867 the British colonies Upper Canada & Lower Canada joined together to become Canada.
>so, we've finally reached the uppermost point of Canada. what shall we name it?
discovered a new fapping method that doesn't involve lube.
>>221086905posted it again award
>>221086975Actually Upper Canada become Ontario and Lower Canada Quebec
>>221086915I did
Overrated cryptids:>Wendigo >Mothman>NessieUnderrated cryptids:>Yeti>Extant dinosaurs>Flying rods
there are probably alien civilizations out there and theres probably aliens posting on their alien computer right now, we are just too far to ever know about each other
>>221086967should've stayed seperate.
>>221086995I made a thread about brazil today. Did you see it?
Made one>>221087002>>221086987Do tell us
if you sniffed a canadian emo femboy's butt through his boxer briefs it would smell like cinnamon french toast with syrup and blueberries
>>221087011Kill thyself
>>221086995with how computers get developed whatever they use as computers is probably basically the same shit as what we have
Look, an owl monkey, he sleeps 17 hours a day
>>221086987prostate massage? we've been there bro, all of us have been doing that for a while
Made for BHC
>>221087011I’ve always wondered how Canadian emo boybutt compares to an Albany emo but so far I haven’t got the chance to see (sniff) for myself
>>221087034Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>221087043I wish I had a switch 2
>>221087042Based Insaneway taking out the trash
>>221087048just emulate it, its on S1 too
>>221087031Cute!
SHUTUP IM BATIN
I don't like tattoos on women but I do like most piercings. Noses, whether on the side or septum, both are cool. I like eyebrow piercings. Lips are cool too. Only ones I'm not too fond of are gauges and that newish one that's like a chain going across the nose
inevitably what we will do is evolve past humanity, first by suppressing every natural human urge and emotion and eventually into digital consciousness entirely, it's in fact the only way to advance
>>221087048Then you'd have a switch 2 too
>>221087043Is that roblox
>>221087037>Albany emoAmerican femboy butt smells like campfire smoke, marshamallow and wet oak wood and sometimes chili pepper depending if they are upset or not
>>221087034>kicks her out and fucks Shepard at her workstationnothin personal suitrat
>>221086995What'd you think about the argument (retarded leftists) often make that we shouldn't be exploring space or looking for alien life because we shouldn't focus on problems on Earth?
>>221087076
>>221087061NO IT'S TOMODACHI LIFE
>>221087081Tell them that many of our modern conveniences can be traced back to the space race
The fairer the skin, the purer the spirit.
>>221087117They call you an incel bigot chud and you get fired from your job and de-banked. What now?
…maybe the real treasure was the boybutt we smelled along the way
imagine the one person you trusted, your wife, was a slut before you met her.
>>221087145never trusted a woman enough to marry tho
I hope some fucking i beam near the construction sites I walk by falls and squishes my head tomorrow
>>221087059
drinking milk
>>221086794>UC DavisNo I'm in Arizona >>221086831>how many miles per week is that?Not too much, it's about ~35 miles per week.>do you track your commute times?Yeah. I get there in about 20 minutes from where I park. I don't go directly from my house, I park at a mall 2.5 miles outside of town because the parking there is free unlike the parking at the school which is highway robbery.>is there a safe place to put your bike?Yeah the University has bike racks everywhere. As long as you have a lock the probability of your bike getting stolen is small because there's too many people around all using bikes for their to be any point in going through the effort to steal one.>>221086936The 250th is going to be the thing people care about the least this year.>>221087032>>221086987You guys use lube to fap? Why?
>>221087201>Driving your car to bikeSunbelt moment
>>221087191Why is she so hot
>>221087219Because she’s kind
>>221087201>You guys use lube to fap? Why?they probably had the extra-cruel circumcision method that removes maximum foreskin
you ready for another tug session?? :3
Won't you tell me where have all the good times gone?
the 4chan personalities folder is coming along nicely
>>221087201>Not too much, it's about ~35 miles per week.Has it made your butt nice and firm?
>>221087320No DiStefano (Re Di Segundiljan’) folder
>>221087320>no Urkel>no Footkraut>no Spinsterbro what is you doingggg
>>221087320>no 0n/cris folder
i'm your lil foxboi goon dummy
>>221087345I only have one pic each of spinster and urkel
>>221087320have no idea who these freaks are apart from Jason
I can't open my window to let the cool air in because the smells of dog poop from my neighbor's side yard are too strong
>>221087355Post Spinny and I’ll tell you if it’s really her (I met her irl)
>>221087374
>>221087380This isn't herhow many times do we have to have this conversationfrankenspinster is actually her
>>221087393post the real pic then fag
>>221087380This isn’t her Spinny doesn’t smoke and doesn’t live in a trailerShe lives in a pastel pink house full of Sanrio decorations
using my shirt / hoodie as a napkin when i eat
>>221087403>spoonfeeding youlolno
>>221087409probably is pink after she renovated it
yeah, I think I'm listening to Mazzy Star's entire discography tonight
y'all fruity niggas STEADY on some shit that happened 5+ years ago these niggas don't even post here no 'mo and u white bitches still up dey ass baka
>>221087320>zoomI'm honored :')>>221087337>Has it made your butt nice and firm?Never had a problem with that given I inherited my Dad's ass but yeah it definitely has. A girl I'm seeing atm mentioned that the other day
corr just did a poo
>>221087496Lush!x
>>221087487>Never had a problem with that given...Is it juicy or flat?
back from my appointment with toiletberg
>>221087411Adoraburu Mako
corr seems lots of woke young middle class liberal white women fans of joni mitchellreckon none of em kno shes a vile racist who committed blackface called mohammed ali and hurricane carter "jive-ass niggers"
i'm a little canadian fleshlight for big american ock
>>221087504Lush Life by Zara Larsson starts playing
>>221087517>juicy or flatMuscular and toned
Diarrhea'd sundayDiarrhea'd mondayDiarrhea'd today
>>221087540Bowery Electric beat her by 15 yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqUK7iAQJ4k
>>221087520phwoarpropa good post dissverily
>>221087537>>221087541post booty pics. undied or nude, your choice
>>221087543Sir you have food poisoning.
>>221087320What about those two gay canadians
please don't be gay with eachotherit's unfair to the rest of the generalI do not consent to being exposed to your gay interactions
>>221087427remember sum famousnpop star like i dont even remembe rwho but olivia rodrigo sum bitch like thay. maybe not as fsmous as olivia rodrigo but sumwun like datrefer to mazzy star as a shenot a bandhow you can tell the bapid bitch told to say she like dem coz of her record labelbreddy sure deez kinda practises rampantpeople hafta be marketed to public pretending they do shidd they dont like to like certain music sum sogg ass rashiddd
>>221087219She's not, at all. I wouldn't even call her kind of pretty
>>221087554
cock is so 2025we're a gock general now
>>221087567astonished that I can understand the content of this post
>>221087568nah she's wife materialyou wouldn't get it
>>221087540i remember the day dat came outhearing dem opening guitar lines and vox melody was like.sumwun kicking open the door to your sovlwhole new opportunities in music seemed to cascade from that momentthe whole landscape of possibility in pop music had been reopenedmonumentalsame fing when i heard dem first opening drum beats of five years on bowie's ziggy stardust album
hard r is craaazzy bro
>>221087612I'm already married so I guess you're right
and i rember everywun was like"diss bitch sound like rihanna"but she whitedas how crazy diss shidd was
>>221087621I didn't say that it was somebody else, that's why the janny nuked it.Anyway, niggers.
>>221087583they are pretty shit
>>221087548i actually relly like diss kittingtonshirewun of best new additions to collection
>>221087658he cute
goonin with da cronem
>>221087689>cronemlol
>>221087549Use your imagination you homo
i made the executive decision to not masturbate
Is it less gay to goon to thoughts of gock opposed to videos of gock
I think /sp/ is awful at discussing sports. Turns into shit flinging over anything
>>221087702post your zoomer boy butt and i'll do a cum tribute to it and post it
>>221087750game threads are so fun though
>>221087750You’re telling me like I get hating other teams and rivals and shit but my god can they not talk normally for 2 seconds the entire board acts like retards from Philadelphia
The only thing thats fun to do with sports is playing them. Anything else is very gay
>cum tributewtf is this, are you seriously going to cum on a tissue and post it or is it something /cum/ related?
cum tribute on a picture of jason
>>221087799you really don't know what a cum tribute is?maybe they aren't a thing anymoreit's cumming on a picture of someone and posting it as tributeor you can cum on a figurine or doll
I need to get eat weed cope with existence
>>221087811You've been a bad boy
i shouldn't smoke weed ever, i'm already retarded and lazy enough
>zoom zoom claims to have been raised by 4chan>doesnt know what a cum tribute isso disingenuous about everything...
did NOT forget my pasta on the stove this time
>>221087838me when my stool passes normally
>>221087817I know ;_;
>>221087841quite late for hot food
>>221087825>>doesnt know what a cum tribute isI didn't lurk on /b/ or /mlp/, I was elsewhere on this site
Baal vibes
How do I get the cricket outside my window to FUCK OFF
>>221087750the problem with /sp/ is threefold1. shitheads trolling for(you)'s. see pic2. generals ruining discussing sports because it either has to be a hot take or le funny image or its falling off pg 10, and they fester autists and attention whores who ruin any possibility of talking about the sport itself. See /mlb/3. post timers killed gamethreads
not only do indians sound like apu from the simpsons, they also behave in a similar way. but only the good ones
COVID killed /sp/ and sports in generalIt lifted the veil of illusion
gock talk
>>221087880My schizo theory on this sort of thing is that there is a younger generation of 4chan posters, who were introduced to 4chan by seeing screenshots of famous greentexts, troll posts, shitposts, memes, etc. So they came to the conclusion that every single 4chan post should be some epic bait, or “own”, or shitpost. It makes every potentially normal interaction impossible because these posters are extreme tryhards who are performing their idea of what a “4chan guy” is, and they refuse to break character. /sp/ is especially bad but you’ll see these guys all over the place on 4chan. /cum/ is generally not too bad, but you’ll see them here too.
>>221087913you have my attention
>>221087926you sound like a newfag who thinks hes an oldfag
>>221087945I’m a mediumfag. Started on here in 2013. I’m sure there are many many olderfags. But even in my time, I’ve noticed the cultural shift. The election tourists are the most obvious. But I also think a lot of 4chan turned increasingly into a parody of itself. And I think these newfags almost automatically come with a tendency to be attention whores obsessed with engagement baiting.
>>221087926>/cum/lol i love that place because it reminds me not all leafs are pathetic losers unlike /hoc/
>>221087880>shitheads trolling for(you)'s. see picthat's 4chan in general
>>221087985Anything after 2007 is a newfagt. 2006fag
>>221087988Is that your ass? We have now seen your nipples and your ass. What will we see next, hmm?
>>221088005you're still a newfag dumbass 2003 is og 2004-05 is old anything after that is considered cancer
I like spiders I just don't like them on me
>>221088020>ogknow how I know you're a gay zoomer who found out about 4chan from reddit posts
>>221088005Yeah fair enough lol. But as a 2013fag, I shall continue to look down on anyone who arrived after gamergate or the 2016 election.
>>221088011>What will we see nextI've already posted my bulge, the all you need are my legs for the Exodia to be completed.
>>221088031esl moment lol
>>221088020truth nuke. trvke as they say.
>>221088032>I shall continue to look down on anyone who arrived after gamergate or the 2016 election.You're not going to believe this but I actually started lurking here around ~2015 because of /sg/ on /pol/. I came for in-depth Syrian Civil War coverage and have stayed ever since.
>>221088037>and you're brownnever @me again
I came to 4chan during the 2016 election and I don't care, it still makes I'm and oldfag
>>221088054>>221088020
>>221088051I came for /mu/ at first.
now that the website is clearly dying people bragging about being here for years just seem pathetic
so the stars are done, right?can the wild beat the avs?
think I found 4chan in 2009 or 2010. All thanks to demotivational memes and 2 sophomores in my HTML class
me? i've been here longer than all of you. also i'm trans and chinese.
>>221088093go team i hate
4chan started dying the second tfw and mfw started being used on /v/it truly was all downhill from therealso about the same time generals began popping up before /vg/ was a thing. I think mass effect generals were the ones that really tipped the scales
I found out about 4chan from funnyjunk. Anybody remember that site? My first exposure to internet culture in general was the Bungie.net forums. They had an off-topic forum that was basically a diet-/b/
on /sp/ they call me the finkeror kittingtonoccasionallycorr
oh lord. its all over
>be me new to 4chan>click on /f/>top post is anime tentacle rape game>awesome >click on /x/>top post is mortuary/cemetery worker asking tips on necrophilia >nope out of theremany years later /x/ became my favourite board
>>221087842phwoar good post diss
>>221088117>I sat upon the shore>Fishing, with the arid plain behind me>Shall I at least set my lands in order?
>>221088131i once baited /x/ into believing i was a wizard
Worst bugs list1. Horse flies2. Ticks3. Mosquitos4. Cockroaches5. Wasps6. Regular flies7. Crane flies 8. Cicadas9. Silverfish10. Cellar Spiders
boomers shouldnt be using 4chan imo
>>221088150I'd replace horse flies with cockroaches
>>221088156no one should this place is a plague
>>221088150ummm carpet moths are bad
*puts you in a head lock**hits the stunner off the top pylon*
>>221088150>>221088157Bro has never been bitten by a horse flyOne time when painting a house I got bit by one through my sock and it hurt for over a year
>>221088166Didn't think about moths at all but I should have because I actually find moths disgusting for some reason
I’m not a very good poster. People like me are ruining this webzone.
>>221088176whats disgusting is they eat your clothes and carpet in larval stage
>>221088179Been saying this
Happy cake day btw
i actually used to find silverfish cute untili found out they eat stuff they not sposed to eat which ruins your stuffnow i look at dem diffrent and not sure how to feel coz i only ever see them.in like the toilet usually where i feel like they must be harmlessbut breddy sure i saw wun somehwere elsei just dont remeber wherebut could.be an important.issue hypothetcially
corrjust finsihed expunging the pooington finsllypretender by foo fighters was genuinely greta song. music video too
There’s something really hot about a woman with big boobs
but for me?karen carpenter dancingin the streetsinging and drummingpossibly mist important moment in christendom
WIBTA if I demand my wife stop letting her bull ejaculate in her? Top comment gets reddit gold btw
>>221087988that's a cute buttstay tuned for a tribute ;)
>>221088150>cicadas>silverfish Both completely harmless, why are they on your list?
>>221088219Is that the same song as that really gay video with David Bowie and Mick Jagger?
for me it was win-o /co/ threads
>>221088229they poo in your cereal boxes
>>221088233no just search karen carpenter dancing streetincrediboe drum solo and sing
Cicadas are genuinely a top 5 bug
Best bugs list. 1. Bold Jumping Spider2. Emperor Scorpion3. Tarantula Hawks4. Praying Mantis5. Black Widows6. Fireflies7.Butterflies8. Fig Eater Beetles 9. Ladybugs10. Rolly Pollys
>>221088229Silverfish are gross looking and omnipresent, cicadas are really loud and annoying
>>221088257I googled it. I realized I’ve seen a video with the drum solo only but never the rest of the performance. Very cool
>>221088283except ladybugs they're okay
>>221088259
1. Bees.2. Dragonflies 3. Fireflies4. Cicada5. ButterfliesThis is objective
>>221088233ans ALOT of people say she invent drum n bass in diss performance dats how good the drumming isyou will see by the beatvery drum n bassintricate jazz drumming
NEU!>>221088317>>221088317>>221088317
>>221088259arent they what yhwh used tp punish tje egyptians in old testament as revenge on the jews?suspicious innit
goodnight
>>221088150>crane flies>cellar spidersLiterally dindu nuffin
