Two Australians enter a brothel. They walk up to the owner and say: "We'll share one!"The owner looks at them and says "Gentlemen, this is a dingo farm"The Australians think for a bit and say "Okay, we'll take one each!"
Who farms dingos?
>>221088357The dingoes?OP's mom and sister
>>221088595LOL
>>221088367mind your own business
>>221088357dingo sex is a sacred part of our culture, a little respect please.
>>221088367Austrians
An Australian man has sex with a dingo and accidentally kills it. He is forced to cut it up so he can feed the meat to his babies because he got laid off from the Alice Springs mine and has no money. However, when he does that he finds his baby in the stomach.
>>221088641I thought it was dingo baby eating
>>221088676AMAZING
>>221088679*baby batter eating
>a city slicker moves out to the country>the farmer next door comes over to meet him>the farmer says "howdy there, would you like to come over to my house tonight? we're going to have a big shindig for ya because we're neighborly here">the city guy says "this is something I really like. this is why i moved to the country, for things like this">the farmer says "it'll be a hell of a big party">he says "we'll have a little drinkin', a little fightin', a little fornicatin'">the city guy says "well that sounds great, what time should I be there?">and the farmer says "anytime you like, just the two of us"
>>221088763that farmers state? Ohio
>>221088796
>>221088357i thought the joke would be that those Australian is indian because indian really do say that except there are at least 5 of them
Don't knock it until you try it, also please show some respect for my culture
>>221088357But your premise is "they enter a brothel". It is implied that the building looks like a brothel instead of a dog farm(?). Your joke needs more workshopping. Please form a Revision Committee. I expect an improved version by Saturday evening.
>>221089035>But your premise is "they enter a brothel"It's not MY premise, it's THEIR premise. Focus!
A Bavarian enters an Australian brothel. The owner tells him "please leave our premises at once"!
>>221088676Modern day Rotkäppchen
>dingo farmMakes no sense
A Bavarian enters an Australian brothel. The owner tells him "we only have female dingos mate try the one down the street"
>>221089520LOL
>>221088988>show some respect for my culture>>221089512>Makes no senseThe duality of kaola cuntfuckers
>>221089035Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>221089613bodied that freak
So there's this zoophile musician, and he starts fiddling his bass
>>221089705
An Australian enters a Bavarian brothel. The owner tells him "we don't have dingos but would you like an underage Russian hooker forced to wear a fursuit?"
>>221089768This is VERY good
>>221089768Go on...
A Belgian enters a brothel and shows them his 50 dollar bill. Thy madam says sorry, we charge 70 euros. But next door there is a hooker that charges 35 euros and gives you a drink for free.He goes next door ands asks about the price. The hooker says it is 35 euros, but I have to warn you I do not have a clitoris. The Belgian answers, that's alright, I'll have a Jaegermeister instead.
>>221089831LOOOOOL
>>221089831*I mean 50 euro bill, not 50 dollar
>>221089825seven months later Bavarian anon was born(there were complications)
>>221089885
NEW GERMAN HUMOR JUST DROPPED GET IN HERE>>221089840>>221089840>>221089840
>>221089540No need to be rude, hans
>>221090044Source?
HELLO????????
